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  • @Baldermort
    @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +34

    40K LORE IMPERIAL MISSIONARIES
    Brave souls who attempt to bring the light of the Imperial Creed to the darkest depths of the galaxy,
    the missionaries spread the word of the Emperor's light.
    Story in the video is self written and not official canon, not that that means much these days.
    PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517
    LIVING MYTHOLOGY
    PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: ua-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/v-deo.html
    THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:ua-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/v-deo.html
    YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: ua-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/v-deo.html
    THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: ua-cam.com/video/Quhvk0WkTOM/v-deo.html
    THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: ua-cam.com/video/PIUzeL_M6mE/v-deo.html
    THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: ua-cam.com/video/VrUTCXREK8c/v-deo.html
    THE GIGANTOMACHY: ua-cam.com/video/VaMyfDalP88/v-deo.html
    TYPHON: ua-cam.com/video/Y8Ynyz9_80c/v-deo.html
    THE PRIMORDIALS: ua-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/v-deo.html
    THE TITANS: ua-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/v-deo.html
    LIVING MYTHOLOGY: ua-cam.com/channels/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg.html
    YOUNG ZEUS: ua-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/v-deo.html
    GK NATURAL HISTORY:
    THE TENDAGURU DINOSAURS: ua-cam.com/video/t7ap_mWkTAk/v-deo.html
    OSTRITCH DINOSAURS: ua-cam.com/video/a0TztD9OFvo/v-deo.html
    FISH HUNTING DINOSAURS: ua-cam.com/video/__PKoHk1PR8/v-deo.html
    THE WAR UNDER THE WAVES: ua-cam.com/video/y5a-a5E1mhI/v-deo.html
    VAMPIRE BATS! studio.ua-cam.com/users/videoBWIF2klOoGo/edit
    ua-cam.com/channels/OmrRUjHAw93gcWG6r9WoGg.html
    All opinions are my own and have no connection to Games Workshop in any way whatsoever.
    I hope you have a glorious day. :)
    Your faithful servant
    Baldermort

    • @angelofthelight6650
      @angelofthelight6650 3 місяці тому

      If this character gets a rejuvenation, you can extend the story.

  • @arkangel7782
    @arkangel7782 3 місяці тому +50

    In less than 20 minutes this man wove a whole damn tapestry of a story. Uncle Baldi dont miss.

  • @singletona082
    @singletona082 3 місяці тому +49

    A part of the wider fabric I have little experiance with. Thank you for the story. I find myself liking this man. He seems like a man who would be easy to get along with.
    And this wayward missionary has the right of it. You do not win devotion at the point of a sword. You only win cowed obediance. be there as a friend, an advisor, as someone to teach and mend, someone who is as an honored grandfather and friend to whole generations.... and you have them heart and soul.
    Yet this man is notvanglorious in his actions. He is a rare thing. Someone of sincere faith.
    I applaud him in wanting to build communities and uplift as much as anything. Coming only with fire and condemnation at how these people are 'less' only engenders bitterness. Allows the seeds of sedition to burrow deep. Come as a friend and more importantly one that reassures that you as a people are not so far off from the paththat your way is to be obliterated and they will view those that come after gladly.
    Bravo.

  • @MrPlainsflyer
    @MrPlainsflyer 3 місяці тому +15

    If I had ever heard of these individuals before I had completely forgotten about them. Thank you brother Balders!

  • @wobber17
    @wobber17 3 місяці тому +4

    Great story! Love the way it echoes the hard work real missionaries of the Church had to go through to spread the word of God.

  • @MadJustin7
    @MadJustin7 3 місяці тому +17

    Missionary: You should accept the God Emperor as your one and only God.
    Feral World Peasant: No.
    Missionary: Shame. *Loads Bolter*

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 3 місяці тому +3

      *shoots in the air*
      Heathen: « What was that power?! »
      Missionary : « The litany of the Emperor. But you will learn, in time. You are simply misguided, deaf to the name of the true God, the Emperor. And yet, there is potential. Walk with me. »

  • @BohdanKaiba
    @BohdanKaiba 3 місяці тому +15

    Wow this is amazing story. No one really talks about this side of the Imperium.

    • @cwpv2477
      @cwpv2477 3 місяці тому +1

      ye same with the church tbh

  • @rnp497
    @rnp497 3 місяці тому +9

    Lovely story Lord B, remind people that it doesn't have to be Believe or Burn.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 місяці тому

      Oh nonono Believe or Burn is when you have Heretics. Those that Know the faith and activly reject it. these are wayward children who have been seperated for so long that they need a gentle hand helping them back.

  • @philurbaniak1811
    @philurbaniak1811 3 місяці тому +4

    👍👍 you really do bring this world to life with these videos! Many thanks for all the tales and see you Friday 👍😀!

  • @europademon
    @europademon 3 місяці тому +4

    Sorry I'm late to this one. Yet another brilliant video from Baldermort.

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +1

      You are never late. This is all just for your entertainment when you are bored. :).
      Life comes first. Always.

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 3 місяці тому +9

    Here at 2 minutes!!
    AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANYBODY TO MAKE LORE ON THESE GUYS!!!
    PLEASE DO MORE ON THE ECCLEASARCHY!!!

  • @kmsgneisenau436
    @kmsgneisenau436 3 місяці тому +4

    Baldemort, you never cease to produce absolute bangers that make painting minis an even bigger joy than what already is.
    Your expert oration is truely enhancing my fun time on the daily! Thanks for all the effort and consistency.

  • @kennethcunningham2572
    @kennethcunningham2572 3 місяці тому +1

    Im so used to seeing the Ecclesiarchy already rooted in a place, I've never thought about them having to set up anywhere. Missionaries have a hard job, good video brother bald.

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +1

      Thank ye yet again.
      Sorry I missed this for so long. My humble apologies.
      Yesssssss. :). Many believe the imperium is static. It’s not. :)
      *bows low to brother Cunningham*.
      Crumbs. That’s twice in one day.
      I deeply appreciate the funds and generosity. Just please don’t send more unless you are totally cool and even have all your own toys to play with too. Thank you so much brother.

    • @kennethcunningham2572
      @kennethcunningham2572 3 місяці тому

      @baldermort Stop making good stories and I'll consider it. Jokes aside I hear you. Thanks for your concern.

  • @v_artra5399
    @v_artra5399 3 місяці тому +8

    A biscuit it may be, but a delicious one. Thanks Balders!

  • @wanderingpaws3111
    @wanderingpaws3111 3 місяці тому +2

    As a Native American who's mother was schooled by Episcopalian Missionaries this one really made me think. Again, Well done

    • @DanielBranigan-cn3nz
      @DanielBranigan-cn3nz 3 місяці тому +3

      Yeah, it hit very close to reality for me. A good reminder of damage that a conquering faith can achieve.

    • @cwpv2477
      @cwpv2477 3 місяці тому +1

      praise god

  • @Dontlicktheballoons
    @Dontlicktheballoons 3 місяці тому +3

    Ave Imperator, good Baldermort.
    You are truly a worthy servant of His will.
    Thought for the day:
    "Life is the Emperor's currency.
    Spend it well"

  • @lepszykomentator
    @lepszykomentator 3 місяці тому +3

    Imperial missionary using anthropology as his strategy is a pure cherry on top 🍒

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +2

      Oh no. That’s not me. That’s the official lore. They do it this way. :)

    • @lepszykomentator
      @lepszykomentator 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Baldermort that's why I love how you use the lore and your amazing voice to show us all theese awesome things🤩
      Btw: I tip my hat to your performance in Fallout: London🇬🇧

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +1

      Cheers. :)

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 3 місяці тому +1

    “The Emperor makes me mighty in ALL ways! It is not my power you witness, but His!”
    Hot damn, that’s impressive! 😆 And your delivery makes this even better!

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +1

      Every now and again I write a thumping line. Glad you enjoyed that one. :)

  • @cappinjocj9316
    @cappinjocj9316 3 місяці тому +4

    As always, excellent work M’Lord. Cheers

  • @barrakan3874
    @barrakan3874 3 місяці тому +8

    Love how your insights and descriptions really bring these characters and settings to life. 👏🏼

  • @KalashVodka175
    @KalashVodka175 3 місяці тому +9

    A shame that this man would want to end his life on this world. It is significant, it is a sacred duty, and he did well, so very well; and yet… there are so many other worlds to convert, to bring back into the light.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 місяці тому

      By that point even with Juvements he is likely too old to perform as a younger man would.
      Still. A shame he did not accept further treatments to further oversee things further. After all he is that rare being of sincere faith rather than using the words and rainments of faith as a chain to beat others with. I would rather him there, at least for a time, than handing thigns off to someone who sees it as reward and excuse to indulge themselves rather than a responsibility to see to a frontier community.

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 3 місяці тому +1

      @@singletona082
      I wonder how he would have handled a more advanced society, where the populace might have been less superstitious about technology or less religious in the first place

  • @leopoldjenkins
    @leopoldjenkins 23 дні тому

    Perfect uplifting primer to a Saturday morning. Ave Imperator.

  • @abcdodd
    @abcdodd 3 місяці тому +7

    Wednesday biscuits are the best biscuits!

  • @Jharlax
    @Jharlax 3 місяці тому +7

    And one for the algorithmn...

  • @DirtHermit
    @DirtHermit 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm suddenly inspired to go play Unciv/Alpha Frontier and fight for a Religious victory. Looks like i have my fun settled.
    🍻 brother!

  • @luvhippo4415
    @luvhippo4415 3 місяці тому +5

    U make work more enjoyable. Keep it up. No pity, no fear, no remorse

  • @Mizaurdaeg
    @Mizaurdaeg 3 місяці тому +3

    Wow. Great job with this one, Baldermort.

  • @babybudgie
    @babybudgie 3 місяці тому +5

    As always, oh great one, superb and classy!! When will we be able to have paper copies of the Balderlibrary ???

  • @smptown29
    @smptown29 3 місяці тому +3

    This made my Wednesday better. Thank you, Ser Baldy!

  • @captainflapjax7240
    @captainflapjax7240 3 місяці тому +1

    I appreciated this, made me respect what I considered to be a throwaway part of my Sororitas army

  • @peterpienczuk2664
    @peterpienczuk2664 3 місяці тому +1

    fantastic work. Always a pleasure to hear about the more subtle and long term plans of imperial organizations

  • @paladius6899
    @paladius6899 3 місяці тому +1

    Time for a listen! Thank you for another exciting video, and have a great week brother B!

  • @leandrobravo3319
    @leandrobravo3319 3 місяці тому

    Thank yoiu, kind Bard, for another enlightening story. I enjoy how all these tales make people out of faceles topics and give them understandable motives in the setting.

  • @DomesticWithAnMD
    @DomesticWithAnMD 3 місяці тому

    Another excellent entry. I love when Baldermort shows up in my algorithm!

  • @XIIIUDSP
    @XIIIUDSP 3 місяці тому +2

    Amazing as ever even on so heretical a topic. Well done brother baldermort

  • @georgesulea
    @georgesulea 3 місяці тому

    Another great story, woven from the soul of Brother B. Well done.

  • @bigloving
    @bigloving 3 місяці тому

    Baldi is a "multi multi" talented bloke! To understand human nature so well as to explain how to subvert and supplant a religion, a way of life, then to have that explanation put into words so we, the lay person, could understand, and then to make that explaining a riveting story that held us, the gentle listener, for 22:13min!!! Mr. Baldemort, sir, you should be lecturing in a top tier university or on a TED stage. Your talents are wasted on us, but I am so happy that they are!

  • @RandyWeston-x2d
    @RandyWeston-x2d 3 місяці тому +2

    Always love the work you do TY great Lord Baldermort!!

  • @theforlanjoker4457
    @theforlanjoker4457 3 місяці тому +3

    I enjoyed it well done once again

  • @johnbradley8901
    @johnbradley8901 3 місяці тому +3

    Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute. This your Wednesday Warhammer 40,000 tribute.

  • @Artofwarthebookof5rings
    @Artofwarthebookof5rings 3 місяці тому +3

    Yet another banger

  • @eichler721
    @eichler721 3 місяці тому +1

    Great video and I think some novels on this like the Crime series would do alot for world building and showing how the Imperium works.

  • @barrakan3874
    @barrakan3874 3 місяці тому +9

    Thats not just any biscuit mate that’s a choccy biscuit Balders.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 місяці тому

      Not even a chocolate chip one. That's the kind with the chunks of chocolate with nuts embedded in and it ain't wafer thin it's like. Substantial. And yet still fits in the palm of one's hand quite easily.
      A savory little treat.

  • @Cdot94
    @Cdot94 3 місяці тому

    You have to love the insidious patience to convert. Literally outlive the parents and grandparents, then sculpt the minds of the newer generation step by step. You almost believe the BS. Bravo

  • @gulkash1188
    @gulkash1188 3 місяці тому +6

    Like for the like god! Comments for the comment throne!

  • @sbrunscheon
    @sbrunscheon 3 місяці тому

    Such a great story! It really expresses the zealotry and cultural expansion of the Impirium!

  • @chrisroberts7000
    @chrisroberts7000 3 місяці тому +1

    Excellent tale. Have you seen a comic/miniseries called "Pax Romana"? It is oddly a bit darker than this story, but it has similar themes of time scale and social conversion. Jonathan Hickman can spin a fine yarn.

  • @Sephiroth36977
    @Sephiroth36977 3 місяці тому

    More Baldy on the weekend? Something to listen to on the way to a cookout! Let's go!!! 😊

  • @TheOmnalink
    @TheOmnalink 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you.

  • @etiennemourez3059
    @etiennemourez3059 3 місяці тому

    Comments for the Comments God !
    Thank you for delivering again Uncle Baldie !

  • @wiaf8937
    @wiaf8937 3 місяці тому +2

    Convert me more, I am not zealous enough yet. FOR DE EMPRAH!

  • @nored1592
    @nored1592 3 місяці тому +1

    I do love a good 20 minute biscuit

  • @WilliamSelf-t9s
    @WilliamSelf-t9s 3 місяці тому +1

    I went into this video with a ho hum attitude. But as usual Baldermort won me over, well done!

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +2

      I know. These issues can be a bit ‘contentious’ or even tedious, but it’s all part and parcel. And yes, it took me a while to get an angle that wasn’t… bloody tiring. 🤣😂🤣🤣. Elated you enjoyed it. :)

  • @chrisroberts7000
    @chrisroberts7000 3 місяці тому

    We patiently await further biscuits and feasts. The chef is encouraged to take all the time he needs to prepare and cook.

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 3 місяці тому +2

    Two guys go to a missionary to be healed. One guy, Danny, has a lisp. The other, Mr. Smith is paralyzed from the waist down and can not walk. The preacher tells them, however, not to worry.
    "The Emporer is going to heal you. Are you ready?"
    "Yes," says Mr. Smith,. "Yeth," says Danny.
    "Okay, when I say the word, Mr. Smith, throw down your crutches! And Danny, you say the first thing that comes to your mind!"
    The missionary begins some silent prayer, and after a few seconds, he shouts: "Now! Now!"
    A thud is heard. "Mr. Thmifth juth fell on the flo"
    Two orks sit down in their hut and begin to eat a missionary.
    One starts at the head, and the other starts at the feet. After a few bites ...
    Ork #1: "Are you enjoying the missionary?"
    Ork #2: "Yes. I'm having a ball!"
    Ork #1: "You're eating too fast."

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Balrog4242
    @Balrog4242 3 місяці тому +1

    You can probably cheat pretty good at the religion game when you can live forever and throw miracles around :D

  • @wanderingpaws3111
    @wanderingpaws3111 3 місяці тому

    A story of shades of grey in my opinion. Well done Baldy! \o/

  • @Chet2378
    @Chet2378 3 місяці тому

    Great video as always!

  • @Ser-Smiley
    @Ser-Smiley 3 місяці тому

    Thank you for the lore! 🙇

  • @loupiscanis9449
    @loupiscanis9449 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you , BalderMort .
    🐺 Loupis Canis .

  • @magnumdong8614
    @magnumdong8614 3 місяці тому +1

    Just bought 2 stickers can’t wait to get them in!

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому

      You are the first. Thank you!!! :)

  • @gordonemmerson8347
    @gordonemmerson8347 3 місяці тому +1

    Brilliant!

  • @DerKindershreck
    @DerKindershreck 3 місяці тому +3

    🙏

  • @danielpedersensevaride5928
    @danielpedersensevaride5928 3 місяці тому

    What an awesome tale, thank you

  • @TheDeadGunslinger
    @TheDeadGunslinger 3 місяці тому +2

    It took the missionary 100 years to convert a world.
    Its that very length of time that made Lorgar so unproductive in his conquests. Lol

  • @alzieforbes9844
    @alzieforbes9844 3 місяці тому

    That was fun thank you baldermort

  • @kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901
    @kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901 3 місяці тому +1

    I Truly do Love the Wednesday Biscuits!

  • @brooklynkeith2877
    @brooklynkeith2877 3 місяці тому +1

    *the Emperor Protects*

  • @Pfasma5
    @Pfasma5 3 місяці тому

    Love the Library of Baldermort!!

  • @kiltedcripple
    @kiltedcripple 2 місяці тому

    Another beautiful Baldermort bardic!

  • @free_at_last8141
    @free_at_last8141 3 місяці тому

    I like to imagine the Emperor listening to this with his head in his hands.

  • @erichoughton4128
    @erichoughton4128 3 місяці тому

    this was a great video

  • @ptolemy1522
    @ptolemy1522 3 місяці тому

    Thanks Baldermort

  • @tjyearly6569
    @tjyearly6569 Місяць тому

    The imperial cult is one of the most underused settings in the imperium. Almost all books involve characters who pay lip service only. Faith is the most prominent force in the galaxy and we often only see it in candles or cherubs

  • @psychshift
    @psychshift 3 місяці тому

    Just an opinion, id love to hear more 40k audiobook/stories.

  • @AshenVandal
    @AshenVandal 3 місяці тому +2

    Don't care for parts of the Inquisition or the Ecclesiarchy. Regardless the video is excellent

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +1

      Nobody is supposed to root for these nut bars. Ever. 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @lordTicklePickle
    @lordTicklePickle 3 місяці тому

    Wednesday biscuit or not this is exactly what I wanted!

  • @d1halberdgnoll963
    @d1halberdgnoll963 3 місяці тому

    Black Library ought to hire you as a writer.

  • @LeonidasRex1
    @LeonidasRex1 3 місяці тому +2

    Yanno... the more I hear about The Imperium, the more I root for the Necrons.

    • @DanielBranigan-cn3nz
      @DanielBranigan-cn3nz 3 місяці тому

      Same fr, the imperium sucks worse than ANY authoritarian regime that has ever existed.

  • @lokai7914
    @lokai7914 3 місяці тому

    Yes, Friday!

  • @54032Zepol
    @54032Zepol 3 місяці тому +3

    Swag 😎

  • @nonyabeeznuss304
    @nonyabeeznuss304 3 місяці тому +1

    Interplanetary space Mormons.

  • @nachtmacher6237
    @nachtmacher6237 3 місяці тому +3

    😊

  • @ether9222
    @ether9222 3 місяці тому

    Phenomenal

  • @SkoomaSam
    @SkoomaSam 3 місяці тому

    I enjoyed that

  • @tobydawes6007
    @tobydawes6007 3 місяці тому +1

    would you ever do any thing on the ancarite or make a story involving him?

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +1

      Yep. Remind me again next week and I’ll put it on the list.

    • @tobydawes6007
      @tobydawes6007 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Baldermort thank you 😊

    • @tobydawes6007
      @tobydawes6007 3 місяці тому +1

      @baldermort I read the book involving him and was interested in how he would tie in to the current lore. Unfortunately games workshop haven't done anything yet 😕

  • @stevenbigland6193
    @stevenbigland6193 3 місяці тому

    The church militant rises once more!

  • @MrTrenttness
    @MrTrenttness 3 місяці тому +1

    🔥🎸🔥

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks again, Mr T. :)

  • @LordMuffinToken
    @LordMuffinToken 3 місяці тому

    yaaay its my boi, more baldy

  • @stc6851
    @stc6851 3 місяці тому +1

    Noice 👍

  • @mykelengieza7057
    @mykelengieza7057 3 місяці тому

    Exquisite

  • @richardsaunders-irving9885
    @richardsaunders-irving9885 3 місяці тому

    Peeps, evening and good night 😊

  • @fyrfly8768
    @fyrfly8768 3 місяці тому

    Better hope the missionaries find them before the Black Templars 😂

  • @kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901
    @kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901 3 місяці тому +1

    AND THUS IS BORN ANOTHER BLACK TEMPLAR'S RECRUITMENT WORLD!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Baldermort
      @Baldermort  3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @matthewdeleon382
    @matthewdeleon382 3 місяці тому

    I have no idea what sufferance is.

  • @tank1demon
    @tank1demon 3 місяці тому

    W E D N E S D A Y
    B I S C U I T

  • @BWWWAAALORDOFDUCKS
    @BWWWAAALORDOFDUCKS 3 місяці тому

    I need you to stop making content. I'm on The Edge of Silence and need to catch up.

  • @chrisroberts7000
    @chrisroberts7000 3 місяці тому +1

    We patiently await further biscuits and feasts. The chef is encouraged to take all the time he needs to prepare and cook.