Tim Minchin | If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife)

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  • @TheSpeep
    @TheSpeep 4 роки тому +884

    "having a nail hammered through his feet, the very feet that Tony provided him with, as a punishment for having a sort of schizophrenic discourse with a god who was created by man to explain the existence of feet in the absense of the knowledge of the existence of Tony" is one of the most brilliant lines anyone has ever come up with.

    • @PanophobicCuber
      @PanophobicCuber 4 роки тому +36

      Also makes you wonder when exactly we should've just stopped and said "Okay! Back to the ocean!"

    • @petersellers9944
      @petersellers9944 4 роки тому +46

      @@PanophobicCuber some of us did. We're whales now.
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakicetidae

    • @ThomasGodart
      @ThomasGodart 4 роки тому +8

      I completely agree, and I was thinking exactly the same, in fact I was about to write it down alongside with the exact same appreciation that you wrote. Brilliant!

    • @levicollin4128
      @levicollin4128 4 роки тому +1

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @ellariel7457
      @ellariel7457 4 роки тому +6

      Peter Sellers That's just brilliant - thank you. I fell down a huge freshwater hole and eventually into the sea, but I learned a great deal more about cetaceans on the way. Thanks again for the info - and for another unexpected adventure in Science here in Timminchinland! 😀

  • @chinkasuyaro8983
    @chinkasuyaro8983 Рік тому +12

    At present, nobody has been able to claim Tim's wife.

  • @ElectroTherapyFTSoul
    @ElectroTherapyFTSoul 4 роки тому +131

    Sitting here with a broken foot I got from tripping over my own carpet, I'm suddenly full of anxiety watching Tim Minchin muck around on stage barefoot.

    • @TheLucyblades
      @TheLucyblades 2 роки тому +2

      I feel the same, recovering from a broken ankle!

    • @0xsergy
      @0xsergy 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheLucyblades ban all carpets! and rugs!

    • @paulrhye6933
      @paulrhye6933 Рік тому +13

      Out here breaking the feet Tony has provided you with.

  • @davevanvlerah5167
    @davevanvlerah5167 4 роки тому +149

    Great. Now THAT'S gonna be stuck in my head the rest of the day!

    • @doubleplusgoodful
      @doubleplusgoodful 4 роки тому +6

      IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOWWN
      do do doo doo
      do do doo doo doo
      do do doo doo
      do do doo doo doo
      do doooo doodoo dooo
      doodoo doo doo doo doo doooooo
      doooo dooooooooo
      doodoodoodoo dooooo

    • @hakanarnklint1070
      @hakanarnklint1070 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha, best comment!

    • @franciscolaguna81
      @franciscolaguna81 Рік тому

      It's a banger. That's for sure

  • @erikfinkel2717
    @erikfinkel2717 4 роки тому +180

    Surprised no one gave an applause when he jumped up on the stage during his fish routine

  • @gmicaro
    @gmicaro 4 роки тому +62

    This is perfect in so many levels.

  • @theholidaylady1
    @theholidaylady1 10 місяців тому +6

    I love this and laugh every time I hear this! Tim is brilliant! The best entertainer alive today! 💗

  • @yeesenchai
    @yeesenchai Рік тому +7

    Brilliant comedian, vocalist and pianist....

  • @PattiJaneBaker
    @PattiJaneBaker 4 роки тому +97

    He’s so funny, intelligent and gorgeous!

    • @grantperkins368
      @grantperkins368 4 роки тому

      He's a twat.

    • @peterriverajr6899
      @peterriverajr6899 4 роки тому +3

      @@grantperkins368 why do you feel like that please explain

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 4 роки тому +10

      Grant Perkins You are what you eat! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @grantperkins368
      @grantperkins368 4 роки тому

      @Lucky The pup there are only two possible explanations... Is that right? Moron

    • @grantperkins368
      @grantperkins368 4 роки тому

      @An Orc Warrior see below

  • @kathryntoms5431
    @kathryntoms5431 4 роки тому +167

    I have Christian friends who pray for me constantly and worry about me a lot. They think I’m missing out. I’m not.

    • @scottcampbell96
      @scottcampbell96 4 роки тому +17

      Isn’t it interesting how theists simultaneously think atheist are happier for having no rules, but miserable for having no purpose. Life is never that simple, but I’ve been accused of both by the same person.

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 4 роки тому +1

      Scott Campbell Wait, they think we don’t have rules? I’ve heard the lack of a purpose, but never a lack of rules.

    • @uinsel
      @uinsel 4 роки тому +5

      well, at least you keep them busy and give them a purpose.

    • @scottcampbell96
      @scottcampbell96 4 роки тому +8

      Flargarbason One of the most common things I hear from religious people is that we have nothing guiding us because we don’t believe their bible. They don’t seem to care that that same bible is full of immoral rules that even religious people ignore.

    • @kathryntoms5431
      @kathryntoms5431 4 роки тому +7

      It’s our next life they seem to be concerned about, not this one. I’m perfectly happy believing this is it. It completely freaks them out.

  • @dagmarhofmann3539
    @dagmarhofmann3539 Рік тому +7

    I’m crying laughing and I’m crying happy tears knowing mankind is not lost as long as there are geniuses like him.

  • @crucix1483
    @crucix1483 3 роки тому +47

    My family just got a bunch of fish for the kids, each kid got to name one fish, their parents named one each and there was one left over, which I got to name...
    I named that fish Tony.

  • @acchatt
    @acchatt 4 роки тому +24

    Tim is a genius.

  • @npcx-mq6cr
    @npcx-mq6cr 4 роки тому +29

    Option A: Damn. This is my new favorite song.
    Option B: You could make a rel - no don't

  • @purplewatermelon7102
    @purplewatermelon7102 4 роки тому +128

    I'm quite religious but i really enjoyed this and will definitely look up more of his content. Having some different opinions with the guy doesn't change the fact that he is hilarious, creative and overall really talented

    • @ForumCat
      @ForumCat 4 роки тому +19

      Curious how knowing that you are religious tells us exactly nothing about yourself. You could be Wiccan, Jewish, Islamic, Mormon, Hindu, Zoroastrian, Shinto,Chinese tradition, or just worship your cat and religiously feed it every day.

    • @youneedyourmedication
      @youneedyourmedication 4 роки тому +11

      Try his song "Thank You God" :)

    • @CrysJaL
      @CrysJaL 4 роки тому +10

      Not to mention the part where he's right.

    • @grigturcescu6190
      @grigturcescu6190 3 роки тому +18

      I'm quite atheist and I enjoy speaking with religious people as long as they don't insist of saving me and they don't want to adapt the law to his views.

    • @Zeaiclies
      @Zeaiclies 2 роки тому +2

      Get free from all Religions and as many conditioning systems as possible.
      All God's are man made imagination and fiction

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 4 роки тому +96

    A Palestinian Jew by the name of *kghgesüs*

    • @depe5446
      @depe5446 4 роки тому +2

      I, now, love you

  • @depe5446
    @depe5446 4 роки тому +13

    I've been doing chores and I loooveee saying every 5 seconds *"I will give ya my piaNO... One of my LEGS... And my WIFE"*

    • @isaacgaleao
      @isaacgaleao 3 роки тому +2

      Take my wife :D
      *shy high note*

  • @fishypaw
    @fishypaw 4 роки тому +53

    I don't need to imagine that I'm a fish. 🐟

  • @cyansloth1763
    @cyansloth1763 4 роки тому +9

    Brilliant. Good go chap.

  • @Anne--Marie
    @Anne--Marie 4 роки тому +24

    He's brilliant, talented and funny.

  • @musicaltheater8942
    @musicaltheater8942 Рік тому +5

    Has anyone noticed that he has absolutely stunning eyes

    • @JaNouWatIkVind
      @JaNouWatIkVind 8 місяців тому +1

      😊 I’m guessing his makeup artist did, yes.

  • @Melkemannen68
    @Melkemannen68 4 роки тому +6

    Very nice

  • @kerlight3500
    @kerlight3500 4 роки тому +10

    I love this man so much

  • @HH_The_Great
    @HH_The_Great 2 роки тому +2

    Super impressed by his hop onto the stage.

  • @Doroteu01
    @Doroteu01 4 роки тому +23

    "Those are gonna come in foot!"

  • @kayreeve.author
    @kayreeve.author 2 роки тому +14

    I feel oddly at odds with myself for being able to keep up with and understand, every word and nuance within that song. How Tim remembers the lyrics, let alone time them so perfectly is beyond me! My brain fell out. 🤣

  • @BothHands1
    @BothHands1 4 роки тому +34

    still amazing as always 😂
    love his eyeliner. totally killin it with the makeup, but could use some wings :p

    • @deltav864
      @deltav864 3 роки тому +4

      The eyeliner is there because it accents his facial expressions he has to use to communicate when his hands are tied to the piano... It's not really for decoration or looks, just practical. Still looks great though :)

    • @z9elka
      @z9elka 2 роки тому

      @@deltav864 is this true?

  • @radarmua2316
    @radarmua2316 4 роки тому +25

    More Tim Minchin please!

  • @mahifra7640
    @mahifra7640 4 роки тому +36

    This made me smile so hard. Thanks.

    • @coreycox2345
      @coreycox2345 4 роки тому +1

      His friend could make the opposite offer to him if he could prove that there is no God. They are both pretty safe, Ma Hifra.

    • @tomwatson9178
      @tomwatson9178 4 роки тому +2

      ​Of course, coreycox2345, only one of those requests is reasonable, given who has the burden of proof in this case.

    • @coreycox2345
      @coreycox2345 4 роки тому

      @@tomwatson9178 Yeah, right. You made that up. Anyone who makes the statement that there is or isn't a god has the burden of proof. Let's hear it.

    • @tomwatson9178
      @tomwatson9178 4 роки тому +1

      coreycox2345 Perhaps we have a different understanding of Tim’s position - he makes it pretty clear hear and elsewhere that he does not believe in any god because he sees no evidence for one.
      I haven’t ever heard him make the leap to go “THEREFORE there is no god”. I agree with you, that’s absolutely a positive claim that picks up the burden of a proof; however, merely saying “I’m unconvinced, so I don’t yet believe you” (as I believe Tim does, albeit quite forcefully) is quite different.

    • @cesarcarvalhod1100
      @cesarcarvalhod1100 4 роки тому

      coreycox2345 although that’s true, there is no reason whatsoever to believe in the existence of a God, and all reasons to believe there isn’t one... I mean, millions of deaths, hunger, famine, abuse, overall suffering of children all over the world that it’s unthinkable that there is someone that knows it all, could fix it all easily but decides not to.
      It’s like when a video of child abuse comes online and all ppl say the guy filming without doing nothing is just as guilty and should be held accountable, so if there was a God he would have been just as bad, guilty and accountable, not someone for men to admire and praise.

  • @andrewsmith8729
    @andrewsmith8729 2 роки тому +2

    I first saw Tim Minchin when he starred as Atticus Fetch in Californication. This guy is brilliant. What did they saw to him while filming Californication....... "Just be yourself" ........ because it certainly looks like it........ he has an extraordinary memory and talent inside that strange little mind of his.

  • @kalynlambert6889
    @kalynlambert6889 2 роки тому

    Brilliant!

  • @eliza7511
    @eliza7511 10 місяців тому +2

    oh my dear. you're brilliant.
    try arnica gel (a homeopathic) the next time you get a bad bruise.
    love you. even though i'm a working "psychic." thanks especially for your 'confirmation bias' video, which articulately and economically states several points i've been trying to make since november of 2016.
    thanks again for the brilliance. heart emoji here

    • @mailill
      @mailill 9 місяців тому

      Arnica gel actually contains the herb, though, unlike many homeopathic remedies that are diluted until there is only water left (and no trace of the original substance), and then the water is somehow made into little sugary pills (still containing the alleged "memory" of the water?).
      The arnica gel on the other hand contains extracts of two medicinal herbs and also vitamin C, alcohol and glycerol.
      There is 1X solution of 7% Arnica montana in it -- 1X homeopathic solutions means they are diluted to 1/10 of their original ingredient
      The other extract is Extract Gaultheria procubens, and I don't know how much
      Then there is Ascorbyl palmitate (Vitamin C)
      And Glycerol and Phenoxyethanol
      So if this works it doesn't really prove the homeopathic principles

  • @levulon5899
    @levulon5899 4 роки тому +9

    This is some epic stuff man I need to look more into this dudes content

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 4 роки тому +3

      Levulon Thank you God is my personal favorite

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 4 роки тому +1

      Oh you really should. He's been around for years and has heaps of content on his own channel and others have uploaded concerts he has done.

    • @lizhughes2852
      @lizhughes2852 4 роки тому +1

      Yes! 'Thank you God' and 'Drinking White Wine in the Sun'. 😁

    • @drumrocka
      @drumrocka 4 роки тому

      “Content”
      Ugh

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 4 роки тому +1

      drumrocka Sorry, he meant “works of art”

  • @ginamcdonald7854
    @ginamcdonald7854 2 роки тому

    Brilliant man!!!

  • @Maria_Efe
    @Maria_Efe 4 роки тому +5

    My ribs hurt from laughing!

  • @emylye627
    @emylye627 3 місяці тому

    Proof (as if the internet didn't give it long ago) that we all have the same jokes and ideas rolling around our heads that we think are original. In college (1981), I used to joke with my friends, 'keep an open mind, but not so open your brain gets stale'.

  • @rootical_vincebassie5190
    @rootical_vincebassie5190 2 роки тому

    Two years ago I didn't like this. Now I do. I actually will never put a negative comment on any comedians videos again because it turns out that all they want to do is make you laugh. I will admit I don't love it, but I do appreciate all comedians

    • @PianoDiary85
      @PianoDiary85 8 місяців тому

      Tim is not just a comedian though. He is a massive advocate for science and critical thinking. He is a teacher. A lot of his works are about destroying erroneous beliefs.

  • @kalynlambert6889
    @kalynlambert6889 2 роки тому

    Oh, and thank you.

  • @benjoenjozero17
    @benjoenjozero17 4 роки тому +1

    I love Tim so much

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 2 роки тому +5

    Personally, I am interested in both the sciency and the magicky ideas. Both have some great potential and a significance of their own. I'll say though, it's incredible how you can introduce science into magick, and all you get is a new, curious kind of magic. Put some magick in your science and it probably isn't science anymore.

    • @PianoDiary85
      @PianoDiary85 8 місяців тому

      Supernatural ideas happen because people aren't comfortable with not knowing. We like to make sense of the world, so when we don't have answers some people are led to guess how things might have happened even if they don't make logical sense. I think we also like the idea of having some kind of awe and wonder in our lives, but Tim's argument is that can be achieved through the appreciation of science which can also seem like magic even if we know how it works.

  • @sukiarora1904
    @sukiarora1904 Рік тому +1

    God bless this man XD

  • @valerieangell7588
    @valerieangell7588 4 роки тому +2

    He’s the best...

  • @nevbarnes1034
    @nevbarnes1034 4 роки тому +6

    Of course, Tony's full name was Tony Taalik.

  • @ChayComas
    @ChayComas 4 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @Thomas_Winters
    @Thomas_Winters 4 роки тому +1

    That was a nice jump

  • @mariaroschina2097
    @mariaroschina2097 4 роки тому +9

    I constantly just want to comb his hair or at least try to do it.

    • @politereminder6284
      @politereminder6284 4 роки тому +1

      It needs moisturization.

    • @lindseylippincott5803
      @lindseylippincott5803 4 роки тому +3

      @@politereminder6284 pretty sure the look of his hair is on purpose. Most likely tons of hairspray. To get it to look like that.

    • @politereminder6284
      @politereminder6284 4 роки тому

      @@lindseylippincott5803 I would love to see how it falls naturally. I bet he has a bit of a natural curl or wave. That would be nice to see. ( I am obsessed with natural hair)

    • @lindseylippincott5803
      @lindseylippincott5803 4 роки тому

      @@politereminder6284 it does look kinda like the one time I straightened a friend's hair. She had really tight curls. It's hard to picture Tim with tight curls, but who knows!

    • @PianoDiary85
      @PianoDiary85 8 місяців тому

      @@politereminder6284 Naturally his hair is tightly curled. He gets it chemically straightened. Then messes it up on purpose for his shows.

  • @pinkelemonk390
    @pinkelemonk390 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone knows what is the book where he read this title...

  • @3kxi761
    @3kxi761 3 роки тому +2

    I'm viscerally reminded of that one tumblr meme that goes "this niche empty, feet"

  • @xtinctube7283
    @xtinctube7283 2 роки тому

    man I love him!

  • @jeremythornton433
    @jeremythornton433 4 роки тому +6

    He's brilliant!

  • @yogitachoudhary569
    @yogitachoudhary569 2 роки тому +3

    To understand him you need science knowledge too 😍....and his script is just amazing comedy&motivation both are amazing...I just love it ❤️

    • @J174T
      @J174T Рік тому +1

      You mean….common sense ? 😂

    • @yogitachoudhary569
      @yogitachoudhary569 Рік тому

      @@J174T may be... thanks to remind me 1 yr later😅

    • @J174T
      @J174T Рік тому

      @@yogitachoudhary569 unrelated to this, how do you check if someone messaged you? I wouldn’t know til I scroll down your comment.

    • @yogitachoudhary569
      @yogitachoudhary569 2 місяці тому

      ​@@J174Tyou will be notified by email 😊

  • @dominiquecurran1941
    @dominiquecurran1941 4 роки тому +3

    I fucking love tim minchin

  • @BKKfreak
    @BKKfreak 4 роки тому +22

    Catchy lyrics... 😂

  • @zapbrannigan000
    @zapbrannigan000 4 роки тому +1

    george pell just loves this funny business.

  • @giffelalexandersaavedracal7277
    @giffelalexandersaavedracal7277 4 роки тому

    I almost cried with the piece.

  • @jamesbullo
    @jamesbullo 4 роки тому +2

    Fucking brilliant 👏

  • @DragonView1
    @DragonView1 10 місяців тому +3

    How to explain religion using the existence of feet as an example: 3:58

  • @Sikosm
    @Sikosm 4 роки тому +25

    The song starts at 4:40
    The comedy is ok but Minchin's real strength is his song lyrics.

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 4 роки тому +2

      Snoozopoulos of course they are! You just usually need some sort of setup

    • @Sikosm
      @Sikosm 4 роки тому

      @@flargarbason1740 yeah I understand the need for set ups... They can be a bit hit or miss though. This isn't his best.

    • @felipesalles9448
      @felipesalles9448 4 роки тому +10

      What? the fish bit is the best part.

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, you are skipping part the Jezus line? That's some writing gold.

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters 4 роки тому +1

      I came back solely for the fish bit. I forgot there was a song.

  • @jennifermichellejulietta6009
    @jennifermichellejulietta6009 4 роки тому

    Purpose is an idea of perception

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 4 роки тому +2

    Bacteria is evolving constantly. Because we treat bacterial diseases with antibiotics, they die. Some are created with abnormalities as can every living thing (birth defects) sometimes this can be a positive thing, like in this case, a resistance to antibiotics. This means they’re less likely to die from antibiotics. Since they don’t die, they continue to divide and create more with the same abnormality, while the original bacteria without the evolution will die off due to an inability to survive the antibiotics (unless the conditions are well enough for them to continue to thrive)

    • @TheRealBrandonMcDuff
      @TheRealBrandonMcDuff 4 роки тому

      I mean micro-evolution is obviously real and isn't debated amongst anyone. The only thing debated is species to special macroevolution.

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 4 роки тому

      @@TheRealBrandonMcDuff Still uses the exact same principle, just different, more dramatic, birth defect. If it's born with a positive abnormality, it's more likely to survive, and pass on it's abnormal gene.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому

      Whoever came up with the idea of micro-evolution is a marketing genius. I admire that sort of sociopathic cunning.
      Yeah, macro-smoking can cause cancer. But it's never been proven for micro-smoking. Okay, nobody is arguing that micro-overdosing of heroin is lethal but macro-overdosing is something completely different. Did I have sex with your wife? Are you talking about micro-fucking or macro-fucking, because...

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 4 роки тому +1

      Onkel Pappkov Alright, so your saying heroin death isn’t caused by the actual heroin it’s actually just coincidentally die because god murdering you at the exact moment the heroin started destroying your body. I didn’t fuck your wife, God used me as a tool to fuck your wife, I’m completely innocent if I murder someone because God was the one who got me to do it. You can’t take the good without the ugly.
      You can’t say 6 divided by 3 is 1 just because 3 divided by 3 is.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому

      @@flargarbason1740 wat

  • @casemore2073
    @casemore2073 4 роки тому +5

    fackin tony

  • @mimifurtek6956
    @mimifurtek6956 4 роки тому

    genuinley so funny

  • @ikenbrproductions6710
    @ikenbrproductions6710 4 роки тому

    Only musical comedy can post Tim Minchin vídeos

  • @nickdryad
    @nickdryad 4 роки тому +10

    The joke is that the evolution of ice cream took longer than human evolution.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 роки тому +3

      Considering we've been evolving for hundreds of millions of years and are still evolving, I have to say nope.

    • @nickdryad
      @nickdryad 4 роки тому +3

      Jean Roch sorry that wasn’t a yes/no proposition. It’s a fact.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 роки тому +2

      @@nickdryad if it's wrong it's not a fact, what are you, trump ?

    • @nickdryad
      @nickdryad 4 роки тому

      Jean Roch what the fuck man. Humans evolved then came ice cream; it’s a fact.

    • @quickfingers5979
      @quickfingers5979 4 роки тому +3

      nickdryad Not really, evolution measures the changes in something that already exists. Ice cream didn’t start evolving until after it was created.

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 3 роки тому

    ‘Reasonable experimental conditions’ always are unreasonable to those charlatans.

  • @Kleptul
    @Kleptul 4 роки тому +3

    A Palestinian Jew by the name of Phlegmsus?

  • @justdonsmail
    @justdonsmail 4 роки тому

    But can you dance to it?

  • @mysticalmaid
    @mysticalmaid 4 роки тому +2

    Funny guy.

  • @nomadismileseeker6611
    @nomadismileseeker6611 3 роки тому

    I don’t know who this chick is but she is pretty funny. 😂😂😂

  • @davesolway3696
    @davesolway3696 12 днів тому

    Irony!!!!!!!!!!! This must be a past tense song!!???? How wealthy is Tim now!!?? Don't get me wrong....he deserves it etc.... just can't ignore the elephant in the room!!!😅

  • @RoseChuang
    @RoseChuang 4 роки тому

    Judah, Judah

  • @crypticTV
    @crypticTV Рік тому

    4:30 best bit

  • @fairwayray
    @fairwayray 4 роки тому +5

    If you don't like this, its over your head.

  • @flamefrost5352
    @flamefrost5352 4 роки тому +19

    I didnt know Shane Dawson is a great comedian

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 4 роки тому +1

    Eclectic in every way.

  • @Crono099
    @Crono099 4 роки тому

    dam i don't believe in any of those ...... but dam i want his piano...... time to James Veitch Mr Tim Minchin.................. (edit) just unpaused the video and head id also get his leg and wife..... well time to get a dog to play fetch the leg with

  • @maximumsight
    @maximumsight 4 роки тому +5

    Anyone noticed he Is not wearing shoes

    • @emceeboogieboots1608
      @emceeboogieboots1608 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah it's sort of his thing

    • @lukemacdermid2246
      @lukemacdermid2246 4 роки тому +2

      @@emceeboogieboots1608 Around 15 years or more at this point I think.

    • @kittystarr8874
      @kittystarr8874 4 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure the close up of his unshoed feet was a fairly clear giveaway.

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 4 роки тому

      Rob Max Photography never does;admittedly, I only found him this week, and he did wear them for one tv guest appearance

  • @TheRealAristocrates
    @TheRealAristocrates 4 роки тому

    Has this content been licensed? There doesn't seem to be any license information attached.

  • @ogaoms8985
    @ogaoms8985 3 роки тому

    Me: How do I find a job? How do I pay taxes? How do I buy a house?
    School: 5:43

  • @pseudaeles
    @pseudaeles 4 роки тому

    ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

  • @NeilJ894
    @NeilJ894 2 роки тому

    I think Karen Armstrong is brilliant at highlighting the issues with literal interpretation of religious texts. Ironically the scientific revolutions understandable preoccupation with literal truth in the 19th century seems to have spurred on religious fanatics to interpret the Bible literally rather than as intended, an allegorical text. All religious texts are, and always were, a series of fictional parables to give meaning and direction to life. Confusing mythology with literal truth is religions biggest mistake and means many miss out on a spiritual life because of this outdated interpretation.

  • @GTE_Channel
    @GTE_Channel 4 роки тому

    ... Just....

  • @haych5491
    @haych5491 4 роки тому +4

    He looks like Shane Dawson and Jenna Marbles fused into one.

  • @jazminmitchell7493
    @jazminmitchell7493 4 роки тому

    He skipped quite a few million years within the evolutionary process.

  • @85Spawn85
    @85Spawn85 Рік тому

    He is awesome.

  • @doubleirishdutchsandwich4740
    @doubleirishdutchsandwich4740 4 роки тому

    5:20

  • @chibimirmo
    @chibimirmo 4 роки тому +6

    The Catholic Church is not against science or the theory of evolution. Many people forget that the man who came up with the Big Bang theory was a catholic priest. And one of the first female mathematicians was a catholic nun. I get some Christian denominations r against science but it’s not wise to assume all r of that mind set.
    I’m not saying this out of anger. Just want to clarify and inform some people that not all Christians think this way.
    God Bless, 🌹🕊🌹

    • @fryzler8161
      @fryzler8161 4 роки тому

      If you fully believe in the bible, you can’t believe in science because a lot of what god does is impossible with science.

    • @chibimirmo
      @chibimirmo 4 роки тому

      Fryzler God created Science which means He is master over it. He is not bound by its laws. If He were bound by it, He would seas to be God. We r made up of cells, bacteria DNA etc. God created all these. Science merely explains the substance of the natural law, unseen to the naked eye. But science has nothing to do with the supernatural law. You can’t measure and define the natural & supernatural law in the same way. For example u can’t measure the temperature in the room with a ruler, but with a thermometer. You need to adapt according to what ur measuring. I pray that makes sense. The Bible is meant to feed the soul and draw it closer to God. To instruct us how to grow in sanctity and to become more like Christ. The Bible is a book which shows us God the Father, teaching us about His love and Mercy. It was never meant to be used as a book of science, it was never meant to be used to interpret cells DNA, elements etc. I mean we acknowledge mathematics, and it’s importance, yet we are never taught algebra in scripture. That’s because that’s not it’s function. The Funktion of scripture is to show us the Face of God, and to transform our souls through meditation and prayer. Through it, God speaks to us, and we learn to here His voice.
      I pray this makes sense. I understand if u still disagree with me. I’m not saying all this to belittle u in any way. I only want to explain my perspective. I hope it helps u in some kind of way. And please do keep me in ur prayers.
      God Bless u, and thank u for commenting ☺️🌹🕊🌹
      (Ps. Plz excuse any spelling or grammar errors, as I’m dyslexic 😅)

    • @chibimirmo
      @chibimirmo 4 роки тому

      Lucky The pup I’m not denying those scientific facts. They just don’t disprove God to me. I know I get a dopamine hit when I’m around those I love. God designed all these things to help us thrive as human beings. I get it if u struggle to believe in a God (I use to be an atheist myself). I just ask that u respect the fact that I do. I’m not here to fight u, since ur not my enemy.
      God Bless u 🌹🕊🌹

    • @chibimirmo
      @chibimirmo 4 роки тому

      Lucky The pup don’t worry, I’d never do that. One can’t force any one into faith. That wouldn’t be loving. ☺️ I hope u have a nice day 🌹🕊🌹

    • @fryzler8161
      @fryzler8161 4 роки тому

      Francis&Fawn /Catholic&Danish so do you or do you not believe in the Big Bang and how the world was created or do you believe that it was created in seven days, defying science.

  • @danalexander2149
    @danalexander2149 4 роки тому +2

    Darwin was a devout Christian; wrote “On Species” and created the Theory of Evolution as an argument to support God’s existence (evolution is a part of God’s plan).

    • @youneedyourmedication
      @youneedyourmedication 4 роки тому

      Devout? His actual quote was "an Agnostic would be the more correct description of my state of mind."

    • @danalexander2149
      @danalexander2149 4 роки тому

      You Need Your Medication! - His wife brought him to the dark side of the force.
      Look it up.

    • @youneedyourmedication
      @youneedyourmedication 4 роки тому

      @@danalexander2149 You mean made him see the light :)

    • @danalexander2149
      @danalexander2149 4 роки тому

      You Need Your Medication! - Depends on the denomination. #QuakerLife

    • @BigRalphSmith
      @BigRalphSmith 4 роки тому

      @@danalexander2149 Just a quick note of possible interest; Darwin neither conceived of nor created the theory of evolution.

  • @mysurlytrucker7510
    @mysurlytrucker7510 4 роки тому +7

    Ave just watched Kevin Bridges , he is actually funny.

    • @pintpullinggeek
      @pintpullinggeek 4 роки тому

      Humour is subjective and it's possible you are the subject of this humour.

    • @kakshaks
      @kakshaks 4 роки тому

      David Macdonald I would suggest Tim Minchin is the Lionel Mezzi of what he does and Kevin Bridges is the Sunday League goalkeeper

  • @julianjanssen5499
    @julianjanssen5499 4 роки тому +2

    Funny, but the idea of feet or some such thing emerging spontaneously with an individual of a species is... problematic.

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 4 роки тому +5

      It's comedy..

    • @julianjanssen5499
      @julianjanssen5499 4 роки тому +2

      @@johan.ohgren duh...

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 4 роки тому +5

      The theory is that it didn't happen spontaneously but over millions of years.

  • @coltmagnus6572
    @coltmagnus6572 4 роки тому +1

    Everything popped into existence without even a preceding thought.

  • @thoniesh
    @thoniesh 4 роки тому +1

    Lol...
    But let's recall that the science bit that is right at one point was of the opinion that the earth was flat.

    • @PianoDiary85
      @PianoDiary85 8 місяців тому

      Yes, but that's the thing. Science progresses based on knew knowledge. Religion doesn't.

    • @thoniesh
      @thoniesh 8 місяців тому

      @@PianoDiary85 Science progresses because it is searching for truth. Perhaps religion...or more accurately the bible does not change because it is truth.

  • @jimatsydney
    @jimatsydney Рік тому

    Hey Tim, on an episode of Louis Theroux about autism, he was interviewing a mum of a teenage child with high functioning autism. On the show she didn’t seem very religious and she said he was very low functioning until she took him to a healing service. This surprised me because low functioning autistic kids wouldn’t be effected by placebo or other suggestive manipulations. Check out the episode yourself. The mum could have been mistaken of course and it is certainly is not a scientific account, but it left me wondering.

  • @grahamwallace4355
    @grahamwallace4355 Рік тому

    As a New Zealander Im pissed off anyone so brilliant can be a Aussie. I love Tim ❤️. In a non gay binary way. Nothing wrong with being gay .

  • @davevanvlerah5167
    @davevanvlerah5167 4 роки тому +12

    "Not funny!" Go drool on Fox News, mouth breathers.

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 роки тому +5

      Debra, you and Dave are on the same page. Read closely!

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому

      @@Jesse__H Well, at least she drools the truth, lol.

  • @peter2679
    @peter2679 4 роки тому

    Sounds more like a lecture against religion than comedy.

    • @BigRalphSmith
      @BigRalphSmith 4 роки тому

      Made me laugh.
      But then, listening to stories about people making assertions that supernatural religious concepts have any tangible relationship to reality usually do.

  • @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511
    @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 4 роки тому

    affirmative action or what the hell?

    • @samshorto5433
      @samshorto5433 4 роки тому +7

      He's a straight white guy, how could it possibly be affirmative action? Do try to think. Maybe if you did you might enjoy his comedy.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому

      @@samshorto5433 If you squint really hard, he looks black. Then again, so does everything else but maybe that's where the paranoia came from.

  • @practicalintuition4030
    @practicalintuition4030 4 роки тому +6

    I wouldn't be able to distinguish this guy between Male and female ,if he was just standing there, not speaking.

  • @mamalama9888
    @mamalama9888 4 роки тому +1

    🤦‍♂️

  • @50daysago14
    @50daysago14 3 роки тому

    Is Tim like the son of Bill Bailey? Same music stand up comedy. Only Minchin throws enough shallow atheistic jokes to make you dislike him after a while.