TVD - DAMON HUMOR {The Vampire Diaries} ALL SEASONS (1-6)

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  • @Ninazenik101
    @Ninazenik101 7 років тому +5825

    and ofc
    “if i see something i haven’t before I’ll throw a dollar at it”.

  • @randomusername7513
    @randomusername7513 5 років тому +5500

    caroline: “Damon! Towel! KNOCK!”
    damon: “Caroline! No one cares! NO!”
    i laughed so hard 🤣

  • @honeymoonavenue5636
    @honeymoonavenue5636 6 років тому +13832

    What about “a chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was joe, that lie will haunt me forever”

  • @seda3686
    @seda3686 7 років тому +11432

    I laughed out loud when he said "what are you? My mother?" to his actual Mother lmaooo

  • @lunadimotrijoska753
    @lunadimotrijoska753 5 років тому +1973

    “you do realize that you are dating a reformed serial killer, right”
    one of my favorite lines

    • @JuMixBoox
      @JuMixBoox 5 років тому +16

      Weirdly, that one did hit me different in this. Probably because they didn't use the word monster and because I watched some normal crime shows before but damn, that dude would be the horrible villain you'd want dead in any of those and in real life, he would make the news in an entire country and victims who lost family members to him would write books about it.

    • @sarah18328
      @sarah18328 4 роки тому

      Luna Dimotrijoska ahh mine too

  • @alcinamartin4985
    @alcinamartin4985 6 років тому +3195

    "Tell me that's not the bombs" 😂😂 "okay it's a kitten, it's an adorable exploding KITTEN"

    • @rojinamagar1841
      @rojinamagar1841 6 років тому +21

      😂😂😂😂😂😂makes sense to give an appropriate answer

    • @rebekahlarsen7691
      @rebekahlarsen7691 5 років тому +11

      I wonder if there where the idea for the game came from

    • @uninerdcosplay
      @uninerdcosplay 5 років тому +2

      Why does this make me think of Bakugou katsuki?

    • @gilarygermes8358
      @gilarygermes8358 4 роки тому +3

      HAHAHAHAHA I LOVED IT

    • @anahodge3533
      @anahodge3533 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @chelseacanales8763
    @chelseacanales8763 4 роки тому +548

    “See, I told I could be a badass.”
    “Shhhh, badasses don’t say that.”
    Damon got a point there.

  • @MSDreamyhead
    @MSDreamyhead 6 років тому +6118

    Damon was always my favorite character at the vampire diaries!

    • @agarrikr2996
      @agarrikr2996 6 років тому +11

      Butterfly no.

    • @delenaforever3931
      @delenaforever3931 6 років тому +16

      Agar ŦRIKΣR uhhhh ? No???

    • @brucewebber3963
      @brucewebber3963 6 років тому +50

      Mine too I love the bad person they made in the first 3 seasons and the one that makes me laugh the most is when Damon says because you haven't had with me lol

    • @parisamistry5549
      @parisamistry5549 5 років тому +9

      Same

    • @tanner1497
      @tanner1497 5 років тому +20

      Mine used to be Stefan but after Damon reformed and all that I grew to be a big fan of him

  • @bonitatribe637
    @bonitatribe637 7 років тому +6396

    My favorites were "Stefan's not a virgin?" and "because you haven't had sex with me." and "me, me, also me, yeah I always had a sneaking suspicion."

  • @alcinamartin4985
    @alcinamartin4985 6 років тому +1163

    The scene when it came to cases😂😂, "oh this was stefan. No wait it was Me!"

    • @_Rere._.
      @_Rere._. 5 років тому +8

      alcina martin YESSS LOVE THAT

    • @missadrolet7803
      @missadrolet7803 4 роки тому +1

      What episode was that ?

    • @jennaneedsahobby8785
      @jennaneedsahobby8785 4 роки тому +1

      @@missadrolet7803 it was sometime in mid season 6

    • @allisonimel152
      @allisonimel152 3 роки тому +1

      That was hilarious 😂 I absolutely love Damon!! 🥰❤️

  • @nicotinegum6536
    @nicotinegum6536 7 років тому +4999

    “ Oh I’m shocked! Stephan is not a Virgin “

  • @breebrown5381
    @breebrown5381 6 років тому +8397

    Let’s just say, you can’t spell Damon without Damn

  • @YurenaRA
    @YurenaRA 6 років тому +3850

    You missed my two favorites! ''Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.'' And the episode when he has bonnie's teddy bear and sais ''i saw it from a mile away and my brain's made of cotton!''. Those are the best.

    • @laibatehreem2679
      @laibatehreem2679 6 років тому +24

      Yurena RA lol exactly they weren't the ones to miss

    • @saraygomez9810
      @saraygomez9810 5 років тому +5

      Yurena RA true

    • @KS-of3el
      @KS-of3el 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @blossmh4238
      @blossmh4238 5 років тому +4

      I kinda didn't get the 1st one Can someone please explain ?😟😶

    • @seysey5447
      @seysey5447 5 років тому +2

      What episode was that?

  • @megaminx5688
    @megaminx5688 6 років тому +2832

    1:50
    Bonnie: "Your Disgusting"
    Damon: "I Know ;)"
    Edit: y'all I was like young when I made this comment, 2 YEARS AGO.
    Like really lmao

    • @vdripox8855
      @vdripox8855 6 років тому +1

      What season and episode is this

    • @amalayah637
      @amalayah637 5 років тому +1

      you’re*

    • @destiny_hai
      @destiny_hai 5 років тому

      Something I will say...wait..nope I said it already 😁

    • @_colombeg
      @_colombeg 5 років тому

      @@vdripox8855 season 3 in some episodes ifs I remember.

    • @Aliya19__
      @Aliya19__ 4 роки тому

      😆🔥🔥

  • @Vikisaurusrex
    @Vikisaurusrex 7 років тому +826

    ,,It's an adorable, exploding kitten" OMG HAHAHAHHA

  • @imperfectmother4235
    @imperfectmother4235 5 років тому +317

    “Damon! Towel! Knock?!”
    “Caroline. Nobody cares. No”

  • @chamari1998
    @chamari1998 7 років тому +982

    "You know what else was her call? Everything bad, ever." Lmao

  • @sushmitaupreti4076
    @sushmitaupreti4076 7 років тому +348

    "What r u ? My mother?"
    YES DAMON SHE IS UR MOTHER!!

  • @lanim26
    @lanim26 5 років тому +222

    2:03
    Caroline: "DAMON! Towel! KNOCK!"
    Damon: "CAROLINE! No one cares! NO!"
    Soo funny poor Caroline I actually felt Damon's honesty😁

  • @delenad7353
    @delenad7353 7 років тому +1087

    Sexiest and funniest human alive! God i miss him so much

    • @mjaved819
      @mjaved819 6 років тому +25

      Delena D he's actually a vampire but whatever

    • @cookiemonster6641
      @cookiemonster6641 6 років тому +15

      Mysterious Kitty he's human at the end

    • @yazzyxx
      @yazzyxx 6 років тому +5

      Funniest undead person alive

    • @Simon-xl1yz
      @Simon-xl1yz 5 років тому +5

      @@mjaved819 Oooh, here's someone who didn't watch season 8.

    • @mjaved819
      @mjaved819 5 років тому +1

      Woah don't even remember this comment. Anyway I actually had watched season 8 by that time when I wrote that comment ,but I forgot about him being human. Sorry 😅

  • @kat-zq9lz
    @kat-zq9lz 7 років тому +850

    What are you, my mother? 😂😂

  • @s1ennacone
    @s1ennacone 5 років тому +82

    Damon’s sense of humour is everything I’ve ever wanted in life.

  • @Amber-no3kc
    @Amber-no3kc 7 років тому +494

    That was hilarious!!! My favorites were " are you gonna stay for the show" , "you haven't had sex with me"

    • @hastidama3293
      @hastidama3293 3 роки тому

      What was the timing I missed it out

  • @AnaS-cm3mx
    @AnaS-cm3mx 5 років тому +131

    “We need human blood to survive we’re predators not puppies!” 😂😂😂

  • @alexa4961
    @alexa4961 6 років тому +62

    0:58 “I’m shocked! Stefan’s not a virgin?” I died omg😂😂😂

  • @cherriecocco6736
    @cherriecocco6736 5 років тому +40

    Stefan: "What I don't get it, why she likes you ?"
    Damon: "That's cause you haven't had sex with me"

  • @samanthaxx3703
    @samanthaxx3703 6 років тому +373

    “Tell me that is *NOT* a bomb”
    Ok
    “It is an *ADORABLE exploding kitten “

  • @daya9671
    @daya9671 6 років тому +212

    Who else went to watch the show all over again?

  • @adrianal2327
    @adrianal2327 6 років тому +21

    "Tell me that is not a bomb."
    "Ok. It's a kitten..... It's an adorable exploding kitten."
    "Why didn't you call your brother?"
    "Because I'm proud, and...stubborn, and...oh look! You're already here!"
    I love him 😂😂😂

  • @haleygrace9059
    @haleygrace9059 4 роки тому +20

    Meredith: Please tell that is not a bomb
    Damon: Ok its a kitten. An adorable exploding kitten

  • @221BSam
    @221BSam 9 років тому +464

    That's a REALLY good compilation, you picked all my favourites too :D

  • @lxvedvr
    @lxvedvr 6 років тому +96

    I swear Damon’s my spirit animal😂

  • @jaidbajx1817
    @jaidbajx1817 6 років тому +48

    “Im shocked, Stefans not a virgin?!”
    😂😂😂😂 my fav one of all time😂😂

  • @strawberrypumpkin4300
    @strawberrypumpkin4300 6 років тому +26

    "Ooh put these in the yes pile” 😆😂😂love Damon

  • @antix527
    @antix527 3 роки тому +5

    Lily's blank face when Damon says, "what are you, my mother?" 😂 I choked.

  • @praptimondal530
    @praptimondal530 3 роки тому +21

    The best friendship on the show is that of Damon's and the Sheriff's (Caroline's mother) ❤️❤️

  • @leslieloviie
    @leslieloviie 7 років тому +540

    😂I'm shocked! Stefan's not a virgin!😂
    💕You staying for the show or...?💕
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @billoula
    @billoula 4 роки тому +9

    I just love Damon. He makes bad days so much better and I really hope that there are still some people like him. He is the best character ever! He deserves the world😍💫 (congrats and thank you Ian Somerhalder for being an amazing person and a very talented actor)❤

  • @leahbean0034
    @leahbean0034 5 років тому +7

    “You know what else was Elena’s call? Everything bad. Ever.” That one got me lol

  • @strik380
    @strik380 6 років тому +51

    “What are you, my mother?” DEAD😂😂

  • @rebbekahmikelson7642
    @rebbekahmikelson7642 7 років тому +26

    “Stefan’s not a virgin?” 😂😂😂 I love you damon

  • @eviecoolxoxo656
    @eviecoolxoxo656 5 років тому +15

    You forgot “I know you’re obsessed with me” and the chipmunk line 😂 And when he’s talking to Ric about the bad things he’s done and he says “threatened to kill BonBon a couple times”. I fricking love Damon 😂😍

  • @TheSummerwine1
    @TheSummerwine1 6 років тому +30

    Oh man I was looking for the part where he knocks out matt, matts head hits the bell and damon goes "i hope that one doesn't count..."

  • @peggin169
    @peggin169 7 років тому +70

    Awesome Damon clips. I love all of them.
    Every time I watch that scene where Meredith asks Damon "Don't you have any tact?" I find myself channeling Cordelia from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and saying, "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." LOL!

  • @TheIceQueen
    @TheIceQueen 6 років тому +34

    This is exactly why I love Damon 😂😂😂

  • @Love55764
    @Love55764 7 років тому +43

    The beginning is my favorite part and the scene with Caroline that was my favorite also

  • @sophiedratzidis4639
    @sophiedratzidis4639 6 років тому +23

    i love damon‘s humor!! that‘s so funny 😂😂

  • @nanaj5836
    @nanaj5836 3 роки тому +5

    His humour made this show for me. I was hoping all the way through that he wouldn’t be killed off, I don’t think I could have watched without him in it. 😂

  • @river311
    @river311 6 років тому +63

    WHERES
    Stefen: "you know i liked it more when you hated everyone"
    Damon: "oh i still do, i just love they love me"
    ??!

  • @waaaaaahaaaa
    @waaaaaahaaaa 2 роки тому +8

    Liz: "I have all these open cases."
    Damon: "This one was me. Me. Also me 😅. Oooohh! This one was Stefan's! Oh wait, no. ME!"
    Liz: "Yeah, I always had a sneaking suspicion."
    My favorite lines by far 🤣

  • @angelillston1683
    @angelillston1683 5 років тому +38

    You forgot “if I see something I haven’t I’ll throw a dollar at it” 😂😂😂

    • @payam6343
      @payam6343 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha that one was funny

  • @madisonsalvatore1457
    @madisonsalvatore1457 7 років тому +84

    " I think the P.C. Term is Witch-Pire" I don't know why that always makes me laugh😂😂

  • @annalucy89
    @annalucy89 5 років тому +2

    Damon's commentary literally gave the show all it's humor! I loved it

  • @tirsitstar
    @tirsitstar 4 роки тому +2

    Damon: "And here I thought she stood sleeping like a horse". I burst out laughed when he said this about his mother, HAAHHA I LOVE HIM!

  • @daily_madisonbeer
    @daily_madisonbeer 6 років тому +52

    I wish that the character Damon would exist irl, love him soooo much ahhhggghhhhgghhhh! 😍😍😍

  • @Venus-cd1kk
    @Venus-cd1kk 6 років тому +5

    I love Damon’s humor 😂 probably why he’s my favorite

  • @Bellachris75
    @Bellachris75 6 років тому +40

    There’s one missing that I really like but I don’t remember exactly how it goes. He was making fun of Stefan’s diary and he said something about a squirrel and how “that lie will haunt me forever” 😂

    • @oliviagretchen4496
      @oliviagretchen4496 6 років тому +4

      Isabella Bustamante Today I met a chipmunk he asked my name and I said it was Joe! That lie will haunt me forever.

    • @shivanshijain722
      @shivanshijain722 3 роки тому +2

      A chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was Joe. thAt liE WiLl HauNt Me FoReVeR

  • @sophiekropfitsch4934
    @sophiekropfitsch4934 7 років тому +121

    Open cases😂😂Me, this one was stefans oh wait it is mine

  • @gia2525
    @gia2525 5 років тому +15

    My favorite is when he picks up Elena’s underwear and says, “put this is the yes pile.” It’s so hilarious !!

    • @emmy_germany
      @emmy_germany 3 роки тому +1

      And his voice while saying it... Still one of my favorite delena scenes

    • @shetalks5660
      @shetalks5660 2 роки тому

      What did that mean in that context? Can u please explain it to me?

    • @gia2525
      @gia2525 2 роки тому

      @@shetalks5660 Elena is like packing for a trip I think (?) and Damon is in her room and starts going through her drawers and picks up like a bright red lace underwear and says “Put this in the yes pile.” You can probably find the clip of you google it! So funny

    • @shetalks5660
      @shetalks5660 2 роки тому

      @@gia2525 oh 😂 I'll go look it up. Thanks for replying. ❤️

  • @afterhscott2119
    @afterhscott2119 6 років тому +5

    "Damon! Towel! Knock!"
    "Caroline! No one cares! No!"
    The iconic line for me 😂

  • @sharonpratt9067
    @sharonpratt9067 4 роки тому +7

    The “I’m shocked stefan’s not a virgin?!?!” Got me, I think my mother’s concered for my Heath

  • @mallexi4278
    @mallexi4278 5 років тому +21

    0:37 "what are you, my mother?"
    Why did I laugh so hard at that 💀

  • @loveraphael5154
    @loveraphael5154 5 років тому +16

    Damon - we need human blood to survive we're predators not puppies!!
    Elena - 😶😶😶😶
    Me - 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saramuttalibi401
    @saramuttalibi401 6 років тому +5

    This is literally my favourite edit and the best one I’ve ever watched I love it so much

  • @marianamorales5128
    @marianamorales5128 5 років тому +8

    This makes me miss The vampire diaries so much

  • @Butterfly-oi8dy
    @Butterfly-oi8dy 4 роки тому +26

    2:30 i’ll have to test out the theory.

  • @aionlover
    @aionlover 7 років тому +204

    wish the music was not so loud compared to damon talking...

  • @alcinamartin4985
    @alcinamartin4985 6 років тому +20

    His hair always on point

  • @briamac9051
    @briamac9051 6 років тому +41

    Damon: Stephens diary: *gasps looks at Elena* Stephens not a virgin?!?!

  • @nobody247ghost4
    @nobody247ghost4 3 роки тому +2

    I have watched this same video like 100 times. Damon is amazing and everyone needs Damon humour

  • @ducky.mikaelson5378
    @ducky.mikaelson5378 5 років тому +10

    1:50 *bonnie had that accent where she knows she likes him*

  • @izabellaemily08
    @izabellaemily08 4 роки тому +4

    Liz- this are open case files
    Damon: “me, me, me...oooh Stefan..wait no me” 😂

  • @marjae-_-7616
    @marjae-_-7616 6 років тому +8

    I swear I love Damon 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️

  • @giuliacarolinacaltagirone606
    @giuliacarolinacaltagirone606 3 роки тому +2

    “Tell me it’s not a bomb”
    “okay. It’s a kitten, an adorable, exploding 🐱”

  • @angelk1676
    @angelk1676 5 років тому +29

    you missed
    Damon: Jeremy Dont take this seriously
    Jeremy: What?
    Damon *Smashes jermeys head into the table*
    Jermey : WTH MAN
    Damon : Anna ik ur there now tell us before i hurt ur little boyfriend here

  • @ariel-hp6hv
    @ariel-hp6hv 4 роки тому

    THE MUSIC MADE THIS SO MUCH BETTER

  • @elliemark3075
    @elliemark3075 6 років тому +11

    “Shocked, Stefan’s not a virgin” aha!! Love that bit xx ❤️😂

  • @lilliangoodwin213
    @lilliangoodwin213 4 роки тому

    I know its five years late but I love you just for your song choice. Feist is my favorite band.

  • @carlosssgonzaless4161
    @carlosssgonzaless4161 7 років тому +16

    That eye thing😍

  • @mjtanginoaenrile5290
    @mjtanginoaenrile5290 4 роки тому +2

    I just love his sense of humour, it’s so cute & hilarious 🥺😂😍

  • @eleven-ng7mv
    @eleven-ng7mv 3 роки тому +5

    Whether you love him or hate him Damon is legit the humour of the show

  • @notanyoneyourecognize
    @notanyoneyourecognize 4 роки тому +2

    When he said "What are you, my mother?" to his actual mother I spat my water out-

  • @hello59362
    @hello59362 4 роки тому +8

    Mom: “where have you been”
    Damon: “what are you, my mother”
    Mom: 👁👄👁 0:36

  • @champflowahbomb7630
    @champflowahbomb7630 3 роки тому

    I genuinely whole heartedly LOVED this show. 10 years ago my Thursdays were the best days of the week, I would cozy up and watch damon and stefan. All the people like me that didn't watch tv watched this show. It's funny, it's genuine and it's got funny good looking men 😜 I miss those days!

  • @chanyy1648
    @chanyy1648 6 років тому +11

    The last one tho "ooo look stefans oh wait ME!"

  • @ruchikakashyap8222
    @ruchikakashyap8222 4 роки тому +1

    "That eye thing" Love that Eye Thing. Can make me fall in love with this character again and again. 💓💓💓💓💓

  • @izabellaemily08
    @izabellaemily08 4 роки тому +3

    “Oh so there’s only one do good hero...im sorry my bad” 😂😂

  • @emounicorn8022
    @emounicorn8022 6 років тому +1

    "Damon towel knock" "Caroline no one cares no" 😂😂😂I just love himm

  • @loveraphael5154
    @loveraphael5154 5 років тому +4

    2:40
    Damon-it's a kitten an adorable exploding kitten.
    Me- 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ananyasharma4995
    @ananyasharma4995 6 років тому +1

    Omg this is the best compilation I’ve ever seen u killed it woah😍😍😍

  • @Gryffindorsprincess682
    @Gryffindorsprincess682 2 роки тому +4

    You forgot the scene in which Damon mocks Stephan with a bear
    “I saw that from a mile away and my brains made out of cotton”
    And then Stephan’s like
    “Gimme that” *yeets the bear*

  • @mikmik8039
    @mikmik8039 6 років тому +10

    2:20 me when the first thing i see in the morning is my face in the mirror

  • @chloekiernan894
    @chloekiernan894 6 років тому +3

    damon: you don’t have a sense of humor Stefan
    stefan: that’s because i don’t have Damon humor
    damon: damon humor? huh *sighs*
    Stefan: *smiles with a grin*

  • @bellarose2721
    @bellarose2721 4 роки тому +1

    “ so I think you should stop with the flirty comments and eye thing you do”
    proceeds to do ‘eye thing’ “what eye thing?” ;) 😂

  • @avamontesino9490
    @avamontesino9490 5 років тому +22

    “Damon! Towel! Knock!” “Caroline! No one cares! No!” Lmao 2:05

  • @ashiart6903
    @ashiart6903 3 роки тому +1

    I am "OBSESSED" with damon as in capital letters and quotes obsessed like have y all seen him do the eye thingy or better yet smerk like am ded

  • @idkkasiaa
    @idkkasiaa 6 років тому +8

    this was me,me,also me, ohhh this one was Stefan's oh wait no. Me lol that part got me dead

  • @aleesha2249
    @aleesha2249 3 роки тому +1

    "It came to me in a dream. u was naked. you would've loved it." that gets me EVERY TIME

  • @joshuav9299
    @joshuav9299 6 років тому +7

    I miss this show 😭😭😭😭🤧💔

  • @eshakapoor4805
    @eshakapoor4805 3 роки тому

    After vampire diaries ended i come to yt just for damon videos
    Ahhhh i miss him soo muchhhhhhh ❤️❤️❤️