I was in a bank cashing a check. Guy walks in said he wanted money. The teller asked "Do you have an account?" . Him "No". Teller "Do you have check from here?" Him "No" My teller and I exchanged "Oh Chit!" looks, I grabbed my money, said to her "Good luck" and started walking to the door as he yelled "GIVE ME MONEY". I wanted to run so badly, but I just kept walking and acted as if I didn't hear him. I made it out the door, to my car, and just sat there. Too shocked to even call police. He came out a few minutes later, left and then the police arrived. Later that evening, my son's girlfriend, who worked at a gas station, called my son and said "there's this creepy guy here". I asked if he was wearing (gave description) It was him. What are the chances? He left before my son got there. They caught him later that night, robbing a different gas station. It's one of my favorite stories to tell. Not many people have been in a bank when it's getting robbed 😂
That’s called “making enough money after 20 years of 80-100 hour weeks in the tech sphere that you can go and play uke 3 hours a day with children and not worry about money” lol
"In a little Village - it will remain nameless" (Pause) *"Did you work for MI6?"* (Pause) Response: 😄*I used to work for The Foreign Office." 🤣That went so well!😁
I thought that Doctor was gonna say "fortunately Bruce walked by and said I should get in anyway so they let me in" and then Bruce would have remembered and much hilarity would have ensued. But the story was just a complete dud! Absolutely hilarious! 😆
My best guess of what happened with the doctor is that Graham flipped the chairs too soon for the first two stories on the red chair for a laugh and then the last story was the one the production team were hoping he didn't get to.
FYI, the last woman, Jenny, is what is know as a mosaic. She could have two separate sets of genetic information within her cells, if her absorbed twin was a fraternal twin. Now ask yourself, what if her fraternal twin was male? Clinically relevant embryonic mosaicism has been estimated at about 2.4%, which seems surprisingly high. This means, when it comes to issues of gender and sexuality, it is far more complicated than the binary thinking of many conservatives and religious types.
Astonishing news...I am the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE (JESUS). No one comes to the Father (GOD) except through Me. John 14:6 Jesus died on the cross for you. Believe and repent today!
Why did I assume the buttons would be side to side 😂
I did too!!
Me too! LOL!
Same here! Haha!
Me too!!
The bank robbery is the most British thing ever... "Yeah, she is held up at the bank, but what can we do? Might as well go home..." 😂😂😂
I was in a bank cashing a check.
Guy walks in said he wanted money.
The teller asked "Do you have an account?" .
Him "No".
Teller "Do you have check from here?"
Him "No"
My teller and I exchanged "Oh Chit!" looks, I grabbed my money, said to her "Good luck" and started walking to the door as he yelled "GIVE ME MONEY". I wanted to run so badly, but I just kept walking and acted as if I didn't hear him. I made it out the door, to my car, and just sat there. Too shocked to even call police. He came out a few minutes later, left and then the police arrived.
Later that evening, my son's girlfriend, who worked at a gas station, called my son and said "there's this creepy guy here". I asked if he was wearing (gave description) It was him. What are the chances? He left before my son got there.
They caught him later that night, robbing a different gas station.
It's one of my favorite stories to tell.
Not many people have been in a bank when it's getting robbed 😂
Graham: youre in general practice or a speciality?
Dude: i work in a hospital
Def not a doctor
Is anyone stuck in the never ending....
Nah! I'm kidding :)
7:37 sounds like he is Sean Bean's brother. XD
The woman who had two navels - for real!! Hahahaha
😂
I love the idea that the woman was leading a team of 350-400 in a big software company now teaches children the ukelele in a different country.
She looked happy. 👍
@@kasondaleigh exactly! :)
That was so wholesome! 🥺
America, America 🤣
That’s called “making enough money after 20 years of 80-100 hour weeks in the tech sphere that you can go and play uke 3 hours a day with children and not worry about money” lol
“Okay. It will remain nameless.” Possibly the most brilliant British response. 😂🙌
This is the most excited I’ve ever seen Graham get about a Big Red Chair story-he literally bounded out of his seat!
Right?!? Oh my gosh. 😂💯
"In a little Village - it will remain nameless" (Pause) *"Did you work for MI6?"* (Pause) Response: 😄*I used to work for The Foreign Office." 🤣That went so well!😁
For some reason I expected them to be next to each other horizontally
Me too. But, actually I expected the top one to be more apparent, because the way it is it looks like some surgery leftover.
@IPlayOneOnT.V. it does.
I expected them to be placed vertically. Like Gingy's gumdrop buttons 😅
I thought they were going to be diagonal like a 2 on a dice.
I expected them to be stacked, just closer together. lol
This show never disappoints!
Best talk show in the world, plus he gets top tier guests.
The big red chair can/should be it's own show.. 😊
0:44 🇺🇾 URUGUAY! I used to live 1 block away from the British Embassy in Montevideo. Can confirm it was always closed
I would definitely wanna go to a pub night with buttons gal! Great story! 😅
Probably one of the better round of Red chair stories I've heard in forever
Dr. Roger is either depressed or absolutely STONED.
lol I think your second option is bang on the money
Graham had me cracking up before the stories. 😂😂
The doctor cures insomnia at the hospital in London😀😴
"An upstairs & a downstairs" lol Graham
People experience things and got life stories that I can’t possibly imagine could happen, love it😂
"large software corporation in Seattle". You mean Microsoft.
Oh, you’ve got an upstairs and a downstairs!!! 😂😂😂
Why was I imagining her buttons to be side by side 😅 was surprised there was an upstairs and a downstairs 😂
Luv the red chair stories hilarious 😂
I think I'm more shocked that they are above and below rather than side by side
the shirt one!! 😂😂😂
"Sorry it's all I had"🤭🤣
@@rebelraccoon9018 😂
Jenny you are welcome to come back to New Zealand any time you like
Wow two bellybuttons 😮
Man, Roger may be the most reliable and serious doctor IN THE WORLD - but please never have him telling stories.....
I thought that Doctor was gonna say "fortunately Bruce walked by and said I should get in anyway so they let me in" and then Bruce would have remembered and much hilarity would have ensued. But the story was just a complete dud! Absolutely hilarious! 😆
I don't know, maybe it wasn't quite finished.
So-bad-it's-good sort.
My God, Fiona sounds exactly like a news presenter
Well... Who hasn't eaten their twin in the womb?
The bank robbery story sounds like something straight out of a Wes Anderson movie or Monty Python sketch.
My best guess of what happened with the doctor is that Graham flipped the chairs too soon for the first two stories on the red chair for a laugh and then the last story was the one the production team were hoping he didn't get to.
I want to see Matthew Goode in this show!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if there was more to the Springsteen story but the guy was just really slow at telling it.
Man these really were the best red chairs
Thank you so much for the out loud laughs (I startled myself!)! Superb shows🦋
That was her poor twin who got reincarnated as a Kiwi.😅
They are so far apart. I thought they,d be much closer
The twin was running away and Jenny barely caught her. Then ate her.
@@dougerrohmer omg 🤣🤣
Hilarious!
WHAT THA WHAT THA WHAT THA 😂😂😂
Good day! Could someone explain to me what warrants the storyteller being flipped down vs letting them stay upright?
If they think the story is good, they let them stay. If the story is boring or too gross, they flip them
You would be flipped definitely
@@user-iw4yl7fp9p if the story is good they get to meet the celebs?
@@natalyamartirosyan why so mean
@@xoxjelloxox it’s obviously a joke which is not understood in this thread. Definitely not a fir for the res chair.
FYI, the last woman, Jenny, is what is know as a mosaic. She could have two separate sets of genetic information within her cells, if her absorbed twin was a fraternal twin. Now ask yourself, what if her fraternal twin was male? Clinically relevant embryonic mosaicism has been estimated at about 2.4%, which seems surprisingly high. This means, when it comes to issues of gender and sexuality, it is far more complicated than the binary thinking of many conservatives and religious types.
It's far more complicated than the groups who insist on making a binary choice think.
"Show em the buttons" needs to become a catchphrase
Showed the buttons! Lol
graham Norton loveeeee
WOAHHHH 🤣
Maravilhoso exemplo do que deveria ser
Who else is stuck in the never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀
That is the best loop to be stuck in!
I HATE YOU, SPAMMER!
happens to me probably at least once a month tbh
@@eily_b you have issues. LOL. Who else is stuck in the never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀
I really like this show. Except when Graham prevents people from telling stories in the Red Chair. Shame on you Graham.
That wasn’t nice taking the **** out of the Irish lad, Graham, “fresh off the boat”😮
Astonishing news...I am the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE (JESUS). No one comes to the Father (GOD) except through Me. John 14:6 Jesus died on the cross for you. Believe and repent today!
You wouldn't last long in the red chair.
Sorry. Nothing to repent for.
Stop spamming for Jesus, cynthia.