Wilbur talking about eating Sand for 14 minutes...
Вставка
- Опубліковано 15 сер 2020
- I was gonna have this in Episode 69 of season 4 Hardcore.... but it deserved it's own video lol, enjoy!
♥ Follow the stream! / philza
• When I stream :D / schedule
Join the OFFICIAL Discord for behind the stream stuff! / discord
Edited by me :)
#WilburSoot #Sand #Philza #Minecraft - Ігри
"i don't have any tooth enamel, i gave it up for lent" is the most powerful statement i have ever heard
Wilbur is raw chaotic energy on legs
👌👌👌👌👌👌
Thought he said rent the first time
I'm I the only one who does know what's lent 😅😅
@@Doomy_69 It’s a religious thing where you give something up for a month, idrk why tho
What people see: Beach
What Wilbur sees: Buffet
What!? 😂😂😂😂
If I can find some good sand at a beach I will eat some
NO he said he doesnt swallow it
I don’t swallow food at a buffet.
I honestly eat sand and dirt sometimes
Phils children:
- the "Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense"
- the "Jump in the Cadillac"
- the eats sand and has and unfinished symphony
Don’t forget
-Oreo pretzel
-bee boi
Don't forget "Hey idiots it's Oreo boy!"
@@Reaper_art
-nuke obbsessed bee boy*
Wilbur: *casually eats sand in the crematorium*
Family: *in shock and horror*
I will do animatic about this
I feel like sand would be tasty but I never
Will try cuz Sand has dirt in it
Ive tasted sand before, not very nice
I think that this joke flew over a few people’s heads.
In the crematorium hes not eating sand…
And anyone who doesnt get the joke should think about what happens to people In crematoriums.
@@timtim-rf5lxwhere is it
Sand: (exists)
Wilbur:“ *Finally, some good fucking food* “
HAHA 😂😂
🤣
I-
I- I can’t
lol
why is that so true
LMAO
Will, the guy who starts a conversation with:"I eat sand" and ends it with mafia talking and declaring himself Jesus
Lol
Reminds me of when Dream started a sentence with "Twitch Primes" and ended it with "And that's why we are Jesus."
@@kattaffy5807 Yeah
Bro this is the same person who commit to make a drug van to a full scale server war
The current generation of MCYT youtubers are just the people who start and end things with completely unrelated topics
Phil's children in a nutshell:
- the orphan slayer who had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water
- the child who starts wars because of emotional attachment to music discs
- and the sand-eating, nation blow-upper
What a sweet family.
And the nuke obsessed bee boy plus the forgettable Oreo
dont forget the samsung fridge!
Phil is just father to EVERYONE
that was his old wife he killed her 😂
Sounds normal to me
Sometimes I come back to this video for fun
same
This is the video i found them lmao i was so confused 😭
Same 😂
same lol
same
Wilbur: closing a full blown TED talk promoting eating sand
Phil: *shut*
Wheeze*
lol
shut
tell me why i read wilburs name as "philbur" bc i looked at both names at the same time
Just “ *S H U T* ”
Everyone’s saying he’s lost his shit on the Dream SMP this past week, but no, no, no. Y’all are wrong.
He never had his shit to begin with.
You're not wrong... you're not working at all
now he's possessed by a ghost
When I was younger I would eat dirt but one day I was like “ mom I don’t eat dirt anymore”. “I eat sand now”
agreed
tommy did this...
Wilbur: I like chewing sand,
Also Wilbur: there's a sand shortage.
Philza is the type of person to hire a therapist for Wilbur
This whole conversation is like something you’d find on tumblr
As someone who has been on tumblr, I can confirm this is a Tumblr shitpost made humanized
omg it is
It’s why I love Tumblr, everyone acts like they’re on crack
Yup
Saying this with experience, it happens on Wattpad too sometimes. I stumbled across a conversation about selling kneecaps on the black market
“He isn’t on any drug this is his natural state”
“ *he just does this sometimes* -“
That honestly scares me
lmaoo yes
I just ate orange chicken
@@tammyr2600 wooo 👏👏👏👏
@@tammyr2600 Bravo 👑👏👏
“This wasn’t in my childhood, Phil”
Phil just stared at the screen while he contemplated his son’s life
I know that this was 2 years ago but I feel like if will still ACTUALLY enjoys chewing sand he should possibly go talk to a doctor because it sounds like he had Pica. Also this is the most chaotic and hilarious thing ever, this is me and my friend group constantly having to remind our friend not eat oranges because they’re allergic to it
I AM NOT ALONE! I ALSO AM ALLERGIC TO CITRUSES! i used to love mandarine oranges, now i cant eat them or get close to them. :[
Wilbur: "This wasn't in my childhood, Phil"
Phil: *utter shock and silence*
667 is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Pfft- I can't.
2:42 btw
Nah it's was more of a : ಠ_ಠ
He looked SO done xD
"i swallow glass to stay pure."
"our names together is mayonnaise also please don't eat glass"
i needed that and i didn't know it before
welp time to go eat glass
@@Kai-hi2ii if you put my name and your name together you dont get mayoooonnaise also please dont eat glass
I love saying this all the time to my friends
bro welcome to my life
When did this happen? Time stamp pls I was too busy laughing
“Now i know why Wilbur’s humor is so dry. It’s by all the S-A-N-D he’s been eating” Gracias eso me alegró el día
Alternate Title :Phil just goes through every emotion at once while Wilbur attempts to get Phil to join his sand-eating cult.
The face of Philza after seeing "This wasn't in my childhood" was golden....just pure gold
the *p a i n* in his eyes
@Killjoy nice profile pic/name
2:34
I love ur profile pic and name
Gold i hear thats tasty too
“He is the sand, guardian of the sand, Poseidon quivers before him”
“F*** OFF!!!”
YE. S
YESS
Pogchamp
I know this vine
Y E S
God I love Wilbur’s improv skill…
Imagine youre at the beach, and you see Wilbur, a fully grown man, crunching on the sand. *Imagine*
I love Phil's disclaimer, like: "He's not high chat, he's just _That Weird."_
My friends are like that to me and it's great
story of my life
And thats cause i put him in my playlist of wilbur being a cute weirdo
@@TreeBranchStudios nice
@@TreeBranchStudios It's like that for me but it's at 3 am
We like to call it 3am Humor
Wilbur eats sand, tommy eats mud, techno drinks blood if his enemies, and philza is just there: what children have i raised-?
Lol
What about Tubbo?
@@dbadm88 hmmm he eats honey
@@dbadm88 He is the Queen Bee and eats the food made by his slaves.
No, "and Philza is crafting a belt" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Wilbur seems like the kind of friend who wakes you up at 3 in the morning to ask random questions
Sand certainly isn’t the only thing Wilbur chews on these days
LMAOOOOO
DUDE I-
We could have avoided Unus Annus' death, all we needed was to get Wilbur to eat the hourglass sand.
EAT THE CLOCK
HAHAH
LMAOOOOOOO
*EAT THE SAND*
CONSUME THE SAND
i love how in the donos wilbur seems like a crazed child that had three sodas but he joins the vc and you just hear his calming voice 😭
Honestly ngl I read his messages in a calm voice
That would be me with 20 sodas, ive had the experience
For real
Change the soda with drugs.
@@ThavyBee .
I'm not worried about Wilbur eating sand, I'm wondering how that sand is even surviving in that lava.
minecraft
Wilbur: Phil, Im hungry
Philza: Go eat sand
Wilbur: yey
wilbur on canon streams: top tier actor, super emotional and intelligent, smartchamp
wilbur on other people’s streams: literal chaos
He is the Chaotic Neutral.
Yummy sand
A true theater kid.
why is this so fricking true?
ht pockets
When you first see him, Wilbur usually gives off very chill vibes. Especially when Tommy started a stream on Wilbur's twitch, Wilbur just seemed like an exasperated, mature older brother of sorts. Sometimes, though... sometimes you get stuff like this, like Wilbur's question to Tubbo about how to get rid of his bones, like his asking Dream on a date through Tommy, and you just have to question if the poor man is okay.
That's just how middle siblings are, very chaotic or very responsible. Sometimes both
@@thalchandra I mean, yeah, can definitely confirm that as a middle child myself, heheh
@@hiddeninshadows9139 lol, as an oldest child I just recognized how my own sibling is
@@thalchandra Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy really do have brotherly energy; Techno's the depressed college dropout older brother, Wilbur's the half chaotic half responsible middle kid, and Tommy's the loud and hyperactive younger brother who doesn't always understand grown-up stuff.
@@hiddeninshadows9139 They really do have that dynamic lol, with Phil being the tired dad of the sleepy bois
11:56 "I'm not fucking with you, Phil." That tone sounds like he's gonna tell me he skinned my entire family.
What is worse than Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes? Us watching Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes.
"This wasn't in my childhood phil"
Phil: *Stares in disappointed dad*
I will not like so it will be 986 likes for the rest of eternity
@@somebody3798 jokes on you I forgot to like it when I commented it so now its 987
"This wasn't in my childhood, Phil."
later that night, as technoblade went to "visit" the last standing orphanage, he saw a familiar face
2:39
NO..-
*uh oh*
5:12 the funniest part about this is that i have eaten sand when i was younger and it does kinda tase like pretzels
I can picture Wilbur a Skeppy talking about sand for 2 different reasons 😂
The thing that worries me is that Wilbur isn’t having a special evening, twitch chat didn’t break him, this is just Will’s normal self taking about eating sand
how does this comment have 1k likes and no comments (except for mine)
Hi
Hi
Sand doesn't taste good
@@checkeredpanda3202 Your speech, is an *absolute lie.*
Sand is hella tasty
I'm. Just imagine Wilbur just laying on his bed, laughing his ass off. And when Phil told him to get into a call he needs to catch his breath.
LMAOOOOO 😭
well I mean it explains 7:22
Nahhhh Ive seen vods where he just memes with a completely straight face, like that one time mans threw a fit over geogessr after going onto phil's stream
It's been 2 years and this still never gets old lol😂
Right, that's it. As a Wilbur cosplayer, I am now determined to make a fake "my strange addiction" based offthis.
Please
I'm begging you
Bewildered father listens in horror as his son describes his crippling addiction
this sounds very dodgy out of context
Sounds like the beginning of a drug addiction
But then again if your can snort cocain you can definitely snort sand
Sand edition
XD
XD
Poor Dadza, all his children are going crazy. It's so strange how Will is so serious about it, it's so convincing.
Techno : Anarchist
Wilbur : Eating Sand
Tommy : himself
Tubbo : innocence caused by whatever was made in the drug van
@@superspicy8740 tommy : ptsd
No Tommy being Tommy is bad enough
Convincing? He doesn’t need to convince him when he’s telling the truth
@@superspicy8740
Tubbo: weird innocence
Proved by quote: Oh No ThEy HaD sEx On ThE cRaFtInG tAbLe
Phils children:
-The one who hates orphans
-The one who hate the song “Jump in the cadilac”
-The sand eater
It's like his hatred for anteaters but so much funnier
“Where do you get your sand?” CREMATORIUMS
Fishkiller Jim r/hol_up
O_O -_- O_O
O h n o
....oh hOLY-
Forbidden sand
the one person in chat : 'I just lost brain cells i never knew i had'
Nice to know the fire lord is part of or at least watches Philza’s chat
I’m gonna say it.
“That’s rough buddy.”
at 10:00 if anyone is wondering
@@lackinglife2758 thanks :)
"3"
just listening to phil placing sand was so therapeutic 😂 I almost fell asleep 😀
The more he talks about sand, the more I'm convinced he actually eats it.
Wdym he is being one hundo percent serious
@@coffe1170 *worried*
He is serious
You think it's a joke?
The more I feel like eating it-
I love how nonchalant Wilbur is when he’s start’s talking about the “Sand Mafia”
coz he’s being accurate lmoa
Sand mafia is a real thing lol, so maybe that's why
I remember one time I read a debate case on the BRI about a sand mafia, it was meant to be a meme case lol
All I know is that there is a sand mafia near the river 5 kilometer away from me.
Police ain't doing shit!
Yeah no that’s a real thing
Then Wilbur moved to Brighton to have quick access to large amounts of sand on the beaches.
The amounts of sand used for building are plummeting.
someone in chat said ‘HES USING THE HOTPOCKET VOICE’ during the bit when he’s talking about the sand mafia, and i agree
Wilbur on his streams: MY LMANBURG
Wilbur on other stream: e a t t h e s a n d
True
If we cant have L'Manburg, NO ONE. NO ONE can have 'Manburg.
L'Sandburg
@@ERudaski 😂😂😂
MY LMANGBUG PHIL, MYY-
Theory time: You guys know that tumblr post from Pukichu that says he puts a grain of sand every day in your house till you succumb to the desert. Will was his victim and had to eat it to get rid of it
NO WILBUR NO
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
What an ambitious crossover lmao
this was a deepcut
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Wilbur formally talking about eating sand in such a gracious british accent
The best part of this was that one dono that said "I think we should put Wilbur on my strange addiction" LMAO
Beaches just start disappearing in Brighton because he's taken so much sand and has stored it all in his house and pockets.
...And inside himself
@@MantisM1 are you correcting the literal God? The who made the beaches?
@@MantisM1 wilbur's why there is no sand.
That One Angry Amazon Box There’s only rocks there because Wilbur ate all the sand, obviously.
@@MantisM1 It's because Wilbur vacuumed all of the sand into his mouth. God learn your history bruv
Wilbur's Moods:
Blowing Up A Country
Friend Ghost
My L'manberg
*Sand*
He is the opposite of anakin
You forgot anteters
The names sand.....
Eat sand
And hating anteaters
s a n d
It’s even funnier when a few days ago you went to the beach with your best friend and he started eating the sand
Edit: did I forget to mention that we both cosplay as the dream SMP
wilbur took "anything is edible if you try hard enough" to a whole other level
*People mourning in a crematorium*
Wilbur: *L u n c h*
Fucking cursed my dude
Cursed... but I mean.... dark humor.... it’s kinda funny....
I like it
r/cursedcomments
Dark humor
I actually went and googled if it was a good idea to eat sand and decided to google if it was a good idea to do what I did during my childhood (I used to eat play dough bc I found that it was salty and I like salty stuff) and apparently it’s not the best idea.
Moral of the story: play dough and sand are partially ok to eat.
once minecraft told me glass is made out of sand i was addicted to more than one thing
*sand has been added to your obsessions*
"This wasn't in my childhood, Phil" sounds like the last twist line in a horror movie
This is so true
Yeah lmao
It was my adulthood, and still is!!
But this is not a horror movie. It is The Enlightenment.
I thought Phil was heading to the lava to jump in right after that
3:25 "I think we need to put Wilbur on "My Strange Addiction""
YES
I think we can all agree on this
Yep
i think that episodes already been done lmao 😂😂
as a biology nerd I can confirm sand is a wonderful texture - gastric pain and bleeding are just side effects ☺
When he says "This wasn't in my childhood phill" with that tts on! IT got me laughing for literally 5 whole minutes!
I can just imagine Wilbur with a huge grin on his face while he's torturing Phil.
HAHAHAHHA PLS
I feel like your pfp would be your reaction
Oh Phil! Time for your morning sand!
@@4wkk language
Lmao same
Just the text to speech going “phil have you ever eaten sand?” Had me dead from the start
Ikr, it was just so out of the blue
He he
I had to pause even though this a rewatch, because I was just laughing so hard lol
@@TheTaylorham95 same cuz I have been crying XD
lmao
Wilbur could convince me to join a cult tbh
I almost died drinking water while watching this video, bruhhhh
Mr sandman
Cook me some sand
Make is the cronchiest,
Ive ever had
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING-
mr sandman
sand me a man
I have no clue what the fuck this is but I liked it anyway
I can't tell if this is a slightly incorrect tumblr reference or a strange coincidence and I don't know which is worse
@@harpywarpyowo make it the cutest man car door hook hand
The sequel to "two men talking about hot pockets for 15 minutes" brought to you by none other than wilbur
Will should make this a series
Bridgette he already has
Feat. Ph1LzA
YESH
I was thinking about that same thing!
I ate sand once, recently. Can confirm it crunches in your teeth, it’s terrible.
"sand tastes like pretzels :)"
✨Wilbur soot vibes✨
Times like this reminds me that he can’t taste anything
@AngelicCinnamonBun there's a video clip with Tommy where he explains it but basically he's always been that way but only more recently did he have it confirmed by a doctor so he chooses food based on texture not taste
Wait really I didn’t know that
Wait really????
Ye something happened with his taste buds when he was younger, so technically he can’t taste things.
@@bon.bon. :0 oh that's terrible
My google search history:
-Sand mafia
-eating sand
-sand restaurant
My FBI agent: whut the f is his problem
I think at this point our FBI agents have just given up.
@@arandomuser9459 probably
I like to imagine your profile picture is the one looking this up
Wait is there a sand mafia?
That one Rainwing you want in?
Now I want to eat sand, Philza....
i come back to this video often
“We’re gonna have talks son” “Why?” “Stop eating sand son”
“Niki come get your man, he’s being weird” 💀
sally needs to come pick him up, he’s lost the plot
Wait when was the last one 💀
Nvm just heard it oml
@@sainticidal there’s been one too many wilbur incidents to list them all
Sand mafia be like: where’s the sand John
See, Wilbur’s actually really smart, but he just uses his intelligence for stupid things.
why is this so true
he’s smart in the same way that sokka from atla is
@@rawsausig before or during cactus juice?
@@dontclickonlikedvideos.4781 yes
I love this comment
Will the kind of person to actually carry a conversation in Twitch chat
wilber went from "you should eat the sand" to "there's a sand mafia" to "i am jesus and you're trying to crucify me" and that's impressive
99.9% chat: eww Wilbur wtf
0.1% chat: sand is delicious
But it is
It is /gen
wilbur has managed to persuade that 0.1%
@@gachabloxgirl3958 Yes. I was sadly and gladly part of that 0.01%
It’s most definitely delicious
Quarantine has gotten so bad we resorted to watching a man argue about eating sand is good for you
Do you know if there are more videos like this and the hotpockets one?
Quarantine didn't cause this, this is normal content on the internet.
Sandwich.....
IceInTheSoda
yes
XD
Lol, I was there for this stream, and to say I was laughing in confusion the entire time is an understatement
Fun fact.
Before teehbrushes, they use sand to clear teeh
Dad and his son talking about eating sand for 14 minutes
Alternative title
step son*
@@braeden55 what are you doing Step-Son?
@@jixo6294 a cursed comment i have found
@@abanti1282 beat me to it....
Wilbur is really intelligent, I think we all know that, but he uses his intelligence in the most chaotic way possible and I can't tell if I love it or not
I personally love it
I think its amazing
Yeah like a 200 IQ serial killer about to massacre 100 people in his server, or just a 200 IQ sadist/psycho...I dont know why i thought of this even
Also wilbur: *LOL SAND GO MUNCH MUNCH*
I love it
I love coming back and rewatching this vid
"it gets in your teeth and is fun to crunch on the car ride home."
Me: OMG, ARE YOU FR THAT IS HORRIBLE WLIBUR
**meanwhile at nihachu and gumi**
"have you tried eating dirt?"
In British accent
ah yes it tastes like eminem chocolate but fermented for a century...
@@pommesdeterre7588 Dirt tastes like M&M But Rotten
@@johnpaulluciano7653 that sounded disgusting
@@Melisaoffxl12 agree
"Stop eating sand, son, its bad for you"
"How is it bad for me?"
Me talking to my 5 year old brother
_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_
Are you winning son?
Yes brother im actually really good with eating sand
s..on?
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*
Wait hold up
Will: This wasn’t in my childhood
Phil: 😐
First of all, Wilbur Soot is a LEGEND. How the heck does anyone stay this invested in one opinion?
Also is anyone gonna question how Phil referred to Will as "your man" when he was speaking to Niki?
Wilbur is literally the embodiment of shower thoughts
Fuck life dude.
I find a really good comment, very creative,
*and it only has 7 likes?*
I hate this
It's so sad that I laugh so hard at the fact that this is too true
Wilbur and Tubbo, I swear on everything, are basically the same people just in different stages of life, and the fact that the two of them can enter a call and talk for hours about some obscure and random ass topic is... something
@@noellove0 ur joke is bad
@@celinaissa8326 Good to know, thanks for telling me!
Listen I will never get over Sand Jesus™
*"Niki come get your man-"* had me wheezing their friendship is top tier
What is the time stamp for that, also the likes “69”
@@sagejazper2787 Timestamp is around 4:20 HSHDBFH it works so well
I will ruin the 69 because it will anyways