The New Guardians #4 - Atop the Fourth Wall
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
- Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. In this episode, Linkara returns to that new spore of madness - The New Guardians!
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Title Card Art by Viga: / vigasartroom
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Originally released June 29th, 2021.
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION: Is that a giant robot at the door? Eh, just let someone else handle it.
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"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"People die if they are killed."
"Only if I die."
"...yes. That's what...killing you means."
Didn't that proverb come from the script of "The Godfather"?
"Just according to keikaku"
"'Keikaku' means 'Plan'"
"The Archer class sure is filled with archers!"
"...unless they find a writer who likes them enough to retcon their death away somehow or write a character that should have plot armor into a corner and can't simply do a rewrite."
"There is an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog...."
"I am the emissary of hell, SPIDERMAN!"
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"Why are you so upset? Is it because your father threw you off that cliff?"
Guessing that's from a Tekken game.
@@mattwo7 Yes, basically Heihachi threw Kazuya into a volcano, then 20 years later, he returned to recl...
Basically the story of Tekken, really.
@@williamhumes5249 Like the Smash Trailer's hinting, revenge is a never ending cycle. Thus Kazuya till this very day is still throwing people into Volcanos...
"MY COCAINE WILL CAUSE THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DEVIL AND THE RESTORATION OF THE GODS"
@@mattwo7 The Tekken anime movie, actually. Spoony did a review of it a looooooooong time ago.
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"But translated into English it sounds like: All your base are belong to us."
"There is an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!"
"There is an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog... DORO! MONSTA CARDO!"
"There is an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"Omae wa mou shindeiru."
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"Believe it!"
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"SNOWFLAME IS THE KING OF PARCHEESI!"
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"Pokemon aren't meant to Fight.. not like this..."
"NOT LIKE THISSSSSSSS!"
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"See you Space Cowboy."
“The goofy elements of the series are on their way out” This comic is about a group of Japanese businessmen who resort to using a giant death robot when their offer is rejected.
I mean, that's "normal comic book goofy" as opposed to the next level insanity of Snowflame...?
plsu the super heroes are seeking a cure for HIV, whch while a serious topic does seem a BIT out there for a superhero comic, especially sicne two of the people who may have it shouldnt possibly be infected
Um that just normal Japanese business culture? You should have seen the mech tetsuya Nomura user to get kingdom hearts off the ground.
Important Lesson: Never be rude to Japanese businessmen. They will send giant robots that may or may not be powered by a forsaken child after you.
Why did no one tell me Snowflame was back until now? This should have been front page news!
Everyone was too high to share the news. Snowflame really did a number on em
SSNOOOOWWWWFLAAAAAAAAME IS IMMUNE TO EXPLOSIONS!
@@sarafontanini7051 Hey, I’d believe it.
@@Mask0fFate
That or he's so high at this point, he's immune to pain.
@@RobinDJoker It was because Snowflame threw his own coming back party... In a castle... made of cocaine bricks... Also, there's no castle anymore... and Snowflame was last spotted vibrating so fast he entered the Speed Force... Yeah, we're not sure where he is anymore, but I'm sure the next coming back party will cause a Crisis event...
Snowflame says he faked his death, but what he means, was "in a coma for a while, woke up, realised people thought he was dead, and decided to celebrate the lack of attention by getting super high"
Also...Floro says enby/intersex rights. Someone make a pride flag edit of him.
“There’s an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog.”
“All according to keikaku.”
Translation note: keikaku means plan
And Baka means Idiot, which also means Harvest.
Gohan! Watch out for low kicks! Turtle, son!
Cell: "Then just say THAT."
All according to cake
Translation: cake means Keikaku
@@Tareltonlives Cell: "Then Just Say THAT."
There’s an old Japanese proverb Kilowog:
“Screw the rules! I have money!”
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"DINO BUCKLER!!"
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog".....
"I'M THE NINJA CONSULTANT OF THE DECEPTICIONS, NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHO I AM, LOOK OUT!!"
WHAT KIND OF IDEAR IS THAT?!
@@Tareltonlives That's a good ideer
Ancient Japanese proverbs,
"Get in the robot Shinji:
"But was me Dio!"
"you are already dead"
"This is no Zaku, boy. No Zaku."
"This isn't my Final Form."
"GRIFFiTH!"
"TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!"
"POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!"(This one has a few million different variations)
“Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!”
"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"
"TETSUOOOOOOO!"
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"ZA WARUDO!"
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"RUN!!! IT'S GODZILLA!!!"
@No Name Still, we should run like it is Godzilla!!!
"There's an old Japanese proverb..."
NANI???!!!
"There's a old Japanese proverb, Killowag..."
"I ask you to chant my name, Ultraman Zett!"
ULTRAMAN ZEEEEEEEEETT!!
A FELLOW ULTRAMAN FAN!!!
I love that comic creators liked Snowflame enough to bring him back.
Can’t help feeling that Linkara had something to do with that.
He would deny it like he denied him having to do with Deadpool bringing back brute force
It is a little odd if you think on it? that two for two on obscure characters coming back here's to Danny chase one day.
@@zimattack9994 That was his long game all along. ^_^
@@farmerproductions9869 To be fair to him, Snowflame also had a great series of fan comics going on. So it isn't as if Linkara was the only person out there expositing the glory of Snowflame and his cocaine powered majesty.
The fact that you can buy a Snowflame Lego style minifigure is just hilarious to me and yes of course I have one.
Floro is green, Kilowog feels blue
Omae wa mo shinderu
NANI?
💥
There’s an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog. “GOJIRAAAAA!”
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowogg..."
"Mondo cool!"
(That's right, boys - MONDO COOL!)
“There’s an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog…”
“If this is justice, then I’m a banana.”
Technically speaking in universe wouldn’t “but it was me dio!” Be a British phrase
but now I want Dio to pop in and fight random DC heroes
@@sarafontanini7051 Might be a little difficult considering he’s... Y’know... Dead.
@@TF2Fan101 and the DC universe is known for death being a minor inconvenience for people who are important to the plot, plus both DC and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure have dealt with multiple universes, it's entirely possible for the Justice League having to team up with the Jostars to fight Ultimate Lifeform DIO with The World Over Heaven Requiem
Technically Technically, it's Technically Kono Dio Da. That would make it a british phrase spoken in Japanese; making it bi-cultural
@@kdgmr97 technically, technically, technically, is it ever specifically said in universe that they’re speaking Japanese?
"There’s an old Japanese proverb killawog."
"Phone first."
"The thing even has guns in its knees."
Just like Boba Fett in the Mandalorian
"There's an old Japanese proverb..."
"How can you say you love someone if you won't eat their poop?"
“There’s an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog…”
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Or you know Snow Flame was high and has no idea how he survived, then made something up
well since we see the explosion from afar the idea COULD be he set up the explosion himself and hid himself to make everyone think he died after he was punched, so it would be a bit more of a spur of the moment deal but yeah they could've found a better explanation
@@sarafontanini7051 True but Snowflame being high as kite, does not remember how he survived, is COMPLETELY in character for him.
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"THE FUTURE IS BEST!"
There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog...
Team Rocket's blasting off again!
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"Okay, master! Let's kill da ho! BEEEEEEEEEETCH!"
"there's an old Japanese proverb, kilowog...:
"I'm gonna be hokage, ttebayo".
Soltron: Defender of the Universe
Or, for the Ratchet & Clank fans:
"Mr. Soltron is here to kill!"
Mr. Zirkon does not appreciate the comparison.
Snowflame returning in catwoman was actually a shock to me because I never thought In a million years they would bring that villain back.
Still kept his cocaine-infused powers too. Now I want to make a supervillain that gets his powers through coffee.
@@Gaia_BentosZX5 lol indeed and honestly I would be all for that because that would be really funny to see both Snowflame and this new villian empowered by Coffee to cause crime. :)
@@chilliciouspatrioticmeatlover lol 😂 indeed
@@Gaia_BentosZX5 That would a superhero though.
There there, Steve Englehart. In ten years you get to do AVENGERS: CELESTIAL QUEST and finally do the "Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!" ending you'd been trying to get to for decades.
wut?
> _There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..._
"Do you really think killing me would be enough to make me die" ?
"The toilet bowl will accept anything from me-he's my ideal partner" ?
"Babies are full of strong, fresh energy; babies will be our next target" ?
"If I get reincarnated, I wanna become a clam" ?
"Pornography can save the world" ?
"Boobs aren't fat-they're filled with men's hopes and dreams" ?
"Don't worry, mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you" ?
"You might've killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy" ?
You could probably use Google to find a million of these. This feels like the set-up for a Cards Against Humanity black card.
I really wonder what to all of these are.
The best old Japanese proverb is ‘You are already dead.’
Nani?
@@jrcarter9175
💥 💥💥
Three things:
1. Snowflame!!!
2. This title card is Viga's best, it's absolutely beautiful.
And 3. There's an old Japanese proverb:
"HENSHIN!"
Just to point out that no, Sun Tzu never said "keep your friends close and your enemies closer". He was more about large scale warfare, strategy, and tactics, not about diplomacy.
The line is most likely from Michael Corleone. Not sure if there's an actual historical origin of the phrase. Probably Machiavelli.
And if it is from Machiavelli, then the meaning has been twisted and taken out of context given the general assumptions made of the Prince by most English speakers.
I think Kilwog is kinda against sharing his technology. A couple of years earlier he helped develop the Rocket Red suits for the Soviet Union (he thought the Soviet Union was like his homeworld), but then became disillusioned with the reality of their government and soon regretted giving them that tech. Though this did introduce RR#4 Dimitri which joined the Justice League and he is a great character!
That's right! I almost forgot about that! That would be good writing if they incorporated that element into the story.
"There is an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"Guts Guts Getter Guts."
From his dialogue, I'm guessing Soltron was repurposed from an old Japanese salesman bot. One that kept shooting customers with its knee cannons whenever they said no.
This is your ultimate legacy, my friend: Reminding the world that as Sci Spy, Brute Force, and Snow Flame exist….and saving the world by reviewing Mr T stuff every year. That’s also important.
Seeing as we're all jumping on the bandwagon, here's mine:
An old Japanese proverb, Kilowog...
"This is no Zaku, boy. *NO ZAKU!*
I love Viga's Title Card for this Review. I'll admit that I've been mixed about her previous ones, but this one looks really good.
Soltron looks like a cross between G1 Shockwave and the Original Megazord to me.
"Next up is Harbinger."
Assuming direct control!
Soltron looks like an alternate version of Iron Man’s Hulkbuster armor.
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"Link Start!"
Kilowog never really struck me as tech savvy, this is an interesting take.
"I make hammers"
“There’s an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog.”
- "Sore wa dou kana?" A famous phrase spoken among the warriors of the card games
"...Snowflame is back!"
I swear there is so much random comic book stuff that's only come back because of Linkara. Sci-Spy, Brute Force, now the crazy guy who's coo-coo for cocaine
The old continuity was restored following Dark Nights: Death Metal
So they say. In practice, I think it's too soon to tell.
haven't finished the episode yet, but I really hope we get a snowflame psa in this episode
Eh, he'd just give a good Covid safety lecture until he gets to the part where you have to line your mask with cocaine.
'There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog....
....You're already dead...'
NANI?!
There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowag;
"It's over 9,000!"
Stupid westerners appropriating Japanese.
It's actually 'It's over 8000!' Get it right...
@@jordanloux3883 Well that's still a meme.
@@jordanloux3883 American, the european and latin country get the number right.
@@MrSafior Canadian, actually.
Somehow this issue is oddly fitting for Pride month. Thank you Linkara.
Especially since Extraño was in the June special.
There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog-
Get set to get decked!
... It loses something in the translation.
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."
(Click the Read More for a second round of this)
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"PERSONA!"
14:54 “Gotta admit, some of these design elements remind me of Optimal Optimus from Beast Wars.”
I’m now expecting this to be the next Generations Selects colors for a future Optimal Optimus toy.
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog...."
But it's not like I like Japanese proverbs or anything! Baka!
Kilowog pities the fools? That must mean a Mister T crossover is imminent!
7:29 at this point writers should just commit to Arisa's weird age and make her part of her character and have her in weird time travel related adventures
sometimes her mind spending decades somewhere else only to return to her younger body (like Five from Umbrella Academy), sometimes meeting versions from her from different points in the timelines (including one version of her child self or even baby self that somehow became SHAZAM!, with magic aging her up to adulthood in that timeline), and just have fun with the insanity. if you can't beat them, join them
"We have your wife!"
"Again? That is the third time this week!"
"But I'm not married!" "You are now: TO AMERICA!"
@@Tareltonlives Nooooooo!!!!!!
Actually, from what I can tell, DC decided to make literally EVERYTHING canon following Death Metal. I dun’o how that works either, but here we are, it ain’t just Doomsday Clock’s fault.
Sounds like an exuse so dc can just do what they want
@@matthewjones2095 I mean... you’re not wrong.
I like how happy Kilowog is in the title card.
"There is an Old Japanese proverb, Kilowog"
"CHAZZ IT UP"
Oh come now, are we *really* all going to post silly lines from Japanese media/memes we like?
…Yes, yes we are.
“There’s an old Japanese proverb, Killowog…”
“FULL POWER, TOTAL DESTRUCTION!”
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog..."
"A body has been discovered!"
Snowflame is back in the DCU and now the world is making sense again. Now all that's missing is for his minions to be Rock and Roll Clowns (who of course do cocaine) and we will have achieved Nirvana!
Wait rock and roll clowns. Batman worst fear come true.
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog"
"Mechagodzilla, beat Godzilla to death"
YAS!!! SNOW FLAME LIVES!!!
I guess only Squirrels are allowed in the Green Lantern House. Chipmunks will be disintegrated on sight!
Actually "keep your friends close and your ennemy closers" came from... the godfather 2...
There even a funny story about it in the commentary of Blade II who also took this quote.
Gods, learning that is up there with learning "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" is a Wrath of Khan quote and not _from_ somewhere.
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog...."
"Kido senshi GANDAMU! GANDAMU!"
Am I the only one that immediately thought of Fortress Maximus with Soltron's knee cannons?
*Edit* Also, as an old school Japanese toy fan that robot really is blatantly influenced by very common design elements from the seventies and eighties. It wasn't as common to see them in America, but Soltron would fit in perfectly alongside them.
*Edit Edit* Also, just because you have a self repairing robot doesn't mean you have every branch of the tech tree at the same level. Buying another technology you either skipped or haven't researched the path for is just efficient and can unlock related designs.
Its nice to see that Kilowog reacts the same way my dad did when Chipmunks or squirrels got too close to our house. Grab the biggest gun they have and prepare to teach the little varmints to 'never violate the perimeter'.~
4:37 "In the year -1,000,000,000, Japan might not have been here. In the year -40,000, it was here. And you could walk to it. And some people walked to it."
"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about keeping enemies closer than you do, pal, because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of enmity.
@@jlev1028 And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a zoo! Unless it’s a farm!
The art of war was actually required reading for both samurai and ninja considering that China and Japan have a big history of interacting.
So when Doja Cat said that she “shines like gloss” on the Birds of Prey sound track, this is what she was referring to?
Liked for "Get in the robot, Shinji."
1:28 Now Snowflame is going to be in the fourth season of Harley Quinn!
1:30 it’s sad that I consider this to be the best DC related thing I’ve heard in a long while.
"There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog
Kore de ii noda."
(figures I'd be the one to make a reference no one would possibly get)
“There’s an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog…”
This is all Decade’s fault
Time Zones sure are a kooky thing, there are folks commenting on the uploads at 5am or 3am, and I’m watching this freshly uploaded at 5pm.
I can’t even begin to talk about how I’m infinitely confused at DC’s continuity because of stuff like Doomsday Clock and Convergence.
Right? it's almost midday here. Time is great
The sun is just barely up here, but I've been up for a few hours already, I'm procrastinating actually doing anything productive.
"Japan is well-known for painting its robots red and orange, putting huge fins on their heads, and adding knee-blasters!"
...Literally NOTHING in that sentence was incorrect. lol
There’s an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog . . .
Just who the Hell do you think I am?
"-san" doesn't exactly mean "Mr." It's just a polite form of address for someone you don't know very well and/or in a professional setting.
Viga really brought it with the art today
1:40 Post infinite Frontier really where everyone somehow remembers each continuity so they can reference and remember anything pre or post new 52
Including anything pre-Crisis.
@@joshuaingobo1559 probably
There's an old Japanese proverb, Kilowog... Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum, you see.
No Snowflame during the review. Dang it, I wanted to know where he lives in your new house. 0 out of 10. Oh wait, you had a Sailor Moon reference at the end of the review, 5 out of 10.
lol.
You know, come to think of it, this makes me want to speculate where everyone actually sleeps in your new house because I'm weird like that. XD.
You and Vega obviously would have a room upstairs, Poyo and Eliza don't take up to much space so I imagine they have a shelf upstairs or in the basement to rest on, 90s Kid I'm guessing either sleeps in the basement either in a supply room, a laundry room or right on the couch you use for reviews, while Moiartian sleeps in his coffin for 11 months out of the year, which probably doesn't take up much space so he's probably just in a closet somewhere, which leaves Snowflame who probably also sleeps in a closet or the bathroom in the event he accidentally starts a fire while smoking his drugs, not that Snowflame himself would be smart enough to use the nearby water since we all know his views on fire safety:
"Always cover damaged electric cords with rugs or carpets. Fire's can't start if there not exposed to sunlight." LOL.
And Harvey, Doctor Linksano, Ninja Style Dancer, and Bone Button all have their own homes separate from your house, which is already crowded enough with seven people.
"With Arisia being introduced as a 13 year old, artificially aging herself with her ring to date Hal Jordan-"
Which makes seeing her in a skimpy nightgown really uncomfortable. Though sadly far from the first time DC or Marvel has had fanservice of an under-aged character.
DC's current approach to continuity seems to be that whatever you want to be canon is canon. For example, it's been recently established that Green Arrow and Speedy traveled back in time and joined the Seven Soldiers of Victory, straight up folding those old Seven Soldiers stories from the '40s back into continuity as they were originally presented. Over in the pages of Nightwing they basically went from ignoring Dick's time in the Blüdhaven PD in one arc to bringing it back in the next. There are other, better examples but those are the ones that come to mind.
Edit: Re-reading this post I noticed I wrote "you" when I meant *creators*, but honestly that's also kinda true. They do seem to leave it up to readers to pick and choose what they consider canon.
I mean, what other country would send a giant robot?
China, but it's the crappy knock off giant robot.
Also America, but that depends if Japan does giant robot trade