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  • Опубліковано 24 вер 2013
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  • @linesinthesand97
    @linesinthesand97 3 роки тому +4612

    Steven Seagal - the only man in history that could prevent Chris Farley from getting a laugh

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 3 роки тому +107

      Especially if Seagal is running at any point in a scene - that's prime comedic material right there.

    • @chrisfor01
      @chrisfor01 3 роки тому +21

      Agreed😂

    • @the503creepout7
      @the503creepout7 3 роки тому +82

      Charisma... vacuum.

    • @timfart9414
      @timfart9414 3 роки тому +12

      Casey Ryback!

    • @miketrevino8761
      @miketrevino8761 3 роки тому +13

      U met chuck Norris yet?

  • @Liverkiller
    @Liverkiller 2 роки тому +1082

    The most mind blowing thing is that in Steven Seagal’s head everything went perfect.

  • @JeffreyHeesch
    @JeffreyHeesch 2 роки тому +730

    You can actually tell where the jokes would have been had Steven Seagal been willing to have a sense of humor. The rapid switch in behavior depending on who was in the room, the mom having an entirely different version of the story behind the tattoo.
    It's almost like Seagal has never even laughed before.

    • @THEQueeferSutherland
      @THEQueeferSutherland 2 роки тому +27

      I think the only times he legitimately laughs is when violence happens... Someone got stabbed in the eye? 🤣Rape happened? Hilarious!

    • @SuiLover
      @SuiLover 2 роки тому +31

      Was Danny Trejo too young to replace Seagal in this sketch? Trejo is one of the tough, macho men to have a genuine sense of humour. He guest starred in an episode of Monk and it was funny and heartwarming whenever his character interacts with Tony Shaloub's.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime Рік тому +17

      ​@@SuiLover Trejo is actually older than Seagal, so age wouldn't be a problem. The issue is that it's 1991; Seagal was regarded as the next big action movie star whereas Trejo was still limited to minor film roles (one of these was in Marked for Death a year earlier, starring Seagal.)

    • @bowmanbrent419
      @bowmanbrent419 Рік тому +1

      @@IsmailofeRegime check out the big brains on Brad...Brett...I mean Ismail.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 Рік тому +4

      Obvious that he made up all his lines too: "I was part of the uh... SKC unit" and when asked what does that mean? Says "Oh... nothing... I was.. uh... a paid assassin"

  • @robertlee2092
    @robertlee2092 2 роки тому +330

    Jan Hooks is the real MVP here for at least getting the sketch moving again every time Seagal brings it to a dead halt and won’t give her any of the setups she’s clearly waiting for.

  • @davidkopec9442
    @davidkopec9442 3 роки тому +802

    Seagal managed to completely neutralize all the laughter out of a Farley sketch.

    • @Road2acept
      @Road2acept Рік тому +15

      It's kinda incredible. A Farley sketch; just don't laugh and your golden!

    • @Aaliyahchannel2024
      @Aaliyahchannel2024 4 місяці тому +5

      If there wasn't video of it....I wouldn't believe it too be possible. Chris is the definition of funny.

    • @amyvartanian7729
      @amyvartanian7729 3 місяці тому +5

      That was the must uncomfortable thing I have ever watched!' Then I saw this comment being so true as it is had 666 thumbs up? So I immediately had to change it 667! Lol

    • @ProJektorish
      @ProJektorish 2 місяці тому +2

      It'd be impressive if it weren't so scary.

    • @Simon-zo1vf
      @Simon-zo1vf 12 днів тому

      @@amyvartanian7729 I thought the same. Not funny, but uncomfortable to watch. I was waiting for a funny twist, but it didn't happen.

  • @Mantinhas
    @Mantinhas 3 роки тому +1130

    If Seagal had just stood there looking menacing and not uttered a word, this might have worked.

    • @masoudmoghavami6798
      @masoudmoghavami6798 3 роки тому +49

      Thats actually a great idea

    • @Dick_Valparaiso
      @Dick_Valparaiso 3 роки тому +67

      His wife could've sat by him as his interpreter. Chris's character could've been asking typical "So, what do you do for a living?/Jenny tells me you work for the government?"
      type of questions. The wife could answer, or have Steven whisper to her ear while she politely tells Chris that he enjoys reading books about torture and loves to reminisce
      about his time in the Philippines. Chris could then say something like "Yeah, I hear it's hot over there ...just like the women. Um, I mean your daughter. ...Uh, you have a lovely
      daughter, that Jennifer. ...Um, Jennifer is alright I mean. Then Steven (quiet and calculated): "You son of a bitch.". His wife: "He just gave you a nickname!"

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 3 роки тому +11

      @@Dick_Valparaiso Yes, something like that would have been better!

    • @invaderjaymz
      @invaderjaymz 2 роки тому +12

      There was nothing that could save this sketch the moment Seagal walked in the room.

    • @invaderjaymz
      @invaderjaymz 2 роки тому

      @Dougie J you thought the skit was funny???

  • @Scorch1028
    @Scorch1028 2 роки тому +97

    In this skit, Steven Seagal looks like a “visitor” in his own household. 😆

  • @TenthElementGraphics
    @TenthElementGraphics 2 роки тому +671

    fun fact: I watch SNL and take a shot every time something hilarious happens. Thanks to Stephen Seagal hosting, I was able to get sober. Thanks Stephen.

    • @Pelcurus
      @Pelcurus 2 роки тому +28

      I do the same thing: 20 years sober. 🎉😀🎈

    • @AuditAmplifier
      @AuditAmplifier Рік тому +2

      👏👏👏

    • @FirstNameJ0hn
      @FirstNameJ0hn Рік тому

      @@Pelcurus lmao

    • @heffe4257
      @heffe4257 Рік тому +5

      You’ve probably been sober for a long time then.

    • @jedijones
      @jedijones Рік тому +1

      @@Pelcurus LOL, I don't think it's healthy to go that long without alcohol.

  • @ethelwulfmountbattenderoth2286
    @ethelwulfmountbattenderoth2286 3 роки тому +555

    The SNL Cast looked like they couldn't wait for this to end.

    • @jakeh6980
      @jakeh6980 3 роки тому +41

      Yeah the girl looked extremely uncomfortable

    • @jedijones
      @jedijones Рік тому

      @@jakeh6980 That was sort of her character here though. She was supposed to be annoyed at constantly being asked to leave.

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 3 роки тому +279

    Rob Schneider wasn't acting. He was just that desperate to get out of the scene.

    • @ConsCope
      @ConsCope 10 місяців тому +2

      Sensei Tenderloin put Rob Schneider’s face through a table the sketch before.

    • @dreecma9004
      @dreecma9004 Місяць тому +1

      Rob Schneider can't act

  • @secondbest2877
    @secondbest2877 2 роки тому +141

    one of the most awkward skits in snl history

    • @mrdizzy678
      @mrdizzy678 Рік тому +1

      You got that right Brother, Ohhhh Yeeeaahhh!

    • @diskmort
      @diskmort Рік тому +8

      i know this skit is meant to be awkward but holy shit, this isn't even funny awkward, this is just straight up uncomfortably awkward

    • @bonson9156
      @bonson9156 14 днів тому

      that's why I love it

  • @jdmac44
    @jdmac44 2 роки тому +86

    I'm impressed how the cast managed to make bits of this sketch funny in spite of Seagal's participation! 😂

    • @V0YAG3R
      @V0YAG3R 6 місяців тому +1

      *Seagal’s sabotage

  • @danielglatz1643
    @danielglatz1643 3 роки тому +1675

    This had so much potential. Farleys character would’ve been hilarious if he had someone like Phil Hartman playing the dad

  • @jamierosino3762
    @jamierosino3762 3 роки тому +2821

    I saw the blu-ray version of this and in the commentary they said that Segal was supposed to switch from talking goofy like the mother whenever someone other than him and Farley were in the room and as soon as the two of them were alone he was supposed to switch to this serious killer. Hence why the mother keeps leaving to fetch stuff for Doug. Apparently Segal was so full of himself that he refused to act the goofy part because it was beneath him.

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 3 роки тому +506

      THAT would have been funny.

    • @bcoates87
      @bcoates87 3 роки тому +216

      Interesting, that would have been a great sketch. Sketch comedy is a team game. Everyone else did a great job, none of them were staring at the cue cards like you see a lot of the time nowadays.

    • @ongkhuongduy3498
      @ongkhuongduy3498 3 роки тому +248

      They might have overestimated his acting ability. The guy has one acting facial expression his whole career.

    • @RyanWilliams-qf1ok
      @RyanWilliams-qf1ok 3 роки тому +95

      "Apparently Segal was so full of himself that he refused to act the goofy part because it was beneath him."
      Is that what it said in the commentary?

    • @latenightguitaradventures3022
      @latenightguitaradventures3022 3 роки тому +73

      The fact he even got to be special forces in a SNL sketch was amazing.

  • @Treeeee2008
    @Treeeee2008 6 місяців тому +33

    It's only 6 minutes but it feels like 30, truly my favorite SNL sketch of all time!

    • @Silas-lc9op
      @Silas-lc9op Місяць тому

      This is your favorite sketch? It's awful..lol... It's not even funny.... unfortunatly because of Segal just sucks

  • @isaacbenavram5790
    @isaacbenavram5790 Рік тому +37

    Quite honestly I think this is pretty brilliant.
    Watching a host of professional comedians try to work around someone who can’t be funny is amazing.
    Also the fact that he must play a hardened killer in everything makes it feel so surreal.

  • @simonpenum
    @simonpenum 3 роки тому +982

    Most SnL hosts: sure I’ll dress in character
    Steven Segal: No I’m gonna dress like a 37 year old martial arts film star no matter what role I play

    • @RawOne911
      @RawOne911 2 роки тому +11

      Well I mean if they are supposed to be in highschool he could very well be 37 but the dressing like martial artist in every role might be kinda funny.

    • @ikillforacookie25
      @ikillforacookie25 2 роки тому +1

      you talking about brandon lee I watched a lot of interviews on him its seems he always wear those clothes its just me though

    • @brianbelcher4793
      @brianbelcher4793 2 роки тому +1

      How did he sell his "martial art" to ANYONE?
      Hahahahahaha!
      He should've been laughed out of Hollywood, but then again, it's Hollywood....hahaha

    • @deskish3930
      @deskish3930 2 роки тому +1

      if it was today he would be wearing his tactical gear instead

    • @stupoc6715
      @stupoc6715 2 роки тому

      Danzel Washington, Kevin Costner
      Hey ,either of you two guys want to portray a character in a movie. Sure , same character in every movie you make.

  • @adamwright9517
    @adamwright9517 3 роки тому +2205

    Seagal's like a black hole, sucking the life out of this sketch. It's like he's taken the rest of the cast hostage.

    • @bassnazi4713
      @bassnazi4713 3 роки тому +71

      Not exactly hostage, but maybe under siege?

    • @protosspc
      @protosspc 3 роки тому +8

      @R D Trump is funny. He riffs on stage for 2 hours at his rallies and it's hilarious. He's also been on SNL several times and it was good.

    • @protosspc
      @protosspc 3 роки тому +5

      @R D does R D stand for Racist Democrat?

    • @spacefertilizer
      @spacefertilizer 3 роки тому +11

      @David Christ why are you defending Segal everywhere in the comments? It’s not like it’s making his contribution to the sketch any less awful.

    • @DimitriosChannel
      @DimitriosChannel 3 роки тому

      Well said.

  • @sydhamelin1265
    @sydhamelin1265 10 місяців тому +67

    Seagal, 3 seconds before show time: "Ok, I better not hear anyone laughing. Let's go."

  • @krueger92
    @krueger92 10 місяців тому +12

    Bruce Willis played the exact same kind of character on Friends, except he actually made it funny.

  • @rajithmaligaspe
    @rajithmaligaspe 10 років тому +1343

    Hmmm. Kinda painful to watch Chris Farley trying to keep the sketch funny all by himself. They should've limited Steven's lines.

    • @sanoban
      @sanoban 10 років тому +25

      It's a bit long, but I think his cold demeanor is working well.

    • @hybridcypher
      @hybridcypher 10 років тому +23

      Couldn't agree more, why would they have an action star dominate a comedy sketch especially when he's not funny. Apparently Bad hosts were the number one thing that messed up alot of good SNL Sketches

    • @rajithmaligaspe
      @rajithmaligaspe 10 років тому +8

      LOL yeah, I can't even find his monologue on the SNL UA-cam channel!

    • @hybridcypher
      @hybridcypher 10 років тому +3

      ha, yeah, probably not worth keeping.

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 років тому +29

      westiesmum69 then please explain the complexities and nuances of Mr Seagals comedic performance to us as from what I can see it looked like a chunk of wood reading cue cards badly

  • @sawtanang
    @sawtanang 9 років тому +2658

    Seagal sucked every last bit of life out of this sketch.

    • @robjabbaz
      @robjabbaz 4 роки тому +46

      came on here 4 years later to write the exact same thing.

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 4 роки тому +2

      @@enklaev1465 lol you sound like a baby pointing out the obvious, like shouting *CLOUD* when looking at the sky. Sad.

    • @enklaev1465
      @enklaev1465 4 роки тому +20

      @@garywilson3042 I completely agree looking at this comment not entirely sure what I was thinking it's got no subject no character it's a single statement you are completely correct and I am embarrassed I cant tell you what exactly I was thinking perhaps I wanted to bait him into a debate or just annoy him not sure but most likely I wasnt thinking hard just sorta going through the motions dont let this ruin your interpretation of me I got a lot goin on

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 4 роки тому +7

      @@enklaev1465 wow, I wasn't expecting that, that is very commendable of you. Hope things are ok.

    • @chiefmegadeth
      @chiefmegadeth 3 роки тому +15

      I love Steven Seagal. But that was torture... He killed the mood for sure

  • @MRmanbearpig1993
    @MRmanbearpig1993 Рік тому +99

    Steven is such a great martial artist. What a strong powerful silent killer. The crowd respects him so much they dare not laugh.

  • @hectorlopez1069
    @hectorlopez1069 2 роки тому +56

    Farley is never forgotten for his amazing work on SNL. I wish drugs never got the best of him. One of the greatest comedians is truly special to SNL. Rip. Chris Farley

  • @johnnycarnevale
    @johnnycarnevale 3 роки тому +536

    R.I.P. to Chris Farley, Jan Hooks & Steven Seagal’s career

    • @edmundmclean2814
      @edmundmclean2814 3 роки тому +2

      😆

    • @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129
      @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129 2 роки тому +11

      And to Phil Hartman who should've done Seagal's part

    • @catholicdad
      @catholicdad 2 роки тому +4

      I forgot Jan Hooks died. Wow!

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 2 роки тому

      lol at the last one

    • @michaelparylak5649
      @michaelparylak5649 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah he did kind of fade Away into obscurity. didn't he? As a child I wondered what happened to him. His was one of the first movies I ever saw as a kid were we actually heard the bones crunching and cracking in the fight sequences 😁

  • @tobyjohn4682
    @tobyjohn4682 3 роки тому +251

    This sketch is pretty much steven bragging about how much of a badass he is.

    • @CNRhKXtreme
      @CNRhKXtreme 3 роки тому +24

      That's all of his products lmfao.

    • @BretuLauk
      @BretuLauk 3 роки тому +31

      which is ironic because the Mafia & Gene Lebell both made him shit his pants.

    • @CNRhKXtreme
      @CNRhKXtreme 3 роки тому +10

      @@BretuLauk Looks like Steven Seagal really is the shit, huh?

    • @freddiehoff7365
      @freddiehoff7365 3 роки тому +2

      @@BretuLauk somebody been listening to Sammy the bull

    • @DrowningSorrows1
      @DrowningSorrows1 3 роки тому +14

      That's what the entire episode was. Every skit's entire joke was "Seagal is awesome, everything else is lame."

  • @MicahBuzanMUSIC
    @MicahBuzanMUSIC 2 роки тому +248

    It's actually pretty funny how serious Steven Seagal takes himself. If he had less of an ego, we'd be laughing with him. Instead people are laughing at him.

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken 2 роки тому +1

      well. when you were beat the crap out of all the time. then learn to kick their asses back. you kind of lose that part of you. but at least he keeps humble. he could have been whacko segal LOL

    • @leannaburroughs5642
      @leannaburroughs5642 Рік тому

      What a total jackass. Why would SNL have him as a guest, totally untalented?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Рік тому

      @@ChickenMcThicckenkeeps humble? The guy’s a compulsive liar who makes up 99% of every impressive thing he’s done with his life

    • @exiles_dot_tv
      @exiles_dot_tv 7 місяців тому

      It's crazy whoever runs the SNL account decided to post this as a highlight on UA-cam. At least they didn't bother crediting him, ha.

    • @damiantirado9616
      @damiantirado9616 6 місяців тому

      @@ChickenMcThicckenSteven Seagal has gotten his ass kicked by tons of martial artists he even ran away once. The dude is a loser

  • @antidotetodoublespeak311
    @antidotetodoublespeak311 2 роки тому +26

    I’m fantasizing about Farley doing a frantic “Theres you, there’s me!” And then flattening Seagal

  • @floridapctutor
    @floridapctutor 3 роки тому +367

    I stopped this halfway through to scroll down the comments and see if everyone else thought this is as bad as I thought it was. Yeah, it's awful.

  • @CameronAllOneWord
    @CameronAllOneWord 3 роки тому +289

    Seagal was way too concerned with trying to come off as a badass for this sketch rather than trying to be funny. Guy takes himself way too seriously

    • @NorthPhilly-zr7xc
      @NorthPhilly-zr7xc 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah now he's round!

    • @conorsmith8551
      @conorsmith8551 2 роки тому +1

      I thought he was told to be like this for the sketch but I don't even know now 😅

    • @danskyl7279
      @danskyl7279 2 роки тому +1

      The only character Seagal wants to play is cool and badass. Replace him with Jackie chan, Jet li or Donnie Yen and this sketch would be 10 better.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime Рік тому +1

      @@conorsmith8551 Not quite. Among other things he was supposed to act like a goofy "nice guy" whenever the mother was around but then revert to deadly seriousness when she left the room. Instead Seagal decided to act like he was always and forever the ultimate badass.

    • @NoPastNoFate
      @NoPastNoFate Рік тому +1

      He is a narcissist. It is all to cover up his frail limp dick ego.

  • @thegreatrenaldo7718
    @thegreatrenaldo7718 Рік тому +7

    At the end the audience was like do we clap or leave?

  • @pallmall5495
    @pallmall5495 Рік тому +79

    Seagal really needs his own comedy show. Such a funny, witty guy.

    • @offensivebeefroast5407
      @offensivebeefroast5407 Рік тому

      Alone

    • @pallmall5495
      @pallmall5495 Рік тому

      @SEEK R/Whooooosh!!!!!!!!

    • @Lando_Calzonian_MK8
      @Lando_Calzonian_MK8 Рік тому +1

      I know, he’s the most fucking hilarious guy ever, it’s kinda disappointing to know there will never be someone as funny as him again tho

    • @pallmall5495
      @pallmall5495 Рік тому +2

      @@Lando_Calzonian_MK8 he has a pay per view special coming soon to Comedy Central. It is called " Laugh or I will put you in a choke hold and use various Judo moves on you".

    • @Lando_Calzonian_MK8
      @Lando_Calzonian_MK8 Рік тому +2

      @@pallmall5495 Real

  • @whackcracka
    @whackcracka 3 роки тому +707

    The guy can’t do comedy, but his movies are a laughing stock..
    Go figure

    • @leebrowwski
      @leebrowwski 3 роки тому +6

      yeah whadda nassole- his reality tv shtunk too!

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 роки тому

      @Ryan A Seagal isn’t any worse of an actor than Adam Sandler

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 роки тому +1

      Because his films are unintentionally funny? Its only funny when someone takes themselves too seriously

    • @lukaz3336
      @lukaz3336 3 роки тому +1

      @@nsasupporter7557 Adam Sandler can act. When he puts actual effort into it.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 роки тому

      @@lukaz3336 no he can’t. There’s never been a time where he’s acted. He plays himself in every shit movie and gets angry and loses his temper

  • @4mevrywhr2evrywhr
    @4mevrywhr2evrywhr 9 років тому +669

    Lorne did say in a couple of interviews that Seagal is the worst celebrity that has ever come to SNL to host.

    • @evenflow5491
      @evenflow5491 4 роки тому +27

      4mevrywhr2evrywhr not even in interviews, when Nicolas Cage hosted he said it bluntly in his opening monologue

    • @quincee3376
      @quincee3376 3 роки тому +4

      I've heard that from a few others too. I forget who it was. I think Dana Carvey was one. I can't quite remember.

    • @joey4010
      @joey4010 3 роки тому +4

      I believe it .

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 3 роки тому +23

      Steven Seagal was banned from SNL after he hosted this one, cuz he was such a prick and unfunny asshat.

    • @markshaw2009
      @markshaw2009 3 роки тому +5

      Milton Berle was the worst, that episode only aired once and was never in syndication. Only recently available with all episodes.

  • @kiwiadventures3773
    @kiwiadventures3773 2 роки тому +6

    Rumour has it he is still on set at SNL waiting for the laughs

  • @kujo5998
    @kujo5998 2 роки тому +50

    It makes me insane that Segal was, is, or EVER has been even remotely famous. That guy should have worked as a car mechanic and just bragged to random strangers that didn’t care, instead of the entire world, about all his fake, pathetic non-accomplishments. THAT would be a just universe…

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому +2

      Agree 100% brother

    • @renestuder515
      @renestuder515 Рік тому +3

      It baffles me too. I have never understood why people liked his movies that much back in the 90s. I mean, we had Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, Russell, Van Damme and Jackie Chan! Why would anyone bother with Seagal?

    • @Lark1610
      @Lark1610 4 місяці тому

      Well, allegedly (though as far as I know it is quite well researched) he was supported by mobsters who put a lot of money into making him an action star. Thanks to that affiliations he was able to get starring roles in his first big movies, since there were bribes and even some unlawful menace involved when it came to convincing people in movie industry to hire Seagal.

  • @hugohugo37
    @hugohugo37 10 років тому +829

    If you are only half way through this video and you are wondering if it's going to get funny at the end, **spoiler alert*** it doesn't.

    • @LLOOYYYDD
      @LLOOYYYDD 9 років тому +13

      i made it to 2 minutes, this skit is really bad

    • @hondamanvtec2894
      @hondamanvtec2894 5 років тому +8

      Christopher Hawkins what are you smoking?
      This was funny from the start to the end

    • @tktty
      @tktty 5 років тому +6

      The skit is funny, but Segal is a horrible actor. But we all knew that.

    • @deborahcabot3100
      @deborahcabot3100 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for the heads up, I couldn't watch this anymore.

    • @danielglatz1643
      @danielglatz1643 3 роки тому +8

      Had a lot of potential. Chris’s character could’ve been gold with a good counterpart dad actor. Would’ve been a good role for Phil Hartman

  • @BC99
    @BC99 3 роки тому +78

    This is like an after school special about an abusive father. Hooks and Schneider struggle valiantly to squeeze a few laughs out of thin air.

  • @jwallaby7895
    @jwallaby7895 Рік тому +60

    I think the star of this entire sketch was Farley's cool hair.

  • @thomasobrien1841
    @thomasobrien1841 Рік тому +8

    Fun fact: this is the only skit from Segal’s episode available on the official SNL UA-cam channel

  • @jimmyguitar2933
    @jimmyguitar2933 3 роки тому +176

    As soon as Seagull walked in, you could feel all the energy being sucked out of the entire house.

    • @HVLLOWS1999
      @HVLLOWS1999 2 роки тому +12

      It was once he said his first line it was so quite and flat. Him just staring at Chris and not shacking his hand was pretty good.

  • @fartzerelli1385
    @fartzerelli1385 3 роки тому +87

    His acting equals his guitar skills.

  • @Sandwich420
    @Sandwich420 Рік тому +18

    3:20 is the closest you will ever get to Seagal being funny

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 3 місяці тому

      And no one laughed which is....the appropriate response

  • @nickdegugs7190
    @nickdegugs7190 10 місяців тому +3

    My god I think I could think of 1000 ways this sketch could’ve gone better.

  • @AaronStark1993
    @AaronStark1993 3 роки тому +253

    Absolute crickets every time Seagal opens his mouth.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 роки тому

      @Aaron Stark same with Farley, don’t just pick on Seagal

    • @AaronStark1993
      @AaronStark1993 3 роки тому +5

      @@nsasupporter7557 - He deserves to get picked on. Apparently he was an absolute nightmare on the show and was banned from ever hosting again.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 роки тому

      @@AaronStark1993 I know, I’m just saying it was Farley’s fault too that the skit sucked

    • @AaronStark1993
      @AaronStark1993 3 роки тому +4

      @@nsasupporter7557 - How so?

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 роки тому

      @@AaronStark1993 “How so?” Uhh... did you not watch the skit?? He Wasn’t funny! Chris Farley wasn’t that funny anyway. If he was he could’ve carried his own and not let Seagal ruin the skit. All of you people need to wake up and realize that Farley wasn’t that funny, he had his moments yes, but was he funny all the time? HELL NO. His only funny moments were the Matt Foley skit and the Chip N Dale dancer skit, that was it.

  • @sealteamryx6758
    @sealteamryx6758 3 роки тому +160

    I bet Segal refused to do any skits that made him appear silly or wussy in anyway lol what a dork

    • @KleWdSide
      @KleWdSide 3 роки тому +20

      He refused to do a Hans & Franz skit just because the duo claimed they could beat him up.
      So... you're right.

    • @tommitchell7294
      @tommitchell7294 2 роки тому

      Seagal and Commie Trump are the same douchebags --- can't take any criticism and cry like babies when they are mocked

  • @666Otomo
    @666Otomo 9 місяців тому +3

    You can tell Farley is trying to work with Seagal but you can tell he's clearly not enjoying it.

  • @capt.obvious9058
    @capt.obvious9058 Рік тому +5

    Seagal now does most of his scenes sitting as a Sniper....eating spaghetti.

  • @publicaccount1589
    @publicaccount1589 3 роки тому +126

    So Mr Seagal do you have any ideas for sketches this week? Yeah...I wanna play a father...who's also an assassin. UH...OK anything else? Yeah....I wanna play a chef. OK that's interesting. And the chef is an assassin. OK...any other ideas? Yeah...how about I play a school teacher but here's the crazy twist...

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 3 роки тому +7

      ... the school teacher is also....a birthday clown !

    • @_4shy
      @_4shy 3 роки тому +16

      @@jimreily7538 who's part time job is being an assassin

    • @thisguy7509
      @thisguy7509 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you this comment made me chuckle

    • @pistolpete667
      @pistolpete667 3 роки тому +3

      So hes loke michael Scott at improv always pulling a gun

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 3 роки тому +2

      @@jimreily7538 who also assassinates clowns

  • @martinpotts
    @martinpotts 6 років тому +390

    Well that’s 7 minutes i’l have to owe back to Xhamster.

    • @evenflow5491
      @evenflow5491 4 роки тому +8

      martinpotts a tragic loss

    • @morty215fightclubbringyour7
      @morty215fightclubbringyour7 3 роки тому +3

      🤦🏿‍♂️🤣

    • @lannyqualls9428
      @lannyqualls9428 3 роки тому +2

      😎👍

    • @xnetpc
      @xnetpc 3 роки тому +7

      You should sign up for xhamster premium. You can cut that 7 minute loss down to 3 minutes or less, guaranteed.

    • @MrjEWlock
      @MrjEWlock 3 роки тому +24

      This Xhamster joke held up better than Steven Segal's career.

  • @rawkguy4896
    @rawkguy4896 Рік тому +5

    This is one of the truest tests of endurance ever. I still can't make it to the end no matter how hard I try.

    • @adamdesanti6713
      @adamdesanti6713 5 місяців тому

      I lasted one minute and went immediately to the comments. No disrespect to Chris or SNL legend Jan Hooks.

  • @lewishiniski1276
    @lewishiniski1276 Рік тому +2

    The vast emptiness of silence had more noise than this sketch.

  • @blackirish6868
    @blackirish6868 3 роки тому +460

    Jesus Christ Seagal doesn't have an ounce of comic timing.

    • @MrBiggysmalls87
      @MrBiggysmalls87 3 роки тому +8

      It’s called comedic timing.

    • @leebrowwski
      @leebrowwski 3 роки тому +4

      he'd need half a brain.

    • @MrBiggysmalls87
      @MrBiggysmalls87 3 роки тому +5

      @@sheateeley1 alright mr. failed comedian...

    • @djcease1996
      @djcease1996 3 роки тому +1

      Seriously? I found this hilarious

  • @keithhepworth6029
    @keithhepworth6029 3 роки тому +56

    This reminds me of a prostate exam: lasts a little too long and uncomfortable for everyone involved.

  • @rodneylyn1604
    @rodneylyn1604 Рік тому +18

    Now I know what a slow painful death feels like !

  • @hallowsgate3232
    @hallowsgate3232 7 місяців тому +1

    Boy this one had all the energy of a baked hot pocket.

  • @AntiYourFacePhD
    @AntiYourFacePhD 3 роки тому +410

    This sketch was so weird and so bizarre, it almost veered into anti-comedy/cringe humor territory. Mostly because it felt like Seagal would have actually murdered Chris Farley on stage.

    • @sampsonlll1825
      @sampsonlll1825 3 роки тому +7

      Seagal is a overrated hack. Always has been, will continue to always be one.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 роки тому +3

      @@Javajavajav that’s why this was a bad skit, it wasn’t just Seagal. It was Farley too. Chris Farley wasn’t all that funny in general. He had his moments when he was funny but that was it. He should’ve been able to hold his own but he didn’t because he’s not very funny

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 роки тому

      @@sampsonlll1825 Seagal’s not anymore overrated than Adam Sandler is. Sandler is the most overrated celebrity who’s ever lived, the guy is a pathetic loser and everybody worships him like he’s a god

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 3 роки тому +2

      @@sampsonlll1825 chill, if you can't enjoy a Seagal marathon, that's a shame.

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 3 роки тому +5

      @@nsasupporter7557 Sandler is overrated because you don't like him? Lol Not everyone likes everything, but the majority of the people enjoy at least several of Sandlers movies. Slapstick comedy isn't for everyone, but Sandler is a master at it.

  • @Hayne0212591997
    @Hayne0212591997 6 років тому +335

    Are we not going to mention how hilarious Schneider was? He was the funniest thing in this whole sketch 😂

    • @KoRnBaKo
      @KoRnBaKo 5 років тому +7

      Yes!

    • @B-Mag
      @B-Mag 4 роки тому +10

      Seagal had Farley stumped

    • @epicon6
      @epicon6 4 роки тому +3

      Why wouldn't we notice Schneider?

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 3 роки тому +4

      No Farley is a legend

    • @masterzombie161
      @masterzombie161 3 роки тому +11

      Chris held his own but good lord the actual actors deserved an award dealing with that loser steven.

  • @NathanielOldmeadow
    @NathanielOldmeadow 2 роки тому +3

    The crickets at the start had it right

  • @jermar1979
    @jermar1979 Рік тому +68

    Even during a crappy sketch Farley still makes it hilarious! 😂

    • @r3tr0actiongamer24
      @r3tr0actiongamer24 Рік тому +1

      Not even Farley could save this sketch

    • @SnowyNightFlyer
      @SnowyNightFlyer Рік тому +4

      Farley worked his ass off to save it.

    • @queitn6287
      @queitn6287 Рік тому +1

      @@SnowyNightFlyerfor real lol

    • @Professor__S
      @Professor__S 9 місяців тому

      Farley was thinking "God, I need a bottle of whiskey and a line of heroin after working with this cunt"😂

  • @stewarth8390
    @stewarth8390 3 роки тому +133

    Only Segal could suck the life out of a room with one of the funniest guys in history 🤦‍♂️

  • @aengusk3313
    @aengusk3313 3 роки тому +37

    did anyone tell Steven Seagal this was meant to be a comedy sketch?

  • @jakemva2604
    @jakemva2604 Рік тому +2

    You can tell it's funny because of all the laughter.

  • @michaelburke7978
    @michaelburke7978 Рік тому +4

    The charisma is off the charts

  • @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE
    @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE 5 років тому +61

    Well that was uncomfortable.

  • @angeldelamarin9297
    @angeldelamarin9297 5 років тому +64

    I hardly think that seagal touched humour in his life

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 4 роки тому

      Well, the book was funny. LoL, oh wait, that is not Steven, hes just a... hard cover.

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 3 роки тому +2

      He only touched women against their wish

    • @christinasavannah7992
      @christinasavannah7992 3 роки тому

      He not a joking man....this man is very serious

    • @sonnydash4987
      @sonnydash4987 3 роки тому

      Ever seen him run?
      Gold.

  • @theDestinationisnow.
    @theDestinationisnow. 6 місяців тому +2

    the best skit ive ever seen from snl

  • @alecdorfman4871
    @alecdorfman4871 Рік тому +2

    It's my mission in life to show Steven the comments section for any video with him in it.

  • @666tickets
    @666tickets 5 років тому +358

    I feel sorry for those in the audience. Imagine being there for the first time, looking forward to see the sketches acted out live and in person... Only to see Seagal being the worst host ever.

    • @superlex611
      @superlex611 4 роки тому +21

      I don't know why he was invited to begin with

    • @AbigorRealm69
      @AbigorRealm69 3 роки тому +15

      Cause he was kinda big in the early 90s

    • @christaylor7916
      @christaylor7916 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @ryanrobertson7218
      @ryanrobertson7218 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine being able to say you saw the worst host. The feel bad for the Rhonda rousey audience.

    • @MrZackavelli
      @MrZackavelli 3 роки тому +5

      Well, it was a pretty historic episode, even if it was for all the wrong reasons. So they can at least say they were apart of history.

  • @carlitosamba8161
    @carlitosamba8161 3 роки тому +101

    Damn, steven's hilarious i can't wait for him to get back on stage and put an entire audience to sleep

    • @sahej6939
      @sahej6939 Рік тому +3

      He’s busy in Russ i a 😂

  • @cafeterialoca
    @cafeterialoca 2 роки тому +3

    Legit feels like he would actually attack anyone in that skit.

  • @hectorlopez1069
    @hectorlopez1069 2 роки тому +4

    SNL of the 90s was beautiful and amazing.

  • @Sabundy
    @Sabundy 6 років тому +280

    what's funny is that Seagal is now about as big/fat as what Farley is here.

    • @laughingalien
      @laughingalien 5 років тому +24

      Imaging trying to find a big/fat body double to do absolutely nothing in his straight to the $5 bin videos.

    • @Sabundy
      @Sabundy 3 роки тому +1

      @Black Ninja I stand corrected

    • @tobyjohn4682
      @tobyjohn4682 3 роки тому +20

      Chris was big but he was agile for his size.

    • @MrZackavelli
      @MrZackavelli 3 роки тому +1

      @@tobyjohn4682 He really was, wasn't he?

    • @marietanner7538
      @marietanner7538 3 роки тому +11

      Yea but fat worked for Farley cuz he made it funny, Segal just looks old, worn out and bloated

  • @trust5977
    @trust5977 3 роки тому +29

    It takes some special skills to make a Chris Farley sketch dull. Steven Seagal has hose skills.

  • @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816
    @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 Рік тому +8

    damn Segal should've been made a regular cast member this was hilarious! he brings an attitude and energy that was sorely needed. best action movie actor of all time.

  • @bieberninja1
    @bieberninja1 3 роки тому +27

    seagal reminded the entire studio audience about every awkward conversation they have ever had with an adult when they were a teen

    • @sahej6939
      @sahej6939 Рік тому

      The daughter was his hostage… couldn’t wait to get out of that house!

  • @Silas-lc9op
    @Silas-lc9op 3 роки тому +47

    I feel bad for anyone having to do sketch with Segal.

    • @TheListenerCanon
      @TheListenerCanon 2 роки тому

      I feel bad for anyone who has to work with Seagal.

  • @topdawg3359
    @topdawg3359 2 роки тому +1

    I only clicked cus I saw Chris. The way Adam Sandler misses him is heart wrenching.

  • @allismile0
    @allismile0 8 місяців тому +3

    This is still somehow funnier than anything on SNL today

  • @Reggie2000
    @Reggie2000 3 роки тому +131

    I get that Seagal is garbage, but how was this ever supposed to be funny? I mean this whole script sucks.
    As far as i can tell, the dad was supposed to alternate between being both Mr perfect nice dad, and a psychopath, but maybe it was all and act...maybe.

    • @Cron0s91
      @Cron0s91 3 роки тому +17

      Good acting, facial expressions, comedic timing, etc. Not just sitting right there reading a script.

    • @Neceros
      @Neceros 3 роки тому +16

      Consider if the dad was extremely jovial and family committed the whole time, but has a secret dark side he never shows his family. When they aren't around he could be hostile, intimidating, or overly protective... until the family walks back in.

    • @Vill1988
      @Vill1988 3 роки тому +17

      I mean the skit is very below average but an even decent comedic actor could do SOMETHING with it. Segal just played himself. When has he ever NOT played himself in anything?

    • @braxtonslife7779
      @braxtonslife7779 3 роки тому +2

      @PhoneWalletKeys Don’t snl actors co-write scripts? I thought they did have impact on the material.

    • @virgilhilts2552
      @virgilhilts2552 3 роки тому +3

      @@Neceros exactly. I believe this particular episode potentially could improve if Segal simply kicked Farley's ass while the family is absent. Ironically, Segals forte is kicking ass while being completely serious while Farley's forte is to get his ass kicked, fall down, stand up, make face turn red. Simple but it works. Instead, they're both sitting in this couch doing none of that. It's like having two race cars parked in a garage going nowhere.

  • @jcee6886
    @jcee6886 5 років тому +37

    I hear crickets when seagull speaks.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy Рік тому +2

    "Well, I'm sure your mother is beautiful in her own way."
    "...no."

  • @Stu_Pedazzo
    @Stu_Pedazzo 2 роки тому +1

    Because whispering in sketches is just so helpful and mysterious.

  • @lavonaffair
    @lavonaffair 6 років тому +63

    Doug still lives in a van down by the river. He'll graduate one day, in that big graduation in the sky...

  • @TheHalloweenKing
    @TheHalloweenKing 3 роки тому +50

    You can tell Farley hated him. No chemistry at all between them

    • @deemoe7301
      @deemoe7301 3 роки тому +2

      Wow good point!!!

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 3 роки тому +8

      Hard to have chemistry with a no talent, but somehow, arrogant piece of wood (Seagal).

  • @cafeterialoca
    @cafeterialoca 2 роки тому +4

    The fact that Segal is still alive while Chris Farley is gone...

  • @dfense434
    @dfense434 2 роки тому +5

    Farley and Schneider still make this funny

  • @LocalMachine
    @LocalMachine 3 роки тому +10

    1:04 Seagal missed the couch and almost sat on the arm of couch.

  • @markcubanz43
    @markcubanz43 3 роки тому +45

    Would have been funny if Seagal was only serious around his family in order to gain respect around the house, but secretly nice to Farley, even asking him for a smoke too, then goes back to being a hardass when his family is around. Farleys character would be so confused. Lol

    • @Oldhollywoodfilms621
      @Oldhollywoodfilms621 3 роки тому +3

      Would have been better

    • @Pawnwarschess
      @Pawnwarschess 3 роки тому

      Then he would be a weak father figure

    • @boke75
      @boke75 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pawnwarschess And bad for his tough guy image...."no dice, Lorne".

    • @Paul77ozee
      @Paul77ozee 2 роки тому +1

      That was probably the original concept of the sketch.

    • @turkishjanitor3666
      @turkishjanitor3666 2 роки тому

      This was likely the idea, having him go from that rock solid, confrontational father to a friendly and grandma-like chatty guy when nobody's looking would feel accurate and more amusing, but this dude had to ruin even that beacuse of his ego.

  • @tman3479
    @tman3479 3 місяці тому +1

    Steven seagal is the only man who could turn a 6 minute sketch into and half hour one.

  • @fhuckgoogle4171
    @fhuckgoogle4171 2 роки тому +1

    “Get outta here.”
    That actually made me laugh.

  • @stproducciones9140
    @stproducciones9140 3 роки тому +241

    Man why did we have to lose Chris Farley but Seagal is still alive and kicking?

    • @northgeorgia7357
      @northgeorgia7357 2 роки тому +1

      Cause Seagal isn't over weight, works out, and doesn't smoke crack and meth, what are you fucking stupid

    • @joshuateubanks4302
      @joshuateubanks4302 2 роки тому +13

      Kicking might not be the best description.

    • @joshuateubanks4302
      @joshuateubanks4302 2 роки тому +1

      Seagal is definitely overweight, and doesnt look like works out too much these days. Can you imagine what his ego would be like on Meth, or crack? He's terrible.

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 2 роки тому

      @@joshuateubanks4302 he obviously does a lot of cocaine, however.

    • @joshuateubanks4302
      @joshuateubanks4302 2 роки тому +5

      I dunno. No coke I've ever seen results in low activity, incomprehensible speech, and an ability to rec9gnize and perform wretchedly horrible screenplays.

  • @Lanwarder
    @Lanwarder 3 роки тому +11

    Hahaha so hilarious!!!! The best part is while they played the song and showed previews of other clips at the end...

  • @timwhite5562
    @timwhite5562 7 місяців тому +1

    This is probably the best performance Steven Segal has ever given. I can remember when you could walk into someone's house smoking a cigarette and no one thought about it.

  • @funnybusiness6491
    @funnybusiness6491 2 роки тому +3

    In the words of the late great Greg Giraldo, “I couldn’t cringe any harder if I was watching my mom in a bukaki video”.

  • @modularmuse
    @modularmuse 6 років тому +115

    I didn't think anyone could suck the life out of a Chris Farley sketch but here it is. The word banal comes to mind. I would have iked to see Phil Hartman on this one instead of Seagal.

  • @rdklarnet4120
    @rdklarnet4120 3 роки тому +14

    I remember seeing this when it first aired. I just remember loving how funny Chris is, and just adoring him.

  • @TheGoddamnJefe
    @TheGoddamnJefe 11 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact: Lorne Michaels didn’t have a single grey hair until this skit came along.

  • @frederickmcdougall3734
    @frederickmcdougall3734 8 місяців тому +1

    "I guess I will be 'waiting' here." What a punchline. Steven and his comedic timing!

  • @danl.2220
    @danl.2220 3 роки тому +8

    as soon as the "laugh" or "applause" sign went up, you know the crowd was like "huh? now?"