Husband has Ocular Chlamydia
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- Опубліковано 15 бер 2024
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Chlamydia of the eye is from looking for love in all the wrong places.
Lol nice one😂
Your comment is *VERY* *VERY* under appreciated.
Most underrated comment here!😂😂😂
From inside the closet, apparently.
I guess he had his eye on the wrong person...
“HER HUSBAND??” I CANT 😭
The neighbours husband… so he is probably also bisexual or pansexual and not mandatory gay
@@m.s.3041 no i understood i was just shocked
Uh-huh! And I know how he got it! He took a shot to the face…
@@KerryLuckett I'm dying over here lol
well, that was an unexpected twist 😂😂😂
“The WHAT medication?!”😂
Rich killed me with the popcorn 😊
Same 😂🤣
That, and the impulsive, "I knew it!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
Now that is the drama that makes your shift go by faster 😂😂
You think your shift is going faster... and then the Charge Nurse asks you to stay late because Carol Called out again...
🤣❤
Literally cuz that was the best
@calicocidd & then Carol comes in on a stretcher bc she threw her back out beating her hubby's backside...
@@calicociddTell Carol she's gonna need overtime to pay the rent next month.
Ben is like the stone cold one, rich is the laidback one and Austin is like the friendly one. I love how Steve can perfectly play 3 different dynamic characters. Much love man!❤❤❤
It's priceless!!😅
Rich with the popcor!🍿🍿😂😂😂
And the husband, and the wife!
And with so little, but a few props and an affect change.
It’s some serious talent
I actually forget that it's only 1 person.
Rich with popcorn is literally me outside patient rooms when there's family drama in the room..
Oh!! And Don't mind me trying to get an imaginary air bubble from the IV set lol
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would be Rich.
It’s funny for a skit, but please don’t tell me you as a healthcare provider you actually do that. That is super disrespectful to patient privacy. People have feelings and stuff and aren’t zoo animals for you to gawk at. If that’s the case, I never wanna be in your hospital.
@@kathrynrhodes7785 sometimes it's actually beneficial to be there to witness whatever is happening because more often than not patients get into fights or get stressed or some other situation where intervention becomes absolutely necessary. Just know that whichever hospital you go you will be monitored 24x7 cuz we do not want any liabilities when it comes to patient care.
Hope that helped
Nurses and doctors don’t need reality tv, they already get free entertainment at work 😂
Sometimes, we participate in important rules 😂
Honestly, it being in his eye makes so much more sense if it's with the neighbor's husband. Everything fell into place the moment he said "Fred". I love these stories.
Idk my wild mind accurately predict thr scenario 😂 I'm like... Oh yeah, that's definitely what happened 😂
@@Keithlynd_ Yup. I was about 70% sure I knew where it was going too. Not sure if that's good or bad honestly.
Exactly why you keep it around the neckline as a string of pearls..😂
Oh, that's why it's in his eye
@@Keithlynd_same
Rich doesn't do much to distract the wife and his 🍿 for the drama was the icing on the 🍰. 😂
you dont have to use emojis like that yknow?
@@ScratchedDVDhelp and yet I did troll!
how am i a troll lol@@kendrapatterson8941
@@kendrapatterson8941 i still dont know how i'm a troll here...
Rich in the corner enjoying Jerry Springer live.
Rich’s reaction is so relatable. Drama that doesn’t directly involve me? I’ll get some popcorn, this is gonna be good!
Hahaha 😂😂😂
"I knew it!" "Rich!" "Sorry"
Me, a microbiology lab technician, wondering how y'all got your chlamydia results back so fast 😅
FOR REAL!!!
😂 Stop letting real life problems interfere with internet funs.
I'm assuming this was them returning for the results after having been called
How long were they supposed to take?
@@souldancersbyjennifer not sure about chlamydia specifically cuz im pretty sure its an obligate intracellular bacteria so it probably needs specialized testing. I dont think theyd grow on a blood plate. But for most other microbes the only thing you can usually do right away is the gram stain which tells you some things about the pathogen, but not enough to identify it. After that you need to culture the specimen, which is like sowing little bacteria seed onto sterile media. It takes 18-24hrs before they grow enough to use for further testing when you can do a whole lot more to figure out what it is.
This person I used to be friends with had slept with her neighbor (the neighbor will screw anything with legs basically and never uses protection, that's why his wife left him. Well, she got infected from him who apparently wasn't showing symptoms either. She then slept with her husband. Lol he was furious because the way they found out was she went to urgent care because she thought she had a urinary tract infection. So, her and her husband both had to go through treatment. After all this, I found out that her husband could have been the one to give it to her because he was sleeping with this guy too lol. It's disgusting but it's funny at the same time. Only in the movies yet at the same time you just can't make shit like this up.
I mean if you’re going to cheat, at least use protection or do an STI check up. You’d think they’d do a 3 way if they’re cheating with the same person!
@@roxcyn one of the many reasons I am no longer friends with this person. After her and her husband trying to get me in bed with them I split. Not to mention one day I was on the phone with her and she sat on a wet porch and was upset her underwear were wet. She said "these are clean, I just put them on yesterday" so she's a nasty bitch. I'm gagging thinking of how on earth anyone would get close enough to her to get her pregnant.
Hahahagaga
Your story reminded me of a story my realtor told me years back. Her friend got what I think was chlamydia from an ex, went to the doctor, got drugs, etc. Eventually starts a new relationship a year or so later. Eventually new BF gets sick, tested and found out he had it. The BF is pissed because he had a clean health check before and he knew he wasn't cheating, so obviously she is cheating. She's pissed because she knew she didn't cheat, and knew about his previous STI check and is convinced he's cheated on her after the check.
Turns out she hadn't taken all of her meds the first time and it basically was never cured, just almost cured so no symptoms. It recovered enough so she was contagious and he caught it. They were trying to patch things up, but I never heard the follow up.
w o w
The popcorn was a good touch 😂😂😂
The nurse with the popcorn is all of us. 😂😂 Also- you can get chlamydia in your eyes?? New fear unlocked…
Wait til you hear about HIV in the eye.
@@All-Hail-Gayle oh my god… ANOTHER new fear unlocked 😭
You totally can. And it’s actually an airborne virus, so it doesn’t even have to be sexually transmitted. It’s the second leading cause of non-genetic blindness in the world (mostly in developing nations).
@@Victoria-_ you can get almost anything in your eye. There’s a thin mucous membrane coating the eyeball and inside of the eyelid. So chlamydia, syphilis, gonnorhea, even warts caused by HPV.
When it comes to HIV, there needs to be prolonged exposure to a sufficient amount of the virus in order for it to get through. So while it’s possible it’s unlikely unless you’re engaging in routine, high risk activities.
Crabs can infect your eyebrows too.
Jerry Springer was a legend for revealing human dysfuntion.
also..how did he manage to keep a straight face ? I used to think: this is not real(Jerry Springer show) and those people on stage screaming and yelling are actors !
@belgadog99 Well I mean, a lot of them WERE paid actors.. so you're not really wrong.
@@captain_dn Lol! I am on your team.
@@belgadog99he promised a fight on every show before he relaunched it. So it was very heavily staged.
Most were aspiring actors for sure. My brother in law stayed in the hotel where the actors were put up. They were given head shots, $500 and now had been on a television show which is required for hiring in larger roles as per screen actors guild. It was the highlight of his night to meet people in the bar after his shift and be with the people who just met each other that were supposed to be in a prior relationship for the show. It's that scripted.@@captain_dn
that is soooooo stupidly crazy that it HAS TO BE A TRUE STORY🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not Fred! I completely forgot the wife didn’t know about the chlamydia😂 that’s some good drama! 🍿😮
Sooo i gave myself chlamydia when I was 12. Someone I knew had "pink eye." A couple days later I started with pink eye too, and like a day or 2 later started with STD symptoms. Turns out I had chlamydia in my eye and at some point I touched my genitals after touching my eye, thus "self-inoculating" myself. I also had a friend the same year (same age) who gave himself genital herpes. He had a cold sore in his mouth and used his saliva as lube during some "alone time" 😢.
I'm 67 now and when I watch these, I end up chuckling like I'm in my twenties again...... keep up the good work.!!
He's been looking for love in all the wrong places
The popcorn cracked me up
😂 the popcorn
I really love Rich!!! He cracks me up!🤣😂
Bro... what a twist!
Rich loves the gossip 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
The popcorn slayed me. I cant stop chuckling
Rich got me in here hollering 😂😭🤣🤣🤣
Your first clue... his eye didn't blink
**drumroll**
IT CLAPPED!
Rich with the popcorn all of us. 😂😂😂😂😂
The ending really got me bc I forgot she didn’t know that yet 😂😂😂
Ritch with the popcorn is great!! Why does everyone assume gay and not bi?
"Why does everyone assume gay and not bi?" My thought exactly! I know bisexual people aren't as represented or acknowledged as monosexual people, but it's also nowhere nearly a new concept! 😅
Bi erasure is a hell of a drug...
He didn't want to perpetuate the stereotype that Bi people are twice as likely to cheat as monosexual people
Being Bi most definitely doubles the dating pool possibilities
Well, since it's his wife, I'm guessing that she is pretty aware of how much he is (or perhaps ISN'T) interested in women. She DID say "everything makes so much sense now".... She might not have said that if he was actively seeking her out too....
This is better than General Hospital!
"THE WHAT MEDICATION!?" I. Am. DEAD
Ok this is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well that explains how he got it in his eye.
Right? 😂
I want to see this man write a sitcom so bad.
Sounds like a house md episode lmao
There was an episode similar. A guy got jock itch in his nose from toenail clippers
Rich and his popcorn 😂😂😂😂
Ok you did the impossible...you made me cry happy tears no one else has ever made me do that
It's definitely a different kind of laughter right? Makes you crave more
Man Ben has such perfect comedic timing love him
This was the funniest one I’ve seen so far, and I’ve watched most of them. Hilarious!
At least its treatable
Jasmine had the right to know. Ben should not have left, especially because her husband more than likely has her listed as his next of kin.
This by far the best of Steve's skits. Almost literally had me ROTFLMAO - cos I was NOT expecting Fred!
Not him coming back with popcorn! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weird,but funny! I could see this happening with gonorrhea but Chlamydia?? I wouldn't want to be
"Fred" that's for sure😅
They don't call it the ping pong infection for nothing. Who is going to tell Fred.
You can get any STI on any place of your body with a mucous membrane
Shoot, I went and got my popcorn too! 😂😂😂
Rich is the nosey neighbor in this one hahahaha, the popcorn got me
That's one of the most awkward ways to come out to a person I've ever heard in my life.
“I knew it” it made me die of laughter
The popcorn... I am still laughing and crying with hiccups 😂
It kinda amazes and scares me at the same time how many people can't understand that there are more places than the genitals that can be susceptible to STI's. It's like they think viruses and bacteria know the difference between the mucosal membranes in the entire body and pick only one place. Nope, they're not picky like that.
I've heard of gonorrhea in the throat and chlamydia in the eyes before and there are way more places in the body that could get those and other infections.
This guy's charcters are so funny.
The costumes. 😂
I just love watching him. He is soo hilarious. These are so good of clips to watch...😂😂😂😂😂😂
I once was caring for a dude who had a heart attack, lady with him all concerned. Their conversation included pet names, he called her “baby” and she kept kissing him while crying. Kind of typical in a scary situation. And then the secretary called me to say that she had his wife at the front desk and could she come back. 😮
This is the best video you've ever done. Love love love it!
That's easily the best one yet!!! 😂❤
One of your best skits yet!
It's always the neighbor but wasn't expecting it to be Fred😂😂😂
“It’s always the neighbor.” 😂😂
Hahaha……as an ophthalmic tech I have seen this happen! 😂 the last time the doctor kicked us out so he could talk to the patient in private. Let’s just say the patient was at a party of sorts where he contracted it. I was pretty much Rich standing outside the door with the popcorn lol
This is the best one, by far! I'm friggin dead 😂😂😂
I didn't think you could fit another twist in there...until the husband's name got dropped 💀
The popcorn part cracked me up.
"It's always the neighbor." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was the best one yet!!!😂
The popcorn was a great touch!
The popcorn. I died. Get that tea, Rich! Perks of the job.
😂😂😂😂 that last bit
This is better drama then tv
If I were a nurse, I'd definitely be the Rich of the situation 🍿😂🤣
That was a GOOD ONE! Rich was hilarious!!!
Rich eating popcorn 😂
I laughed and then said outloud, 'I love them' lol. 😂
He is so talented and funny!
Not gay, just bisexual. Not a problem.
Actually it is a problem when your married and your partner doesn't know. Some people don't want a relationship with a bisexual person because of crap like this. Ive had lesbians turn me down the minute they found out i was bisexual and the same with a few straight men. Some people just dont like it 🤷♀️
Cheating is still cheating lol bi or not
@@queenpinkysfamily1618lol dafuck how would same sex cheating be better?? Its only worse if they never liked ur gender in the first place
@@ShayRae1392 clearly it is cheating in every constellation, but just because you are sexually loving a man as a man, it doesn’t mean you are gay… thats why it isn’t a problem to don’t be gay and loving a man…
@@ShayRae1392 cheating isn't cheating and the character is making a bisexuality a double fault. It isn't.
OMG! I worked E.R. and trauma in the Air force and shit like this happened ALOT because ...well, the military. Anyway, i just wanted to tell Steve, i just started watching you, subscribed, i find your content great! Keep up the right on the money funny!
*eating popcorn* "Me neither!"
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"I knew it!" Lol... Love Rich
Rich, pass the 🍿
Rich just eating his popcorn, enjoying the show 😂😂
Oh God, that nosy nurse lol and eating popcorn!!
*THAT* was a plot twist.
I like these ones that dont have cursing.
Eating popcorn while sipping the tea. Yaaas queen!
The popcorn took me out!!
This was beautifully brutal 😂
That was AWESOME!
My dude you have outdone yourself with this Oscar worthy skit, goddamn that was good XD
You seriously need a show bro, so mther fking goooooood!! ❤😂
I would absolutely be lurking around to hear stuff like this.
The popcorn 😂😂😂
Rich is the mood nurses are in when they need that adrenaline boost.
I love the eating of the popcorn! 😂😂😂😂
Rich and his popcorn, too funny lol
If I had become a nurse, half the time I would have been Ben, half the time I would have Rich...
The Ritch guy eating popcorn lmaooo
I wasn't expecting Fred 🤣🤣🤣
He could have just said a koala peed in his eye lol