Alan's Slang Words For Hairy - Knowing Me Knowing You - BBC
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2016
- Alan turns the table on Lawrence Knowles the PR expert the world Loves to Hate.
Taken from the classic comedy Knowing Me Knowing You (1994) which saw Steve Coogan’s bumbling sports anchor character from The Day Today (1994) get a shot at his own “chat show.”
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_'Let's hear it from the back waxers mouth!'_ - A classic line!
Glad to see the dermatologist was a young Tony Hairs!
The shit didn’t give me a second series
@@robsmithracing He dished the dirt on Lawrence though
Good catch.
Give him another series
I always thought there would be another one of these - although considering he shot someone dead at the end of this series perhaps it wasn't surprising that there wasn't . . . great show.
Let him on the telly.
@Alberto you beat me to it
.....ya bastard
Give me a second series you shit
Needless to say he had the last laugh.
Needles to say... I took drugs.
bring on my big pocket NOW!
“Enough to cover 12 small children.” 😂 😂😂 Vague non-statistics like that always make me laugh.
Patrick Marber looks like Tom Hardy playing Ronnie Kray.
I simply cannot believe Patrick Marber was only 30 years old in this series. He always played old men - I thought he was at least in his 50s. A bit scary how young these actors really were.
He wasn't when he played Colonel Slaphead.
Yeah and I don't suppose David Schneider ever had too much body hair. Funny how to be hirsute is not appealing nowadays. Like black but not Jewish.
I had no idea Peter O'Hanraha-Hanrahan was so hairy.
In what language did he conduct the subject of hair removal from his body?
Couple of observations on this:
- nice how it continues the tradition of Alan wanting to explain all his puns
- anyone else thing Coogan is deliberately channeling Noel Edmonds with the angry “bring on my big pocket now!”, in a kind of NTV / Noel’s HQ sort of way?
Yes and Richard Madley
Also, this being from the original broadcast, the line where Laurence mentions he has the same solicitor as Roger Moore is cut for time constraints, hence the rather sudden change in Alan's cockiness right at the end
Genius!
Moth banquette lol
That was bang out of order!
A Hairy back can be a very debilitating disease so he has every right to park in a handicap space.
Clive the dermatologist, somehow becomes Alan's boss on the BBC. Now that's hairy! 😃
Are you hairy, Mary?
Surprised he didn't say "Alright, keep your hair on."
I lost it at kiwi fruit 🤣
I never thought idd see Alans pocket as an iron maiden and thats not even the focal point. The layers are always endless
Wish I kept that big pocket.
Breezes.
Imagine BBC and this funny today. inconceivable.
Ok boomer 👍
@@listerofsmeg884 "Boomer?!!" No-one's said that in 10 years. Look at you pretending not to be an old fart.
There's gonna be a lawsuit - or should that be a hirsute...
Erm. No.
This was Tony Hayers side gig to psyche alan out
That was hypnosis expert Tony LeMesmer surely!
Clive Seely: Patient confidentiality. What's that?
They ought to do that to real tabloid ‘journalists’
Its Peter O ' Hanraha-Hanrahan!
....news!
Im sure bits of this series have been edited i remember after this he goes "I've got the same solicitor as Roger Moore" and Alan goes "ohhh god"
That's right but I didn't think it was Roger Moore but I can't think who else it was! He told a story about somebody getting an injunction against him earlier on didn't he?
@@HighlandMike325 It was David Dimbleby or something. Or the Dimbleby brothers something like that. He goes "Ive got the same solicitor as David Dimbleby". Alan goes "ha. big deal!" then he goes "...and Roger Moore"... "ohhh god.." lol. Its because in the episode before theres another bit which is now also cut out of that one where Alan goes" As you know we were due to have Roger Moore on the last show but he didn't turn up". He talks about Roger staying at the nearest hotel and claims that he stole some towels and there was some dispute about it and i think he says" Rogers great. ....but, he IS a towel thief!". Just what i remember from having the Double Vhs as a kid. Loads of other bits cut out too like where the husband in the Hollywood coulple is impotent and he gets the piss taken out of him by his own wife and Alan
@@sambaxter8236 it was Dave Lee Travis.
Correct I don't understand why it was edited out
Yes, it was DLT (Dave Lee Travis) the hairy cornflake but I think BBC removed it from the sketch because some trouble DLT was having with accusations at the time.
But Godzilla isn't even hairy...
Billy Furry lol
Why did they remove every reference to David Lee Travis?
Might be because of his indecent assault conviction
They can't handle references to sex pests, pervs and pedos. They edited out the Jimmy Savile joke at the seance in OFAH.
Was Travis a paedophile though?
Its Hanra hanraharahan off the news today or some Chris Morris
I see the BBC have censored the Dave Lee Travis remark at the end, utterly ruining the entire segment.
Tired of the Stalinist BBC censoring our comedians
Very sad to see the BBC put Britain in the same camp as China and Saudi Arabia in terms of censorship
John - You realise China (much more of true communist state than the BBC) doesn't allow free access to sites like this (or Wikipedia for that matter), so there wouldn't be anything left to censor as the whole social media platform would be blocked. Just saying, the annoying editing of the BBC isn't comparable to the totalitarian one-party state of China or the oppression of the people (esp. women) in Saudi Arabia.
Oh trust me, the BBC are trying their best to help get us on a par with China and Saudi Arabia
Not really, though hey. Not really. Perhaps watch a doco on Mao's China? Literally millions died.
Don't think it couldn't happen here. The BBC are doing everything they can to destroy the UK.
lol they cut out the bit where Laurence is telling Alan who his Lawyers represent (Dave Lee Travis and Roger Moore) which is why you hear the change in tone at the end of the interview.
For those who can't understand the BBCs decisions these days here's the missing bit:
Laurence: You'll be hearing from my lawyers
Alan: Ooo bit prickly or should I say hairy?
Laurence: I have the same Lawyer as Dave Lee Travis
Alan: Big Deal
Laurence: and Roger Moore
Alan: Oh God
Alan: Lawrence Knowles and Clive Seely
They also cut out the part where Laurence is arguing that his hairy back is a non-story so Alan asks the audience if they want to hear more. Why they edited those two out is a mystery but so is anything the BBC do these days.
Is it on the old videos?
@@waynemarsh1330 Yeah that would be ironic but I suspect the reason is Dave Lee Travis when he was convicted of indecent assault in 2014. Forced to sell his £1m home to pay legal costs. Maybe the BBC thought it would be in bad taste.
Fortunately I have the DVDs from pre-censorship days. Unfortunately I don't have a working DVD player :(
Isnt The yellow guy The guy who teached mr.bean Judo ???
yesssss!!!! was hoping someone would point this out.
David Schneider is his name. Appeared in numerous comedy progs in the 90's as well as Alan Partridge, including The Day Today again alongside Steve Coogan as Partridge (a sports reporter then) and Chris Morris. He was also the scientists in the opening few minutes if 28 Days later.
He's also the head of programming for the BBC and he was involved in a rather messy cheese incident among others.
nassim lolbasd All of them are aliases for one Tony le Mesmer. Not only an accomplished stage hypnotist, but also apparently a master of disguise. I ran these and other faces through face recognition software. They are all an exact match!
Taught
He used to be able to say medicine properly
Partridge hair shamed that man! Then made insults about his appearance. Also his doctor broke patient confidentiality and reveled in mocking him. Horrible people. How did Partridge keep his career after this? Was the doctor struck off?
I hope you’re joking
@@harrythomas1252 How could anyone joke about this sadistic behavior. Horrible way to treat someone.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alan's lying in a chat show grave. What does it say on his headstone?
@@commandingjudgedredd1841 News?
Isn't Clive a hypnotist
Moth blanket
you certainly keep your nose clean
Lawrence Knowles aka Bald Brummie.
Headshlapping?
@@isee7668 you're putting me off!
@@visionist7I know!
Why are they showing these old clips?
A couple of funny lines were cut out
Tom's Trade...
Isn't he Tony Hayers?
"Averagely haired" 😄
Oh Alan how you have aged
That's Tony hayers
In this clip he's Tony "hairs"
@Lord Nose Alright Lyn!
Cut the DLT gag eh beeb
Wonderful stuff! Way better than the new AP show ‘This Time’ which is woeful.
Yeah, I think Partridge went downhill after series one of I'm Alan Partidge.
Lovely stuff
Whoooo do you think you are
I like This Time
How does the bag of hair go from being on the sofa (2.12) to suddenly being on Knowles' lap (2.20)? Continuity error?
David James I believe it comes under the heading: 'Fake chat show, so who gives a fuck?'
A wizard did it
@@comanchio1976 I give a fuck. So you're wrong. So wrong.
@@davidjames579 You're right. I should have qualified the remark with "who; apart from the odd lunatic, gives a fuck"
@@comanchio1976 But in order for that to work I'd have to be a lunatic, so you've failed again. You're not very good at this are you?
"Twulve smowl chuldrun"
How do you spell Ah-haa 🤔
Billy Furry!
I love that they're gleefully destroying the guy for next to nothing. Gloriously pointless.
I was gonna have a sandwich until I saw Lawrence munch a bogie. Not now. Actually, I may never eat again.
It’s a good ‘un!
Just realised that American comedian Eric whoever and his co host of his show, Hannibal clearly ripped this idea. Again Americans proving they have zero originality.
In what way?
It's actually quite different. Spoofing chat shows isn't a new idea.
Second
Third
first
Your programmes were appalling the viewing figures were 9th of what we expected
Bit bitter, bit nasty
A Jewish entertainer.. Well i never...
Two jews and a irish manc 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
What’s your point boy?
But Godzilla isn't even hairy...