Epstein's Client List!
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They waited 3 years to release the names. And why society is fine with living under the control of those people I'll never know
Redact, you mean.
They had to clean house and get rid of Trump's goons who were covering for him.
We deserve to know who has a 12 inch dong!!!
I want names!!!
@@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraineyour an idiot
@@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraineyou diddle kids too?
No one was more surprised by his suicide than he was.
WINNER! 😂
If he's dead...
Took them years to get this out. I'm willing to bet that we won't be seeing the full list.
The fact that it wasn't out at the time it all happened says a lot about the society we live in, and the people in power within.
Oh for sure lol. There's gonna be a lot of names we already know. They'll probably throw Bill Clinton under the bus because he's ancient and has already served his purpose. Plus releasing names doesn't actually mean they'll do anything.
It's Called Due Process...we don't live in a muslim sharia law country. Court cases take years.
It's not the client list or some kind of log book. What will be disclosed are court documents from the Prince Andrew case.
You also know that if there was a certain bad orange man on it, it would have been 24/7, wall to wall news for the past four years.
You also know that if there was a certain bad orange man on it, it would have been 24/7, wall to wall news for the past four years.
Thank goodness, and thank you Dr Epstein for your slightly above average work.
🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment 😂
"slightly above average".
golden.
"Obviously not the two who were guarding the other epstein"
Nearly lost it there!
This is what I keep saying. As owner and proprietor of Epstein's Pizzeria, I'm getting real tired of having to tell people that we don't sell that kind of pizza, and no, even if you are president of the united states I'm not changing the menu.
Look, extra sausage is one of the most common requests on a pizza. If you’re not going to add on to the regular amount of hot, juicy sausage, then I don’t even know what you’re doing.
“Apparently some politicians are on both client lists making it more confusing”
I can’t 💀
Even more confusing, Michelle Obama is on Dr. Epstein list. 😅
@@TimBitts649oof
Yes you can, come on, you can do it
Then don't.
Yes, pure comedy gold!!!
"Some politicians were in both lists making it more confusing" lmao
As a proud member of David Epstein's client list, I appreciate David letting everyone know that I in fact do NOT like my women like I like my wine.
Not me, mine's all natural.
@@DgardsGaming so stunning and brave. I salute you and your majestic penis, sir.
Full-bodied?
Room temperature?
Red?
....you racist
Ryan Long did not kill himself
As someone whose mom is named Epstein S. List, I must say it has been traumatic for the family hearing rumors about Bill and other prominent Democrats being inside her 50 or more times.
Best comment in the entire thread 😂
"I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy," Trump told the magazine.
"He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it-Jeffrey enjoys his social life."
Men's Humor is disgusting.
"I don't know why the patriots are gonna want to know who's piece is juiced up."🤣
Looks like they've decided to release the list one inch at a time.
Ryan just keeps it gold. I don't know how he continues to outpace everyone. The comedy battle is for 2nd place.
Ryan has like 12 writers. All of them are in his head
I sure wouldn't want to be Dr Epstein, Pediatrician.
This dude rocks.
The Biden “you ain’t black” skit still has me rollin
depravate family. Hunter in Ukraine there are a lot of photos with children. It's sucks!
It's such a shame when the media is irresponsible.
Biased, deeply biased.
Don’t worry bro, journalists are careful, detail oriented people that have society’s best interests in mind.
Thank you for keeping my surgery private, David! ❤
I know how you feel. As the founder of Epsteins Anus Rash Photography studio I can relate.
You can relate more than most.
If Bill Gates and Royal Family members ain't on the list, the list is altered.
I bet my already tiny peener that this "explosive list" will be heavily redacted... much like my already tiny peener.
Good lord man you are funny as hell. I feel like you never miss. These are so good
David, I have my attorney on speed dial. If anyone finds out you helped me get this humongous 🔨 hammer ....
This mofo is the greatest improv in three decades! Ryan bro, you are special!
As a long time member, I for one thank Ryan's discretion.
Excuse me, he didn't go to penis enlargement school to be called by his first name!
not gonna lie, Dave, I was pretty pissed when the news came out. Im glad for this video clearing things up.
What if someone wishes to be removed from your list? Asking for a friend.
This is simultaneously the best and most tragic piece of comedy ever created.
Bill Clinton is on there and it's no surprise. No wonder Hilary is off her rocker.
She stuck around, how evil.
This is about penis enlargement wtf??@@JackCarsonite
Hillary was involved and taking trips down to the island as well ..
Sorry to hear about your upcoming suicide.
Hillary is on there too, as well as her girlfriend Huma. All three of them have been to the island.
Glad I could help out being a donor. 🐴
Oh, you had some to spare?
We got Johhny Depp's full court case. Would have been nice to see the Ghislaine Maxwell one instead.
Thank god! Got scared there for a second!
Thanks for clarification and being on the up and up. I salute you.
Holy shit, you're knocking it out of the park with these videos, man
Knowing Ryan Long I'm really disappointed this isn't a real company.
Moving fast Ryan, looking forward to when you come to my part of the world
"I'm taking this for the patriots." You are brilliant!
The world needed this humor 🤣🤣
"...whose piece is juiced up" sent me. Great as always
Heard this idea kicking around the pod…love when it comes to life
Had a good laugh ➡️ Well done, sir!
You never fail to deliver. Funny on so many levels
Let's fucking gooooo! Looking forward to seeing the last 5 presidents on here!
Sorry to tell u but trumps not on it
This was brilliant!
As someone on your list David I appreciate you keeping it between me and you.
Pheeewww. Thanks for update. Inwas worried for a second there 😅
Ok now....
*_THAT......_** was WELL WRITTEN.*
*WELL DONE RYAN!!* 💀🤣👌
Out of the park. Almost every single time.
I bet the only names that won't be blacked out are the names of those who are currently in prison already or dead.
Very important distinction!
I am o the doctor's list because I was at a consultation last year. No medical procedure happened. The doctor said there is no need and that I am perfect just the way I am.
I had to watch that twice!
Sharing at half time, to be sure. 😉
Piece juiced up 😂
The Big Lebowski all over again Ryan 🤣🤣🤣😎
😂 hilarious as always, can't wait for ur Calgary show
First video of the day.
Starting the day with a smile and a laugh....
😂😂😂😂🤦👍
“An inch ain't but a thing." 😂🤣
😂😂😂 This is hilarious. Feel bad for Dr.Epstein.
Funny seeing all the Dems trying to cope with Trump being exonerated with the Epstein doc drop.
Because the Trumps were frequent visitors over there.
@@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine case in point
@@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine ? have you actually looked, they (dt and epstein) flew from somewhere like jersey to 2 hours from jersey in 1992 or something.
That is hardly frequent and they didn't fly to the pedoisland
@@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine you literally just fell for it. he was exonerated. he was on one flight, and went to one location Epstein was present at. the poor abused children all exonerated trump.
@@iluvyunie well you could give the Trumps some benefit of the doubt, but as they say how do you know if the list is not complete? How do you even know if it's complete?
what a merry mixup!!!
Genius. Ryan LOOONG strikes again
Thank God! I sweating it until this PSA came out.
Some politicians are on both lists lmaooo
Ryan you are hilarious!
ryan you're nailing it XD
Your name is Ryan Long. LONG! It’s a golden self advertisement!
You're a gift, Ryan
Oh thank god.. my friends identity is still safe.
Brilliant!
I don't know who this guy is, but I almost passed out laughing! Thank you so much!!!😂
Well now you know, so fucking subscribe already! Ryan never misses. Comedy gold every time.
Oh, do you have a fun few hours binging his backlog ahead of you.
I suggest starting with "When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything".
"The First Morbidly Plus Sized Fashion Photographer" also a personal favourite.
@@dannyarcher6370
You’re absolutely right to suggest the Wokes and racists agreeing on everything sketch. That’s a fine example of how Ryan (and Danny, don’t forget how much he contributes) is up for making fun of anything stupid, no matter what “side“ it’s on.
Phew, you had me worried Dr. Epstein
This was an honest, out loud, laugh. Noice!
This isn't the list. This is the people in Ghislaine maxwell trial.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are a legend bro 😎
Just got into ur videos, should have a Houston show. I’m surprised the slack jawed yokels in Dallas can understand ur comedy..good for them.
Names released but not a single client arrested
Top shelf trolling. 👍😂👍
You beat the Babylon Bee in spoofing this. Well done.
Bet some of you clients were beginning to wonder why they never got an invite to your private island.
When is the Forbidden Accent going to be unleashed, I can't rasp any longer.
Seems to be a lot of "Steins" in these types of fields 🤔
Perfect!
Thank God for adblocker. This video is 1:10 long and the two ads that skipped were both 2 minutes.
Lol😂 so good! "This is gonna ruin me!"
High Marks for comedy I can understand.
Besides the list, WHERE ARE THE TAPES!!!
Oh no.. My hog!
Classic!
Gold!!
Hilarious man!
Your best work 🫡
that was awesome!
Most anticipated release in last 5 years 😂
0:58 Briliant!!!
That shits gold right there
he gets funnier every time
This guy is too funny 😂
Thank God
We already had all the names given