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  • Comedian/Poet Spoken Reasons breaks down the different species of Hoes in segments.. educational comedy!
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  • @deborahawe2416
    @deborahawe2416 5 років тому +84

    wow...i first seen this when i was 8 now that im near 18 i understand

    • @brandinorich
      @brandinorich 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh sameeeeee

    • @juice7710
      @juice7710 4 роки тому +1

      Faxxxxx lmao

    • @blacktokyo5980
      @blacktokyo5980 4 роки тому +1

      That FCHW 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @solodolokai
      @solodolokai 3 роки тому

      When I was 10-12 I use to watch his videos before basketball practice and use to laugh at the curse words, but I’m ending my senior year and understand 99.9% of spoke videos wayyy better than before

  • @kashayfrazier3915
    @kashayfrazier3915 6 років тому +33

    7 years later... and I'm still watching this!

    • @Letgomygeko
      @Letgomygeko 3 роки тому +1

      9 years later. 😅

    • @swelly84
      @swelly84 2 роки тому

      I just heard about this a week ago and now I'm back for second time showing a female friend of mine how we look at females. Now with that being said I disagree with the last part about men not being hoes .

    • @yo_kriptc961
      @yo_kriptc961 2 роки тому

      Man who u tellin

  • @Tjizzle123456789
    @Tjizzle123456789 12 років тому +6

    this dude actually make since in all his videos. cant stop watching!

  • @Mewuzumaki17
    @Mewuzumaki17 11 років тому +37

    "Let me get this straight, he cheated on his woman for you. BITCH HE GOIN TO CHEAT ON YOU TOO!" LMAO

  • @USMC3096
    @USMC3096 11 років тому +8

    2:38 "You out the ball game... Your out of there" dude is mad funny

  • @Katiemariee
    @Katiemariee 11 років тому +6

    "Your time right around the cornerrr !" lmaooo

  • @conjtheruler
    @conjtheruler 11 років тому +7

    This is real to the fullest. Awesome job Spoken Reasons

  • @dawntaviafrank765
    @dawntaviafrank765 4 роки тому +27

    im here April 17, 2020 after that humiliating performance on Wild N Out a couple days ago.

    • @shutit4024
      @shutit4024 4 роки тому +1

      Dawntavia Frank same lol

    • @Ps5Cam
      @Ps5Cam 4 роки тому +1

      Same here

    • @TestaTheRonin
      @TestaTheRonin 4 роки тому

      What happened

    • @Ps5Cam
      @Ps5Cam 4 роки тому

      Jay Testa Emanual Hudson exposed this man like I mean EMBARRASSED him

    • @tericotapie2536
      @tericotapie2536 3 роки тому

      No one fucking cares.

  • @timeless_heritage
    @timeless_heritage 11 років тому +4

    1:12- "*snort*, huh! I'mma get it how i live.."
    I was howling like dowg hahahaaaaaaaa! "*snort*

  • @spliceii8307
    @spliceii8307 10 років тому +30

    This is never gonna be irrelevant.

  • @gabrielaalicia2857
    @gabrielaalicia2857 8 років тому +36

    I'm here in 2016 😹

  • @goodlookcuz
    @goodlookcuz 6 років тому +11

    I’m here in 2018 😹😂🤣

  • @zachariahhayes7237
    @zachariahhayes7237 5 років тому +3

    "*snort* ugh, ima get it how I live."
    💀💀💀💀

  • @failpip4235
    @failpip4235 11 років тому +2

    The Logic is perfect

  • @rancestreeter1831
    @rancestreeter1831 10 років тому +2

    I'm mad as hell that he's got this down to a Science! LOL

  • @Tr1zzyTr3
    @Tr1zzyTr3 11 років тому +5

    Aye i know you made it and everything but i think you should keep on making these youtube videos, they were funny and gave alot of good advice, try not to forget what got you started

  • @faithlover123
    @faithlover123 6 років тому +8

    7 years ago. Damn.

  • @JoAngilyn
    @JoAngilyn 10 років тому +3

    Every time he mentioned a type of hoe I was picturing it with one of my friends who perfectly fit the category :)

  • @sunnygirl422
    @sunnygirl422 11 років тому +1

    number 7 has me dying !! lmfao

  • @sharingandragon545
    @sharingandragon545 11 років тому +3

    LOL When He Said
    "A Woman Who Sleeps With Alot Of Men"

  • @the_infamous_hero917
    @the_infamous_hero917 10 років тому +6

    3:11 - 3:17 LOL

  • @JustLacarlaTv
    @JustLacarlaTv 6 років тому +10

    I miss your videos

  • @elijahpadron2649
    @elijahpadron2649 10 років тому +11

    where did he get his percentages lmfao

  • @Missjazzy971
    @Missjazzy971 11 років тому +1

    lmao I wasn't ready for that one lol

  • @drewgriebel3647
    @drewgriebel3647 11 років тому +1

    one of the funniest things in this video was him saying the numbers

  • @titaniumtayzr
    @titaniumtayzr 11 років тому +3

    Lol "get yo stupid ass up and get a nine to five"

  • @nastasiaswinton2252
    @nastasiaswinton2252 6 років тому +5

    2018 wya😭😭

  • @saysHotdogs
    @saysHotdogs 9 років тому +16

    Status ho and cheating ho which I guess makes me a ratchet ho (but my hair and nails are real)
    Damn I'm like the worst ho ever. Dang.

    • @Rockabilityify
      @Rockabilityify 9 років тому +3

      Lol can you make anymore attempts to degrade yourself?

    • @caitlyncarmona5881
      @caitlyncarmona5881 9 років тому +1

      +Mande Peer Well you're three now since you just admitted it lol

    • @celinaspencer1525
      @celinaspencer1525 8 років тому +1

      +Mande Peer resilience

  • @YoungZeno1
    @YoungZeno1 11 років тому +1

    3:11 Is SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY LOL !

  • @melissabrown9972
    @melissabrown9972 12 років тому +1

    I wish i Could like this a million times. The truth. lol

  • @ChrisSons555
    @ChrisSons555 11 років тому +3

    Another thing, "Lemme get this straight he cheated on his woman... for you... BITCH HE GON' CHEAT ON YOU TOO! Your time is around the cornerrr.."

  • @childofmosthighgoddavis2775
    @childofmosthighgoddavis2775 9 років тому +8

    Hey thanks i think i need help i might be all 9 lol jkjkjk

  • @Lorencita
    @Lorencita 10 років тому +4

    Fuckin hilarious

  • @LayTheCreator
    @LayTheCreator 11 років тому +1

    *snors* uh imma get it how I live lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @dawntaviafrank765
    @dawntaviafrank765 4 роки тому +2

    just revisiting good times - 2020

  • @ibelieveit1010
    @ibelieveit1010 10 років тому +3

    lol he talks too much. At least you're funny. I can easily say none of those categories fit me. I'm a church girl at heart and in reality and I love it. You learn self-worth and gain a very high self esteem that way :)

  • @chionejohn6614
    @chionejohn6614 9 років тому +3

    I can't be a how I'm only 10 years old

  • @COrraThereal0ne
    @COrraThereal0ne 4 роки тому +3

    Yo I'm not hating but just apologize to Eman if you not gonna give him the money, *at least*

  • @Rxz900
    @Rxz900 12 років тому +1

    1:05 *snorts* "Ima get it how I live" Lmao lol

  • @mikey0698
    @mikey0698 2 роки тому +1

    This is still relevant in 2022🤣💯💪🏾

  • @TGODaj
    @TGODaj 11 років тому +1

    imma get it how i liveee xD best part in this video evurrrr xD

  • @adiyatcoto280
    @adiyatcoto280 12 років тому

    "you got the point but you absolutelly wrong" LOL

  • @spatchi6449
    @spatchi6449 11 років тому +2

    This was the most educational video I've seen since kindergarten.

  • @tyswitch
    @tyswitch Рік тому +1

    Damn this shit applies today crazy

  • @pennies2323
    @pennies2323 11 років тому +1

    "he cheated on his girl...to be with you....BITCH HE GON CHEAT ON YOU TOO!" ah man, you make me die every time (':

  • @tyshaunlevine3640
    @tyshaunlevine3640 11 років тому +1

    Lmaoooooo " hipicriticle " *Hypocritical*

  • @SugarBerrySmash
    @SugarBerrySmash 11 років тому +1

    "Uhh ima get it how I live!" Lmaoo !

  • @006emmamartin
    @006emmamartin 11 років тому

    he said your time right around the corner.. lmao

  • @crazy100lover
    @crazy100lover 11 років тому +1

    LMFAOOO I Love this video so true

  • @Smilieeboo
    @Smilieeboo 12 років тому

    right! I had to pause the video because I wasn't watching it for laughing. LMAO

  • @bobbysmith9810
    @bobbysmith9810 11 років тому

    yo time right around da corrnaaa , lmao at the way he said it

  • @aramiaidear
    @aramiaidear 12 років тому

    LMAO! *Snort* "Ugh.. Imma Get IT HOW I Lgghh (live)" Ahahhaha Fat Girl voice Hilarious!

  • @Mango.L
    @Mango.L 11 років тому +1

    OMG u shouted out WILL DA REAL ONE, he inspired me to start writing poetry...he's definitely missed RIP

  • @tiadeese
    @tiadeese 11 років тому

    "Yo time right around the corner." Too damn funny!

  • @TheQBDBrewer18
    @TheQBDBrewer18 7 років тому

    Number 9 had the best beginning 😂😂😂

  • @LaMarTheProdigy
    @LaMarTheProdigy 12 років тому

    Yo TIME RIGHT AROUND THA CORNER! LMFAO

  • @tms-fx9zs
    @tms-fx9zs 2 роки тому

    Dude is WISE BEYOND HIS YEARS

  • @THETrishaHolmes
    @THETrishaHolmes 11 років тому +1

    i can't wait until the day you have a comedy special on netflix ^-^

  • @iPreciousGotDat
    @iPreciousGotDat 12 років тому

    I can't really remember how many times i've watched this shit , but it is perfect everyy damn time lol !

  • @myahhamp507
    @myahhamp507 11 років тому +1

    Its M.O.P lmaooo

  • @HOTDAMNXL
    @HOTDAMNXL 11 років тому

    I CANT BREATHE HOMIE GOT DAMN LOL

  • @ellemackiin
    @ellemackiin 12 років тому

    Lol "you're out of there!"

  • @destinysmith8542
    @destinysmith8542 11 років тому

    Lol, true. I love how he's able to talk so fast and still get a point across. :)

  • @demiwreck3216
    @demiwreck3216 3 роки тому

    6/1/2013-3/19/21
    I’ve been watching you for so long
    And I’m still watching

  • @sythraxx777
    @sythraxx777 11 років тому +1

    You are absolutly right! In EVERY way don't care what no one says

  • @TheNiceyB
    @TheNiceyB 11 років тому

    LMAO Yoooo I LOVE this dude. He keeps it 100... I can respect 1 and 5.lol 1-You know what you want 5- Make a living. Can't hate on that.

  • @uggy823
    @uggy823 8 років тому +38

    "Man can't be a hoe" no,no,no,no I would like to object

    • @uggy823
      @uggy823 8 років тому +1

      Sho Woodberry yeah it sucks but you're right, I was just surprised that he actually believed that men can never be hoes. People like that irritate me

    • @showoodberry4670
      @showoodberry4670 8 років тому

      +Ugbad Sharif I feel you

    • @Sunofmungo
      @Sunofmungo 8 років тому +5

      A Key which opens many locks, is a master key, a lock which will open with any key, is a bad lock

    • @TheSinisterPress
      @TheSinisterPress 8 років тому +2

      That's some of the realsest shit wrote cuz 💯

    • @user-gd3rn1cc8p
      @user-gd3rn1cc8p 8 років тому

      с,СЦфя г

  • @RaiRaiHogue
    @RaiRaiHogue 11 років тому

    "Girl you may be right, but you still can't judge her! Because she might be a grown ass woman who knows what she wants! She aint got time going around sugar coding and playin games" LOL

  • @1235Chrome
    @1235Chrome 12 років тому

    "Breaks down the different species of Hoes in segments." LOL

  • @BamBamSo80zz
    @BamBamSo80zz 11 років тому

    Your outta der!! Lmao

  • @MekeFantastic
    @MekeFantastic 12 років тому

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! YO TIME RIGHT AROUND THE CORNAAAA !

  • @loganjw6
    @loganjw6 12 років тому

    "Ur out da ballgame,ur out of there" lmfao

  • @SuperAsia2013
    @SuperAsia2013 12 років тому

    i love the way Spoken Reason reenact how women talk!!!

  • @CJCrump
    @CJCrump Рік тому

    Spoken Reasons is a motivational speaker.

  • @arielnicolemartin95
    @arielnicolemartin95 11 років тому

    Lol he's so funny and his facial expressions..

  • @Paraphraze615
    @Paraphraze615 11 років тому

    "YO TIME RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!" lol

  • @jonkills2
    @jonkills2 3 роки тому

    This video is a classic. Who else is watching this in 2020.

  • @tamarasmith342
    @tamarasmith342 11 років тому

    Kmsl When He Said "Bitch He Gone Cheat On You Too"!!!!!

  • @imkomos
    @imkomos 9 років тому

    Speaking the truth through comedy Lol

  • @jqueeens22
    @jqueeens22 11 років тому

    dude be speaking truth man lmfao

  • @ChevyTheChevmentz92
    @ChevyTheChevmentz92 11 років тому

    I didn't know it had so many categories...learned something today.

  • @shaniawatkins1128
    @shaniawatkins1128 12 років тому

    sooooooooooooo sooooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooooo real KEEP IT THAT WAY

  • @litahardy21
    @litahardy21 12 років тому

    yo time right around the corner..lol

  • @Nightrider886
    @Nightrider886 12 років тому

    He was actually being true about the men having quanity over quality, and women having quality over quanity.

  • @0fficialdregs
    @0fficialdregs Рік тому

    lol this is the very first video of his that made me a fan

  • @Rocwitcha1
    @Rocwitcha1 11 років тому

    Congratulations on landing your role in Heat...very funny movie

  • @jamarwilliams27
    @jamarwilliams27 11 років тому

    "M.O.P. its money over personality" lol

  • @shaniquem9565
    @shaniquem9565 11 років тому +1

    * SNORTS* Huhhg i'Ma get it how i live! lmaoooooooo

  • @diamondhannah9248
    @diamondhannah9248 12 років тому

    The way he say a woman that sleeps with a lot of men ctfuu nd he never blink lol

  • @ashiadavies5647
    @ashiadavies5647 11 років тому

    Look at this face? You see this face? I dont need to work. LOOL

  • @lipro511
    @lipro511 11 років тому

    "he cheated on his woman for you. Bitch he gonna cheat on you too!!" i died laughing

  • @nuevent1
    @nuevent1 11 років тому

    That nigga said "BasketBall Hoes.. I Mean Wives As Bitches" LMAO !!! HAAHAH

  • @SuburbanSoccer
    @SuburbanSoccer 9 років тому

    this the funny type of nikka i would sit down in class to and start taking notes xD xD xD you funny a'f bro

  • @Forever95Love
    @Forever95Love 12 років тому

    1:12 "Ima Get It How I Live" ♥ :D

  • @Lightsquarekilla
    @Lightsquarekilla 12 років тому

    Dr.phil always tells me if they will do it with you... They will do it to you

  • @marlysharise7
    @marlysharise7 11 років тому

    i've literally have been watching all his videos bahaha he too funny and cute

  • @SouthChoreo
    @SouthChoreo 11 років тому

    HE SPEAKS SO FAST BUT IT'S SO FUNNY & TRUE

  • @bladikin1224
    @bladikin1224 11 років тому

    *pig noise* IM GUNNA GET IT HOW IT IS!! HELL NAW!

  • @DiaDiaaaa
    @DiaDiaaaa 6 років тому +2

    3:11 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nicoletbrown12
    @Nicoletbrown12 12 років тому

    "But they chose to do the right thing" lmbo