One day, when I was about 12, it was the day back from half term. I remember I got up and walked to school, but I found the gates shut. I called my Mum to ask what was goin on, and she told me it was teacher training day after looking it up online. I was like fair enough, and walked home. Made myself some lunch, played some video games. The next day my Mum was irate. She told me I'd missed school and that she'd got a phone call about my non-attendance. I tried to tell her that she herself had told me it was a td day, but she had no recollection. She thought I was lying. I checked my phone, I hadn't called my mother the previous day. I checked with my friends at school, they said the gates weren't ever locked and that they entered school around the same time I got there. I apologized to my mum, didn't argue because I knew she'd think I was mad. Just kept it quiet. Shits you up man.
you never went to school you accidentally went to an industrial estate and ended up outside some joinery building, and it was me you called and i told you it was a training day as a laugh
Immediate plot twist.....the guy is called James and not Craig.
_you’re_ craig
The guy on the news was Craig.
@@impwolf You're a toilet.
you must be roastin in there limmy
hes doonstairs
@@ib7566 no don't tell me they're making him go out as well
I love how much of Limmys streams are fannying about with settings 😄
in south korea. many people like your show. keep it up! haha
That is class hahaha
16:30 A master-class in audience interaction.
One day, when I was about 12, it was the day back from half term. I remember I got up and walked to school, but I found the gates shut. I called my Mum to ask what was goin on, and she told me it was teacher training day after looking it up online. I was like fair enough, and walked home. Made myself some lunch, played some video games. The next day my Mum was irate. She told me I'd missed school and that she'd got a phone call about my non-attendance. I tried to tell her that she herself had told me it was a td day, but she had no recollection. She thought I was lying. I checked my phone, I hadn't called my mother the previous day. I checked with my friends at school, they said the gates weren't ever locked and that they entered school around the same time I got there. I apologized to my mum, didn't argue because I knew she'd think I was mad. Just kept it quiet. Shits you up man.
your guardian angel must have been protecting you from some bullying or contagious disease that day
Thats mental!! great story to tell though!
Glitch in the matrix 🥰
you never went to school you accidentally went to an industrial estate and ended up outside some joinery building, and it was me you called and i told you it was a training day as a laugh
the best lies are the ones you believe fully
the fire sounds like yer pishing hahhaha
He is, there's no sound effects
Brian 'Gis a wee second' Limmond.
Revisiting these classics to help me get to sleep on 2024.
same
Same. Such a shame how far he's fallen since these heady days.
I blame 1030.
For obvious reasons.
I think the fire sound adds to the storytelling, feels like it’s a man going fucking bananas in a cabin.
This story is a new Christmas Classic. See David Walliams and Sheridan Smith star in the BBC adaptation Christmas Day 2019.
19:21 That sneeze was actually the guy being allergic to nuts, because the lady had some sub-atomic traces on her.
The best actor of his generation.
oh my god the "Limmy, how are you" bit. brilliant
28:00 top tier production
10/10 immersion
the best ASMR available
James Craig built the New Town in Edinburgh, people think Edinburgh is a nob toon, but they actually import most of their nobs.
Boom tish pffffffft that fuckin accent man
There was a guy named crai.. JAMES? Blasphemy
rip benny harvey
miss ya big man, gone but not forgotten
@@xXKirkSoloXx I only just heard the news.
DEVASTATED.
"Am no that whay"
I hope you're well mate. I wish you all the peace and joy and love in the universe. Have a great Christmas and know that you are loved. 👍🎅✌️
he knew he was in the right place
A muffit o tea
zuperduperboi A round of drinks
A pint o milk
A kilogram o feathers
A fuckinnnnnnnn....... dunno
Limmy, have you seen the subtitles for this video? so funny.
this was legitimately scary
Oh wow Farfa.
Nice to see scottish creators supporting eachother, love his yugioh stuff sometimes.
found it harder be immersed in this one compared to the roast chicken o
James? What fucking heresy is this???
Better story than the whole last series of Doctor Who. Get writing for it 😂
Talk about "damning with faint praise".
This was filmed at the back of Arden shops. true story
Evening Brian, enjoyed the video, really funny pal. Take care and best wishes for a good Christmas pal. Thanks
WITH YOUR FRENS
Fuckin ell, nearly sent me back down the rabbit hole there Limmy.
Take a look at some old Twilight Zone episodes Limmy, if u aint already, that will give ye some new ideas. CHAMBARA!
I hope limmy sees this masterclass, and how good he used to be before he gave up.
Somewhat reminiscent of Sapphire and Steel, in a wee way
God I love this bastard
Limmy are you on a Permo ?
love u brian
Classic Limmy gold
Mate will you ever do skits again?
who the fuck is james
just a pint of milk haha
hello from wales my scots friends
Fucking love you limmy 😂😂😂
Fucking maniac. Love him.
disturbing
Naethin better than a Limmy story when ye ur high as fuck an jist got haem from the club! Got a face like dee dee listin te this!
Is that a real fireplace?
yes.
Yeah he’s in a pizza oven
Nate The Great oooo aye :)
great content
19:26 gesundheit
10/10
LIAR! 😡
Fucking hell limmy how many times you need to stop the story
Stopped watching as soon as I heard the character wasn't called Craig. Bad storytelling.
Waah, pur waah
You would do that to know you were in the right place. Great story Brian - ma man!
Turned off when he wasn't called Craig
Audio in this was too much to bear
hi limmy great vid but i see you had no dislikes so i dislike
don't want it going to his head innit
K pal
@@xXKirkSoloXx limmy superfan? get a job
26:34
Limmy.... bring back your characters and watch your views skyrocket.
Ashley Cowie his evolution is kinda shite
First