Theo Von and Joey Diaz Talk Partying, Escorts, and Close Calls

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  • @cagriyuksel6448
    @cagriyuksel6448 6 місяців тому +1201

    “Thats how I quit smoking cigarettes, I bought an 8 Ball” is the most Joey phrase ever

  • @RatedSupreme
    @RatedSupreme 3 місяці тому +858

    Grand theft auto 6 should have Von and Joey in the radio station in the game. Just talking about random shit and wild stories 😂

    • @thokucheetah
      @thokucheetah 2 місяці тому +39

      YESSS ROCKSTAR please make this happen!

    • @yankquinn9992
      @yankquinn9992 Місяць тому +27

      I wouldn't get too hyped for gta 6... its gonna be some woke bullshit

    • @TopShagger999
      @TopShagger999 Місяць тому

      Not even woke, just shit.​@@yankquinn9992

    • @pleaseunshadowbanme
      @pleaseunshadowbanme Місяць тому +1

      @@yankquinn9992 im excited to see the big let down, the hype is way too high. No way in hell it delivers.

    • @daniellowery5942
      @daniellowery5942 Місяць тому +7

      This is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.

  • @edwardnigma4087
    @edwardnigma4087 5 місяців тому +241

    “A coke rock fell out my nose and I looked up to the ceiling” is fucking crazy, I’m friggin dying!!!

  • @822737292
    @822737292 6 місяців тому +1680

    Joey Diaz has to be the only man alive to use an 8 ball of coke, in order to quit smoking cigarettes 😂 legend

    • @mikoajchmielinski8552
      @mikoajchmielinski8552 6 місяців тому +30

      Ayyyyyo that reminded me of smth. Im a Joey fanatic so i’ll give you guys a great one - Church of What’s Happening Now podcast episode 285 with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, whole episode is great, it’s one of my favourite, but the part about him smoking cigs at the concert (i think that story begins somewhere round 18:00-20:00 minute mark) is absolutely bonkers😂

    • @drvgdeala
      @drvgdeala 6 місяців тому +38

      id be smoking so many iif i was on coke

    • @FoolintheRainSDMF
      @FoolintheRainSDMF 6 місяців тому

      Same! Quit smokin cigarettes on coke?! No I wanted a fuckin carton of cigarettes to go with my 8balls lol 😂 ​@@drvgdeala

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 6 місяців тому +4

      Bert has a great ep on the early JRE eps. And it's odd to see back when Joe respected him lol.
      Plus they mention that Daniel Tosh was biggest comedian and had 6mil Twitter followers and K Hart was just starting to get a buzz...weird how things changed so much

    • @neoxyte
      @neoxyte 6 місяців тому +15

      I've used meth to get off crack. Haha. Turns out, substitution isn't the way to go.

  • @DNA_-dh2rs
    @DNA_-dh2rs 6 місяців тому +807

    " They don't care, as long as you pay them " 😂 😂 😂

    • @JacobRubioJunior669
      @JacobRubioJunior669 6 місяців тому +3

      Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @johnmcdaid7975
      @johnmcdaid7975 5 місяців тому +4

      Very true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @westcst2k7
      @westcst2k7 5 місяців тому

      Easy day for the hooker

    • @toobsteak
      @toobsteak 5 місяців тому +12

      No one does. Imagine having a contracted job, and you show up, and they hand you all the money agreed upon and say, "hey nevermind, here's the money."

    • @pHilL1008
      @pHilL1008 5 місяців тому +6

      "yeah. so yeah, no i always paid but uhm.." 🤣

  • @drivendown84
    @drivendown84 5 місяців тому +639

    “Putting on an apron to seem like an organized guy” 🤣🤣🤣 … I’ve been there!! lol

    • @Rob_Mike_Litterst
      @Rob_Mike_Litterst 5 місяців тому +6

      word... everytime i'm cooking pies or a cake and am trying to avoid jacking the whole deal

    • @oZZy_WhItE
      @oZZy_WhItE 4 місяці тому +9

      It's 330 at night and this guy is a fucking chef!!

    • @potterj09
      @potterj09 4 місяці тому +1

      Jesse ... we need to cake.

    • @AmyJoSmith-of5vu
      @AmyJoSmith-of5vu 2 місяці тому

      Hilarious 🎉

    • @thusoselebi1608
      @thusoselebi1608 2 місяці тому +3

      I died 😂

  • @Brando-UK
    @Brando-UK 6 місяців тому +463

    “I put one of my feet on each pedal because I didn’t want one of my feet making all the decisions” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @scoopsf
      @scoopsf 6 місяців тому +12

      Bruh that shit killed me 😂

    • @sdm12342002
      @sdm12342002 5 місяців тому +3

      KILLED ME!

    • @internationalfix
      @internationalfix 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicolehecker3216
      @nicolehecker3216 4 місяці тому

      😅😅😅😅

    • @richardliller7679
      @richardliller7679 4 місяці тому +6

      Just hoping my feet didn’t hit the pedal and start a new adventure for themselves 😁

  • @stevegon331
    @stevegon331 6 місяців тому +271

    “Getting high and not getting anywhere.” 😅💯

    • @Bellaa4578
      @Bellaa4578 5 місяців тому +5

      This lol. I don’t do drugs but it’s like what do you really get after?

    • @riccardomacedo2898
      @riccardomacedo2898 5 місяців тому +6

      True wisdom!

    • @nemsimic
      @nemsimic 5 місяців тому +4

      This is always the final stage

    • @DaveSstation
      @DaveSstation Місяць тому +1

      For the kids

    • @kalebanth8323
      @kalebanth8323 Місяць тому

      @@Bellaa4578​​⁠​​⁠​​⁠Ah well I don’t think ppl use drugs as an investment or expect to get something out of it afterwards (besides a hangover) or unless you’re using something like a steroid as an investment to get muscles. But It’s real simple, while you’re on the drug it makes you feel something enjoyable (to most people). Drugs excite the parts of the brain that make you feel good. But after you take a drug for a while, the feel-good parts of your brain get used to it. Then you need to take more of the drug to get the same good feeling. Soon, your brain and body must have the drug just to feel normal. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Mohow-fv2vq
    @Mohow-fv2vq 6 місяців тому +628

    Had a bad coke addiction 10 years ago was the worst time in my life but also the most adventurous.

    • @ZZ_Trop
      @ZZ_Trop 6 місяців тому +180

      I hear ya. I only did coke once... for three years straight 😂.

    • @henrique83747
      @henrique83747 6 місяців тому +70

      Kinda feel you. I was never an addicted, but when I used to do drugs, going to festivals, parties and other crazy shit… it was so much fun, my life is super stable now, which is good. But sometimes it feels boring lol

    • @Mohow-fv2vq
      @Mohow-fv2vq 6 місяців тому

      @@henrique83747 yeah sometimes I reminisce about the past. But yeah my life is much much better now. Boring but better

    • @stephenlamley541
      @stephenlamley541 6 місяців тому +55

      Had a 15 year adventure injecting it the holy grail but it got really grim for me I hit the bottom and never want to go back.
      You want to know what power feels like me saying no to coke now makes me feel invincible. It really is the most powerful thing in the world controlling our ill desires.

    • @andybarrow5407
      @andybarrow5407 6 місяців тому +7

      It was a lot more exciting

  • @gabe7763
    @gabe7763 6 місяців тому +2646

    “Fuck I’m lonely” I felt that lol

    • @Billsbillsbillsbills
      @Billsbillsbillsbills 6 місяців тому +62

      6:55

    • @WadeKessels
      @WadeKessels 6 місяців тому +25

      Word.

    • @InfoWarsTexas
      @InfoWarsTexas 6 місяців тому

      It really hurts to reminisce about getting ass 😔

    • @jameshill8493
      @jameshill8493 6 місяців тому +87

      Bruh I was that way too. I decided to actually make an effort to do better and try and be social and talk to people in real life. Got a girlfriend in 3 months

    • @rileyontheroad
      @rileyontheroad 6 місяців тому +50

      @@jameshill8493as a black dude?

  • @juangonzalez-gv7yo
    @juangonzalez-gv7yo 6 місяців тому +351

    Walking around with a 🕯️ and 🪞 had my dying😂

    • @drvgdeala
      @drvgdeala 6 місяців тому

      LMAO ME TO

    • @Grinderflow
      @Grinderflow 5 місяців тому

      Me*

    • @TJMoyer-z8x
      @TJMoyer-z8x Місяць тому

      Funny thing is, i completely understand the logic behind that insanity. Cocaine is a hell of a drug 😂😂

  • @MuzTho
    @MuzTho 4 місяці тому +69

    high on coke? "no i had an half ounce for later incase she didnt wanna go home with me" lmao what a legend that hit home lmao

  • @SamNLanger
    @SamNLanger 6 місяців тому +347

    Bru that bit about steam coming off Joey at the airport had me rollin' at 5:00

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 6 місяців тому +5

      me too, brew.

    • @Will_uziii
      @Will_uziii 6 місяців тому +11

      😂 naw fr cus that body temp be 2X hotter and head be on fire especially after 3 days

    • @s.k.mcduffie6475
      @s.k.mcduffie6475 6 місяців тому +2

      Yesssssir lol memories

    • @nicolehecker3216
      @nicolehecker3216 4 місяці тому +1

      Hilarious!!!!!

    • @John.Christopher
      @John.Christopher 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @billiebleach7889
    @billiebleach7889 6 місяців тому +154

    In the eighties you could smoke on an airplane (here in Europe), as soon as the thing was up in the air you could go to the bar and drink cocktails till you were told you had to get back to your seat for landing. And you just stooped back to the first seat that was free, got in it and waited to touch down and stumbled to the airport bar, drink on and fall asleep on a toilet. Golden years

    • @zachinthehat1
      @zachinthehat1 5 місяців тому +14

      That sounds fucking awesome

    • @xDre4Real
      @xDre4Real 5 місяців тому +1

      you could do that in the states too in the 80s.

    • @RawOlympia
      @RawOlympia 5 місяців тому +10

      The little ashtrays in the seats! And drinks before landing wile circling!

    • @RawOlympia
      @RawOlympia 5 місяців тому +3

      @@zachinthehat1 time machine time for sure ~~

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura 5 місяців тому +9

      Flying stand-by once, I was asked to leave first class for business class, because I was wearing jeans, & as a thank you, the hostess gave me a bottle of champagne. I was 14.

  • @horseclock6454
    @horseclock6454 6 місяців тому +35

    Theo and Joey are both right, as a fan of both I can say probably most all of us appreciate how candid you both speak on topics others would consider taboo, that takes a lot of balls, especially when you're both in a position to lose so much, you got my respect.

    • @NotSoLiberal
      @NotSoLiberal 5 місяців тому

      You're a fan of a drug addict who blackmailed female comedians to perform sexual acts on him and got others into addiction ?

  • @anthonybryant7390
    @anthonybryant7390 2 місяці тому +52

    Joey Diaz needs a self read audio book of all his best stories. The man is a legend!!!

    • @danfro
      @danfro 2 місяці тому +2

      He has exactly that.

    • @86TERRYMAC
      @86TERRYMAC 19 днів тому

      Check his book tremendous!

    • @imartimus
      @imartimus День тому

      He does have a book, not sure if he reads it himself for the audio book but it's great. My mom reads a lot so I got it for her, she said it was disgusting LMAO

  • @QuietDriver97
    @QuietDriver97 6 місяців тому +181

    The way Joey's eyes lit up on that "Really?" is so genuinely warm.

  • @Spunky072
    @Spunky072 6 місяців тому +121

    It’s a miracle that you guys survived and are sitting across from one another telling these stories!🤦‍♀️😝💯🙏🏻

    • @NotSoLiberal
      @NotSoLiberal 5 місяців тому

      A miracle for them. A curse for humanity

    • @chuckg8138
      @chuckg8138 5 місяців тому +2

      Idk why us addicts survive in general. Gotta be a punishment for past lives karma

    • @davidelizondo3970
      @davidelizondo3970 2 місяці тому

      ​@@chuckg8138a lot of us die

    • @MiichaelHarte
      @MiichaelHarte 2 місяці тому +1

      Iv done things like joey iv lost both my parents iv been shot 5 times we hav all took coke but I can't stop smoking I would lv to get joey I'm from Belfast Ireland hookers over here are dirt birds😂

    • @MiichaelHarte
      @MiichaelHarte 2 місяці тому

      ​@@chuckg8138 I'm like at bro every day thinking about drugs but there home rekers

  • @escher3209
    @escher3209 5 місяців тому +18

    When Joey tells storys, I can close my eyes and see my whole childhood. Both my parents came from Cuba in the 60s and lived in Spanish Harlem. They were a few years older than Joey....so the stories are so relatable...the era. My father spent alot of time hustling in pool halls in his youth. Bendiciones Joey

  • @CarlMiller-ql2wz
    @CarlMiller-ql2wz 6 місяців тому +118

    "8 more weeks of 8ball" 😂😂😂😂

  • @marlisamorgan2
    @marlisamorgan2 6 місяців тому +265

    Joey: "I f'ing OD'd on valium."
    Theo: "really? You could OD on the sunset there, it's beautiful area."
    Love these guys! They're crazy as hell!! 🤣😂😅

    • @jetpark3743
      @jetpark3743 6 місяців тому +2

      Only people like that can do it, not normal people

    • @longgreasy1595
      @longgreasy1595 5 місяців тому

      Beaumont is actually a total shithole.

  • @deelite19
    @deelite19 5 місяців тому +23

    “Nowadays you just sit on a plane like a commie” hahahaha coco killing me

  • @YouArentSlick
    @YouArentSlick 6 місяців тому +890

    Joey looks healthy af

    • @JO-ee5dy
      @JO-ee5dy 6 місяців тому +52

      Nah that’s just Ozempic🤣

    • @user-ep3bb9fk6n
      @user-ep3bb9fk6n 6 місяців тому +192

      For a 60 year old that looks 80, yeah he looks great

    • @TheMorbidgoat
      @TheMorbidgoat 6 місяців тому +72

      Healthier than before*
      his body betrays his past depravity

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 6 місяців тому +42

      I mean... He looks good for Joey? 😅

    • @saml8624
      @saml8624 6 місяців тому +14

      Gone from looking 60 to 40. Great stuff to see man

  • @ChrisLimitless
    @ChrisLimitless 5 місяців тому +27

    The Way Joey says “really?” At 10:51 😊 He would be the best uncle.

  • @ericfeldsott-nq8pk
    @ericfeldsott-nq8pk 6 місяців тому +18

    This is absolute gold- I was literally crying laughing . Joey Diaz and Theo von exchanging cocaine stories had me in tears laughing 😂.

  • @snakeboy188
    @snakeboy188 Місяць тому +9

    That "really 😊" at 10:52 was so sweet

  • @donaldmcleod8460
    @donaldmcleod8460 6 місяців тому +18

    That “really” from Joey after Theo saying he looked after that lady for a day and a half was pure hearted as you can get!!I had a huge smile after watching that 🙈❤️😂

    • @no_prisoners6474
      @no_prisoners6474 5 місяців тому

      He was high with that lady. I don’t see the purity there

    • @donaldmcleod8460
      @donaldmcleod8460 5 місяців тому +2

      @@no_prisoners6474he still looked after her for a day and a half regardless it was good hearted and i was actually saying the “really?” from Joey was a pure hearted “really?”

    • @no_prisoners6474
      @no_prisoners6474 5 місяців тому

      @@donaldmcleod8460 a ‘really’ from Joey is just not the standard hey

    • @no_prisoners6474
      @no_prisoners6474 5 місяців тому

      @@donaldmcleod8460 Joey and Rogan laughed really hard as Joey was saying how he used to make the women at comedy restaurants do stuff.

    • @donaldmcleod8460
      @donaldmcleod8460 5 місяців тому +1

      @@no_prisoners6474For sure Joey wasn’t a saint far from it but he’s not that guy today bud it was just a nice way he said that in my opinion ✌🏼

  • @amigodelamigo
    @amigodelamigo 6 місяців тому +20

    I remember my coke days,tripping over about where the bag is, when it’s in your pocket the entire time.

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 6 місяців тому +1

      lol! Shit, I alway knew where my bag was. When I started to trip was when it tooted it all and there was nothing but tumble weeds. LOFL!

  • @rodeleon2875
    @rodeleon2875 6 місяців тому +66

    i got a million stories like this but mine all occurred 35-40 years ago. i tell people these stories and they look at me sideways and think i am full of shit but they are 100% true.

    • @slapskate
      @slapskate 6 місяців тому +10

      Truth is usually stranger than fiction 😉

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 6 місяців тому +5

      That's why I stopped arguing with ppl that say Joey makes this stuff up It's no way and with the ease and amount of details he gives you can tell he doesnt embellish and all this stuff happened

    • @grigori7779
      @grigori7779 3 місяці тому +1

      How's everyone feeling now?

    • @soulynn2095
      @soulynn2095 2 місяці тому +1

      Its a conpletely different world now a days it sounds like

    • @davidelizondo3970
      @davidelizondo3970 2 місяці тому

      Yea bc theyre lookin at it from a none junkie point of view

  • @dukeofdevolution6518
    @dukeofdevolution6518 6 місяців тому +89

    16:18 "WOW" Bruh that had me dying

    • @brudi36
      @brudi36 5 місяців тому +10

      lmaoo i was looking for this comment, i was sure i’m not the only one who watched the „wow“ scene at least five times 😂
      fucking hilarious

    • @younghumma2323
      @younghumma2323 5 місяців тому +1

      Facts 😂😂😂😂 I was rolling

    • @el_massperro714
      @el_massperro714 4 місяці тому +1

      😭😭😭

    • @HardWork_2342
      @HardWork_2342 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @muscleman3478
      @muscleman3478 6 днів тому +2

      @@brudi36 My guys! 🤣🤣🤣That was hilarious man! It's amazing how vividly ol' Joey paints a picture! You can actually picture the scene and all the characters involved... and then he hits you with something so out of left field and yet so apt, that you can't help but to guffaw like a damn hyena!😆

  • @DonRoccoRicardo
    @DonRoccoRicardo 6 місяців тому +21

    Theo might be the most unique comic ever. His ability to find the joke is incredible. Same with Mark Normand.

    • @ChukG-c7l
      @ChukG-c7l 6 місяців тому +1

      Mark Normand is insufferable. Sorry bro.

    • @Pedant_Patrol
      @Pedant_Patrol 5 місяців тому +3

      You undermined your whole comment with the last sentence, lol.

  • @SamNLanger
    @SamNLanger 6 місяців тому +78

    This is TREMENDOUS

  • @mrjusthowya1958
    @mrjusthowya1958 5 місяців тому +8

    “Fuck I’m lonely” 💀💀😆😆 Theo gets me every time lol

  • @Ns1ht50
    @Ns1ht50 6 місяців тому +118

    8 more weeks of 8ball!!😂😂😂

  • @davidvenesky9053
    @davidvenesky9053 4 місяці тому +10

    The new way of quitting smoking. Just buy an 8 ball. LMAO 🤣

  • @xana7078
    @xana7078 6 місяців тому +93

    She was telling Von to eff ' her dog... 😂😂😂

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 6 місяців тому

      Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adamisaac4685
    @adamisaac4685 5 місяців тому +15

    JD is the mutha funkin OG!!
    Doin rails on the airplane dinner tray with a blanket over your head is straight gangsta!!!

    • @LornaMusial
      @LornaMusial 3 місяці тому

      Stuck in a basement wif a 16 yr old girl in the dark I bet she never shut up the whole time ! 😅😅😅😅

  • @expendable4h002
    @expendable4h002 5 місяців тому +8

    “Getting high and not getting anywhere.” - Facts

  • @kerbygator
    @kerbygator 6 місяців тому +69

    I could never be as honest as these two nuts. lol 😂

    • @umberto488
      @umberto488 5 місяців тому +5

      I think they are lying much of the time, tbf

    • @anton0529
      @anton0529 5 місяців тому

      @@umberto488 crazy thing is Joey isnt lying at all. I didnt believe him at first either

    • @umberto488
      @umberto488 5 місяців тому

      @@anton0529 he is definitely lying much of the time. What convinced you otherwise?

    • @WM-tz1cm
      @WM-tz1cm 4 місяці тому

      They ain’t lying, drug addicts get wild stay sober die a lemon

    • @SaintPhinehas
      @SaintPhinehas 24 дні тому

      @@umberto488 yeah they just make up stories on the spot ?

  • @Notypls101
    @Notypls101 6 місяців тому +35

    “You can od on the sunsets there it’s a beautiful area” this is the type of positive thinking I need to make myself do

  • @_UncleBo_
    @_UncleBo_ 6 місяців тому +19

    LMAO uncle Joey never disappoints man I swear

  • @notadamcrosby
    @notadamcrosby 6 місяців тому +30

    i was a driver for an escort... these stories are so common its insane...

    • @juanitomartinez4279
      @juanitomartinez4279 5 місяців тому +6

      dawg you were a pimp!

    • @notadamcrosby
      @notadamcrosby 5 місяців тому

      @@juanitomartinez4279 naw. we both worked for a madam that we never met. she ran the online ads. we ran the logisitics.

    • @figurefiguras4104
      @figurefiguras4104 4 місяці тому

      ​@@juanitomartinez4279 lmaoo

  • @user-bf5vi6yg8n
    @user-bf5vi6yg8n 6 місяців тому +8

    Thank you for the honesty Theo! Everybody thinks they’re weird but it turns out everybody has their things. Insecurities, vices, skills

  • @xk1800
    @xk1800 Місяць тому +2

    Watching Joey Diaz and Theo Von interact is like having your crazy uncle and weird out of state cousin from different sides of the family meet at a cookout

  • @coldcrush9
    @coldcrush9 6 місяців тому +28

    I don't think Theo understands the level of drugs that Joey Diaz did

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 6 місяців тому +6

      He is clueless. Theo is a pretender, Joey is a contender.

    • @kevinmurphy5878
      @kevinmurphy5878 Місяць тому

      Nah Theo was a normal coke head, joey is just in a class by himself​@@jyellowhammer

  • @_Brent3301
    @_Brent3301 Місяць тому

    I love how Joey's comfortability and his authenticity has led him to make great jokes beside great comedians..

  • @Lillia-nu2xt
    @Lillia-nu2xt 6 місяців тому +49

    Your videos are so chill, always brightens my day

  • @nodaysback1
    @nodaysback1 6 місяців тому +13

    I choked on a pretzle and pissed in my shorts and still cudn't stop laughing.. 😂wtfff!

  • @NicholasPierce-k6o
    @NicholasPierce-k6o 5 місяців тому +5

    "They don't care, long as you pay them" 😭😭

  • @opaccessories
    @opaccessories Місяць тому +3

    8 more weeks of 8 ball. Classic under appreciated Theo!

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 6 місяців тому +6

    Just earlier I was shaking my head thinking about a guy I met in the drug underworld and some of the situations you find yourself in with those people. Stranger than fiction.

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 6 місяців тому +1

      Can’t make that kind of shit up!! Lol

  • @FabianJimenez-ru7qi
    @FabianJimenez-ru7qi Місяць тому +2

    The Johnny read story 🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @4thlord
    @4thlord 6 місяців тому +31

    Joey Diaz feels like an Italian Charles Bukowski to me lmao 😂

    • @brandonobrien7239
      @brandonobrien7239 6 місяців тому +7

      Other than the fact that he's Cuban, I think you nailed it.

    • @Bellaa4578
      @Bellaa4578 5 місяців тому

      Omg 😂 you’re right!

    • @brando7266
      @brando7266 5 місяців тому

      Without the gravitas,

  • @Chris-of6xm
    @Chris-of6xm Місяць тому +2

    " I would negotiate with hookers because I'm broke, I mean I'm not price gouging but I would negotiate". Dying haha

  • @Rosco_1
    @Rosco_1 5 місяців тому +8

    johnny look at this ..(WOW!!!!)😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Certified_Art_Teacher
    @Certified_Art_Teacher 4 місяці тому +2

    “Wow!”
    (Continues watching basketball)
    That took me out!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chasegordon2120
    @chasegordon2120 6 місяців тому +11

    Drugs. Lord help us all. It’s amazing any of us live through it

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 6 місяців тому +2

      No shit bro, I think back on how hard me and my Podnuh’s used to roll and there is no way I could even think about doing that these days.
      Good times.

  • @jjcross3280
    @jjcross3280 Місяць тому +1

    I have over 20 years clean, the day that I couldn’t get fucked up and I could get clean is when I started getting better.
    Addiction, any addiction will chew you up and make you wish you were dead. But if during your addiction career you don’t occasionally think of a story that makes you laugh until you cry then you got screwed.

  • @Green_Gold
    @Green_Gold 6 місяців тому +4

    I was too nervous to let one of my feet make all the decisions is the most Theo thing ever

  • @Kamopanda
    @Kamopanda 6 місяців тому +17

    That first story was wild about handing the prostitute money through the door several times a night.

    • @DerDudelino
      @DerDudelino 6 місяців тому

      Never gotten into the Escort game. Is the sex so much better? I've always been the guy that goes down the elevator in a hotel, sits next to a hot girl a the hotel bar or some other bar, talks to her for an hour or so and bangs her the whole night, because you gotta enjoy life dude :D
      But I've also never gotten into cocaine, not my game. Lots of alcohol - bring it on Baby. But drugs, I always chickened out without folks knowing :O)

  • @danielcarr6170
    @danielcarr6170 6 місяців тому +30

    Why was the chick's voice joey impersonated the same damn voice he uses when he's telling stories about lee 🤣🤣🤣 omfg that's so great lol.

  • @Helsingborgare90
    @Helsingborgare90 2 місяці тому +1

    How Joey is stil alive is one of earths biggest mysterium.
    The storys is neverending 😂

  • @GeorgiaGrowGuy
    @GeorgiaGrowGuy 5 місяців тому +4

    I used to carry an alarm clock in my car back then. I never knew where i would end, but i knew if i missed work, i could not afford to do it all over again.

  • @ericgreen6540
    @ericgreen6540 6 місяців тому +4

    Joey kills no matter where he is 🤣🤣😂

  • @bronco4life
    @bronco4life 6 місяців тому +6

    Fricken Joey Diaz comes up with the wildest stories,, LMAO,,.

  • @RBrian-j9x
    @RBrian-j9x Місяць тому +2

    Theo,Is a good person at heart. I mean think about it. You are a caring human when you take a couple days out of your life to look after someone you don't know .

  • @tdedition2219
    @tdedition2219 3 місяці тому +3

    this interview cant get more Pisces energyy in itt😂😂😂

  • @joshuafriesen4436
    @joshuafriesen4436 2 місяці тому +2

    “That’s how I quit smokin cigarettes, I bought an eight ball and no cigarettes to go”
    ~ Joey Diaz

  • @rossow88
    @rossow88 6 місяців тому +29

    Can't have times like that now, everybody has a high quality camera in their pocket and the means to share videos immediately.

    • @SpacePope420
      @SpacePope420 6 місяців тому

      Fine by me. Upload me pounding you out bitch i aint shy.

    • @niks9652
      @niks9652 6 місяців тому

      You still can not give a fuck

    • @Roosters-rants1977
      @Roosters-rants1977 6 місяців тому +6

      Yup. I'm so glad I was a maniac junky before the internet and cellphones got big. I'd hate to have my stuff on video

    • @Soloflavor
      @Soloflavor 6 місяців тому

      youd be surprised

  • @ResilienceIsTheOnlyWay
    @ResilienceIsTheOnlyWay Місяць тому +1

    Joey and Theo are definitely the crackhead uncle and nephew, that connects over drug use and funny stories 😂❤

  • @Domn879
    @Domn879 4 місяці тому +7

    13:20 I think many of us feel this way. Baffled that we are still alive/still whole and not in jail considering all the wreckless sh1t we did when younger. We all know people who had less luck.

  • @Baltimoresfinest700
    @Baltimoresfinest700 6 місяців тому +2

    What’s understood doesn’t need to be explained. When you know you know.

  • @Scorpiobw
    @Scorpiobw 6 місяців тому +23

    Uncle Joey locking slim and trim.

    • @DMort22
      @DMort22 6 місяців тому +7

      Like a docta

  • @nimrodseth
    @nimrodseth Місяць тому

    Man the “two feet on the pedals” had me rolling. Good stuff.

  • @spiraloonable
    @spiraloonable 6 місяців тому +6

    Another fucking priceless duo, I adore to watch. Thanks for being you guys. You are fucking awesome 💜💪🤣

  • @jeffreydavis4844
    @jeffreydavis4844 5 місяців тому +2

    its crazy how accurate theses stories are

  • @InfoWarsTexas
    @InfoWarsTexas 6 місяців тому +4

    Theo amazing stuff! Two legends!

  • @jeromehansen3969
    @jeromehansen3969 Місяць тому +2

    It’s been at least 35 years since coke. My stomach was turning listening to this. Lol

  • @survivethis1wow
    @survivethis1wow 6 місяців тому +3

    8 more weeks of 8ball LMFAOOOOO that groundhog day joke was hillarious

  • @FJB_2024TRUMP
    @FJB_2024TRUMP 3 місяці тому +1

    Damn!!! Thank you for taking me out of REALITY of life over here for 20 mins!!!! I was reminiscing on all the crazy shit I did when I was younger. I definitely have some stories.

  • @bringuptheWolfsHead
    @bringuptheWolfsHead 6 місяців тому +14

    fellas, I've gotta do a little time starting Wednesday morning...when I say a little, I do mean a little....a few weeks in county...thing is I'm around Theo's age and I haven't been in trouble since the early oughts....it's more annoying & maddening than anything else but thank you...this has helped me....

    • @stickd34th
      @stickd34th 6 місяців тому +4

      Stay strong bud, you'll be out in no time

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 6 місяців тому +3

      What did you do?

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 6 місяців тому +1

      Focus on nothing but positive shit while you’re in there.
      Read some books. Make the most out of your stay!

    • @ledflaplin2001
      @ledflaplin2001 6 місяців тому

      Pull on your taffy in the shower everyday. Assert dominance

    • @bringuptheWolfsHead
      @bringuptheWolfsHead 4 місяці тому +2

      sup brosefs... I'm back from my recent nightmare and started breathing fresh air in freedom once again....if I told you guys the reasons why I had to do these past 30
      days, well, I wouldn't be surprised if after hearing my story not one of you guys would believe how and why I was made to cop a plea instead of risking way more time away considering how NASSAU COUNTY has a 97% conviction rate when going against them in a fuckin trial... appreciate the vibes and well wishes.... nothing as gorgeous as being able to do little things we usually take for granted

  • @hipsonsogbo
    @hipsonsogbo Місяць тому

    Joey is one of the best story tellers you’ll ever hear from

  • @erokbrewmeister9231
    @erokbrewmeister9231 4 місяці тому +1

    This was the funniest vid I have seen in a LONG time ! JD you da man !

  • @jenniferspence7092
    @jenniferspence7092 6 місяців тому +8

    9:37 Theo I'm dying 😂😂

  • @Oliversfields7650
    @Oliversfields7650 Місяць тому

    I could sit and listen to every one of joes coke stories! Never disappoints

  • @JerryC25
    @JerryC25 6 місяців тому +5

    This is gold

  • @tendraftsdeep
    @tendraftsdeep 2 місяці тому +5

    Flatulence around 3:17 a couple times 😂

  • @AidanStandish
    @AidanStandish 2 місяці тому +2

    Everytime I used to buy gear, I'd smoke like a chimney, it made me wanna blast through packs like it's nothing.

  • @TH4MBRM
    @TH4MBRM 6 місяців тому +4

    These 2 are just genius

  • @Nishinga.
    @Nishinga. 5 місяців тому

    10:52
    The “really?” from Joey after Theo talks about taking care of the sick escort is the most wholesome really I’ve ever seen

  • @SteelyDanimal
    @SteelyDanimal 6 місяців тому +3

    I’m only 44 but I totally got the Jethro Tull joke. That was my first concert as a kid.

  • @raven3946
    @raven3946 11 днів тому

    if you have been tweaking in your younger years this is golden to listen to

  • @sethrobinson28
    @sethrobinson28 2 місяці тому +3

    Bro I stopped doin blow because of that comedown and more so because of the immediate NEED for more. Wasn’t that hard to quit, easier than weed 😅

  • @dianaaguilera4752
    @dianaaguilera4752 2 місяці тому +1

    Pray and hope my feet don't start their own adventure 😂im dying hahahahaha💀

  • @PFCBOB561
    @PFCBOB561 2 місяці тому +4

    9:34 LMFAO man I love Theo

  • @moMoney_den_followers
    @moMoney_den_followers Місяць тому +2

    9:51 Uncle Joey aint ever lied😂😂 i was never a blow guy but all them years off Oxy just to get nowhere🤦‍♂️

  • @Caminadofuego
    @Caminadofuego 6 місяців тому +5

    It’s 3:30 and this guys a f chef 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CantStop-lp4xs
    @CantStop-lp4xs 5 місяців тому +3

    “I kept touching Her Butt but she just kept moving my Hand n pointing at this Puppy”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Shdjdjxbdksk
    @Shdjdjxbdksk 4 місяці тому +1

    “What a loser” 😂😂😂. Can relate to what both of them are saying. Sad but funny 😂.

  • @carolinehayward6694
    @carolinehayward6694 6 місяців тому +25

    🦉 I remember being so lonely years ago I phoned a prostitute out the phone book and asked if there were any male ones , she said yes after a long pause , three hours later( of pure waiting in terror , )he appeared , looked like a smaller version of my uncle so I paid him £175 for the hour, back then that wasn’t cheap and ended up only talking for 2 hours and sent him on his way , thinking back I’m sure it was her man , loneliness, sad songs and booze can make you do strange shit. 🤦‍♀️ never again. 😊 ✌️

    • @RedEyes_95
      @RedEyes_95 6 місяців тому +1

      real 🫂

    • @ledflaplin2001
      @ledflaplin2001 6 місяців тому

      Did you put sexy underwear on before he got there?

    • @AaronBr00mfie7d
      @AaronBr00mfie7d 5 місяців тому +1

      That's some real talk. I never imagine women would seek out and pay for confort, like men often do.

    • @ledflaplin2001
      @ledflaplin2001 5 місяців тому

      @@carolinehayward6694 what would you have done if he pulled out his giant dong?

    • @ledflaplin2001
      @ledflaplin2001 5 місяців тому

      @@carolinehayward6694 what if pulled out his huge member ready to shag?