hmm... Do you mind if I add a night mode here? "Was I just dreaming or someone broke into my apartment and now is silent in the corner waiting for me to fall asleep?"
I like to believe that one day aliens will stumble upon our comment sections and are horrified by how easily we were seemingly murdered by comedy yet apparently were able to resurrect to talk about it. 😆 "Zort, you don't understand. Humans where Grakin hardcore! They could kill with jokes alone! And could ressurect near instantly just to laugh off what struck them down!"
@@jakejohnson9421 You make an extremely good point. It would be a bit of a problem if they ask us to teach them the ways of resurrection only to find out it was figurative.
Daniel Dennis Talent fairy Brain Hands Eyes Staan King Hoodie guy Grandpa thrasher Squire Teacher Possessed Daniel Fader Business Daniel Vibing Daniel Cloned Daniel Esophagus Stomach Imagination Melody Edit: the hard work fairy Is that it? I hope so.
@@abbynichols194 You missed a few. I'm not saying which ones because I'm an evil SOB, but I'm saying you missed a few. YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP!
Did anyone else just notice the whiteboard: “Kill 2 birds with 2 stones” “Stones are free” “Birds are useless “ “Fun fact: Wind kills the birds. *Don’t tell the birds this*
I feel at this point, Audible doesn't sponsor Daniel for advertising, they sponsor him to watch his incredible sketches and to see him make balloon animals.
Guy at the matress store: "sir we are about to clo--" Daniel: "Is that a massage button" ((Also that sounded like a true reaction to find a massage button XD))
I feel like he has been living his life and in the middle of filming this he was like "wait a MASSAGE BUTTON" and then just left it in cos it was cool that way lol
Daniel I have a video idea for you, it's called “When you're playing one song then start playing a different song” I don't know if it's just me, but whenever I do a certain melody that sounds like a different song, I automatically start playing that song.
@Umbrella Corporation You are wrong too, there is no void of darkness after death, there is literally nothing after death. It's like you're sleeping, but without dreaming, brain activity and a pulse. It's pretty peaceful if you think about it. Just... as if you weren't there in the first place.
The fact that the brain’s board says “Kill two birds with two stones because stones are free and birds are useless” and “Think about Mara Wilson” is hilarious.
Those first two seconds are my cousin's alarm, actually. I've never used it myself, but during the two weeks I stayed with her, I became well acquainted with that- that infernal-- _sound._ I, myself, use an old digital alarm clock that belonged to my grandma. It's over a decade old now.
This is basically my brain except when I'm trying to go to sleep. *"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST. ETERNAL OBLIVION. EVERYTHING YOU ARE WILL BECOME NOTHING AND YOU WILL **_NEVER COME BACK_** AND EVERY MOMENT BRINGS YOU A MOMENT CLOSER TO INEVITABLE NOTHINGNESS."*
One: That’s a fancy bed. Two: My brain’s adrenaline button got smashed so hard that it doesn’t work anymore. It’s just idle anxiety, waiting for deadlines to pass so I don’t have to worry about them anymore. It’s not fun. Not healthy. Three: Nice Balloon.
@@sarahburckle9441 hoho boi, this is literally whats happening right now with me and I am 100% accepting it. It's 3 am and I no longer give a shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhitake mushroom. :)
"Look at my legs... just floating." Since he can control the air around his legs to make them float, does this mean that Daniel controls the wind that kills all the birds??
Ah yes, the two morning moods:
- Too tired to function
- Full blown existential crisis
Pretty much
hmm... Do you mind if I add a night mode here?
"Was I just dreaming or someone broke into my apartment and now is silent in the corner waiting for me to fall asleep?"
Just missing the adrenalin induced panic wake up followed by just thinking "eh, that was too exausting, i think i don't get out of bed yet"
ik this is gonna sound like a basic thing to say but honestly this is my entire day
@@TacseraEpSekahs I get that feeling. Then I think: "Eh, f*ck it, what's he gonna steal lmao", and go back to sleep.
y’all like my shirt? 👀 because uh...
got a lil announcement coming up
Oh cool. Bet the king doesn't like it
I'm replay
No
joke
👀👀👀👀 nice shirt there buddy
I thought he was gonna press the button and it was gonna be-
yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yippity yiiip
I thought he peep himself
dang it u got that song stuck in my mind
I’m afraid you’re . . . . . missing 2 yips
Same
rly had to do that huh
"I'M GONNA DIE SOMEDAY!"
"That is true, that is factually correct"
That killed me XD
...Read More
What you do lol I can’t read more!
I like to believe that one day aliens will stumble upon our comment sections and are horrified by how easily we were seemingly murdered by comedy yet apparently were able to resurrect to talk about it. 😆
"Zort, you don't understand. Humans where Grakin hardcore! They could kill with jokes alone! And could ressurect near instantly just to laugh off what struck them down!"
@@jakejohnson9421 You make an extremely good point.
It would be a bit of a problem if they ask us to teach them the ways of resurrection only to find out it was figurative.
Mood
Alternate tittle: Daniel flexes his bed while his brain yells at him
Yesss
Exactly
its one dope ass bed
@@someguywithatophat7599 frfr
I thought this was going to be a giant bed add. What a lost opportunity.
2 seconds in and I got ptsd
Ha same
Literally thought I was the only one in the world who had ptsd from this. Not only is that my exact alarm but all alarms do the same and it hurts.
All I can think of is.... jschlatt causing natural disasters
No song? IT AIN'T FAMILIA!!
Petition to make his "The Most Beautiful Sound" song a full version!!
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Rise and shine. The exact words that send fear through my veins as that is what I heard every morning on a school day
I just looked in the background
“kill 2 birds with 2 stones”
“Why?”
A. Stones are free
B. Birds are useless
Lmao
same idk lol
A sparrow doesn't fall from the sky with out God knowing
@@marleerose5335 This is true
I choose c
Which is both
That’s EXACTLY what I saw as well. I thought it was just me who noticed it XD
We need a guide to all the characters this guy has created.
Daniel
Dennis
Talent fairy
Brain
Hands
Eyes
Staan
King
Hoodie guy
Grandpa thrasher
Squire
Teacher
Possessed Daniel
Fader
Business Daniel
Vibing Daniel
Cloned Daniel
Esophagus
Stomach
Imagination
Melody
Edit: the hard work fairy
Is that it? I hope so.
@@abbynichols194 You missed a few. I'm not saying which ones because I'm an evil SOB, but I'm saying you missed a few. YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP!
@@slavthesage5661 okay! Those are just all the ones I could get, so it’s understandable that I would miss a few.
Thanks for letting me know!
:)
@@abbynichols194 the hard work fairy
@@abbynichols194 uncle kev
This Daniel with no piano *ain't familiaah*
@@dejxyoob5520 just report her
I am surprised he doesn't take the piano to bed.
Wait hold up, Rita actually deleted her comment when you said report her Lol!
It. Ain't. FAMILIAAH
Um, he made multiple episodes with no piano, how dat ain't familiah
"Why do you have a new york accent?"
*WE WANT ANSWERS*
No song? IT AIN'T FAMILIA!!
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@@peachtea6169 wtf
@@ZyroVfx only fans of daniel will get it
@@peachtea6169 with the link?
@@peachtea6169 oh wait i didn’t recognize the link nevermind its change.org
“Why do you have a New York accent”. I actually wheezed
Me from *NYC* : i-
@@MamaM_. lmao fr
"kill 2 birds with 2 stones because stones are free and birds are useless." - Daniel Thrasher 2020
I had to decide on weather to like this or keep the number of likes at 69...
*the hardest choices require the strongest of wills*
@@konnosx1213 no worries ma man!😂
*GENIUS*
Birds aren't useless. They help in Germina-
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
“Your brain when you’re lazy”
Oh you mean me everyday
*same...*
*me too*
@@minecraftboy3710 yeah my brain learned to sleep through my alarms so I wake up late for school
Funny
🆘🆘
Let’s be honest, Daniel just wanted an excuse to show off his bed.
hey, good props are good props lol
It has A MASSAGE OPTION
Beat me to it..
It's a business expense now.
Lol
i think daniel just did this to show off his fancy bed
"Watch my legs"
"Just floatin"
Wind kills birds lol
Ok then
*i kill birds*
rEEEE
@@ecksdee9768 WE kill birds
No song? IT AIN'T FAMILIA!!
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I want that bed, it seems so comfortable
@Karsten Belt 6 likes no replies so take my like too :)
I was expecting the bed to be sponsored ngl
@Refined Snack Please buy my bed. Nothing bad has ever happened on it.
GIVE ME THE BED DANIEL.
Sameee
nobody:
daniels brain: yAhTzEe
You funny
Can we take a moment to appreciate the range this man has for accents and how accurate they sound?
As a college student, the truly scary moment is when you've hit that button so many times that it stops working.
No song? IT AIN'T FAMILIA!!
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Feliz cumpleaños! que la pases muy bien 🎉
Yes! Come to me! Bring me the random unrelated comments!
@@carsonrush3352 I like cheese
@@PigDan, that's the spirit!
“Stones are free. Birds are useless”
As someone who has 4 pet birds I can confirm
please don't murder your birds
we don't wanna have to go to four funerals for birds
@@xxbananasxx4117 one funeral for four birds
@@nathankoh7247 ahh true true
@@nathankoh7247 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I- I CANT WITH THIS
Mind tells me to get up:
Goes back to bed
My mind:🙄
“That’s true! What you are saying is factually correct”
*I DIED*
So does he someday lol
according to my calculations this comment is not factually correct, you're clearly alive if you are typing a comment on a UA-cam channel
@@16.9FLOZNaturalSpringWater lmao never seen this before 🤣
Fax
"What time did you go to bed last night?"
"Why do you have a New York accent?"
"What?"
"What?"
To be honest, that sounds identical to my real conversations.
I'm not joking.
@@LinKueiDragon me too, bro
No song? IT AIN'T FAMILIA!!!
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Stones are free tho
"is this a massage button?"
* surprised pickachu face *
I was like,"isnt that his bed how didnt he know that---"
My favourite part.
I’m the 1000 likes
😂😂😂
This is genuinely my favorite Daniel thrasher video and even possibly one of my favorite videos period.
2:18
When you forget to think about Mara Wilson
True... very true. Yet, I don't know who that is
@@juicebox8736 also.... very true
@@rowisaweirdo4941 the actress who played matilda
Ah.... looking her up anyway never watched Matilda lol
Oh her... okay cool
*”why do you have a New York accent”*
This man asks the right questions
Daniel: swears
My brain: *IT AINT FAMILAH*
I think he has done it before but...
IT AIN'T FAMILIAH
No song? IT AIN'T FAMILIA!!
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Feliz cumpleaños! que la pases muy bien 🎉
@@countryhumansreuploads523 when you learn hawaiian?
@@thecalvar LOLL IT’S Spanish
Daniel **talking to himself** *turns around and* **presses a magnet on a board that is not a button**
Should we be concerned?
Nah, it's fine
Nah who doesnt do this
the longer i listen to this the more his brain sounds like a mixture mike wazowski and gru
When you realize Daniel is a professional actor musician and balloon-er
*Professional Actee
Balloonist*
eat your cereal❤️
@@gamingelementalist6725 I play bassoon, I am a bassoonist. He uses balloons, he is a balloonist. You are correct
CLOWNS have the same skillset as singing, acting and uhh balloon-ing
"Why do you have a New York accent?"
"What?"
"What"
Existential Daniel is hilarious
Evidently...u are correct
Aiden gang
No song? IT AIN'T FAMILIA!!
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Feliz cumpleaños! que la pases muy bien 🎉
Today I learned that Adrenaline Daniel swears like a sailor.
". . . And they will lose faith in you being a person . . ." 🤣🤣🤣
"Keanu Reeves doesn't age"
He's right, John Wick is immortal. He just gets even more breathtaking as time goes on.
hi
You’d think the most breathtaking thing couldn’t get any more breathtaking, but then he goes and does it.
Hello there some guy without a mustache I will reply and like on every comment section i see you in
Do you comment on every video
Hi
The “wind kills all the birds” on the board in the background makes me happy
Did anyone else just notice the whiteboard:
“Kill 2 birds with 2 stones”
“Stones are free”
“Birds are useless “
“Fun fact:
Wind kills the birds. *Don’t tell the birds this*
Yeah
*i n h a l e s..... yeah I noticed...* sorry birds :(
This God damn adrenaline when you realize that you have to be at work in like 10 minutes, but you're still lying in the bed wearing only boxers...
That's the same alarm my wife uses and the mere sound of it even in someone else's video drives me nuts! 😂
I had to change my alarm from that. Years of listening to it drove me crazy too 😂
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That’s the alarm I use and it gives me PTSD
I have a unique alarm, so I don’t hear it during the day. If I do, it enters my top 5 least favorite possible sounds
I use that same alarm to wake me up too and I just woke up like 2 minutes before watchin this vid, so I thought that it was my alarm goin off
I wonder how many random balloon animals Daniel has lying around his house at this point
What I learned from this video:
“Birds are useless”, “think about Mara Wilson”
“Look at my legs,there floating“
We all do this every single day, even with enough rest.
same
I'm literally doing this right now
Not too sure about the existential crisis part...
I was staring at the ceiling, but thought that this was more important
Lol
Tough Decision, must have taken a lot of willpower
I was gonna watch this, but I thought staring at the ceiling was more important
Oh...yh I think you're right
Yknow u could use this time to download audible and listen to a few books right?
(lmao)
BRAIN BLAST:
KILL 2 BIRDS WITH 2 STONES
WHY:
STONES ARE FREE
BIRDS ARE USELESS
2:30 Ok, that hit too close to home. XD
Society: You can’t make a living by talking to yourself!
Daniel Thrasher:
Ha!🤣
You should watch Sanders Sides if you're looking for people talking to themselves but it's still making sense. Trust me, you'll like it.
@joseph ka That’s right
@@iracailles8903 hahaha yeah
: Allow me to introduce myself
“rise and shine danny boy” is more effective than most alarms and that’s a fact
YES
Nobody:
Me: who's Maria Wilson
"Is that a massage button???"
1:41
Daniels brain: blah blah blah
Daniels brains’ whiteboard:
BRAIN BLAST
“KILL 2 BIRDS
WITH 2 STONES”
. . .. . . . . .
I never even looked at the board thanks I will look at da board :3
Why?
A) STONES ARE FREE
B) BIRDS ARE USELESS
Rest of the board says the following:
“WHY?”
“A) stones are free”
“B) birds are useless”
“Think about Mara Wilson
Fun fact:
The wind kills all the birds
*dont tell the birds this
@@potatoe_duck4629 0-0 I got the notification after I replied oof
I feel at this point, Audible doesn't sponsor Daniel for advertising, they sponsor him to watch his incredible sketches and to see him make balloon animals.
🆘🍎
Fax
FUN FACT
Wind Kills All The Birds
*don’t tell the birds that*
"this" not "that"
Shoot... I just DID A FEW MINUTES AGO!!!
*Adrenaline Mode Activated*
Daniel: OMFG IM GONNA DIE SOMEDAY-
*starts swearing up a storm while he’s literally just getting out of bed*
I love how Daniel is consistently able to put into words the type of nonsense our brains randomly come up with throughout the day.
Quote of the day:
"Keanu Reeves doesn't age!"
It’s troo
❤️🍉
HE DOESN'T
Guy at the matress store: "sir we are about to clo--"
Daniel: "Is that a massage button"
((Also that sounded like a true reaction to find a massage button XD))
I feel like he has been living his life and in the middle of filming this he was like "wait a MASSAGE BUTTON" and then just left it in cos it was cool that way lol
I’ve watched a lot of your skits but this one is my favorite. makes me wheeze and whistle through my nose
Plot twist: This actually happened to Daniel and he just got his camera and pressed record
@@pendrickkerkins1268 ok
His brain doesn’t have a New York accent.
@@quixotichx *H o w d o y o u k n o w?*
@@OxiKoma *I* *_don't._*
@@quixotichx *What do we know and what is life? I have so many questions*
The sound of an alarm is just so painfull, it hits you in the heart and it doesent even matter what alarm it is.
Frrrrr
Daniel I have a video idea for you, it's called “When you're playing one song then start playing a different song” I don't know if it's just me, but whenever I do a certain melody that sounds like a different song, I automatically start playing that song.
Just randomly in the background: stones are free; birds are useless
"Kill 2 birds with 2 stones. Why? Stones are free."
This cracks me up!
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"2) birds are useless" 😂
Feliz cumpleaños! que la pases muy bien 🎉
and birds are useless
and birds are useless
A more accurate title would be: “Your brain at ALL times”
Lol
Accurate.
Me, nor anyone, can explain how accurate this is.
You stole this from me
@@slapshot9614 No, he was pretty early so he commented first. Saw your comment it was a minute after his
Daniel has gotten to the point where he doesn't need a piano for skits anymore
I loved the writing on the board behind him
Daniel: EVERYBODY IS GONNA DIE
Queen Elizabeth The II: Well yes but actually *no.*
@Syndaron Greywood Quenn Elizabeth the second seems like she's never gonna die. Too lazy to really explain. Follow history class and you'll know.
@@lucascorey7716 Me too. I hope your grandpa lives even longer !
"Everyone's gonna f ing die someday"
*depression mode activated*
Yea me too xD
It's okay bro you're not alone and there is life after death.
@Umbrella Corporation You are wrong too, there is no void of darkness after death, there is literally nothing after death. It's like you're sleeping, but without dreaming, brain activity and a pulse. It's pretty peaceful if you think about it. Just... as if you weren't there in the first place.
@Umbrella Corporation True, but also the absence of literally everything else, including matter, space and thoughts.
@@HelloThere..... prove me
I love Daniel's balloon making almost as much as I love his piano playing.
The fact that the brain’s board says “Kill two birds with two stones because stones are free and birds are useless” and “Think about Mara Wilson” is hilarious.
Whenever I see Brain I just think-
*”IT AINT FAMILIAH”*
IT AINT FAMILIAH
IT AINT FAMILIAH
IT AIN'T FAMILIAH
IT AINT FAMILIAH
IT AINT FAMILIAH
Brain being a caring dad.
“There he is! Good morning sleepy 😙”
No song? IT AIN'T FAMILIA!!
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Feliz cumpleaños! que la pases muy bien 🎉
@@countryhumansreuploads523 que
“F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK” or whatever he said- LMAO-
I think Daniel's sponsorship sketches might be the only sponsorship segments in a video that I look forward to as much as his other sketches.
“Your brain when you’re lazy”
Daniels brain: GET UP
My Brain: 2+1 is 5
Lol
No? Isn't it 21?
2 + 2 = Ichthys
You're ALL WRONG!!! ITS A SNAKE!!-
Or "silently staring at a fly on the wall, because it's somehow really important for the next 5 minutes"
So Daniel's brain thinks:
A) STONES ARE FREE
B) BIRDS ARE USELESS
*_PETA wants to know your location_*
the only promos i will watch completely
I love the birds/stones thing on the board. Very good point.
"Kill 2 Birds with 2 stones"
"Why? "
"A) Stones are free"
"B) Birds are useless"
Yes why
A
Just let the wind kill them
@@TheOriginalMaudlin don't tell the birds that
Bonus: Think about Mara Wilson
It's not being lazy, it's just being extremely motivated to do nothing.
Hahahaha good one
I will use this
why is this my favorite sketch
Those first two seconds are my cousin's alarm, actually. I've never used it myself, but during the two weeks I stayed with her, I became well acquainted with that- that infernal-- _sound._
I, myself, use an old digital alarm clock that belonged to my grandma. It's over a decade old now.
I can imagine Daniel listening to audible with his ray cons, while making a website on squarespace
paying for the website domain with honey
While using express vpn
@@tomatomomosquad6788 lol!!!!!
@@valebehunin thanks
while hoodie guy is selling numbers!
This dialogue is so realistic, I forgot I was watching him talking to himself.
I love how accurate this is
By far the funniest video I've seen produced by Daniel for a while, had me laughing the entire time!
Alternate title: Daniel gives himself an existential crisis to stay motivated
The only person entertaining enough to make me watch ads
Game Grumps.
It takes a special kind of person to write on that whiteboard....a crazy person....and yet it makes sense. .you are just amazing
THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS...
Brain: Activates Adrelinane
Daniel: EVERYONE GONNA DIE
yep that's the first thing that comes to my mind too
Well, generally the alternative is *incomprehensible screaming*.
If you’ve ever seen someone receive a shot of adrenaline it pretty much is that
This is basically my brain except when I'm trying to go to sleep.
*"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST. ETERNAL OBLIVION. EVERYTHING YOU ARE WILL BECOME NOTHING AND YOU WILL **_NEVER COME BACK_** AND EVERY MOMENT BRINGS YOU A MOMENT CLOSER TO INEVITABLE NOTHINGNESS."*
@@milescorporosus4058 XD
@@milescorporosus4058 this just reminds me of the fault in our stars and his fear of oblivion
"hey audible can I make a sketch about how I am too lazy to write a sketch for you?"
"sure, sounds good"
Absolute mad lad
Daniel literally has perfect teeth seriously! They’re bright and shiny and straight... I’d kill for perfect teeth!
Oh my gosh that whole white board is AMAZING. Especially the bit about wind killing birds
One: That’s a fancy bed.
Two: My brain’s adrenaline button got smashed so hard that it doesn’t work anymore. It’s just idle anxiety, waiting for deadlines to pass so I don’t have to worry about them anymore. It’s not fun. Not healthy.
Three: Nice Balloon.
You just summed up the majority of my collegiate career in 4 succinct sentences. Well done
With "Nice Balloon" being the chief among the sentances
@@sarahburckle9441 hoho boi, this is literally whats happening right now with me and I am 100% accepting it. It's 3 am and I no longer give a shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhitake mushroom. :)
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Feliz cumpleaños! que la pases muy bien 🎉
"Look at my legs... just floating."
Since he can control the air around his legs to make them float, does this mean that Daniel controls the wind that kills all the birds??
Sshhh don't tell the birds.
THE BITDS ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!
When your brain can't control your body without an adrenaline button-
0:12 I can't bro, I'm dying!! Hahahaha!