Bad Boys: Basketball With Captain Howard (JOE PANTOLIANO SCENE)

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • Captain Howard (Joe Pantoliano) gives Mike (Will Smith) and Marcus (Martin Lawrence) some advice on their case.
    #WillSmith #MartinLawrence #moviescenes
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    From director Michael Bay (The Rock, Armageddon) and the production team of Don Simpson and Jerry Bruckheimer (Beverly Hills Cop, Top Gun) comes a thrill ride of explosive action from beginning to end. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence team up as partners in crime, crime-fighting that is, in this action-packed flick about a couple of good guys who are real BAD BOYS! One hundred million dollars worth of confiscated heroin has just been jacked from police custody. Once the career bust of Detective Mike Lowery (Will Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence), the missing drugs now threaten to shutdown the narcotics division of the Miami Police Department. When the drug investigation turns deadly, the murderers kidnap the only witness, a beautiful police informant (Tea Leoni) and close friend of the boys, which makes things get personal! Fast cars, a gorgeous woman and non-stop action make BAD BOYS a guaranteed good time!

КОМЕНТАРІ • 279

  • @Justfun-xx6xe
    @Justfun-xx6xe Рік тому +220

    I'm telling you man the captain was the cherry on top of this movie .

    • @p0pimp2004
      @p0pimp2004 2 місяці тому +7

      I actually cried when he died. Did not see that shit coming. One of my favorite characters

    • @tayeeinthacut9661
      @tayeeinthacut9661 Місяць тому +4

      @@p0pimp2004that scene still hard for me

  • @fuzzo73
    @fuzzo73 Рік тому +236

    "I heard what I said 'cos I was standin' there when I said it!" I love that line, and I remember the theater erupting in laughter when he said it. Actually, that was most of the movie. Gotdamn this was a good flick.

    • @JimKnight-el4kd
      @JimKnight-el4kd Рік тому +5

      That's Wild, that you say that, I have that same memory! I remember watching this in the theatre , and About fell out of my seat laughing!

  • @brazybeen4653
    @brazybeen4653 7 місяців тому +198

    " You left her by herself? Our only fucking witness?" 😂😂😂

    • @darkprofit1137
      @darkprofit1137 5 місяців тому +8

      I feel like that was ralphie slipping out😂😂😂

    • @sbarrow06
      @sbarrow06 3 місяці тому

      "You left a strange hooker alone in my apartment?!"

    • @Legoflymaster89
      @Legoflymaster89 2 місяці тому

      "You left a strange hooker alone in my apartment?!"

    • @tayeeinthacut9661
      @tayeeinthacut9661 Місяць тому +1

      @@darkprofit1137that was way b4 sopranos came out 😂😂

    • @Wickwiki94
      @Wickwiki94 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂 instant trigger Capt

  • @TheNegativeDude
    @TheNegativeDude 2 роки тому +590

    "I was getting them all in before you showed up." LMAO I was waiting for that.

  • @brettwright2571
    @brettwright2571 Рік тому +252

    "Everybody wants to b like Mike", "yea n u gonna b retired like him too", 😆 🤣

    • @ericdxfan511
      @ericdxfan511 Рік тому +31

      Oddly enough Michael Jordan came out of retirement two weeks before this movie came out

  • @mattgeer5981
    @mattgeer5981 Рік тому +284

    “I didn’t kill anybody yet today, Captain.” 😂

    • @jonightshade2252
      @jonightshade2252 Рік тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @marlonjones729
      @marlonjones729 Рік тому +41

      Hey do you want me to yell at you, cause I can do that. Lmao

    • @iw_legendary_sayain2215
      @iw_legendary_sayain2215 4 місяці тому +7

      🖐🏾

    • @jonblankenship5908
      @jonblankenship5908 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@marlonjones729let me tell you something this witness, it's the only good news I got you guys are bad news. So what does that mean, it means if have to be Mike Lowery Santa Claus FD Hutton I don't give a shit that's what you're going to be.

    • @psychogeezo3857
      @psychogeezo3857 3 місяці тому +4

      @@iw_legendary_sayain2215😂😂😂😂

  • @gregg.380
    @gregg.380 Рік тому +261

    The 90's had good movies, never will be again

  • @EDJK_
    @EDJK_ Рік тому +192

    “her and her dogs Luke and Dookie” LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rodannapier8355
      @rodannapier8355 Рік тому +17

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @uchihaobito6629
      @uchihaobito6629 Рік тому +1

      Oh so, u left dogs in my house?! So there's dogs and a hooker in my house?!

    • @sophiecaluk8381
      @sophiecaluk8381 3 місяці тому

      “So you left dogs in my house? So there’s dogs and a hooker in my house?

  • @HatunTashDCCIMinistries
    @HatunTashDCCIMinistries 2 роки тому +125

    RALPH: "She's not a hooker. She's a hoo-ah."

  • @vontekirkland1471
    @vontekirkland1471 Рік тому +191

    Man captain strong as hell throwing that ball over the goal everytime 😂

  • @Malik_Free
    @Malik_Free 8 місяців тому +71

    Captain Howard: "Until then. UNTIL THEN. You are Mike Lowry. You be him. Thats what you are. You're him."
    Marcus: "MAN I...."
    Captain Howard: "You'rehimidontwannahearit! You're him!!!" Lmao that part always made me laugh😅😅

  • @angrydog117
    @angrydog117 2 роки тому +213

    Martin saying "I would've dunked it on your ass". Lol. He only about 5'5

    • @isaiahwatkins1502
      @isaiahwatkins1502 Рік тому +24

      more like 5'7 but yeah lol

    • @damndev4625
      @damndev4625 Рік тому +17

      5’9 back then when he was skinny and younger and his posture was different than he is now.

    • @KingJT80
      @KingJT80 Рік тому +7

      shit spud web and mugsy bouges LOL

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 Рік тому +1

      @@damndev4625 what ?

    • @damndev4625
      @damndev4625 Рік тому +5

      @@lexkanyima2195 when you get OLD your posture change and you aren’t the same height as your YOUNGER self. You shrink.

  • @shizzdaprob09
    @shizzdaprob09 Рік тому +99

    Mans really shooting ball while smoking a cigar 😂🤣😂💀💀😭😭😭😭

    • @Artorion
      @Artorion 2 місяці тому +8

      That's the definition of a BOSS!!!

    • @1craley878
      @1craley878 2 місяці тому +3

      Legend
      Wait for it
      Dary.

    • @tayeeinthacut9661
      @tayeeinthacut9661 Місяць тому +2

      Doing anything while smoking a cigar is boss moves tbh that’s how the ogs roll

  • @Wh4L205
    @Wh4L205 Рік тому +145

    Only captain Howard would shoot basketball while smoking a cigar and throw it over the entire goal everytime 😂

  • @folarinosibodu
    @folarinosibodu 3 місяці тому +10

    This is a masterful scenes of moving the plot forward, explaining where we are while some people are in the dark, and so many damn classic quotable lines, while showing all three very distinct characters.

  • @RideOnTimePH
    @RideOnTimePH 3 місяці тому +18

    The captain said that they are looking for something to pin on him but he stood by mike & marcus. I think it gives more context on the story of BB4

  • @StoneColdGem
    @StoneColdGem Місяць тому +6

    "Everybody wants to be like Mike"
    "Yeah and You gonna retire like him too"
    "I would've had dunked on yo ass"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheAshtonjazz
    @TheAshtonjazz Рік тому +83

    Crazy how in the 3rd film he dies after watching his kid play basketball an missing a shot like her dad they really paid attention to detail

    • @Wh4L205
      @Wh4L205 Рік тому +26

      Yep I noticed that also. He says “the kid has the family curse” 😂😂😂 🏀

  • @89sigma43
    @89sigma43 5 місяців тому +7

    Every time that both Marcus and Mike are arguing at each other, it’s pure gold.

  • @FredericFreedom
    @FredericFreedom Рік тому +76

    We've all met a Captain Howard in our workplace 🤣

    • @Artorion
      @Artorion 9 місяців тому +5

      If only that were true

    • @chriscovilcc
      @chriscovilcc 3 місяці тому +2

      Mines was capt green and he was hilarious as a watch commander

    • @landonbenford8369
      @landonbenford8369 25 днів тому

      Ironically my security boss was Retired Detective Mike. I'm Serious.❤

  • @marlojoseph4954
    @marlojoseph4954 Рік тому +54

    You’re him you’re you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alimuh007
    @alimuh007 3 місяці тому +12

    "You don't like your job? Quit."

  • @tylerwilliamson7128
    @tylerwilliamson7128 2 роки тому +114

    3:19 can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @jamalselesi182
    @jamalselesi182 2 роки тому +39

    And you you you you’re you you be you you but Not in front of her you’re him You’re you lol 😅 gets me a lot

    • @easportslegend
      @easportslegend Рік тому +6

      😂😂😂😂 that shit always get me because ain’t no body Marcus 😆

    • @davidleonard7439
      @davidleonard7439 Рік тому +4

      @@easportslegend dawg 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @KhanyisileMngadi
      @KhanyisileMngadi 28 днів тому

      Me TOO!!!😂😂😂

  • @elyosoyelholyghost4449
    @elyosoyelholyghost4449 Рік тому +65

    Everybody wants to be just like Mike...

    • @PacmanCarter3
      @PacmanCarter3 Рік тому +25

      Yea and you’ll be retired like him too!!!

    • @elyosoyelholyghost4449
      @elyosoyelholyghost4449 Рік тому +5

      @Dorian Jones
      Lol..

    • @ShadowDOA
      @ShadowDOA Рік тому +1

      @@PacmanCarter3 I'da dunked it on yo' ass

    • @movies798
      @movies798 3 місяці тому +1

      @@PacmanCarter3 "I'd have dunked it on your ass." - Marcus Burnett
      Lmao!

    • @zepcrazyfre
      @zepcrazyfre 2 місяці тому

      @@PacmanCarter3Ida dunked it on your ass…😂

  • @DougieYT
    @DougieYT Місяць тому +3

    Howard loved them boys, and there’s no doubt about it.

  • @davidleonard7439
    @davidleonard7439 Рік тому +22

    "Going...going...S***!!!! A little off" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @brazybeen4653
    @brazybeen4653 2 роки тому +41

    " You guys are Bad News " 😂😂😂

  • @DjKid86
    @DjKid86 6 місяців тому +10

    3:04 - 3:07 "!Yo, Man... We Ain't Tha Cosby's." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @litb.
    @litb. 10 місяців тому +32

    Reminds me of bill burr when he’s mad

    • @gate45
      @gate45 3 місяці тому +2

      Perfect comparison

  • @kidlightning1736
    @kidlightning1736 Рік тому +34

    Damn captain Howard shooting more bricks then Westbrook!

  • @jolijoseph1982
    @jolijoseph1982 8 місяців тому +9

    "Do you want me to yell at you coz i can do that"
    The captain knew his strength was yelling at somebody 😂😂😂

  • @dksl9899
    @dksl9899 3 місяці тому +6

    "Do it for me" hits differently after BB4

  • @GTTg-kr2xh
    @GTTg-kr2xh 3 місяці тому +6

    This scene still makes me laugh so hard.

  • @zionagnew6250
    @zionagnew6250 2 роки тому +18

    Honestly hey Will Smith and Marty Mart Martin Lawrence still is 2022 so happy 27 anniversary for doing Bad Boys 1 in 1995 so happy 27 anniversary to you guys.

  • @nightfurmoonfang3391
    @nightfurmoonfang3391 Рік тому +17

    "Hey, you want me to yell at you? Because I can do that..."

  • @pricemoore2022
    @pricemoore2022 Рік тому +18

    0:21-0:25 this whole situation is gettin' out of control
    Reminds me of every situation I always in through a series of misadventures

  • @olajawanmagee768
    @olajawanmagee768 Рік тому +26

    I had to stash her somewhere her and her dogs Luke and dookie 😂😂😂

    • @leandrewking5150
      @leandrewking5150 Рік тому +5

      😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @goriflex2441
    @goriflex2441 Рік тому +14

    "Ralph a fucking captain?
    Over my dead body."

  • @SteelPhoenix78
    @SteelPhoenix78 2 місяці тому +3

    God Bless Joey Pants!

  • @Zy444
    @Zy444 6 місяців тому +9

    Captain is playing basketball while smoking a cigar what a legend (only if he made them)

    • @jonblankenship5908
      @jonblankenship5908 3 місяці тому +1

      He said he was getting those shots in before Martin and Will showed up

    • @Zy444
      @Zy444 Місяць тому +1

      @@jonblankenship5908😭💀 yea he did say that

  • @michaelchen1838
    @michaelchen1838 2 роки тому +65

    Ralphie needs to show off his bball skills in everything

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 2 роки тому +8

      True, he should have call up Tony for that instead of a fist fight at the kitchen

    • @jimmymeridian5174
      @jimmymeridian5174 2 роки тому +1

      nothin' but net motherfucka

    • @JTD2001
      @JTD2001 Рік тому +4

      1:18 Johnny sack-esque outburst

  • @ABMultimediaDesigner
    @ABMultimediaDesigner Рік тому +16

    Captain Howard - Greatest Police Captain in a film

  • @brendanvondrasek5272
    @brendanvondrasek5272 2 роки тому +16

    3:14 everybody going to be like Mike #23 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

  • @EricWood-tm3oq
    @EricWood-tm3oq Місяць тому +2

    Looks like Cosmo from The Fugitive and US Marshals got tired of being a marshal 🤣🤣

    • @landonbenford8369
      @landonbenford8369 25 днів тому

      You should see him in "Running Scared (1986)" as Coke dealer Jimmy Smits' right hand man.😮

  • @ragnar3212
    @ragnar3212 Рік тому +10

    You won't see your wife for a month get your ass out of that chair 😂😂😂😂,the captain had no chill 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jonightshade2252
      @jonightshade2252 Рік тому +3

      Hands down my favorite captain Howard line 🤣🤣

  • @animanco6833
    @animanco6833 3 місяці тому +6

    Jeez I didn’t realize Marcus was thin in the first film. He let himself go real hard

  • @kelvinkelvin6200
    @kelvinkelvin6200 Рік тому +26

    Martin’s face and head is sooo much slimmer then it is right now😂

  • @leviticusjohnson1366
    @leviticusjohnson1366 2 роки тому +17

    Captain: Hey! Shut Up!

  • @tashriquekarriem8865
    @tashriquekarriem8865 9 місяців тому +6

    Marcus looking like he going to treasure hunting in the Amazon 😂

  • @tironmurray1998
    @tironmurray1998 4 місяці тому +4

    Marcus should’ve told Mike that the girl knew Maxine so Mike wouldn’t be mad at Marcus for taking the girl to Mikes crib

    • @marchie2
      @marchie2 3 місяці тому +2

      great point

  • @NMages20
    @NMages20 2 роки тому +34

    The dude gets in his gym clothes, ready to shoot hoops and get exercise, brings way more basket balls than he needs but doesn't turn the lights on? Doesn't add up

    • @gregaroivadilinovich280
      @gregaroivadilinovich280 Рік тому

      Not to mention he is smoking a cigar…

    • @konekopoi7480
      @konekopoi7480 Рік тому +5

      Its not a full excercise
      Hes just doing some stress relief

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan Рік тому +6

      dealing with two pain in the ass detectives is stressful because with them it's always something

    • @nabilbudiman271
      @nabilbudiman271 Рік тому +3

      WOOOSAHH

    • @marlonjones729
      @marlonjones729 Рік тому +1

      This is TV! We don't need no umbilical cord.....sorry, we don't need no lights on!

  • @garrenturk4093
    @garrenturk4093 Рік тому +6

    Classic scene.....

  • @jordanthomas7304
    @jordanthomas7304 Місяць тому +1

    Captain Conrad Howard was like a father to them!

  • @StealthForce70
    @StealthForce70 Місяць тому +2

    You don’t like your job… Quit!!😂😂

  • @Man-dl9ml
    @Man-dl9ml 2 роки тому +12

    Joey Pants!!! It was the coke!

  • @MarioAdwater82
    @MarioAdwater82 2 місяці тому +1

    "do you want me to yell at you?! because i can do that" lol captain howard was the 🐐 of the first 2 films

  • @DMVPRODUCT4LIFE
    @DMVPRODUCT4LIFE Рік тому +18

    The girl is not a hooker. As far as I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is my favorite movie franchise

    • @drlee2
      @drlee2 10 місяців тому +2

      "Man didn't I tell you she wasn't no hoo...hooker!" LOL

  • @StealthForce70
    @StealthForce70 Рік тому +5

    You dont like your job? Quit! 😂😂

  • @moon.mp3201
    @moon.mp3201 Рік тому +14

    Hollywood and those sequels couldn’t quite recapture the magic that was the original “Bad Boys.” Top 5 buddy cop film of all time.

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 Рік тому +1

      Maybe the quality wise

    • @drlee2
      @drlee2 10 місяців тому +1

      Agreed. This film is actually in my Top 2 buddy cop films along with the first Lethal Weapon movie.

    • @RICHBLACKCOCK
      @RICHBLACKCOCK 7 місяців тому

      ​@@drlee2RUSH HOUR❗

    • @christophermcfarland1650
      @christophermcfarland1650 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah the first bad boys was definitely better and Martin was the bigger star at the time

    • @Moon_Dasher
      @Moon_Dasher 2 місяці тому +1

      The newest one that came out a few weeks ago is really good

  • @adenijioluwamayowa1164
    @adenijioluwamayowa1164 Рік тому +36

    “Marriage is easy,all you have to do is please one woman”
    Coming from a man that couldn’t please jada😭

  • @t99155
    @t99155 2 роки тому +10

    Only if Marcus and Mike knew what Captain was before this lmao playing Vito 1v1

  • @efort2000
    @efort2000 3 місяці тому +3

    the OG “you’re him”😂

    • @sya8109
      @sya8109 2 місяці тому

      Rush hour

  • @gabrielleon5068
    @gabrielleon5068 Рік тому +4

    U left her alone our only fucking witness

  • @Tay_BigANG
    @Tay_BigANG 3 місяці тому +2

    “You don’t like your Job ? QUIT”…

  • @stephenmartinez5296
    @stephenmartinez5296 Рік тому +4

    You're him I don't hear it you're him 2:06

  • @kidblaze7754
    @kidblaze7754 Рік тому +4

    His place 😂😂😂😂

    • @sophiecaluk8381
      @sophiecaluk8381 3 місяці тому

      “WHAT?! You left her by herself, OUR ONLY FUCKIN WITNESS?!?!?!?!

  • @russelljohnson437
    @russelljohnson437 Рік тому +3

    lol cap heated 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @steviemcqueen2547
    @steviemcqueen2547 Рік тому +2

    Whoa. What did I say. Did you hear what I said. I heard what I said because I was standing there when I said it ( that part is funny as hell)

  • @kicapanmanis1060
    @kicapanmanis1060 2 місяці тому

    He always gave them a hard time but they always trusted each other. And the lengths they were going to protect his legacy even after he was gone.

  • @junseba1337
    @junseba1337 Рік тому +5

    Looks like this captain never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

  • @domovoibutler42
    @domovoibutler42 3 місяці тому

    The "charm" of these old movies.
    02:40 My fav.

  • @stephenmartinez5296
    @stephenmartinez5296 Рік тому +5

    You don't like your job quit 2:43

  • @pontiacGXPfan
    @pontiacGXPfan Рік тому +3

    Captain Howard finding out that one of his kids got beat up and lost a fight

  • @espoespo3557
    @espoespo3557 3 місяці тому

    Captain was wearing Reebok Pumps 😂. Nice

  • @7.62brickkk_
    @7.62brickkk_ 2 місяці тому +2

    1:22 1:24 1:32 1:34 1:36

  • @stephenmartinez5296
    @stephenmartinez5296 2 роки тому +8

    You are Mike Lowrey 2:02

    • @thatisabsolutelykooooge2211
      @thatisabsolutelykooooge2211 Рік тому +4

      LOL best part of the scene “YOURE HIM AND YOURE YOU! YOURE YOU BUT NOT IN FRONT OF HER! YOURE HIM AND YOURE YOU!”

  • @ericdxfan511
    @ericdxfan511 Рік тому +4

    @3:16 That didnt age well 😂. Michael Jordan came out of retirement a couple weeks before this movie came out

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому +1

      I guess you could say……he took this personally 😂

  • @charleslaw5365
    @charleslaw5365 2 роки тому +4

    THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING RIGHT

  • @jonblankenship5908
    @jonblankenship5908 3 місяці тому

    This is my second favorite scene in the movie just behind the convenience store scene

  • @SnowyNightFlyer
    @SnowyNightFlyer 2 роки тому +3

    No. More. Fires!

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 2 роки тому +26

    Bill Burr was great in this scene.

    • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
      @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 2 роки тому +10

      You know what, Bill Burr would make a fun constantly angry police Captain.

    • @wm2990
      @wm2990 2 роки тому +6

      No no it’s Michael Moriarty

  • @triplemluhced
    @triplemluhced Рік тому +6

    He didn’t want to say Mike place 😂😂

  • @CevicheGato
    @CevicheGato 5 місяців тому

    So many potential storylines with Burnett and Lowrey

  • @Cooz.
    @Cooz. 19 днів тому

    “Do you want me to yell at you? Cause I can do that”

  • @DblOSmith
    @DblOSmith Рік тому +2

    I can't get over the big ol' bugger in Martin Lawrence's nose at 1:35.

  • @HG-qi3cp
    @HG-qi3cp 2 місяці тому

    Im guessing all the balls in that gym was representing how tuff rhe captain was. Lol

  • @QF_Dan72
    @QF_Dan72 7 місяців тому

    "I didn't killed anybody yet today"
    "You guys are bad news"

  • @jsn23nc
    @jsn23nc Рік тому +5

    Broke ass jumpshot lol😂😂😂

  • @jamesgarner8262
    @jamesgarner8262 5 місяців тому +2

    (Mike and Marcus enters the gymnasium;
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard is smoking 🚬 a cigar
    and shooting hoops 🏀)
    Marcus: (talking to Mike indistictly)
    Be cool 😎. Watch yourself.
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: (talking to Mike and Marcus)
    Whoa 😮! What did I say?
    Did you hear 👂 what I said?
    I 👂 heard what I said ‘cause I was standing there when I said it!
    I told you, I told you to secure a witness!
    Not to shoot up ⬆️ a neighborhood!
    Not to do another dead ☠️ body!
    Just get the dope back, and do it quietly.
    Marcus: (talking to Captain 👩‍✈️ Howard)
    Look 👀, Captain 👩‍✈️, this whole situation is gettin’ out of control.
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: (talking to Marcus)
    You’re go*damn right it’s gettin’ out of control!
    Marcus: Look 👀, man 👨, I 🦫 damn near had to pass a pop quiz before she believed I was him.
    (Pointing at Mike)
    (Captain Howard bounces the ball 🏀 and tries to shoot it in the basket 🧺 but he misses)
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard:
    Goin,’ goin’- 💩 Sh*t! A little off.
    (Mike holds some ice 🧊 on the back of his head)
    Mike: (talking to Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard)
    I haven’t killed anybody yet today, Captain 👨‍✈️.
    (Marcus passes the ball 🏀 to Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard)
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: (talking to Mike)
    Hey 👋, do you want me to yell at you?
    ‘Cause I can do that.
    (Talking to both Mike and Marcus)
    Let me tell you somethin.’
    This witness is the only good 👍 news 🗞️ I got, OK ✅?
    The only good 👍 news 🗞️.
    You guys are bad 👎 news 📰.
    So what does that mean 😭?
    That means if you have to be Mike Lowery,
    Santa 🎅 Claus, FD Hutton,
    I don’t give a 💩 sh*t; that’s what you’re gonna be!
    Mike: 🤯 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
    What the hell 🔥 is goin’ on in here?
    (Captain Howard shoots but missed again)
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: I was like 👍 gettin’ ‘em all in before you showed up ⬆️.
    Mike: Can somebody talk to me, please 🙏?
    Can I know what’s goin’ on?
    (Marcus passes the ball 🏀 again to Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard)
    Marcus: Captain 👨‍✈️, these fools could have got a look 👀 at my license 🪪 plate 🍽️ last night.
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: So where’s the girl 👧 now?
    (Captain Howard bounces the ball 🏀)
    Marcus: (points at Mike) His place.
    Mike: (talking to Marcus) What?
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: (talking to Marcus)
    You left her by herself?
    Our only fu*kin’ witness?
    (Captain Howard continues shooting the ball 🏀 in the basket 🧺 but misses; Mike walks in Marcus’ face)
    Mike: You left a strange 🪝 hooker alone in my apartment?
    Marcus: The girl 👧 is not a 🪝 hooker; as far as I know.
    Gee, I had to stash her somewhere; her and her dogs 🐩, Luke and Dukie.
    (Captain Howard misses shooting the ball 🏀)
    Mike: So you left dogs 🐩 in my house 🏠?
    So there’s dogs 🐩 and a 🪝 hooker in my house 🏠?
    (Marcus gives a weird nod look 👀 to Mike)
    Mike: How about you add some chimps 🙊, OK 👌?
    We can have a carnival 🎡. How’s that?
    Marcus: Man 👨, didn’t I just say that she is not a 🪝 hooker?
    Mike: Can you respect ✊🏽 my stuff, please 🙏?
    Can you please 🙏-?
    (Captain Howard butts in)
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: Hey 👋! Shut Up 🤐!
    (Mike and Marcus keeps their mouths 👄 shut)
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: For years, Sinclair has been up ⬆️ my a$s, tryin’ to pin 📌 somethin’ on me.
    Well, I’m always takin’ it for you; right?
    Do it for me!
    (Captain Howard takes a second 👀 looking at both Mike and Marcus)
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: Now if we can get this witness to ID 🪪 🆔 the shooters, maybe 🤔 we catch our bad 👎 guys.
    (Talking to Marcus)
    But until then, until then, you are Mike Lowery!
    You be him! That’s what you are! You’re him!
    Marcus: Me? I ain’t-!
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: You’re him!
    I don’t wanna hear 👂 it!
    (Talking to Mike)
    And you! You’re you! You be you;
    but not in front of her!
    (Back to both Mike and Marcus)
    You’re him! You’re you!
    (Throws the ball 🏀 to the hole 🕳️ but misses once again; Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard gets the ball 🏀)
    Mike: Uh 🙄, can we get a time-out here, Captain 👨‍✈️?
    What am I like 👍, the designated 🏠 homeless?
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard:
    Hey 👋, does it look 👀 like 👍 I care ❤?
    Whatever it takes, all right?
    Whatever it takes.
    What did she say to you?
    The shooters 🔫 are gonna make their drop in 4 days?
    So we got 4 days.
    Marcus: Captain 👨‍✈️, what kind of plan is that, man 👨?
    I can’t be shacked up ⬆️ with no 👎 woman 👩.
    I have a family 🫂 to look 👀 after.
    My wife will kill my a$s!
    (Captain Howard bounce the ball 🏀)
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: You don’t like 👎 your job? Quit.
    (Captain Howard misses the shot)
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: 🦫 Damn!
    (He gets the ball 🏀;
    Mike walks over to Marcus)
    Mike: (talks to Marcus)
    Look 👀, um 😶, I’ll stay at the house 🏡 with Theresa and the kids 🧒 👧 👦 and everything.
    Marcus: (talking to Mike)
    Well, thank you 🙏.
    Thank you 🙏 but no, thanks ☺️, OK?✅
    You wouldn’t last 5 minutes with my family 🫂.
    Mike: Please 🙏, man 🧍‍♂️, married life is easy.
    You only got one 1️⃣ woman 🧍‍♀️ to satisfy.
    (Mike turns and walks away)
    Marcus: Yo, man 🧍‍♂️, we ain’t the Cosbys.™️
    (Mike picks up ⬆️ the basketball 🏀)
    Mike: Let’s go. I got this.
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: (cheers for Mike)
    Go!
    (Mike makes the shot; Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard caught the ball 🏀 that Mike had shoot through the basket 🧺)
    Mike: Everybody wants to be like 👍 Mike.™️
    Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard: Yeah 👍, and you’re gonna be retired like 👍 him, too.
    (Marcus walks away and looks at Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard)
    Marcus: (talking to Captain 👨‍✈️ Howard)
    I’d have dunked it on your a$s.
    (Mike and Marcus leaving the gymnasium)

  • @javontibraxton4287
    @javontibraxton4287 2 місяці тому +1

    This has to be Bill Burr’s cousin.

  • @St.Maurice
    @St.Maurice 2 місяці тому +1

    Biggest crime of this franchise is killing off Captain Howard!!!!! Bring back “Joe Joe” also!!!

  • @telishabradley5823
    @telishabradley5823 Місяць тому

    R.i.p Howard man 😂.

  • @Malik20002
    @Malik20002 Рік тому +2

    Martin and will both can hoop

  • @alcipta4920
    @alcipta4920 2 місяці тому

    why is the capt wearing bulletproof vest playing basketball 😂😂

  • @stephenmartinez5296
    @stephenmartinez5296 2 роки тому +5

    And you you are you 2:08

    • @ricomunoz045
      @ricomunoz045 Рік тому +1

      But not in front of her. 🤣🤣

  • @stevencarter8801
    @stevencarter8801 2 роки тому +1

    Boog The Bear:Did i just say she's not hooker Oscar!

  • @murrowboy
    @murrowboy 3 місяці тому +1

    I thought this movie was old. Jordan already retired when they made this?

  • @midnightfury4584
    @midnightfury4584 2 місяці тому

    Or… OR they could both have been honest about what was going on. Mike could have introduced himself, talked to Julie about how he knows Max and what she meant to him. Yeah, Marcus lied, however she found out anyway when Theresa showed up at Mike’s place. Mike would have probably had an easier time watching over her instead of switching places with Marcus.

  • @langwanyahlatshwako8663
    @langwanyahlatshwako8663 5 місяців тому

    Captain Howard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂