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  • @ph1lza
    @ph1lza  3 роки тому +64448

    Kristin edited this one guys so let her know how she did! (literally her 2nd thing she's ever edited lol)

  • @syddutchin2725
    @syddutchin2725 3 роки тому +6867

    "I have learned a scent" Is such an inherently powerful phrase, and the fact that it's from a modded SMP is giving me whiplash.

  • @dogmaticeuthanasia
    @dogmaticeuthanasia 3 роки тому +6244

    I like how everyoneone is like:
    "PHILLLLL...."
    "PHIL LOOK WHAT I CAN DO"
    "PHIL. PHIL. PHIL."
    He really is Dadza.

    • @manticlamb1818
      @manticlamb1818 3 роки тому +189

      He's a single father of 3 children :)

    • @prettyandfallen
      @prettyandfallen 3 роки тому +213

      @@manticlamb1818 hes the single dad of everyone

    • @murasakinoiyukom.i.6232
      @murasakinoiyukom.i.6232 3 роки тому +78

      Even chat~

    • @tinnycannn
      @tinnycannn 3 роки тому +135

      *You can literally tell who's who as well*
      *1- Tommy*
      *2- Wilbur*
      *3-Probably Tommy again, or Tubbo*

    • @jakthepro1122
      @jakthepro1122 3 роки тому +45

      @@tinnycannn I think 3 could also be Technoblade

  • @robbyhackett2643
    @robbyhackett2643 3 роки тому +6318

    Wilbur and Schlatt: *talking about sand*
    Schlatt: “it’s crunchy”
    Philza: *terrified look from the memories*

    • @justadumb8864
      @justadumb8864 3 роки тому +116

      It's also a limited resource. And of course with every limited resource, there's going to be a mafia around it

    • @IucidDreaming
      @IucidDreaming 3 роки тому +68

      I don’t like sand, it’s course, rough, and it gets everywhere.

    • @buhzs9663
      @buhzs9663 3 роки тому +7

      o no o no on ooo

    • @justxxsunset
      @justxxsunset 3 роки тому +3

      @@IucidDreaming not like you

    • @H0RR0R_CR0W
      @H0RR0R_CR0W 3 роки тому +6

      @@IucidDreaming OMG- STAR WARS

  • @wilddev5536
    @wilddev5536 3 роки тому +675

    The way FregranceMan says “SMELL MY FUCKING GLASS” I laughed so hard

    • @Ace_of_Storm
      @Ace_of_Storm Рік тому

      Same lmao

    • @stxrry294
      @stxrry294 9 місяців тому +3

      I couldn't make it halfway through the scents without sobbing from laughing too hard-

    • @stellamooneizdabest
      @stellamooneizdabest 8 місяців тому +1

      @@stxrry294 me too lol

    • @daFlip113
      @daFlip113 4 місяці тому +2

      20:40 for y’all wondering

  • @Mimi-zv7rk
    @Mimi-zv7rk 3 роки тому +6336

    Fragrance man almost revived the whole sand cult

  • @Null1fied
    @Null1fied 3 роки тому +6571

    Wilbur: * Talking about sand *
    Schlatt: It's crunchy
    Phil: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

  • @beenook6249
    @beenook6249 3 роки тому +4448

    Schlatt: "Sand."
    Phil: **PTSD INCRESES**

    • @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970
      @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 3 роки тому +45

      Lmao "increses"

    • @constahood2724
      @constahood2724 3 роки тому +36

      @@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 too bad he can't edit it now-

    • @maru93-c1x
      @maru93-c1x 3 роки тому +68

      DANG IT PHILZA THIS MAN IS STUCK ON A SPELLING MISTAKE BECAUSE OF YOU

    • @beenook6249
      @beenook6249 3 роки тому +12

      @@maru93-c1x I JUST NOTICED THIS OMFG

    • @doodlebob9943
      @doodlebob9943 3 роки тому +11

      @@beenook6249 it's still increses

  • @ilikebread9308
    @ilikebread9308 2 роки тому +221

    14:12 this is the moment where Philza learned that he's friends with a bunch of ✨dumbasses✨

  • @ComicalCow
    @ComicalCow 3 роки тому +4114

    Schlatt: "I've learned a new scent... sand."
    Phil: Oh no not again

  • @WolfyTheWitch
    @WolfyTheWitch 3 роки тому +24498

    Kristin did amazing!!

  • @aceflame9458
    @aceflame9458 3 роки тому +589

    *Can we just appreciate how Schlatt made an entirely new Minecraft account for a meme*

    • @felwalkr_94
      @felwalkr_94 Рік тому +28

      You don't have to make an entirely new account; you're able to rename the account. I've done it several times.
      However, it costs money to do that.

    • @eeukaryotic
      @eeukaryotic Рік тому +41

      @@felwalkr_94Yeah but then his old user would become available and somebody else would take it. He definitely made an alt or renamed an alt he already had

    • @bgmarshall
      @bgmarshall 11 місяців тому +15

      Looking at namemc, it is an entirely new Minecraft account

    • @Boosortp-no7lh
      @Boosortp-no7lh 3 місяці тому

      Yes
      XD

  • @grantplunkett8410
    @grantplunkett8410 3 роки тому +4105

    Schlatt’s ability to halt any progress over a bit as simple as placing a collection of blocks is astounding

  • @Ender_Nova
    @Ender_Nova 3 роки тому +2214

    Philza: Unanimously agreed to be the dad friend by the community
    Also Philza: Here comes mama bird you f*ck Wooooooo

    • @Ender_Nova
      @Ender_Nova 3 роки тому +132

      Quick joke explanation: I say this basically be I always found it funny how Phil is like considered to be the dad/dad friend of the group but at the same time he’s the one who curses the most besides Tommy I think
      I really only realized this when showing a clip to my father and he was like :o at how many times Phil said fuck and I’m like bro just ignore it and focus on the funni I’m trying to show you
      And idk I just found it funny lol

    • @adragonprobably1652
      @adragonprobably1652 3 роки тому +55

      @@Ender_Nova *focus on the funni*

    • @glombard8583
      @glombard8583 3 роки тому +27

      Philza is also as ruthless as the others in videos with the sbi. Maybe more (when he killed the man who bagged lord minecraft for bread for example). And you have will who said "you're the nice one" yeah I don't know why everyone has this conception lmao

    • @BeeMaster.
      @BeeMaster. 3 роки тому +11

      no that was the fandoms decision to make him nice

    • @MaxDesignPrro
      @MaxDesignPrro 3 роки тому +2

      Funni monke give me the moni from fragrance man

  • @postoocod1339
    @postoocod1339 3 роки тому +6493

    The terrible voice quality on schlatt’s voice makes this 200% funnier

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +55

    21:56
    🎶Fragrance Man, Fragrance Man🎶
    🎶Does whatever a Fragrance Can🎶
    🎶Shoots a Web, then he snorts🎶
    🎶Remembers scents just like that🎶
    🎶Lookout, He is the Fragrance Man🎶

  • @dreamnovel3480
    @dreamnovel3480 3 роки тому +3603

    Jschaltt being father fragrance while also being a spider is something

    • @GerardtheRedBird
      @GerardtheRedBird 3 роки тому +73

      Way to attract his pray, dude

    • @anonymityaddictsanonymous5978
      @anonymityaddictsanonymous5978 3 роки тому +6

      Yes it is something.

    • @Noobletines
      @Noobletines 3 роки тому +26

      How weird is it to see a half man half spider talking to you about scents

    • @anxiousmess1787
      @anxiousmess1787 3 роки тому +7

      I kinda feel like he should have just chosen human. Just to play to the bit. That way his only power is just imaginary smells!

    • @haiiilyye
      @haiiilyye 3 роки тому +6

      You got a heart by dad himself congrats :D

  • @ef1876
    @ef1876 3 роки тому +2297

    Local dad is peer pressured into snorting glass by cultist spider

    • @meowlina8025
      @meowlina8025 3 роки тому +67

      local father of three is pressured into snorting glass by delusional arachnid who claims he can, "produce scents as he learns".

    • @iamdenaya
      @iamdenaya 3 роки тому +13

      brought to you by daily mail

    • @muted__dreamer
      @muted__dreamer 3 роки тому +6

      This comment and its replies I can't breathe-

  • @anthonyradford8605
    @anthonyradford8605 3 роки тому +5017

    Schlatt and Wilbur’s chemistry is unmatched when it comes to humor.
    “If you say the IKEA catalog I’m going to-“

    • @yetidoesstuff228
      @yetidoesstuff228 3 роки тому +67

      What about slimesicle

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 3 роки тому +163

      @@yetidoesstuff228 his wordplay and puns are impeccable, like holy shit, father fragrance would be proud

    • @yetidoesstuff228
      @yetidoesstuff228 3 роки тому +20

      @@FinnishCrystal yes but slimesicle

    • @crimetime2491
      @crimetime2491 3 роки тому +82

      @@yetidoesstuff228 Slimecicle is on an entirely different plain of comedy

    • @vauugnn
      @vauugnn 3 роки тому +26

      but let me tell you about hotpockets

  • @vessel__
    @vessel__ 2 роки тому +368

    Schlatt has the ability to make literally anything funny

  • @froxel5979
    @froxel5979 3 роки тому +1991

    schlatt: sand
    me: *flashbacks of wilbur talking about eating sand*
    also me: oh no please god no dont get him started

    • @Chaotic_Cyprus
      @Chaotic_Cyprus 3 роки тому +39

      "WIL, DON'T EAT SCHLATT"

    • @dumbpunk1165
      @dumbpunk1165 3 роки тому +11

      i thought wilbur would end up doing that ngl

    • @spacedude5208
      @spacedude5208 3 роки тому +13

      I saw my school principal eat grass once I never asked why he did it

    • @devilish9504
      @devilish9504 3 роки тому +7

      i can hear skeppy in the distance complaining about sand

    • @quanta365
      @quanta365 3 роки тому +8

      cronch

  • @Idontknowanything1605
    @Idontknowanything1605 3 роки тому +2051

    I love how as soon as Schlatt arrives everyone seems to devolve.

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 3 роки тому +166

      Sorry , but who's Schlatt? I only saw FragranceMan in this video

    • @Idontknowanything1605
      @Idontknowanything1605 3 роки тому +123

      @@tjrex9458 Ah yes I mean FragranceMan. Mr Fragrance. Father Fragrance.

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 3 роки тому +31

      He has that effect on people

    • @yelpeter
      @yelpeter 3 роки тому +26

      America power

    • @sweetcandy4587
      @sweetcandy4587 3 роки тому +9

      Jschlatt or Father Fragrance

  • @funtendo95
    @funtendo95 3 роки тому +2197

    Phil :can fuckin fly
    Ranboo : Long ass Range and can teleport
    Wilbur: A ghost
    Tommy: I can Run ,,faster"

  • @ch1sman143
    @ch1sman143 3 роки тому +80

    19:05 🤣I CANT
    Niki: “I can’t smell I’m behind the glass -.-“
    Everyone: *continues smelling wood*

  • @isasiddiq1205
    @isasiddiq1205 3 роки тому +4357

    Phil: can fly.
    Ranboo: can teleport.
    Tubbo: has op armor,.
    Niki: has god mod in water.
    Wilbur: can X-ray
    Tommy: "I can float!"

    • @TheRealityWarper08
      @TheRealityWarper08 3 роки тому +359

      Schlatt: S̸͎̤͇̒̇́̽̃́̂͗̉̂̔̔̓͐͆̽̍̉̈́̑͌͊̂̏̂͗̏͋͆̔͆̉͊͌̈́́̽͋̉̓͛̕̕̚͝͠͝͝m̷̨̢̧̡̧̡̨̨̨̘͈̫̲̣̟̞̺͙̦͉̥̘̗̱̟̳͖̗̣̘͎͚̳̤̟̘̩̹̯̗͚̣̳͚̭̮̙̭̊̈̄͐̏͛͑͐͛̾̂̽̎͜͠͠͠ė̶̡̢̢̧̧̛̩̙̣̙̱̯̥͇̻̗̥͕̖͖̲͍̭̻̭̖͉͙̗̬̩͙͍͉̳͉̤̱̗̟̝̰̟͍̬̺̙͍̙͈͍̫͔͖̙̩̭͕͛́̈̒̀̌͗̇̅̑͛͌͐͒̇͌̆̀͗̓̇̂̆̎̉͆̑̀̈́̆̈́̄͐͂͒͗̌͑͊̾̋̈̈́̉͂̏͗̔͆̑͜͠͝͠ļ̷̛̖̰̮̟̬̝̲̪̦̣̥̱͚͚͚̮̗̮̊̎̄͛̌͋͊̍̿͋̀̀̋́̽̓̂̎͛͐̉͒̎̀̾͛̇̅̏̅͌̀͊̇́͌͂͌͂̑̑͗̍̊͌̚̚͝͠͝͠ĺ̷̨̧̧̢̡̛̯̮̟͙͖̦̻̭̫̳͉̹̦̪̱͕̣̣̗̗͈̘̻͎̽̉̂̀̾͋̎́̔̇͊͗́͂́̉̀̿̊̈́̅̾̂̃̓̀̈̄̅͌̎͂́͛̀̃͌̄̐̍͆͋̚͘̚͘͝͠͠͝͝ͅş̵̡̥̻͎̘̟͎̜̞̻͓̝̝͔͙̙̮͇͖͚͙͑̈́̄͛̄͐͂̋̿̉͛͛͐̾͑̄̚͜͝͝͠ͅ ̶̢̢̧̨͍̲̫̙͚̜̪͙̝̼̗͚̬̘̣̟͕̗̤̘̰̰̪͇̘͚̜̤͖͕̔̋̊̄̅̾̐̒͌̂̋́̂̑̕͘͝ớ̵̥͚͙̦̬͈̫̩̰̮̰̈́̅̀̓̃̈́̑̓͗̈́͗̊̾͒̈́̿̆̋̆͊̿̾̇̉̚͝͝͠͠f̶̢̮͚͔̣͎͖͚̹̪̻̠̠̻͚́͊́̓̋͆̊̕͠͝ͅ ̷̧̡̛̗̮̥̻͚͍̙̮̗͕̪̍͑̏̆͗̒͂͛̃͑̓̿͆̈́̓́͊͑̃͋̒̂̐̇̾̊͐̂͐͗͑̽̔̔̈́̌͛̀̐̅͆͆̾͛̆͂̋̽́̓̐͆̂̐͘̕̚͘͠͠͝t̷̨̨̧̡̛̛̠̭̳̺̳̤͚͈̣̬̱̜̦͓͙̥̮̆̃̈́͂̎̎͊̐̓͂̔́̉̊̀͐̆̌͗͒̈̃̒͋̑̑̎̈́͑̒̇̄͐̃̂̄̾̈́̒̾̈́͐̑͛̂̔̓̌͋̐̉͊̿̈́̏̕͘͘͝͝ͅh̵̨̨̧̛͍̹̬͎͕̲̤̪̣̮̥͇̗̝͉̺̼͓͖͕͈̣̦͉̮̰̝͓̥͕̮̠̭̹̗̲̬͚͈̙̺̭͇̺̣͓͈̺̻̯̖̫͚̠͍̋̈́̈́̍̀̔̏̾͂̆̾́̈̓̿̾̑͋͂͆̽̉̽̓̌̐͑͒̑͋̅̔̅́͛̔̕͜͠͝͝é̶̛̻̪̺̃̈̌̔̆̏͒͌͂̂́̅͛͗̓̉̌̔̊͋͌͌̍̾̐̐͊̓̍͑̌̀͘͘͠͝͝ ̶̨̨̢̢̪̺̝̩̭̫͔̗̱͓̠̪̟̤̦̲̮̱̰̩̝̱͚̥͈̣͎̤͓̘̥͉̲̬̘̣͕͔̮̜̟̞̘̬̝͚̅͒̍͐̐̓́̃̃̒̃̅͋̂̀̄̈̿̎͑̀͑́͂̓̔̊̓͂̍̒̿̊͒͜͝͝͠͝ͅG̶̡̧̧̛̛̩̜͈͍̺̳̻̲̬̺̼̞͕͕̱̺̟̟̟͓̺̩͙̱̪̻͔̟͉̙̤̐̎̐̍̅̓̓̏̀͌͑̀̃̎͘͘ͅo̷̧̢̢̡̧̨͇̯̲̭̱̠̲̖̼̥̙̖̺̘͙̯̥͙͇̲͔̮̠̰͈̼̹̼̜̝̪̣̰̗͖̪͍̦̤̺͕̳̫̩̲̬̙̫͍̮̫̬̻̓̉̎̒̏̕͠ͅḋ̵̡̡̧̝͇͎̼̟̜͙͕̩͍̺̱̭̹̣͉̪̼̣̜̮̥͓̟̓͐̈́͊̌͊̃́̀̊̃͆͗͆̈͆̔̌̃̄̉̅̌̽̎̕̚͜ͅś̶̡̢̛̭̟͕̩̻̞͍̦̪̮̮̙̞͕̤̳̖̬̪̟̬̲̺̯̝̠͍̟͉̺̖̮̟̪̥͕̎̈́͒̿͐̇̓͘͜ͅ

    • @fugo8281
      @fugo8281 3 роки тому +159

      Wilbur can’t X-ray per say but he can see the cave system because everything is rly dark (I worked on the mod)

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 3 роки тому +21

      Tommy’s fast

    • @OfficialEdwardNewgate
      @OfficialEdwardNewgate 3 роки тому +84

      @@TheRealityWarper08 Who is Schlatt. That is the ability of Fragrance man why is this lowly mortal taking his ability?

    • @sylaalidio9350
      @sylaalidio9350 3 роки тому +27

      Tommy: is a chicken

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +10004

    Fragrance man didn’t lose his powers.

  • @StarKnight54
    @StarKnight54 3 роки тому +2478

    -Schlatt- FragranceMan: Sand
    Wilbur: O_O
    Phil: -_-

  • @tommyvan5361
    @tommyvan5361 3 роки тому +52

    20:40
    For when this gets recommended to me again in a few months

  • @april3698
    @april3698 3 роки тому +2499

    Tubbo: is very quick, has long-lasting and very protective armor, has a trail of pretty flowers
    Ranboo: can teleport, has further reach, is literally an enderman
    Phil: can fly and land wherever and whenever he wants, can travel very long distances
    Niki: can breathe underwater
    Wilbur: has x-ray vision, can go through solid structures and become invisible
    Jack: blaze powers
    Slimecicle: doesn´t get fall damage, bounces
    Tommy: *s p e e d b i t c h* vEgAn
    Schlatt: *f r e g r e n c e*

    • @Its_Asteria
      @Its_Asteria 3 роки тому +20

      Jack is a Blaze

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 3 роки тому +65

      Slime: _my brand_

    • @MikeLVJY
      @MikeLVJY 3 роки тому +12

      @@thedyingmeme6 yes his brand

    • @nocturnalworker3992
      @nocturnalworker3992 3 роки тому +26

      I think you misunderstood when they said Nikki is 'like she's in creative mode in water.' She can't drown, and she doesn't sink in water like others, so she's basically standing and floating when she's in water like you do when using flying in creative mode.

    • @poporipopes4876
      @poporipopes4876 3 роки тому +11

      Niki has so much more than breathing under water, she has creative underwater basically

  • @Miguel_anitez
    @Miguel_anitez 3 роки тому +1684

    Ranboo be like:
    I fear no man, but that thing (rain), that thing scares me

    • @bones7231
      @bones7231 3 роки тому +18

      also jack o lanterns

    • @C_isfor
      @C_isfor 3 роки тому +21

      @@bones7231 nah with pumpkin heads hes just like " i cannot see. i cannot see for i am blind. i pretend i do not see"

    • @bones7231
      @bones7231 3 роки тому +1

      @@C_isfor truee

  • @AspenBreeze
    @AspenBreeze 3 роки тому +4292

    “I’ve learned a new scent: sand”
    Philza: *war like flashbacks*

    • @4kr4s1a
      @4kr4s1a 3 роки тому +132

      Wilbur is sand jesus.

    • @cloudy7263
      @cloudy7263 3 роки тому +10

      hehheheheh

    • @royal3809
      @royal3809 3 роки тому +18

      @@unused4225 i can't even imagine how that would be physically possible

    • @lorrelaaiii
      @lorrelaaiii 3 роки тому +4

      ptsd-

    • @sinnohsinner0414
      @sinnohsinner0414 3 роки тому +11

      I hate desert sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating... And it gets everywhere.

  • @HybridAngel
    @HybridAngel 3 роки тому +58

    Just “PHIIIIIIL! What’s a muggle!” KILLS me

  • @the8bitclicker_193
    @the8bitclicker_193 3 роки тому +2446

    "SMELL. MY F*CKING. GLASS.
    THAT IS AN ORDER. FROM THE DEACON. AKA FATHER FRAGRANCE."
    -Schlatt- -FragranceMan 2021

    • @klowniish
      @klowniish 3 роки тому +28

      *wheezes like dré*

    • @yukitomutsuki
      @yukitomutsuki 3 роки тому +13

      THEYRE FIGHTING *AGAIN*

    • @melindavan2438
      @melindavan2438 3 роки тому +17

      I was watching Hamilton the other day and when I read "THAT IS AN ORDER. FROM THE DEACON." I just thought of Washington's line "THATS AN ORDER FROM YOUR COMANDER"

    • @jun.slefteyeball
      @jun.slefteyeball 3 роки тому +1

      Deacon

    • @justajarofpeanutbutter1376
      @justajarofpeanutbutter1376 3 роки тому +1

      o7

  • @bloodraven9713
    @bloodraven9713 3 роки тому +1564

    Wilbur and fragrance man: (talking about what sand tastes like)
    Phil: **sweats in PTSD**

    • @accuratejaney8140
      @accuratejaney8140 3 роки тому +25

      Niki was in the discord when they talked about Hot Pockets, yeah?

    • @ikene1130
      @ikene1130 3 роки тому +10

      @@accuratejaney8140 it was minx

    • @accuratejaney8140
      @accuratejaney8140 3 роки тому +13

      @@ikene1130 Yeah of course, but wasn't Niki in there aswell?

    • @disconsolate3235
      @disconsolate3235 3 роки тому +6

      @@accuratejaney8140 she was

    • @sainticidal
      @sainticidal 3 роки тому +1

      @@ikene1130 it was minx & Niki

  • @Ellie-cy2pp
    @Ellie-cy2pp 3 роки тому +1536

    I hopped onto the stream one day, only to hear-
    *"SMELL MY FUCKING GLASS"**
    *"SAY MY NAME"* - "f-fragrance man"
    Followed by a smelling noise.
    Needless to say, my day was made lol

    • @sarcasticat6979
      @sarcasticat6979 3 роки тому +23

      I did not see the stream but holy shit I'm dying at this comment

    • @aakuirm8629
      @aakuirm8629 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @WidyCreep
      @WidyCreep 3 роки тому

      As I read this commet I happened to be watching the exact part of the video, this is the best.

    • @TheBerylfly
      @TheBerylfly 3 роки тому +3

      Classic Jschlatt experience

  • @hayden4361
    @hayden4361 3 роки тому +46

    Schlatt yelling "smell the sand"+Phils background music= the perfect moment

  • @coollittlegremlin7243
    @coollittlegremlin7243 3 роки тому +1536

    "I need a catchphrase... Smell ya later"
    *the adventure zone entered the chat*
    Shlatt is a fucking comedic genuis

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 3 роки тому +11

      It's the return of Gary oak.

    • @charlottenicholas8083
      @charlottenicholas8083 3 роки тому +11

      yess omg I’ve found an adventure zone fan in the Minecraft fandom

    • @pratyupd7502
      @pratyupd7502 3 роки тому +2

      @@SairinEarthsea ANOTHER FELLOW POKE FAN

    • @uLa5er
      @uLa5er 3 роки тому

      Schlatt not shlatt

    • @abhirane5497
      @abhirane5497 3 роки тому +1

      @@SairinEarthsea eyyyyyy

  • @axaven
    @axaven 3 роки тому +2216

    What everyone saw: "Schlatt makes Minecraft 1000% funnier"
    What everyone from the first hour saw: "Fragrance man makes Minecraft 1000% funnier"

    • @belltrix8806
      @belltrix8806 3 роки тому +42

      Yeah I saw fragrance man first

    • @simeon1223
      @simeon1223 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @JutoRotu
      @JutoRotu 3 роки тому +3

      I was wondering what happened to fragrance man

    • @rainystars57
      @rainystars57 3 роки тому +3

      I kept the notification so I could watch it later and then it was recommended to me and I was so confused

    • @callistostudios4886
      @callistostudios4886 3 роки тому

      same

  • @saturnoperative4484
    @saturnoperative4484 3 роки тому +6191

    schlatt's incredible talent of just immediately derailing any sort of order into complete and total chaos just by existing is my favorite fucking thing

    • @LunarFlame455
      @LunarFlame455 3 роки тому +96

      He is a god at that

    • @tster_time6803
      @tster_time6803 3 роки тому +106

      He should do that with a nation

    • @CCoffnist
      @CCoffnist 3 роки тому +94

      Do you mean: _the entire fucking pogtopia arc_

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 роки тому +32

      @@tster_time6803 well, isn’t he American?

    • @cherry_blossom5372
      @cherry_blossom5372 3 роки тому +19

      @@tster_time6803 flashbacks to manburg

  • @Thelocalbookreader
    @Thelocalbookreader 2 роки тому +26

    Philza: the pretty bird
    Tommy: the vegan
    Schlatt: *The diffuser*

  • @aviara4035
    @aviara4035 3 роки тому +34918

    PHILZA NOW YOURE DOING THE FUNNY TITLES??? everyone, we’ve lost every sleepy boi to the funny titles, the only one we have left is techno.

    • @dororo9731
      @dororo9731 3 роки тому +495

      Edited

    • @aviara4035
      @aviara4035 3 роки тому +864

      DyMegalazardLanX thats true

    • @Michal-by2nt
      @Michal-by2nt 3 роки тому +270

      @@aviara4035 that is true indeed

    • @pixelaim17
      @pixelaim17 3 роки тому +148

      @@Michal-by2nt yep

    • @s1yfox14
      @s1yfox14 3 роки тому +599

      He'll do it for the clout when he gets a whiff of this

  • @vanshsharma7535
    @vanshsharma7535 3 роки тому +2206

    Phil is like that one mature, wise, and experienced guy among some young children.
    Watching them do stupid things.

    • @nyom6378
      @nyom6378 3 роки тому +39

      And then joining them

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 3 роки тому +44

      You say that like he wasn't the one polluting Nikki's pond with obsidian

    • @hollyingrams5653
      @hollyingrams5653 3 роки тому +18

      @@bananasinfrench we all have off days

    • @tatotatoo5404
      @tatotatoo5404 3 роки тому +3

      @@hollyingrams5653 *off minutes

    • @kenziebalhatchet3918
      @kenziebalhatchet3918 3 роки тому +7

      Ah yes the glass sniffer

  • @_probably_archer_
    @_probably_archer_ 3 роки тому +7377

    I like how whenever Schlatt mentions sand, we can see that Phil is quietly having PTSD flashbacks

    • @hopeguhl8781
      @hopeguhl8781 3 роки тому +277

      yeah....
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Ph1lzA is haunted by *FrAgReNcE mAn*

    • @someth1ngstupid
      @someth1ngstupid 3 роки тому +354

      Yes, flashbacks to when wilbur wanted to consume the nethervoid preparation sand

    • @PotterDGamer
      @PotterDGamer 3 роки тому +92

      Him and Anakin both have ptsd from sand

    • @randomrise1st72
      @randomrise1st72 3 роки тому +37

      You say it like, Schlatt mentions it frequently???

    • @WozzyWatkins
      @WozzyWatkins 3 роки тому +89

      Imagine if 1 day Tommyinnit, Schlatt and wilbur all like eating sand and they all say in synchronised 'THE COUNCIL SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE' and Phil becomes sand and they eat him

  • @dwaekkisinsanity5233
    @dwaekkisinsanity5233 2 роки тому +18

    "I've seen-I've seen Blue Planet. Mama bird always dies."
    "I know, they do! And then David Attenborough is like _'the young must now fend for themselves.'"_
    "Here comes mama bird you fuck. Whoo!"
    "Oh my god, it's the twist in the documentary and she's not really dead!"

  • @sumi_luu
    @sumi_luu 3 роки тому +3664

    WHO IS THIS BRITISH BLOND MAN USING FUNNIER IN HIS TITLE? TOMMY?????

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 3 роки тому +6

      phils ginger

    • @ChildOfBread
      @ChildOfBread 3 роки тому +49

      @@ilexdiapason No he's not the light just makes it look like that. I was there for one of the streams where he discussed it. Not being rude just informing.

    • @Ceciliaqq
      @Ceciliaqq 3 роки тому +2

      @@ChildOfBread bruh

    • @notthatreal
      @notthatreal 3 роки тому

      @@Ceciliaqq same

    • @TheBrilliantBrick
      @TheBrilliantBrick 3 роки тому

      @@notthatreal true

  • @namesaplenty0775
    @namesaplenty0775 3 роки тому +1132

    jschlatt can either be the most terrifying being or lovable goofball and the switch between the two is amazing

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 3 роки тому +34

      Or father fragrance man

    • @masteroogway1533
      @masteroogway1533 3 роки тому +16

      If you are wondering why schlatt is terrifying he commuted multiple war crimes in 1999

    • @namesaplenty0775
      @namesaplenty0775 3 роки тому +3

      @@masteroogway1533 I can see that

  • @bobgamers1844
    @bobgamers1844 3 роки тому +1768

    When Tommy is literally a vegan chicken

    • @lxua4253
      @lxua4253 3 роки тому +11

      wait chickens arent vegan?

    • @evakazoo
      @evakazoo 3 роки тому +39

      Finally Vegan Teacher can leave him alone

    • @phantomsushi2269
      @phantomsushi2269 3 роки тому +10

      As opposed to a carnivorous chicken

    • @blossomcloud9678
      @blossomcloud9678 3 роки тому +5

      @@lxua4253 ye so he is a vegan chicken not a normal chicken

    • @alauram.6416
      @alauram.6416 3 роки тому +17

      @@lxua4253 chickens eat meat. They eat bug, grubs, they scavenge animal corpse's, will grab minnows from streams, and more

  • @endie_spirit8625
    @endie_spirit8625 3 роки тому +24

    I like how ranboo just walked into his home and looked at phil like 'wtf are you doin here?'

  • @fioremio
    @fioremio 3 роки тому +562

    "Well I can run ever so slightly quicker!"
    *Proceeds to lose to almost everyone he races*

    • @lennartstockl5826
      @lennartstockl5826 3 роки тому +2

      He has speed and he jumps with slowfall.
      Of course he can't outrun anyone.

  • @alexmustdie3059
    @alexmustdie3059 3 роки тому +1018

    "I've been reading literature.
    "What's your favorite book?"
    "Scratch and sniff boxes"

  • @ponapple
    @ponapple 3 роки тому +2839

    Now we wait for techno to make a “RANBOO IS THE FUNNIEST MINECRAFT PLAYER EVER” video

    • @katato
      @katato 3 роки тому +30

      isn’t that more of a tommyinnit vod or video title?

    • @NeXbi
      @NeXbi 3 роки тому +135

      Techno would just title it either ranboo. or enderman.

    • @emmawoudul4917
      @emmawoudul4917 3 роки тому +85

      I am the funniest minecraft player ever [DREAM SMP]

    • @rudrasingh6354
      @rudrasingh6354 3 роки тому +49

      @@katato Tubbo and Phil have started making thumbnails and titles like that now. Only Techno hasn't jumped on the Tommy get views quick scene

    • @Sas-wh1vg
      @Sas-wh1vg 3 роки тому +25

      "I made minecraft 100% funnier, of course"

  • @phiodite7850
    @phiodite7850 2 роки тому +17

    The thing I find funny is how Tommy’s ability is to be able to run slightly faster but Wilbur, Phil and Ranboo can all get to places faster than Tommy 😂

  • @brotemca8020
    @brotemca8020 3 роки тому +2909

    Schlatt: Reminds me of home.
    Tommy: Smells like people smoking.
    ...are you okay tommy???

    • @xjejzb
      @xjejzb 3 роки тому +21

      @klan B tommy isnt from london 💀

    • @xjejzb
      @xjejzb 3 роки тому +51

      @Light Yagami u dont have to stalk him to know hes not from london lmfaaooo the accents are key

    • @ja1295
      @ja1295 3 роки тому +11

      @@xjejzb sounds like a Midlands boy makes me wonder why people dont make the 6 finger jokes to him

    • @imjusttired9524
      @imjusttired9524 3 роки тому +7

      This is what my home smells like lol

    • @iqcq2063
      @iqcq2063 3 роки тому +31

      @@xjejzb British is British to non British people

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 3 роки тому +3244

    Schlatt managing to play off that whole bit completely straight without breaking character was amazing.

  • @blaisew.wright870
    @blaisew.wright870 3 роки тому +986

    Big guy, Jschlatt, and Fragrance Man. The holy trinity.

  • @mushroom_booo
    @mushroom_booo 2 роки тому +16

    My absolute favorite clip is 7:25 for the fact of just Wil and Phil the whole time Phil is gliding,

  • @ericsthebruh7867
    @ericsthebruh7867 3 роки тому +2106

    Jschlatt putting in effort, buying a whole new Minecraft Account named: *_"FragranceMan."_*

    • @jjraines-ownby3738
      @jjraines-ownby3738 3 роки тому +47

      Can he not just change his character's name?

    • @GetLoYo
      @GetLoYo 3 роки тому +70

      he probably just changed his account name and then changed it back

    • @ericsthebruh7867
      @ericsthebruh7867 3 роки тому +134

      Well if you look on NameMC it shows he has multiple accounts including FragranceMan and _Jschlatt.

    • @ericsthebruh7867
      @ericsthebruh7867 3 роки тому +67

      @@jjraines-ownby3738 Someone could just steal the name instantly.

    • @lillieedwards2305
      @lillieedwards2305 3 роки тому +28

      @@jjraines-ownby3738 you can only change your username every 3 months or so. i can’t remember the exact amount of time.

  • @evanrobinson3369
    @evanrobinson3369 3 роки тому +2151

    everyone: makes philza fanart
    them: actually making bleach fanart without knowing it

    • @araccoonwithalaptop8637
      @araccoonwithalaptop8637 3 роки тому +167

      It’s all part of his master plan, to turn everyone into a weeb (I’m not a weeb I swear, but Bleach is a legit good anime)

    • @astra_solara
      @astra_solara 3 роки тому +25

      YES

    • @albert1413
      @albert1413 3 роки тому +2

      @@araccoonwithalaptop8637 no

    • @lolfunny9035
      @lolfunny9035 3 роки тому +35

      I always thought Philzas character looked like Kisuke or whatever the blonde dude from Bleach was called.

    • @moonwalker1155
      @moonwalker1155 3 роки тому +7

      So its legit the bleach character nicee

  • @_sparkyisarat_3685
    @_sparkyisarat_3685 3 роки тому +2534

    I love how chat just immediately goes
    “HI DAD”
    “DAZAAAAAA”
    “HELLO DADZAA!!”
    like it’s beautiful

    • @o.-.2277
      @o.-.2277 3 роки тому +45

      We all love our internet dad dadza :)

    • @ashesx3
      @ashesx3 3 роки тому +22

      We're a family :]

    • @colourless2344
      @colourless2344 3 роки тому +3

      I seen that as I was reading this xD

    • @pyramidobama8014
      @pyramidobama8014 3 роки тому +7

      I mean I kinda grew up watching him like from 5 years ago when I was 12 or 13 and hes kinda like my dad LMAO

    • @kikuchiLOV
      @kikuchiLOV 3 роки тому +5

      I call phil dad cause my dad is *dead*

  • @Yak03sz
    @Yak03sz Рік тому +15

    12:19 The Great Wall of China probably smells like rice, this isn't a stereotype, it probably really does, because the Chinese people used a lot of rice as their mortar.

    • @thatoneperson0808
      @thatoneperson0808 4 місяці тому

      The minute i saw the word rice I was like oh for fuck sake then read the rest and just said I mean he's not wrong

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 роки тому +3818

    I’m seeing a patterns with these titles.

    • @SL-0TH
      @SL-0TH 3 роки тому +51

      Tommyinnit title's

    • @themonocleguy371
      @themonocleguy371 3 роки тому +6

      lol I have been saying that in the past videos

    • @itzranini6267
      @itzranini6267 3 роки тому +20

      It’s the kind of video with the most views

    • @azexif3218
      @azexif3218 3 роки тому +11

      Wilbur Tommy and now phil all same

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 3 роки тому +9

      Its just for the algorithm

  • @mutedchroma
    @mutedchroma 3 роки тому +2757

    Phil having ptsd of Wilbur spending 14 minutes talking about eating SAND

  • @lillieedwards2305
    @lillieedwards2305 3 роки тому +1380

    someone in chat saying "this is lore" when philza gets traumatized by the sand

    • @gemsineye
      @gemsineye 3 роки тому +6

      Wait wait when in the video

    • @lillieedwards2305
      @lillieedwards2305 3 роки тому +24

      @Rachel McDonough it’s from a previous stream where wilbur tormented phil by talking about eating sand for like an hour

    • @lillieedwards2305
      @lillieedwards2305 3 роки тому +10

      @@gemsineye about 20:05

    • @pouncelygrin6699
      @pouncelygrin6699 3 роки тому +4

      yep, oh the torture he went through xD

    • @riverthecat1423
      @riverthecat1423 3 роки тому +1

      sand jesus

  • @aj_shawheels
    @aj_shawheels 3 роки тому +24

    10:30 where schlatt finally comes in the vc

  • @fluffmare6812
    @fluffmare6812 3 роки тому +405

    Everyone: That's cannibalism tubbo !
    Tubbo: I'm a psychopath

    • @ourotaer
      @ourotaer 3 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @Myuxqv
      @Myuxqv 3 роки тому +1

      @@ourotaer 2:19

  • @chickenbiscuits5983
    @chickenbiscuits5983 3 роки тому +413

    Tommy: “you wanna see some real speed bitch”
    Ranboo: *teleports*

  • @unfunnykhoi5913
    @unfunnykhoi5913 3 роки тому +2743

    When Wilbur and Schlatt were talking about sand, Phil's face really said "not this shit again..."

  • @exi8464
    @exi8464 3 роки тому +23

    Weird how Jack only shows up when he gets the Return to Sender achievement, even when the rest of them get to the nether.

  • @TwoLeftSh0es
    @TwoLeftSh0es 3 роки тому +557

    Fregrence mans catchphrase:
    "I'm about to knock some scents into you"

  • @potatoluna3389
    @potatoluna3389 3 роки тому +938

    Phil: "We built a Grave for you!"
    Ranboo: "HOP IN!"
    I ALMOST FUCKING DIED FROM HOW HARD I LAUGHED PLEASE 😭😭

    • @janicelee8778
      @janicelee8778 3 роки тому +11

      ranboo lol

    • @bonezkill4947
      @bonezkill4947 3 роки тому +20

      *digging your friend a grave **-unus annus-** begins playing*

    • @hopeguhl4685
      @hopeguhl4685 3 роки тому +4

      @@bonezkill4947 no! Stop!
      The memories...

    • @brotemca8020
      @brotemca8020 3 роки тому +6

      Same energy as 'Phil, you're gonna die of old age'

    • @Jahammed
      @Jahammed 3 роки тому

      no

  • @amara9998
    @amara9998 3 роки тому +1517

    Love how Jack is nowhere to be seen because he's just stuck in the nether

    • @jogos4ever801
      @jogos4ever801 3 роки тому +20

      No he already left

    • @hopoffmydick9574
      @hopoffmydick9574 3 роки тому +61

      Ok but like his power is so cool, I don't care what anyone says the blaze powers slap so hard

    • @MikeLVJY
      @MikeLVJY 3 роки тому +3

      You can see him in wilbur's pov

    • @lean7955
      @lean7955 3 роки тому

      hey lol i was the 1000th like🥶🤡

    • @UCLIrSTKD8qkMjdfvxK3Pt7w
      @UCLIrSTKD8qkMjdfvxK3Pt7w 3 роки тому +2

      Its like they literally forgot about him even when they were in the nether.

  • @Zo1981
    @Zo1981 3 роки тому +24

    I love how the reason for picking elytrian is purely to fly

  • @iceddjelly
    @iceddjelly 3 роки тому +577

    you can hear the pure terror in Phils voice when Schlatt forces him to say “FragranceMan” and sniff the glass

  • @molleerox
    @molleerox 3 роки тому +1236

    Schlatt and Wilbur: *talk about sand*
    Phil having flashbacks: •_•

    • @katsu7093
      @katsu7093 3 роки тому +10

      Sorry I am new around here, flashbacks to what?

    • @molleerox
      @molleerox 3 роки тому +41

      @@katsu7093 about a year ago, phil and wilbur were in a call and wilbur ended up talking about sand for a long time.

    • @chonab420
      @chonab420 3 роки тому +10

      @@molleerox Wilbur said he ate sand-

    • @sarabob8552
      @sarabob8552 3 роки тому +4

      @@chonab420 lmao that crunch pulls Avery thing together, he should do asmr

    • @firebolt1104
      @firebolt1104 3 роки тому +1

      @@katsu7093 just look it up he even made a vid about it and it was hilarious

  • @xx.nuggetxxwhitevan2020
    @xx.nuggetxxwhitevan2020 3 роки тому +602

    Wilbur:eats sand
    Schlatt:smells sand
    Skeppy:I WANT SANDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Finally,I have them all

  • @charmainegillespie-west1281
    @charmainegillespie-west1281 3 роки тому +13

    15:00 awwww niki laughing is so cute also yesssss FRAGRANCE MAN!

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 роки тому +1099

    "Why is Ranboo staring at me?"
    He's an enderman. It's what they do.

    • @butmermaids7443
      @butmermaids7443 2 роки тому +21

      if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. it's what you do.

    • @_lucky-moon_2056
      @_lucky-moon_2056 2 роки тому +10

      @@butmermaids7443 I dOnT WAnT InSurEIncE

  • @mathilde2650
    @mathilde2650 3 роки тому +1736

    "here comes mama bird you fuck" 9:42 literally the best quote in this entire video

  • @Pyro201
    @Pyro201 3 роки тому +752

    Fun fact: In real life, an Elytra is actually the outer wing found on beetles- this wing is hardened and used to protect the inner wings that actually do the flying, therefore if Minecraft was realistic the Elytra would basically just server as armour and not actually let you glide. Luckily it is not realistic because that would be boring.

    • @arifhussain7489
      @arifhussain7489 3 роки тому +26

      i could say thanks but did i ask but that was interesting never knew elytra was a literal thing

    • @millennium7909
      @millennium7909 3 роки тому +7

      The more you know~

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 3 роки тому +20

      Had me til the last sentence, beetle armor would be sick.

    • @PiroTFC
      @PiroTFC 3 роки тому +7

      @@quantumblur_3145 well... time to kill the golem

    • @asti5052
      @asti5052 3 роки тому +6

      Wait why the fuck does the golem drop beetle scales??? So random
      I love beetle themed things so whatever

  • @AaronPlayzTV
    @AaronPlayzTV 10 місяців тому +5

    it is currently 1am and i have woke up my family from how hard i laughed at MR. FragrenceMan [Jshlatt] telling Phil to smell his glass

  • @slammbamm1977
    @slammbamm1977 3 роки тому +1683

    "Hey girl you like glass?"
    smoothest pick-up line ever

  • @yacket
    @yacket 3 роки тому +3676

    Is this cannon? The only thing Crowfather fears is Father Fragrance??

  • @firstkeepitreel
    @firstkeepitreel 3 роки тому +971

    I just realised that fragrance man would be more op than people think if he existed in real life. He could literally scare people out of an entire area by summoning the scent of smoke or some dangerous gas, or if he just wants to be a mild inconvenience just make the place reek of rotten eggs or something

    • @alannadena
      @alannadena 3 роки тому +79

      The only people immune to this power would be those who either were born without the sense of smell or those who lost their sense of smell

    • @Chalk....
      @Chalk.... 3 роки тому +23

      @@alannadena COVID

    • @Wildfire201X_LIVE
      @Wildfire201X_LIVE 3 роки тому +24

      I wonder if emitting the smell of chlorine gas would kill people :|

    • @epicguy228
      @epicguy228 3 роки тому +30

      @@Wildfire201X_LIVE "This smell like chloroform to you?"

    • @Wildfire201X_LIVE
      @Wildfire201X_LIVE 3 роки тому +26

      @@epicguy228 “not sure let me che-“ **passes out**

  • @vodsofEvee
    @vodsofEvee Рік тому +2

    It's funny seeing how almost afraid Phil is of Fragrance Man and now in the lore he's become the server overlord/villain the Crow Father.

  • @fishbowlliz
    @fishbowlliz 3 роки тому +785

    Phil: We built a grave for you!
    Fragrance Man: Where?
    Phil: **takes him to the grave.** Right here!
    Ranboo: *Hop in :)*

  • @millyhearts
    @millyhearts 3 роки тому +434

    Wilbur: talking to schlatt about how much he loves sand
    Philza: *vietnam flashbacks*

  • @bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857
    @bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857 3 роки тому +635

    Fragrance man has multiple scents
    He’s chose the spider class
    Spider-Man has spider senses
    Conclusion: Fragrance man is spiderman

  • @cookiecrumbs9515
    @cookiecrumbs9515 9 місяців тому +8

    Fragrance man yelling at Phil to smell his glass is gold 😭

    • @47_water_bottles
      @47_water_bottles 9 місяців тому +1

      "SMELL."
      "MY FUCKING."
      "G L A S S."
      -late Fragrance man

  • @itsstillhono9288
    @itsstillhono9288 3 роки тому +562

    Wilbur: "Fundy's mother is a fish and im the father"
    .......

    • @rossy9816
      @rossy9816 3 роки тому +39

      NAH YOU JUST UNCOVERED THEM

    • @flonbowe151
      @flonbowe151 3 роки тому +25

      His mom is a fish and is dad is a ghost

    • @itsstillhono9288
      @itsstillhono9288 3 роки тому +26

      @@flonbowe151 yeah and Niki here is a fish. sooo......

    • @flonbowe151
      @flonbowe151 3 роки тому +36

      @@itsstillhono9288 ......
      Why do I hear boat noises?
      OH GOD THE SHIPPERS AND THEIR ART HAVE ARRIVED

    • @neptune1564
      @neptune1564 3 роки тому +11

      His dad is a ghost cause he got lost in an ikea looking for milk.

  • @Randus1058
    @Randus1058 3 роки тому +1695

    Before he died, he smelt a scent.
    The scent of Burnt Toast.
    What a curious scent?
    Such a scent; he had never smelt a scent as this.
    Had things always smelt as great as this?
    Blinded by power, was he unable to enjoy the smell of the natural world?
    Like a blind man who had suddenly gotten sight, Jschaltt had gotten something _new._
    Jschlatt wanted to explore his newfound senses some more.
    Jschlatt wanted to smell more.
    Thus, Fragrance Man was born.

    • @jifc_1030
      @jifc_1030 3 роки тому +29

      Oh wow

    • @asherburger8241
      @asherburger8241 3 роки тому +30

      Beautiful 🥲

    • @rumannuddles730
      @rumannuddles730 3 роки тому +57

      The way wattpad writes itself 🤧 so inspirational 👽

    • @zaddybytes494
      @zaddybytes494 3 роки тому +6

      this isn't connected to dsmp tho

    • @BlueCoreBard
      @BlueCoreBard 3 роки тому +11

      healsohadastrokebutthat'slessimportant HELL YEAH FRAGRANCE POEM!

  • @cheerio558
    @cheerio558 3 роки тому +529

    Phil: can only wear light armor
    Also Phil: wears GOLD, an extremely heavy metal and probably the heaviest armor in the game

    • @erictrinidad918
      @erictrinidad918 3 роки тому +53

      @KaileeZhang I mean probably because your character can carry thousands of pounds of material

    • @erictrinidad918
      @erictrinidad918 3 роки тому +19

      @KaileeZhang and also most substances can have the ability to float

    • @Ender_Nova
      @Ender_Nova 3 роки тому +19

      Minecraft physics be like: alright so the more it protects you the heavier it is clearly 100% logic so don’t question us

    • @buzzpeep8695
      @buzzpeep8695 3 роки тому +4

      Gold is over 2× heavier than Iron.

    • @blake3182
      @blake3182 3 роки тому +1

      If you’ve ever held like a gold ring it’s actually a whole lot lighter than you’d think

  • @kay_1355
    @kay_1355 3 роки тому +6

    Will:begins to crunch sand
    Phil: tramatic flashbacks

  • @Mamma_Jama
    @Mamma_Jama 3 роки тому +402

    "Here comes mama bird, you fuck" is not something I ever imagined Philza Minecraft would say

  • @TheBigRooner
    @TheBigRooner 3 роки тому +508

    “Don’t make me walk at you at an above average past”
    -Tommy

  • @risxra
    @risxra 3 роки тому +545

    “Phil, there’s a man at the door” made me absolutely collapse when I first watched it

  • @emilygratz9203
    @emilygratz9203 Рік тому +2

    26:19 "theres a man at the door"
    Phil: (opens door)
    Pillager: *OH HELLO THERE!!!*
    Phil: 0H. (quickly shuts door)

  • @Tea_Is_Awesome
    @Tea_Is_Awesome 3 роки тому +575

    When shlatt told philza to fucking smell his glass I died of laughter.

  • @jahirborjas6893
    @jahirborjas6893 3 роки тому +831

    Everyone talking about Ranboo and how he can't touch water but nobody ever remembers Jack Manifold.

  • @cuprianlycoris
    @cuprianlycoris 3 роки тому +586

    Jschlatt's real-life superpower is having the ability to be the funniest person in the room

  • @Jester_pierce
    @Jester_pierce 7 місяців тому +8

    I love jschlatt is being a cracked and funny uncle in the sbi family