Andy - meticulously solves murder mystery to set up perfect "suicide" assassination. Jane - meticulously sets up electrocution "accident" during photoshoot for perfect Instagram post. Mike - meticulously choses perfect shotgun to crush target with "hilarious" antler chandelier. Definitely three different ways to play.
Andy earnestly trying to solve the murder mystery while Mike doesn't even realize there is a murder mystery going on is the best thing ever. It's like they were paying to completely different games.
@@morethanmoth pretty sure it was for her. she had faked her own death originally but her brother had only just been killed the night before, so it couldn't have been for him
Beat me to it commenting about Jane’s joke being on the money since Jon cut to Mike whacking a security guard with a shovel right after she said that 😂🤣😂🤣
I love how quickly 47 and Diana take to investigating the crime, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with their purpose there. Makes me picture 47 doing something similar in other locations, like going all Gordon Ramsay on a diner that could be from Kitchen Nightmares: "The target is on the move, and will be arriving in approximately 12 minutes, 47." "Excellent. My risotto will be finished by then."
@@ripopol Nah, the risotto's for the food critic that's present for part of the alternative story mission. Of course, she'll probably get knocked out and left in the bathroom during the mission, in which case 47 will have to take the risotto home with him instead. Wouldn't want to waste it.
Yeah, but in all fairness, these are the same people that don't notice that the weird hairless dude with the barcode on his head is just putting on different hats. It goes to show that there are sadly no optometrists in the Hitman cinematic universe.
@@yeoldecrone5474 my theory is that prosopagnosia is just inexplicably hugely prevalent in the hitman universe (we really don't know what causes it in the real world) and that in their universe 47 was specifically designed to look completely and utterly average (though, there was suggestion that he looks exactly like that model so, perhaps that theory falls apart, at any rate 47 was designed in a lab so it makes sense that you'd design him to be perfectly forgettable).
Andy: seasoned hitman, way too into the investigation cause he's looking for a challenge Jane: The fresh grad hitman, first day on the job Mike: The hitman you got from craigslist, named mike.
The Three Ways to Play series is what inspired me to take a chance on the new Hitman (no subtitle) three or so years ago after being underwhelmed by Absolution. ZERO regrets!
Master Detective Andy: Looking for clues Diana: Take a look at the dead body Andy: "Oh yeah, there's a dead body here. Yikes!" That is some fine detective work
@@amwoodco3049 how about the first one where they’re playing the Beta? Andy: (puts on yacht staff outfit) Hello sailor! Mike: Can you please not say that while undressing a man?
Me watching this: “ Is the sky falling? Did pigs learn to fly? Mike with a silent assassin rating!!? What is this world coming to?” Good job Mike, I knew you could do it, eventually.
It’s a pig with a jet engine up it’s ass. He got silent assassin while discharging a shotgun to take down a chandelier made of antlers with witnesses. That’s the great white Buffalo right there.
@@marhawkman303 oh I understand that. The amazing part is that he fired a damned shotgun into a room with more than one guard and no one was able to locate him. And then with his big dick energy 47 just strolls out of there with a shotgun on his back after searching the office for the code to the safe. That’s why it was more impressive.
@@marhawkman303 not only that--no bodies discovered (excepting the accident kill of Alexa), not caught trespassing or by an enforcer/noticer, and no one killed besides Alexa. It's truly impressive for someone who plays like Mike does.
Well this is an absolutely historic day. Not only did Mike get 5 Star Silent Assassin, which is stunning all on it's own, but also all three of them managed to get 5 Star Silent Assassin at the same time, using completely different methods. This said I 100% feel and understand Andy's need to complete the case with the legitimate correct answer.
ngl it was pretty cool that Andy was able to get the target to recognise him and give him the case anyway because he was such a good detective, I almost wish there was an option to spare her afterwards
@@laurenbastin8849 It all hinges on how you solve the case. If you implicate the butler, Emma can actually kill her. If you find the letter, and tell her Zachary committed suicide, then ask for the case file, she'll jump off the balcony,
“I’m not going to look a gift opportunity in the horse-mouth” is such a wonderful callback! Man, these guys have been making gold out of hitman for years now.
Mike knocking out a guard to avoid being frisked while carrying guns his current disguise is allowed to carry is so evident of how he chooses to play. Never would I have suspected he'd finish the mission the way he did. Truly incredible.
I thought for a moment that Mike would get a higher score than Andy. How glorious thay would have been. Still, kudos to Mike for the five stars AND fun murder. A man truly can have it all. Who knew!
Loved playing this level the first time. I was just exploring outside the mansion first and happened to fix the poison brewer without thinking anything special about it. Then when I had just started exploring inside the mansion and Alexa suddenly dropped dead and Diana told me "Good job 47". Was so confused since I hadnt done anything yet.
The smash cut from Jane saying "I bet Mike is smashing everything" to Mike nailing a guy in the back of the head with a shovel is just such good editing! Had me rolling! Coming back to this after a couple years - the recommended videos algorithm nailed it today!
Hats off to whoever did the editing on this one; it was put together brilliantly. Particularly the part with Mike and Jane both working out how to open the safe.
It would be cool if there was an Agent 48 option where you play the missions as a women. Though it would also be funny to 47 dressed as a maid with his furious glare.
Your mission is to steal an important document and assassinate a prominate woman. Mike & Jane: Righty oh business as usual. Andy: Screw that Hitman No Subtitle!!! I've got a proper mystery to solve and ain't killing no one until I've detectived the crap out of it. Just love Andy's dedication to roleplay an assassin roleplaying a detective.
Funny thing, that. Pre-order bonus adds a "starting location" that's the default one, but with developer commentary about the level after Diana's done with her intro bit (or you get into the mission proper, as later levels will do). The way Andy played the level is the way the developers intended you to play the level the first time, get involved in the lore. They wanted you to do this so badly they almost decided to flat out give you a PI outfit for free, not even having to knock out the actual investigator, but they decided against that in the end.
I thought for sure it'd only be 4 stars. I almost shouted at the screen "use your silenced pistol," but the hunting shotgun worked. Go figure! We shall henceforth call him Mike Five Star Channell!
@The Gaming Meta That's exactly what I said while watching it lol. He went through all that trouble to keep the "good" pistol and then used the shotgun anyway!
Reminds me of the Sapienza - Patient Zero story. Mike: Oh jeez! They’re like, filming a lesser known Scream sequel...well, I know how Andy’s gonna be doing this. *Cuts to Andy* Andy: WHOA! What the hell is that? Oh my god I NEED that costume!
Surely either Diana could arrange for the house to be signed over to 47, or he could just buy it with all those gold bars and Fabergé eggs he 'liberated' from the Milton Fitzpatrick vault?
@The Gaming Meta I wonder if it's gone up? Or if he's on a bonus basis? Half a mill base fee, bonuses for silent assassin and optional mission items, plus he can keep anything he can steal. 47's eBay account absolutely stacked with listings for plaster busts, various tools and a concerning amount of firearms and fish.
This is a nice murder mystery! And the bit at the end with Diana, in the wake of spending so much time in a gothic mansion on an overcast day, was pretty creepy.
9:44 We all saw that coming Jane. 11:06 Great detective work there Andy-never miss a clue. 16:29 Yep- flawless :) Love this series folks- keep things murder-y...
Holy crap, that ending -- I was NOT expecting that! Wild. . .but yeah, another delightful showcase of your varying styles of play! I love the various cuts between Andy being the detective, Jane being the photographer and general staff, and Mike just being Mike. XD You guys really have the comedic timing of all these down by now! :p
These are my favorite type of video you produce!! I’m sure it’s a lot of work but it’s so fun to watch how you each play so different! Make more Hitman 3 Ways to Play!
Andy - plays as intended Jane - plays not so as intended Mike - plays as... what? who put the chandelier here? :D Even though we've seen this script before, it's still funny as heck. Can we please get a new series where Mike plays stealth-ish games?
*sniff* I'm so proud of Mike! I didn't think he'd do it, what with the how he created the accident, but...go Mike! Next week, I imagine, Berlin is going to be insane.
Wow, very impressed by the amount of work that has gone into this level by the developers. Especially to include an actual mystery to solve and everything. Plus well done Mike on getting Silent Assassin! Even I had to go back and check the video when I heard him say that lol
This is the content this game was made for. Amazing as always, very proud of MIke for this one. Jane really hit the nail on the head with her assessment of the usual situation and it was right, Mike did use a lot of smashing after all. Also proud of Andy for taking his new job as the worlds best detective seriously!
Skyfall! Knives Out! Hitman 3-ways-to-play is better than those. Plus, Andy's Daniel Craig impression is darn fun. Thank you. Keep them coming. (the impressions and the Hitman)
I've been saying it ever since he speed ran a level with an exploding rubber duck!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike is clearly without any form of doubt in any way shape or form the greatest Hitman player of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all have their moments. Remember when Andy killed both Paris targets at the same time without even planning to do so? He was only trying to push one off a balcony and she accidentally fell on the other target? Mike has the Rubber duck, as you mentioned, and well, there’s a reason Jane is so synonymous with the idea of death by screwdriver.
@@tigershark94 Seeing you say this made me think of a horrifying idea. Prudence with an Eldritch screwdriver (a screwdriver infused with an eldritch blast).
I know a lot of effort goes into these edits, and I want you to know that it is sincerely appreciated. I'm staying late at work tonight so I can watch this now.
Andy - meticulously solves murder mystery to set up perfect "suicide" assassination.
Jane - meticulously sets up electrocution "accident" during photoshoot for perfect Instagram post.
Mike - meticulously choses perfect shotgun to crush target with "hilarious" antler chandelier.
Definitely three different ways to play.
I was looking for you. The guy who explains their route. You are late my friend
not quite perfect, you can get her to actually commit suicide if you find a certain letter
@@Sublimeoo You can get Emma to kill her if you play it right.
@@Sublimeoo what letter?
@@boaz6346 can't remember off top of my head, it was in a Many a True Nerd hitman vid if you wanna search it out
Andy earnestly trying to solve the murder mystery while Mike doesn't even realize there is a murder mystery going on is the best thing ever. It's like they were paying to completely different games.
isn't it always like they're playing different games though?
And Jane couldnt even get in the house 2😂😂😂😂
Both Mike and Jane thought the funeral was for her and not the brother by "suicide".
@@morethanmoth pretty sure it was for her. she had faked her own death originally but her brother had only just been killed the night before, so it couldn't have been for him
@@jamesherb4384 oh, thanks. Still two out of the three missed a huge (yet unnecessary) plot twist.
Jane: "I bet Mike is smashing everything. *giggle*"
Mike: *BONK*
Perfect cut! Great job editing team!
beat me to it.
@@epicureanbard the editing on this video was amazing that intro cut with the camera flash.
i really laugh at that part
Beat me to it commenting about Jane’s joke being on the money since Jon cut to Mike whacking a security guard with a shovel right after she said that 😂🤣😂🤣
I love how quickly 47 and Diana take to investigating the crime, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with their purpose there. Makes me picture 47 doing something similar in other locations, like going all Gordon Ramsay on a diner that could be from Kitchen Nightmares: "The target is on the move, and will be arriving in approximately 12 minutes, 47." "Excellent. My risotto will be finished by then."
I commend you for this beautiful insight
Diana- "Well, it better be poisoned by then"
47- That would be a waste of a perfect risotto.
Honestly I'd expect 47 to serve a can of that expired spaghetti you find in every kitchen and wait for the target in the bathroom...
@@ripopol Nah, the risotto's for the food critic that's present for part of the alternative story mission. Of course, she'll probably get knocked out and left in the bathroom during the mission, in which case 47 will have to take the risotto home with him instead. Wouldn't want to waste it.
What I wanna know is why Diana seemed so set on pinning it all on Mr. Fernsby??
I think Mike is owed his round of applause, for reasons you know if you've seen this video. I didn't think it would ever happen!
That was the biggest twist of all. Although he did achieve it in a very Mike fashion.
I did give him a round of applause! WTG Mike!
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
I'm still shaking. Are we sure Ike Channel wasn't playing?
MIKE WITH THE SILENT ASSASSIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It takes some serious overconfidence in your eyesight to march into a thicket to find a coin when you can’t even see the bald man crouching in it
Yeah, but in all fairness, these are the same people that don't notice that the weird hairless dude with the barcode on his head is just putting on different hats. It goes to show that there are sadly no optometrists in the Hitman cinematic universe.
Ahhahahahhaha
This is comment of the day, anywhere.
He can see through walls and telekinetically guide briefcases.
@@yeoldecrone5474 my theory is that prosopagnosia is just inexplicably hugely prevalent in the hitman universe (we really don't know what causes it in the real world) and that in their universe 47 was specifically designed to look completely and utterly average (though, there was suggestion that he looks exactly like that model so, perhaps that theory falls apart, at any rate 47 was designed in a lab so it makes sense that you'd design him to be perfectly forgettable).
This will go down in OX history as the day all three of them got a five star silent assassin rating! Truly historic!
I mean it’s impressive for sure
@@RaidenDragonClaw I've never seen Mike get anything higher than maybe 3. Maybe. Historic is right.
Mr. Fernsby, the butler: "Mr. Zachary has never been one to commit suicide before, which is why Madam Carlisle suspects foul play."
quite hard to practice though
@@AsbestosMuffins I think the idea is that Fernsby feels that he was not the sort of person who'd be willing to do it.
He's not wrong, though
Can we all thank Andy for diligently going through the whole investigation and finding out who the murderer really was.
He's a professional. He has standards.
That's Andy's Hitman Guarantee!
Love Diane telling him he's got enough to get the meeting and Andy being like 'I'm a PI now, I must solve the case!'
And he did it in less time than Jane and Mike, he’s a pro
And all for 1000 extra score...
"I bet Mike's smashing everything"
*bonk*
What a cut.
I know 😂🤣😂🤣
Can I get a time stamp?
@@chancehuber6095 9:39 I believe
came here to say this. lol
you could even say it was quite a nice "smash" cut
Andy: seasoned hitman, way too into the investigation cause he's looking for a challenge
Jane: The fresh grad hitman, first day on the job
Mike: The hitman you got from craigslist, named mike.
I would 100% watch a series where Andy plays a weird, hyperaggressive detective.
There is a game like that, its called contradiction and I would love for them to play it.
So, Andy Plays LA Noire?
You mean Andy's general vibe?
Well there was that bit in DnD where he attempted to slap everyone in irons
@@frankjaeger2389 Have you tried Simon Thompson's Homebrew?
This series is the best part of any new Hitman game.
Total agreement.
💯 agree!
The Three Ways to Play series is what inspired me to take a chance on the new Hitman (no subtitle) three or so years ago after being underwhelmed by Absolution. ZERO regrets!
Master Detective Andy: Looking for clues
Diana: Take a look at the dead body
Andy: "Oh yeah, there's a dead body here. Yikes!"
That is some fine detective work
He's the Riddler of course it's expert. :D
@@marhawkman303 that was Mike, not Andy.
This was actually "Hitman 3, 2 ways to play and Andy is also here playing LA Noire"
Them switching for each case for L.A. Noire would be pretty great.
"Im not going to look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth" is the best thing jane has ever come up with
Andy said that
@@big_creamo yes but jane said it first, she said that in an old 3 ways to play and they bring it up in d&d sometimes
@@LarryTheWanderer Oh, my apologies to you, a more committed fan than I
My favourite was an old one.
"And those pants will be my pants."
@@amwoodco3049 how about the first one where they’re playing the Beta?
Andy: (puts on yacht staff outfit) Hello sailor!
Mike: Can you please not say that while undressing a man?
“3 ways to play”
Everyone: time for the ol’ coin in the bush trick
Old faithful
It’s an oldie but a goodie...
give 'em the old "bustle in your hedgerow" routine
It is "3 ways to play" not "3 ways to start a hitman mission"
I've got a coin in the bush trick, but it's gotten me in trouble in the past.
Me watching this: “ Is the sky falling? Did pigs learn to fly? Mike with a silent assassin rating!!? What is this world coming to?” Good job Mike, I knew you could do it, eventually.
It’s a pig with a jet engine up it’s ass. He got silent assassin while discharging a shotgun to take down a chandelier made of antlers with witnesses. That’s the great white Buffalo right there.
@@Joestone1984 The trick is that no one SAW him. To my understanding "Silent Assassin" is about whether you get connected to the crime.
@@marhawkman303 oh I understand that. The amazing part is that he fired a damned shotgun into a room with more than one guard and no one was able to locate him. And then with his big dick energy 47 just strolls out of there with a shotgun on his back after searching the office for the code to the safe. That’s why it was more impressive.
It only took an apocalypse to do it.
@@marhawkman303 not only that--no bodies discovered (excepting the accident kill of Alexa), not caught trespassing or by an enforcer/noticer, and no one killed besides Alexa. It's truly impressive for someone who plays like Mike does.
"They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
They're Madame's family"
Best
That part made me laugh more than I expected:]
*click click*
Would have worked with carlisle better.
Mike telling everyone he's an "outdoor" security guard and may pee on the rug, was the wrong time to take a drink.
Well this is an absolutely historic day. Not only did Mike get 5 Star Silent Assassin, which is stunning all on it's own, but also all three of them managed to get 5 Star Silent Assassin at the same time, using completely different methods.
This said I 100% feel and understand Andy's need to complete the case with the legitimate correct answer.
I did the same on my first play through. But it is great fun giving Alexa the wrong answers...
@@sewed102 may she go to her grave not in peace
Imagine the last words you hear before you're caught in death's icy grip are just Jane saying, "Don't tell me how to do my JOB."
ngl it was pretty cool that Andy was able to get the target to recognise him and give him the case anyway because he was such a good detective, I almost wish there was an option to spare her afterwards
You can sort of spare her. By which I mean you can get someone else to kill her for you.
@@John_Smith. interesting... explain more?
@@laurenbastin8849 It all hinges on how you solve the case. If you implicate the butler, Emma can actually kill her. If you find the letter, and tell her Zachary committed suicide, then ask for the case file, she'll jump off the balcony,
@@John_Smith. wow, sounds very devious indeed
@@John_Smith. huh, so by actually telling the truth, you'd be the one "doing the deed" instead of having others do it for you
I like how Jane's new signature move is death by fuse.
if they ever create a fused screwdriver, she will be unstoppable.
It’s a lot smarter than a golfclub swung shovel to the face 😂🤣😂🤣
it won't be long until fusey becomes screwy's friend
it's technically death by screwdriver if you really think about it.
Fusey and screwy working together to help Jane commit crimes.
Next Halloween should be Andy’s Academy training where he learns how to be a better Hitman from Mike.
I second that idea!
TBF, while they were all within 2000-3000 points of each other, Andy scored highest and Mike scored lowest on that mission.
Just more bits like Dubai
Agent Mike, with Andy on his ear piece
It would have to be hosted on Eurogamer, you know, for the copious amount of cussing sure to happen😂
@The Gaming Meta Andy needs to learn how to explode people :D Mike already taught him how to permanently "disable" cameras with the silverballer
“I’m not going to look a gift opportunity in the horse-mouth” is such a wonderful callback! Man, these guys have been making gold out of hitman for years now.
47 likes.
Andy: I'm the world's greatest detective.
Also Andy: oh there's a dead body I missed that.🤣🤦🏻♂️
47: "Results and discretion are my specialty"
Discretion? Obviously 47 has mentally blocked out all of Mike's playthroughs.
Well only Andy's 47 said that, so separate incarnations. He DID block out the *ahem* "fish rampage" Andy did though.
It's discreet if nobody is left to witness anything.
@@hush-615 also by dint of the weapon being a FISH there is no way to trace the kills back to 47 based on the weapon used.
The excitement and bewilderment in Mike's voice when he gets his score just made my day 💜
If Jane's plathroughs recently are anything to go by, 47 is slowly turning into the world's worst electrical engineer
Mike knocking out a guard to avoid being frisked while carrying guns his current disguise is allowed to carry is so evident of how he chooses to play.
Never would I have suspected he'd finish the mission the way he did. Truly incredible.
Who'd have guessed that Mike would have redefined SASO to mean Silent Assassin, shotgun only.
Andy's Daniel Craig Knives Out impression is on point
I thought for a moment that Mike would get a higher score than Andy. How glorious thay would have been. Still, kudos to Mike for the five stars AND fun murder. A man truly can have it all. Who knew!
If that were to happen, let's just say Mike would be invited to Andy's manor house to be 'involved' in another murder mystery.
Mike got a Silent Assassin rating. The end of the world is nigh.
First 2020, now Mike gets a “Silent” Assassin. The end is definitely nigh
Jane: I bet Andy is having a lovelly time in the big mansion. I bet Mike is smaching everything giggle
Cut to Mike
Mike: Shovel to the head BONK
I am really glad that Andy decided to fully investigate instead of laying the blame on the butler! Much more satisfying.
Andy's on a roll here with the references, but my favourite will be him referencing Jane's "Never look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth."
Jane with that "you're not my real mom" energy. I'm here for it 🤣
@The Gaming Meta I would be lying if I said that I did not relate entirely to all of that
Loved playing this level the first time. I was just exploring outside the mansion first and happened to fix the poison brewer without thinking anything special about it. Then when I had just started exploring inside the mansion and Alexa suddenly dropped dead and Diana told me "Good job 47". Was so confused since I hadnt done anything yet.
The smash cut from Jane saying "I bet Mike is smashing everything" to Mike nailing a guy in the back of the head with a shovel is just such good editing! Had me rolling!
Coming back to this after a couple years - the recommended videos algorithm nailed it today!
Hats off to whoever did the editing on this one; it was put together brilliantly. Particularly the part with Mike and Jane both working out how to open the safe.
The world doesn't make sense anymore.
Up is now down.
Left is now Wednesday.
Mike somehow got 5 stars and Silent Assassin.
Dog and cats, living together... Mass hysteria
@@nickdejager8873 whoa whoa whoa... we already have too much of that last one.
@@nickdejager8873 As this is one my favourite lines of Bill Murray's from Ghostbusters, I wish I could like it more than once.
NPCs see Andy coming: Good thing I'm not the target
NPCs see Mike coming: Oh god
Mike's surprise at his awesome skills was wholesome af
Mike getting a silent assasin ranking is an indication to this year gonna be different
Probably going a lot more worse
@@rizkyanandita8227 lol
@@middleagedmutantninjaturtle18 The worst disasters are the ones you DON'T see coming. O-o'
Does anyone else feel slightly miffed that we can't see 47 try to pass himself off as a maid?
See Hitman Absolution: hiding in plain sight by Harry Partridge
It would be cool if there was an Agent 48 option where you play the missions as a women. Though it would also be funny to 47 dressed as a maid with his furious glare.
@@jonathandavies1716 Yeah SOMe Hitman games DO have playable characters other than 47... not this one.
@@jonathandavies1716 weren't the 48 clones basically exactly 47 just without any free will and emotions
that would be terrifying but also wonderful
"I am not just a blunt instrument" you are certainly not Mike, you are also an explodey, shooty one.
Your mission is to steal an important document and assassinate a prominate woman. Mike & Jane: Righty oh business as usual. Andy: Screw that Hitman No Subtitle!!! I've got a proper mystery to solve and ain't killing no one until I've detectived the crap out of it. Just love Andy's dedication to roleplay an assassin roleplaying a detective.
Funny thing, that. Pre-order bonus adds a "starting location" that's the default one, but with developer commentary about the level after Diana's done with her intro bit (or you get into the mission proper, as later levels will do). The way Andy played the level is the way the developers intended you to play the level the first time, get involved in the lore. They wanted you to do this so badly they almost decided to flat out give you a PI outfit for free, not even having to knock out the actual investigator, but they decided against that in the end.
Spoilers:
Five stars?
Who are you and what have you done with the real Mike?
@The Gaming Meta *Distant Andy Voice* "Loophole!"
The impostor Mike also spent a lot of time putting unconscious dudes into boxes, which is something the real Mike can't be bothered with...
I thought for sure it'd only be 4 stars. I almost shouted at the screen "use your silenced pistol," but the hunting shotgun worked. Go figure!
We shall henceforth call him Mike Five Star Channell!
@@AchtungBeccaCthought the same. couldn't believe it when he somehow made it out of that unschated
@The Gaming Meta That's exactly what I said while watching it lol. He went through all that trouble to keep the "good" pistol and then used the shotgun anyway!
3 ways to play? That's a like
All of them getting 5 stars on a hitman level should go onto the OX Hall of Legends
2.5k difference points between Andy and Mike. That's fantasticly surprising for Mike. Well done for Silent Assassin too
Jane's takedown of the photographer was astounding. Couldn't believe that worked on the fly.
I mean… the editing to cut from Jane saying “bet Mike’s smashing everything…” to Mike hitting a man over the head with a shovel is so well done. 👏 👏 👏
The editing this must take is astounding
9:38 brilliant editing over Jane's magnificent knowledge of her cohorts
Alright Mike, what have you done this time?
Edit: apparently, get the silent assassin. Good job, guys
... Good job Mike! Still chaotic and random , but somehow stealthy. I would have loved to see Jane and Andy reaction to his score.
Jane, I'm disappointed. If Ellen was here she would of pointed out that that was in fact CLEARLY "a hedge fund". he he he. I'm sorry.
*would have
I love that ‘don’t look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth’ has returned
Andy: *solves a 46 (I think?) year old murder mystery*
Jane: *electrocutes the target then sneaks around*
Mike: *SHOVEL*
And a shotgun and an antler chandelier
This is hands down my favorite of their Hitman videos! All 3 ways to play in this one are awesome!!
Jane: bet mike’s smashing everything
*cut to mike smashing a man’s skull with a shovel*
Clearly Jane knows her friend all too well
Reminds me of the Sapienza - Patient Zero story.
Mike: Oh jeez! They’re like, filming a lesser known Scream sequel...well, I know how Andy’s gonna be doing this.
*Cuts to Andy*
Andy: WHOA! What the hell is that? Oh my god I NEED that costume!
C'mon Mike, that's a Muddler outfit, if I ever saw one.
Murder is the ultimate muddle.
Surely either Diana could arrange for the house to be signed over to 47, or he could just buy it with all those gold bars and Fabergé eggs he 'liberated' from the Milton Fitzpatrick vault?
@The Gaming Meta I wonder if it's gone up? Or if he's on a bonus basis? Half a mill base fee, bonuses for silent assassin and optional mission items, plus he can keep anything he can steal. 47's eBay account absolutely stacked with listings for plaster busts, various tools and a concerning amount of firearms and fish.
I've been waiting for this moment!! Been watching older 3 ways to play to fill my time and I'm excited to see this series back!!
This is the series that introduced me to Hitman, and it continues to be the best part of the game.
Same. I got into playing the Hitman series because of this channel.
I'm actually very impressed by Mike in this one, a lot less chaotic than usual.
Well... I'd say he did a better job than usual of guiding the chaos.
Three 5-star Silent Assassins?!? Is this the hat trick of Hitman? Great work all of you (especially you Mike, we're so proud!).
"Yeah Diana, I've got this....... OH GOD, THERE'S A BODY!"
Alexa Carlisle:
"Oh, I see. So, you're the ASSASIN. Here to ASSANINATE me."
"Oh FFS, I need better bodyguards."
I love how excited Jane gets whenever she finds a screwdriver.
Jane's joy is a handy screwdriver, Andy's is a Stylish Suit and Mike's is an Exploding Ducky...
wow well done mike 5 stars silent assassin i never thought i'd see the day
"I bet Mike's smashing everything."
*Cut to Mike bonking someone on the head with a shovel*
And the award for best editing goes to...
This is the best series on UA-cam at the moment. I hope you never run out of Hitman games to play.
If you do escape in the hearse (Undertaker has the key, obviously) you get the hilarious 'Last Responder' challenge.
This is a nice murder mystery! And the bit at the end with Diana, in the wake of spending so much time in a gothic mansion on an overcast day, was pretty creepy.
Wow. That's impressive for Mike. And Jane too. Great scores across the board.
“I solved a puzzle, you guys. I’m not just a blunt instrument.”
Well, there’s my inspirational saying for the day.
I was not expecting that 3 way silent assassin
Excellent editing on this video! I think it's supplanted the "Patient Zero: The Source" episode as my favorite in the Oxbox Hitman series.
"Me...the world's greatest detective." That's funny, he doesn't /sound/ Belgian...
I understood that reference!
That's funny, he doesn't even have a moustache...
@@herculepoirot9690 or a Bat Cowl!
At least Mike dressed like the Riddler. Riddler is genuinely a good detective... when he tries.
@@marhawkman303 yeah I know... I remember reading an arc where he was sane and really quite a bit /hitmanish/
@@herculepoirot9690 one of the best Riddler stories :D
9:44 We all saw that coming Jane.
11:06 Great detective work there Andy-never miss a clue.
16:29 Yep- flawless :)
Love this series folks- keep things murder-y...
I always love watching these guys play Hitman... it's amazing to see how consistently they are "Shadow", "Half-n-half", and "KILL EVERYONE ALWAYS".
Holy crap, that ending -- I was NOT expecting that! Wild. . .but yeah, another delightful showcase of your varying styles of play! I love the various cuts between Andy being the detective, Jane being the photographer and general staff, and Mike just being Mike. XD You guys really have the comedic timing of all these down by now! :p
These are my favorite type of video you produce!! I’m sure it’s a lot of work but it’s so fun to watch how you each play so different! Make more Hitman 3 Ways to Play!
Andy - plays as intended
Jane - plays not so as intended
Mike - plays as... what? who put the chandelier here?
:D
Even though we've seen this script before, it's still funny as heck. Can we please get a new series where Mike plays stealth-ish games?
*sniff* I'm so proud of Mike! I didn't think he'd do it, what with the how he created the accident, but...go Mike!
Next week, I imagine, Berlin is going to be insane.
Wow, very impressed by the amount of work that has gone into this level by the developers. Especially to include an actual mystery to solve and everything.
Plus well done Mike on getting Silent Assassin! Even I had to go back and check the video when I heard him say that lol
I'd love to see Mike's version of this where you're avoiding James Bond while trying to ensure Heaven is a place on earth never gets recorded.
This is the content this game was made for. Amazing as always, very proud of MIke for this one. Jane really hit the nail on the head with her assessment of the usual situation and it was right, Mike did use a lot of smashing after all. Also proud of Andy for taking his new job as the worlds best detective seriously!
Another great 3 ways to play! **Quietly notices Andy's location mastery did not increase but may a few points at the end**
9:39 I know it's a lot of work to do, but the editing on this is *chef's kiss*
9:42 What an absolutely wonderful transition. 😄
Skyfall! Knives Out! Hitman 3-ways-to-play is better than those. Plus, Andy's Daniel Craig impression is darn fun. Thank you. Keep them coming. (the impressions and the Hitman)
King Ralph, I'm sure there's probably some other references in there too.
Mike getting Silent Assassin is a bigger twist than the twist at the end.
I've been saying it ever since he speed ran a level with an exploding rubber duck!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike is clearly without any form of doubt in any way shape or form the greatest Hitman player of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all have their moments. Remember when Andy killed both Paris targets at the same time without even planning to do so? He was only trying to push one off a balcony and she accidentally fell on the other target? Mike has the Rubber duck, as you mentioned, and well, there’s a reason Jane is so synonymous with the idea of death by screwdriver.
@@tigershark94 Seeing you say this made me think of a horrifying idea. Prudence with an Eldritch screwdriver (a screwdriver infused with an eldritch blast).
Ok, we NEED a reaction video of Andy seeing Mike get a 5 star Silent Assassin rating. This is something we require!!!!
Thanks!
I know a lot of effort goes into these edits, and I want you to know that it is sincerely appreciated. I'm staying late at work tonight so I can watch this now.