"there must be more to it than your homosexual desires, Burt." I promise tou that no matter what happens in this game, Burt will find a way to connect it to his homosexual desires.
Burt's reaction to Xavier's roleplay is the epitome of DM'ing - Player Characters only picking up & responding to the least important words you've said.
When Burt climbs into the tent and Xavier says "Pretend your in a camping sleepover with your best friend George.." and Burt for some reason blurts out a story about how he Burted off with some gay guy named George. Xavier who is a master roleplayer got stumped and broke character to ask why the hell are you telling me this story Burt we're in a medieval battle and you're turning it into a gay fantasy? Never laughed so hard in my life.
Burt schizzing out over 'penthouse, pentagon, five, five houses, pentacule' and Xavier responding to the nonsensical rambling, "I don't know where you're going with this." is so funny.
@jakepetrie7439 Yeah it's him. Same build, same eyes, same movement. If you ever watched "the Great War" that Sam worked on a few years back Jan is in it as the Captain. It's pretty obvious.
I don't like Burt but I was stressing out for the poor guy. They meant for this to be a light hearted jaunt through the woods and after they carefully explain everything he comes back thinking vampires are going to attack the house and his life bands will keep him safe
@Alex-tx6by yeah it kinda breaks my heart him wearing the bands around the house especially when franks dumps him. That said the fantasy role-playing was probably the most fun he'd had since being here.
The way people interact with and see Burt is exactly how an extraterrestrial intelligence would have to interact with humanity to be in any way comprehensible to us
Every time Xavier meets someone new he has such high hopes they will be able to engage in larp and now they give him Burt. I thought he was gonna give up before they even got started
For those who don't get the Xavier weeb references, "V3" was a play on words that Danganronpa used on their third game. "V3" actually means "53", as the contestants are led to believe it was the third killing game, but rather it was the 53rd season.
When Burt asks if X wants to Burt off together I lost my shit, I still want to believe Burt isnt just some coomer brain sex pervert but he's so far beyond saving. I felt bad for him when Frank called him a perverted weirdo but honestly he needed to hear that in the meanest way possible.
I find it hilarious binx keeps talking about how much she loves time heidecker considering him and Sam's history. I wonder if she knows or if they'll tell her lol
I think he was getting on about some tts they had been sending him and notes they left in the penthouse with the monicker “X”. But who knows I’m just ask schizo as Burt
Someone named “X” was sending him a bunch of TTS messages a day prior giving him clues, it was Xavier sending the messages and he was trying to get Burt to connect the dots
Honestly, I thought Payton was tough enough to withstand Frank's middle school bully tactics, but she just really doesn't like people touching her stuff. That back of the head punch was harsh.
@@DissapointedInYou I really like that post, brother. Yeah, Burt is clearly trying to better himself, however misguidedly. Deep down, I think he's a good guy doing the best he can. And I hope the Gold Bert arc pays off.
Burt and Alex in Blood games is THE BEST part of all three seasons for me. I was thoroughly enjoying this last night. Burt is completely lost, and they just keep moving on like nothing is wrong 🤣
17:19 Xavier Ravenblood channeling his inner gamer with The Elder Scrolls nods. 19:45 + 44:21 Burt is eternal 1:04:55 neptunian 1:06:54 Furt is over 1:09:41 + 1:09:56 + 1:11:07 Dark Burt Rises 1:11:55 Burt vs Frank Hassle 1:14:11 + 1:16:05 The Cold Hard Truth 1:17:18 Bioshock Infinite's Skyhook?
idk why you say Frank and Payton fought, Frank didn't fight anyone. he was a nuisance but Payton and Simbal went way overboard assaulting him over middle school pranks he was playing.
Since you didnt say it and no one has in the comments, the note Binx gave Burt about Luka ascending is a slightly reworded version of a text document from the webseries Petscop, which is about training an AI to replace a lost child
That riddle is more interesting than I thought at first. Luke (flawed) informs AI. AI influences the fish. The fish eventually become like Luca, the camera man who observes fucked up behavior. The final act is for the observer to become something else (Lucas)
Yeah the whole outside bit was a miss for me, I fast forwarded through it. Frank enlisting Burt is some hilarious shit. Frank being Frank is hilarious. I wish he would have peed on Payton's bed. That would have been even more funny after her sequestration in the bathroom. Leave the plushies and all but pee on the whole thing. He's Frank and not a fish.
It’s funny how pussified Frank has become sleeping in a hotel each night to escape the horror, and he admitted he left because he is afraid of jeet elbowing him agian 😂
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Burt continuously calling Jet “Unibrow” because he can’t remember his name is so freaking funny
@@BlindMango Truly a kino moment.
@@adammaciaszek1619truly neptunian.
He's specifically called him THE Unibrow lol
Anyone have the timestamp? I have been looking for the clip 🙏🏾
@@deecocoatimestamp?! Did you even START the video? It’s literally the first words spoken after the intro.
Within the first ten minutes our hero suggested burting off together to Xavier.
Tbf Xavier did bring it up
"there must be more to it than your homosexual desires, Burt."
I promise tou that no matter what happens in this game, Burt will find a way to connect it to his homosexual desires.
💯
Imagine burt was your personal trainer lol. Or even worse a family member. Has he always been like this?
@@Sunn_on_my_Dyou’d be surprised at how many people just live life schizmaxxing like this
@@Sunn_on_my_Dblack urban ripped toucher
@@Sunn_on_my_D This is probably about the best Burt has ever been which means it used to be much worse.
Burt's reaction to Xavier's roleplay is the epitome of DM'ing - Player Characters only picking up & responding to the least important words you've said.
Burt is pretty low iq and cant filter noise from signal
Jet finally put a black man in a dress, he is officially a big time producer.
🤣
Kat Williams was right.
When Burt climbs into the tent and Xavier says "Pretend your in a camping sleepover with your best friend George.." and Burt for some reason blurts out a story about how he Burted off with some gay guy named George. Xavier who is a master roleplayer got stumped and broke character to ask why the hell are you telling me this story Burt we're in a medieval battle and you're turning it into a gay fantasy? Never laughed so hard in my life.
That scene fucked me up. Lol
This whole thing when I was watching last night just sent me
Time stamp?
@@tinkywinky71144:15
Time stamp?
Burt schizzing out over 'penthouse, pentagon, five, five houses, pentacule' and Xavier responding to the nonsensical rambling, "I don't know where you're going with this." is so funny.
@@hmssirius9343 but it rhymes and I like that. Keep going
best interracial gay dating drama
@@skkkssjshh honestly one of the best gay dating shows on all of hulu
That Xavier segment in the woods was a joy to behold live, another gem of this season.
Jan Rankowski's performance is stellar.
Is it really him?
@jakepetrie7439 I was told so in the comments under one the uploads of it. I don't know myself for sure.
You know his mortal name? Now this fascinates me!
@jakepetrie7439 Yeah it's him. Same build, same eyes, same movement. If you ever watched "the Great War" that Sam worked on a few years back Jan is in it as the Captain. It's pretty obvious.
@@Top_Lad”you see”
Jan shoveling irrelevant bloodgames lore into Burt's struggling mind is too funny.
Force feeding his fracturing worldview like a foie gras goose
Irrelevant? Bud have you not been paying attention? X = AleX = (Xavier+v3) = ? [Think "BLUE BALLS"]
I don't like Burt but I was stressing out for the poor guy. They meant for this to be a light hearted jaunt through the woods and after they carefully explain everything he comes back thinking vampires are going to attack the house and his life bands will keep him safe
@Alex-tx6by yeah it kinda breaks my heart him wearing the bands around the house especially when franks dumps him. That said the fantasy role-playing was probably the most fun he'd had since being here.
@@BlunderB that whole fantasy sequence is insane, its so wholesome, but cruel at the same time
For Jobe the drunk pos challenge never ended. I am so glad he is there.
Jobe is easily the best freeloader this show has had.
BURT in the woods is like a Aqua teen hunger force episode.
lmao Burt takes forever in character creation, that's very relatable
Picking a comically long root-tooter instead of a mf AK
So when's fishtank gonna hire you? Honestly the show is unwatchable by anyone employed without you
He’s screenwriter for the episodic releases of season 2 so far
@@Jarrot holy shit good for him!
lol mmmmm meat inya mouf by a real afrikan niccuh
@@Jarrot where did you find this out?
@@SparksThePhysicistthe credits in the videos themselves credit ab as a writer
Jobe and Frank together are like Nathan and Mimsy from South Park
Every episode begins with Burt waking up first
it's Burt's world, we're just living in it
Maybe jet should make a movie with Tim hediecker good idea binx
Binx talking about tim hediecker yeah she knows who sam is fs
"Dark Burt here. I'm going to become Gold Burt." is the funniest thing I have ever fucking heard in my entire life
Jobe baiting Jeff to say the n-word was also one of the funniest things I've seen
"You can't die Burt. You're currently too entertaining" lol.
Frank, Jobe and Binx singing happy birthday to a seething Jeff last night killed me. I love this show.
The way people interact with and see Burt is exactly how an extraterrestrial intelligence would have to interact with humanity to be in any way comprehensible to us
but he isn't
Every time Xavier meets someone new he has such high hopes they will be able to engage in larp and now they give him Burt. I thought he was gonna give up before they even got started
I like Xavier's worldbuilding. Can't wait for the Fishtank: The Videogame
nudemods for Letty, Trish, Bex and the DLC characters Binx and Payton 🤤🙏
For those who don't get the Xavier weeb references, "V3" was a play on words that Danganronpa used on their third game. "V3" actually means "53", as the contestants are led to believe it was the third killing game, but rather it was the 53rd season.
I get it but i don’t get it
Frank's reveal was insane live. Broke my heart. And the water pour made me gasp
‘Im your biggest fan Alex’
Burt's perversions are much more harmless than Frank's
Payton beats both Simbal and Alex in a fight
she tapped into her butch lesbian strength
She’s a lesbian after all. She probably had plenty of practice beating her ex girlfriends.
unquestionably
She's the better fighter like Tay was last season but men have the kind of strength that an accidental punch from a man will stun them
''this is high risk, high reward"
"I'll take high reward..."
lol burt
Frank almost pushed a homeless man out the top floor window
“Its funny till it’s not funny”
We’re actually tight with Tim
When Burt asks if X wants to Burt off together I lost my shit, I still want to believe Burt isnt just some coomer brain sex pervert but he's so far beyond saving. I felt bad for him when Frank called him a perverted weirdo but honestly he needed to hear that in the meanest way possible.
I find it hilarious binx keeps talking about how much she loves time heidecker considering him and Sam's history. I wonder if she knows or if they'll tell her lol
Binx knows MDE and Fishtank, it’s been gratingly obvious the entire show.
she is obviously a fan
Payton had a meltdown about being thrown by Frank. Mizzy did it for fun.
she wasn't even thrown she was just holding her stuff when he turned
Remember when mizzy talked about her loving getting dragged across the floor? She's a kinky bitch, she was feeling frank
Famous neighborhood is real. DB7.
Ngl. I have no fucking clue what Xavier wants Burt to say.
I think he was getting on about some tts they had been sending him and notes they left in the penthouse with the monicker “X”. But who knows I’m just ask schizo as Burt
I have no fucking clue what burt is saying
Someone named “X” was sending him a bunch of TTS messages a day prior giving him clues, it was Xavier sending the messages and he was trying to get Burt to connect the dots
@@BlindMango thank you I was so confused watching Burt stuttering.
GOLD BURT RISING
Gold Burtstriker
I don't get why frank kept going, the stop button on the floor was pressed
Hi Daniel
Fav moment was when the camera zoomed out on the "medieval tunic" and it's just a dress and at that exact moment the chat blows up with "LOL"
Honestly, I thought Payton was tough enough to withstand Frank's middle school bully tactics, but she just really doesn't like people touching her stuff. That back of the head punch was harsh.
Is Frank gonna cry? 😢
Lmao imagine @@cam5816
@cam5816 nah the exact opposite, took it like a man, barely got upset and laughed it off. Weirdo hating on hassle, hes great.
@@tacticguy536hes an asshole
Genuinely felt bad for a moment when Burt cried over Frank, shit was hilarious tho.
I stopped watching when that happened. It was genuinely cruel. And it could aggravate his mental disease severely.
@@4Clubs or maybe... gold burt will emerge from the crucible
How can you feel bad? This is coming from burt who’s fantasy is involving children
@@DissapointedInYou I really like that post, brother. Yeah, Burt is clearly trying to better himself, however misguidedly. Deep down, I think he's a good guy doing the best he can. And I hope the Gold Bert arc pays off.
he’s a legitimately psychotic pervert, why feel bad?
Franks reveal to burt, just perfect. More immaculate work from frank
Furt Forever
I like Xavier’s new haircut
Jeff is master shake
I love that everyone new tells Burt not to get to into and just worry about the game but within the next hour he gets to into it 😂😂
Really should have shown frank throwing the scissors to Goldstriker
Frank getting what he asking for this season 😭
Feature length digest Simmons you spoil us
Xavier is the Michael Caine of Fishtank
Wow, mizzyz actually playing the game
Ty AB. You’re doing gods work
Jeff is becoming more unhinged by the day and it’s amazing
19:46 "So you... you wanna Burt off together?"
1:00:30 my heart was about to break until the sob just transformed into a fucking yawn
frank defending jobe
"paytons just a teen"
"she could legally get gaped on camera by the facialabuse guys"
"edd ed and eddy pranks are TOO FAR FOR THE BABY"
I think burt has regressed to a toddler.
Dude the part with burt and frank is craaaaaazy!
Burt and Alex in Blood games is THE BEST part of all three seasons for me. I was thoroughly enjoying this last night. Burt is completely lost, and they just keep moving on like nothing is wrong 🤣
Nobody gives Binx any credit for her role in this, but she played it pretty smart and basically was the reason Burt and Frank ended up boxing.
Panic, exasperation, confusion, doubt.
B U R T
"just be normal gay guy." as life advice from Sam Hyde is really not something i ever thought id hear him say.
he said "Just be A normal gay guy" as opposed to a sex addicted one. you have to listen buddy
Love the daily uploads brother - thanks for all your work
Burt! The state of your room brutha! TTS needs to protect Binx at all costs!
FUCK NO.
Definitely the strongest continuous 24 hours of the show.
17:19 Xavier Ravenblood channeling his inner gamer with The Elder Scrolls nods.
19:45 + 44:21 Burt is eternal
1:04:55 neptunian
1:06:54 Furt is over
1:09:41 + 1:09:56 + 1:11:07 Dark Burt Rises
1:11:55 Burt vs Frank Hassle
1:14:11 + 1:16:05 The Cold Hard Truth
1:17:18 Bioshock Infinite's Skyhook?
"Doing stuff you'd see on Ed Edd n Eddy" lmfao Jet
Xavier talks like a mysterious Dark Souls NPC, but has the mocap of a Metal Gear character.
The famous neighborhood idea would actually be kinda hilarious an
Burt getting his own side quest arc. He's gotta win now-
When Xavier's laugh echoed in the woods it was so good!
Is Xavier the Alex from scuffed realtor hahaha the "you may be closer than you think with that" line to Burt
idk why you say Frank and Payton fought, Frank didn't fight anyone. he was a nuisance but Payton and Simbal went way overboard assaulting him over middle school pranks he was playing.
true. payton was punching hard because she knew frank cant do the same to her
Peyton was touched
Its so cool that I know a guy just like burt that overthinks shit and talks in circles, minus all the gay stuff.
11:06 The Return of The King, Xavier Ravenblood
Burt entering the FishTank Extended Cinematic Universe.
What an episode to go back and start catching up on.
This was by far the best day in the tank and IS THE BEST SEASON YET!
This season has been great so far. Easily the best season so far
Madness yesterday lol
53:38 Payton and Frank just standing still after that not moving lol
Thanks AB for the daily uploads I can only stay up so late watching live, this is Chyke by the way
Xavier needs his own TV show
One of the best episodes yet
Burt just wants to find love. Frank used that to his advantage. I for one advocate for the Gold Burt ascension.
Xavier like the real like sheogorath
Goat reference
Since you didnt say it and no one has in the comments, the note Binx gave Burt about Luka ascending is a slightly reworded version of a text document from the webseries Petscop, which is about training an AI to replace a lost child
A whole segment dedicated to burt bloodgame
Burt went Super Saiyan 4 on Frank
Homosexual Super Saiyan
any place where one can listen to a longer version of the ending song?
the most kino episode i've ever seen, one of the finest neptunian creation.
Frank immediately going to avenge jobe. Thats all you need to see.
Gold BurtStroker
Absolutely magnetic
“What does Alex’s name end with?”
“V”
he said B tho
@@5kN9 Same thing
@@cam5816retard
“You want to… Burt off together?”
Did he just call Jett unibrowl 😂
Connor! Is your name a reference to LA BEAST?
Burt is 80 IQ (black) but he's still the best fish.
It's painful how Burt was so lost with the Alex/X/Xavier bit.
PAYTRIOTS WE UP
Xavier is actually Idubbbz
That riddle is more interesting than I thought at first. Luke (flawed) informs AI. AI influences the fish. The fish eventually become like Luca, the camera man who observes fucked up behavior. The final act is for the observer to become something else (Lucas)
Yeah the whole outside bit was a miss for me, I fast forwarded through it.
Frank enlisting Burt is some hilarious shit.
Frank being Frank is hilarious.
I wish he would have peed on Payton's bed.
That would have been even more funny after her sequestration in the bathroom.
Leave the plushies and all but pee on the whole thing.
He's Frank and not a fish.
It’s funny how pussified Frank has become sleeping in a hotel each night to escape the horror, and he admitted he left because he is afraid of jeet elbowing him agian 😂
My favorite part of last night was when Frank was outta breath falling down the stairs x2 since he can’t carry his own weight
Franks gone hell yeah
do you realize it's a show and frank is paid to do what he does? he's not there randomly