Star Wars Rap Battles Ep.4 - C-3PO vs Luke Skywalker
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Creator/Director: Keith Allen
Producers: Keith Allen, Andrew Carver, Scott Knopf
Cinematography: Andy Matthews and Elliot York
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Writer: Scott Knopf, Keith Allen, Donnie Bonelli, and Sam Forsey
Production Design: Keith Allen and Andrew Carver
Music Production: Andrew Pulley, Marcus Joseph, and Keith Allen
Edited by Keith Allen
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Production Assistants: Jacob Privette, David Oakes, Andrew Carver, Scott Knopf, Gabe Kenworthy
Luke: David Eff Peterson
C3PO: Shawn Gordon
R2D2: Doug Dobyns
Palpatine: BJ Whimpey
Obi-Wan: Benjamin Phillips
Han Solo: Keith Allen
Boba Fett: Mike Handy
Lando: Jay Whittaker
Leia: Shae Robins
Darth Vader: Dallen Jensen
LYRICS:
Luke Verse #1:
I’m famous, see? They put my face on pajamas
Celebrity, so you don’t want no drama
I’m a Rebel, see? We shoot slugs like Jabba
And if you talk back you go back to the Jawas
Programming....way wrong, obtain a new brain mod
You won’t survive a round, yo, you need an escape pod
You’re not hard, dude. Really more like a cartoon
I would have gotten a better opponent out of R2
(***R2 Beeps***)
Tripping his breaker... blaming his maker
He programmed a punk so I’m lighting the saber
When I’m aiming with lasers, you’ll meet your creator
Yo, you thought I was soft?, I’m related to Vader
“No one gonna worry ‘bout upsetting a droid.”
Globetrot with a robot? Now, that I’ll avoid
Aren’t you overjoyed? I coulda had you destroyed
Could have left you unemployed like your name was Jake Lloyd
C3PO Verse #1:
Odds of Luke winning are 0 to none
Your father made me first, I'm the original son
Trust your instincts, Luke...and give up the rap game
‘Cause you couldn’t even shoot me from a point-blank range
And if you die young, you’ll be hitting the jackpot
Remember what your dad looks like with his mask off
You made out with Leia, y’all felt that spark…
Does Tattooine come with a trailer park?
He’s the future? Okie dokie, dopey Obi
Homie couldn’t even figure out the hokey pokey
Vader went to town...taking your man down
Luke put his hand in...didn’t take his hand out
I got 6 million different ways to communicate
That’s...6 million different ways to humiliate
I could talk about your sister...I could talk about your dad
Or the fact...that I’ve been in more battles than you have
Luke Verse #2:
Luke reppin Tatooine, no, there’s no stoppin’ me
You father was a toaster and your mother was a slot machine
You don’t help...you only pester and meddle
Your mother’s so fat they used to call her Heavy Metal
I’ll do you one better, I’ll leave him in bad weather
Too busted and rusty for Chewy to put him back together
He’ll cry like “R2, he beat me!”
Wait, where are we? Who’s screaming “Ootiiiini?”
Tatooine? Where’d you get that accent?
I’m not talking guns, but I’ll get’em with ratchets
I’m the reigning rap champ and I’m about to make it clear
You’re in luck…I do serve your kind around here
All you do is stand upright with your joints tight
You can’t run...and we know you can’t fight
In fact, I’ll give you this win tonight
If you can bend over and pick up this mic...goodnight
C3PO Verse #2:
Your verses are garbage, I’ll smash this actor
Should have let you die in that trash compactor
Your raps make me nauseous, I’m ahead of this nonsense
You’re a crybaby, Luke, with an Oedipus complex
I’m an expert on starships and tractor beams
You’re an expert on wamprats and tractor things
In this creature-feature I’ll beat this believer
They don’t like you, Luke, and I don’t like you either
Sad ‘bout you’re evil dad, well, I don’t care at all
Go down to Toshi Station and pick up a pair of balls
I’m not a human at all so tell me one thing, son?
Is it normal to kiss your sister and then slip her some tongue?
You’re gettin’ dethroned, broken down to the bones
You bought us from the Jawas, but it’s you who’s gettin’ owned
I’m a poet when I go in, leave my foot up in your colon
You’re getting burned worse than Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen
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It is awesome!
KFaceTV awesome i waited for this so long
KFaceTV i like the old ones better
omg this was insane video
omg this was insane video
"Im not even human so tell me something son is it normal to kiss your sister and then slip her some tongue"not even darth Vader is that brutal 😂
I know
Satan: I just want to say, I’m a huge fan
C3P0 just burnt him more then the emperor's lightning😂😂😂
True true, but Darth will go hard on a Nazi, brain toss his ass through the air, YAHTZEE
@@richardweilandt3315 Nice ERB reference
"you're getting burned more than aunt Beru and uncle Owen" oh god he destroyed luke 😂😂
What about ur mamas so fat they call her heavy metal
C-3PO’D won easily
Burned so hard
I want luke to win
That is not nice
C3PO: "I'm the original son"
Definitely wins.
No what really won for 3po is your getting burned more than aunt beru anf uncle owen
Ikr
What won it for 3PO was “you’re getting burned worse than aunt beru and uncle owen”
@@scpgaurd9658Should come up with a catchphrase like "You just got C3POwned" 🤣🤣🤣
“You’re getting burned worse than Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen.”
Damn, all out
Maximos Kouzalis I don’t get that line
I can explain it to you, but it will be a spoiler from A New Hope
Maximos Kouzalis don’t worry I won’t watch it . The last one was terrible
Francis indini Botwey don’t worry it is 8473729299192736446656548492929102038465566463627281 times better than the last movies
Macha McCone explain what ? I think you reply to wrong person
"I could talk about your sister, I could talk about your dad or the fact that I've been in more battles then you have" R.I.P LUKE SKYFLOCA
According my data which is never wrong Luke was destroyed
Oh Luke your such a cry baby
C-3PO is also wa made by vader
Yeah, 3PO definitely kicked Luke's ass in this one.
"You made out with Leia, Y'all felt that spark? Does Tatooine come with a trailer park?" Are we seriously not gonna talk about this one? Luke had NOTHING to counter with after this.
"Your father made me first. I'm the original son." Luke will need to stare long and hard at Tatooine's twin suns to get over this loss.
Or the fact that I've been in more battles than you have like wow
Probably the first time C3-PO ever won anything.
C3PO didn't win Luke Skywalker won the battle
If you look at it from a certain way C-3PO actually saved the heroes of Star Wars plenty of times he is only reason the Star Wars saga is alive and I know this has nothing to do with a rap battle I just wanted to mention this
C-3PO totally won but ‘your moma so fat they used to call her heavy metal’ was awesome and left me laughing
He came the hardest I agree 💯
C3PO wins only because Luke sounds gay
“Or left you unemployed like your name was Jake Lloyd”
*Buddy, you’ve officially taken it too far.*
Finally someone who got that line!
@@Christmas_Joker We all got it
@@anonymousgaslighter345 oh okay.. luke... u been good?
But it’s a weak line b/c the slam is more on Jake Lloyd.
Yea that one was to far and uncalled for.
Sons you dissapoint me.....
Which one
Both
Dad......
Who do u think one anakin?
@@wafflegames4874 none
"911 what's your emergency?"
"umm yes Is this the fire brigade"
"um yea sorry its C-3PO again"
We want more star wars rap battles, like if you agree.
Yes that’s great for me
I want more too
Yep
Give us Rey vs Rose.
Yarg
Did any one see star lord in the back round
yeah its wierd right?
3:01 yea lol
I Haden’s Seen Him Because I Looked Everywhere In The Crowd And Took Me 30 Minutes To Relize
Gamora was also in the crowd
I did
"luke put his hand in and didn't take it out." Took the battle for me.
Electron Gaming nah "your father made me first, I'm the original son!"
"Your verses are garbage, I'll smash this actor" C3PO:Slaps Luke and smashes him in the Trash Compactor
I absolutely *LOVE* that he COMPLETELY avoids cussing when he easily could incorporate it. I'm glad he has some class... and some adjectives.
He's civilized
Everyone: gets Star Wars costumes
The crowd member with marvel mask: I uhhhh didn’t get the memo
Star lord in the house
That was definitely Star Lord in the crowd
And Gatorade
Must be a dimension rift.
Ikr
Gamora was there too
And gamora
C3-PO'D is TRULY incredible, best rap I've ever heard. Can't wait for more.
Thank you Luke cried to his wife I mean sister
I think the best part is his accent,it really helps in rapping
Mace windu vs General Grevious
Master Yoda vs Count Dooku
Darth Maul vs Qui gon
Ahsoka Tano vs Asaj Ventress
plz???? 😆
If maul battles, I hope someone makes a joke about how he's compensating with his Lightsaber
No it has to be JarJar vs Qui-Gon
Xtreme J yes yes yes
maybe have a tournament
Wow. 3PO destroyed Luke.
No.
@@IceAlvaro13 you don’t get half of the 3P0’D lines
R2-D2 Vs BB-8
J STEVO 23 2002 R2-D2: beep beep beep, beep beep beep!
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHH
@@TheClumsyChicken R2:Beep beep beep, beeeeep!
R2d2 will win. He's better
@@TheClumsyChicken you comment deserves way more likes!!!
None of them can actually rap
Are we going to get anymore Star Wars rap battles? Because I think they're great and want more.
Heck yeah these things are great!!!!! We better get more!!!!!
Definitely. More please!
+Nicholas Petryshyn yep bro
+Nicholas Petryshyn I've seen all these rap battles this last 2weekd
Wish granted
My favorite part of these rap battles is when The Senate reacts to a fire line and the faces he makes. Makes me laugh everytime.
Agreed
C3-Po: I have six million ways to communicate, thats six million ways to humiliate. I could talk about your sister I could talk about your dad, or the fact that I've been in more battles than you have.
Me: Wow, 3C-PO WINS.
Luke has awesome verses but his voice creeps me out.
True, i just wanna cringe
Yeah...
true
yep
Yep
Why does Luke’s voice sound like a bad cartoon character
Sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty.
Sounds like Morty from Rick and Morty.
Morty my G
yes! I think so: 0:17
He sounds like dru from despicable me 3
i love when vader just points at himself after luke notices him
"You're getting burned worse than Beru and uncle Owen" C3PO all the way. He won every verse
Dad?? Since when are you on UA-cam? /:
"I could've had you destroyed!" Luke won this.
I should have renamed myself Ben solo so then I can say
Uncle, grandfather? I didn't know you were on UA-cam
LUKE WON+anakin sky walker
+Luke_Skywalker lol
Threepio is vicious goddamn
Threepio may not be deadly with movement, but he is deadly with rhyme and rapping.
No C3PO was not victorious
Sarah He whooped Luke’s ass
@@ShadowExe007Vageta Yes he whooped that ass! 3CPO didn't hold anything back.
"You bought us from the Jawas but its you who's getting owned."
“I’ll give you this win if you can bend over and pick up this mic”. That was amazing
Best line in the battle.
Finally someone who recognized that heat
Who else agrees C3PO absolutely destroyed Luke in this rap battle?
"You're getting burned worse than Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen!" Ouch!!! 3PO won. Definitely. Keep it going!!!
Man, that line from 3CPO was totally cold blooded, how do you come back from that?
Luke won.
@@IceAlvaro13 No
SHIT i wasn't expecting to hear those awesome rhymes coming out from C3P0's mouth! He burned Luke so hard!
“Your father made me first, I’m the original son” He totally just destroyed Luke!
No.
@@IceAlvaro13 3P0’d destroyed luke.
C3po: " I got 6 million different ways to communicate. "
Me : There's only 68 different languages in star wars. A disturbance in The Force I feel.
Difrent dialects
how do you know that? outer rim worlds that have never been discovered, dialects (like above), any many other things.
to add on to my comment above, irl there are 6,500 spoken languages so i mean
I’m about to add another
It’s called C3PO
The language for anyone who can speak 6 million different languages but doesn’t know when to stop talking
@@willyguy22v26 haha lol
"Does Tatooine come with a trailer park?" - C3.PO'd hahaha
3P0
Also I would like to say I love how there's all these Star Wars people... And then randomly Star Lord is in the crowd
+Graeylyn and Gamora stood next to him haha
Well, he is based on Han.
+Graeylyn Hi Graelyn the Star-Lord is myself facebook.com/EkalbtheElf and Gamora is facebook.com/CosplayAtTiffanys
I thought the same thing lol I mean he is a guardian of the galaxy
+JediTesloG It's not impossible, Star Wars has marvel comics too
Luke sounds like the Easter bunny in "Ghangis Kahn vs The Easter Bunny" Change my mind.
Speaking of that amazing rap I dare you to listen to it on 1.5x playback speed. It's glorious.
Extremely similar, but more like CH Greenblatt.
Threepio TOTALLY won this one.
Ya that's hilarious
R. Joy Helvie I
I agree
1000000000 percent
no he cheated I will throw him in the dump and leave him there forever
I’m voting for C-3PO as the winner. Thanks for the great entertainment!
stanmanrocks same
Star lord in the background must’ve wanted to check out these sick beats 🤣
Boba, won
Cp3-0 won
Obi-wan won
I can't really decide between leia and vader.
Definitely Leia. Vader sounded awful.
I preferred Palpatine's rap but it could be drawn out as a tie really
That Obi-Wannabe? ^^ nah, Obi Killed it !
vadere
leia won. vader relied on incest too much in round 2.
"You're getting burned worst than Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen". Oh My God.
1:59
Palpatine's expression is hilarious
Was that Star-Lord at 1:36? That's actually pretty awesome.
+DMCP It is! That was me :) facebook.com/EkalbtheElf
Leia, Obi-Wan, Boba Fett, and C3PO are my picks.
Oh wow. That was unexpected... C-3PO freaking destroyed Luke.
Yea no kidding I wanna see a rap battle between R2D2 vs BB8 that be funny.
you should Make
Stormtrooper vs Rebel.
Kylo vs Rey.
Finn vs Phasma.
First Order Trooper vs Resistance Guy.
lol
Finn vs Lando!
Luke vs Leia
FN-2000 (aka Zeroes/TR-8R) vs FN-2187 (aka Finn)
+African Dictator I've heard otherwise... But I guess his identity isn't fully revealed anyway - where did you find that information? :)
+African Dictator +African Dictator Yeah, I read about it now, and it seems like his name actually is FN-2199 :D
Damn, Luke got C3POwned!
Damn beat me to the joke
+Frozenflame006 it's more like C3POwning Luke
YASS
So right
hi
“Go down to Tosche Station and pick up some balls” DONE, 3PO wins!!
"You're in luck...I do serve your kind around here" Slayin' it.
"You're getting burned worse than Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen" C-3PO won
anakin vs. padme that would be a great rap battle
Kit_ Kat you get the divorce papers and I'll get the lawyers
Agree
Sand, let me tell you about sand
Yes.
I just can’t stop watching this over and over. It’s too good.
3-CPO Won the battle
*C3PO
+PROCapone l dissagree bbbaaadddlllyyy
Cool. You keep your opinion and I keep mine.
You are so right
I agree
Vader vs Sidius XD
Dark Night fury yes or Vader Vs Obi-Wan
Sidious*
@DrewCrafter *inhales* *exhales* you do not know the power of the dark side
DrewCrafter trust me... you do not want to fight my grandfather. He’s an accomplished swordsman. Just as my Uncle Luke!
@@jainasolo9656 indeed
I thought it was Luke at first until that last line from C3-PO came out and instantly changed my mind 😂
C3PO just burned Luke, ‘I’m the original son’ damn
anyone one see star lord
I think that that is funny cat videos little baby
wrong universe
:Starlord where I'm I cool I'm in the star wars universe look a rap battle I'm going over there
:Palatine wrong planet star mam MaXImAme POweR!!!!!!
Also gamora i think
@@CamStudioz1*UNLIMITED POWAAAAHHHHH*
Luke sounded worse then Jacob Sartorius.
I liked it that movie
Nevaeh Palmer ?
Nevaeh Palmer movie??
Finn vs Rey
Kylo Ren vs Rey
Jar Jar vs Wicket
Finn vs TR-8R
+Megadog oh yeah! I would sooo watch that!
Okay, Finn vs FN-2199
too bad for y'all this is a tournament. These 8 characters are all there will be
Jar jar wins all due to being less anoying
Kylo should go against Luke or Vader IMO
When C-3PO said “ vader made me first I’m the original son” the trophy goes to C-3PO
Very good series!! :)
Now, do Darth Maul against... Qui-Gon maybe (Or some Episode 7 stuff). Just. DO. IT! :D
He should do Rey Vs Kylo Ren
That would be cool :D
Palpatine: Do it!
omfg this was the best episode. come one why are you not doing more?
DAMN! I didn't know C-3po was a jedi too. Luke truly did not know the power he faced.
Ya know, Luke wasn’t lying
He did give C-3po the win
That Jake Lloyd Line.
00:49 can't tell if Darth's face is either prideful or dissapointed
Definitely proud
C-3po nailed Luke in his second time singing
I’m dead my man Luke said “You thought I was soft? I’m related to vader
“Go down to toche station and pick up a pair of balls” dam 3PO REKT luke
where did they get that CP-30 costume, it looks amazing
2:51 Who else noticed Star Lord(AKA Peter Quill from Guardians of the Galaxy)
He asked Luke if Tattooine came with a trailer park. He absolutely wrecked him with that line. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just LOVE this rap battle, can't stop watching it. C3PO'D is the absolute best. Can't wait for its next battle.
These were awesome! Are you making more? oh and R2 wins! xP
Luke sounds like CH Greenblatt the creator of the Chowder cartoon who also did voices for Spongebob and a zillion cartoons and video games
Wow, both were fantastic, but I have to go 3PO. Excellent burns, especially that last one.
"Yo mama so fat they used to call her heavy metal" XD
Did Luke just compliment 3-CPO? XD
C3po was losing the whole time, but when he said “You’re getting burned worse than aunt Beru and uncle Owen.” That was an immediate win.
I strongly disagree I think c3po was winning whole time.
DAMNNNN...Luke got 3p-owned!!! 😅
"You made out with liea y'all felt that spark does tatoone come with a trailer park?"
Put your right hand in but didn't pull it out. 🤣😂🤣😂
"You're getting burned worse then aunt her I and uncle owen"
DAMN CP-30 WON
C-3PO
You didn't have to use like C-3PO^D you could've just kept it as C-3POOOHHH
"You're gettin' burned worse than Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen" game over
DO ONE WITH YODA !
Win easily i would
3PO is fluent in over 6 million forms of knocking you off the stage
Landocoolrisian vs Nein Number One
Like if you agree
anyone else notice the guardians of the galaxy in the crowd?
Threepio kicked Luke's butt up and down that stage. Luke got in some good shots, but he couldn't get past "Go down to Tosche Station and pick up a pair of balls!" and the worst roast of the entire battle " I'm burning you worse than Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen! "
C-3PO'D all the way
Damn C-3PO
This had to be best one ive seen so far.Well done
3P0 have some mercy!
Luke is making fun of his father's droid that he built HIMSELF
You know C3-PO line "and if you die young, you'll be hitting the jackpot" hits even more after these years...
1:31 starlord
C -3PO is the sith Lord jar jar binks is the apprentice