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  • Опубліковано 21 лип 2023
  • Officers of a Las Vegas jail process a couple arrested for attacking each other. As they talk to the female suspect, the male suspect is caught having a seizure. Officers question whether he is faking it or not. Elsewhere, a man charged with driving under the influence denies being involved in a hit and run with a family of four. His lies appear too elaborate to fool the officers. Meanwhile, another drunk woman refuses to cooperate and is placed in a restraint chair.
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  • @Kv-nb1gm
    @Kv-nb1gm Рік тому +214

    How can someone be on their 8 DUI and not be in jail. Are they waiting for a fatal accident.

    • @crazyray610
      @crazyray610 Рік тому

      Because they only give them two or three years

    • @Wutzmename
      @Wutzmename Рік тому +6

      ​@@crazyray610Yep. 4th one in California is a felony and usually mandatory prison time with an 18 month sentence. Sitting in county jail gives you 1 day in for 1 day off for good time. So if you prolong court say 3 months from time of arrest and sentencing you've knocked off 6 months already. Then a week later you're in a state prison reception where you can wait up to 3 months and that's straight time until you get to mainline and see the committee, which decides if you're charges will give you 66 ⅔, 50 or 15% off for every day served in mainline. This all depends on your charges and what your points add up to. DUI is considered nonviolent so you will either get half time or if your points are really low, 1/3 time. Factors are dependent on things like are you gang affiliated, have a place to live , parents and family still in your life, did you have prior prison time ect. If you are sentenced to Federal prison you must do no less than 85% of your sentence. So reasonably a 2 year sentence could only mean 8 to 10 months in prison. Most of this came into effect due to prison overcrowding and Fed Cap laws. Plus a disproportionate amount of people in prison for small drug offences that could be better served in a drug or alcohol rehab facility instead. Because the saying is mostly true that prison only makes better criminals.

    • @angelaame6148
      @angelaame6148 Рік тому +5

      And they won't be hurt at all, so many times an accident is fatal for the person the drunk driver hits... Yet the driver is unscathed...

    • @yvonnegrassi9219
      @yvonnegrassi9219 Рік тому +2

      @@crazyray610. They don’t even do that. Most pay a fine and are released.

    • @shelleykostner3172
      @shelleykostner3172 Рік тому +4

      I know eh, in canada its automaticjail time!!

  • @catherinevineyard5942
    @catherinevineyard5942 10 місяців тому +32

    The guy who faked a seizure. All i can say to him is that having seizures isn't fun at all. I have them and when i come too, it scares me to death and i cry because i feel bad for my family and my boss and coworkers who see me having them

    • @90skidsshowsandcommercials55
      @90skidsshowsandcommercials55 9 місяців тому +2

      I agree. I have epilepsy I have complex focal seizures. seizures are exhausting. I hate people who fake seizures.

    • @russell-di8js
      @russell-di8js 8 місяців тому +2

      i've a mate who suffers with epilepsy & i agree its horrible & scary for every1. he's always embarrassed an' all thru no fault of his own & we're both in our 50s. peace

    • @deanfish-jr6xv
      @deanfish-jr6xv 5 місяців тому

      I don't know about you, of course, but I have grand maul seizures and I will tell you what, if you don't know, those hurt and take all energy out of you in a couple of minutes.

  • @suzannevega2289
    @suzannevega2289 Рік тому +57

    Another great example why our Court System is ineffectively horrible, 8 DUI"s & He's still driving just waiting to kill someone!

    • @yvonnegrassi9219
      @yvonnegrassi9219 Рік тому +5

      He SHOULD BE IN PRISON FOR 20 YEARS WITH 8 DUI’S.

    • @nycatlady2314
      @nycatlady2314 11 місяців тому +2

      It’s not the courts. Blame the lawmakers who take money from the hospitality and alcohol/liquor industries to loosen these laws.

    • @suzannevega2289
      @suzannevega2289 11 місяців тому +2

      @@nycatlady2314 Indeed, the laws need to be changed, But the courts are overly lenient with the laws we do have, far too many plea deals!

    • @nycatlady2314
      @nycatlady2314 11 місяців тому +1

      @@suzannevega2289 there should be no deals for violent offenses, I agree. What’s happening now is that they’re trying to correct the over-incarceration problem we had by going too far the other way. I hope they find the middle soon.

    • @suzannevega2289
      @suzannevega2289 11 місяців тому +1

      @@nycatlady2314 I also hope they do, unfortunately I don't have much faith.

  • @SJC49
    @SJC49 11 місяців тому +15

    ‘You’re kind of thinning back here but I don’t see any knots.’ Way to stick it to the drunk!

  • @landofwaterfalls
    @landofwaterfalls Рік тому +31

    DUI guy in the Blue had the classic Red Face , ruining his life , lying through life and not owning up to anything .

  • @AlaFrigginBama
    @AlaFrigginBama Рік тому +28

    CO: “How do you plan on getting home?”
    Drunk lady: “Walking”
    CO: “How?”
    Drunk lady: “with my feet!!!”
    😂😂😂

  • @S2375wattage
    @S2375wattage 7 місяців тому +5

    The love scene between the two people in the restraint chairs 😂

  • @drewintampa
    @drewintampa Рік тому +112

    These poor people have to babysit the lowest of the low. I cannot imagine how old that must get. They have my utmost respect.

    • @eldritchwulfe
      @eldritchwulfe Рік тому

      Most of them are 'only' drunk and disorderly, at least they're not priests/other rapists, racists or murderers

    • @alexanderseliunyn3424
      @alexanderseliunyn3424 11 місяців тому +4

      Same here man . My company servicing one of these places. I also have seen a lot of these scenes 😢😢🎉🎉it’s horrible. These people really have patience of saints ❤

    • @deeneenjohnson6454
      @deeneenjohnson6454 11 місяців тому +2

      Agreed

    • @betsymarin7932
      @betsymarin7932 11 місяців тому +2

      They signed up for. Only difference is they get to go home after their shift.

    • @GraveYardShif7
      @GraveYardShif7 11 місяців тому +4

      When I watch these it makes me realize that I'm so glad I stopped doing drugs and drinking when I was 20, and never got tattoos all over myself like a smelly degenerate.😂

  • @lorencarlin2087
    @lorencarlin2087 Рік тому +46

    Why do they put two obviously belligerent drunks in the same cell? They have to know what's likely going to happen. Seems a bit cruel.

    • @eliX0r
      @eliX0r 11 місяців тому +11

      1. To escalate, so they can add on charges 2. It's a drama show.

    • @CurtisLevi
      @CurtisLevi 11 місяців тому +6

      We love 💗 the drama man!

    • @guesswhat-chickenbutt
      @guesswhat-chickenbutt 10 місяців тому +4

      Animal testing is cruel. I wouldn't call this cruel. Inappropriate, maybe.

    • @user-jt4iy5pl2b
      @user-jt4iy5pl2b 7 місяців тому +1

      They want them to fight cops get off on violence

    • @JacobPinson
      @JacobPinson 11 днів тому

      Mabye inadequate spell space.

  • @lindajack7969
    @lindajack7969 5 місяців тому +3

    If the man has 9 DUI’s, why is he still driving? Three strikes in a row…..what happened to that idea? He should be behind bars. I’m sick of our failed Judiciary System ‼️😠

  • @user-iw9lb9uz1u
    @user-iw9lb9uz1u 10 місяців тому +11

    I am so glad that there are people that can handle rude,arrogant and drunk people

  • @mariogarza7561
    @mariogarza7561 Рік тому +33

    With 8 DWI. Don't you think he should be in prison right now?

    • @sookie4195
      @sookie4195 11 місяців тому +2

      Throw away the key.

  • @luckyleavitt1994
    @luckyleavitt1994 11 місяців тому +7

    Cop- Are you allergic to anything?
    Old drunk guy- Yeah poverty!!! 😂

  • @satishthapliyal7834
    @satishthapliyal7834 Рік тому +36

    alcohol and anger is really a deadly combination, will land you into trouble

  • @Eudi2020
    @Eudi2020 11 місяців тому +26

    The police need to write a book about all of the crazy people they need to deal with. Bless these people who keep us safe.

    • @thegmork3944
      @thegmork3944 9 місяців тому

      make sure to vote against those who want to defund police. complete idiots

  • @lindamarie6574
    @lindamarie6574 11 місяців тому +16

    I can’t even imagine how bad some of these people smell! I give these officers a lot of credit!

  • @Reticulated_Spline
    @Reticulated_Spline Рік тому +43

    So the guy had 7 prior DUIs and actually believes anyone is going to by his story about him not actually driving for his 8th. That guy is lucky he hasn't killed someone.

    • @stevefromchicago8277
      @stevefromchicago8277 Рік тому +2

      True, and it was one of the worst stories of all time, made no sense 😂

    • @jimicioli7830
      @jimicioli7830 11 місяців тому +3

      If it was his 1st DUI they would not believe him. Since it is his 8th he is a moron to even think they would consider it. My wife was killed by one of these guys. That person tried to deny guilt as well. That alcohol face is a dead giveaway.

    • @guesswhat-chickenbutt
      @guesswhat-chickenbutt 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@jimicioli7830you're right about the face. That's definitely the result of years and years of heavy drinking. Secondly, I'd like to send my condolences for your loss! May she RIP. 🙏

  • @WorkingProgress17
    @WorkingProgress17 Рік тому +16

    LOL. That first drunk old man trying to fight the second drunk old man couldn't even land on his feet. I've been that drunk, LMAO.

  • @sandylee6025
    @sandylee6025 11 місяців тому +6

    Eight DUI's? Eight?!! He should never see the light of day again.

  • @momwifelife6723
    @momwifelife6723 Рік тому +6

    “You look terrible”
    “Thank you”
    😂😂😂

  • @pla5730
    @pla5730 Рік тому +15

    You couldn't pay me enough to do THIS job.. i have ALOT of respect for these officers 😮

  • @MarissaMarie1776
    @MarissaMarie1776 10 місяців тому +5

    “It’s just like the DMV, but it’s jail.” Pure gold.

  • @GorVala
    @GorVala Рік тому +12

    "Im not going to make you happy, you know why cause im not happy myself "😂😂 balding guy to drunk women near by strapped to chair😊

  • @sookie4195
    @sookie4195 11 місяців тому +20

    I love and respect all law enforcement officers. Thank you for your service!! 🇺🇸

    • @user-jt4iy5pl2b
      @user-jt4iy5pl2b 7 місяців тому

      Aint delt with any have you theres a bunch of theves and drug dealers around where I live that have the same last name I do I get hasseld all the time because of it and I don't even know the people who cause the problems try it some time it gets realy old

  • @lindasue263
    @lindasue263 Рік тому +41

    I was born in Vegas decades ago. No biggie because when I turned 1, parents went back home.
    I've been "busted" twice. The first time I was 16. I was able to pour out beer and drive my car home. The girl I was with was taken in for lying about not having ID. Of course she blamed me 😅
    The second time was embarrassing but took complete accountability with no fuss.
    I will never understand why people act out, plastered or not, deny, fight and pile on charges.
    These intake centers (?) are staffed with the best of the best!! None one employee/law officer is paid enough to deal with these... people!!

    • @yvonnegrassi9219
      @yvonnegrassi9219 Рік тому

      People???? I can think of a few more names too.!! Lol

  • @Jellyrink
    @Jellyrink 10 місяців тому +3

    So pickled and sauced up they don't know whats up.

  • @KenWesaw-up5wf
    @KenWesaw-up5wf Рік тому +22

    I wasn't driving it was a dude that looked just like me 😂😂😂

  • @OBrienDesigns
    @OBrienDesigns Рік тому +7

    Man, Vegas has some characters. I'm I'm glad I live in plain ol' Iowa.

    • @sookie4195
      @sookie4195 11 місяців тому

      Me too.

    • @sookie4195
      @sookie4195 11 місяців тому +1

      You have some of the same, just hiding in a bush.

  • @jojosmumdorothy2829
    @jojosmumdorothy2829 Рік тому +10

    The law should be zero alchohol if you are driving and a much longer sentence

  • @melissagardner5936
    @melissagardner5936 11 місяців тому +2

    I LOVE the blonde officer’s sass!! It’s giving me life! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PauliePizza
    @PauliePizza Рік тому +21

    Good to see my girl CO Nichole she's great at dealing with children.

    • @lindasue263
      @lindasue263 Рік тому +5

      Yes she is!! I have no patience and totally respect these officers in these intake facilities.

    • @MsAmique
      @MsAmique Рік тому

      She’s annoying.

    • @PauliePizza
      @PauliePizza Рік тому +3

      @@lindasue263 yes! I could never do their job.

  • @sirandrelefaedelinoge
    @sirandrelefaedelinoge Рік тому +16

    No seizure ever looked like that!

    • @johntaeowens1248
      @johntaeowens1248 Рік тому +3

      Exactly and this boy needs to stop 🛑 it because he's really faking it like he's really having one!

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 Рік тому +5

      He's *trying* to mimic an "absent seizure". But there's more to it than he's aware, obviously 🤣

    • @AlaFrigginBama
      @AlaFrigginBama Рік тому +4

      Yeah….you don’t have a seizure and then come to and say “I just had a seizure”. That’s a dead giveaway. You can have “pseudo-seizures” which is basically just a nice way to say you’re faking it.

    • @FanOBarbaro
      @FanOBarbaro Рік тому +2

      ​@@AlaFrigginBama pseudo seizures are NOT people consciously faking seizures..it's actually a real medical condition and the proper name for it is psychogenic non epileptic seizures..it's a real seizure disorder its just that the seizures are not caused by electrical activity in the brain and have other causes(anxiety,stress,head injury etc). A good portion of people with epilepsy will also suffer from non epileptic seizures as well..there's been studies showing there's an overlap.."pseudo seizures" is actually an old,outdated and no longer acceptably used term

    • @AlaFrigginBama
      @AlaFrigginBama Рік тому +1

      @@FanOBarbaro exactly. Psychogenic. Meaning you’re making up a condition that you don’t have. 🙄

  • @annettekosten2752
    @annettekosten2752 Рік тому +100

    I love Officer Nicole saying, "Use your listening ears." She was an elementary school teacher and sadly she has to treat many of these adults like she did her previous students!!

    • @jeffk7734
      @jeffk7734 Рік тому +9

      One of the most patient officers thus far on this show. I wonder what made her move from teacher to deputy? She would have made a good teacher.

    • @sookie_the_fairy
      @sookie_the_fairy Рік тому +32

      Sorry but she is sarcastic and eggs them on.." Keep drinking?" What's the point of that comment Officer Nicole? She does that for the T.V. show..3

    • @thekrayers
      @thekrayers Рік тому +24

      @@sookie_the_fairy thank you! I said she wasn’t so nice before and somebody jumped down my throat trying to defend her when I pointed out her problematic language when it comes to responding to inmates.

    • @luckybunny703
      @luckybunny703 Рік тому +3

      Lol y’all are arguing about a woman you will most likely interact with who honestly gives a… seriously though you soft hearts try working in that job and not hardening your attitude and every one of those people will prey on you

    • @user-kp3yf1jv3g
      @user-kp3yf1jv3g Рік тому +9

      Nicole is an amazing Officer. She doesn't molly coddle the belligerent criminals, eventually the criminal starts to come around. You do whatcha got to do.

  • @raplesyrup
    @raplesyrup 9 місяців тому +3

    "Are you allergic to anything?"
    "Poverty"
    😂😂

  • @hikosaburokazuyoshi7118
    @hikosaburokazuyoshi7118 Рік тому +33

    I love the blonde female officer, shes so calm so understanding i hope best for her!

    • @wgvwgv579
      @wgvwgv579 Рік тому +12

      She's usually really sarcastic

    • @hikosaburokazuyoshi7118
      @hikosaburokazuyoshi7118 Рік тому +5

      @@wgvwgv579 well its still better than pure aggresion or not rly giving a f***. I think its the best line of emotion to deal with things and people at that job.

    • @deziraeblake4938
      @deziraeblake4938 11 місяців тому +9

      i feel like she instigates a lot too though

    • @user-oz9ql2ut4o
      @user-oz9ql2ut4o 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@deziraeblake4938
      Exactly
      She told this young lady to keep drinking!! She should never get into altercation with inmates someone could beat her a$$

    • @catface3473
      @catface3473 11 місяців тому

      I guess I haven.t seen her upset..I would gladly do the dishes for a hug.

  • @sookie4195
    @sookie4195 11 місяців тому +5

    Every time a judge lets a repeat drunk off he is putting innocent lives at risk. 2 times you are out. Life.

  • @sharonthompson7556
    @sharonthompson7556 Рік тому +5

    You couldn't pay me enough to do their job!

  • @purfecly_impurfec
    @purfecly_impurfec Рік тому +5

    In this corner we have the belligerent drunk woman with the dog hair wig ... and in this corner we have the 80 yr old lady with a walker... place your bets.😂

  • @davemathews7890
    @davemathews7890 Рік тому +14

    I have occasional grand mal (tonic-clonic) seizures. I'm not sure what is wrong with the dude who claimed to have a seizure, but his didn't look at all like the stages in a classic seizure.
    During one, the body, arms, and legs typically flex (contract), extend (straighten out), tremor (shake), followed by a clonic period (contraction and relaxation of the muscles), then finally by the postictal period (symptoms subside). The patient doesn't necessarily go through all of these stages, but something similar usually happens. The entire seizure usually lasts 3-5 minutes.

    • @charismaholder
      @charismaholder 10 місяців тому +1

      I have seizures too. Tonic clonic with an aura. I always lose consciousness. My last one though I had an aura and slight twitching but never lost consciousness. I think it was just a partial one that time. It is the scariest experience. I literally feel like I am going to die before I lose consciousness and it’s terrifying because there is nothing I can do to stop it. I wouldn’t wish that feeling on anyone and for this guy to sit here and fake it just makes me so angry. I am so sorry you have to go through seizures as well. I hope you are doing okay now. God bless.❤

    • @davemathews7890
      @davemathews7890 10 місяців тому

      @@charismaholder My occasional seizures don't really frighten me except when one happens in public. And If I lose consciousness, it's even worse. It's very upsetting to be out among people one moment, then surrounded by police and EMTs once you regain your bearings. This has happened to me 5 times. Luckily, nobody ever tried to rob me in the middle of a seizure.
      The worst part is not being able to drive.

    • @charismaholder
      @charismaholder 10 місяців тому

      @@davemathews7890 I agree with you on the seizures happening in public. It’s very overwhelming for me to be okay one minute then wake up with EMT’s around me the next. I’m glad no one has ever taken advantage of you during one like you said. What a horrible thing for someone to do. It just really makes my heart hurt.

    • @davemathews7890
      @davemathews7890 10 місяців тому +1

      @@charismaholder I live in a big city so there's always a chance of someone taking advantage. But people are instead always really concerned and helpful. On two occasions, people called 911 about me and once a nurse stepped forward to help until the EMTs came.

    • @Nikki-so4yc
      @Nikki-so4yc 10 місяців тому +3

      Listen I’m a nurse and I’ll be honest- there ARE different types of seizures. There is something called an absent seizure where you can space out and become unresponsive. BUT, I don’t think this guy had a seizure. First of all… he’s drunk/tipsy. That’s a central nervous system depressant (aka a downer). Do you know what else is? Ativan (also a down). Do you know what we give to stop seizures? And to help with alcohol withdrawal? ATIVAN! It’s possible to have a seizure while drunk (esp if you’re an alcoholic who withdrawals with alcohol in your system), but it’s very unlikely
      Also, his symptoms aren’t that absent seizure. Someone having an absent seizure usually looks like someone spacing out in class. They’re eyes are fixed no matter what you do. Sometimes the eyes can even develop a “glaze” to them. Literally think of a glaze donut, the eyes can look like that. Afterward they may not even know they had one… they’ll just be a bit “foggy” and drowsy after it.
      He freaking made duck face/did the smolder, looked across the room (people’s eyes can move in other type of seizures, but this was not it. It’s usually more than once and rapid), and he like jerked himself awake like he wasn’t paying attention in class and got caught when he came out of the seizure?? And remembered he had one instantly??? Not a thing. That’s how they knew he was faking it.

  • @shelleykostner3172
    @shelleykostner3172 Рік тому +4

    I love the blond female guard, shes so understanding but to the point😅

  • @nancykelsey1661
    @nancykelsey1661 Рік тому +13

    It’s kinda funny how people change from when they 1st get there to after they snooze for a few hours🙂

  • @danielmorgan3566
    @danielmorgan3566 Рік тому +4

    These guards are basically kindergarten teachers looking after a pile of toddler's

  • @steverossini
    @steverossini Рік тому +6

    time for a sternal rub!

    • @jamiecaldwell3817
      @jamiecaldwell3817 Рік тому

      As a retired RN I saw plenty of fake seizures, that was a poor performance by him.

    • @AlaFrigginBama
      @AlaFrigginBama Рік тому

      Yup!!! Or some nail bed compression.

    • @sookie4195
      @sookie4195 11 місяців тому

      @@jamiecaldwell3817Me too!

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter Рік тому +15

    12:05 Damn that was real, dude had a moment of intense clarity.

  • @ImAskinGOD44givenessHowAboutU
    @ImAskinGOD44givenessHowAboutU 3 місяці тому +1

    4:55 😂 that dude lying. 😹

  • @emilyjannine4511
    @emilyjannine4511 Рік тому +2

    "Nobody wants a felony charge for YOU" 😂😂😂

  • @Craider79
    @Craider79 Рік тому +2

    16:08 Oh dear - 2 seconds of watching her and my spidey sense went off! KAREN ALERT! LOL

  • @Xoyakiii
    @Xoyakiii Рік тому +12

    I’m a epileptic and seizures don’t work like that ☠️

    • @desertdog5397
      @desertdog5397 Рік тому

      I was given medicine that made me feel lousy for 3 days...on the 4th day..I went blank...found out I had a grand mal seizure...fell flat on my face broke 4 teeth...and didnt know it until I was in a hospital.....

    • @mamnan8953
      @mamnan8953 Рік тому +1

      I know you don't want sympathy however my heart goes out to you. How long do your seizures last and how long until you're back on your feet?
      I ask because my adult daughter has severe non epileptic clonic tonic seizures. Hers last all day the vomiting lasts for hours. Depending on how many she has in a day the longer she takes to recover.
      I'm upset that someone would despicably have the cheek to fake one. Nobody knows or understands the pain from the muscles after a seizure except those poor people who suffer

    • @mamnan8953
      @mamnan8953 Рік тому +1

      Same thing happened to my adult daughter trouble was no body noticed at the time. So she isn't covered

    • @mamnan8953
      @mamnan8953 Рік тому

      Sending you hugs you are so brave mentioning it

  • @KingKong_CH
    @KingKong_CH Рік тому +6

    She drinks alcohol but she doesn't do drugs. 🤦‍♂️
    Alcohol is the worst drug of all if you are addicted to it.

    • @sookie4195
      @sookie4195 11 місяців тому

      I’m older now, but when I was young, I did way more ignorant stuff drunk than I ever did high on pot.

  • @ImAskinGOD44givenessHowAboutU
    @ImAskinGOD44givenessHowAboutU 3 місяці тому +2

    11:42 their first date 😂❤

  • @julinalilly7439
    @julinalilly7439 Рік тому +4

    Awesome double episode of Jail Las Vegas

  • @mavdw1984
    @mavdw1984 Рік тому +4

    I will spill all my life secrets to Officer Nicole Sittre. She is so kind

  • @zedwms
    @zedwms 9 місяців тому +1

    "Be patient. All I can tell you is, it's just like the DMV, but it's jail." Hahahahahahahaha

  • @jeffreywilliams8499
    @jeffreywilliams8499 Рік тому +3

    7:55 Hey I seen that lady before from the other clip of this show a few weeks ago she's at it again

  • @Eudi2020
    @Eudi2020 11 місяців тому +1

    I laughed at the other guy in the cell with John! First he fell off the bench, then couldn’t get off the floor. So drunk.

  • @nonenone9892
    @nonenone9892 10 місяців тому +1

    The people in the restraint chair...perfect couple. 😂

  • @mochs62512
    @mochs62512 11 місяців тому +2

    "What do you want to do?"
    "I wanna go home!"
    "Well how are you gonna do that?"
    "Im gonna walk!"
    "How?"
    "With my feet!!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @michelemcdermott75
    @michelemcdermott75 Рік тому +7

    I love my dull life!

    • @mrspaisley1
      @mrspaisley1 Рік тому

      😂😂 same tho! Very thankful I made the choice to stay away from alcohol and drugs at a young age

    • @AlaFrigginBama
      @AlaFrigginBama Рік тому

      Same!

  • @jessicamadorma4943
    @jessicamadorma4943 11 місяців тому +3

    After 8 DUIs I would think it is then the judges responsibility to keep this person off the streets for at least a decade.

  • @melissagardner5936
    @melissagardner5936 11 місяців тому

    Alcohol and Zannys, that’s a good combination 😂😂😂😂Best line in the show!!!😂😂

  • @aiming4peace254
    @aiming4peace254 Рік тому +2

    I just hate when my doppleganger steals the keys and drives my car! It just ruins my day!

  • @micgracemusicgmail
    @micgracemusicgmail Рік тому +10

    I had a seizure in a jail cell, all alone, with no one to help. Suckeddd, they let me out soon after... ( I have epilepsy, they wouldn't give me meds)

  • @jasonboyes9716
    @jasonboyes9716 11 місяців тому +1

    12:05 reminds me of Ray from Trailer Park Boys, “ I ain’t gonna make you happy, you know why, cuz I ain’t happy myself….that’s the way it is.”

  • @dusty2774
    @dusty2774 Рік тому +4

    what a profound statement...sometimes two different alcohols don't mix

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 Рік тому +1

      Ethanol is ethanol 🤷‍♂️

    • @AlaFrigginBama
      @AlaFrigginBama Рік тому

      Beer before liquor…never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
      That was the saying back in my days of drinking. Said by drunk people. Smh. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @LelynnsSquirrels
    @LelynnsSquirrels Рік тому +2

    the shiny man, that's 29 & a half mins in, looks absolutely ridiculous, in that get-up.. 🙄

  • @Craider79
    @Craider79 Рік тому +4

    33:30 The funniest thing Kramer ever did!

  • @mattattack25505
    @mattattack25505 2 місяці тому

    Alex is a sweetheart. She definitely doesnt deserve a guy faking seizures lol

  • @brendadion7868
    @brendadion7868 11 місяців тому +2

    ...dude, if you're gonna fake a seizure, you'd better learn what one looks like

  • @jaggyy69
    @jaggyy69 10 місяців тому +2

    I loved Ann , the woman who was like a Simpson character. Adorable!

  • @terryhoover4687
    @terryhoover4687 Рік тому +4

    Apparently a brain pickled by alcohol is still.capable of imagination and fantasy.

  • @carmencales3263
    @carmencales3263 6 місяців тому

    The Sargent at the end sounds like the villain in a super hero or movie😂.. Or maybe Colonel Klink of Hogans Heros

  • @MarySmith-bc7mf
    @MarySmith-bc7mf 2 місяці тому

    Oh we went to breakfast and had drinks lol. Guess it wasn’t orange juice.

  • @DebbiePotter-xh7kv
    @DebbiePotter-xh7kv 10 місяців тому +1

    Just like dmv. But jail 😂 that was awesome

  • @andrebrown4810
    @andrebrown4810 8 місяців тому

    22:11 the cameraman aced another assignment 😭

  • @trenthogan4212
    @trenthogan4212 Рік тому +2

    My gawd why are so many people plastering their bodies with ugly tattoos? Don't put bumper stickers on a Mercedes.

    • @sookie4195
      @sookie4195 11 місяців тому

      On the TV show M.A.S.H. Hawkeye asked Radar, “If you wouldn’t hang it on your wall, why would you put it on your body?”

  • @dawnsarrach6612
    @dawnsarrach6612 3 місяці тому

    Nicole rocks " put your listening ears on, have some more alcohol" calm as she can be

  • @andrebrown4810
    @andrebrown4810 8 місяців тому

    At 14:43 the camerman knew the assignment 😭

  • @lifesyphon1
    @lifesyphon1 6 місяців тому

    15:39 🤣🤣🤣🤣THIS FUGGIN GUY!

  • @deanfish-jr6xv
    @deanfish-jr6xv 5 місяців тому

    I wish my seizures were that mild. He needs to educate himself a little more on seizures.

  • @melissagardner5936
    @melissagardner5936 11 місяців тому

    Oh John was channeling Rodney Dangerfield 😂😂😂

  • @Dingdongaccountant
    @Dingdongaccountant Рік тому +2

    29:46 I CANNOT WITH HIS OUTFIT

  • @bridgetteague5874
    @bridgetteague5874 11 місяців тому

    Christ.......its like a meeting of alcoholics anonymous 😂😂😂

  • @meadowsage1456
    @meadowsage1456 11 місяців тому +1

    This lady cop is wonderful!

  • @michellebrown9719
    @michellebrown9719 11 місяців тому +3

    The first guy said he took a nap in the bushes when officers asked him, and that made me think about all the times I have chosen to find a nice prickly bush with a little height on it, to crawl under and take a nap. My favorite bush is outside my bedroom window. My bedroom has a very comfortable bed with lots of soft pillows on it. Occasionally, I will bring 2 of my pillows other time’s just crawl under and go right to sleep.

    • @sookie4195
      @sookie4195 11 місяців тому +1

      Be careful. Snakes and critters love bushes.

  • @christinerhyne8093
    @christinerhyne8093 11 місяців тому +1

    I love these videos!💖💖😂😂

  • @andrebrown4810
    @andrebrown4810 8 місяців тому

    At 24:00 you can tell the cameraman graduated with honors😭

  • @pla5730
    @pla5730 Рік тому +1

    I'd be willing to bet most of these officers won't touch alcohol after dealing with these drunkards 😮😮😮😂😂

  • @Cindymc211
    @Cindymc211 8 місяців тому +2

    Eight DUIs and still on the street WTH

  • @paulrb894
    @paulrb894 Рік тому +1

    Very patient officers dealing with these persons , especially the Gorgeous ms siffre, a credit to the uniform ❤

  • @JohnnyXanax
    @JohnnyXanax 4 місяці тому

    What person, male or female, choose to rub Officer Sattire the wrong way. She is the cop that is needed in Americas jails. Yes, she is attractive, and, if she as sharp as she looks, use it as an advantage to chill out most people. She should've been a therapist or working with teens on the wrong path. Oh yeah, great series.

  • @wes11bravo
    @wes11bravo 10 місяців тому

    Great idea! Put drunk belligerent guy in a cell with other drunk belligerent guy. Pure genius.

  • @rodneykintoshmac8131
    @rodneykintoshmac8131 Рік тому +1

    Love the guy falling off the bench that was funny

  • @AngusKhan878
    @AngusKhan878 Рік тому +1

    Tattoos are a sign of advanced intellect and dignity.

  • @nataliemscrzysxycoolharris
    @nataliemscrzysxycoolharris Рік тому +1

    Patience is a virtue right? Riiiiight 😉

  • @kolar
    @kolar Рік тому

    27:03 The face tats 🤣🤣 what is this The Expanse?

  • @davidariamirroarkyoung
    @davidariamirroarkyoung 11 місяців тому +1

    It's like parents dealing with toddlers honestly the way they have to deal with them although some i think a belt is better then the timeout

  • @AbigailHolsten
    @AbigailHolsten 2 місяці тому

    “Why would I do that” 🙄😠

  • @michellebrown9719
    @michellebrown9719 11 місяців тому +2

    The 2nd drunk telling everyone to shut up, they said she tried to fight an 80 year old on oxygen, if she tried that with my 80 yr old aunt it would be a different story. My aunt is a interior designer and has her business in Pennsylvania and Virginia and North Carolina, drives back and forth constantly . She did sell her own private plane and gave up her pilot license, also she’s beautiful.

  • @Lawh
    @Lawh 11 місяців тому +1

    There should be like a safari in some national park where we can put people and drive around in armored cars showing kids that they should behave or else.

  • @Freespeechisgone
    @Freespeechisgone Рік тому +2

    That is not a seizure