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  • Everyone's a Winner. Coach Dupree puts the "fun" in his fundamental approach to teach his athletes how to 'participate' in soccer. His 'everyone-deserves-a-trophy' attitude helps these youngsters succeed, regardless of how hard they try. This way, EVERYONE feels special.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,5 тис.

  • @Breidablik06
    @Breidablik06 5 років тому +507

    2:39 The coach threw that sheet so hard he caused the fabric of reality to ripple

  • @elisouthern1861
    @elisouthern1861 7 років тому +1314

    I wish James had said "Concussions... they're all in your head"

  • @michaelsquirrel7888
    @michaelsquirrel7888 7 років тому +585

    When he pulled out the piccolo and did a hop, I died

  • @cadenceg7076
    @cadenceg7076 7 років тому +751

    “Way to breath guys way to breath! Keep breathing!” I died🤣💩

    • @olisabellavia
      @olisabellavia 6 років тому +9

      Armadillo Rodeo *breathe

    • @heybae9684
      @heybae9684 5 років тому +1

      My name is cadence too

    • @heybae9684
      @heybae9684 5 років тому

      Just don’t ask why my profile name is Bianca

    • @neoflarious6249
      @neoflarious6249 5 років тому +1

      Bianca Tromily no one cares

    • @neoflarious6249
      @neoflarious6249 5 років тому +1

      If you die then you can’t breath...

  • @eveRide
    @eveRide 7 років тому +277

    Excellent sketch! Stephen does such a great job as the realist in these kind of sketches. Like in the walking dead sketch he was brilliant! And "awe yeah" :) and the Christmas one.

  • @lunalovegood1805
    @lunalovegood1805 7 років тому +207

    1:41
    captain literally " how do i solve this one.. ?"

    • @charliedegraves9990
      @charliedegraves9990 5 років тому +5

      Balance restored!

    • @TheInvisibleCanadia
      @TheInvisibleCanadia 4 роки тому +8

      "Ok do you want to be a doctor or an astronaut?"

    • @sharbar9883
      @sharbar9883 4 роки тому +4

      future (fyoochur), few chore (exaggerated pun but whatever)
      *Captain Literally makes him do a few chores*
      BALANCE RESTORED

  • @missmirandagrim7698
    @missmirandagrim7698 7 років тому +1472

    When they said "Lindsay gets a trophy for being a girl" and someone screamed "yeaaah"

    • @sry4wut1commentedAsAchild
      @sry4wut1commentedAsAchild 7 років тому +34

      I would have screamed ”I'M A TOMBOY...WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY!“ ....’K; maybe I wouldn't scream... Uh... Wait; I don't play soccer. (I'm tired n’ stupid at the moment.)

    • @jamesyang4898
      @jamesyang4898 5 років тому +175

      you know there is something wrong in our society when people scream "yeaaah" at "gets a trophy for being a girl". These people don't even realize that is gender discrimination.

    • @oliviamathias4660
      @oliviamathias4660 5 років тому +68

      If someone gave me a trophy for being a girl I would have thrown the trophy at their face.

    • @alisonfowlks848
      @alisonfowlks848 5 років тому +4

      yEs

    • @darthmushyhead6901
      @darthmushyhead6901 5 років тому +5

      Me to, if I was a girl

  • @JustJordan33
    @JustJordan33 7 років тому +1098

    And Johnny gets a trophy for eating the most grass!

  • @zazieproductions
    @zazieproductions 7 років тому +1091

    Studio C wins a trophy for being better than Saturday Night Live

    • @darthmushyhead6901
      @darthmushyhead6901 5 років тому +42

      And least studio c is family friendly

    • @michellesanchez6674
      @michellesanchez6674 5 років тому +30

      Darth Mushyhead and creative and funny 😌

    • @TJ-oo5mx
      @TJ-oo5mx 5 років тому +48

      And not political shills blasting propaganda that isn't even funny any more

    • @joyspade911
      @joyspade911 4 роки тому +6

      👍🏻

    • @aerialviper5891
      @aerialviper5891 4 роки тому +6

      Incorrect, extremely incorrect

  • @deltathecomic4765
    @deltathecomic4765 7 років тому +1206

    BLOOD IS JUST RED LOSER WATER LEAVING THE BODY!!!

    • @joeldral87
      @joeldral87 6 років тому +7

      Joshua Hammond same

    • @kennaargon9220
      @kennaargon9220 5 років тому +5

      My dad uses that phrase!

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius 5 років тому +5

      Every one knows that red is the color of losers

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius 5 років тому +3

      @@Luminalixy they sound like a loser. A commie loser at that.

    • @darthmushyhead6901
      @darthmushyhead6901 5 років тому +1

      Quakers- too true

  • @grayworks07
    @grayworks07 7 років тому +814

    Hey sorry I'm late guys, we were editing sketches for season 8! What d'yall think of this sketch? :)

    • @kittykinz1303
      @kittykinz1303 7 років тому +1

      Amazing Grays loved it!

    • @daminisureshbabu100
      @daminisureshbabu100 7 років тому +5

      Amazing Grays you're the best Jason! 😁

    • @babblingbrook.
      @babblingbrook. 7 років тому +14

      It's so true, Jason. Thanks for this. I love it when your sketches point how ridiculous things like this.

    • @workhardism
      @workhardism 7 років тому +3

      Awesome to the umteenth degree!!!

    • @melissaw995
      @melissaw995 7 років тому +1

      it was awesome

  • @nadiaandkatyaivanenko8164
    @nadiaandkatyaivanenko8164 7 років тому +607

    "Have you ever read Animal Farm?" "YES, those pigs are GENIUSES!" We just finished reading Animal Farm in class 😆

    • @StudioCtv
      @StudioCtv  7 років тому +50

      Such a great line!!

    • @benjaminguzman3428
      @benjaminguzman3428 7 років тому +4

      I'm about to start it. Is it a good book?

    • @ariagraceyull6296
      @ariagraceyull6296 7 років тому +4

      is is a book written by a genius
      but it can be boring

    • @Pip1397
      @Pip1397 7 років тому

      Nadia and Katya Ivanenko we read that in sixth grade and it was terrible.

    • @tonymiller5178
      @tonymiller5178 7 років тому +5

      never read the book but ive done work on an animal farm

  • @shainafogarty1625
    @shainafogarty1625 7 років тому +37

    He's picking his future. 😂😂😂😂 I can't breathe.

    • @alexclyde6445
      @alexclyde6445 7 років тому +1

      Shaina Toth 💯👍🏻👌🏼❌🔥💥👏🏻💯‼️💥❌⚡️🔥💥💰💸‼️💯💎💰💸⚡️💥👏🏻👍🏻🔥

    • @sarahdespain144
      @sarahdespain144 7 років тому +2

      Shaina Toth the coach said 'literally'
      he just *doomed* the poor kid forever! 😂 XD

  • @edenhope8913
    @edenhope8913 4 роки тому +53

    1:41
    “He is literally picking his future.”
    Captain literally; “ balance restored!”
    30 years later; the same kid picking grass.

  • @penguio167
    @penguio167 5 років тому +60

    when the coach says blood is "red loser water"
    Me: *Gets Bloody nose* 😭

  • @tylerwagner9
    @tylerwagner9 7 років тому +1345

    Kid: Cool, now I have two soccer jerseys!!

    • @rileyg5856
      @rileyg5856 7 років тому +4

      Tyler Wagner
      Little Kylie 😋
      Awesome

    • @LukeMillner
      @LukeMillner 7 років тому +11

      Kyle or Scott Sterling?

    • @hayleepugh8926
      @hayleepugh8926 7 років тому +4

      Tyler Wagner it's baby kyle

    • @carterpritchard5063
      @carterpritchard5063 7 років тому +4

      Tyler Wagner Kyle shall prevail

    • @lily8159
      @lily8159 7 років тому +6

      Tyler Wagner
      or Cool now I have 2 trophies
      🏆🏆🏅🏅🎖🎖

  • @xaskfy6438
    @xaskfy6438 6 років тому +64

    "He's literally picking his future!"
    *2 minutes later*
    Captin Literally is a no show

  • @rageaholicc
    @rageaholicc 6 років тому +236

    *WAY TO BREATH GUYS WAY TO BREATH*
    Me: **Holds breath**

  • @brycemw
    @brycemw 7 років тому +127

    All I can think about is how the coach payed the piccolo the wrong way around. He even picked it up correctly then turned it wrong way.

    • @brynnaschauer4563
      @brynnaschauer4563 6 років тому +2

      Bryce Same

    • @brynnaschauer4563
      @brynnaschauer4563 6 років тому +2

      Bryce Also his hands are both on the same side and the head joint is in between his lips

    • @steffydd
      @steffydd 6 років тому +2

      I was just sooooo triggered at that.

  • @braedengraham6239
    @braedengraham6239 3 роки тому +11

    As someone who played both hockey and soccer from the womb through high school, I can confirm that I have only ever seen one coach not be on the extreme on either side like these two.

  • @waynehamilton1806
    @waynehamilton1806 7 років тому +522

    Hey, Studio C- I have some ideas for some skits I'd like to see you do.
    -A sequel to "The Ground Is Lava"
    -A skit about a Cereal Killer (mistaken identity)
    -The most useless Superhero (not Captain Literally)
    -A skinny sumo wrestler
    -A character who perpetually walks into the wrong skits; they don't know where they belong (running gag)
    -An Olympics skit (fictional event)
    -A promo shoot for the Mafia (á la pro wrestling)
    -A character that only speaks in movie quotes or song lyrics
    Feel free to shoot me a line if you're interested.

    • @lindsay-xe1zb
      @lindsay-xe1zb 7 років тому +17

      I love all of those ideas!

    • @sarahdespain144
      @sarahdespain144 7 років тому +17

      Wayne Hamilton I love your ideas too! especially the character that runs into the wrong skit! 😄👍👍💖

    • @waynehamilton1806
      @waynehamilton1806 7 років тому +6

      Thank you! I have all sorts of ideas for comedic skits. I've been told that I should look at a career in comedy. Who knows what will happen?

    • @sunnyday4055
      @sunnyday4055 7 років тому +9

      i liked the movie quotes one

    • @unicornmadness7989
      @unicornmadness7989 7 років тому

      Senator1Zeth YES!!!

  • @j...g
    @j...g 6 років тому +4

    "Concussions? Just a figment of your imagination." GOLD.

  • @vitmir9099
    @vitmir9099 2 роки тому +3

    "Trophy for being a girl" 🤩 excellent!

  • @tamo2141
    @tamo2141 4 роки тому +1

    “KEEP BREATHING!”
    Words to live by.

  • @Jake-ie8ir
    @Jake-ie8ir 4 роки тому +1

    I love Studio C

  • @davidriley3663
    @davidriley3663 7 років тому +6

    I absolutely love studio C and wish I could come out there one day and see one of your shows live. Best comedy sketches, thank you for everything you guys do!

  • @gracehartsock3230
    @gracehartsock3230 7 років тому +102

    Hi studio C! Great video! You guys make my day

  • @morganblair5907
    @morganblair5907 7 років тому +10

    "My son morgan." Nice name choice😂 this sketch is incredibly true. I hate when people do this

  • @최유진-s6v
    @최유진-s6v 5 років тому +29

    ‘He is literally picking his future’
    [Captain literally comes]
    Puts a paper with ‘future’ written on it
    BALANCE RESTORED

  • @Rhea4CR
    @Rhea4CR 5 років тому +107

    Comunisum vs Capaltisim in a nutshell (i don't know how to spell)

    • @darthmushyhead6901
      @darthmushyhead6901 5 років тому +12

      Go conservatives!

    • @raiden6155
      @raiden6155 4 роки тому +3

      Communism and Capitalism. Sorry i just had to fix it...

  • @masonm.5778
    @masonm.5778 7 років тому +955

    My dad absolutely HATES participation trophies... With a passion... So after I finished sports balling, my dad took all my participation trophies and went out to the desert, then we shot them. We used them as targets for our firearms. It was awesome.

    • @sarahdespain144
      @sarahdespain144 7 років тому +6

      Mason McGuire hey your name's Mason cool they used your name in the sketch!

    • @bumblebee1884
      @bumblebee1884 7 років тому +12

      Mason McGuire that sounds awesome!

    • @rk-565
      @rk-565 7 років тому +6

      Mason McGuire That's great 😂

    • @juliusbehner8574
      @juliusbehner8574 7 років тому

      Mason M. Are your parents liberals

    • @wadewilson3309
      @wadewilson3309 7 років тому +30

      Julius Behner liberals are anti-gun so I have no idea what you mean. Also 'participation' trophies is a stupid idea. A healthy amount of competition is a good thing. The strong outlasts the weak. Going extreme either way is unhealthy.

  • @Matthew-qy7op
    @Matthew-qy7op 7 років тому +8

    I love Studio C.
    It's the anti-SNL, and watchable!

  • @frankhandersongms3387
    @frankhandersongms3387 7 років тому +16

    This makes ME FEEL THAT NOW IM A WINNER ALSO BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY. All youre videos are winners Studio C😀

  • @KoenWoo
    @KoenWoo 7 років тому +2

    I have a playlist of my favourite Studio C videos and lately, every upload so far is making into the playlist!

  • @stevenpictures1
    @stevenpictures1 5 років тому

    probably the most philosophical video Studio C has ever produced, I wish there were more like these

  • @annav6037
    @annav6037 7 років тому +4

    I think all the cast members are awesome

  • @missedthebandwagon976
    @missedthebandwagon976 7 років тому +10

    Super funny as always! Jason always portrays his characters so convincingly.
    Topical video!

  • @kayleenchenette7180
    @kayleenchenette7180 7 років тому +379

    "And Lindsey gets a trophy for being a girl." Unfortunately that's the way women are viewed in society now. "We need to fill a quota. Hire more woman!" Sad and true, but funny in this sketch. :)

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 6 років тому +2

      Hi, the BBC!

    • @jamesyang4898
      @jamesyang4898 5 років тому +43

      you know there is something wrong in our society when people scream "yeaaah" at "gets a trophy for being a girl". These people don't even realize that is gender discrimination.

    • @Ender436
      @Ender436 5 років тому +6

      That is so true! Kayleen Miller

    • @darthmushyhead6901
      @darthmushyhead6901 5 років тому +10

      Honestly, gender discrimination is almost nonexistent that I’ve seen, and the most “sexually biased” (the put it kindly) people are feminists ranting about their lack of rights.

    • @GreasyBeasty
      @GreasyBeasty 5 років тому +7

      @@darthmushyhead6901 their lack of rights even though they can virtually get whatever they want in the current society we live in. Its truly sickening, the world be live in.

  • @jonathangould189
    @jonathangould189 7 років тому +1

    2:39 He bent SPACE-TIME with that throw, the sky, trees and grass moved like the fabric of the UNIVERSE was distorted! :P

  • @beaubiden3244
    @beaubiden3244 2 роки тому +1

    The boss is gonna give the job to all of them. 😂

  • @saturn_king
    @saturn_king 7 років тому +4

    This is so true. I mean, there are some coaches out there who are exactly like this guy!

    • @saturn_king
      @saturn_king 7 років тому +1

      Wrote the original comment before finishing the video. Both of those coaches are real.

    • @AK-vq1gz
      @AK-vq1gz 6 років тому

      You’re a Slytherin I’m guessing? I’m a Hufflepuff!

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 11 місяців тому +3

    This is not satire anymore. This is reality.

  • @Lunar_Vortex
    @Lunar_Vortex 7 років тому +536

    Did someone say literally?

    • @StudioCtv
      @StudioCtv  7 років тому +59

      Where's captain literally when you need him??

    • @aarushmehta1782
      @aarushmehta1782 7 років тому +2

      HIYA

    • @JK-is4bz
      @JK-is4bz 7 років тому +4

      His future is literally being the Who in Horton hears a Who, living on a dandelion.

    • @angeladavidson2350
      @angeladavidson2350 7 років тому +4

      CastleKingMe Oh Maaaaatttttttttt...

    • @cuddlythemonkey3562
      @cuddlythemonkey3562 7 років тому +1

      Captain Literally to the rescue!

  • @illjahavrylenko4011
    @illjahavrylenko4011 Рік тому +1

    I like studio C for using real football in that sketch

  • @leilaapacr1201
    @leilaapacr1201 7 років тому +1

    I would give a huge trophy to studio c for being best ever

  • @maddiejorgensen1562
    @maddiejorgensen1562 7 років тому +6

    Hey! I feel like I could make it on Jason's team! Thanks for raising my self-esteem every Monday Studio C! Love you guys so much!

  • @captnsquishyy8345
    @captnsquishyy8345 7 років тому +234

    I honestly hate participation awards, so I'm so glad Studio C made a video making fun of this😂😂 Keep at it Studio C, I love your videos👌Although I can support awards for being a girl👌

    • @Lazyboy5298
      @Lazyboy5298 7 років тому +4

      Awards for being a girl? Those actually exist?
      I don't want to live anymore.

    • @captnsquishyy8345
      @captnsquishyy8345 7 років тому +8

      Come on guys I was just making a joke, and so was Studio C👌

    • @ashnikfield4224
      @ashnikfield4224 7 років тому +11

      All the trophies I have are participation awards. I feel like a loser.

    • @workhardism
      @workhardism 7 років тому +2

      Agree with you 100%. Another example of why Studio C ROCKS!!!

    • @jessicaho5743
      @jessicaho5743 7 років тому

      LittleRedGamer I

  • @studiobisque1607
    @studiobisque1607 7 років тому +9

    That was great, guys. You did it again.

    • @studiobisque1607
      @studiobisque1607 7 років тому +1

      I just want somebody at Studio C to see my comment so that my name can make them laugh like they make me laugh every video...
      IS ONE REPLY TOO MUCH TO ASK???
      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @rileyg5856
      @rileyg5856 7 років тому

      Nope😋

    • @chloecanchola8929
      @chloecanchola8929 7 років тому

      Studio Bisque they always do

    • @studiobisque1607
      @studiobisque1607 7 років тому

      I must have been really tired when I wrote this... I don't remember ever putting something so sappy or any form of emoji...

    • @duchessmarshmallow6504
      @duchessmarshmallow6504 7 років тому

      I love yo channel name XD

  • @ndb232
    @ndb232 3 роки тому +1

    this gats more relevant every day

  • @BloodBathFenix
    @BloodBathFenix 2 роки тому +3

    The way he delivered the line "No, they won't :(" he delivered it perfect! 1:47

  • @sh-xo9fk
    @sh-xo9fk 7 років тому +88

    Did someone say literally?!

  • @ayelaruiz2959
    @ayelaruiz2959 7 років тому +355

    I honestly like before I watched it because I just know it will be good because now an it not? Its Studio C!

  • @rand0mn3sss48
    @rand0mn3sss48 5 років тому +7

    coach: "they said look at my son"
    Me: pride is not the word I'm looking for

  • @ec1498
    @ec1498 7 років тому +1

    "Let's go sign you up for golf." LOL

  • @danielthurston2646
    @danielthurston2646 3 роки тому

    This guy needs to be making movies he is absolutely awesome

  • @Scientist_Salarian
    @Scientist_Salarian 2 роки тому +7

    Can you believe there are people who actually do believe this?

  • @hownottoasmr7637
    @hownottoasmr7637 7 років тому +150

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Studio c
    Where are you?

    • @StudioCtv
      @StudioCtv  7 років тому +70

      Right here!!! *raises hand*

    • @williammonroe7488
      @williammonroe7488 7 років тому +4

      Hah! Found you!!

    • @ariagraceyull6296
      @ariagraceyull6296 7 років тому +4

      just got notification that you guys posted a video and I was like drop everything and run before studio c leaves. Who wrote this one?

    • @Pip1397
      @Pip1397 7 років тому +2

      The graceful Grant the great xD

    • @garrylarson2081
      @garrylarson2081 7 років тому

      The graceful Grant the great SAME OMG YAS

  • @sarahd1706
    @sarahd1706 7 років тому +6

    This so hits home. I'm a school teacher and that's what we're expected to do.

    • @sarahnour5561
      @sarahnour5561 Рік тому

      From what I've seen, kids don't particularly care about participation trophies. Those trophies don't boost their motivation or self-esteem or anything. It's a silly idea made up by adults and implemented on kids who don't care either way.

  • @wyoredneck2890
    @wyoredneck2890 6 років тому

    Studio C is so awesome!!!!!!

  • @moved1885
    @moved1885 5 років тому +3

    2:40
    Realizes for the first time that I was too busy laughing to notice they weren't actually outside.

  • @antarcticasheat
    @antarcticasheat 7 років тому +7

    Congratulations on participating in watching this video, scrolling down to read the comments, being able to read, breathing, blinking, living, and existing!
    You get a trophy!

    • @thegoldenaircats8050
      @thegoldenaircats8050 7 років тому +2

      This person has shown true talent and deserves the biggest award ever. They know how to type, use a computer, and best of all, write a comment.
      You are a hero! Everyone's a hero!
      🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
      🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
      🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

  • @timothytyson214
    @timothytyson214 3 роки тому +3

    2:40 the Curtin shook

  • @flameofmage1099
    @flameofmage1099 2 роки тому +5

    This isn't even a skit these days, it's just a news story

  • @Trit7
    @Trit7 7 років тому +1

    I love these guys. They're so funny

  • @catherinestickels2591
    @catherinestickels2591 6 років тому

    I'm a big fan of trophies at the end of the year for rec sports up until somewhere around middle school. As you give them, you cite ways the player has improved over the season. They feel proud of that accomplishment, and want to improve more next year. Over time the reward becomes intrinsic. It's a good way of conditioning a love of self-improvement. Because most kids in rec sports will never be great, and if you focus on improvement for a young child, that's good. There is nothing better than seeing the look on the face of a child like that when their hard work is recognized. The key is to make it a reward for improvement rather than participation. It's all about delivery.

  • @brendamccool3839
    @brendamccool3839 7 років тому +91

    Great Job Studio C, I've been going through a rough time of my life my Dad is recovering from a Heart-Attack and me a leg-fracture. I have been having some hard days but each Monday Wedensday, and Friday I am cheered up by your amazing Talents! Thanks again Studio C, what you do might seem small but to me it so big.Great Job Studio C, I've been going through a rough time of my life my Dad is recovering from a Heart-Attack and me a leg-fracture. I have been having some hard days but each Monday Wedensday, and Friday I am cheered up by your amazing Talents! Thanks again Studio C, what you do might seem small but to me it so big. Also Studio C, it would be great if you commented or liked my coment, it would make me feel so much better

    • @brendamccool3839
      @brendamccool3839 7 років тому +1

      Please Studio c
      Comment me!

    • @confidentaf8883
      @confidentaf8883 7 років тому

      Brenda McCool woah. I hope you and your dad get better soon!

    • @codycrawford1778
      @codycrawford1778 7 років тому

      Hi studio c

    • @aditipallod529
      @aditipallod529 7 років тому

      I'm so sorry, I hope you guys feel okay :)
      how come you typed it double?

    • @ashnikfield4224
      @ashnikfield4224 7 років тому +4

      I'm not studio c, but in soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry about your father. My friends dad was fixing a car and the car fell on his chest. He broke his ribs and leg but he got better. He was helicoptered to the hospital. I hope he feels better soon!:)

  • @jman_1356
    @jman_1356 7 років тому +23

    To the 1 percent of you that see this I want to say have a wonderful day and live life to its fullest👍🏼😀 U guys should go and have fun!!!

    • @jman_1356
      @jman_1356 7 років тому +8

      For the 1percent of people who see this I hope you are having a great day and will continue to have a great day. I have a inspirational message for people.
      People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.
      If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
      If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies. Succeed anyway.
      If you are honest and sincere people may deceive you. Be honest and sincere anyway.
      What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight. Create anyway.
      If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
      The good you do today, will often be forgotten. Do good anyway.
      Give the best you have, and it will never be enough. Give your best anyway.
      In the final analysis, it is between you and God. It was never between you and God. It was never about them anyway.
      -Mother Teresa
      Like if you agree.

    • @holymolyjoelly303
      @holymolyjoelly303 6 років тому +2

      For the 1% that sees this, please stop making spam comments and comment something relevant to the video.

  • @LauM
    @LauM 7 років тому +7

    Animal Farm is my favorite book.

    • @penguio167
      @penguio167 5 років тому

      ummmmm wut does that mean on a soccer communist coach video?

    • @kristenrichardson439
      @kristenrichardson439 5 років тому

      @@penguio167 they referenced the book in this video.

  • @ruthkhadyrke4062
    @ruthkhadyrke4062 5 років тому

    “ Hunter you get a trophy for keeping the ball out of bounds because you don’t believe in boundaries, do you?” 😂

  • @brittanynguyen3794
    @brittanynguyen3794 5 років тому

    Coach is a crazy man.

  • @sarahlee3486
    @sarahlee3486 7 років тому +12

    Great video, never fail to make me laugh.

  • @ltyccreativestudios1665
    @ltyccreativestudios1665 7 років тому +11

    Okay so story time. My dad coaches baseball every year and the one year he didn't coach my little brother Noah , who was about 4 years old then, and the coach was like this. The team name was the Mighty Minions. The coach was never ready and at practice they just exercised. We were the worst team and the motivation my dad needed to coach again.

  • @adventuresandgaming6811
    @adventuresandgaming6811 7 років тому +8

    I can never find my old comments :D

  • @ReaganJanaeConder
    @ReaganJanaeConder 7 років тому

    oh my gosh! I can relate to that dad so much.

  • @JaidoesYouTube
    @JaidoesYouTube 7 років тому

    Favorite sketch ever

  • @Reicha
    @Reicha 5 років тому +10

    "If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
    The fish doesn't need a trophy for climbing, it needs a pond.
    Imo it sounded like many of these kids weren't interested in soccer, should get a trophy for bothering to be there before getting signed up for something they do like, will try hard at and CAN be winners at.
    Winning is ridiculously relative, too, and depending on supply and demand any idiot can get a certain job.

    • @karaigrayson8198
      @karaigrayson8198 4 роки тому

      I always hated the participants awards because they are litterlly being awarded for doing nothing

    • @karaigrayson8198
      @karaigrayson8198 4 роки тому

      That and it feels like a false accomplishment

  • @月光-z6q
    @月光-z6q 7 років тому +5

    Everyone gets rewarded equally no matter the amount of effort put in. Sounds like organized spor--- oh wait.

  • @rento8572
    @rento8572 7 років тому +7

    I haven't seen the comments yet and I don't plan to because I am afraid it's all gonna be about communism and capitalism.

  • @animaker3627
    @animaker3627 6 років тому +1

    This is so fricking true

  • @ewok548
    @ewok548 4 роки тому +2

    James: My old gym teacher
    Jason :My new gym teacher
    My class: *Sigh*

  • @Greenkitten45
    @Greenkitten45 2 роки тому +3

    I love how giving the girl a trophy for being a girl is, ironically, sexist and offensive to the rest of the team who are boys. So progressive and wholesome. 😂

  • @joiamusic6076
    @joiamusic6076 4 роки тому +7

    Hey people in the comments!
    “Way to breathe guys, way to breathe!”

  • @battousai102498
    @battousai102498 7 років тому +9

    when stephen said that kid's litterally picking dandelions was that a wimpy kid referece?Only me?OK

  • @nicwow8424
    @nicwow8424 7 років тому

    “Look at My Son He Clearly Has Nothing Going For Him” 😂😅😂

  • @willowthegoobergal
    @willowthegoobergal 4 роки тому

    Congratulations you exist! Here's a trophy!

  • @nathanthehorder3083
    @nathanthehorder3083 5 років тому +8

    2:27
    “And Lindsay gets a trophy for being a girl”
    *YEYAH*

  • @xodyssy
    @xodyssy 7 років тому +14

    #purple like if you've seen the ad👍

  • @dhyana2686
    @dhyana2686 7 років тому +23

    Lindsey is beautiful

  • @hudsonmerrick1257
    @hudsonmerrick1257 5 років тому

    Love this channel. I never realized how popular it was until I heard multiple people talking about it. Also I didn’t even realize that they had been the ones who made the Scott Sterling videos that I’ve been watching over and over for a year now

  • @vitmir9099
    @vitmir9099 2 роки тому +2

    This is a really good and smart scketch 🥳

  • @noahfuller4869
    @noahfuller4869 7 років тому +7

    Lebrons 6 foot 8 😂😂🏀🏀

  • @shanat7
    @shanat7 7 років тому +3

    The piccolo was held incorrectly. :O

  • @brightproduction6494
    @brightproduction6494 6 років тому +19

    Linzy gets a reward for being a girl (I hate privilege because of things you can’t control )

    • @historynerdgamer
      @historynerdgamer 4 роки тому

      I think they were making fun of feminism

    • @tripleg2513
      @tripleg2513 4 роки тому +1

      Women use to actually be fighting for rights like the right to vote. Now it's become about power, they victimize themselves in order to get more and more power. (P.S. I'm not talking about all women. Its more the people at the feminist Rally's that I'm talking about)

  • @sry4wut1commentedAsAchild
    @sry4wut1commentedAsAchild 6 років тому

    "Let's go sign you up for golf." HAPPY GILMORE. :D I WANT THAT SKETCH TO BE A REALITY. PLEASE, STUDIO C!

  • @nash6568
    @nash6568 5 місяців тому

    I like how good the dad was 😊

  • @bradensworld9042
    @bradensworld9042 7 років тому +49

    I subscribed a long time ago, and I'm still not Lebron James. You guys cheated me out and that hurts my self of steam! Do you REALIZE how hard it was to push that subscribe button? (Just kidding, easiest, and best decision I've ever made.)

  • @Flubbs0811
    @Flubbs0811 7 років тому +152

    1:25 That's actually an example of communism.

    • @mr.gentlezombie8709
      @mr.gentlezombie8709 7 років тому +17

      And communist societies have consistently failed.

    • @opus4729
      @opus4729 7 років тому +1

      Evan Shi Soviet Russia

    • @chloecanchola8929
      @chloecanchola8929 7 років тому +1

      Evan Shi ikr

    • @bobon123
      @bobon123 7 років тому +17

      No, really not. I am a strong opposer of any centralized economy in general and communism in particular. However, this is not communism.
      Communism is related to the joint ownership of the means of production and the centralized direction of economy. In a communist regime you can not chose to open a factory with your savings, removing the facto the capitalist class. However, you are not paid irrespectively of your job. Kind of the opposite of that! Not only Labour is the only value, but it is the foundation of value itself: the value of an object is equal to the hours of work imputed to its production.
      To "work hard", even in a useless effort, was central in most Communist countries. While western economies idolize smart entrepreneurs (Bill Gates, Elon Musk,...) in Soviet Russia the idol was the hard worker peon (Stakanov). If you work twice as much, you earn twice as much. What you can not do is to save the excess to buy your own factory and earn out of other people working.
      I even understand why it seems attractive, if you have no idea how the world works. Of course Marx never worked one day in his life.

    • @brandonnguyen5075
      @brandonnguyen5075 7 років тому +19

      It's technically not commusim but it's how most communist societies worked

  • @deltathecomic4765
    @deltathecomic4765 7 років тому +4

    Blood is just red loser water leaving the body XD I'm going to use that at some point in my life.

  • @adrianne7882
    @adrianne7882 2 місяці тому

    “Let’s go sign you up for golf” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @barbarainreallife5592
    @barbarainreallife5592 7 років тому

    Jason's hair and shorts: YOU. ARE. KILLING. ME!