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  • @kealintheknight9420
    @kealintheknight9420 11 місяців тому +10518

    That Marvel character was definitely someone's fetish

    • @downd.stairs8313
      @downd.stairs8313 11 місяців тому

      Someone really wanted to taste ice cream while eating someone out, or giving a rimjob

    • @mangaconsumer
      @mangaconsumer 11 місяців тому +724

      Some down bad Writer said,”hey How about a girl poops icecream-“

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 11 місяців тому +554

      Tonight's Episode: "The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish"

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 11 місяців тому

      It would be the best ass I have ever eaten and I would die for that.

    • @Starofmisfortune
      @Starofmisfortune 11 місяців тому +161

      Smash ngl

  • @Lazyguy143
    @Lazyguy143 11 місяців тому +5333

    Bro, some of these writers need to rub one out before coming to work.

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 11 місяців тому +371

      Or stop doing at work

    • @jblue6236
      @jblue6236 11 місяців тому +263

      And get therapy, and learn how to write,
      and get angry emails from good editors.

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 11 місяців тому +92

      ​@@kimkillillasfuq8212 Don't bother telling them. Whenever they stop doing something, they soak themselves in that sensory depravation tank from Daredevil 2003 (in other words Twitter), only to come back and pretend they have Dementia before repeating everything.😑

    • @helphowdoinputusername3571
      @helphowdoinputusername3571 11 місяців тому +37

      They be coming to work alright.

    • @djduncan956
      @djduncan956 11 місяців тому +60

      The post nut clarity would greatly elevate the writing.

  • @justsomeguyonhisphone709
    @justsomeguyonhisphone709 11 місяців тому +194

    She can literally make an ice cream shop and name it "That Shit's Delicious"

    • @Sly9192
      @Sly9192 11 місяців тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yasuo9769
    @yasuo9769 11 місяців тому +344

    Soft Serve takes "eating da booty" to a whole nother level 💀

    • @davidmaddy8382
      @davidmaddy8382 10 місяців тому

      I don’t think guys have wanted someone to shit in their face any more than this lmao

  • @Monkeybashplush
    @Monkeybashplush 11 місяців тому +3860

    So a fetish character and a discount character makes sense

    • @thelonesage3146
      @thelonesage3146 11 місяців тому +35

      XD

    • @DeathG64
      @DeathG64 11 місяців тому +102

      1 girl 1 ice cream cup

    • @DeathG64
      @DeathG64 11 місяців тому +14

      Wait

    • @Decade332
      @Decade332 11 місяців тому +44

      Im boutta turn ice cream girl into vanilla with my special water

    • @southparkfan4
      @southparkfan4 11 місяців тому +29

      ​@@Decade332pause

  • @gagefranke6290
    @gagefranke6290 11 місяців тому +4902

    I heard that the only reason that Elongated Man exists is because some writer at DC forgot that they owned Plastic Man

  • @GreatATheOne
    @GreatATheOne 11 місяців тому +71

    The fact that soft serve is a literal "2 girls 1 cup" reference is why we need to check marvel writers search history every half hour

  • @garymatzkemoreno4534
    @garymatzkemoreno4534 11 місяців тому +171

    They're definitely some people and characters that would eat that ice cream from the source with zero complaints

    • @vsbnd8762
      @vsbnd8762 11 місяців тому +14

      Ur damn right

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 11 місяців тому +15

      Probably 60% of the human population..
      40% in private

    • @xzavieryoung4067
      @xzavieryoung4067 8 місяців тому

      her ass is not the source so i would eat from a ice cream dimension

  • @darioalejandrosirventgarci743
    @darioalejandrosirventgarci743 11 місяців тому +2901

    Her mutant power is pretty much half of the dilemma: "What would you prefer, chocolate that tastes like shit, of shit that tastes like chocolate?"
    XD

    • @shadowbladeandlightin8889
      @shadowbladeandlightin8889 11 місяців тому +132

      Isn't it both in a way?

    • @peterpilgrim3377
      @peterpilgrim3377 11 місяців тому +184

      How is this a dilemma? 💀 I'm picking neither 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I want chocolate that tastes like chocolate and isn't shit

    • @BazingaTrainz
      @BazingaTrainz 11 місяців тому +3

      Bruh I don't want my chocolate to taste like shit, or my shit to taste like chocolate, I just want my shit to taste like shit😢

    • @darthgames3
      @darthgames3 11 місяців тому +106

      ​@@peterpilgrim3377Thing is that "neither" is not an option in these scenarios. That would be too easy, lol

    • @serspritztomb
      @serspritztomb 11 місяців тому +56

      Imagine if you were a kid and you asked the icecream truck lady for icecream, then she pops a squat and shits it out

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 11 місяців тому +760

    "We don't need two stretchy guys down there." -1/7th of Earth's Green Lanterns

    • @eskewroberts7663
      @eskewroberts7663 11 місяців тому +42

      XD I was thinking the same

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 11 місяців тому +12

      Wait what?

    • @eggsoup.
      @eggsoup. 11 місяців тому +39

      ​@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 there are multiple members of the Green Lantern Corp

    • @afro4640
      @afro4640 11 місяців тому +18

      @@eggsoup. I thought it was because there's been like 7+ Human Green Lanterns all on the same planet.

    • @Zyeike
      @Zyeike 11 місяців тому +35

      ​@@afro4640that is why. Hal Jordan, Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardner, John Stewart, Simon Baz, Jessica Cruz, Sojourner Mullein, Alan Scott, Keli Quintana

  • @matthew3009
    @matthew3009 11 місяців тому +127

    Petition to leak the search history of whoever created Soft Serve?

  • @404Fil
    @404Fil 11 місяців тому +40

    I'd be down bad for Soft Serve

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 11 місяців тому +13

      She probably will be very popular in the adult entertainment.
      That's good ice cream on my face.

    • @shadowslime3640
      @shadowslime3640 9 місяців тому +7

      She does look hella cute tbh but I just can't fathom why they had it come from her bowels. They could've left out that one thing and she would be adored

  • @eduardopantoja9115
    @eduardopantoja9115 11 місяців тому +1357

    Soft Serve sounds like something that "The Boys" would come up with

    • @foxos7776
      @foxos7776 11 місяців тому

      Knowing the boys you’d probably get aids or some disease from eating the ice cream. Or her a$$ would just constantly be freezing cause of it. Or both this is the boys we’re talking about.

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 місяців тому +54

      Oh boy have I got an idea for the Boys

    • @parallax7789
      @parallax7789 11 місяців тому +30

      There kind of was one in the comics. He was just some dude who kept offering taffy to anyone. But we have no idea where it came from.

    • @Twink-Gojo
      @Twink-Gojo 11 місяців тому +1

      Sounds like a superhero from a kids show

    • @chimpo961
      @chimpo961 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Twink-GojoAnd sounds like a man baby that doesn't understand that the show is actually made for grown-ups unlike other superhero franchises from both Marvel and DC

  • @jxorasianboyokey6327
    @jxorasianboyokey6327 11 місяців тому +1728

    " this sh!t good"
    " best sh!t I've ever had"
    " why this sh!t good"
    💀💀💀💀 the 3 stages of grief

  • @philipsmith228
    @philipsmith228 11 місяців тому +49

    “We don’t need two stretchy guys” is hilarious 😂 that’s tough

    • @dougtheghoul2845
      @dougtheghoul2845 9 місяців тому +3

      We don't need two green lanterns either.

    • @christopherauzenne5023
      @christopherauzenne5023 5 місяців тому

      @@dougtheghoul2845or the
      (Checks notes)
      38 people with general super strength and flight abilities

  • @YeviCoulson
    @YeviCoulson 11 місяців тому +39

    She'd be a millionaire irl frfr.

  • @ethanreyes9549
    @ethanreyes9549 11 місяців тому +1026

    For people who wonder why he didn't choose batman, its because D doesn't actually hate batman as much as people think. He hates what the writers do to him, and wish he was more like his animated versions.

  • @JDWalker495
    @JDWalker495 11 місяців тому +930

    Soft serve would make a killing on Only Fans I guarantee that

    • @pianopuppy0991
      @pianopuppy0991 11 місяців тому +184

      sadly in this day and age with the advancements of tech and human intelligence, yes you are absolutely fucking right I would sub to that premium content

    • @thechimichanga6914
      @thechimichanga6914 11 місяців тому +116

      That shit be blowing up more than Two Girls, One Cup. Literally and figuratively.

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 місяців тому +16

      @@pianopuppy0991 Same dude lmfao.

    • @IllMatic97
      @IllMatic97 11 місяців тому +54

      Ew, wtf. The worst part is I can actually see dudes being into that shit. Literally.

    • @pianopuppy0991
      @pianopuppy0991 11 місяців тому +25

      @@IllMatic97 bro m just kidding I would actually use that money to buy my 1575th funky pop I'm a hoarder not a degenerate

  • @b003
    @b003 11 місяців тому +27

    Elongated man was mishandled, he and his wife were detectives. Wayyy better than ice cream bowels.

  • @Rogueakeri31
    @Rogueakeri31 11 місяців тому +18

    Nah, Enlongated man might have redundant powers but not a redundant character. He is the first ever superhero who managed to settle down and live a happy life with his non superhero wife without any soap opera drama. In fact, it was because of this that they were chosen as the afflicted in one of the best superhero limited comic series Identity Crisis, which addressed what lengths superheroes are willing to go when their loved ones are being directly targeted and how being one affects your relationship with them. A must read.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 11 місяців тому +3

      Did you seriously just say Identity Crisis was a must read on positive merits?
      WOW
      I can't even.

    • @Rogueakeri31
      @Rogueakeri31 11 місяців тому +1

      @@bthsr7113 Yes, i did.

    • @rickyevans2697
      @rickyevans2697 10 місяців тому

      @@Rogueakeri31. I love how after his wife’s funeral, the Justice League, the Outsiders, and a whole shit show of hero’s and even some villains spread out like a damn plague to look for her killer. Great scene!

  • @mythking541
    @mythking541 11 місяців тому +694

    Someone saw 2 girls 1 cup and thought to make that a mutant...

  • @SpaceLemon.
    @SpaceLemon. 11 місяців тому +175

    Softserve is 100% some writer's fetish character.

    • @danielcarrera886
      @danielcarrera886 9 місяців тому

      Or a writer’s shit post
      No pun intended

  • @rickyevans2697
    @rickyevans2697 10 місяців тому +3

    I do feel sorry for the Elongated Man. His wife was graped by Dr Light and then she and their unborn baby was killed by the Atoms’ ex-wife on accident. And then he lost his soul to a demon and his body lays in Dr Fates tower forever. If my memory serves me correctly.
    I love how he explained how his wife was a beautiful actress who could have any pick of any guy. Superman with his baby blue eyes and chiseled jaw, Hawkman and his hairy chest, Batman and his mysterious persona. But she chose him because he made her laugh. God, Identity Crisis was kind of heart breaking 😢

  • @Anto_85571
    @Anto_85571 11 місяців тому +12

    Honestly i think Ralph would be the first guy I'd do to if i needed a super detective. Batman may be the best, but Ralph is just more approachable

    • @smargio
      @smargio 11 місяців тому +2

      Right. I'd probably try and hit up tim drake or detective chimp as well.

    • @rickyevans2697
      @rickyevans2697 10 місяців тому

      @@smargio. Even the Question is a great detective. Batman himself states that Question is a better detective than himself!

    • @smargio
      @smargio 10 місяців тому +1

      @@rickyevans2697 Certainly! However, he/she too has an issue with approachability.

  • @MrNoremac208
    @MrNoremac208 11 місяців тому +399

    Ralph is an accomplished detective who even Batman has called to help him with cases. Hell an entire event in DC involved him. There has to be a better pick for dc.

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 місяців тому +92

      I wanna go with the dog wielder the dude who wields dogs together.

    • @DJMKFULLER
      @DJMKFULLER 11 місяців тому +41

      I liked him in the arrowverse flash

    • @Rogueakeri31
      @Rogueakeri31 11 місяців тому +5

      This.

    • @juliandacosta6841
      @juliandacosta6841 11 місяців тому +32

      ​@@kermitgotthesickkicks4265there was a line where on one side that character could be funny, and another side it was too focused on the messed up parts and not the ludicrous part.
      I say keep dog-whelder though. Get rid of the rape guy

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@juliandacosta6841Bueno Excelente?

  • @KingNazaru
    @KingNazaru 11 місяців тому +471

    Soft Serve sounds like a character either Robot Chicken would make up or a fanfic character made on Deviantart or Nyobooru.

    • @mr.cobalt1668
      @mr.cobalt1668 11 місяців тому +15

      I'm not entirely convinced a lot of bad writing in comics nowadays isn't just from the writers being plucked fresh from DeviantArt and AO3 and the like.

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 9 місяців тому +4

      It's legit sounds like it's written by some weird 'quirky' writer from Tumblr that still worship The Onceler

    • @KingNazaru
      @KingNazaru 9 місяців тому

      @@ShatteredGlass916 The who?

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 9 місяців тому

      @@KingNazaru the dude from that godawful Illumination The Lorax from all the way back

    • @KingNazaru
      @KingNazaru 9 місяців тому

      @@ShatteredGlass916 Right…

  • @Roguesaiyan1
    @Roguesaiyan1 11 місяців тому +17

    ''GRAABB ME THAT WOMAN"

  • @twarzyee806
    @twarzyee806 11 місяців тому +18

    I actually really like Ralph, he's a stretchy detective, what's not to love?

  • @FrenzyFanboy
    @FrenzyFanboy 11 місяців тому +867

    You can make a whole series about this lol. Love to see more

  • @maximocaseres2526
    @maximocaseres2526 11 місяців тому +328

    For Marvel, I simultaneously want and don't want to delete ForgetMeNot, because it would be so fitting that everyone forgot him to the point the universe itself forgets him an he's erased from existence.

  • @hisokaDluffy
    @hisokaDluffy 11 місяців тому +7

    I’d eat that ice cream straight from the source 😂😂

  • @501stappo8
    @501stappo8 11 місяців тому +7

    As weird as this girl is, she does not deserve deletion more than Paul.

  • @skinnydude9118
    @skinnydude9118 11 місяців тому +214

    Marvel just basically made a "chocolate ass cream" joke with Softserve and rolled with it

  • @samuelhunter4631
    @samuelhunter4631 11 місяців тому +580

    Marvel should take Paul away. Ice Cream girl can stay

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 11 місяців тому +1

      I'd much rather eat anything she hands me, ice cream or no, than keep fucking paul. He is the rare time I genuinely hate a character

    • @Yourboytomato
      @Yourboytomato 11 місяців тому +66

      I second this

    • @Urd-Vidan
      @Urd-Vidan 11 місяців тому +81

      The council of Reeds agree to this motion.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 11 місяців тому +17

      Agreed 👨‍⚖️

    • @darthsacul3940
      @darthsacul3940 11 місяців тому +61

      On God, the person who made Paul should never go to a Comic-Con.

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 11 місяців тому +6

    The one time where Forgetmenot's power comes through for him 😂

  • @bloodmuzzle
    @bloodmuzzle 11 місяців тому +10

    Nahhh Soft Serve finna put Baskin Robins outta business with her 31 flavors 💀

  • @ultrawatt8052
    @ultrawatt8052 11 місяців тому +341

    Soft Serve has gotta take up a job at McDonalds, since their ice cream machine is always broken 😂

  • @muhsincabdi1074
    @muhsincabdi1074 11 місяців тому +57

    I see your Soft Serve, and I raise you Hindsight Lad. Because Soft Serve might have had a nasty power, but it was at least a superpower.
    Hindsight Lad’s whole deal was basically evaluating his team’s performance on a mission and telling them what they could do better next time. If I had to listen to that nerd tell me how I messed up fighting Taskmaster or Doctor Doom, I swear it would be ON SIGHT for him!!!😂😂😂

    • @icydazo6417
      @icydazo6417 11 місяців тому +2

      Like that Captain hindsight guy from colorado

    • @xXJLNINJAXx
      @xXJLNINJAXx 11 місяців тому

      ​@@icydazo6417lmao that's who I was thinking of

  • @jovankandola
    @jovankandola 11 місяців тому +7

    All fun and games until she offers you the “chocolate” ice cream

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 11 місяців тому +7

    Elongated Man does serve some purposes outside of being a worse Plastic Man. He’s one of the few heroes with a close relationship to his wife, and he’s also an expert detective.

  • @corneliusjoseph162
    @corneliusjoseph162 11 місяців тому +289

    I forgot about that plastic guy to show the clip

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 11 місяців тому +68

    So did someone at Marvel get really drunk one night and in their drunken state came up with an idea for an X-Men character who power is to literally shit out ice cream, got sober and discover that his drunk idea somehow got approved and made into an actual character?

  • @jmoll121
    @jmoll121 11 місяців тому +7

    John was out of pocket for that 😂

  • @user-ns7ex9zu6k
    @user-ns7ex9zu6k 11 місяців тому +3

    Elongated Man rocks. He's a great detective, and his relationships with his wife and the JL were awesome before Identity Crisis ruined everything.

  • @Negi1001
    @Negi1001 11 місяців тому +227

    She's smashable and makes Ice cream. She stays.

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 місяців тому +10

      fr

    • @mochii813
      @mochii813 11 місяців тому +5

      I'd choose Paul or Miles over her ngl

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 11 місяців тому +22

      @@mochii813Oh no, don't mention you want miles to go. they will come for u

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 11 місяців тому +5

      Smashable sure but ice-cream, really?

    • @mochii813
      @mochii813 11 місяців тому +10

      @@DgardsGaming I said what I said, and I'm at peace with it lmao

  • @casey475
    @casey475 11 місяців тому +61

    Don’t forget The Wall who’s literally just a walking brick wall that likes to knock kids over

  • @The_13th_Hussar
    @The_13th_Hussar 11 місяців тому +7

    The ironic thing is that Elongated Man was created first, Plastic Man was created because the writer didn't think that DC owned Elongated Man.

    • @xXJLNINJAXx
      @xXJLNINJAXx 11 місяців тому +1

      You got it twisted

  • @cammoore___
    @cammoore___ 11 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact: Plastic Man was only created because the writer forgot that Elongated Man existed.

    • @xXJLNINJAXx
      @xXJLNINJAXx 11 місяців тому +3

      Think you have that the other way around

  • @Agrellar
    @Agrellar 11 місяців тому +58

    It's sad Elongated Man is outshined by Plastic Man cause Ralph is a fun character. Him and his wife as a crime solving duo, being that cute old school innocent comic fun, there was more to him than the stretching. But then they violated and murdered his wife, and became a complete wreck. He did have a crazy good storyline in 52, but SPOILERS:
    He dies at the end. At least him and Sue become ghost detectives together. Plastic Man is just too fun to draw and write.

  • @youzzz4315
    @youzzz4315 11 місяців тому +39

    For the people who are like
    "I like eating a$$ but wish it tasted better"

    • @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702
      @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 11 місяців тому +2

      Forge said he tried it, he probably tried it twice straight from the source. Probably got his Beard Bro Tony Stark to try it in a cone and straight in his mouth too.
      Elongated Man is like the smart PlasticMan thats needed for stealth and intelligence not diversions and destruction

  • @davishueter
    @davishueter 11 місяців тому +1

    Damn Forge, I want to give the character credit for being balzy, but I’m still pissed that he’s not in any X-Men movie

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn 11 місяців тому

      You're thinking he ate it off the cone?.... ha

  • @Immortal_playzs
    @Immortal_playzs 11 місяців тому +5

    Bro these marvel characters be out of pocket af 😭

  • @YoMamaBih
    @YoMamaBih 11 місяців тому +99

    I ain't tryna go there.. and I KNOW SOMEBODY WILL, but..
    If Marvel was a series of p*rn comics, she might have to stay.

  • @_MiniBoss
    @_MiniBoss 11 місяців тому +105

    I like ice cream don't take her away 😭💔😭
    Take the guy that is just a bird

  • @lonewolffang
    @lonewolffang 11 місяців тому +2

    One of the only mutants that eating ass doesn't sound bad but it just sounds wrong at the same time.😂

  • @williedee259
    @williedee259 11 місяців тому +4

    Soft Serve was born with an infinite money hack 😂

  • @GalaxyDWolf
    @GalaxyDWolf 11 місяців тому +63

    I think CW did elongated man well. He had so much depth of being a shamed cop who knew the man was guilty but couldn’t find the murder weapon so he planted False evidence. He commuted a crime but it was just him trying to do right in the wrong way. Later he becomes an investigator and is pretty good at it too.

    • @ZCommander
      @ZCommander 11 місяців тому +7

      That was a merge between Elongated Man and Plastic Man.

    • @yourweirduncle4441
      @yourweirduncle4441 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@ZCommanderelongated plastic

    • @xXJLNINJAXx
      @xXJLNINJAXx 11 місяців тому

      ​@@ZCommanderThat's what I thought, but I still didn't quite know enough about elongated man to confirm that.

  • @malawianalphawolf
    @malawianalphawolf 11 місяців тому +18

    So one of the marvel staff enjoyed 2 girls 1 cup. That scares me.

  • @aggroculture
    @aggroculture 11 місяців тому +2

    Elongated-Man is a more legitimate detective than Plastic Man could ever be. And The Question has no problem with him since he never had a criminal record, unlike Plas. He was also a great family man. THAT is rare in comics.

  • @novelreader1834
    @novelreader1834 11 місяців тому +1

    You know, I always think that Marvel mutants' powers sometimes are random as hell, but this one just leaves me speechless. How the f*ck the mutant genes resulting in THIS!?

  • @camino_
    @camino_ 11 місяців тому +61

    that ice cream thing has gotta be a fetish somewhere

  • @anime_kingdom1300
    @anime_kingdom1300 11 місяців тому +98

    Yo... Being able to shit out ice cream, that is interesting

    • @MasterofRoku
      @MasterofRoku 11 місяців тому +16

      Reminds me of South Park where the boys wanted to talk to an An Alien that took on the form of a taco crapping ice cream.

    • @joegun4259
      @joegun4259 11 місяців тому +4

      Infinite food supply..?

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn 11 місяців тому

      ​@@joegun4259nope. She still needs to eat regular food to "summon" her ice cream. Plus no one can live off ice cream alone

    • @joegun4259
      @joegun4259 11 місяців тому

      @chmchn the dude said the icecream comes from some sort of dimension, and isn't produced by any normal means. The requirements doesn't say she has to eat, does she?

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn 11 місяців тому

      @@joegun4259 You're right. They changed it from being part of her digestive system to just being a dimension thing like Cyclops' power. Making it basically infinite. Scary tbh.

  • @h3was547
    @h3was547 11 місяців тому +3

    Elongated Man is a investigator type and not as driven by humor as Plastic Man. Elongated Man is simply being bullied and disrespected by people. The writers need to do better.

  • @cleo3228
    @cleo3228 11 місяців тому +2

    Fun fact about elongated man, he was literally invented cause a dc writer wanted to write plastic man but didnt know they already had the writes to him

  • @denzellwalls564
    @denzellwalls564 11 місяців тому +87

    Was Forge out here eatin cake 'n' ice cream

    • @brandonfitzgerald-eo3tk
      @brandonfitzgerald-eo3tk 11 місяців тому +26

      You have to remember he's a scientist And they always like to Run experiments to learn even if it goes this far

    • @atomicash2475
      @atomicash2475 11 місяців тому +11

      I mean.... intrusive thoughts
      It has to be really good

  • @Kev.NTheLich
    @Kev.NTheLich 11 місяців тому +71

    Sometimes there's just characters that serve no purpose unlike my man Snowflame

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 11 місяців тому +8

      Is it the guy who got his power from crack

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 місяців тому +13

      Snowflame the dude who gets powers from crack my dude is goated fr.

    • @Goldskull_Mystic
      @Goldskull_Mystic 11 місяців тому +3

      Just to be curious have you all seen the huggbees video on him

    • @C_0_N
      @C_0_N 11 місяців тому +2

      You too huh 😂

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Goldskull_Mystic He was in season 4 of the Harley Quinn show didn't know who he was researched him and found myself down a rabbit hole of snowflame lore.

  • @Mr.DelicateTouch
    @Mr.DelicateTouch 11 місяців тому +2

    Idk what you’re talking about but Elongated Man is dope. His relationship with Sue is great and he has a lot of fun stories as a detective.

    • @xXJLNINJAXx
      @xXJLNINJAXx 11 місяців тому

      Wait was his wife literally named sue? Lmfao

  • @johnr.m.8608
    @johnr.m.8608 11 місяців тому

    Hi classicmand ! I like your videos! Is it possible to make a video with who you think it will win: rayquaza vs Silver surfer? Thank you

  • @beyusnow1693
    @beyusnow1693 11 місяців тому +33

    Pretty sure someone in marvel likes tossing salad and created a whole character to justify it.

  • @normal_person2
    @normal_person2 11 місяців тому +16

    "Plastic man is down there, we don't need two stretchy guys." Broooo💀 I'd die😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 11 місяців тому

      Sick burn from green lantern.

  • @damonpatterson8293
    @damonpatterson8293 11 місяців тому +3

    I wonder, did Forge later eat the booty like groceries? 😂🤣😂😉

  • @J0ECRAWF15H
    @J0ECRAWF15H 11 місяців тому +20

    "that's why it was so horrible. so traumatic. _it was the best damn Ice Cream I ever ate...."_ -IMAGINE. lmao

  • @BBCHashira
    @BBCHashira 11 місяців тому +16

    Upon hearing that first hero's power, my mind immediately went to a certain video that was popular over a decade ago involving two lovely ladies and a particular drinking apparatus.

    • @goldensands2104
      @goldensands2104 11 місяців тому

      Noooooo no no no no no, we don’t ever talk about that

  • @grimfin3214
    @grimfin3214 11 місяців тому +3

    Elongated man actually had a pretty great story in 52

  • @afrojarred
    @afrojarred 11 місяців тому +1

    Bro, I literally thought elongated man and plastic man were the same character lol😂😂😂. You just made me realize they're not

  • @MrDoverfield
    @MrDoverfield 11 місяців тому +59

    I would eat that ice cream straight from the source….

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 11 місяців тому +14

      You need Jesus my brother

    • @MrDoverfield
      @MrDoverfield 11 місяців тому +8

      @@painvillegaming4119 😋 yummers

    • @dog7426
      @dog7426 11 місяців тому +6

      Oh God who gave Soft Serve's creator internet access???

    • @jahnybravo2168
      @jahnybravo2168 11 місяців тому +9

      as much as i hate to say it, she's probably the only chick that could ever *ever* convince me to eat/hit the backdoor. all the risk is gone if it's just ice cream. anyone else shouldn't even bother thinking about getting me to

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 місяців тому +3

      @@jahnybravo2168 Same lmao.

  • @ThyUseless
    @ThyUseless 11 місяців тому +19

    She’s basically what 2 girls one cup tried to be😂

  • @geminiguy6032
    @geminiguy6032 11 місяців тому +2

    Shes the reason the ice cream machine at McDonald's never works

  • @xtrasalt7210
    @xtrasalt7210 11 місяців тому +1

    Elongated man was actually made because DC forgot they had the rights to plastic man. Once they realized the mistake, it was too late to remove the bootleg

  • @lazy2335
    @lazy2335 11 місяців тому +23

    Everyone gansta till she gives you a chocolate cone

  • @CaptainphoenixofficialYT
    @CaptainphoenixofficialYT 11 місяців тому +43

    Soft serve is definitely someone's fetish but don't do my boy Elongated Man dirty like that. Ralph Dibney was the best part of the CW Flash show.

    • @ShokuaK
      @ShokuaK 11 місяців тому +11

      Being the best part of a shit show doesn't mean much.

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 місяців тому +5

      Agreed Ralph carried season 5 of the flash.

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 місяців тому +3

      @@ShokuaK True at least it gave the character attention.

    • @nicklatallade9344
      @nicklatallade9344 11 місяців тому +6

      I agree exactly! Elongated man is awesome! Just as important as plastic man.

    • @juliandacosta6841
      @juliandacosta6841 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nicklatallade9344i wouldn't go that far, but i think it is good to have 2 stretchy bois.
      Plus sometimes i get tired of plastic man's shit

  • @jayddenburgos
    @jayddenburgos 11 місяців тому +1

    Pretty women with ice cream. I like it fresh made 😂

  • @BookOfEnchantments
    @BookOfEnchantments 11 місяців тому +1

    Who ever dated her, i see it as an absolute win xD

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 11 місяців тому +13

    Man, I'm strangely in the mood for ice cream for no reason in particular

  • @iAmATR3YU
    @iAmATR3YU 11 місяців тому +10

    "We don't need two stretchy guys."
    "Daaamn guess I'll just head tf home then 😔."

  • @kamsiokoli3209
    @kamsiokoli3209 11 місяців тому +1

    "We don't need two stretchy guys" coming from a green lantern

    • @cookiesnugglez7318
      @cookiesnugglez7318 11 місяців тому

      Yeah we got like 3-4 main mf human green lanterns

  • @savannahjohnson1106
    @savannahjohnson1106 11 місяців тому +1

    I will not stand for the elongated man disrespect 😤 not only did he come first, he's a detective on the level of batman!

  • @lobowolf1540
    @lobowolf1540 11 місяців тому +84

    I'm surprised he didn't go with captain marvel from all the times he said he hated her

    • @mistahgamer
      @mistahgamer 11 місяців тому +14

      For good reason, mind you

    • @knightsblight
      @knightsblight 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@thechimichanga6914no

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 11 місяців тому +4

      @@thechimichanga6914probably

    • @thekommunistkrusader3921
      @thekommunistkrusader3921 11 місяців тому +13

      She's got purpose though, like she at least has had uses in the past and even in the modern mcu

    • @deathxanamon7211
      @deathxanamon7211 11 місяців тому +4

      You mean captain Marvel, Because miss Marvel is a different character

  • @ultimatedeadpoolx
    @ultimatedeadpoolx 11 місяців тому +66

    Shitting any flavor ice cream can end world hunger. Shes useful.

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 11 місяців тому

      Ice cream got sugar homie too much of that shit deteriorates your teeth and stomach lining
      No thanks

    • @Negi1001
      @Negi1001 11 місяців тому +17

      and if someone's lactose intolerant? Plus, how much do you think she can shit a day??

    • @willmartin4430
      @willmartin4430 11 місяців тому +13

      I’m mad 9 people agreed with this and thought it was smart🤦🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 11 місяців тому +8

      @@willmartin4430 America moment

    • @diegokaqui60
      @diegokaqui60 11 місяців тому +4

      @@Negi1001 he can eat icy icecram and not the milk based one. Also she is literaly conected toan iceream dimention.....ifinite ice cream.

  • @omarlopezproductions
    @omarlopezproductions 11 місяців тому +1

    If they teamed up they could solve world hunger or something

  • @thedrifter5531
    @thedrifter5531 11 місяців тому +1

    Sad part about elongated man is he's a genius and a detective too, pretty much a slightly nerfed reed richards, but no one gives a shit because plastic man is goofy

  • @mrcoolme9734
    @mrcoolme9734 11 місяців тому +11

    Who created her 💀

  • @jordanpax9735
    @jordanpax9735 11 місяців тому +7

    Plus they did elongated man dirty with that doctor light storyline

    • @brandonfitzgerald-eo3tk
      @brandonfitzgerald-eo3tk 11 місяців тому +1

      You're done right? Don't forget how his wife got murdered by the ex wife of the atom to.

    • @jordanpax9735
      @jordanpax9735 11 місяців тому +1

      @@brandonfitzgerald-eo3tk the your done part confuses me lol

  • @SuperImmortal
    @SuperImmortal 11 місяців тому +1

    that's a heart breaker because I acc really like Ralph Dibny :((((

  • @AviaryAssassin
    @AviaryAssassin 11 місяців тому +1

    Dawg, I didn't need this during my lunch break

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 11 місяців тому +8

    For every cool mutant power out there you can find 100 useless or nasty ones

  • @bunjichronologic5865
    @bunjichronologic5865 11 місяців тому +6

    Forge: Just a few more and she's BOUND to let me eat it raw

  • @richardmiller7705
    @richardmiller7705 3 місяці тому +1

    For me it’s either the upcoming spider-goblin or
    PAULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

  • @BUnitMN-T
    @BUnitMN-T 11 місяців тому +1

    Alright, I agree the idea of it is pretty disgusting. I would be perfectly fine with her summoning ice cream from her hands or something. But honestly, she isn't the mutant I want to get rid of. I can definitely say with confidence that I would have eaten the ice cream without knowing where it came from. But, if it's edible and has no apparent downside, I think I would still eat it. Dignity be damned if I'm having my Mango Pineapple flavored ice cream I wanted
    I would get rid of that mutant who looks like a bird. The poor guy is ugly as hell and his bones are brittle. He can't even fly, the poor bastard. It's more out of Mercy rather than because I loathe him

  • @spuerbad31
    @spuerbad31 11 місяців тому +24

    Shawty lookin lik. Im eating ice cream from the source 😤