Ayyyyyo that reminded me of smth. Im a Joey fanatic so i’ll give you guys a great one - Church of What’s Happening Now podcast episode 285 with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, whole episode is great, it’s one of my favourite, but the part about him smoking cigs at the concert (i think that story begins somewhere round 18:00-20:00 minute mark) is absolutely bonkers😂
Bert has a great ep on the early JRE eps. And it's odd to see back when Joe respected him lol. Plus they mention that Daniel Tosh was biggest comedian and had 6mil Twitter followers and K Hart was just starting to get a buzz...weird how things changed so much
@@Bellaa4578Ah well I don’t think ppl use drugs as an investment or expect to get something out of it afterwards (besides a hangover) or unless you’re using something like a steroid as an investment to get muscles. But It’s real simple, while you’re on the drug it makes you feel something enjoyable (to most people). Drugs excite the parts of the brain that make you feel good. But after you take a drug for a while, the feel-good parts of your brain get used to it. Then you need to take more of the drug to get the same good feeling. Soon, your brain and body must have the drug just to feel normal. 🤷♂️
Kinda feel you. I was never an addicted, but when I used to do drugs, going to festivals, parties and other crazy shit… it was so much fun, my life is super stable now, which is good. But sometimes it feels boring lol
Had a 15 year adventure injecting it the holy grail but it got really grim for me I hit the bottom and never want to go back. You want to know what power feels like me saying no to coke now makes me feel invincible. It really is the most powerful thing in the world controlling our ill desires.
Bruh I was that way too. I decided to actually make an effort to do better and try and be social and talk to people in real life. Got a girlfriend in 3 months
In the eighties you could smoke on an airplane (here in Europe), as soon as the thing was up in the air you could go to the bar and drink cocktails till you were told you had to get back to your seat for landing. And you just stooped back to the first seat that was free, got in it and waited to touch down and stumbled to the airport bar, drink on and fall asleep on a toilet. Golden years
Flying stand-by once, I was asked to leave first class for business class, because I was wearing jeans, & as a thank you, the hostess gave me a bottle of champagne. I was 14.
Theo and Joey are both right, as a fan of both I can say probably most all of us appreciate how candid you both speak on topics others would consider taboo, that takes a lot of balls, especially when you're both in a position to lose so much, you got my respect.
He does have a book, not sure if he reads it himself for the audio book but it's great. My mom reads a lot so I got it for her, she said it was disgusting LMAO
Iv done things like joey iv lost both my parents iv been shot 5 times we hav all took coke but I can't stop smoking I would lv to get joey I'm from Belfast Ireland hookers over here are dirt birds😂
When Joey tells storys, I can close my eyes and see my whole childhood. Both my parents came from Cuba in the 60s and lived in Spanish Harlem. They were a few years older than Joey....so the stories are so relatable...the era. My father spent alot of time hustling in pool halls in his youth. Bendiciones Joey
That “really” from Joey after Theo saying he looked after that lady for a day and a half was pure hearted as you can get!!I had a huge smile after watching that 🙈❤️😂
@@no_prisoners6474he still looked after her for a day and a half regardless it was good hearted and i was actually saying the “really?” from Joey was a pure hearted “really?”
i got a million stories like this but mine all occurred 35-40 years ago. i tell people these stories and they look at me sideways and think i am full of shit but they are 100% true.
That's why I stopped arguing with ppl that say Joey makes this stuff up It's no way and with the ease and amount of details he gives you can tell he doesnt embellish and all this stuff happened
@@brudi36 My guys! 🤣🤣🤣That was hilarious man! It's amazing how vividly ol' Joey paints a picture! You can actually picture the scene and all the characters involved... and then he hits you with something so out of left field and yet so apt, that you can't help but to guffaw like a damn hyena!😆
Watching Joey Diaz and Theo Von interact is like having your crazy uncle and weird out of state cousin from different sides of the family meet at a cookout
Just earlier I was shaking my head thinking about a guy I met in the drug underworld and some of the situations you find yourself in with those people. Stranger than fiction.
I have over 20 years clean, the day that I couldn’t get fucked up and I could get clean is when I started getting better. Addiction, any addiction will chew you up and make you wish you were dead. But if during your addiction career you don’t occasionally think of a story that makes you laugh until you cry then you got screwed.
Never gotten into the Escort game. Is the sex so much better? I've always been the guy that goes down the elevator in a hotel, sits next to a hot girl a the hotel bar or some other bar, talks to her for an hour or so and bangs her the whole night, because you gotta enjoy life dude :D But I've also never gotten into cocaine, not my game. Lots of alcohol - bring it on Baby. But drugs, I always chickened out without folks knowing :O)
I used to carry an alarm clock in my car back then. I never knew where i would end, but i knew if i missed work, i could not afford to do it all over again.
Theo,Is a good person at heart. I mean think about it. You are a caring human when you take a couple days out of your life to look after someone you don't know .
13:20 I think many of us feel this way. Baffled that we are still alive/still whole and not in jail considering all the wreckless sh1t we did when younger. We all know people who had less luck.
Damn!!! Thank you for taking me out of REALITY of life over here for 20 mins!!!! I was reminiscing on all the crazy shit I did when I was younger. I definitely have some stories.
fellas, I've gotta do a little time starting Wednesday morning...when I say a little, I do mean a little....a few weeks in county...thing is I'm around Theo's age and I haven't been in trouble since the early oughts....it's more annoying & maddening than anything else but thank you...this has helped me....
sup brosefs... I'm back from my recent nightmare and started breathing fresh air in freedom once again....if I told you guys the reasons why I had to do these past 30 days, well, I wouldn't be surprised if after hearing my story not one of you guys would believe how and why I was made to cop a plea instead of risking way more time away considering how NASSAU COUNTY has a 97% conviction rate when going against them in a fuckin trial... appreciate the vibes and well wishes.... nothing as gorgeous as being able to do little things we usually take for granted
🦉 I remember being so lonely years ago I phoned a prostitute out the phone book and asked if there were any male ones , she said yes after a long pause , three hours later( of pure waiting in terror , )he appeared , looked like a smaller version of my uncle so I paid him £175 for the hour, back then that wasn’t cheap and ended up only talking for 2 hours and sent him on his way , thinking back I’m sure it was her man , loneliness, sad songs and booze can make you do strange shit. 🤦♀️ never again. 😊 ✌️
“Thats how I quit smoking cigarettes, I bought an 8 Ball” is the most Joey phrase ever
😅🤣😂
Bunu anca Joey söylerdi zaten 😂
What is 8 ball ?
@@jarmangill59113.5 grams of cocaine
cocaine
Grand theft auto 6 should have Von and Joey in the radio station in the game. Just talking about random shit and wild stories 😂
YESSS ROCKSTAR please make this happen!
I wouldn't get too hyped for gta 6... its gonna be some woke bullshit
Not even woke, just shit.@@yankquinn9992
@@yankquinn9992 im excited to see the big let down, the hype is way too high. No way in hell it delivers.
This is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.
“A coke rock fell out my nose and I looked up to the ceiling” is fucking crazy, I’m friggin dying!!!
LMFAOOO
Funniest shit ever lololol
OMG IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Stops the rest falling out...
Joey Diaz has to be the only man alive to use an 8 ball of coke, in order to quit smoking cigarettes 😂 legend
Ayyyyyo that reminded me of smth. Im a Joey fanatic so i’ll give you guys a great one - Church of What’s Happening Now podcast episode 285 with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, whole episode is great, it’s one of my favourite, but the part about him smoking cigs at the concert (i think that story begins somewhere round 18:00-20:00 minute mark) is absolutely bonkers😂
id be smoking so many iif i was on coke
Same! Quit smokin cigarettes on coke?! No I wanted a fuckin carton of cigarettes to go with my 8balls lol 😂 @@drvgdeala
Bert has a great ep on the early JRE eps. And it's odd to see back when Joe respected him lol.
Plus they mention that Daniel Tosh was biggest comedian and had 6mil Twitter followers and K Hart was just starting to get a buzz...weird how things changed so much
I've used meth to get off crack. Haha. Turns out, substitution isn't the way to go.
" They don't care, as long as you pay them " 😂 😂 😂
Lmao 🤣🤣
Very true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Easy day for the hooker
No one does. Imagine having a contracted job, and you show up, and they hand you all the money agreed upon and say, "hey nevermind, here's the money."
"yeah. so yeah, no i always paid but uhm.." 🤣
“Putting on an apron to seem like an organized guy” 🤣🤣🤣 … I’ve been there!! lol
word... everytime i'm cooking pies or a cake and am trying to avoid jacking the whole deal
It's 330 at night and this guy is a fucking chef!!
Jesse ... we need to cake.
Hilarious 🎉
I died 😂
“I put one of my feet on each pedal because I didn’t want one of my feet making all the decisions” 😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh that shit killed me 😂
KILLED ME!
😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅
Just hoping my feet didn’t hit the pedal and start a new adventure for themselves 😁
“Getting high and not getting anywhere.” 😅💯
This lol. I don’t do drugs but it’s like what do you really get after?
True wisdom!
This is always the final stage
For the kids
@@Bellaa4578Ah well I don’t think ppl use drugs as an investment or expect to get something out of it afterwards (besides a hangover) or unless you’re using something like a steroid as an investment to get muscles. But It’s real simple, while you’re on the drug it makes you feel something enjoyable (to most people). Drugs excite the parts of the brain that make you feel good. But after you take a drug for a while, the feel-good parts of your brain get used to it. Then you need to take more of the drug to get the same good feeling. Soon, your brain and body must have the drug just to feel normal. 🤷♂️
Had a bad coke addiction 10 years ago was the worst time in my life but also the most adventurous.
I hear ya. I only did coke once... for three years straight 😂.
Kinda feel you. I was never an addicted, but when I used to do drugs, going to festivals, parties and other crazy shit… it was so much fun, my life is super stable now, which is good. But sometimes it feels boring lol
@@henrique83747 yeah sometimes I reminisce about the past. But yeah my life is much much better now. Boring but better
Had a 15 year adventure injecting it the holy grail but it got really grim for me I hit the bottom and never want to go back.
You want to know what power feels like me saying no to coke now makes me feel invincible. It really is the most powerful thing in the world controlling our ill desires.
It was a lot more exciting
“Fuck I’m lonely” I felt that lol
6:55
Word.
It really hurts to reminisce about getting ass 😔
Bruh I was that way too. I decided to actually make an effort to do better and try and be social and talk to people in real life. Got a girlfriend in 3 months
@@jameshill8493as a black dude?
Walking around with a 🕯️ and 🪞 had my dying😂
LMAO ME TO
Me*
Funny thing is, i completely understand the logic behind that insanity. Cocaine is a hell of a drug 😂😂
high on coke? "no i had an half ounce for later incase she didnt wanna go home with me" lmao what a legend that hit home lmao
Bru that bit about steam coming off Joey at the airport had me rollin' at 5:00
me too, brew.
😂 naw fr cus that body temp be 2X hotter and head be on fire especially after 3 days
Yesssssir lol memories
Hilarious!!!!!
😂😂😂
In the eighties you could smoke on an airplane (here in Europe), as soon as the thing was up in the air you could go to the bar and drink cocktails till you were told you had to get back to your seat for landing. And you just stooped back to the first seat that was free, got in it and waited to touch down and stumbled to the airport bar, drink on and fall asleep on a toilet. Golden years
That sounds fucking awesome
you could do that in the states too in the 80s.
The little ashtrays in the seats! And drinks before landing wile circling!
@@zachinthehat1 time machine time for sure ~~
Flying stand-by once, I was asked to leave first class for business class, because I was wearing jeans, & as a thank you, the hostess gave me a bottle of champagne. I was 14.
Theo and Joey are both right, as a fan of both I can say probably most all of us appreciate how candid you both speak on topics others would consider taboo, that takes a lot of balls, especially when you're both in a position to lose so much, you got my respect.
You're a fan of a drug addict who blackmailed female comedians to perform sexual acts on him and got others into addiction ?
Joey Diaz needs a self read audio book of all his best stories. The man is a legend!!!
He has exactly that.
Check his book tremendous!
He does have a book, not sure if he reads it himself for the audio book but it's great. My mom reads a lot so I got it for her, she said it was disgusting LMAO
The way Joey's eyes lit up on that "Really?" is so genuinely warm.
Right? Lol it was so wholesome 😊
put a huge smile on my face
It’s a miracle that you guys survived and are sitting across from one another telling these stories!🤦♀️😝💯🙏🏻
A miracle for them. A curse for humanity
Idk why us addicts survive in general. Gotta be a punishment for past lives karma
@@chuckg8138a lot of us die
Iv done things like joey iv lost both my parents iv been shot 5 times we hav all took coke but I can't stop smoking I would lv to get joey I'm from Belfast Ireland hookers over here are dirt birds😂
@@chuckg8138 I'm like at bro every day thinking about drugs but there home rekers
When Joey tells storys, I can close my eyes and see my whole childhood. Both my parents came from Cuba in the 60s and lived in Spanish Harlem. They were a few years older than Joey....so the stories are so relatable...the era. My father spent alot of time hustling in pool halls in his youth. Bendiciones Joey
"8 more weeks of 8ball" 😂😂😂😂
Joey: "I f'ing OD'd on valium."
Theo: "really? You could OD on the sunset there, it's beautiful area."
Love these guys! They're crazy as hell!! 🤣😂😅
Only people like that can do it, not normal people
Beaumont is actually a total shithole.
“Nowadays you just sit on a plane like a commie” hahahaha coco killing me
Joey looks healthy af
Nah that’s just Ozempic🤣
For a 60 year old that looks 80, yeah he looks great
Healthier than before*
his body betrays his past depravity
I mean... He looks good for Joey? 😅
Gone from looking 60 to 40. Great stuff to see man
The Way Joey says “really?” At 10:51 😊 He would be the best uncle.
This is absolute gold- I was literally crying laughing . Joey Diaz and Theo von exchanging cocaine stories had me in tears laughing 😂.
That "really 😊" at 10:52 was so sweet
That “really” from Joey after Theo saying he looked after that lady for a day and a half was pure hearted as you can get!!I had a huge smile after watching that 🙈❤️😂
He was high with that lady. I don’t see the purity there
@@no_prisoners6474he still looked after her for a day and a half regardless it was good hearted and i was actually saying the “really?” from Joey was a pure hearted “really?”
@@donaldmcleod8460 a ‘really’ from Joey is just not the standard hey
@@donaldmcleod8460 Joey and Rogan laughed really hard as Joey was saying how he used to make the women at comedy restaurants do stuff.
@@no_prisoners6474For sure Joey wasn’t a saint far from it but he’s not that guy today bud it was just a nice way he said that in my opinion ✌🏼
I remember my coke days,tripping over about where the bag is, when it’s in your pocket the entire time.
lol! Shit, I alway knew where my bag was. When I started to trip was when it tooted it all and there was nothing but tumble weeds. LOFL!
i got a million stories like this but mine all occurred 35-40 years ago. i tell people these stories and they look at me sideways and think i am full of shit but they are 100% true.
Truth is usually stranger than fiction 😉
That's why I stopped arguing with ppl that say Joey makes this stuff up It's no way and with the ease and amount of details he gives you can tell he doesnt embellish and all this stuff happened
How's everyone feeling now?
Its a conpletely different world now a days it sounds like
Yea bc theyre lookin at it from a none junkie point of view
16:18 "WOW" Bruh that had me dying
lmaoo i was looking for this comment, i was sure i’m not the only one who watched the „wow“ scene at least five times 😂
fucking hilarious
Facts 😂😂😂😂 I was rolling
😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@brudi36 My guys! 🤣🤣🤣That was hilarious man! It's amazing how vividly ol' Joey paints a picture! You can actually picture the scene and all the characters involved... and then he hits you with something so out of left field and yet so apt, that you can't help but to guffaw like a damn hyena!😆
Theo might be the most unique comic ever. His ability to find the joke is incredible. Same with Mark Normand.
Mark Normand is insufferable. Sorry bro.
You undermined your whole comment with the last sentence, lol.
This is TREMENDOUS
“Fuck I’m lonely” 💀💀😆😆 Theo gets me every time lol
8 more weeks of 8ball!!😂😂😂
Lmao
😂😂😂
An 8ball a day keeps the Slumber away 😂
The new way of quitting smoking. Just buy an 8 ball. LMAO 🤣
She was telling Von to eff ' her dog... 😂😂😂
Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
JD is the mutha funkin OG!!
Doin rails on the airplane dinner tray with a blanket over your head is straight gangsta!!!
Stuck in a basement wif a 16 yr old girl in the dark I bet she never shut up the whole time ! 😅😅😅😅
“Getting high and not getting anywhere.” - Facts
I could never be as honest as these two nuts. lol 😂
I think they are lying much of the time, tbf
@@umberto488 crazy thing is Joey isnt lying at all. I didnt believe him at first either
@@anton0529 he is definitely lying much of the time. What convinced you otherwise?
They ain’t lying, drug addicts get wild stay sober die a lemon
@@umberto488 yeah they just make up stories on the spot ?
“You can od on the sunsets there it’s a beautiful area” this is the type of positive thinking I need to make myself do
LMAO uncle Joey never disappoints man I swear
i was a driver for an escort... these stories are so common its insane...
dawg you were a pimp!
@@juanitomartinez4279 naw. we both worked for a madam that we never met. she ran the online ads. we ran the logisitics.
@@juanitomartinez4279 lmaoo
Thank you for the honesty Theo! Everybody thinks they’re weird but it turns out everybody has their things. Insecurities, vices, skills
Watching Joey Diaz and Theo Von interact is like having your crazy uncle and weird out of state cousin from different sides of the family meet at a cookout
I don't think Theo understands the level of drugs that Joey Diaz did
He is clueless. Theo is a pretender, Joey is a contender.
Nah Theo was a normal coke head, joey is just in a class by himself@@jyellowhammer
I love how Joey's comfortability and his authenticity has led him to make great jokes beside great comedians..
Your videos are so chill, always brightens my day
I choked on a pretzle and pissed in my shorts and still cudn't stop laughing.. 😂wtfff!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They don't care, long as you pay them" 😭😭
8 more weeks of 8 ball. Classic under appreciated Theo!
Just earlier I was shaking my head thinking about a guy I met in the drug underworld and some of the situations you find yourself in with those people. Stranger than fiction.
Can’t make that kind of shit up!! Lol
The Johnny read story 🤣🤣🤣😭
Joey Diaz feels like an Italian Charles Bukowski to me lmao 😂
Other than the fact that he's Cuban, I think you nailed it.
Omg 😂 you’re right!
Without the gravitas,
" I would negotiate with hookers because I'm broke, I mean I'm not price gouging but I would negotiate". Dying haha
johnny look at this ..(WOW!!!!)😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Wow!”
(Continues watching basketball)
That took me out!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Drugs. Lord help us all. It’s amazing any of us live through it
No shit bro, I think back on how hard me and my Podnuh’s used to roll and there is no way I could even think about doing that these days.
Good times.
I have over 20 years clean, the day that I couldn’t get fucked up and I could get clean is when I started getting better.
Addiction, any addiction will chew you up and make you wish you were dead. But if during your addiction career you don’t occasionally think of a story that makes you laugh until you cry then you got screwed.
I was too nervous to let one of my feet make all the decisions is the most Theo thing ever
That first story was wild about handing the prostitute money through the door several times a night.
Never gotten into the Escort game. Is the sex so much better? I've always been the guy that goes down the elevator in a hotel, sits next to a hot girl a the hotel bar or some other bar, talks to her for an hour or so and bangs her the whole night, because you gotta enjoy life dude :D
But I've also never gotten into cocaine, not my game. Lots of alcohol - bring it on Baby. But drugs, I always chickened out without folks knowing :O)
Why was the chick's voice joey impersonated the same damn voice he uses when he's telling stories about lee 🤣🤣🤣 omfg that's so great lol.
Noticed that too 😂😂😂😂
How Joey is stil alive is one of earths biggest mysterium.
The storys is neverending 😂
I used to carry an alarm clock in my car back then. I never knew where i would end, but i knew if i missed work, i could not afford to do it all over again.
Joey kills no matter where he is 🤣🤣😂
Fricken Joey Diaz comes up with the wildest stories,, LMAO,,.
Theo,Is a good person at heart. I mean think about it. You are a caring human when you take a couple days out of your life to look after someone you don't know .
this interview cant get more Pisces energyy in itt😂😂😂
“That’s how I quit smokin cigarettes, I bought an eight ball and no cigarettes to go”
~ Joey Diaz
Can't have times like that now, everybody has a high quality camera in their pocket and the means to share videos immediately.
Fine by me. Upload me pounding you out bitch i aint shy.
You still can not give a fuck
Yup. I'm so glad I was a maniac junky before the internet and cellphones got big. I'd hate to have my stuff on video
youd be surprised
Joey and Theo are definitely the crackhead uncle and nephew, that connects over drug use and funny stories 😂❤
13:20 I think many of us feel this way. Baffled that we are still alive/still whole and not in jail considering all the wreckless sh1t we did when younger. We all know people who had less luck.
What’s understood doesn’t need to be explained. When you know you know.
Uncle Joey locking slim and trim.
Like a docta
Man the “two feet on the pedals” had me rolling. Good stuff.
Another fucking priceless duo, I adore to watch. Thanks for being you guys. You are fucking awesome 💜💪🤣
its crazy how accurate theses stories are
Theo amazing stuff! Two legends!
It’s been at least 35 years since coke. My stomach was turning listening to this. Lol
8 more weeks of 8ball LMFAOOOOO that groundhog day joke was hillarious
Damn!!! Thank you for taking me out of REALITY of life over here for 20 mins!!!! I was reminiscing on all the crazy shit I did when I was younger. I definitely have some stories.
fellas, I've gotta do a little time starting Wednesday morning...when I say a little, I do mean a little....a few weeks in county...thing is I'm around Theo's age and I haven't been in trouble since the early oughts....it's more annoying & maddening than anything else but thank you...this has helped me....
Stay strong bud, you'll be out in no time
What did you do?
Focus on nothing but positive shit while you’re in there.
Read some books. Make the most out of your stay!
Pull on your taffy in the shower everyday. Assert dominance
sup brosefs... I'm back from my recent nightmare and started breathing fresh air in freedom once again....if I told you guys the reasons why I had to do these past 30
days, well, I wouldn't be surprised if after hearing my story not one of you guys would believe how and why I was made to cop a plea instead of risking way more time away considering how NASSAU COUNTY has a 97% conviction rate when going against them in a fuckin trial... appreciate the vibes and well wishes.... nothing as gorgeous as being able to do little things we usually take for granted
Joey is one of the best story tellers you’ll ever hear from
This was the funniest vid I have seen in a LONG time ! JD you da man !
9:37 Theo I'm dying 😂😂
I could sit and listen to every one of joes coke stories! Never disappoints
This is gold
Flatulence around 3:17 a couple times 😂
Lmaoooooo
Ew bra
Everytime I used to buy gear, I'd smoke like a chimney, it made me wanna blast through packs like it's nothing.
These 2 are just genius
10:52
The “really?” from Joey after Theo talks about taking care of the sick escort is the most wholesome really I’ve ever seen
I’m only 44 but I totally got the Jethro Tull joke. That was my first concert as a kid.
if you have been tweaking in your younger years this is golden to listen to
Bro I stopped doin blow because of that comedown and more so because of the immediate NEED for more. Wasn’t that hard to quit, easier than weed 😅
Pray and hope my feet don't start their own adventure 😂im dying hahahahaha💀
9:34 LMFAO man I love Theo
XDDD. Killed me!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
9:51 Uncle Joey aint ever lied😂😂 i was never a blow guy but all them years off Oxy just to get nowhere🤦♂️
It’s 3:30 and this guys a f chef 🤣🤣🤣
“I kept touching Her Butt but she just kept moving my Hand n pointing at this Puppy”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“What a loser” 😂😂😂. Can relate to what both of them are saying. Sad but funny 😂.
🦉 I remember being so lonely years ago I phoned a prostitute out the phone book and asked if there were any male ones , she said yes after a long pause , three hours later( of pure waiting in terror , )he appeared , looked like a smaller version of my uncle so I paid him £175 for the hour, back then that wasn’t cheap and ended up only talking for 2 hours and sent him on his way , thinking back I’m sure it was her man , loneliness, sad songs and booze can make you do strange shit. 🤦♀️ never again. 😊 ✌️
real 🫂
Did you put sexy underwear on before he got there?
That's some real talk. I never imagine women would seek out and pay for confort, like men often do.
@@carolinehayward6694 what would you have done if he pulled out his giant dong?
@@carolinehayward6694 what if pulled out his huge member ready to shag?