Epstein's Client List!

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  • @Missy802
    @Missy802 6 місяців тому +801

    They waited 3 years to release the names. And why society is fine with living under the control of those people I'll never know

    • @BigBrotherMateyka
      @BigBrotherMateyka 6 місяців тому +47

      Redact, you mean.

    • @KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine
      @KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine 6 місяців тому +3

      They had to clean house and get rid of Trump's goons who were covering for him.

    • @jimijamesjowitt
      @jimijamesjowitt 6 місяців тому +1

      We deserve to know who has a 12 inch dong!!!
      I want names!!!

    • @mr.v2689
      @mr.v2689 6 місяців тому +1

      @@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraineyour an idiot

    • @mr.v2689
      @mr.v2689 6 місяців тому +74

      @@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraineyou diddle kids too?

  • @christopherkulander3236
    @christopherkulander3236 6 місяців тому +282

    No one was more surprised by his suicide than he was.

  • @ugib8377
    @ugib8377 6 місяців тому +669

    Took them years to get this out. I'm willing to bet that we won't be seeing the full list.
    The fact that it wasn't out at the time it all happened says a lot about the society we live in, and the people in power within.

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard 6 місяців тому +1

      Oh for sure lol. There's gonna be a lot of names we already know. They'll probably throw Bill Clinton under the bus because he's ancient and has already served his purpose. Plus releasing names doesn't actually mean they'll do anything.

    • @MrHammerman97
      @MrHammerman97 6 місяців тому

      It's Called Due Process...we don't live in a muslim sharia law country. Court cases take years.

    • @haroldcruz8550
      @haroldcruz8550 6 місяців тому +15

      It's not the client list or some kind of log book. What will be disclosed are court documents from the Prince Andrew case.

    • @nobuddy2012
      @nobuddy2012 6 місяців тому +52

      You also know that if there was a certain bad orange man on it, it would have been 24/7, wall to wall news for the past four years.

    • @nobuddy2012
      @nobuddy2012 6 місяців тому

      You also know that if there was a certain bad orange man on it, it would have been 24/7, wall to wall news for the past four years.

  • @nonyabiz9340
    @nonyabiz9340 6 місяців тому +260

    Thank goodness, and thank you Dr Epstein for your slightly above average work.

    • @crct2004
      @crct2004 6 місяців тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Broseph214
      @Broseph214 6 місяців тому +4

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @presaidents
      @presaidents 5 місяців тому +1

      "slightly above average".
      golden.

  • @MrCovi2955
    @MrCovi2955 6 місяців тому +51

    "Obviously not the two who were guarding the other epstein"
    Nearly lost it there!

  • @Consul99
    @Consul99 6 місяців тому +39

    This is what I keep saying. As owner and proprietor of Epstein's Pizzeria, I'm getting real tired of having to tell people that we don't sell that kind of pizza, and no, even if you are president of the united states I'm not changing the menu.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 6 місяців тому +6

      Look, extra sausage is one of the most common requests on a pizza. If you’re not going to add on to the regular amount of hot, juicy sausage, then I don’t even know what you’re doing.

  • @speedietruck4861
    @speedietruck4861 6 місяців тому +245

    “Apparently some politicians are on both client lists making it more confusing”
    I can’t 💀

    • @TimBitts649
      @TimBitts649 6 місяців тому +32

      Even more confusing, Michelle Obama is on Dr. Epstein list. 😅

    • @Puchacz81
      @Puchacz81 6 місяців тому

      @@TimBitts649oof

    • @tjitjo
      @tjitjo 6 місяців тому +5

      Yes you can, come on, you can do it

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend 6 місяців тому

      Then don't.

    • @felaciosuxonadik8517
      @felaciosuxonadik8517 6 місяців тому

      Yes, pure comedy gold!!!

  • @yuriportela8543
    @yuriportela8543 6 місяців тому +36

    "Some politicians were in both lists making it more confusing" lmao

  • @free_at_last8141
    @free_at_last8141 6 місяців тому +222

    As a proud member of David Epstein's client list, I appreciate David letting everyone know that I in fact do NOT like my women like I like my wine.

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 6 місяців тому +5

      Not me, mine's all natural.

    • @youranretart
      @youranretart 6 місяців тому +1

      @@DgardsGaming so stunning and brave. I salute you and your majestic penis, sir.

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 6 місяців тому +11

      Full-bodied?

    • @VidkunQL
      @VidkunQL 6 місяців тому +18

      Room temperature?

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 6 місяців тому +15

      Red?
      ....you racist

  • @humanvegetable
    @humanvegetable 6 місяців тому +24

    Ryan Long did not kill himself

  • @hymikins4663
    @hymikins4663 6 місяців тому +80

    As someone whose mom is named Epstein S. List, I must say it has been traumatic for the family hearing rumors about Bill and other prominent Democrats being inside her 50 or more times.

    • @mycarrysun
      @mycarrysun 6 місяців тому +2

      Best comment in the entire thread 😂

    • @dans-vv7un
      @dans-vv7un 6 місяців тому +2

      "I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy," Trump told the magazine.
      "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it-Jeffrey enjoys his social life."

    • @CordeliaWagner1999
      @CordeliaWagner1999 6 місяців тому

      Men's Humor is disgusting.

  • @onyx3856
    @onyx3856 6 місяців тому +25

    "I don't know why the patriots are gonna want to know who's piece is juiced up."🤣

  • @invader_jim2837
    @invader_jim2837 6 місяців тому +30

    Looks like they've decided to release the list one inch at a time.

  • @01nmuskier
    @01nmuskier 6 місяців тому +89

    Ryan just keeps it gold. I don't know how he continues to outpace everyone. The comedy battle is for 2nd place.

    • @andry4313
      @andry4313 5 місяців тому

      Ryan has like 12 writers. All of them are in his head

  • @Rampart.X
    @Rampart.X 6 місяців тому +8

    I sure wouldn't want to be Dr Epstein, Pediatrician.

  • @HWG-wm8ld
    @HWG-wm8ld 6 місяців тому +33

    This dude rocks.
    The Biden “you ain’t black” skit still has me rollin

    • @qsr1776
      @qsr1776 6 місяців тому

      depravate family. Hunter in Ukraine there are a lot of photos with children. It's sucks!

  • @nathanc6516
    @nathanc6516 6 місяців тому +27

    It's such a shame when the media is irresponsible.

  • @Ethan7s
    @Ethan7s 6 місяців тому +12

    Don’t worry bro, journalists are careful, detail oriented people that have society’s best interests in mind.

  • @Queefy
    @Queefy 6 місяців тому +20

    Thank you for keeping my surgery private, David! ❤

  • @IchNachtLiebe
    @IchNachtLiebe 6 місяців тому +16

    I know how you feel. As the founder of Epsteins Anus Rash Photography studio I can relate.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 6 місяців тому +2

      You can relate more than most.

  • @Dev-qs2yb
    @Dev-qs2yb 6 місяців тому +3

    If Bill Gates and Royal Family members ain't on the list, the list is altered.

  • @reservoirdude92
    @reservoirdude92 6 місяців тому +7

    I bet my already tiny peener that this "explosive list" will be heavily redacted... much like my already tiny peener.

  • @Pile711
    @Pile711 6 місяців тому +50

    Good lord man you are funny as hell. I feel like you never miss. These are so good

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde 6 місяців тому +7

    David, I have my attorney on speed dial. If anyone finds out you helped me get this humongous 🔨 hammer ....

  • @magicdinsmore3107
    @magicdinsmore3107 6 місяців тому +16

    This mofo is the greatest improv in three decades! Ryan bro, you are special!

  • @darioinfini
    @darioinfini 6 місяців тому +10

    As a long time member, I for one thank Ryan's discretion.

    • @itweeb4765
      @itweeb4765 6 місяців тому +1

      Excuse me, he didn't go to penis enlargement school to be called by his first name!

  • @sandermez3856
    @sandermez3856 6 місяців тому +2

    not gonna lie, Dave, I was pretty pissed when the news came out. Im glad for this video clearing things up.

  • @sdzyde7482
    @sdzyde7482 6 місяців тому +5

    What if someone wishes to be removed from your list? Asking for a friend.

  • @RictaScale.Official
    @RictaScale.Official 6 місяців тому +4

    This is simultaneously the best and most tragic piece of comedy ever created.

  • @MW93249
    @MW93249 6 місяців тому +63

    Bill Clinton is on there and it's no surprise. No wonder Hilary is off her rocker.

    • @JackCarsonite
      @JackCarsonite 6 місяців тому +17

      She stuck around, how evil.

    • @danieltillman4232
      @danieltillman4232 6 місяців тому +1

      This is about penis enlargement wtf??@@JackCarsonite

    • @RonniePTexan
      @RonniePTexan 6 місяців тому +2

      Hillary was involved and taking trips down to the island as well ..

    • @williamcozbie1233
      @williamcozbie1233 6 місяців тому +1

      Sorry to hear about your upcoming suicide.

    • @Slayer8957
      @Slayer8957 6 місяців тому +14

      Hillary is on there too, as well as her girlfriend Huma. All three of them have been to the island.

  • @mohmoony3918
    @mohmoony3918 6 місяців тому +5

    Glad I could help out being a donor. 🐴

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 6 місяців тому +2

      Oh, you had some to spare?

  • @buryitdeep
    @buryitdeep 6 місяців тому +19

    We got Johhny Depp's full court case. Would have been nice to see the Ghislaine Maxwell one instead.

  • @gamegenies1943
    @gamegenies1943 6 місяців тому +6

    Thank god! Got scared there for a second!

  • @chamuuemura5314
    @chamuuemura5314 6 місяців тому

    Thanks for clarification and being on the up and up. I salute you.

  • @tinchothegreat3743
    @tinchothegreat3743 6 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit, you're knocking it out of the park with these videos, man

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 6 місяців тому +2

    Knowing Ryan Long I'm really disappointed this isn't a real company.

  • @chris-p-rat
    @chris-p-rat 6 місяців тому +4

    Moving fast Ryan, looking forward to when you come to my part of the world

  • @the40yearoldgamer41
    @the40yearoldgamer41 5 місяців тому +1

    "I'm taking this for the patriots." You are brilliant!

  • @Mystdragon
    @Mystdragon 6 місяців тому +2

    The world needed this humor 🤣🤣

  • @uruk_bye1232
    @uruk_bye1232 6 місяців тому +1

    "...whose piece is juiced up" sent me. Great as always

  • @christophervance1165
    @christophervance1165 6 місяців тому +2

    Heard this idea kicking around the pod…love when it comes to life

  • @OuhPii
    @OuhPii 6 місяців тому +2

    Had a good laugh ➡️ Well done, sir!

  • @ArcanePath360
    @ArcanePath360 6 місяців тому +1

    You never fail to deliver. Funny on so many levels

  • @MagDumpsBicepPumps
    @MagDumpsBicepPumps 6 місяців тому +8

    Let's fucking gooooo! Looking forward to seeing the last 5 presidents on here!

    • @johnjohn7551
      @johnjohn7551 6 місяців тому +2

      Sorry to tell u but trumps not on it

  • @jonathanbonde8808
    @jonathanbonde8808 6 місяців тому

    This was brilliant!

  • @davidmurphy8364
    @davidmurphy8364 6 місяців тому +1

    As someone on your list David I appreciate you keeping it between me and you.

  • @davidandrews5262
    @davidandrews5262 6 місяців тому

    Pheeewww. Thanks for update. Inwas worried for a second there 😅

  • @thisguy1397
    @thisguy1397 6 місяців тому +2

    Ok now....
    *_THAT......_** was WELL WRITTEN.*
    *WELL DONE RYAN!!* 💀🤣👌

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 6 місяців тому

    Out of the park. Almost every single time.

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 6 місяців тому +2

    I bet the only names that won't be blacked out are the names of those who are currently in prison already or dead.

  • @A_Random_Person27
    @A_Random_Person27 6 місяців тому

    Very important distinction!

  • @dorstefan
    @dorstefan 6 місяців тому +2

    I am o the doctor's list because I was at a consultation last year. No medical procedure happened. The doctor said there is no need and that I am perfect just the way I am.

  • @Mutski1579
    @Mutski1579 6 місяців тому

    I had to watch that twice!
    Sharing at half time, to be sure. 😉

  • @pkmuhammedhisan
    @pkmuhammedhisan 6 місяців тому +3

    Piece juiced up 😂

  • @zoezzzarko1117
    @zoezzzarko1117 6 місяців тому +1

    The Big Lebowski all over again Ryan 🤣🤣🤣😎

  • @brandonstoehr988
    @brandonstoehr988 5 місяців тому

    😂 hilarious as always, can't wait for ur Calgary show

  • @tobascogladiomatteo4843
    @tobascogladiomatteo4843 6 місяців тому

    First video of the day.
    Starting the day with a smile and a laugh....
    😂😂😂😂🤦👍

  • @online247365
    @online247365 6 місяців тому +1

    “An inch ain't but a thing." 😂🤣

  • @realtalkwiththeking7862
    @realtalkwiththeking7862 6 місяців тому +7

    😂😂😂 This is hilarious. Feel bad for Dr.Epstein.

  • @-KillaWatt-
    @-KillaWatt- 6 місяців тому +357

    Funny seeing all the Dems trying to cope with Trump being exonerated with the Epstein doc drop.

    • @KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine
      @KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine 6 місяців тому +7

      Because the Trumps were frequent visitors over there.

    • @Jess96722
      @Jess96722 6 місяців тому +51

      @@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine case in point

    • @iluvyunie
      @iluvyunie 6 місяців тому +100

      @@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine ? have you actually looked, they (dt and epstein) flew from somewhere like jersey to 2 hours from jersey in 1992 or something.
      That is hardly frequent and they didn't fly to the pedoisland

    • @KrimsonStorm
      @KrimsonStorm 6 місяців тому +1

      @@KirkoKirkov-slavaukraine you literally just fell for it. he was exonerated. he was on one flight, and went to one location Epstein was present at. the poor abused children all exonerated trump.

    • @skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2
      @skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2 6 місяців тому +4

      @@iluvyunie well you could give the Trumps some benefit of the doubt, but as they say how do you know if the list is not complete? How do you even know if it's complete?

  • @Ukepa
    @Ukepa 6 місяців тому

    what a merry mixup!!!

  • @hughmarshall7148
    @hughmarshall7148 6 місяців тому

    Genius. Ryan LOOONG strikes again

  • @hosatk
    @hosatk 6 місяців тому

    Thank God! I sweating it until this PSA came out.

  • @leveragelifestyle8581
    @leveragelifestyle8581 6 місяців тому +1

    Some politicians are on both lists lmaooo

  • @monikadedejczyk9713
    @monikadedejczyk9713 6 місяців тому +1

    Ryan you are hilarious!

  • @alui5362
    @alui5362 6 місяців тому

    ryan you're nailing it XD

  • @DeanJaeger
    @DeanJaeger 6 місяців тому +1

    Your name is Ryan Long. LONG! It’s a golden self advertisement!

  • @10amSanta
    @10amSanta 6 місяців тому

    You're a gift, Ryan

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 6 місяців тому +2

    Oh thank god.. my friends identity is still safe.

  • @braindrain329
    @braindrain329 6 місяців тому

    Brilliant!

  • @adamkirchoff5714
    @adamkirchoff5714 6 місяців тому +3

    I don't know who this guy is, but I almost passed out laughing! Thank you so much!!!😂

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 6 місяців тому +1

      Well now you know, so fucking subscribe already! Ryan never misses. Comedy gold every time.

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 6 місяців тому +3

      Oh, do you have a fun few hours binging his backlog ahead of you.
      I suggest starting with "When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything".
      "The First Morbidly Plus Sized Fashion Photographer" also a personal favourite.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 6 місяців тому

      @@dannyarcher6370
      You’re absolutely right to suggest the Wokes and racists agreeing on everything sketch. That’s a fine example of how Ryan (and Danny, don’t forget how much he contributes) is up for making fun of anything stupid, no matter what “side“ it’s on.

  • @deluxe_1337
    @deluxe_1337 6 місяців тому +2

    Phew, you had me worried Dr. Epstein

  • @Joe_Not_A_Fed
    @Joe_Not_A_Fed 6 місяців тому

    This was an honest, out loud, laugh. Noice!

  • @archangelgabriel5316
    @archangelgabriel5316 6 місяців тому +1

    This isn't the list. This is the people in Ghislaine maxwell trial.

  • @babbar123
    @babbar123 6 місяців тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You are a legend bro 😎

  • @Stvn3200
    @Stvn3200 5 місяців тому

    Just got into ur videos, should have a Houston show. I’m surprised the slack jawed yokels in Dallas can understand ur comedy..good for them.

  • @kcisthe1st
    @kcisthe1st 5 місяців тому

    Names released but not a single client arrested

  • @ccsmith2937
    @ccsmith2937 6 місяців тому

    Top shelf trolling. 👍😂👍

  • @edrosa3485
    @edrosa3485 6 місяців тому

    You beat the Babylon Bee in spoofing this. Well done.

  • @TayebMC
    @TayebMC 6 місяців тому

    Bet some of you clients were beginning to wonder why they never got an invite to your private island.

  • @balaklava6420
    @balaklava6420 6 місяців тому

    When is the Forbidden Accent going to be unleashed, I can't rasp any longer.

  • @fire_rises
    @fire_rises 6 місяців тому +2

    Seems to be a lot of "Steins" in these types of fields 🤔

  • @jamesdellaneve9005
    @jamesdellaneve9005 6 місяців тому

    Perfect!

  • @whisperienced
    @whisperienced 6 місяців тому

    Thank God for adblocker. This video is 1:10 long and the two ads that skipped were both 2 minutes.

  • @monadamus42
    @monadamus42 6 місяців тому

    Lol😂 so good! "This is gonna ruin me!"

  • @dinkmartini3236
    @dinkmartini3236 6 місяців тому +1

    High Marks for comedy I can understand.

  • @leewright7623
    @leewright7623 6 місяців тому

    Besides the list, WHERE ARE THE TAPES!!!

  • @fuckfuckfuckityfuck
    @fuckfuckfuckityfuck 6 місяців тому

    Oh no.. My hog!

  • @davidnealboomker6828
    @davidnealboomker6828 6 місяців тому

    Classic!

  • @djdynieldaniel1395
    @djdynieldaniel1395 6 місяців тому

    Gold!!

  • @65j20e58w35
    @65j20e58w35 6 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious man!

  • @chr1staki
    @chr1staki 6 місяців тому

    Your best work 🫡

  • @mop9i40k
    @mop9i40k 6 місяців тому

    that was awesome!

  • @TheGreySage0
    @TheGreySage0 6 місяців тому

    Most anticipated release in last 5 years 😂

  • @faustomadebr
    @faustomadebr 6 місяців тому

    0:58 Briliant!!!

  • @johnreds1384
    @johnreds1384 6 місяців тому

    That shits gold right there

  • @notinservice3724
    @notinservice3724 6 місяців тому +3

    he gets funnier every time

  • @djbj9632
    @djbj9632 6 місяців тому

    This guy is too funny 😂

  • @ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211
    @ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211 6 місяців тому

    Thank God

  • @charlesbronson7618
    @charlesbronson7618 6 місяців тому

    We already had all the names given