Dead ass I was staring at the UA-cam homepage out loud saying where is it talking about today's upload like a little kid throwing a tantrum I refresh the page and there it is like a gift sent from heaven God bless you Simmons.
I normally get a dead ass if I sit funny for long periods. You might want to check that out if it keeps happening because that could be nerve damage or signs of deep vein thrombosis.
burt saying he didnt realize the show was popular and was instead "some esoteric um.. subculture type of thing" was a surprising moment of clarity for him lmaooo
Yeah that snapped me back into paying attention. Seems 30 iq points above what Burt is portraying otherwise. Adds to my theory of him being a golem of Mr. Diamond's creation made entirely of elimination chocolate.
It’s ironic too that Simply quit on what ended up being the most content filled day we’ve had all Act 4 lol not that I really blame him though, it’s been rough
I love that one of the running bits of this season is if you call Burt gay he HAS to correct it and say he’s bisexual. Regardless of any other sentiment tied to the statement, that’s what he replies to lmao
W Fish for telling the audience to review bomb and harass the hotel until they got their possessions back. Who the hell did the hotel think they were trying to hold people's shit captive?
Sam took them to a gun range in Vegas so when you google Sam hyde Vegas shooting this footage comes up instead of the various posts about him being the Mandalay Bay shooter
They should have done the Mandalay Bay challenge and seen which fish could get the most crates of airsoft guns into a Mandalay Bay hotel room without getting caught.
Salute to AB for being an absolute warrior and keeping us engaged to an engageless show this past week. You are a gentleman and a saint and we appreciate you, thank you
I hope the season ends with Sam driving everyone out of Vegas, turns over his shoulder and mentions that he used all of the prize money to fund the vegas trip.
I haven't watched a single minute of the stream since like season 1 episode 3 or something. The Digest is perfect to keep up with the story... and then 6 months or so later I get to watch the episodes and relive the whole thing from another angle. It's great!
Dont think we haven't noticed, a b. The new and improved upbeat intro is great. And your edits are great as well. Along with your writing for the S2 episodes. I am grateful for your efforts.
10:39 you have to understand, Burt is Gold…. Burt is a machine, one of gods own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. And the fact he’s there,,,,,; “Fear and Burting in Las Vegas”
The Hotel raid was one of the greatest moments of the entire season. Definitely the best since the RV began. Sam flashing the hotel card and Jeff & Binx asking for “honest yelp reviews” had me doubled over laughing. EDIT: and AB left all the funniest bits out… it’s over..
Crazy that Jeff was legit homeless before they took him into a mansion and then brought him on a cross country road trip. I guess he wasn’t really going anywhere.
i just realized, this is still on theme for being a "fishtank". At least in the sense of what happens to a fish when it leaves the tank. It flops around, gasping for breath. And shoots guns.
Honestly this is like an extension of famous house. The fish signed up to be famous, and it seems like Sam and Jet are teaching them how. Theyre hammering home that they should always be entertaining, always on camera, and making the best of a weird or shitty situation. Youre more likely to see these particular fish doing more with streaming than any other cast. Also they should definitely do a rainman sketch with Burt while they're in vegas.
Probably coincidence/cope but that's a really good way to look at it. Fishtank, after it's main purpose of just being an entertaining livestream/reality show, has become about discovering genuinely screenworthy personalities that don't fit the Hollywood mold. So pivoting to basically an irl streaming field trip is thematically better for the last week and a half of the season than trying to salvage an avant guard concept they already exhausted the potential of in the first act.
Burt is always in character it seems, and always funny. Luke is just naturally charming. Binx is good with throwing in the one liners. She is genuinely witty. I don't get the Binx hate honestly. Mizzy... uhhh.. she has grown on me. She's not so bad.
Watching paint balling last night was hilarious. Ben giggling at Burt getting shot and Luke blasting everyone was actually some of the best this point in the season. Wish you included the audio jungle music from this portion too 😂
Thanks for making these! Its a bunmer seeing ppl complain. They made more content last month than most ppl make in a lifetime. What a ride. Hell to the yea
I totally get the complaints, as the paying users don't have a stable stream to tune into, but I think production has some plan and just made a few mistakes.
I don't think he's all around beloved. I think he is the prototypical freeloader especially in tight quarters. Revolting annoying and tiresome, but also fills the dead air when the remaining fish are boring/tired of the show. He just gets a lot of credit and support for his weight loss journey.
There have been some amazing moments if you're looking at it as the cast hanging out after the show going on a road trip this would be perfectly fine content for that but for the end of the show I don't kno? I'm still hoping that the very finale is epic style.
People forget the beginning of the last week in the house almost always sucks every season. Every dynamic gets exhausted and everyone is tired and indifferent towards everything. I don’t mind them trying this out. Plus burt in public is a spectacle to behold
yeah its really not that bad other than the technical problems, I'd rather they try something new and risky than let the house stagnate for another week
Nah cause they just torpedoed the show to go have friend tank/family road trip tank/irl streamer tank. Instead of having an epic finally, we are getting the ice posidence experience
The things is, the last week of this season looked promising because of famous house 2.0, until it didn't when production decided to cancel the event after only 2 days. Thats why the fan pushback has been bigger compared to the other last weeks of previous seasons.
@@kemosabe1313 Is the combination of seemingly bad decisions. RV trip or cancelled famous house 2.0 alone would not matter as much, but the two happened just after alex's wife and frank hassle
Sam has fucked with them so much that they don't understand when he is giving them real advice, like when he told Binx she doesn't need to try to add "funny ideas" to what Burt is doing, and her ideas won't make him any funnier.
All the people complaining need to lighten up. The Mizzler isn't as annoying as she previously was Sam is making a noticeable effort to mock Binx 32 more, the majority of what people were complaining about. And theres some decent bits here. Thanks to ABSimmons for not giving up.
Two things can be true. There are some funny moments in the Vegas stuff and the Vegas stuff is a terrible ending to Fishtank season 3. The fanboys who get upset by criticism of the show are no better than Marvel fanboys.
Burt needs to be equipped with a lave mic and go up and bother people while being fed lines and given direction through an earpiece by Production. Like letterman did with rupert jee
6:57 Sam says “can you go into the superstore and see if they’ll us film a live reality show” So this is how he sees it; not as fishtank live as it has been isolated, but some kind of other version were it’s more of a trailer park boys vibe. It makes sense, it’s not a bad idea if you have a good cast of people say, 2/3 men and 2/3 women.
Alex B would been perfect for this had he not shat the bed due to his goblin wife. He could’ve broke free and genuinely became self reliant and garnered a small bit of fame, and earnt that family inheritance. Noo, he wants to instagram live in a weird ass suit and glasses talking dogturd. He should relapse he would’ve been way cooler as a junkie.
Now that they are clear. Those lat scars look nasty. I cant believe somebody would get superficial surgery on that part of their body to have fake muscles put in. The old gun lady would have me annoyed ngl. Im no expert fanatic but damn just let me get used to this firearm and get comfortable. All up in their shit. Maybe its a bit
Dead ass I was staring at the UA-cam homepage out loud saying where is it talking about today's upload like a little kid throwing a tantrum I refresh the page and there it is like a gift sent from heaven God bless you Simmons.
due to their time zone the upload will likely come out later than it used to until the show ends
Thanks Simmons
AB this wasn't even a late upload I was just throwing a little tantrum like a bitch keep doing what you're doing we all love you. @@AyyyB
Dad ass
I normally get a dead ass if I sit funny for long periods. You might want to check that out if it keeps happening because that could be nerve damage or signs of deep vein thrombosis.
burt saying he didnt realize the show was popular and was instead "some esoteric um.. subculture type of thing" was a surprising moment of clarity for him lmaooo
Yeah that snapped me back into paying attention. Seems 30 iq points above what Burt is portraying otherwise. Adds to my theory of him being a golem of Mr. Diamond's creation made entirely of elimination chocolate.
@@gorgon5633 Oh my god this never crossed my mind, Burt IS the elimination chocolate
@@gorgon5633 Burt's very smart, he just has autism.
this is why nobody touches him lmao
Thank you, 🅰️🅱️, for not throwing in the towel like React Simply and some other clips channels have. I gotta see how this disaster unfolds.
It’s ironic too that Simply quit on what ended up being the most content filled day we’ve had all Act 4 lol not that I really blame him though, it’s been rough
They aint trusting the process
React did good for the time he put in. I hope he found a job lmao
what do you expect from ReactBrownly
Yeah thanks nigga
Salute Luke he served in Halo 1 2 and 3
I love that one of the running bits of this season is if you call Burt gay he HAS to correct it and say he’s bisexual. Regardless of any other sentiment tied to the statement, that’s what he replies to lmao
"-bisexual!!!!.."
W Fish for telling the audience to review bomb and harass the hotel until they got their possessions back. Who the hell did the hotel think they were trying to hold people's shit captive?
Sam took them to a gun range in Vegas so when you google Sam hyde Vegas shooting this footage comes up instead of the various posts about him being the Mandalay Bay shooter
My friend is actually the dude who pretended to be a news reporter breaking that story, it got picked up by an Israeli news agency immediately
I think he went there cause the isntructor's hot
They should have done the Mandalay Bay challenge and seen which fish could get the most crates of airsoft guns into a Mandalay Bay hotel room without getting caught.
Playing the SEO meta game
Salute to AB for being an absolute warrior and keeping us engaged to an engageless show this past week. You are a gentleman and a saint and we appreciate you, thank you
Watching the fishtank outside almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
burt not acting = acts like he is acting
burt acting = seems like hes not acting
Sam doing an impression of Burt ordering a hotdog had me in stitches, i really liked this episode!
@@swanyUK timestamp?
Timestamp?
Seriously what time?!?
Hey guys i found it 28:55
Everything being a possible elimination item for Burt had me dying, lol. Simple dumb shit like that always cracks me up
Fatty being too scared to play paintball then turns around saying he’d destroy them all if he played lol
AIRSOFT Fatty, not Paintball Fatty!!!
Lol Ben was so happy to have eaten that cowboy burger and hot dog he was like 😄
Fatty’s compulsive lying is starting to piss me off, it baffles me how none of them point it out to him whenever he’s making up another story
easy to explain, they don't want to lose cris points
cris runs this whole operation. wouldnt want to get on the boss's bad side
Because that's literally who he is
The funniest was him telling Burt he was also a paranoid schizophrenic, and the psychiatrist prescribed him 900 mgs of antipsychotics a day.
They know he's lying, they look at him like a child.
I hope the season ends with Sam driving everyone out of Vegas, turns over his shoulder and mentions that he used all of the prize money to fund the vegas trip.
BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIiiIIIP
Sam and Mizzy sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
Burt yelling at the bus driver is one of my top 5 fishtank moments now
I’m more dedicated to watching these than the stream itself
I haven't watched a single minute of the stream since like season 1 episode 3 or something. The Digest is perfect to keep up with the story... and then 6 months or so later I get to watch the episodes and relive the whole thing from another angle. It's great!
best channel on YT right now
I think Jeff is the most endearing freeloader
Odd way to spell annoying
HE'S ENDEARING TILL HE AINT ENDEARING ANYMOREEE ! !
Impossible when Jobe exists
@ true, it's a toss up
Glad to see you're still recapping and clipping ab
Digest is my favorite part of the day
the fishtank trail of tears
These are now the only way to watch the show thanks.
i love this esoteric subcultural show!
Ben is a sharpshooter. He's got that IDF training.
Honestly, they can just forget this season and hire Mizzy, Binx, Burt and especially Luke as part of the team. All four have earned a spot.
Binx??
The entire point of fishtank is lost: you are the director, stay inside
why would he do that when hes tryna fuck binx?
Dont think we haven't noticed, a b. The new and improved upbeat intro is great. And your edits are great as well. Along with your writing for the S2 episodes. I am grateful for your efforts.
2:58 + 10:39 + 19:02 + 20:01 + 21:07 + 31:08 + 32:37 + 33:31 + 34:17 + 36:20 + 37:01 + 40:19 Burt is eternal
16:14 chris the fallout raider
24:33 wut?
25:03 Jet explaining FNV lore to Burt
26:45 Neat FNV throwback with the Wild Wasteland soundbite
30:31 Sam N-drop 🥷🏿
31:07 "please" -Ben
38:23 Mizzy makes Sam smirk & look away
39:51 Ben W
THANK you for your service
10:39 you have to understand, Burt is Gold…. Burt is a machine, one of gods own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. And the fact he’s there,,,,,; “Fear and Burting in Las Vegas”
The Hotel raid was one of the greatest moments of the entire season. Definitely the best since the RV began.
Sam flashing the hotel card and Jeff & Binx asking for “honest yelp reviews” had me doubled over laughing.
EDIT: and AB left all the funniest bits out… it’s over..
Crazy that Jeff was legit homeless before they took him into a mansion and then brought him on a cross country road trip. I guess he wasn’t really going anywhere.
i just realized, this is still on theme for being a "fishtank". At least in the sense of what happens to a fish when it leaves the tank. It flops around, gasping for breath. And shoots guns.
18:51 maybe Ben is the real shooter and not Sam
AB these edits are amazing, youre making this shit make sense, keeps me hopeful for the fate of s3
Thank you simmons!!
Honestly this is like an extension of famous house. The fish signed up to be famous, and it seems like Sam and Jet are teaching them how. Theyre hammering home that they should always be entertaining, always on camera, and making the best of a weird or shitty situation. Youre more likely to see these particular fish doing more with streaming than any other cast.
Also they should definitely do a rainman sketch with Burt while they're in vegas.
Probably coincidence/cope but that's a really good way to look at it. Fishtank, after it's main purpose of just being an entertaining livestream/reality show, has become about discovering genuinely screenworthy personalities that don't fit the Hollywood mold. So pivoting to basically an irl streaming field trip is thematically better for the last week and a half of the season than trying to salvage an avant guard concept they already exhausted the potential of in the first act.
Burt is always in character it seems, and always funny. Luke is just naturally charming. Binx is good with throwing in the one liners. She is genuinely witty. I don't get the Binx hate honestly.
Mizzy... uhhh.. she has grown on me. She's not so bad.
Watching paint balling last night was hilarious. Ben giggling at Burt getting shot and Luke blasting everyone was actually some of the best this point in the season. Wish you included the audio jungle music from this portion too 😂
Stop.
@ can a man not enjoy this show without scrutiny?
@@stylo1822 no cause crybabies need constant entertainment in order to not stim to death. this will be way better edited imo.
Luke is straight up holding this whole thing together.
Thanks for making these!
Its a bunmer seeing ppl complain. They made more content last month than most ppl make in a lifetime. What a ride. Hell to the yea
I totally get the complaints, as the paying users don't have a stable stream to tune into, but I think production has some plan and just made a few mistakes.
Consume and get excited for next product
@@FerutElCampeadorthere is no plan. But you must trust the plan
hellz to tha yeaz fellow redditor! updoots to the left mah brothah!
Thanks for covering it even through all the BS man. I'm gonna miss the bob's burgers migga once S3 ends. I hope I see youuuu agaaaiin
Imagine if next famous house season would casts only Indians.
Fatty is an annoying liar. I don’t get why he’s so beloved.
The more weight he loses the less people will like him. The extreme obesity was a major part of the charm.
I don't think he's all around beloved. I think he is the prototypical freeloader especially in tight quarters. Revolting annoying and tiresome, but also fills the dead air when the remaining fish are boring/tired of the show. He just gets a lot of credit and support for his weight loss journey.
S3 becoming just a 00s MTV reality gauntlet is a good concept, it's a shame it just all happened haphazardly
Agreed, it's starting to feel like a proper fishtank shit*
*held up with duct tape and gum
As scuffed as this act has been so far there’s been some super funny moments
There have been some amazing moments if you're looking at it as the cast hanging out after the show going on a road trip this would be perfectly fine content for that but for the end of the show I don't kno? I'm still hoping that the very finale is epic style.
People forget the beginning of the last week in the house almost always sucks every season. Every dynamic gets exhausted and everyone is tired and indifferent towards everything. I don’t mind them trying this out. Plus burt in public is a spectacle to behold
i found this episode pretty entertaining.
yeah its really not that bad other than the technical problems, I'd rather they try something new and risky than let the house stagnate for another week
Nah cause they just torpedoed the show to go have friend tank/family road trip tank/irl streamer tank. Instead of having an epic finally, we are getting the ice posidence experience
The things is, the last week of this season looked promising because of famous house 2.0, until it didn't when production decided to cancel the event after only 2 days. Thats why the fan pushback has been bigger compared to the other last weeks of previous seasons.
@@kemosabe1313 Is the combination of seemingly bad decisions. RV trip or cancelled famous house 2.0 alone would not matter as much, but the two happened just after alex's wife and frank hassle
Thanks for your service!
THANK YOU COACH MCGURCK!
Another banger thanks for keeping us updated with the more erratic schedule they have lately
we love you AB, i know its hard!
As a kid I used to throw eggs at semi trucks driving on that freeway because my backyard was right on the other side of the wall
based
GOD BLESS YOU SIMMONS!
The giggling while Burt was paintballing was great.
The hilarious part was Burt was trying to give Luke his mic and they made him put it back on before he went in.
@16:30 mizzy is doing the eyes to lips gaze real hard
thank you AB!!!!! 🎉
At 8:20 ... bro what is that in Burt's right armpit??? is that a displaced implant or wtf?
I think it's the surgery scar for his muscle implant.
Burt blaming the people he told to off themselves, for him "having to tell them that" is wild and peak Fishtank
thx for the recap, especially with how much the streams been cutting out I've had a hard time tuning in
I love when sam starts fucking with everyone and invading their personal space
We need you more than ever. The show has become damn near unwatchable live
🅰🅱 you are a true champion, please keep this going till the end
Sam has fucked with them so much that they don't understand when he is giving them real advice, like when he told Binx she doesn't need to try to add "funny ideas" to what Burt is doing, and her ideas won't make him any funnier.
This season really made me appreciate seasons 1 and 2
I really liked this season but they ruined it with the RV portion. It will be a stain on the entire season and most of what people remember
@@Will-nt7juI like the rv part
All the people complaining need to lighten up. The Mizzler isn't as annoying as she previously was Sam is making a noticeable effort to mock Binx 32 more, the majority of what people were complaining about. And theres some decent bits here. Thanks to ABSimmons for not giving up.
Good springs would definitely be on my list of places to go, you only just missed the fallout day festival they do.
God she really could be Seinfelds daughter
What's the deal with TTS??
Life is Jerry
it’s starting to feel like MDE dragging around regards and bullying them while they have a fun work excursion in Las Vegas.
Two things can be true. There are some funny moments in the Vegas stuff and the Vegas stuff is a terrible ending to Fishtank season 3. The fanboys who get upset by criticism of the show are no better than Marvel fanboys.
Well said dude. No one right answer.
Nobody liked to see fishes driving for 12 hours with no activities but money begging was proper fishtank bullshit
the way sam bullies women is an art.
i dont understand why they put airsoft on the show, seems like he serves no purpose
yeah he kind of sucks.
Sam likes to use him for bits though, like the rapist Santa Claus thing. That one was pretty funny.
@ just feels like a big brother thing… which is fine and admirable but I’d just have him help with bts stuff
@@DJWhylafihya yeah it definitely is. Sam is invested in Chris at this point. I tolerate his unfunny ass for that reason alone.
You know someone's funny when he makes Sam lose his shit completely
Asked for the biggest wiener he's got. To consume for protein. Jesus Lord Allmighty
Sam negging Binx and Mizzy at the gun range was so embarrassing.
Ben giggling
This’ll put goodsprings on the map, it’ll be known as the fishtank town and for nothing else
Burt needs to be equipped with a lave mic and go up and bother people while being fed lines and given direction through an earpiece by Production.
Like letterman did with rupert jee
6:57 Sam says “can you go into the superstore and see if they’ll us film a live reality show”
So this is how he sees it; not as fishtank live as it has been isolated, but some kind of other version were it’s more of a trailer park boys vibe. It makes sense, it’s not a bad idea if you have a good cast of people say, 2/3 men and 2/3 women.
Alex B would been perfect for this had he not shat the bed due to his goblin wife. He could’ve broke free and genuinely became self reliant and garnered a small bit of fame, and earnt that family inheritance. Noo, he wants to instagram live in a weird ass suit and glasses talking dogturd. He should relapse he would’ve been way cooler as a junkie.
Binx ruins any hope
The restaurant part was perfect!
43:13 war. War never changes its clothes
"We're in tech hell...can't keep our phones charged"
WUT They shouldn't have bought canada goose and invested in a $150 power bank
The shit was lowkey hella kino, because I been playing new Vegas since it came out. I never thought I’d see fishtank crossover
Love to AB for the digest, love to the crew, love to the fish and free loaders. Fuqq the haters, this is and has been Gold.
Between Chris and Burt, it's really like the short bus.
Who or what is Jeff really? Sometimes he can be really witty and endearing
Burt is always somehow both the smartest one in the room and the dumbest
Now that they are clear. Those lat scars look nasty. I cant believe somebody would get superficial surgery on that part of their body to have fake muscles put in.
The old gun lady would have me annoyed ngl. Im no expert fanatic but damn just let me get used to this firearm and get comfortable. All up in their shit. Maybe its a bit
great episode! Yesterday was pretty funny it was just very hard to watch. thanks AB!
I'm glad Sam hates binx as much as I do
damn imagine if burt is actually MDE nr1 super fan and just taking us all along for the ride
lowk one of the most ive laughed, burt at the shooting range is kinda gold
Chris is a pro homosexual sex work, firearms & dungeons and dragons... Basically a 2024 Trump supporter.✊🏿💯🇺🇸
19:02 I truly believe this was Burt’s final test 💯
Now THATS what I call content.
Guys dont forget we had some really great moments this season. It fell apart at the end but alot of it was very enjoyable.
“There is lakes here.”
Life is issy.
Playing Ghost Adventures on the tour bus.
Wild episode
Ben just naturally good at everything?!
Thank you AB