Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear
"They're an absolute eyesore but they artificially inflate the market value and that's all I need from them." is a great summary of the US housing market re: suburban housing
@@PeterDivine True, but the Chinese do it with apartments, rather than suburbs. Suburbs=cars=evil, so the internet doesn't care that you can carry out the same ponzi scheme just as well with apartments (arguable better, because it is easier to keep apartments vacant as pure investments compared to detached houses, because the maintenance costs can be dumped on whatever poor fools are living in the half-empty tower).
In light of what's recently occurred in the British Virgin Islands, it's almost like someone saw a pre-published version of this, and decided to use it as a primer...which is why I love Scam Island
Isn't it just amazing that we went from simple games in the 80s to games like this and more, then Spiff was released and has plundered his way through like a one-man Viking raiding army, I salute you good sir, you are one helluva bada**! Loved the video!
The Rev. Sir Dr. Spiff strikes again. He's -abused- *utilized* his doctorate in economics to make great wealth, capitalizing on sales with the Queen proffered by his knight title, and avoided any and all taxes as a clergyman in good standing. Quality work.
All I could think about while listening to this was the Extra History episodes on the South Sea Bubble and how much the Spiffing Brit reminded me of John Blunt whenever he talked about selling shares to the Queen.
0:17 as someone who loves this game, I can confirm this is basically it. Although I've managed to combined both the British and German personality into one single horrifying entity.
Some of the new DLC allow you to absolutely break the game by just selling pocket watches to some foreign king. I think I set up an automated trade loop whereby I eventually got like 500k per trip. You literally just need to complete the expedition to find the place and discover the king. Once the trading loop is set up, the money flows in by itself.
I love scam island! I love all of the bells that they have and their shares are sure worth investing in, they are very cheap and you can get a lot of money out of them!
Tbh, I would love to see a Deep Sky Derelicts video, cuz there must be exploits for the most British person in the British world to use. Correction, I'm sure that The Spiffing Brit will be able to find exploits, even if there effectively ain't none. One love ❤️
Just popping in because I finally found a nearby inport shop that sells Yorkshire Gold here in my backwater part of the USA and I thought you'd appreciate knowing you inspired an American to spend double the normal price of tea to drink your beverage of choice 😀
This made me wanna play the game fr ngl. Just a calming game about plundering ships weaker than your own, truly highlighting the charm of those soothing cozy games
Bro what game hasn’t this guy played? I legit saw this on the PlayStation store and it intrigued me so I said let me see the gameplay and how it is. I’ve done this with every game I’ve brought so far and this guy has been on the top every time for the games 😭
A Brit! In fact, a Spiffing Brit playing a German Game that isn't a Simulator?! Outrageous! What's next?! Gothic 1 and 2?! Nah but seriously, didn't expect to see Anno in my Notifications. One of the very few Game Series that are German but not either horribly bad or a Simulator Game Wait, is Anno 1800 still German-made? If not i'm now scared to watch the Video and what Ubisoft has done with Anno (which is an amazing Game Series) Prost & Cheers from the Bavarian Alps
@@HeinerGunnar It def was unplayable for most when it came out back in 2007. I remember a lot of People with back then having high end setups complaining about having to play at 17-23FPS. That said, i didnt mean to imply Crysis was or is a bad Game, but def a great example of "German Overengineering" - if you don't know what i mean. UA-cam "Kraut Space Magic" and compare the German Gun Manufacturers Focus to that of the Crysis Devs and you see what i mean, it's not a bad thing, but it for sure is funny
God I would love to see Spiffing Brit Make Pso2 and or Pso2 NGS a Perfectly Balanced Game as I try to for Pso2 NGS little by little!!! Man you are an inspiration!
I also won in Anno 14something without building anything. You just use the starting ship you get and search for the AI. Then you sink their ship. Because since you fired first and they try to run and thus don't even shoot back you win.
There are many stereotyps about us germans. Some we hate, like the whole Oktoberfest thing and how a lot of people think germany just bavaria. Some we agree with, like how we love beer. And love getting drunk with it. Or just in general. But, the Stereotyp of germans loving logistics, order, systems and regulations... Is 100% true and we love it. Even we make those jokes about us. Like that you need around 15 years to get the rigths to build a gardening shack in your garden. Even if you own the land you build it on, espacially then. That people think of us so organized that they misstake the DB to be on time. Ever. Wich is still the funniest shit ever. So yes, the broken german "ich leibe logistics" and the accompanying joke absolutly cracked me up. And yes, all that was just for "Funny joke, haha. Me like"
Dear Spiffing Brit, i recently found a game named: Plebby Quest, it has the queen in it and tea nation expandability. I found this might be a game for yourself to slay these plebbs.
TBH, as a staunch supporter of chrome, then Firefox, and occasionally dare I mention Edge, I am really enjoying Opera GX :P props Spiff for finding a sponsor that is actually really kind of decent
I might even swap to Opera GX after this ad xD this lad knows how to lure people to switching to different browser xD just showing the features that are actually better, for example Nekopara background xD
![THE BEST START! - Let's Play ANNO 1800 - Ep.1 [All DLC]](/img/n.gif)
As part of my other plan to make £1,000,000 you can download opera gx here for free: operagx.gg/TheSpiffingBrit4
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Is statman coming back to make a new video soon?
@@EEEEEEEE agreed
Maybe one day I will find a browser that the Microsoft store's checkout doesn't glitch out on, that would be nice.
already downloaded it a lot of time ago cuz opera gx it super good
If a game can manage to have 1,799 sequels, it must be good!
They are up to anno 2070 now
@@thespiffingbrit They even have Anno 2205
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear
@@AxxLAfriku I am so confused
THE.
Spiff: scams the Queen
Me: "WHAT? Is that even Spiff? Did they replace him?"
Spiff: Commits warcrime without having an army
Me: "ok fair enough.."
He must have forgotten his hourly cup of tea
Spiff, you're not you when you haven't had tea
Well he pointed out the priorities in the beginning. And obviously 'making ridicolous ammounts of money' is still higher on the list as even the Qeen.
The ever so tiny smell of coffee when up the spiffing Brit’s nose . And made him mad enough to scam the queen
"An average german who loves to build a supply chain"
As a german with well over 500h in Anno 1800: Yep, can't say anything against that
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Germany World championship tennis player Boris Becker sentenced to 2 years in jail for hiding £2 million in bankruptcy money.
Jawohl
Normal
Well, actually as a German myself I would like to notice, that the editors wrote Ich leibe instead of Ich liebe. Outrageous
I like how this strategy effectively turned into everyone versus the single aggressive AI.
Literally what the Brits did against Napoleon XD
You know, I love how dynamic the editors have been with the videos lately. So much movement and particle effects! Great job to them!
I will let them know :)
Don't complement the interns too much, they might think they can survive on their own.
@@armaanthompson8661 exactly, it's important to not make them too happy
@@cheesemaster1481 we don’t want the editing colonies to rebel.
@@cheesemaster1481 we’d have to send in the redcoats.
One day Spiff is gonna start exploiting real life to make £1,000,000s and show us all how he did it.
ONE DAY.
"They're an absolute eyesore but they artificially inflate the market value and that's all I need from them." is a great summary of the US housing market re: suburban housing
Hey, the Chinese do it better (or worse, depending on your point of view) than we ever could.
@@PeterDivine True, but the Chinese do it with apartments, rather than suburbs.
Suburbs=cars=evil, so the internet doesn't care that you can carry out the same ponzi scheme just as well with apartments (arguable better, because it is easier to keep apartments vacant as pure investments compared to detached houses, because the maintenance costs can be dumped on whatever poor fools are living in the half-empty tower).
what year do you think it is, 2004?
@@nuclearicebreaker been to Florida recently? Half the state is in the process of being converted to rows of identical beige houses lmfao
Better suburbs than inner city.
In light of what's recently occurred in the British Virgin Islands, it's almost like someone saw a pre-published version of this, and decided to use it as a primer...which is why I love Scam Island
I love Scam Island! Such great place to visit with the bells that magically appear then disappear every 10 minutes.
I haven't seen an island create and vanish so many bells since Animal Crossing
@PeterDivine new leaf or the other one
Isn't it just amazing that we went from simple games in the 80s to games like this and more, then Spiff was released and has plundered his way through like a one-man Viking raiding army, I salute you good sir, you are one helluva bada**! Loved the video!
FINALLY!!! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!! GLORIOUS ANNO 1800 EXPLOITS!!!
The Rev. Sir Dr. Spiff strikes again. He's -abused- *utilized* his doctorate in economics to make great wealth, capitalizing on sales with the Queen proffered by his knight title, and avoided any and all taxes as a clergyman in good standing. Quality work.
"Scam island will never be built at all"
Cryptoland team sheds a tear in guilt
Spiff is basically leeching off the rich. I approve this.
To be fair, this is how a stock market works. So in reality this is how the rich got rich. xD
@@Nuuboat by leaching off of richer people
i see
All I saw was the title and I was like "well, it was about time spiff just told us."
As a German, I can agree with the statement at 0:24
The very game was made by Germans, if memory is correct :D
Ich leibe logistics!
The time stamps are so greatly appreciated tysm for having so many, it does not go unnoticed :D
“No expenses = maximum profits”
If only it was that way IRL.
It's called investors. And if you happen to fail. You still get paid for doing the leg work
Nah you need some expenses, on paper, to write off and pay less taxes! Also if you want no expenses, sell NFTs!
@@johnlocke9383 Investing can result in loss of wealth though.
All I could think about while listening to this was the Extra History episodes on the South Sea Bubble and how much the Spiffing Brit reminded me of John Blunt whenever he talked about selling shares to the Queen.
An amazing video to top off a Friday. Cheers Spiff!
Have a great night!
Today on The Spiffing Brit: Spiff re-invents piracy
Recently found this game and immediately knew it needed Spiffing Brit to explain how to play properly
That was glorious. Well done Sir Spiff!
GG's all around!
Hey Spiff, you need to break the no man's sky economy. Me and my friend made billions in two days through certain exploits.
activated indium?
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Just dupe starship ai valves, done probably not very entertaining for a video
@@OfficialCelery why even do that when you can safe edit lol
@@x_Irongaming fair
Was definitely not getting ready to try and break the actual Law. Yes.
Very glad it’s a game 🤧
"Your city has become less attractive"
But its value is staggering!
I went to scam island for vacation and I met a Nigerian a prince that needed money to reclaim his throne. 10/10 would definitely recommend.
In this episode: Spiff bullies the Earl of Sandwich for hours while The Queen funds his Ponzi Scheme.
1:35 A gentleman of refinement I see, personally I prefer Cinnamon to Azuki or Coconut but with Nekopara there really is no wrong answer.
the fact that the brits stole the things in the museums and make visitors pay to see it is just hillarious
You can't be more wrong. Our museums are free to enter.
"With this amount of money, I think we can actually do something... *interesting* with the Queen."
- Spiff, 2022
Finally anno 1800, been waiting for its exploits. One of my favorite games
0:17 as someone who loves this game, I can confirm this is basically it. Although I've managed to combined both the British and German personality into one single horrifying entity.
You know what's scary about this? This tactic is used in real life too.
Pretty much the housing market.
If someone is dumb enough to fall for this, they deserve to be scammed
Not sure what you mean. Are you referring to the fraud, the piracy, or the companies owning their rivals?
@@BaddeJimme yeah, the latter. But more the whole shares/dividend/bonds system. It's so complex.
Some of the new DLC allow you to absolutely break the game by just selling pocket watches to some foreign king. I think I set up an automated trade loop whereby I eventually got like 500k per trip. You literally just need to complete the expedition to find the place and discover the king. Once the trading loop is set up, the money flows in by itself.
0:26 Just wrote "Logistik" wrong xD Ah spiff, you're so funny compared to us germans..
ah Marten doesn't notice the "leibe" instead of "liebe" must be an britisch man after all.
@@Quarks123 I'm actually a German, but you're right.
@@Marten_Zeug dachte ich mir, wollte dich nur aufziehen :D
@@Quarks123 Ja okay. Von wo kommen Sie eigentlich? Ich aus Hamburg. Ist schön hier am Hafen!
Such a great game with so many exploits, hope to see you break it some more!
I love scam island! I love all of the bells that they have and their shares are sure worth investing in, they are very cheap and you can get a lot of money out of them!
Normal people: lets work to earn
Spiff : stonks
each one of those bells resembles one extended car warranty certificate.
Simple, efficient, glorious. How delightful game play strategy. Just perfectly balanced like Spiff's tea
Came for the tea, stayed for the Coconut and Azusa.
This is what I imagine the actual AI apocalypse will look like. An AI just running a Spiffing Brit exploit IRL.
Tbh, I would love to see a Deep Sky Derelicts video, cuz there must be exploits for the most British person in the British world to use. Correction, I'm sure that The Spiffing Brit will be able to find exploits, even if there effectively ain't none.
One love ❤️
OMG been waiting a long time for this, thank you Spiffing from a big Anno 1800 fan-man lol
love anno so much
And I love scam island
I may just have to use some of these tactics in my current campaign playthrough. I love playing this game.
The city of bells - has a nice ring to it
Lol
Lol
Just popping in because I finally found a nearby inport shop that sells Yorkshire Gold here in my backwater part of the USA and I thought you'd appreciate knowing you inspired an American to spend double the normal price of tea to drink your beverage of choice 😀
It's somewhat strange that someone would be angry at you for buying shares of his company. I mean why did you put shares up in the first place?
To be angry about it when somebody buys them
Could we vote The Spiffing Brit as the leader of the UN so he can show us the ways of exploits?
Or the EU and show us the exploits of letting the germans pay für EVERYTHING
Oh wait thats what they actually do dont need the spiffing britt for that
that's called impearlaism. they already did that.
@@loppydoodle726 Not the pears
@@NovaTheVERmin lol
This made me wanna play the game fr ngl. Just a calming game about plundering ships weaker than your own, truly highlighting the charm of those soothing cozy games
Spiff somehow turned a city/economy game into a 1 man shipping and stock trader game
Bro what game hasn’t this guy played? I legit saw this on the PlayStation store and it intrigued me so I said let me see the gameplay and how it is. I’ve done this with every game I’ve brought so far and this guy has been on the top every time for the games 😭
A Brit! In fact, a Spiffing Brit playing a German Game that isn't a Simulator?! Outrageous!
What's next?! Gothic 1 and 2?!
Nah but seriously, didn't expect to see Anno in my Notifications. One of the very few Game Series that are German but not either horribly bad or a Simulator Game
Wait, is Anno 1800 still German-made? If not i'm now scared to watch the Video and what Ubisoft has done with Anno (which is an amazing Game Series)
Prost & Cheers from the Bavarian Alps
yes, yes it is
wait when is anno 1945 coming out
@@dijital4801 it aint, 1+9+4+5 doesnt equal 9
its da rule
Crysis is German, and is neither shit nor simulator (aka boring shit)
@@HeinerGunnar It def was unplayable for most when it came out back in 2007. I remember a lot of People with back then having high end setups complaining about having to play at 17-23FPS.
That said, i didnt mean to imply Crysis was or is a bad Game, but def a great example of "German Overengineering" - if you don't know what i mean. UA-cam "Kraut Space Magic" and compare the German Gun Manufacturers Focus to that of the Crysis Devs and you see what i mean, it's not a bad thing, but it for sure is funny
Gotta love Spiff playing anno 1800 as a straight up pirate 😂
"We can do something interesting with the queen...."
Nooo, keep the queen pure and innocent and all powerful murder machine!
God I would love to see Spiffing Brit Make Pso2 and or Pso2 NGS a Perfectly Balanced Game as I try to for Pso2 NGS little by little!!! Man you are an inspiration!
With that soap, you're taking Yellow...to the cleaners.
I absolutely positively love scam island it is the best place to go on holiday and my ears are barely bleeding from the noise of the bells.
I also won in Anno 14something without building anything.
You just use the starting ship you get and search for the AI. Then you sink their ship. Because since you fired first and they try to run and thus don't even shoot back you win.
I feel like your titles alone have you on a UK watchlist without a doubt. Also when will we get a spiffing tea????????
So this is basically Pirate Simulator 1800
I fell in love with this channel, this is a fantastic experience
EDIT: I love scam island!
As a german, i wanted this video so much, just to get called out like that in the first 30 sec...
Considering the video is only 28 minutes long, I hope you weren't called out in the second 30min...
“We’re going to scam the Queen”
Quite literally the first Spiff video I have ever skipped in my life.
I thought this whole channel was about making millions by breaking every international law imaginable
Spiff plays Anno, just RPs the british navy circa 1800
There are many stereotyps about us germans. Some we hate, like the whole Oktoberfest thing and how a lot of people think germany just bavaria.
Some we agree with, like how we love beer. And love getting drunk with it. Or just in general.
But, the Stereotyp of germans loving logistics, order, systems and regulations... Is 100% true and we love it. Even we make those jokes about us. Like that you need around 15 years to get the rigths to build a gardening shack in your garden. Even if you own the land you build it on, espacially then. That people think of us so organized that they misstake the DB to be on time. Ever. Wich is still the funniest shit ever.
So yes, the broken german "ich leibe logistics" and the accompanying joke absolutly cracked me up.
And yes, all that was just for "Funny joke, haha. Me like"
I LOVE SCAM ISLAND!!! Thanks for your incredibly generous gift of shares! It's so great that it must be the power of Yorkshire tea at work...
I would love to see how this works in multiplayer, just against the AI is already insane.
I mean eventually the better AI/ multiplayer opponents build a battleship and sinks your flagship but until then, you're making bank.
Wow, thanks for diving into the details. I can't bell-ieve this strategy!
Made the swap to Opera GX recently, you can limit resources consumed and it's really great overall!
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@@BobMinecraft sure thing, have some copium yorkshire tea on the house friend
I can honestly say I have become a Spiffing Brit fan... Lol
I think I've watched nearly all the vids...and they are all fantastic! :)
I LOVE SCAM ISLAND
Spiff should revisit Age of Empires 2 and the latest dlc’s absolutely fair and balanced Urumi Swordsman unit.
I love scam island
Always fun to see how you manage to break the game in the most technical ways
I love Scam Island because have perfectly balanced Diving Bells.
I Love Scam Island - Going there for Fyre Festival 2 was amazing!
I wasn't going to watch this but you had me at breaking the law. I just hope the UN doesn't interrupt progress
"Rome wasn't Built-in A-day but Scam island wasn't built at all! and never will be!"
Hahahahaha! OMG that killed me.
Dear Spiffing Brit, i recently found a game named: Plebby Quest, it has the queen in it and tea nation expandability. I found this might be a game for yourself to slay these plebbs.
I love scam island!
24:07 What a crazy glitch. I love it. LOL
I love Scam Island the bells are really beautiful!
gothic 1 (really old and really good) you can just print money because the blacksmith has infinite amount of raw steel you can craft and sell him back
og title: "How to Get $1,000,000 in Anno 1800 with NO CITIES'
Scam Island is the most splendid place. A place of true value and full of Yorkshire Tea
TBH, as a staunch supporter of chrome, then Firefox, and occasionally dare I mention Edge, I am really enjoying Opera GX :P props Spiff for finding a sponsor that is actually really kind of decent
Just got my first box of Yorkshire Gold today. You, good sir, really know your tea.
I love Scam Island! Your content is always a great laugh.
I might even swap to Opera GX after this ad xD this lad knows how to lure people to switching to different browser xD just showing the features that are actually better, for example Nekopara background xD
It was the views from 30,000 feet, that I enjoyed so much. That's why I love Scam Island.
I love Scam Island! The bells are especially attractive!
I love Scam Island!!! Planning on moving there this summer.
I love scam island! Such a great place; didn't regret buying shares!
you are trully wonderful spiff, a caves of qud video could be very interesting as well
I Love Scam Island! Also feeding the algaritham, can't forget to feed the algaritham.
Sir Spiff said we come to two players and he is right we play the no violent way or the conqueror way, but he allways find a better way.
5:10 you are on you way to knighthood Spiff.
and at the end the Queen rules everything you have you gold and then.... oh yeah the real world.