IS THIS DETECTIVE IN LOVE WITH HIS CHILD PARTNER???

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  • @HeyItsKatieRose
    @HeyItsKatieRose 5 років тому +7544

    * child comes on the screen *
    “Ewwwww”

  • @yzzy8397
    @yzzy8397 6 років тому +24299

    the law brought them together but ultimately kept them apart

  • @abemrofchak
    @abemrofchak 5 років тому +4641

    This movie ABSOLUTELY should've been that girl getting murdered by the drone in the beginning and Lou Diamond Phillips avenging her.

    • @johndawhale3197
      @johndawhale3197 4 роки тому +67

      That would have actually been have watchable...

    • @StuartLynx
      @StuartLynx 4 роки тому +33

      Wait that's Lou Diamond Phillips???
      Ritchie Fucking Valens??? Holy shit

  • @BoxzerzZ
    @BoxzerzZ 6 років тому +2271

    "Pull yourself together man you can't fall in love with your partner"...literally fell on the floor laughing when I heard this

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 2 роки тому +23

      I was sent after, "THAT'S the problem?!"

  • @Alexander-lh4rq
    @Alexander-lh4rq 5 років тому +7452

    that ending had a millie b brown and drake type energy

    • @syedhassany9683
      @syedhassany9683 5 років тому +85

      I would like but you had 69 likes and I couldn't do that

    • @MrPapaMojo
      @MrPapaMojo 5 років тому +36

      @@syedhassany9683 And now it has 96 oh boi

    • @charlesray3534
      @charlesray3534 4 роки тому +9

      @@MrPapaMojo now its 777

    • @angryanon6999
      @angryanon6999 4 роки тому +5

      I like your pfp.

    • @katie5998
      @katie5998 4 роки тому +2

      Now it’s 2.5 k

  • @kikilles_
    @kikilles_ 5 років тому +3119

    lasers are light right? and that detective was jumping in slow mo, and got there before the lasers hit her. So.... the detective is faster than light

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 років тому +189

      Yep.
      "The word "laser" is an acronym for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation". "

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 роки тому +185

      He’s an alternate universe version of The Flash, known as The Flasher.

    • @VeraDragon
      @VeraDragon 4 роки тому +59

      Not to mention that a laser beam that short, but also strong enough to burn a hole in a phone case, is likely to be extremely bright to the point of blinding

    • @markeral2155
      @markeral2155 4 роки тому +14

      @@Wertsir wow what a cool and innocent name! No innuendo here

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 4 роки тому +1

      I never knew that.

  • @HaileyHeifer
    @HaileyHeifer 6 років тому +7277

    I literally thought the whole cop loves child thing was just a joke but that ending says otherwise

    • @galacticlavalamp6338
      @galacticlavalamp6338 4 роки тому +123

      What the

    • @marrowrival4582
      @marrowrival4582 4 роки тому +329

      Y e a h I'm pretty uncomfortable ngl

    • @heynae2016
      @heynae2016 4 роки тому +207

      Euuuugh that ending was kinda suspect

    • @raspymorten
      @raspymorten 4 роки тому +280

      I read this before finishing the video and thought you were exaggerating.
      I made the most unholy fucking screech of pure disgust when I got to the ending...

    • @D1sc0rd-
      @D1sc0rd- 4 роки тому +314

      I’m thinking they tried to do a father/daughter development like TLoU, but they conveyed it badly. Then again I’ve only watched 5 minutes so far.... I’ll be back.
      Edit: Kill me and burn my remains

  • @zaynaprasad4934
    @zaynaprasad4934 6 років тому +2386

    the simple fact that they used a chalk font in the title is enough for me to say no

    • @crosamond
      @crosamond 6 років тому +9

      zayna prasad lmfaooo

  • @rubyred3580
    @rubyred3580 4 роки тому +5432

    Jokes aside, it's actually SO unethical of him to allow a little child to participate in potentially dangerous police work

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 роки тому +388

      What’s a bit of child labor and endangerment among friends?

    • @paperburrito1150
      @paperburrito1150 4 роки тому +195

      he's a cop what do you expect ?

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 4 роки тому +256

      @João Vitor ah yes, the well known ethnicity: cop

    • @zoesabrina1701
      @zoesabrina1701 4 роки тому +28

      SHA SHA SHA UwU UwU UwU this brought me great joy

    • @elphbwckd212
      @elphbwckd212 4 роки тому +10

      Good thing this is a movie and not reality...

  • @142doddy
    @142doddy 6 років тому +1006

    "I've been shot my arms don't work, you'll have to sit on my lap, I'd do the pedals, you steer."

    • @STOKERMATHALLAN
      @STOKERMATHALLAN 4 роки тому +28

      Technically he'll do her while using the pedals

    • @spiltmilk0204
      @spiltmilk0204 4 роки тому +82

      Luke Corvo Sanguinar I hate it here

    • @beatboxonmyfartbox
      @beatboxonmyfartbox 4 роки тому +5

      @@STOKERMATHALLAN really? I had no clue. Thank for clarifying. I had no clue at all even after watching the video. Do appreciate it

    • @142doddy
      @142doddy 4 роки тому +7

      @Gabriella Dure you've allowed me to see the golden moment. For this I thank you

    • @sadowheart7620
      @sadowheart7620 4 роки тому +1

      I was so worried thatvwould happen

  • @MrHatoi
    @MrHatoi 4 роки тому +935

    "Forbidden love is hot in Hollywood, especially when it's illegal love"
    Words of true wisdom

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 4 роки тому +2

      This gave me Romeo + Juliet flashbacks, I don't know why

    • @MotherLover1984
      @MotherLover1984 3 роки тому +9

      @@daniboy4153 maybe because Juliet was a 13 year old girl

    • @panonymousbloom5405
      @panonymousbloom5405 3 роки тому

      @@MotherLover1984 wasn't Romeo also thought? Or like, at least a minor also? I swear I remember something like that.

  • @dannysagar887
    @dannysagar887 5 років тому +2708

    I feel sorry for the cop actor , I just feel he's watched this and cried ahah

    • @funnycreep
      @funnycreep 5 років тому +49

      Daniel Sagar 030103 he should be ashamed

    • @littlepoodle316
      @littlepoodle316 4 роки тому +126

      Daniel Sagar 030103 the dude played Richie Valens now THIS?!?

    • @methenthusiast9148
      @methenthusiast9148 4 роки тому +41

      He was good in Longmire

    • @sewerbrawl
      @sewerbrawl 4 роки тому +91

      he's on prodigal son and that show is so fucking good

    • @GrainneMhaol
      @GrainneMhaol 4 роки тому +114

      'Cop actor'? That's Lou Diamond Philips and yes, I too feel sorry.

  • @Drewwhip7
    @Drewwhip7 6 років тому +5272

    This is like the terrible version of Logan

  • @kennethbryant5819
    @kennethbryant5819 4 роки тому +1314

    she's the creepy girl from Ouija: origins. She's actually a really good actress and has a bright future. This aint it tho.

    • @indieree7987
      @indieree7987 4 роки тому +140

      Yeah she was also in the Haunting of Hill house and Annabelle lol- but yeah she’s a good actress

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 4 роки тому +99

      that's why she looked so familiar. tbh this movie scared me a lot more than Annabelle

    • @carter2334
      @carter2334 4 роки тому +33

      She was also in Becky. She's a really good actress

    •  4 роки тому +1

      She always ends up in the hottest stinkiest shit

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 роки тому +23

      I feel bad she got casted for this, from what I've seen of her she's a very good actress

  • @caityreads8070
    @caityreads8070 5 років тому +4637

    why do the characters in this live action American movie speak and behave like anime characters

    • @walterk9916
      @walterk9916 4 роки тому +202

      CaityReads this explains so much

    • @galacticlavalamp6338
      @galacticlavalamp6338 4 роки тому +220

      Oh now I get it it’s a live action anime

    • @kittyxkitsune-wolfgirlie4705
      @kittyxkitsune-wolfgirlie4705 4 роки тому +190

      I'm sure the original Cop and a Half serialised manga is better
      or at least gives more time to characterisation and development. lol

    • @sadisticservant
      @sadisticservant 4 роки тому +26

      You've watched too much anime.
      weeb.

    • @diddykong7894
      @diddykong7894 4 роки тому +22

      Nah, watch an anime with good dialogue.

  • @seigeengine
    @seigeengine 5 років тому +1273

    You know, I wanted to think they were exaggerating, but this film really has a creepy vibe.

  • @djrobotnik299
    @djrobotnik299 4 роки тому +5148

    I hate to say this, but if this was a Japanese anime, there would totally be romantic tension between the girl and the cop. It wouldn't even be subtle.

    • @pastelsuccubus8776
      @pastelsuccubus8776 4 роки тому +596

      theres already weird tension

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 4 роки тому +310

      Pastel Succubus it’d be 10x weirder

    • @kerootspig7016
      @kerootspig7016 4 роки тому +31

      Coz they're weird

    • @oliviaaurellias
      @oliviaaurellias 4 роки тому +25

      Isn't that basically P to JK?

    • @bmsg1
      @bmsg1 4 роки тому +63

      @@oliviaaurellias what the f* is p and jk ?

  • @blobfish_art5366
    @blobfish_art5366 4 роки тому +1219

    I think it was meant to be a daughter/dad relationship but oh boy did it not read that way

    • @cellmax55
      @cellmax55 4 роки тому +52

      no more daughter/daddy relationship

    • @vit968
      @vit968 4 роки тому +60

      *Only the movie Logan managed to do a daughter/dad relationship decently.*

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 4 роки тому +29

      @@vit968 the perfect dad/daughter relationship. Tony and Peter are the perfect dad/son relationship

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 4 роки тому +39

      Logan and The Last Of Us
      Are the only acceptable father-daughter like relationship stories

    • @lewis8554
      @lewis8554 3 роки тому +4

      Geralt and Ciri should be added to the list

  • @thelionkitten
    @thelionkitten 6 років тому +1340

    The sequel is Cop and a Half: Lolita

  • @samanthaprescott8066
    @samanthaprescott8066 5 років тому +3646

    Liked this video immediately after Eric said “I’m jealous that girls can sell their underwear!”

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 років тому +71

      I mean, imagine a world where there were a sufficient number of women buying men's dirty underwear that it was a commonly known thing that happens.

    • @TheBuddy303
      @TheBuddy303 5 років тому +47

      Dude I’ve talked about this to my female friends and co workers, they would be talking about how men offer them a lot of money to hangout, or for a pic of their feet or some weird shit like that and I’m like “damn, sometimes I wish I was a girl for that exact reason” “ literally getting paid for simple shit”

    • @natsuki4021
      @natsuki4021 5 років тому +74

      @CastielUchiha Well, you may not get an offer irl, but on the internet there's actually a market for pictures of mens feet, if your interested lol

    • @TheBuddy303
      @TheBuddy303 5 років тому +3

      Natsuki Breh

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 4 роки тому +42

      Someone tell me where this marketplace is cause I’m broke as fuck

  • @SlimTheydy
    @SlimTheydy 2 роки тому +104

    The thin blue line phone case is absolutely INSANE
    Who decided we needed a movie about a "back the blue no matter who" child trying to honeypot a cop?

    • @peopleperson
      @peopleperson 2 роки тому +4

      you know thats just the flag for the police right

    • @artbysarf
      @artbysarf Рік тому +23

      @@peopleperson have u looked at the news lately at all

  • @oliviar6356
    @oliviar6356 6 років тому +1435

    the way they want the little girl to die in the beginning to die is so funny

    • @sirvalhart7464
      @sirvalhart7464 4 роки тому +45

      i love that this comment had such a big typo but it has so many likes anyway because people (and me) saw it and went "yeah"

    • @diollinebranderson6553
      @diollinebranderson6553 4 роки тому

      How dafuq does this not have over atleast 10 comments with 1k likes?

  • @kris2030
    @kris2030 6 років тому +6605

    The 8 year old having a Blue Lives Matter phone case is an interesting prop choice

    • @kingcoheed1208
      @kingcoheed1208 6 років тому +689

      Kris Lessinger well she is Cop obsessed
      The Cop, Child Love affair was the real shock writing choice

    • @kris2030
      @kris2030 6 років тому +215

      I'm just a big fan of socially and politically aware adolescents

    • @sleepy-peepy
      @sleepy-peepy 6 років тому +336

      Just in case you couldn’t tell she admires police officers

    • @disasterdoctor819
      @disasterdoctor819 6 років тому +220

      The flag was originally just to show support for officers but a lot of right wing people turned it into the "blue lives matter" movement

    • @michaelwalker552
      @michaelwalker552 5 років тому +19

      @@disasterdoctor819 they did that to show the hypocrisy in the liberal supporters

  • @greym1899
    @greym1899 5 років тому +467

    Fun fact: this was filmed at my school. It was really weird to see them film.

    • @Francis-White
      @Francis-White 4 роки тому +2

      How so?

    • @alph1704
      @alph1704 4 роки тому

      Tell more about it, plz

    • @greym1899
      @greym1899 4 роки тому +12

      everyone asking about it. this comment was made a year ago and they filmed when I was 11 or 12. I dont remember now, just know it was weird.

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 4 роки тому

      Jocelyn Sousa the on,y time a movie was made around where I live was made years or so before I was born. It was a RDJ movie, not sure which one though.

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 4 роки тому +5

      Amia Georges it was filmed before I was born! But still, I heard that RDJ was a great person! But his cast member, Tommy Lee Jones, was said to be the worst person ever! I’m calm about it because I wasn’t there to see it filmed.

  • @ATMurdoch97
    @ATMurdoch97 5 років тому +1336

    I am so baffled that the majority of the movies the pair of you watch are even movies. Who is funding these? Who are they for?

  • @vickychen1613
    @vickychen1613 6 років тому +3158

    You guys casually ignored the scene when he offered that little girl his hot dog

    • @SomeRandomDude000000
      @SomeRandomDude000000 6 років тому +182

      they probably have it in the full version

    • @ejfunny
      @ejfunny 6 років тому +93

      Wayne Ekeh does anyone actually watch the full version of these?

    • @SomeRandomDude000000
      @SomeRandomDude000000 6 років тому +36

      @@ejfunny I wanna say yes but I am not certain

    • @DaveZilla02
      @DaveZilla02 5 років тому +33

      @@ejfunny a bunch of people do

    • @BGOutOfService
      @BGOutOfService 5 років тому +49

      An actual hot dog or HIS hot dog

  • @j-a4161
    @j-a4161 5 років тому +675

    EUW!! Why was the mom cooking/eating with her scrubs still on from work?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??! NASTY

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 років тому +210

      because how else are they supposed to communicate her profession? Saying it just isn't enough!

  • @pokedrew2157
    @pokedrew2157 6 років тому +3463

    It's only statutory if you get caught.

    • @wittypseudx6839
      @wittypseudx6839 6 років тому +117

      Pokedrew *_its only statutory if you get caught_*

    • @christianpathfinder6864
      @christianpathfinder6864 6 років тому +6

      Soviet who Cuts 🖒

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 6 років тому +49

      Crystalgames1211 he's right you know. In America cops get away with an unimaginable amount of crimes thanks to their powerful union. Look it up there have been cops over there that have murdered and raped, been caught and charged and by the end of it they didn't spend a single day in jail.

    • @christianpathfinder6864
      @christianpathfinder6864 6 років тому +1

      unstoppableExodia I wasn't disagreeing

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 6 років тому +1

      Crystalgames1211 i didn't think you were. You responded with a question mark which to me suggested you were uncertain or unsure
      Oh wait he only said arrested. Maybe I jumped the gun because cops over there do occasionally get arrested or detained but it seems to be in a slap on the wrist kinda way.

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 6 років тому +1220

    If it wasn't for the drone and smartphone this movie could have easily been made in the 1990s. The effects are definitely from that time.

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 4 роки тому +19

      That's what I thought too. Plus Lou Phillips Diamond looking quite aged for a 90's period had me all confused.😅

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 роки тому +6

      Noooo theres already a cop and a half from then so much better lol XD has Burt Fucking Reynolds XD

  • @eIioperlman
    @eIioperlman 5 років тому +289

    *little girl shows up and starts speaking*
    “Ew........” 0:37

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 4 роки тому +11

      Me when anyone shows off their babies

  • @IDoABitOfTrollin
    @IDoABitOfTrollin 5 років тому +662

    "My asshole just aged 6 months"
    Accurate

    • @aleph7056
      @aleph7056 5 років тому

      I mean... Depends on the situation really.

  • @sovashchetty4838
    @sovashchetty4838 6 років тому +3592

    Wait. Who did the cop choose in the Drone/ Child love triangle?

  • @logan.theriot5331
    @logan.theriot5331 4 роки тому +241

    This is literally just 13 minutes of two dudes saying that they want a like 10 year old girl to die a gruesome death

  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 6 років тому +2607

    Man the two and a half men sequel is real dark

    • @PrettyMuchIt
      @PrettyMuchIt  6 років тому +142

      Cop and a Half Men

    • @ZAP0161
      @ZAP0161 6 років тому +47

      Life and a half sentencing for sexual misconduct with a minor

    • @tannermoore9871
      @tannermoore9871 6 років тому +6

      It actually the prequel

    • @rabidporcupine0
      @rabidporcupine0 6 років тому +2

      Cop and Half a Man

    • @brad3950
      @brad3950 5 років тому

      Wasnt two and a half men about a depressed nihilistic alcoholic, a fat kid that cant do well in school, and a skinny twat who can't keep a woman or afford his own home?
      That seems more dark haha

  • @tyleroravec4127
    @tyleroravec4127 6 років тому +1377

    This feels like it should be an early 2000’s tv movie holy shit

  • @Nawtthebees
    @Nawtthebees 4 роки тому +1216

    That drone really said “ACAB” and I respect that

    • @avvarhil
      @avvarhil 4 роки тому +74

      Based drone

    • @withmyhonesty.
      @withmyhonesty. 4 роки тому +134

      DEADASS “dont lemme see that flag around here”

    • @antonn.mp4
      @antonn.mp4 4 роки тому +17

      Based

    • @user84074
      @user84074 4 роки тому +44

      And this video is 13:12 long 😏

    • @Atom_X.
      @Atom_X. 4 роки тому +42

      Some are some arent. Calling all cops bad Is a massive generalisation, not to mention without them we would be at the mercy of criminals.

  • @alexandramartinez9957
    @alexandramartinez9957 6 років тому +2953

    REACT TO SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL

    • @commentsareuss
      @commentsareuss 6 років тому +17

      YES PLEASE

    • @wuvish
      @wuvish 6 років тому +40

      They already have

    • @egonlol
      @egonlol 6 років тому +2

      Sophie Louise where

    • @dwuddle
      @dwuddle 6 років тому

      Yessss

    • @jill8102
      @jill8102 6 років тому +25

      “It’s a wolf thing”

  • @davidcameron5308
    @davidcameron5308 6 років тому +2609

    What if it turned out the little girl was the predator in that relationship?

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 6 років тому +230

      David Cameron that’s what it felt like tbh

    • @wittypseudx6839
      @wittypseudx6839 6 років тому +297

      tbh she probably is, stalking him n shit

    • @dillonfisher7615
      @dillonfisher7615 6 років тому +81

      Sounds kinda like "Hard Candy" lol

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 6 років тому +243

      Sweet Jesus, that would be just as horrifying. She could manipulate him by saying "if you don't do as I say I'll tell mommy and daddy that you touched me in your car"

    • @vegetassaiyanqueen25
      @vegetassaiyanqueen25 6 років тому +19

      Theres an ankme like that with a toucher and an elementary school student

  • @JakeGoesOnline
    @JakeGoesOnline 4 роки тому +251

    The main guy is a tony award winner and the little girl is in a ton of horror movies
    Wtf

    • @littlepoodle316
      @littlepoodle316 4 роки тому +83

      JakeGoesOnline I see she kept her horror movie streak by being in this movie

    • @lazygenie5616
      @lazygenie5616 3 роки тому

      I know he has no right being in this, not too mention he seems to be giving a pretty good performance, girl too.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 3 роки тому

      No way

  • @whiteydiamond
    @whiteydiamond 6 років тому +281

    "We go undercover, as drones." and then I shut it off.

  • @SamsChanneI
    @SamsChanneI 6 років тому +1950

    The involuntary gag noise one of you made when the dog appears had me proper laughing out loud. Good job, guys.

  • @kennethbryant5819
    @kennethbryant5819 4 роки тому +247

    Creepy undertones aside, these two seemed to have surprisingly good chemistry (non-romantic!). Tweak the writing away from the Twilight shit and they might have had something.

    • @CameronKujo
      @CameronKujo 4 роки тому +33

      I see it more of Father-daughter

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 3 роки тому +16

      just replace the ending scene with him saying he respects her as a daughter and decides to trust her and then leaves off with a woman his age and gives her a watch or something to remember him by. THAT would be the appropriate ending

  • @thechris312
    @thechris312 6 років тому +424

    "where is john landis when you need him" wow that is one dark joke. For those of you that don't know, during a twilight zone episode he directed two kids and the male lead died via decapitation in a horribly failed stunt.

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 6 років тому +2

      thechris312 not just the lead, Vic Morrow

    • @GenevianFilms
      @GenevianFilms 4 роки тому +8

      Along with two little girls who were extras

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 роки тому +34

      What the fuck...

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 4 роки тому +9

      Isn’t there footage from that on youtube still? It’s not up close but you can see the chopper go down

    • @areallydumbuser
      @areallydumbuser 4 роки тому +5

      thechris312 it wasn’t an episode lol it was a segment of a movie

  • @MitchellM929
    @MitchellM929 5 років тому +467

    That opening 'Ew' is the hardest I've laughed in a long, long time.

  • @cerpujfilms7338
    @cerpujfilms7338 5 років тому +260

    Why is her dog called Lucy but the bowl says ‘boss’

    • @Karla_767
      @Karla_767 4 роки тому +94

      bc she’s a boss bitch lmao

    • @bloobloo9985
      @bloobloo9985 4 роки тому +10

      @@Karla_767 doja cat vibes-

    • @Heyyyyitsanya
      @Heyyyyitsanya 4 роки тому +10

      Also a tiny dog like that shouldn’t have that much food in her bowl or even a bowl that big. -A yorkie owner

    • @zacharywood9416
      @zacharywood9416 3 роки тому +2

      @@Heyyyyitsanya o… kay?

    • @Heyyyyitsanya
      @Heyyyyitsanya 3 роки тому

      @@zacharywood9416 we’re talking about film inconsistencies dude lol that’s a film inconsistency

  • @Jyptic
    @Jyptic 6 років тому +7851

    HER PHONE CASE IS THE BLUE LIVES MATTER FLAG LMAOOOOO

  • @doml8540
    @doml8540 6 років тому +1418

    Did they not notice the kid had a blue lives matter phone case

    • @pmunkyandpals11
      @pmunkyandpals11 6 років тому +150

      Right? Wtf was that

    • @PrettyMuchIt
      @PrettyMuchIt  6 років тому +702

      How the fuck did we miss that...

    • @doml8540
      @doml8540 6 років тому +34

      Pretty Much It i assumed you guys caught it durring the full vid but guess not lol

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 6 років тому +11

      Well they do...

    • @admech590
      @admech590 6 років тому +5

      SKELETON GOD fuck yeah they do...

  • @STOKERMATHALLAN
    @STOKERMATHALLAN 4 роки тому +60

    9:30 he wants to meet her parents lmao, what a nice son in law

  • @likeastarbaby
    @likeastarbaby 6 років тому +632

    did i dream the ending or did that happen

    • @PrettyMuchIt
      @PrettyMuchIt  6 років тому +152

      both

    • @MattisNearMello
      @MattisNearMello 6 років тому +17

      Pretty Much It I would buy both of your guys panties, I’m a girl :D

    • @Anipixelz
      @Anipixelz 5 років тому +1

      @@MattisNearMello niiiiiceeee

    • @frankflorez5168
      @frankflorez5168 5 років тому

      @@PrettyMuchIt wait what you actually showed a ending... Still watching lol

  • @brandonktemple
    @brandonktemple 6 років тому +1181

    "And I bet it would be a guyy." Exposing me like that!🙃🙃

  • @ibookman3338
    @ibookman3338 4 роки тому +185

    Is no one going to talk about how this man has a flip phone but there are drones. Sir update your phone

    • @user84074
      @user84074 4 роки тому +11

      That's the point, he's supposed to be poor. He has an old car, raggedy clothes, and an old phone. Then at the end, he has a new car, new phone, and a suit

    • @sebanimega4189
      @sebanimega4189 4 роки тому +18

      @@user84074 *and a woman*

  • @nfacebabii1721
    @nfacebabii1721 6 років тому +243

    I like how they just gave up on reviewing the movie and started talking about selling underwear lmao

  • @spacepenguins8939
    @spacepenguins8939 6 років тому +311

    Well that sugar daddy thing was a massive tangent that just kept spiralling out of control until it ended up at selling underwear..... love this channel

  • @clarabeee
    @clarabeee 4 роки тому +532

    Okay this is like 2 years late but her blue lives matter phone case is SENDING ME

    • @padawanlizzy4517
      @padawanlizzy4517 4 роки тому +45

      To be fair, it wasn't a movement back then.

    • @rootintootinnewton
      @rootintootinnewton 4 роки тому +66

      @@padawanlizzy4517 yea, it wasn't a movement, it was just a flag representing US law enforcement. Honestly it fits for her phone as she wants to be a law enforcement officer.

    • @sola_a
      @sola_a 4 роки тому +34

      The flag isn't called blue lives matter flag, it existed long before the shit show that has given it a bad name

    • @thebeastwithin6978
      @thebeastwithin6978 4 роки тому +14

      Where is it sending you? Shall I send out a rescue party?

    • @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813
      @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813 4 роки тому +21

      It's not a blue lives matter flag you burnt piece of toast

  • @SidneyDeLira
    @SidneyDeLira 6 років тому +380

    WHY DOES THE GIRL LOOK LIKE THE HEMMEROIDS VINE LADY

    • @ivanspoljaric9267
      @ivanspoljaric9267 6 років тому +11

      sidknee Mielmonster?

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps 6 років тому +46

      Cop: You can't sit with us
      Girl: AcTuAlLy MeGhAn..

  • @platinumpeyton
    @platinumpeyton 6 років тому +374

    The name “Cop and a Half” I assumed it would be about a cop and a disabled cop solving crime

    • @ItsMuffinTimePls
      @ItsMuffinTimePls 6 років тому +3

      Soviet who Cuts *oh my goD*

    • @zayoverheaven2255
      @zayoverheaven2255 6 років тому +19

      WHEELS AND THE LEGMAN

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps 6 років тому +5

      That would low key be a very offensive title if that were the case lol

    • @princetomorrow342
      @princetomorrow342 6 років тому

      Wyatt Peyton my like was 69 im proud

    • @idkjordash
      @idkjordash 4 роки тому +1

      I mean it’s pretty much the same

  • @corriblehunt4554
    @corriblehunt4554 4 роки тому +115

    I loved the original when I was a kid. The only bit I remember is the kids joke "what comes after L?", "Bow!" then he elbows people in the balls

    • @treasuresophus5810
      @treasuresophus5810 4 роки тому +3

      Absolutely love your username! Hope you are well and will totally have to check out the original at some point. Hope you have a lovely weekend!

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 3 роки тому +1

      I always remember the "Stop! I hate to run!" joke.

  • @conorduffy6806
    @conorduffy6806 6 років тому +336

    That ending was insane

  • @claystripe6514
    @claystripe6514 6 років тому +309

    The last ten minutes of the movie made the whole thing worth it.

    • @1emerican
      @1emerican 6 років тому +6

      Wait I might need to call the lolice

  • @PrincessTama2003
    @PrincessTama2003 4 роки тому +189

    Lou Diamond Phillips is a good actor. He deserves better than this.

    • @scriblrscrib
      @scriblrscrib 4 роки тому +11

      Bruh I just noticed he was the cop and then I remembered La Bamba and ur right he does deserve better than this 😭

    • @Angel-vb7bb
      @Angel-vb7bb 4 роки тому +2

      This is sad to watch he rlly does deserve better

  • @vanessaajohn
    @vanessaajohn 6 років тому +363

    The little girl is Lulu Wilson and she’s actually a great actress. She’s been solid in everything I’ve seen her in so this was surprising lol

    • @nevermindgaming6848
      @nevermindgaming6848 5 років тому

      Oh no

    • @IzFab
      @IzFab 4 роки тому +23

      @@nevermindgaming6848 check out haunting of hill house on netflix! she and the other child actors are surprisingly great and it's an awesome show!

    • @lillyflower3415
      @lillyflower3415 4 роки тому +2

      @@IzFab I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HER

    • @liquidsleepgames3661
      @liquidsleepgames3661 4 роки тому +4

      Bad director can make or break a movie

    • @Jack-jx2ug
      @Jack-jx2ug 4 роки тому +5

      Lou Diamond Phillips is also pretty great so I don’t know what the hell happened here

  • @eleanorsmith1477
    @eleanorsmith1477 6 років тому +633

    This is honestly my favourite UA-cam channel you guys are hilarious

    • @PrettyMuchIt
      @PrettyMuchIt  6 років тому +34

      Thanks so much, Eleanor!

    • @raviothethief8292
      @raviothethief8292 5 років тому

      Eleanor Smith his profile picture sums up my entire opinion on this movie

  • @elliotgov
    @elliotgov 4 роки тому +1654

    did no one notice the blue lives matter phone case,,, DID NO ONE NOTICE TH-

    • @aislynncarpenter701
      @aislynncarpenter701 4 роки тому +173

      It's a police flag. I don't think "blue lives matter" was really a thing when this was made.

    • @sweatynapkins
      @sweatynapkins 4 роки тому +362

      Bhumi Rushing awww is swomeone mwad because you’re not gwetting mwore attention..... 🥺🥺

    • @elliotgov
      @elliotgov 4 роки тому +288

      @Bhumi Rushing riiight simply asking for equality is racism... wait no what??

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 4 роки тому +194

      Bhumi Rushing now who’s the snowflake getting triggered

    • @goldencalf13
      @goldencalf13 4 роки тому +27

      @@elliotgov asking for equality is one thing but declaring the whole thing as a Marxist political movement is another

  • @Chloe_Kitty
    @Chloe_Kitty 6 років тому +486

    ISN'T THAT THE CHILD FROM OUIJA 2 AND ANNABELLE: CREATION???????

    • @PrettyMuchIt
      @PrettyMuchIt  6 років тому +185

      IT IS

    • @webheadgabe1177
      @webheadgabe1177 6 років тому +67

      How'd she end up in this shit heap ?

    • @Chloe_Kitty
      @Chloe_Kitty 6 років тому +73

      WebHeadGabe117 we all gotta start somewhere

    • @bxfguif
      @bxfguif 6 років тому +25

      Ouija 2 and Annabelle Creation are actually excellent movies.

    • @Leah-kl6ii
      @Leah-kl6ii 6 років тому +1

      Chloe.Kitty that's what I thoughttttt

  • @a.l.michael6240
    @a.l.michael6240 6 років тому +151

    "It's not even CG, it's clipart." Haha 💀😂Could you guys marry me? Yes, both of you. We can say we met in France or something.

  • @name-vl7mg
    @name-vl7mg 4 роки тому +47

    This movie HITS DIFFERENT in summer 2020. She literally had one of those police system american flags on her phone case.

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy 4 роки тому +2

      And? So what? Cops are not all bad.

    • @name-vl7mg
      @name-vl7mg 4 роки тому +20

      @@themimsy even if they weren't. all cops are working for a corrupt system that disproportionately targets people of color. That flag is seen as a racist symbol.

    • @getouthope
      @getouthope 2 роки тому

      @@name-vl7mg it’s a thin blue lime flag and it’s way old than the blue lives matter movement. it makes perfect sense that a girl who idolizes police officers would have that as a phone case. it’s not as deep as you think

  • @Searching4Solace
    @Searching4Solace 6 років тому +112

    That ending made me real uncomfortable

  • @CrunchyJayman
    @CrunchyJayman 6 років тому +508

    wow i didn't even realize he was asian until the end when he shaved his beard

    • @DigitalInsurgent
      @DigitalInsurgent 6 років тому +134

      CrunchyJayman Wow, I didn't even realize he was Asian until reading your comment. I always figured he was latino because of Stand and Deliver

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 6 років тому +33

      MovieBuffBrad yeah he does look latino in Stand and Deliver, he's actually Philippian.

    • @itsbohannon4628
      @itsbohannon4628 6 років тому +4

      He’s native American

    • @CrunchyJayman
      @CrunchyJayman 6 років тому +3

      it’s Profugus no he was born in the Philippines

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 6 років тому +1

      it’s Profugus how is that possible.

  • @bekahb270
    @bekahb270 3 роки тому +327

    They did NOT give that 8 year old child a Blue Lives Matter phone case 💀

    • @norakropp_
      @norakropp_ 2 роки тому +5

      it’s not a blue lives matter flag, it’s so pay tributes to veterans who have been lost.

    • @Packarddd
      @Packarddd 2 роки тому

      @@norakropp_ no, it’s definitely just a Blue Lives Matter flag

    • @razalfraz6618
      @razalfraz6618 Рік тому +46

      @@norakropp_ it’s totally a bootlicker phone case dude

    • @norakropp_
      @norakropp_ Рік тому

      @@razalfraz6618 what is that

    • @razalfraz6618
      @razalfraz6618 Рік тому +1

      @@norakropp_ it’s a thin blue line phone case go look up bootlicker and you’ll understand fuckers who rock that have no personality other then muh cop protect and serve

  • @Jakeyisdead
    @Jakeyisdead 6 років тому +526

    I hope the girl grows up to be a really famous actress and has that end scene dug up on a talk show so she can talk about the #MeToo movement.

    • @renren5992
      @renren5992 5 років тому +9

      @Alyssa Bryan that's what you think

    • @themoralagent
      @themoralagent 5 років тому +5

      Alyssa Bryan not true at all. Anyone can prey on anyone (obviously excluding infants and newborns who can barely speak).

    • @methenthusiast9148
      @methenthusiast9148 4 роки тому

      She was in Annabelle: creation

  • @Dan89201
    @Dan89201 6 років тому +145

    If I ever direct a movie I want pretty much it to do the audio commentary for the blu-ray

  • @tux_duh
    @tux_duh 4 роки тому +45

    "I'm jealous that girls can sell their underwear" oh well do the gays have news for you!

    • @WinterSPF15
      @WinterSPF15 4 роки тому +1

      BROOOOOO 😂 You got me actually laughing, not nose-whistling. Thank you 😂

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy 6 років тому +269

    I feel bad for this girl.
    She probably thought this was herbig break.

    • @methenthusiast9148
      @methenthusiast9148 4 роки тому +41

      She was one of the stars in a movie that box officed over $300,000,000 the same year this came out

    • @littlezorkie9311
      @littlezorkie9311 4 роки тому +11

      WorldsWorstBoy Yeah but her acting was atrocious I hope she gets better and gets a great part in a better movie

    • @georgia2417
      @georgia2417 4 роки тому +2

      @Trenton McKenzie WAIT WHAT WHICH CHARACTER IS SHE I ACTUALLY CANT TELL

    • @TaylorSelGomezSwift2
      @TaylorSelGomezSwift2 4 роки тому +3

      ツgeorgia young shirley

    • @shierubea
      @shierubea 4 роки тому +4

      She was in the Haunting of Hill House, Annabelle: Creation and Ouija...2. Forget the name.

  • @Animalfriend777
    @Animalfriend777 5 років тому +190

    "Where's John Landis when you need him?" JESUS

    • @james0603
      @james0603 5 років тому +6

      The only comment I've seen about that joke so far

  • @blueace1000
    @blueace1000 4 роки тому +36

    Chris Hansan is going to need the police officer to take a seat

  • @Luna.311
    @Luna.311 6 років тому +390

    The kissing booth?

    • @AaMazingAalex
      @AaMazingAalex 6 років тому +61

      Hanifah khanom I second this. It’s so amazingly cringy. I need it.

    • @elaisha
      @elaisha 6 років тому +31

      I third this. It’s amazing what happens when Wattpad fiction gets made into a movie.

    • @sleepy-peepy
      @sleepy-peepy 6 років тому +8

      I fifth this. Legally it has to happen now.

    • @oop2168
      @oop2168 6 років тому +3

      I sixth it :))

    • @shaw333
      @shaw333 6 років тому +3

      i seventh it

  • @A-Dubs398
    @A-Dubs398 5 років тому +125

    Most cringe ending ever. Why and how did the writers write that?

    • @e.dolphin5055
      @e.dolphin5055 4 роки тому +9

      They might've been on drugs at the time
      Lmao

    • @Chara_Dreemurr001
      @Chara_Dreemurr001 3 роки тому +2

      @@e.dolphin5055 WHO APPROVED IT

    • @Chara_Dreemurr001
      @Chara_Dreemurr001 3 роки тому +3

      @@e.dolphin5055 I mean the writers wrote the script. Which passed to a manager. Which passed to a director. Which passed onto the actors who ALL said "Yeah nothing wrong with this"

  • @coolbees2596
    @coolbees2596 4 роки тому +53

    Damn why did this movie do Lou diamond phillips like that

  • @hakitouchiha
    @hakitouchiha 6 років тому +212

    You guys should watch the old live action Ben 10 movie 😂😂😂

    • @JayJay-kq8ol
      @JayJay-kq8ol 6 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @Plasticityy
      @Plasticityy 6 років тому +3

      YESS

    • @Curiousphy
      @Curiousphy 5 років тому +7

      Kdjekekdsj there was a live action???]]

    • @dfbrethy2368
      @dfbrethy2368 5 років тому +6

      Stephy Curiousphy there were two actually, one for the original series and one for alien force

    • @TheForgottenGodLurks
      @TheForgottenGodLurks 5 років тому +6

      Shhhhh we dont talk about that

  • @thereforeiyam
    @thereforeiyam 6 років тому +71

    Ughhh the awkward touching and long stares. FOR GOD SAKES, WHERE ARE HER PARENTS?!! 😂

  • @MadiiPlays
    @MadiiPlays 4 роки тому +45

    "I'm jealous girls can sell there underwear" - Eric

  • @at1ksubsillpostaminecraftv329
    @at1ksubsillpostaminecraftv329 5 років тому +241

    Kinda reminds me of Joel and Ellie from the Last Of Us but this has alot and I mean ALOT more sexual tension

    • @savannah9271
      @savannah9271 4 роки тому +11

      In The Last of Us they knew how to make that connection not creepy, they were able to actually successfully get the right message across lol...

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 3 роки тому +1

      @@savannah9271 Feels like this was meant to be another movie, then they decided it should be a sequel to Cop and a Half, but the person meant to rewrite the script decided to do heroin instead.

  • @MinddKidzag
    @MinddKidzag 6 років тому +701

    You guys better start a patreon account. Gotta get them used underwear!

  • @JakeTakesTheCakes
    @JakeTakesTheCakes 5 років тому +35

    White Cops: BANZAI
    (hard cut to asian cop looking angry and confused)
    Art.

  • @betul6350
    @betul6350 5 років тому +84

    I WASNT PREPARED FOR THAT ENDING

  • @TehhSkies
    @TehhSkies 5 років тому +51

    “MY ASSHOLE JUST AGED 6 MONTHS”

  • @loadingmikke7451
    @loadingmikke7451 4 роки тому +42

    The dark humor you guys have is just as me and my brothers watching commercials or shows, trying to make up the darkest twisted shit instead of what we're currently watching. Also trying to one up echother.

  • @fergustynan8173
    @fergustynan8173 6 років тому +190

    this is one of the funniest channels on UA-cam😂

    • @PrettyMuchIt
      @PrettyMuchIt  6 років тому +10

      Thank you!!!

    • @fergustynan8173
      @fergustynan8173 6 років тому

      Pretty Much It np bro but you guys always make me laugh you say the funniest shit like im watching the film with some of my boys btw ur 13 reasons why vid was the best

  • @thepenguinftw
    @thepenguinftw 6 років тому +111

    you all should do The Kissing Booth

  • @abigailzimmerman6573
    @abigailzimmerman6573 2 роки тому +7

    2:18 The 12-year-old has a blue lives matter phone case. I can’t with this movie 😂

  • @wwerdo4
    @wwerdo4 6 років тому +135

    4:00 CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HER HAND POSITIONING FOR LIKE... 1 SECOND! OOOOH MY GOD!

    • @addiedoherty9300
      @addiedoherty9300 4 роки тому +22

      😂😂 that and him going “keep up the good work”

    • @rocksnrolls
      @rocksnrolls 4 роки тому +4

      NO. NO! 😂😂😂

    • @NewNicator
      @NewNicator 4 роки тому +11

      Her facial expressions also make it look even weirder.

    • @Young4eva121
      @Young4eva121 Рік тому

      OH NOO 😭😭

  • @Tannerj50
    @Tannerj50 6 років тому +50

    I applaud Lou diamond Phillips for being able to take this movie as seriously as he did

  • @nat5545
    @nat5545 4 роки тому +40

    *”the golden gays”*
    yes.

  • @turneraround8389
    @turneraround8389 6 років тому +38

    "do I look like a homeless guy?"
    "UHHH YA YUH DEW"

  • @proxymoron3091
    @proxymoron3091 6 років тому +261

    let's bring back Greko-roman laws

    • @PrettyMuchIt
      @PrettyMuchIt  6 років тому +71

      AMEN 😤

    • @proxymoron3091
      @proxymoron3091 6 років тому +16

      Pretty Much It thank you fellow grekko-romans I will always buy your used underwear

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 6 років тому

      ProxyMoron I’m not sure I want to know what that is

    • @marcar9marcar972
      @marcar9marcar972 6 років тому

      ProxyMoron honestly I'm not fond of the idea. Women are way too attractive to be into men.

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 6 років тому +6

      IndigoRage so basically Greco-Roman laws were a combination of same sex marriage being outlawed while man boy love was considered sacred? Mmmkay dats fucked.

  • @catcat2138
    @catcat2138 4 роки тому +255

    when i say acab i’m talking about the little girl

    • @roxanah2414
      @roxanah2414 4 роки тому +3

      LMFAO

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 4 роки тому +11

      algwptcab: all little girls who pretend they're cops are bastards

  • @MikeyHardesty
    @MikeyHardesty 6 років тому +149

    *release the drone*

    • @PrettyMuchIt
      @PrettyMuchIt  6 років тому +15

      MOTHER DRONE

    • @jameer7565
      @jameer7565 5 років тому +12

      Charles styles, mystery diners.

    • @AstroNOT-yet
      @AstroNOT-yet 5 років тому +9

      “YOU CHEATED AT THE CHEESYS CHALLENGE”

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 років тому +4

      THREEE CAMERAS IN THE KITCHEN

    • @christopher.tomins2001
      @christopher.tomins2001 5 років тому +4

      I hope Ralph memes seep into every corner of the internet

  • @EPiiCx5587
    @EPiiCx5587 6 років тому +56

    Omg I just realized that part of this is filmed a block away from me. Oh lord so this is what they were making. Edit: Also laughing my ass off at all the American flags cause this is in Canada.

    • @Lunko.
      @Lunko. 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe you could've stopped it from being filmed.

  • @therenegade6577
    @therenegade6577 5 років тому +17

    12:49 ngl this genuinely scared the shit out of me.

  • @navanoscope2519
    @navanoscope2519 5 років тому +36

    i like how it turned from watching a movie to talking about selling underwear