Loved the Psycho guy at the police dungeon explaining how everything happened. People always hate on that scene from that movie but it's one of my favourites.
I love watching your stuff and listening to your stories, but this one is one of thee best you’ve ever done. Bloody brilliant Limmy, I loved it and the spare ribs story! I’m hooked 😂😆👍🏻
It's honestly fucking amazing how even with his pretty heavily Scottish speaking style, I as an American can relate to the cadence he gives his made up characters. When the mattress salesman is pitching the beds to the couple the accurate cliches had me dying haha.
Aaah! Nearly fooled me with that cheeky wee beer at the end!! But see l paid attention to your book ! There will be no pullage of wool over my eyes! 🐑 👀
I don’t know what to do about this app because it has been to the same place in my phone so much I don’t think I’ve been doing anything else for it so much that it is really kind a bit like it is really good but it doesn’t have to a load and it takes a lot to load but I wanna was a really nice app I would enjoy the app and I recommend this game for anyone to ever have it for free or just a free version or just like a few more free apps to get rid or so you don’t want it free and it’s not a free game it’s a really nice game to be free to get the money you get it and it’s a great game to get to your mind free of money or you get a good grasp on how you to play the games.
That honestly did not feel like half an hour...
Hahahaha imagine a doctor going “look at the state of ye”
8 grand for a mattress? Only Craig would buy something like this.
Well as the hard boiled detective explained, they were drugged even then! What a story.
You said yourself, ye cannae put a price on a good nights sleep
You think that's bad? Imagine paying $1800 for a pair a fuckin hearing aids!
I love how when Limmy laughs at himself during these it's almost always after he's pulled a silly face, 7:45 for example
I have to say that whenever I’ve had a shite day at work or whatever, Limmy is the one person who can make me feel good again
You should get the CBeebies Jackanory gig mate
Red Bull? I wouldnae put that muck in me veins.
lol, sooo close to being a happy ending for Craig, but no, you had to have him pull a man's face off his head in the last minute.
damnnn youuuu
why are you ruining it faeee
He thought he was the guy though
The American accent whilst smoking is remarkable
Its fucking legend m8
Great at voices I could listen to his American one aw day it's hilarious
Loved the Psycho guy at the police dungeon explaining how everything happened. People always hate on that scene from that movie but it's one of my favourites.
One of your best. Love this Limmy don't understand how this isn't the biggest thing ever
Nobody has patter like fictional improvised limmy characters
This is one of the best stories i've ever heard
I love watching your stuff and listening to your stories, but this one is one of thee best you’ve ever done. Bloody brilliant Limmy, I loved it and the spare ribs story! I’m hooked 😂😆👍🏻
It's honestly fucking amazing how even with his pretty heavily Scottish speaking style, I as an American can relate to the cadence he gives his made up characters. When the mattress salesman is pitching the beds to the couple the accurate cliches had me dying haha.
I already miss the grey shirt
What a story. And to think, it's all true.
This is almost exactly the same patter bloke in the bed shop gave me.
Well that escalated quick!
Fuken Craig, that's so him.
the greatest story ever told
Hahaha i loved these early twitch improvs
Didn't see that ending coming. It's a good one.
That was a very believable doctor character.
Limmy's eccy face is way too well-informed
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Aaah! Nearly fooled me with that cheeky wee beer at the end!!
But see l paid attention to your book ! There will be no pullage of wool over my eyes! 🐑 👀
Limmy's emotional breakdown face is gre't, man.
14:52 "LOOk" gets me every time
Limmy it’s me it’s yer maw
Ye wanna be a hero aye?!
If you knew better youd see how disrespectful that comment is
Another story which just went...fucking...CRAZY!!! 🤣🤣
the police chief - ladies and gentlemen ...you have been...doooooped.
I’ve watched about 10 of these in the past couple of days, what’s wrong with me.
Poor Craig, you could tell he didnae like that.
Did Dee dee jump into bed at 10:10?
Spec-fuckin-tacular.
Oh good, god/jesus let Craig and Mary have another go at it. What happened to their daughter?
I can mind buying a mattress and strapping it onto a roof-rack on the way back home to Partick. Try sleeping with that on the top of your car.
5:58 hahahaha!
An honest mistake.
Jacqueline mccafferty should have set about the salesman way chocolate choux ezz
Heroin darts haha
8 grand fur a springy mattress !?
Thanks
Nae alarm... Nae alarm....
feels like limmy actually did buy a mattress for 8 grand hahaha
Police dungeon
I fukin love limmy x
😉 cos it's fae the show.
How does he do it???
thas'thae idea
my fav one
like the top, i like the brand
New togs
Wauter!
Heroin darts 😆😆
Where's that wonderful accent gone Limmy, you been living in Winsor for 10 years lol?
But who's the guy ?
The salesman
5:01 - 5:15 😉
Craig
5:41
30 minutes......NAWWWW !!!!!!
I don’t know what to do about this app because it has been to the same place in my phone so much I don’t think I’ve been doing anything else for it so much that it is really kind a bit like it is really good but it doesn’t have to a load and it takes a lot to load but I wanna was a really nice app I would enjoy the app and I recommend this game for anyone to ever have it for free or just a free version or just like a few more free apps to get rid or so you don’t want it free and it’s not a free game it’s a really nice game to be free to get the money you get it and it’s a great game to get to your mind free of money or you get a good grasp on how you to play the games.
i really hope you start taking medication
J
Tane a joke too far pal people's lives are being ruined over this.
Too long. Way too long. Vines succeeded for a reason.
Fuck yourself you dead lightbulb
Ian Parker you are wrong
@@UltraBeats1 oooh
Yeah, 'cos they were for ADD kiddywinks. I hope you don't have kids, or kids that want a bedtime story at least, because 6 seconds won't cut it.
Takes one to know one. I'm not the guy rolling around pissing and moaning that a story is too long.