Wilbur explains his hatred for Anteaters whilst I play Rocket League...

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @ph1lza
    @ph1lza  3 роки тому +10884

    Rocket League is now free on the Epic Games Store! Download here: pixly.go2cloud.org/SH26o

  • @devonmmi
    @devonmmi 3 роки тому +6679

    "'their babies are pink and wrong'-motherfucker, _you_ came out pink, i guarantee it"
    i wheezed like dream

    • @potatowhisperer5909
      @potatowhisperer5909 3 роки тому +146

      Same though...I stopped breathing for a few seconds.

    • @kitten2152
      @kitten2152 3 роки тому +46

      Best moment🤣

    • @jupiterpudding3237
      @jupiterpudding3237 3 роки тому +93

      I thought he was gonna say
      "You came out pink and wrong!" Smh

    • @imahecc585
      @imahecc585 3 роки тому +33

      i wheezed like dream but i wheezedmore then u cuz i wheezed like dream before saying "I SAW THAT ON REDDIT

    • @sunshineplayz321
      @sunshineplayz321 3 роки тому +25

      I mean my brother was blue because he couldn’t breath so-

  • @starspeaker6757
    @starspeaker6757 3 роки тому +5412

    Wilbur: *We've convinced Phil to hate anteaters*
    Philza: *You haven't convinced shit*
    Tommy: *We've convinced him*

    • @icchasaki
      @icchasaki 3 роки тому +78

      I shall make this meme.

    • @hexhiaa
      @hexhiaa 3 роки тому +14

      what the fuck not an arii simp

    • @tiredpikachu1770
      @tiredpikachu1770 3 роки тому +10

      uh

    • @nuvlogan6595
      @nuvlogan6595 3 роки тому +70

      Same vibes as:
      “I’ve connected the two dots”
      “You didn’t connect shit.”
      “I’ve connected them.”

    • @icchasaki
      @icchasaki 3 роки тому +33

      @@nuvlogan6595
      *in echoey voice*
      That's the joke

  • @TerreiSingularity
    @TerreiSingularity 2 роки тому +2744

    You know an actual evil fact about anteaters is that their claws are used to break into termite mounds. Mounds that can be as tough as cement. So yeah they can easily disembowel you.
    That and they officially t-pose as an act of intimidation

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 2 роки тому +17

      69th like :)

    • @solareclipse7110
      @solareclipse7110 2 роки тому +21

      Your making more scared of them 😰

    • @phillazarus6556
      @phillazarus6556 2 роки тому +40

      @@solareclipse7110 they can one shot jaguars

    • @bakabaka8235
      @bakabaka8235 Рік тому +5

      666th like

    • @noyou2410
      @noyou2410 Рік тому +26

      Ok but they t-pose? That is the most random piece of information that I have ever received, and it is my favorite.

  • @beeman8845
    @beeman8845 2 роки тому +639

    Tommy: This baby anteater is a monster. He burned our houses and poisoned the water supply.
    Philza: Really?
    Wilbur: No. But are we going to wait until it does?!

    • @Dristers.or.Theodosia
      @Dristers.or.Theodosia 11 місяців тому +29

      I did a speech in class a few weeks ago and did my speech on how much I hate anteaters- I even mentioned Wilbur- 😭💀💀

    • @flarie7853
      @flarie7853 8 місяців тому +15

      @@Dristers.or.Theodosia BRO WHAT. Did the teacher take that as a credible source😭💀

    • @Aspenator-lowkey
      @Aspenator-lowkey 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Dristers.or.TheodosiaI NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS PRRSENTATION WENT, PLEASE?????

    • @clubpankake
      @clubpankake 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Dristers.or.TheodosiaTELL US HOW IT WENT

  • @Emmy-zg3cx
    @Emmy-zg3cx 3 роки тому +2800

    I litteraly joined the stream like "I bet wilburs being odd again" first thing I fucking hear when I join "phil have I ever told you about how much I hate anteaters?"

    • @phari4820
      @phari4820 3 роки тому +135

      That reminds me of a day I was in class and my friend just turned to me and asked "Have you heard the story of the mammoth?"

    • @phari4820
      @phari4820 3 роки тому +47

      @Shiruu's Videos Sorry but I can't reveal it, it's gonna stay a mystery forever

    • @moodii_ds
      @moodii_ds 3 роки тому +21

      We must know

    • @spooksd
      @spooksd 3 роки тому +20

      PHCP pleASE

    • @leonlovegood350
      @leonlovegood350 3 роки тому +20

      @@phari4820 I too want to know the story of the mammoth...

  • @eeska4959
    @eeska4959 3 роки тому +6502

    “If you weren’t married, you’d have a totally different opinion”
    Yes, clearly the only thing that makes Philza different from Tommy and Wilbur and what must be the problem.

    • @icchasaki
      @icchasaki 3 роки тому +81

      HOLY--
      I glanced away from the screen and read this at the EXACT AECOND he actually said it, how... What... I'm not even kidding it was like Tommy was reading it out loud to me. Holy smokes.

    • @user-wz7mg2ci3y
      @user-wz7mg2ci3y 3 роки тому +3

      @@icchasaki *Second

    • @slawtermelonslawtermelon419
      @slawtermelonslawtermelon419 3 роки тому +7

      Did anyone else read opinion as onion or is that just me

    • @mahiwagangamputa7361
      @mahiwagangamputa7361 3 роки тому +11

      @@slawtermelonslawtermelon419 Nah, you're the only human in the universe and we're all just clones so it's just you.

    • @eggroll1291
      @eggroll1291 3 роки тому +3

      @@icchasaki BRUH SAMEE

  • @kailynnhoyt3575
    @kailynnhoyt3575 Рік тому +238

    Fun fact: A woman named Melisa Casco who was a zookeeper got a little too close to the anteaters at the zoo she was working at, and she was mauled by the animals. They aren't usually agressive, but they will attack if provoked. She was sliced all over her body and later had to amputate one of her legs. She later died of her injuries. Moral of the story: Anteaters are no joke, and I belive more people should be scared of them.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 місяці тому

      Ashame

    • @ignorantethan656
      @ignorantethan656 2 місяці тому

      I suddenly find myself agreeing with Will

    • @adamtruong1759
      @adamtruong1759 Місяць тому +1

      It just seems like a cautionary tale to respect virtually all animals.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Місяць тому

      @@ignorantethan656 Out of context these are amazing famous last words.

  • @Shadowassassin908
    @Shadowassassin908 2 роки тому +286

    Fun fact: anteaters are so blind that they will swing at anything they see move, along with this they have some of the sharpest claws in the animal kingdom due to needing them to dig up their food

  • @boxofstuff994
    @boxofstuff994 3 роки тому +7087

    Wilbur: "it's a mixture of fear, jealousy, and rage"
    Tommy: "I'm more innit for the murder than the politics"
    *I'm starting to see a pattern here*

    • @penguosk
      @penguosk 3 роки тому +197

      Missed opportunity to make an innit pun

    • @boxofstuff994
      @boxofstuff994 3 роки тому +110

      @@penguosk DANGIT NOT AGAIN

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 3 роки тому +76

      @@boxofstuff994 hurry edit the comment before people notice 👀

    • @boxofstuff994
      @boxofstuff994 3 роки тому +84

      @@ghost_animates7926 _quietly hits the edit button_

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 3 роки тому +37

      @@boxofstuff994 _hehehe_ 👁v👁

  • @kanokamelia
    @kanokamelia 3 роки тому +8917

    "i just have thoughts of doing terrible things to them"
    Phil: -Looks at the camera wondering where did he fail as a father-

    • @pengwin4595
      @pengwin4595 3 роки тому +437

      Techno is his favorite son and he "loves them equally"

    • @TimeBomb798
      @TimeBomb798 3 роки тому +381

      A Schizophrenic pig war criminal
      A formally psychotic terrorist
      A mental wreck of a youngest (also participates in minor terrorism)
      Perfectly normal lmao

    • @erinfulse7939
      @erinfulse7939 3 роки тому +156

      @@TimeBomb798 Also an adopted son who is the president and is probably depressed in some form and wants to kill the oldest

    • @ifonlyyouknew
      @ifonlyyouknew 3 роки тому +114

      Yup, this is all completely normal. Don't forget the grandson who committed arson and burned down the flag of the country his father built.

    • @savanaho7687
      @savanaho7687 3 роки тому +61

      @@erinfulse7939 No they just found him in a box on the side of the road and now the 17 year old is president XD

  • @zanman3552
    @zanman3552 Рік тому +202

    I love that it’s just a normal thing for Wilbur to get in a weird mood and rant about some random shit for 15-20 minutes.

  • @plushqueen504
    @plushqueen504 2 роки тому +1490

    This man's hatred towards anteaters is near identical to my teacher's hatred towards koalas. Unreasonable and persistent.

    • @flxry7554
      @flxry7554 2 роки тому +94

      Koalas are agressuve and stupid so it's not un reasoable

    • @oliviaplumb4018
      @oliviaplumb4018 2 роки тому +81

      Koalas are literally like the third worst creature to exist omg I freaking hate them they are one of gods mistakes

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 2 роки тому +70

      koalas and pandas are actively trying to go extinct and we should let them

    • @phillazarus6556
      @phillazarus6556 2 роки тому +13

      @@slightlydistressedslug6627 finally somoene who shares my opinion (sorry for my bad english)

    • @lukasolejniczak514
      @lukasolejniczak514 Рік тому +4

      cats are also sometimes aggressiv and stupid

  • @voidkid693
    @voidkid693 3 роки тому +3812

    Everyone’s really sleeping on Tommy’s “I think my purpose in life is to, you know, end things” line. Like- that child is terrifying on so many levels.

  • @madisynmccurdy7940
    @madisynmccurdy7940 3 роки тому +3048

    BREAKING NEWS: Middle child goes on a rant about anteaters to a confused father, then later has the youngest start talking about murdering baby animals. Pshycos in the making.

  • @potatosoot
    @potatosoot 2 роки тому +103

    I love where he says:
    Wil: "I have more reasons but you were getting impatient so I stopped at 32"
    Phil: 32?!?

  • @screamingcat4365
    @screamingcat4365 2 роки тому +179

    Wilbur is so dedicated to being chaotic in Philza's streams
    I love it
    So far there's Sand Jesus and Hating Anteaters
    I wonder what's in the next episode of Wilbur Being Chaotic

  • @irakanaya
    @irakanaya 3 роки тому +5711

    Anteater: *exists*
    Wilbur: "I woke up and chose violence"

    • @Alyssa-mp5lk
      @Alyssa-mp5lk 3 роки тому +64

      *they are just a putrid animal*

    • @noblehawkins9506
      @noblehawkins9506 3 роки тому +8

      😐

    • @aal9063
      @aal9063 3 роки тому +42

      Techno is so happy

    • @ewe8929
      @ewe8929 3 роки тому +30

      I wanted to make that joke except
      Wilbur: ...and I took that personally.

    • @jillianadams1407
      @jillianadams1407 3 роки тому +20

      Wilbur: *The only language is violence*

  • @gabbydejesus5578
    @gabbydejesus5578 3 роки тому +832

    “Mother fucker you came out pink” made me start photosynthesizing
    4:33

  • @spooky_times635
    @spooky_times635 2 роки тому +113

    I love how he said "I want them gone, Phil" as if he expects someone to do something about it- Honestly? He's right. If he asked us to, I think we would get rid of anteaters for him.

    • @KatIsSometimesAlive
      @KatIsSometimesAlive 2 місяці тому

      If Wilbur himself told me to, I would send the *Ants* to extinction.

  • @myawelch6133
    @myawelch6133 Рік тому +52

    Wilbur - claims to have no reason of hating anteaters -
    Also Wilbur - manages to fill an 18 minute video about why he hates anteaters -

  • @constances.7378
    @constances.7378 3 роки тому +3961

    A normal, chill stream: * exists *
    Wilbur fucking Soot: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @wilburscooty_2669
      @wilburscooty_2669 3 роки тому +334

      I love how aggressive that was worded. It isn't just Wilbur Soot, its Wilbur FUCKING Soot

    • @alikibueno2062
      @alikibueno2062 3 роки тому +97

      @@wilburscooty_2669 mans been through a lot

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 3 роки тому +61

      @@wilburscooty_2669 I live for it

    • @youhasbeenbooped.4232
      @youhasbeenbooped.4232 3 роки тому +16

      Uh- sounds like you’re pretty annoyed with Wilbur huh?

    • @kwiatkowykwiatek9614
      @kwiatkowykwiatek9614 3 роки тому +84

      @@wilburscooty_2669 you have no idea how often I say in my head "Wilbur fucking Soot" or "Tommy fucking Innit"

  • @greenguyinpfp6565
    @greenguyinpfp6565 3 роки тому +3665

    13:55
    “Dadza, mumza, imma need you to put these two in a box and put them on the side of the road. They are no longer our uncles.”
    Underrated quote

  • @funtimestudios2403
    @funtimestudios2403 Рік тому +55

    wilbur: *sand is fine, and easy to eat*
    also wilbur: *see a anteater* *KILL IT!, KILL IT ALL*

  • @hannahbaldwin7248
    @hannahbaldwin7248 2 роки тому +33

    This reminds me of my biology teacher in high school. He absolutely hated penguins, and I'm not sure even he knew why. He used to tell us that he wanted to go to Antarctica just to punt a penguin.

  • @shayhd733
    @shayhd733 3 роки тому +1590

    Wilbur: Their baby’s are pink and wrong
    Phil: Motherfucker you came out pink I guarantee it
    Dude I can’t this was so funny
    4:32

    • @margotlopez9964
      @margotlopez9964 3 роки тому +39

      Sometimes I come back to the video and look for this comment cause that part kills me.

    • @germtheworm7341
      @germtheworm7341 3 роки тому +11

      lol i thought he was gonna say" you came out pink and wrong"
      xD

    • @Sirooberon
      @Sirooberon 3 роки тому +1

      @@germtheworm7341 same lmao

    • @germtheworm7341
      @germtheworm7341 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sirooberon lol

  • @nschannel826
    @nschannel826 3 роки тому +13500

    I can imagine Wilbur calling Tommy being like:
    "Tommy, Phil doesn't not like anteaters back me up here"

    • @joonix.
      @joonix. 3 роки тому +83

      what no replies

    • @hallohallo3277
      @hallohallo3277 3 роки тому +53

      @@joonix. ikr

    • @onlysemisane
      @onlysemisane 3 роки тому +240

      Honestly, that is something Wilbur might do.

    • @BirdBean_
      @BirdBean_ 3 роки тому +467

      Nah he's just like hey Tommy, you know anteaters? We hate them now, help me convert Phil. And Tommy absolutely rolls with it

    • @nd_4726
      @nd_4726 3 роки тому +288

      @@BirdBean_ I mean- they canceled wives, tuesdays, gravity, etc. so why not cancel anteaters?

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 Рік тому +24

    “Here we go chat. Grab some snacks.”
    -an absolute legend

  • @echxingmelody
    @echxingmelody 2 роки тому +44

    To anyone wanting a cleaner version of Wilbur's reasons that Anteaters suck:
    1. their fricking faces
    2. they are long and look like they're walking backwards all the time
    3. their tails are ridiculous
    4. They inspire pity
    5. when i see a dead one i smile
    6. their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt its stupid as hell
    7. they are the bane of ants
    8. ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill
    9. instectivore? more like insecti bore me to fricking sleep
    10. i want nothing to do with them
    11. if an anteater moved in next door to me i'd skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in
    12. they are idiots
    13. they walk like they're going somewhere important all the time
    14. they are scary
    15. they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second
    16. they have never experienced love
    17. they actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with
    18. whenever i look at them im never sure which way they are walking and it upsets me
    19. their tails are as big as them. what the heck?
    20. they have long creepy nails that dig
    21. their babies are pink and wrong
    22. they are not important to the world
    23. we would not miss them
    24. they would not miss themselves
    25. i once saw an anteater and it offended me so much i cried
    26. they have a coloration that reminds me of muddy penguins
    28. they are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them
    29. THEY S UCK
    30. ant eaters are ugly and bad
    31. they hate everyone
    32. idiots

  • @non-binaryreader3291
    @non-binaryreader3291 3 роки тому +8452

    The person in the chat at the being “here we go chat get your snacks”- like we all remember the thing with sand so we are in for a ride

    • @thefandomtraveller4091
      @thefandomtraveller4091 3 роки тому +28

      Lol

    • @ThomasTubeHD
      @ThomasTubeHD 3 роки тому +142

      And it’s good that that person’s speak first before Wilbur starts to tell anteaters to fuck off

    • @non-binaryreader3291
      @non-binaryreader3291 3 роки тому +38

      That moment when you forget you commented this and you come back and there’s 904 likes. Thank you guys

    • @moonnanic
      @moonnanic 3 роки тому +7

      @@non-binaryreader3291 1k

    • @non-binaryreader3291
      @non-binaryreader3291 3 роки тому +8

      @@moonnanic what the freak

  • @sunnylapis6584
    @sunnylapis6584 3 роки тому +5300

    I would love to hear Tommy's pov of this. Imagine your brother calling you like "Dad doesn't hate anteaters we need to have an intervention"

    • @weeke
      @weeke 3 роки тому +47

      @Apple Pencil I like da Apple Pencil. He often doesn't fall of the table cause there are weights at the top.

    • @awesomeninja1311
      @awesomeninja1311 3 роки тому +27

      (Bi flag heart)

    • @weeke
      @weeke 3 роки тому +9

      @@awesomeninja1311 wot

    • @awesomeninja1311
      @awesomeninja1311 3 роки тому +20

      @@weeke i state that every time i see a bi flag

    • @weeke
      @weeke 3 роки тому +11

      @@awesomeninja1311 oh, well

  • @violalto
    @violalto Рік тому +21

    Aside from the fact that Wilbur and Tommy are the embodiment of chaos, Phil is really good at rocket league

  • @topdonut3845
    @topdonut3845 2 роки тому +14

    my favorite part about this is how Wil hangs up on Phil like, "I'm right, you're wrong, I'm taking Tommy and we are leaving" and then he's just GONE KEWK

  • @hal6568
    @hal6568 3 роки тому +4788

    I think the funniest reason on the list is 31. "They told me they hate you Phil"

  • @Sarcastican_
    @Sarcastican_ 3 роки тому +3955

    Wilbur: Starts speaking*
    Everyone: "This is content."

  • @myawelch6133
    @myawelch6133 Рік тому +21

    Hearing Phil say “He wants a cuddle!” literally made my day, and the day has only been going on for 17 minutes.

  • @jorgyt754
    @jorgyt754 2 роки тому +51

    I love that whenever Will goes on one of Phil's streams, his IQ drops by like 90%

  • @just_a_simp3991
    @just_a_simp3991 3 роки тому +5228

    I can’t believe I just spent 17 minutes and 53 seconds listening to a grown man complain about ant eaters because they enjoy their food and he doesn’t

  • @biasmushroom6311
    @biasmushroom6311 3 роки тому +4691

    If you want to make a cult: Step 1, find Wilbursoot. Step 2 give him a hill. Step three. Watch

  • @-mushroom-club-8160
    @-mushroom-club-8160 2 роки тому +9

    Okay but. PHILS VOICE IS SO CALMING DURING THE SPONSER LIKE BRO. PUTTING ME TO SLEEP. GOOD DADZA

  • @B---tw3kh
    @B---tw3kh 4 місяці тому +2

    Rewatching this, I forgot how good Wilbur is at absurdist humour. Man does a 15+ minute bit about wanting to burn anteaters. He could easily do a full stand-up special if he put his mind to it

  • @avajensen9147
    @avajensen9147 3 роки тому +5160

    The fact that Wil pulled Tommy into this too makes it even more chaotic. When do we get all four sleepy bois in a call trying to negotiate Wilbur’s bizarre ideals about certain things
    Edit: first, thanks for the likes, second of all, Wil is justified in not liking anteaters but he has all the wrong reasons. They can body a Jaguar and I do not trust that shit

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 3 роки тому +428

      Techno would just be calling wilbur a dumbass the whole time lmao

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 роки тому +314

      Techno will just call them nerds and laugh the entire time

    • @captain_noo
      @captain_noo 3 роки тому +282

      Techno would just be complaining about his audience retention

    • @dawnni333
      @dawnni333 3 роки тому +42

      @@darkhorseash4337 LMFAOOOOOO😂😂😂😂

    • @sexykabuto6368
      @sexykabuto6368 3 роки тому +14

      Oh i need this

  • @giftedkidburnout8484
    @giftedkidburnout8484 3 роки тому +3599

    Will: "Phil have I ever told you how much I hate anteaters?"
    Phil: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*

    • @timeenbyvictorious
      @timeenbyvictorious 3 роки тому +63

      *_oh no_*

    • @Cosmic_Mj
      @Cosmic_Mj 3 роки тому +88

      Me: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*

    • @greg0ry398
      @greg0ry398 3 роки тому +11

      I was thinking of the sand eating part

    • @Daisy-ow6xb
      @Daisy-ow6xb 3 роки тому +5

      the WHAT???

    • @cookiehunter1357
      @cookiehunter1357 3 роки тому +8

      @@Daisy-ow6xb look up sand jesus, then you'll see

  • @ira_lc
    @ira_lc 2 роки тому +11

    wilbur: hates anteaters because they eat dirt
    also wilbur: obsesses over eating sand

  • @sunsetoverthebeach
    @sunsetoverthebeach 2 роки тому +9

    These are my favorite type of Wilbur videos: him rambling about random things but makes it interesting and funny

  • @pineconesacramento8802
    @pineconesacramento8802 3 роки тому +8364

    Alternative title: Son rants about an animal while his Dad tries to work.

    • @Smalltowngravekid
      @Smalltowngravekid 3 роки тому +84

      Sounds oddly like me

    • @amberzhu1345
      @amberzhu1345 3 роки тому +342

      He then drags his little brother in the conversation.😂😂😂

    • @nitishk7286
      @nitishk7286 3 роки тому +63

      I am having flashbacks of unus annus.

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 роки тому +76

      No, it's part two to Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes

    • @cinnamondreams
      @cinnamondreams 3 роки тому +26

      Pretty much that or sand pt2

  • @hobovan.
    @hobovan. 3 роки тому +4997

    Will’s real reasons for hating anteaters
    1. They look stupid
    2. He’s sad that he’s not allowed to eat his body weight in ants
    3. Jealous that their easy-to-find food makes them so happy
    4. They have long and sticky tongues
    5. Mainly that they are allowed to eat ants and not be seen as crazy
    6. He can’t prove that they’re bad which makes him even more angry at them

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 3 роки тому +298

      So... Basically..Wilbur's jealous of them?

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. 3 роки тому +178

      @@MidnightWanderer00 yes exactly, this guy gets it

    • @tailb3693
      @tailb3693 3 роки тому +30

      Do you know how disgusting they sound? Eww

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. 3 роки тому +12

      @@tailb3693 no I’m not invested in anteaters, idk why u are but you do you ig

    • @KerfootsLovR
      @KerfootsLovR 3 роки тому +12

      @@tailb3693 They sound disgusting. I don't
      see anything wrong tho they did nothing wrong.

  • @BrainyAshes
    @BrainyAshes Рік тому +9

    As a new player to Rocket League, I am intrigued both by the gameplay I’m learning from and Wilbur’s pure fiery hatred for anteaters

  • @sirgamesalot9486
    @sirgamesalot9486 2 роки тому +5

    Little did Phil know that anteaters are actually hyper aggressive due to their poor eyesight with claws that can break through concrete and have the ability to sever arteries which makes their main predator scared of them (jaguars).

  • @isaiahdeluxe17
    @isaiahdeluxe17 3 роки тому +3456

    Little did Wilbur know anteaters eat sand just like him.

    • @somnium7875
      @somnium7875 3 роки тому +348

      Wilbur was an anteater in another life

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 3 роки тому +271

      I bet Wilbur would just say he can eat sand better than them

    • @xvzwm
      @xvzwm 3 роки тому +25

      awww that’s so cute

    • @tince2987
      @tince2987 3 роки тому +4

      thats not where the comma is supposed to go

    • @isaiahdeluxe17
      @isaiahdeluxe17 3 роки тому +3

      @@tince2987 Sorry Typo i'll change it

  • @clickpause8732
    @clickpause8732 3 роки тому +2262

    "They look like they're judging me for something."
    It's canon, Wilbur is afraid of anteaters because he has sins that he wants to hide.

    • @little_Crow
      @little_Crow 3 роки тому +41

      I found a reason why wilbur should hate them even more. Apparently a man was killed by a large anteater in brazil

    • @midnightwarrior6783
      @midnightwarrior6783 3 роки тому +28

      @@little_Crow they can freaking maul you to death- OF COURSE HE SHOULD HATE THEM-

    • @onelemon6072
      @onelemon6072 2 роки тому +17

      Maybe it's the fact that he blew an entire nation?... maybe just maybe

    • @Me-pn4oh
      @Me-pn4oh 2 роки тому +1

      .

    • @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646
      @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 2 роки тому +1

      @@Me-pn4oh no u

  • @breezagami7907
    @breezagami7907 2 роки тому +9

    here you go 10:45 this is where Tommy comes in for anyone wondering.

  • @xflinxx_8720
    @xflinxx_8720 2 роки тому +31

    Are we going to ignore how good Phil actually is at rocket leauge?????

  • @elokin300
    @elokin300 3 роки тому +6872

    “Wasps strike reasonable fear into people anteaters strike unreasonable fear into me” implies Wilbur is not human

  • @Liquid_Galaxy
    @Liquid_Galaxy 3 роки тому +2393

    Two children being unreasonable while their dad tries to explain why they are being crazy

  • @halflight8811
    @halflight8811 2 роки тому +8

    8:43 this is prolly the reason this video got a green light to be sponsored.

  • @vincentbobin7639
    @vincentbobin7639 6 місяців тому +3

    Wilbur's the kind of person to see an anteater and ask: "Is anyone gonna complain to their father figure about that?" and not wait for an answer

  • @ekbeanie5876
    @ekbeanie5876 3 роки тому +3544

    Phil stream viewers: I fear no man, but that thing?
    *WilburSoot would like to share something with everyone LUL*
    Phil stream viewers: It scares me

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 роки тому +178

      He did it again yesterday with boiler stories, it got so out of hand chat kept going on about it for 2 hours
      Phil can never be at peace xD

    • @birdseed4515
      @birdseed4515 3 роки тому +3

      Its true

    • @whiplash_warrior4119
      @whiplash_warrior4119 3 роки тому +16

      Hello fellow Unus Annus fan... Memento Mori...

    • @amelie4803
      @amelie4803 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nathi98 do you have a timestamp?🥺

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 3 роки тому +5

      @@Nathi98 i require information.

  • @rxraltzna
    @rxraltzna 3 роки тому +5156

    wilbur realised he wasn’t winning the argument so he dragged tommy in. perfect

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 3 роки тому +306

      It doesn't help on the debate side, but it might make him exasperated enough to give up.

    • @tinytime3362
      @tinytime3362 3 роки тому +22

      @@lilacpen8678 lol

    • @user-mi1zt8rj7e
      @user-mi1zt8rj7e 3 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @kennethbeck94
      @kennethbeck94 3 роки тому +111

      He wasn't losing, everyone is just too ignorant to understand that anteaters are shit.

    • @chickennyoom7342
      @chickennyoom7342 3 роки тому +81

      He dragged tommy innit

  • @-the_bean-
    @-the_bean- 3 місяці тому +3

    - 1:08 -
    DONT TALLULAH USE TO EAT DIRT IN DA ATTIC WILBUR-

  • @thementallifeyo
    @thementallifeyo 9 місяців тому

    I love how Phil also has his videos be about his friends and willingly shares the spotlight. He's honestly so cool

  • @ashb9743
    @ashb9743 3 роки тому +1753

    "Me and Tommy are gonna go talk about El Salvador." is an incredibly underrated quote from all this

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 3 роки тому +33

      YEAH LIKE I WANT TO HEAR THAT lmao

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 3 роки тому +3

      @@faisalaldan3420 I'm sorry what now? Lol

    • @lsd2162
      @lsd2162 3 роки тому +5

      I'm from El Salvador so I would love to know how that conversation went lol

    • @jacobfrazzer2326
      @jacobfrazzer2326 3 роки тому

      I’m from El Salvador :)

    • @caffienecrow_4892
      @caffienecrow_4892 3 роки тому

      I- I came from there tho- I wanna know how that conversation went-

  • @zendpixie
    @zendpixie 3 роки тому +820

    "Okay but don't you eat sand? What's wrong with them eating dirt, then?"
    I like how Phil just Accepted that at this point

  • @SuperMuskett
    @SuperMuskett Рік тому +18

    Wilbur: Criticises anteaters for eating termites
    Also Wilbur: Eats sand

  • @Indigo.Galaxy
    @Indigo.Galaxy Рік тому +7

    Wilbur is that little kid who's jealous when everyone else but him is happy.

  • @karlyrodenburg2776
    @karlyrodenburg2776 3 роки тому +747

    “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity, but the one between beautiful and ugly is quite thick”

    • @morganhendriksson7186
      @morganhendriksson7186 3 роки тому +72

      there is a line between genius and insanity and Wilbur likes to play jump rope with it

  • @shainaashley1028
    @shainaashley1028 3 роки тому +4438

    New title: 26 year old tells a 32 year old about how much he hates anteaters and then brings a 16 year old into it

    • @Garreeeee
      @Garreeeee 3 роки тому +214

      I thought Wil is 24?

    • @tobee6751
      @tobee6751 3 роки тому +71

      @@Garreeeee Yes, he is

    • @saeleroo
      @saeleroo 3 роки тому +61

      Wilbur’s 24

    • @bingusthegreat9733
      @bingusthegreat9733 3 роки тому +114

      He’s only 26 in your new boyfriend

    • @dos_tres
      @dos_tres 3 роки тому +23

      u cant even get the ages right lmao 😭😭😭

  • @pheebsvegetable
    @pheebsvegetable 2 роки тому +9

    I’ve watched this too many times but I can’t help it. Phil made one of the most watchable UA-cam videos ever just by Wilbur saying how bad anteaters are.

  • @remythecloudcreature5783
    @remythecloudcreature5783 2 роки тому +3

    Phil: "there the most docile creatures"
    anteaters: can and will literally gut you

  • @prettypancake7051
    @prettypancake7051 3 роки тому +2137

    they are so like siblings-
    "Ive got the talking pillow"

  • @jessedolling
    @jessedolling 3 роки тому +3760

    Tommy’s voice is surprisingly not loud here
    He sounds calm.

    • @vic_x
      @vic_x 3 роки тому +198

      Clementine pt2: a n t e a t e r s

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 3 роки тому +134

      or he’s tired lol

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 роки тому +345

      He's always chill in VC with other people off stream
      Yesterday on Phil/Tubbo's stream he also joined and was just vibing with them once they told him there was no lore going on at the moment and talked with Will about Tubbo's birthday being the next day

    • @Slay96866
      @Slay96866 3 роки тому +65

      Clementine but permanent

    • @quinnisasin9085
      @quinnisasin9085 3 роки тому +165

      Whenever he’s streaming he puts on a character. I think this is regular Tommy.

  • @lottherat3351
    @lottherat3351 2 роки тому +19

    Didn’t Wilbur also spent 14 minutes explaining how much he liked sand? 1:06

    • @_1Mai1_
      @_1Mai1_ Рік тому +2

      Yes, yes he did. And it never gets old!

  • @niyx1186
    @niyx1186 2 роки тому +5

    1:50-2:00 This reminded me of a conversation I had with my friend who would freak out over bees when they come to our lunch table. I explained bees are cute and helpful and tigers are much more mean and scary and could kill you. We fought back and forth me saying bees are better then tigers them disagreeing and so we go around asking people if they think tigers or bees are better and whoever got ten people on their side would be correct. Turns out people would rather eat with tigers around them and not bees.

  • @lilyminer9164
    @lilyminer9164 3 роки тому +621

    Is this just something Wilbur does with his time? He’s bored so he goes specifically to Phil’s stream and rants. This friendship is strange and wonderful.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 роки тому +65

      He did it as well with the fucking Samsung Smart Fridge, it was a trainwreck

    • @greeensouls9
      @greeensouls9 3 роки тому +16

      yeah, but that was before the boiler explosion

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 роки тому +8

      @@greeensouls9
      Omg yeah he did it again!
      Chat kept the boiler thing going for 2 hours on end

    • @winchesterchua7600
      @winchesterchua7600 3 роки тому +3

      @@Nathi98 What video was that? I wanna see it.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 роки тому +6

      @@winchesterchua7600
      It happened on Phil's stream on Monday at around the hour mark, he was doing Hardcore (I don't wanna spoil what he was doing if you don't watch the streams or vods)
      He'll either make a video out of that as well like he did with the Sand eating or it's gonna be a segment in a future Hardcore S4 episode

  • @savitasweet5064
    @savitasweet5064 3 роки тому +421

    "Insectivore? More like insecti bore me to f**king sleep" I CANT WITH WILBER I ACTUALLY CANT

  • @Lemon_1724
    @Lemon_1724 7 місяців тому +2

    WILBUR IS SUCH A MOOD😭

  • @scottstone4762
    @scottstone4762 Рік тому +6

    10:40 don't jaguars think twice about attacking them because 1 swipe can cause life threatening injuries

    • @firespiral9664
      @firespiral9664 Рік тому

      yes, and anteaters t-pose before attacking

  • @nqvemberrain
    @nqvemberrain 3 роки тому +3579

    alternate title: phil listens to his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes

    • @crownpenguin9180
      @crownpenguin9180 3 роки тому +87

      And one of his kids eating sand

    • @dawnni333
      @dawnni333 3 роки тому +63

      Techno be sleeping tho-

    • @just_a_simp3991
      @just_a_simp3991 3 роки тому +72

      *Phil listens to 2 of his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes and 53 seconds while the third kid is having a mental breakdown in the corner

    • @trustytris4303
      @trustytris4303 3 роки тому +5

      18 minutes isn't it

    • @just_a_simp3991
      @just_a_simp3991 3 роки тому +3

      @@trustytris4303 no, 17 minutes and 53 seconds, that’s not 18

  • @peanutbuttier3424
    @peanutbuttier3424 3 роки тому +1207

    "Their tongues are so long that it can wrap around their brains-- or that may be woodpeckers."

    • @J.P.ArtAndStuff
      @J.P.ArtAndStuff 3 роки тому +91

      It is woodpeckers btw

    • @mahiwagangamputa7361
      @mahiwagangamputa7361 3 роки тому +21

      @@J.P.ArtAndStuff The more you know 🌠 but I wish I had a memoryerasinator

    • @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen
      @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen 3 роки тому +9

      @@mahiwagangamputa7361
      Dr.Doofenshmirtz is that you?

    • @kurtsurban2081
      @kurtsurban2081 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah its woodpeckers, their tongues are apparently so long that it goes into the back of its skull, literally.
      I think there was a scene from Daily Dose of Internet that explains this.

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 3 роки тому +3

      The reasoning is the tongue softens the impact when they essentially headbutt the tree

  • @chukoyo
    @chukoyo Рік тому +2

    I love how Wilbur pop in and claim a interesting, (too)special statement,
    Phill argue as a normal people, and Wilbur then drag Tommy in,
    Wilbur also just walk away once he was bored, I love this

  • @drbladerz5530
    @drbladerz5530 2 роки тому +7

    11:18 Bruh that physically hurt!

  • @Raineevie
    @Raineevie 3 роки тому +1674

    Phil: "it's a baby!"
    Tommy: "tell me you wouldn't give it a kick?"
    . . .
    Me: PFFT-

    • @maxbromet4365
      @maxbromet4365 3 роки тому +27

      @@WingedPiglet “I DROPPED KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE” :)

    • @lynnlive1334
      @lynnlive1334 3 роки тому +8

      These comments are 10/10

    • @madisonmmorris
      @madisonmmorris 3 роки тому +6

      15:20 lol

    • @o.-.2277
      @o.-.2277 3 роки тому +5

      Sameeee I almost died 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @Toobero
      @Toobero 3 роки тому +4

      Tommy hates his own kind.... C h i l d r e n

  • @obsessivefanboy
    @obsessivefanboy 3 роки тому +7621

    Even when he's not playing Minecraft, Wilbur can easily start a cult over anything.

    • @kinnelyuwu5771
      @kinnelyuwu5771 2 роки тому +247

      Its all the charisma

    • @unfunnykhoi5913
      @unfunnykhoi5913 2 роки тому +198

      How does he do it tho. Literally everytime, he managed to start a cult.

    • @Hesuklista
      @Hesuklista 2 роки тому +102

      @@unfunnykhoi5913 well, there'll be a random time in school or in a bathroom that somehow goes like "what if people are made out of /something/? Do we worship them/it?"

    • @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186
      @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 2 роки тому +22

      Tommyinnit reference! Nice!

    • @trenth4287
      @trenth4287 2 роки тому +8

      TNT? Boom

  • @himynamesPloosh
    @himynamesPloosh 2 роки тому +4

    Episode 2 of Wilbur trying to convince Phil the weirdest things and him laughing in is face

  • @nzss07
    @nzss07 2 роки тому +10

    Wilbur's love for anteaters is amazing :')

    • @KaiWasTaken_
      @KaiWasTaken_ 10 місяців тому +1

      I know right! He loves them so much!

  • @bloomingsakura716
    @bloomingsakura716 3 роки тому +1031

    I asked my Mom what she thought of anteaters, and she said, "They look like they were made by somebody who was high on something."

    • @noellove0
      @noellove0 3 роки тому +16

      I laughed, but it sounded weird-

    • @eracqoon
      @eracqoon 3 роки тому +21

      She's not wrong

    • @sirshelf
      @sirshelf 2 роки тому +9

      she is not wrong

    • @redcherryblossoms
      @redcherryblossoms 2 роки тому +13

      The baby ones are elephants with human ears

    • @geno6823
      @geno6823 2 роки тому +6

      @@redcherryblossoms wait what the fuck im gonna look it up

  • @andreaandem2001
    @andreaandem2001 2 роки тому +8039

    Wilbur: how do I get Phil to agree with me... *THE YOUNGEST CHILD*
    Tommy: hey wil! What did you need
    Wilbur: we hate anteaters
    Tommy: ok, got it

  • @cozymic_tea
    @cozymic_tea Рік тому +3

    it's funny to see Tommy joining in Wilbur's hatread for anteaters and still be hearing the news about an anteater called Tommy LMAO

  • @rebootartist7904
    @rebootartist7904 2 роки тому +3

    Anteaters’ is meant to be an adaptation in confusing predators as to which end they are attacking. Even jaguars hesitate to attack because of their deadly claws. : D

  • @inarifiere
    @inarifiere 3 роки тому +736

    Not gonna lie, everytime Will does something like this it feels like a goddamn fever dream. The chat will continue to reference this forever Phil, my sanity is now gone.

  • @doubleslashkarma
    @doubleslashkarma 3 роки тому +503

    "They told me they hate you Phil"
    Wilbur
    Wilbur what
    Wilbur are you ok

  • @Queerios_Gaming
    @Queerios_Gaming 10 місяців тому +3

    Phil and Wilbur’s debates will forever make me laugh

  • @ladywinterlive5301
    @ladywinterlive5301 3 місяці тому +2

    “They told me they hate you Phil”
    I couldn’t stop laughing 😆

  • @almondcatlady1342
    @almondcatlady1342 3 роки тому +688

    Plot twist: Wilbur is actually an ant, therefore he likes to eat sand, and anteaters killed his friends and family

    • @multiple249
      @multiple249 3 роки тому +9

      Ant

    • @brinettevalorie4554
      @brinettevalorie4554 3 роки тому +49

      I mean, during a "You Laugh You Lose" video, Wilbur cried at that 3D auto tune singing cockroach having a family and getting stomped, so there's certainly a possibility-

    • @lemondust9976
      @lemondust9976 3 роки тому +2

      @@brinettevalorie4554 give- link, where is this

    • @brinettevalorie4554
      @brinettevalorie4554 3 роки тому +2

      @@lemondust9976, 'Sorry, but I can't remember unfortunately, I was just on a content starved spree, but yeah- it's in one of them.
      I'll see if I can find it though, then I'll send you a link to to.

    • @lemondust9976
      @lemondust9976 3 роки тому +4

      @@brinettevalorie4554 I’ve found it and im- pained to say I cried with hom

  • @ewe8929
    @ewe8929 3 роки тому +780

    Whenever Wilbur is sad, just say "the anteater population is decreasing"

  • @bakabaka8235
    @bakabaka8235 Рік тому +9

    9:46 That’s probably why Wilbur didn’t like Logan Paul

  • @_Saturn_769
    @_Saturn_769 8 місяців тому +3

    I love how he leaves the call for like less than a mask minute and when he comes back Tommy’s just there on Wilbur’s side💀💀 I agree tho anteaters are WIERD.

  • @avag2959
    @avag2959 3 роки тому +352

    “how long is 4 inches?” “well it’s uh, a little shorter than 5 inches” “oh that narrows it down”

  • @leonihunt7131
    @leonihunt7131 3 роки тому +2098

    This has the same energy as when Phil joined Tommy's stream to rant about Gordon Ramsey's grilled cheese sandwiches

    • @greenguyinpfp6565
      @greenguyinpfp6565 3 роки тому +32

      Bro do you know what stream that was? 👀

    • @leonihunt7131
      @leonihunt7131 3 роки тому +46

      @@greenguyinpfp6565 it was during the exile arc I'm not entirely sure which one tho

    • @greenguyinpfp6565
      @greenguyinpfp6565 3 роки тому +18

      @@leonihunt7131
      Ah, thank you anyways!

    • @ghostlynobody
      @ghostlynobody 3 роки тому +8

      its either during or after his raccoon arc

    • @emilyesnyman
      @emilyesnyman 3 роки тому +1

      Is it on youtube? Can someone share the link?

  • @Fuzzycryptid
    @Fuzzycryptid 2 роки тому +1

    This is such a great video. This kind of masterpiece only comes around once in a lifetime