The way this rounds went: Travessa, a mere mortal amongst cosmic titans: Melmo and Reverse Kermit, two constant forces of the universe, against the unending Sad birthday boy. Fortunately, Travessa has been blessed with a weapon that can kill even the gods. Can they use the weapon in time to end the cycle? Probably not.
Melmo is the constant of wrath and death. No one is able to escape their bullets of ghostly form. Reverse Kermit is the constant of laughter and chaos. All fear the bullets who leave falling stars in the sky at which speed is unparalleled. Travessa’s gun was left by the strongest of the forgotten titans. Though they have left for a world called flavor town.
In the end, the mere mortal Travessa, god of wrath and death Melmo, and the incarnation of chaos, Reverse Kermit, succumb to the everlasting life of the Sad Birthday Boy and his single destroyer bullet, only matched by the bullet that comes from Travessa's gun. Even when the three are able to kill the Sad Birthday Boy, he will not die and will instead drain all of your life. He is the end to all, even gods, and he WILL make you come to his birthday party.
The Unending Sad Birthday Boy was the most formidable Entity to ever exist, for even if a fatal blow was struck he would just look at you stop taking damage and say, “No” The constants of the universe could do nothing against an immortal being that drained the very essence of the constants. (Whoever comments next talk about travessa I’m trying to build a Stumpt short film)
Stumpt, you've been a huge part of my life. I started watching you over 2 years ago (I know my account is a few months old, this is my newest account) and have just started coming back to this channel. Before I decided to come back, my life sucked. No content on UA-cam ever made me happy as much as you guys did. I was sad, but then I remembered you guys. And my life started brightening. So, thank you.
Next time around you could do a coin flip to decide. Heads: Choose from the first 3 cards Tails: Choose from the last 3 cards As a way to make it random with some control. Alternatively you could use the die but extend the selection range to the cards adjacent to the number it lands on. So with the exceptions of landing on 1 or 6 you'll have some wiggle room to choose between 3 cards.
I tend to root for one of you depending on what game you all are playing. Rik is my rounds guy. First to 3 and double ant after? I’ll count this one as a win lol
I think the bombs away thing being weird is that one of the mods disabled blocking projectiles gravity or something, you can see this as someone picked up EMP but the projectiles never actually flew they kinda just fell.
Price has been doing so well managing the salt lately… but man, for a guy with an unblockable shotgun that goes through walls and slows, he complains a lot about balance.
I loved these builds, they were so fun to watch. Seeing Rik, this tiny green crumb crawling around and sniping undying Ash with op bullets was really crazy to watch
Hey stumpt! Your one of my favorite rounds channels and of course if your not interested you dont need to but there's a youtuber called Timetogrind thatapparently hit you up for some rounds and I think it would be a fun collab but I fully understand if you would rather just play amongst yorselves
That's not how any competently coded random number generator works. It doesn't have a predetermined sequence that it just waits to spit out one at a time. It's generating numbers moment-to-moment based on perpetually changing chaotic factors like the clock (down to milliseconds), device temperature, etc.
@@forrestib But who's to say he wouldn't have hit the random number generator at the exact same time for himself if Jas hadn't asked him? I was just saying it would have been funny if he had gotten 3 Ant cards and the possibility was there.
Everyone's shots summarized: Melmo: "Remember our previous shotgun expert? Yeah, he's haunting the attic now..." Sad Birthday Boy: "Who thought it was a good idea to turn the Hulkbuster into a missile?" Kramit: "No full auto in buildings - Jazzy, I said *no* " Travessa: Ping Pong on Crack
I like the idea of vanilla rounds, but with forced matching. "You must pick a card that matches one of your previous cards if any match- Otherwise you can choose like normal."
Here's an idea. After every round, that is won by someone, everyone trades their builds with another player. I would recommend doing this with 1 card picks when doing this.
Finally bought this game--was genuinely surprised to see that it only allows 2 players (apparently the 4 player thing was modded in). That's so strange because this game clearly leans itself better to 4 people!
Ash might've won but Price was the real champion this time, he had to do SO MUCH just to have a chance, the lack of damage on his bullets really was the defining factor. If y'all wanna do this again, disabling mulligan is a must.
I suggest a random dice throw, but you get to choose whether it is for the first or second card drawing. (ie you roll, then look at cards, then decide if you want the rolled number. If not, then you HAVE to use the rolled number in the second card draw.) You roll ONCE, and draw twice (your choice once, and rolled number once)
With the strange bombs away I think one of the mods that decreases the effects changes the explosion on bombs away to that because it is one of the laggest cards
Ok, in this there are 2 people per match, same rules as usual, 2 cards a round, murder people, etc. BUT when your teammate plays they continue with your build and make it even dumber
An idea I don’t think is possible, but maybe like the loser of the round gets a new card the winner gets a card chosen/randomly selected to get rid of. But I think that’ll be tricky to pull off.
The die only added a delay, randomly selecting 1 of 6 random cards is no more random then selecting 1 random card. You used a mod to increase the card count from 5 to 6, just use a mod to reduce the card count to 1, same end effect and doesn't waste time; or just take the first card, no mod needed...
You guys should just set the cards to be just small- and/or big jackpots. Then you won't need to do all the dice throws and it's still completely random.
it’d be neat to try a game we’re u all team up on hooever is in the leed mabe? idono random idea or maybe u only team up if there’s summon how is mor then a certain amount ahed
I feel like Ash always gets bullied and Price has already won a lot. I'm happy that Ash has finally won even though he got attacked for half the video.
That set of modded cards likely doesn't go well with random. Some of the cards are just weak, some have little to no benefit when stacked with themselves, some just don't work well with other cards, etc. There are some really good (or even busted) card synergies, but also many more mediocre or worse interactions. Four players and double card selections also already lends itself to fast deaths for the unlucky (as so many builds kill in one or two shots), and long survivals for the lucky.
The way this rounds went: Travessa, a mere mortal amongst cosmic titans: Melmo and Reverse Kermit, two constant forces of the universe, against the unending Sad birthday boy. Fortunately, Travessa has been blessed with a weapon that can kill even the gods. Can they use the weapon in time to end the cycle? Probably not.
Melmo is the constant of wrath and death. No one is able to escape their bullets of ghostly form. Reverse Kermit is the constant of laughter and chaos. All fear the bullets who leave falling stars in the sky at which speed is unparalleled. Travessa’s gun was left by the strongest of the forgotten titans. Though they have left for a world called flavor town.
In the end, the mere mortal Travessa, god of wrath and death Melmo, and the incarnation of chaos, Reverse Kermit, succumb to the everlasting life of the Sad Birthday Boy and his single destroyer bullet, only matched by the bullet that comes from Travessa's gun. Even when the three are able to kill the Sad Birthday Boy, he will not die and will instead drain all of your life. He is the end to all, even gods, and he WILL make you come to his birthday party.
The Unending Sad Birthday Boy was the most formidable Entity to ever exist, for even if a fatal blow was struck he would just look at you stop taking damage and say, “No” The constants of the universe could do nothing against an immortal being that drained the very essence of the constants.
(Whoever comments next talk about travessa I’m trying to build a Stumpt short film)
Some also say that Travesa died in a great battle with the gods other say that she was so small that she was able to escape.
With this much story thought up on the spot, it's surprising there isn't a fanfiction about this or anything.
Stumpt, you've been a huge part of my life. I started watching you over 2 years ago (I know my account is a few months old, this is my newest account) and have just started coming back to this channel. Before I decided to come back, my life sucked. No content on UA-cam ever made me happy as much as you guys did. I was sad, but then I remembered you guys. And my life started brightening. So, thank you.
Another round of rounds can turn a bad day into a great one. Appreciate it!
A good video to *round* out the day
The panicked “I GOT SQUISHED!” at 27:46 got me😂😂😂
Next time around you could do a coin flip to decide.
Heads: Choose from the first 3 cards
Tails: Choose from the last 3 cards
As a way to make it random with some control. Alternatively you could use the die but extend the selection range to the cards adjacent to the number it lands on. So with the exceptions of landing on 1 or 6 you'll have some wiggle room to choose between 3 cards.
Honestly like the idea
love to see they choose this kind of random
They could also choose the number before the card choosing appears
That sounds great!
I tend to root for one of you depending on what game you all are playing. Rik is my rounds guy. First to 3 and double ant after? I’ll count this one as a win lol
Riks also my rounds guy
Same here
Price is my Rounds Guy
Normally it would be rik but in this round i rooted for ash
I'm always rooting for Ash, Harbinger of Chaos.
I think the bombs away thing being weird is that one of the mods disabled blocking projectiles gravity or something, you can see this as someone picked up EMP but the projectiles never actually flew they kinda just fell.
ooooooh. that's why
Yeah it ended up messing up all the particles 😂 After Rewatching I didn't realize it was this drastic
FINALLY AN ASH WIN!!!!!
It's hillarious how he won from choosing random cards tho lol XD
Technically Rik should’ve won cause it should’ve been the first to 3
i love how towards to the end of episode, the entire game turns into laser show
30:54 LMAAO THE FIREWORKS FROM JAZZ KILLED RIK LMAAO
Ain't nobody gonna talk about Ash's first deathmatch win? He's been the underdog(horse) this whole time!
Rik’s build just existing to nuke Ash
Ant mans new mission
Rik is the only ant capable of stoping Ash's snap XD
Ash: I will win *snap*
When Ash plays Rounds, he will always be scary in terms of build despite him losing.
Price has been doing so well managing the salt lately… but man, for a guy with an unblockable shotgun that goes through walls and slows, he complains a lot about balance.
Rounds Wins
Price: 35
Jas: 18
Rik: 20
Ash: 13
I loved these builds, they were so fun to watch. Seeing Rik, this tiny green crumb crawling around and sniping undying Ash with op bullets was really crazy to watch
I like that the last round ended with an effect that kinda looked like the sun exploded. A perfect way for the titans to fall. =D
Always a good day when Price puts the Gamer gloves on
Just finished watching a Rounds video, and then this came out. Nice timing!
21:10 Rick's "How am I still alive" a split second before getting shot dead was hilarious timing.
30:00 They have all reached Ultra Instinct levels.
Hey stumpt! Your one of my favorite rounds channels and of course if your not interested you dont need to but there's a youtuber called Timetogrind thatapparently hit you up for some rounds and I think it would be a fun collab but I fully understand if you would rather just play amongst yorselves
If Jas hadn't of asked Rik to roll for her, then Rik would have gotten a 3 and received his 3rd Ant card. 32:31 - 32:37
That's not how any competently coded random number generator works. It doesn't have a predetermined sequence that it just waits to spit out one at a time. It's generating numbers moment-to-moment based on perpetually changing chaotic factors like the clock (down to milliseconds), device temperature, etc.
@dantedoomsday That would have been sick if it actually did, ANT! 🤣
@@forrestib But who's to say he wouldn't have hit the random number generator at the exact same time for himself if Jas hadn't asked him?
I was just saying it would have been funny if he had gotten 3 Ant cards and the possibility was there.
Everyone's shots summarized:
Melmo: "Remember our previous shotgun expert? Yeah, he's haunting the attic now..."
Sad Birthday Boy: "Who thought it was a good idea to turn the Hulkbuster into a missile?"
Kramit: "No full auto in buildings - Jazzy, I said *no* "
Travessa: Ping Pong on Crack
I'm having Rick & Morty flashbacks with Rik's build.........Tiny Rick!!! 🤣
The gang's signature sounds:
Ash: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Price: *A N T*
Jas:wooooOAAAA
Rik: *exhale intensifies*
Aenne: wHaT?
I love watching this game played, I prefer purposely chosen cards, but love it any way I can get it.
I wouldn’t mind seeing an episode with vanilla cards.
This was my favorite episode of this game way far
Did anyone notice at 28:31 the game gave jas her 3rd win when it was supposed to be counted as her 4th
Then at 31:40 it gave her her fourth when she only won a half
@31:58 it took away her 4th when the round finished
I like the idea of vanilla rounds, but with forced matching. "You must pick a card that matches one of your previous cards if any match- Otherwise you can choose like normal."
love the chaos of this game.
AT 23:38 Jas gets a single win in the round, and the game gives her a full point on the top left
Here's an idea. After every round, that is won by someone, everyone trades their builds with another player. I would recommend doing this with 1 card picks when doing this.
That requires mods lol
Loves me some Stumpt Rounds! Let's go baby!
Price died to Jaz’s fireworks at 30:55
I have an idea.
Figure out the mods so you always gain size when you win, and shrink when you lose. That plus one card by the player
Sweet new stumpt rounds! The best roll would be a 2 to 5.
Rick died to the firework particles, he run right under them
Finally bought this game--was genuinely surprised to see that it only allows 2 players (apparently the 4 player thing was modded in). That's so strange because this game clearly leans itself better to 4 people!
Ash might've won but Price was the real champion this time, he had to do SO MUCH just to have a chance, the lack of damage on his bullets really was the defining factor.
If y'all wanna do this again, disabling mulligan is a must.
Fr, ash literally became unkillable. Only way he could die was to rik since he did so much damage but even then he had mulligan and leach,
@@Mariama_Kane only Rik and ash himself could kill him, insane power
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bravo, Ash! Bravo! 👏👏👏👏👏
That was awesome and hilarious!
I suggest a random dice throw, but you get to choose whether it is for the first or second card drawing. (ie you roll, then look at cards, then decide if you want the rolled number. If not, then you HAVE to use the rolled number in the second card draw.) You roll ONCE, and draw twice (your choice once, and rolled number once)
At first, rick was a tiny assassin, then he became a micro murderer
With the strange bombs away I think one of the mods that decreases the effects changes the explosion on bombs away to that because it is one of the laggest cards
Ok, in this there are 2 people per match, same rules as usual, 2 cards a round, murder people, etc. BUT when your teammate plays they continue with your build and make it even dumber
fireworks prove to be useful here..... 30:50 R.I.P Travessa
He may have been Tiny Rik, but at least he wasn't Fake Rik
This was actually amazing
price had to kite forever
Sooo fun. Please do more
From the Ashes, he randomizes! For he who controls the dice, controls the very game itself.
Also, poor Price, just no damage cards at all…
wonder what a max draw number 10 round game's insanity would be like
4 person style is great
An idea I don’t think is possible, but maybe like the loser of the round gets a new card the winner gets a card chosen/randomly selected to get rid of. But I think that’ll be tricky to pull off.
18:24 *Ash did not succumb*
More of this please. I love this video 😻
What I learned this episode: Ash needs a dice tray.
Rick's saying that this is a battle between God's is funny to me
24:15 Ash has become a boss battle
At 20:40 Am I insane or does Ash's EMP have physics? They weren't slow in a straight line? Help??
29:15 was pretty much a boss fight
If you did vanilla cards with the dice it won't be as insane. I don't know if getting 2 cards each turn breaks that though.
The die only added a delay, randomly selecting 1 of 6 random cards is no more random then selecting 1 random card. You used a mod to increase the card count from 5 to 6, just use a mod to reduce the card count to 1, same end effect and doesn't waste time; or just take the first card, no mod needed...
you should do a game where you only choose between TWO cards!
This was great
Three gods and Ant walk into a room only the ant leaves
I love that chaos but it don't do it for. I just do it through a random number generator like Rick did
Or maybe you would try to draw one of the two cards and choose the other yourself?
you guys kept saying Decay, when you probably meant Poison?
Decay doesn't affect your damage output. It makes you TAKE damage slower
It spreads the damage within a x-span of time.
@@paulandersbullecer3152
right. Instead of taking it all at once, you take it over the span of 4 seconds. Thus, slower.
ash legit got such an op combo
Nice vid love this game
I feel like Rik was the real winner here
What about doing D6 random for first card and normal for the second?
Depending on the first card, you can based your second card on it.
“Im here for the dice” 😂
You guys should just set the cards to be just small- and/or big jackpots. Then you won't need to do all the dice throws and it's still completely random.
what does the glitch card do
Lets go Ash!
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Definitely turn off murder and Mulligan if you do another random.
it’d be neat to try a game we’re u all team up on hooever is in the leed mabe? idono random idea or maybe u only team up if there’s summon how is mor then a certain amount ahed
I feel like Ash always gets bullied and Price has already won a lot. I'm happy that Ash has finally won even though he got attacked for half the video.
Note to self get a build like Ash's
Jessie had the most honest build for the first few rounds she had machine gun lol
Who's Jessie?
Fuck is it jazzy?
That set of modded cards likely doesn't go well with random. Some of the cards are just weak, some have little to no benefit when stacked with themselves, some just don't work well with other cards, etc. There are some really good (or even busted) card synergies, but also many more mediocre or worse interactions. Four players and double card selections also already lends itself to fast deaths for the unlucky (as so many builds kill in one or two shots), and long survivals for the lucky.
Best vid
I could sense tension during this entire episode, yall need to hug or something omg
Homing pac bullets ghost unstoppable
Hahahahah HAHAHAHAHA this is soooo ridiculous I love it soooo much!!!
LETS GO #TEAMASHHASRANDOMBULLSHITONHISSIDE
Did anyone notice the EMP had gravity for some reason
I agree
Get the man a dice box or dice tower
ANT!!!
The fitness gram pacer test
Never not start a video of rounds with another round of rounds
Or you could have the randomly selected card be the one you can't take.
Lol that was great
Price only needed damage and he could have won.
Ok was it me, or was jazzys wins not being marked
Ok looking back, it was more glitched and adding at random times, but not adding at times it should
Go ash