[YTP] Brett Kavanaugh Likes Beer

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024

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  • @AlecGirman
    @AlecGirman 6 років тому +571

    "Unfortunately I dropped beer all over the statement"

    • @pov_music
      @pov_music 3 роки тому +4

      Hate it when that happens.

  • @bluedemon7723
    @bluedemon7723 6 років тому +242

    "beer is who I am" now that's motivational

  • @michaelsaenz380
    @michaelsaenz380 6 років тому +251

    "We talked about...sexually assaulting girls, which I gladly do"
    my sides!

    • @michaelheeheejackson7255
      @michaelheeheejackson7255 4 роки тому +10

      Cardboard Cape No, women dont usually record themselves being raped or molested

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 4 роки тому +1

      @Cardboard Cape That was by no means a gotcha.

    • @likira111
      @likira111 4 роки тому +4

      @@michaelheeheejackson7255 Neither do most crime victims but we still require evidence.

    • @ShadowSneakerJ11
      @ShadowSneakerJ11 4 роки тому

      @Cardboard Cape Its a direct quote from this video.

  • @seafoxx777
    @seafoxx777 6 років тому +397

    Kavanaugh’s liver disliked this video.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 6 років тому +1

      NO, it liked the beer which he drank.
      Only beer is relevant Vixxey.

    • @ellenorbjornsdottir1166
      @ellenorbjornsdottir1166 6 років тому +1

      so did mine and i don't drink

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 6 років тому

      Ellenor Malik
      So you disliked the video, why?

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 6 років тому +449

    But there's one question I still have.
    Did he drink beer?

    • @jubilantsleep
      @jubilantsleep 6 років тому +32

      He drank beer. He likes beer. He drank millions of beer with his friends as they talked about sexually assaulting girls which they gladly do.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 6 років тому +27

      We'll never know, since he spilled beer all over his statement.

    • @erikkozlowski5098
      @erikkozlowski5098 6 років тому +4

      It's a mystery to this day.

    • @thekornreeper
      @thekornreeper 5 років тому +4

      He did it, bare beer handed

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 років тому +2

      No

  • @t.j.gregson
    @t.j.gregson 6 років тому +349

    Just when you think the last YTP was the best....hold my beer.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 6 років тому +13

      TJ Gregson
      (Gives it to Kavanaugh instead)

  • @cs188
    @cs188 6 років тому +448

    We drank beeb knard eW

    • @beng9906
      @beng9906 6 років тому +24

      STOP the political circus

    • @RedFortress
      @RedFortress 6 років тому +25

      Cs188, what the actual fuck?

    • @imperatorvult
      @imperatorvult 6 років тому +19

      a wild cs188 appears

    • @TheMinersMinors
      @TheMinersMinors 5 років тому +7

      cs188 are you okay friendo? Too much beer?

    • @imperatorvult
      @imperatorvult 5 років тому +11

      @@TheMinersMinors Hey. He likes beer. Him and his friends drank beers. They liked beer. They still like beer.

  • @statesk8r
    @statesk8r 6 років тому +146

    "We mean no willwill... I love you senator Klobuchar "

    • @маркзельдин
      @маркзельдин 5 років тому +3

      Cloudbootjar

    • @HeroesNights
      @HeroesNights 4 роки тому +10

      I love the ending where he goes from being angry drunk straight into being friendly drunk

  • @ethanthompson1097
    @ethanthompson1097 6 років тому +113

    Drunk Kavanaugh is great

  • @spyr0guy
    @spyr0guy 6 років тому +56

    Stay tuned for the sequel, "Brett Kavanaugh Gets Teary-Eyed over the Concept of Calendars"

  • @burntsn0w
    @burntsn0w 6 років тому +84

    You guys think he likes beer?

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 6 років тому +65

    Unedited

    • @beng9906
      @beng9906 6 років тому +3

      "You raped Christy all she wanted--and that was great!"
      -Buster Balz, 2014

    • @blatheringblathers347
      @blatheringblathers347 5 років тому +4

      noisepuppet, where have you been? Busy lately?

  • @jimmy_5200
    @jimmy_5200 6 років тому +29

    mr chairman... thank u for allowing me to make statement, i wrote it myself, ..unfortunately i dropped beer all over the statement

  • @alicesmith5361
    @alicesmith5361 6 років тому +181

    This whole affair is deeply unsettling, thanks for making it even more laughable.

  • @jadinrosh7112
    @jadinrosh7112 6 років тому +103

    Brought to you by Budweiser.

  • @rickysphilosofy5984
    @rickysphilosofy5984 6 років тому +45

    kavanaugh could have been Duffman in a live action simpson's movie had he not chosen the path of darkness

  • @cross403
    @cross403 6 років тому +88

    God bless you, Citizen Brain

  • @MrAwesomedude808
    @MrAwesomedude808 6 років тому +18

    0:55 pay attention to the bald guy with the beard bobbing his head.

    • @Nautiluss
      @Nautiluss 4 роки тому +1

      A 1.. a 2.. a 3...

  • @ducknamedstella3549
    @ducknamedstella3549 5 років тому +5

    "I LOVE YOU, SARAH KLOBUCHAR"

  • @MrKinglydude
    @MrKinglydude 5 років тому +3

    "We drank MILLIONS of beers"

  • @Moderphoker
    @Moderphoker 6 років тому +4

    ”Fuck you” - Brett Kavanaugh 2018

  • @ceilingeye
    @ceilingeye 4 роки тому +3

    Prosecutor: “did you sexually assault her?”
    Kavanaugh: “i LiKe BeEr”

  • @Hard-Boiled-Bollock
    @Hard-Boiled-Bollock 6 років тому +11

    Brett Kavanaugh is a true Irishman

  • @Hard-Boiled-Bollock
    @Hard-Boiled-Bollock 5 років тому +7

    You sir, The Citizen Brain are in the process of becoming one of the great YTPers if you carry on like this

  • @JustaCastle
    @JustaCastle 6 років тому +32

    At least a thousand people died because of a tsunami in Indonesia today. Just wanted to remind my fellow Earthlings about this tragedy.

    • @statesk8r
      @statesk8r 6 років тому +17

      All the liquid that caused the Tsunami was Brett and his college buddies peeing out all the beer they drank

  • @jubilantsleep
    @jubilantsleep 6 років тому +15

    I was so looking forward to this video.
    You never disappoint.

  • @tompeled6193
    @tompeled6193 4 роки тому +5

    0:00
    Woman: Did you consume alcohol during your high school years?
    Kavanaugh: Yes we drank beer. Yes we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer and weed; yeah, we drank beer and I said, "Sometimes... sometimes we drank beer but in any event we drank beer and..."
    Woman: What do you...?
    Kavanaugh: We drank beer; we liked beer.
    Woman: During the time in high school when you would be drinking, did anyone ever drink beer?
    0:24 Kavanaugh: We drank beer; I drank beer with my friends. We drank millions of beers. I liked beer. I still like beer; beer is who I am. When I was in town, I spent much of my time drinking beer, working out, or hanging out and having some beers with friends as we talked about life and football and school and sexually assaulting girls, which I gladly do.
    0:50 Mr. Graham/Hatch: His integrity is absolutely unquestioned; he is the very circumspect in his personal conduct, harbors no biases or prejudices.
    Kavanaugh: Mr. Chairman, thank you for allowing me to make my statement. I wrote it myself. Unfortunately, I dropped beer all over the statement.
    1:18
    Ms. Klobuchar: So you're saying there's never been a case where you drank so much that you didn't remember what happened the of what happened?
    Kavanaugh: I do not remember
    Ms. Klobuchar: You, that's not happened. Is that your answer?
    1:32 Kavanaugh: Fuck you. Sorry I did that, this is... I'm sorry about that. So sorry to her! We mean... we mean no ill will.
    Now I love you, Senator Klobuchar.

  • @gonefishing6337
    @gonefishing6337 6 років тому +32

    Oh my God, this is too funny!

  • @kirkmoore4515
    @kirkmoore4515 6 років тому +7

    FUN FACT!: Former Idaho politician Larry Craig taught Brett Kavanaugh the proper "wide stance" to make boofing easier and more efficient. "Hey, Squege, pass me that bottle of Jack!"

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche 5 років тому +2

    It's not water! It's Vodka! Under the Russian Influence. LOL

  • @underdoggo929
    @underdoggo929 6 років тому +6

    Covfefe is the perfect remedy for a beer hangover

  • @therussiangovernment8510
    @therussiangovernment8510 6 років тому +5

    I would of pissed my self if he said he and his friends talked about beer

  • @RandolfRichardson
    @RandolfRichardson 6 років тому +11

    Is there a part 2 to this? Or did someone spill beer all over it?

  • @Liam-Carlson
    @Liam-Carlson 6 років тому +48

    Brett “Beer” Kavanugh
    #standwithkavanugh

    • @AshuraH
      @AshuraH 6 років тому +29

      #kegstandwithkavanaugh

  • @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee
    @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee 5 років тому +4

    Beer is who I am

  • @onyx8231
    @onyx8231 6 років тому +11

    To say that is thiszz iszzz hella hilarioariouariouss would be an understatement. And unfortunately I spilled beer all over that statement. 😂 Ha Ha Ha! Bottoms up!🤢

    • @trollanonymously2434
      @trollanonymously2434 4 роки тому +1

      Oh wow, a social distancing proponent way before it was cool, bravo Sam!

  • @coreydeluna5258
    @coreydeluna5258 6 років тому +1

    I couldn't wait for people to start making these, THANK YOU!!!

  • @wagman68
    @wagman68 3 роки тому +2

    The part where he drank water should have been a can of Heineken or something, missed opportunities man...

  • @blakjak8731
    @blakjak8731 6 років тому +9

    Beer

  • @cantalo_pe
    @cantalo_pe 2 роки тому +3

    beer

  • @prankzeg9840
    @prankzeg9840 6 років тому +3

    Holy fucking shit, this is a masterpiece. I've seen a lot of great YTP's but this one is stunning. Bravo

  • @danisawesome4214
    @danisawesome4214 3 роки тому +1

    I keep coming back to this 😂

  • @987computer
    @987computer 6 років тому +1

    He's drunken 47,000,000 cans of beer almost his whole life!!!

  • @TroyKnight12
    @TroyKnight12 Рік тому +1

    Can’t believe he doesn’t drink beer…

  • @mrpeachie
    @mrpeachie Рік тому

    I've been watching this constantly for the past 4 years. It lives rent free in my head. Fantastic work man

  • @ShanerTheGrey
    @ShanerTheGrey 6 років тому +1

    "Wheeee mEAn No ill WiLL"

  • @snookysnax
    @snookysnax 6 років тому +1

    Beer will never let a man down, it also will never falsely accuse him of rape, or almost rape, or imagined rape, or mis-identified rape. Good beer, bad woman.

  • @nate2137
    @nate2137 6 років тому +13

    Can we get a 8 minute video on the hearing

  • @CommanderCrustacean
    @CommanderCrustacean 6 років тому +2

    We bank dreer

  • @kangjiahuang9928
    @kangjiahuang9928 3 роки тому +2

    Things kinda get weird if you replace every "beer" with "beard"

  • @ERRandDEL
    @ERRandDEL 5 років тому +2

    Shoutout to headbanging v-sauce in the background.

  • @blakjak8731
    @blakjak8731 6 років тому +3

    #5 search result for ytp! Congratulations!

  • @cosmobane6995
    @cosmobane6995 6 років тому +2

    Drinking beers with beers

  • @maxblechman2665
    @maxblechman2665 6 років тому +12

    0:39

  • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
    @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 6 років тому +1

    I was just saying Brett sounded like a UA-cam Poop when he was talking about beer...

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 6 років тому +6

    *very cool!*

  • @Bet_Bones
    @Bet_Bones 6 років тому +2

    Kavanaugh and Ford get heavily inebriated and play pinball YTP

  • @judgesaturn507
    @judgesaturn507 3 роки тому +2

    You should have edited his glass of water.

  • @chaoticchris8924
    @chaoticchris8924 6 років тому +3

    0:39 Ah, the memories.

  • @E.Humperdinck
    @E.Humperdinck 6 років тому +1

    Fuck yes! I missed you comrade Brain.

  • @jacques4703
    @jacques4703 6 років тому +3

    quintessential boomer
    *SIPS*

  • @aelius3805
    @aelius3805 4 роки тому

    His power level is linked to how much beer he drinks.

  • @MorimotoYTP
    @MorimotoYTP 6 років тому +3

    I expected you would make a YTP on it. This is quality stuff.

  • @Cacowninja
    @Cacowninja 6 років тому +3

    CLICKBAIT! He wasn't drinking two big kegs of beer like in the thumbnail.
    I'm going to drink my sorrows away because of this with beer...
    You know the kind that SHOULD'VE been in the thumbnail.
    jk.

  • @matthewcornish3086
    @matthewcornish3086 5 років тому +1

    having some beeeers!

  • @CadeVonWilkens3117
    @CadeVonWilkens3117 6 років тому +1

    So Beer then?

  • @sdgdhpmbp
    @sdgdhpmbp 6 років тому +3

    *I L O V E Y O U*

  • @Guercinator
    @Guercinator 5 років тому

    Beer is who I am!

  • @WasatchGarandMan
    @WasatchGarandMan 6 років тому +1

    *I LIKE BEER* *I LIKE BEER* *I LIKE BEER* *I LIKE BEER* *I LIKE BEER* I cracked open a whole pack of Cold ones just for my Boy Brett. 100% Baste & Redpilled

  • @theuscivicsnerd7070
    @theuscivicsnerd7070 6 років тому +2

    Where is the YTP? All I saw was the actual Committee proceedings.

  • @papastalin1736
    @papastalin1736 4 роки тому

    Klobuchar: Hi I’m running for president Me: 1:32

  • @ChrisTheCringe
    @ChrisTheCringe 6 років тому

    Should've made him drink beer

  • @CrimeMinister1
    @CrimeMinister1 6 років тому +1

    33 people can't handle their beer

  • @rsettle
    @rsettle 6 років тому

    I'll come back later when beerman gets confirmed

  • @Cnw8701
    @Cnw8701 6 років тому +1

    Make Drunk Driving Legal Again! #MDDLA

  • @Hard-Boiled-Bollock
    @Hard-Boiled-Bollock 5 років тому +2

    How the hell is this guy still only at 15k subscribers?

  • @erikk77
    @erikk77 3 роки тому

    You are what you drink... BEER.

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank 6 років тому

    Completely innocent

  • @bassi7785
    @bassi7785 5 років тому +1

    0:54 That Dude Is Flippin Out In The Backround Lol

  • @remyt.v6979
    @remyt.v6979 5 років тому +1

    Beer is who I am!!!

  • @johnsinth8261
    @johnsinth8261 5 років тому

    BEER IS MY LIFE

  • @Chunkboi
    @Chunkboi 6 років тому

    This guy is clearly in the pocket of big lager.

  • @seanreviews6054
    @seanreviews6054 6 років тому

    i drank beer

  • @Itsjimmay
    @Itsjimmay 6 років тому

    Beer is love. Beer is life.

  • @dragooncroft
    @dragooncroft 6 років тому +1

    That was quick lol

  • @maxcarroll9487
    @maxcarroll9487 6 років тому

    Brent Kavanaugh talks about beer like Donald Trump talks about China.

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 4 роки тому

    0:57 Lol the bald man just dancing in the background

  • @VCYT
    @VCYT 6 років тому

    I'll drink to that !

  • @ghostlywinds5334
    @ghostlywinds5334 6 років тому

    World's biggest alcoholic here and my god lol

  • @emPtysp4ce
    @emPtysp4ce 6 років тому

    I've been looking forward to this.

  • @rodochrous
    @rodochrous 6 років тому +4

    America won today - Congratulations to the Honorable Judge Kavanaugh!

  • @Nautiluss
    @Nautiluss 4 роки тому

    _I WROTE IT MYSELF!_

  • @royalfoil5413
    @royalfoil5413 6 років тому

    These beer jokes are driving me nuts!

  • @thatoneguycommented3686
    @thatoneguycommented3686 6 років тому +1

    You work fast.

  • @NonstickSQYD
    @NonstickSQYD 5 років тому +1

    This made me laugh so fuckin hard thank you I love your channel

  • @Sara-vn2kz
    @Sara-vn2kz 6 років тому +6

    I don't know whether to give this a thumbs up or thumbs down. It's funny, but it's SO disrespectful.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 років тому +8

      Sara I know. Kavanaugh is a stain on the good name of beer.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 років тому +2

      Shlomo Silverblatt Trump won. America lost. Deal with it.
      And If I put lead in my bloodstream I’d still have more cognitive capacity than you.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 років тому +1

      Shlomo Silverblatt now now, you should know better than to project your faults onto others. And stating facts isn’t a “smear campaign.” But at the same time, I’m not surprised. Trumptards like you eschew facts, evidence, logic, reason, and critical thinking in favor of fabrication, unfounded allegations, conflations, libel/insult/slander, projecting Trump’s (and your own) faults onto others, and willful ignorance. Thank you for providing another textbook example. You may go now.

    • @gjkfhjkgjhkfgjydhjdltfu3096
      @gjkfhjkgjhkfgjydhjdltfu3096 5 років тому +1

      Well, I guess someones account got deleted.

  • @eb1247
    @eb1247 5 років тому

    Millions of beers? Nice edit

  • @jackmarrowmapping1176
    @jackmarrowmapping1176 6 років тому

    xD Never get old, Citizen Brain. Never get old.

  • @littleblueriolu9093
    @littleblueriolu9093 6 років тому

    Beer is who I am.

  • @bankbucket2616
    @bankbucket2616 4 роки тому

    0:40 just regular old things lol