Theo Von and Joey Diaz Talk Partying, Escorts, and Close Calls

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  • @cagriyuksel6448
    @cagriyuksel6448 3 місяці тому +519

    “Thats how I quit smoking cigarettes, I bought an 8 Ball” is the most Joey phrase ever

    • @RawOlympia
      @RawOlympia 3 місяці тому +1

      😅🤣😂

    • @goktug4618
      @goktug4618 3 місяці тому +1

      Bunu anca Joey söylerdi zaten 😂

    • @jarmangill5911
      @jarmangill5911 26 днів тому

      What is 8 ball ?

    • @peterholland6518
      @peterholland6518 26 днів тому

      @@jarmangill59113.5 grams of cocaine

    • @Idle_Hands
      @Idle_Hands 11 днів тому +1

      haha I think the most joey phrase is when he talks about making women suck his dick and stuff so he would let them in the comedy club haha

  • @gabe7763
    @gabe7763 4 місяці тому +1916

    “Fuck I’m lonely” I felt that lol

    • @Billsbillsbillsbills
      @Billsbillsbillsbills 4 місяці тому +46

      6:55

    • @WadeKessels
      @WadeKessels 4 місяці тому +20

      Word.

    • @InfoWarsTexas
      @InfoWarsTexas 4 місяці тому

      It really hurts to reminisce about getting ass 😔

    • @jameshill8493
      @jameshill8493 3 місяці тому +68

      Bruh I was that way too. I decided to actually make an effort to do better and try and be social and talk to people in real life. Got a girlfriend in 3 months

    • @rileyontheroad
      @rileyontheroad 3 місяці тому +37

      @@jameshill8493as a black dude?

  • @drivendown84
    @drivendown84 3 місяці тому +321

    “Putting on an apron to seem like an organized guy” 🤣🤣🤣 … I’ve been there!! lol

    • @Rob_Mike_Litterst
      @Rob_Mike_Litterst 3 місяці тому +4

      word... everytime i'm cooking pies or a cake and am trying to avoid jacking the whole deal

    • @oZZy_WhItE
      @oZZy_WhItE Місяць тому +2

      It's 330 at night and this guy is a fucking chef!!

    • @potterj09
      @potterj09 Місяць тому

      Jesse ... we need to cake.

    • @AmyJoSmith-of5vu
      @AmyJoSmith-of5vu 13 днів тому

      Hilarious 🎉

    • @thusoselebi1608
      @thusoselebi1608 2 дні тому

      I died 😂

  • @822737292
    @822737292 3 місяці тому +1148

    Joey Diaz has to be the only man alive to use an 8 ball of coke, in order to quit smoking cigarettes 😂 legend

    • @mikoajchmielinski8552
      @mikoajchmielinski8552 3 місяці тому +23

      Ayyyyyo that reminded me of smth. Im a Joey fanatic so i’ll give you guys a great one - Church of What’s Happening Now podcast episode 285 with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, whole episode is great, it’s one of my favourite, but the part about him smoking cigs at the concert (i think that story begins somewhere round 18:00-20:00 minute mark) is absolutely bonkers😂

    • @drvgdeala
      @drvgdeala 3 місяці тому +30

      id be smoking so many iif i was on coke

    • @FoolintheRainSDMF
      @FoolintheRainSDMF 3 місяці тому

      Same! Quit smokin cigarettes on coke?! No I wanted a fuckin carton of cigarettes to go with my 8balls lol 😂 ​@@drvgdeala

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 3 місяці тому +3

      Bert has a great ep on the early JRE eps. And it's odd to see back when Joe respected him lol.
      Plus they mention that Daniel Tosh was biggest comedian and had 6mil Twitter followers and K Hart was just starting to get a buzz...weird how things changed so much

    • @neoxyte
      @neoxyte 3 місяці тому +12

      I've used meth to get off crack. Haha. Turns out, substitution isn't the way to go.

  • @DNA_-dh2rs
    @DNA_-dh2rs 3 місяці тому +568

    " They don't care, as long as you pay them " 😂 😂 😂

    • @JacobRubioJunior669
      @JacobRubioJunior669 3 місяці тому +2

      Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @johnmcdaid7975
      @johnmcdaid7975 3 місяці тому +1

      Very true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @westcst2k7
      @westcst2k7 3 місяці тому

      Easy day for the hooker

    • @toobsteak
      @toobsteak 3 місяці тому +9

      No one does. Imagine having a contracted job, and you show up, and they hand you all the money agreed upon and say, "hey nevermind, here's the money."

    • @pHilL1008
      @pHilL1008 3 місяці тому +5

      "yeah. so yeah, no i always paid but uhm.." 🤣

  • @Mohow-fv2vq
    @Mohow-fv2vq 4 місяці тому +467

    Had a bad coke addiction 10 years ago was the worst time in my life but also the most adventurous.

    • @ZZ_Trop
      @ZZ_Trop 3 місяці тому +138

      I hear ya. I only did coke once... for three years straight 😂.

    • @henrique83747
      @henrique83747 3 місяці тому +50

      Kinda feel you. I was never an addicted, but when I used to do drugs, going to festivals, parties and other crazy shit… it was so much fun, my life is super stable now, which is good. But sometimes it feels boring lol

    • @Mohow-fv2vq
      @Mohow-fv2vq 3 місяці тому

      @@henrique83747 yeah sometimes I reminisce about the past. But yeah my life is much much better now. Boring but better

    • @stephenlamley541
      @stephenlamley541 3 місяці тому +40

      Had a 15 year adventure injecting it the holy grail but it got really grim for me I hit the bottom and never want to go back.
      You want to know what power feels like me saying no to coke now makes me feel invincible. It really is the most powerful thing in the world controlling our ill desires.

    • @andybarrow5407
      @andybarrow5407 3 місяці тому +3

      It was a lot more exciting

  • @Brando-UK
    @Brando-UK 3 місяці тому +300

    “I put one of my feet on each pedal because I didn’t want one of my feet making all the decisions” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @scoopsf
      @scoopsf 3 місяці тому +7

      Bruh that shit killed me 😂

    • @sdm12342002
      @sdm12342002 3 місяці тому +1

      KILLED ME!

    • @internationalfix
      @internationalfix 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicolehecker3216
      @nicolehecker3216 2 місяці тому

      😅😅😅😅

    • @richardliller7679
      @richardliller7679 2 місяці тому

      Just hoping my feet didn’t hit the pedal and start a new adventure for themselves 😁

  • @stevegon331
    @stevegon331 3 місяці тому +140

    “Getting high and not getting anywhere.” 😅💯

    • @Bellaa4578
      @Bellaa4578 3 місяці тому +2

      This lol. I don’t do drugs but it’s like what do you really get after?

    • @riccardomacedo2898
      @riccardomacedo2898 3 місяці тому +2

      True wisdom!

    • @nemsimic
      @nemsimic 3 місяці тому +2

      This is always the final stage

  • @SamNLanger
    @SamNLanger 4 місяці тому +285

    Bru that bit about steam coming off Joey at the airport had me rollin' at 5:00

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 4 місяці тому +5

      me too, brew.

    • @Will_uziii
      @Will_uziii 3 місяці тому +8

      😂 naw fr cus that body temp be 2X hotter and head be on fire especially after 3 days

    • @s.k.mcduffie6475
      @s.k.mcduffie6475 3 місяці тому +1

      Yesssssir lol memories

    • @nicolehecker3216
      @nicolehecker3216 2 місяці тому +1

      Hilarious!!!!!

  • @YouArentSlick
    @YouArentSlick 4 місяці тому +702

    Joey looks healthy af

    • @JO-ee5dy
      @JO-ee5dy 4 місяці тому +43

      Nah that’s just Ozempic🤣

    • @user-ep3bb9fk6n
      @user-ep3bb9fk6n 3 місяці тому +151

      For a 60 year old that looks 80, yeah he looks great

    • @TheMorbidgoat
      @TheMorbidgoat 3 місяці тому +59

      Healthier than before*
      his body betrays his past depravity

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 3 місяці тому +38

      I mean... He looks good for Joey? 😅

    • @saml8624
      @saml8624 3 місяці тому +11

      Gone from looking 60 to 40. Great stuff to see man

  • @juangonzalez-gv7yo
    @juangonzalez-gv7yo 3 місяці тому +252

    Walking around with a 🕯️ and 🪞 had my dying😂

  • @Spunky072
    @Spunky072 3 місяці тому +94

    It’s a miracle that you guys survived and are sitting across from one another telling these stories!🤦‍♀️😝💯🙏🏻

    • @NotSoLiberal
      @NotSoLiberal 3 місяці тому

      A miracle for them. A curse for humanity

    • @chuckg8138
      @chuckg8138 2 місяці тому +1

      Idk why us addicts survive in general. Gotta be a punishment for past lives karma

    • @davidelizondo3970
      @davidelizondo3970 10 днів тому

      ​@@chuckg8138a lot of us die

    • @MiichaelHarte
      @MiichaelHarte 5 днів тому

      Iv done things like joey iv lost both my parents iv been shot 5 times we hav all took coke but I can't stop smoking I would lv to get joey I'm from Belfast Ireland hookers over here are dirt birds😂

    • @MiichaelHarte
      @MiichaelHarte 5 днів тому

      ​@@chuckg8138 I'm like at bro every day thinking about drugs but there home rekers

  • @edwardnigma4087
    @edwardnigma4087 3 місяці тому +37

    “A coke rock fell out my nose and I looked up to the ceiling” is fucking crazy, I’m friggin dying!!!

  • @QuietDriver97
    @QuietDriver97 4 місяці тому +138

    The way Joey's eyes lit up on that "Really?" is so genuinely warm.

  • @marlisamorgan2
    @marlisamorgan2 4 місяці тому +200

    Joey: "I f'ing OD'd on valium."
    Theo: "really? You could OD on the sunset there, it's beautiful area."
    Love these guys! They're crazy as hell!! 🤣😂😅

    • @jetpark3743
      @jetpark3743 3 місяці тому +2

      Only people like that can do it, not normal people

    • @longgreasy1595
      @longgreasy1595 3 місяці тому

      Beaumont is actually a total shithole.

  • @escher3209
    @escher3209 3 місяці тому +10

    When Joey tells storys, I can close my eyes and see my whole childhood. Both my parents came from Cuba in the 60s and lived in Spanish Harlem. They were a few years older than Joey....so the stories are so relatable...the era. My father spent alot of time hustling in pool halls in his youth. Bendiciones Joey

  • @horseclock6454
    @horseclock6454 3 місяці тому +18

    Theo and Joey are both right, as a fan of both I can say probably most all of us appreciate how candid you both speak on topics others would consider taboo, that takes a lot of balls, especially when you're both in a position to lose so much, you got my respect.

    • @NotSoLiberal
      @NotSoLiberal 3 місяці тому

      You're a fan of a drug addict who blackmailed female comedians to perform sexual acts on him and got others into addiction ?

  • @anthonybryant7390
    @anthonybryant7390 7 днів тому +3

    Joey Diaz needs a self read audio book of all his best stories. The man is a legend!!!

  • @CarlMiller-ql2wz
    @CarlMiller-ql2wz 4 місяці тому +87

    "8 more weeks of 8ball" 😂😂😂😂

  • @billiebleach7889
    @billiebleach7889 3 місяці тому +88

    In the eighties you could smoke on an airplane (here in Europe), as soon as the thing was up in the air you could go to the bar and drink cocktails till you were told you had to get back to your seat for landing. And you just stooped back to the first seat that was free, got in it and waited to touch down and stumbled to the airport bar, drink on and fall asleep on a toilet. Golden years

    • @zachinthehat1707
      @zachinthehat1707 3 місяці тому +5

      That sounds fucking awesome

    • @Eternal.Salvation100
      @Eternal.Salvation100 3 місяці тому

      you could do that in the states too in the 80s.

    • @RawOlympia
      @RawOlympia 3 місяці тому +2

      The little ashtrays in the seats! And drinks before landing wile circling!

    • @RawOlympia
      @RawOlympia 3 місяці тому +1

      @@zachinthehat1707 time machine time for sure ~~

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura 3 місяці тому +3

      Flying stand-by once, I was asked to leave first class for business class, because I was wearing jeans, & as a thank you, the hostess gave me a bottle of champagne. I was 14.

  • @ChrisLimitless
    @ChrisLimitless 3 місяці тому +20

    The Way Joey says “really?” At 10:51 😊 He would be the best uncle.

  • @SamNLanger
    @SamNLanger 4 місяці тому +74

    This is TREMENDOUS

  • @RatedSupreme
    @RatedSupreme Місяць тому +6

    Grand theft auto 6 should have Von and Joey in the radio station in the game. Just talking about random shit and wild stories 😂

  • @ericfeldsott-nq8pk
    @ericfeldsott-nq8pk 3 місяці тому +16

    This is absolute gold- I was literally crying laughing . Joey Diaz and Theo von exchanging cocaine stories had me in tears laughing 😂.

  • @_UncleBo_
    @_UncleBo_ 4 місяці тому +17

    LMAO uncle Joey never disappoints man I swear

  • @Ns1ht50
    @Ns1ht50 4 місяці тому +107

    8 more weeks of 8ball!!😂😂😂

  • @dukeofdevolution6518
    @dukeofdevolution6518 4 місяці тому +76

    16:18 "WOW" Bruh that had me dying

    • @brudi36
      @brudi36 3 місяці тому +7

      lmaoo i was looking for this comment, i was sure i’m not the only one who watched the „wow“ scene at least five times 😂
      fucking hilarious

    • @younghumma2323
      @younghumma2323 3 місяці тому

      Facts 😂😂😂😂 I was rolling

    • @el_massperro714
      @el_massperro714 2 місяці тому

      😭😭😭

    • @HardWork_2342
      @HardWork_2342 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MuzTho-u2f
    @MuzTho-u2f 2 місяці тому +15

    high on coke? "no i had an half ounce for later incase she didnt wanna go home with me" lmao what a legend that hit home lmao

  • @xana7078
    @xana7078 4 місяці тому +87

    She was telling Von to eff ' her dog... 😂😂😂

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 3 місяці тому

      Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kerbygator
    @kerbygator 4 місяці тому +58

    I could never be as honest as these two nuts. lol 😂

    • @umberto488
      @umberto488 3 місяці тому +5

      I think they are lying much of the time, tbf

    • @anton0529
      @anton0529 3 місяці тому

      @@umberto488 crazy thing is Joey isnt lying at all. I didnt believe him at first either

    • @umberto488
      @umberto488 3 місяці тому

      @@anton0529 he is definitely lying much of the time. What convinced you otherwise?

    • @WM-tz1cm
      @WM-tz1cm 2 місяці тому

      They ain’t lying, drug addicts get wild stay sober die a lemon

  • @DonRoccoRicardo
    @DonRoccoRicardo 3 місяці тому +17

    Theo might be the most unique comic ever. His ability to find the joke is incredible. Same with Mark Normand.

    • @ChukG-c7l
      @ChukG-c7l 3 місяці тому

      Mark Normand is insufferable. Sorry bro.

    • @Pedant_Patrol
      @Pedant_Patrol 3 місяці тому +3

      You undermined your whole comment with the last sentence, lol.

  • @donaldmcleod8460
    @donaldmcleod8460 3 місяці тому +14

    That “really” from Joey after Theo saying he looked after that lady for a day and a half was pure hearted as you can get!!I had a huge smile after watching that 🙈❤️😂

    • @no_prisoners6474
      @no_prisoners6474 3 місяці тому

      He was high with that lady. I don’t see the purity there

    • @donaldmcleod8460
      @donaldmcleod8460 3 місяці тому +2

      @@no_prisoners6474he still looked after her for a day and a half regardless it was good hearted and i was actually saying the “really?” from Joey was a pure hearted “really?”

    • @no_prisoners6474
      @no_prisoners6474 3 місяці тому

      @@donaldmcleod8460 a ‘really’ from Joey is just not the standard hey

    • @no_prisoners6474
      @no_prisoners6474 3 місяці тому

      @@donaldmcleod8460 Joey and Rogan laughed really hard as Joey was saying how he used to make the women at comedy restaurants do stuff.

    • @donaldmcleod8460
      @donaldmcleod8460 3 місяці тому +1

      @@no_prisoners6474For sure Joey wasn’t a saint far from it but he’s not that guy today bud it was just a nice way he said that in my opinion ✌🏼

  • @adamisaac4685
    @adamisaac4685 3 місяці тому +8

    JD is the mutha funkin OG!!
    Doin rails on the airplane dinner tray with a blanket over your head is straight gangsta!!!

    • @LornaMusial
      @LornaMusial 26 днів тому

      Stuck in a basement wif a 16 yr old girl in the dark I bet she never shut up the whole time ! 😅😅😅😅

  • @rodeleon2875
    @rodeleon2875 4 місяці тому +56

    i got a million stories like this but mine all occurred 35-40 years ago. i tell people these stories and they look at me sideways and think i am full of shit but they are 100% true.

    • @slapskate
      @slapskate 3 місяці тому +8

      Truth is usually stranger than fiction 😉

    • @ronnygibbon
      @ronnygibbon 3 місяці тому +8

      Same here but even I struggle to believe it. Catching up with old pals and sharing stories from the 90's.🤯

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 3 місяці тому +2

      That's why I stopped arguing with ppl that say Joey makes this stuff up It's no way and with the ease and amount of details he gives you can tell he doesnt embellish and all this stuff happened

    • @grigori7779
      @grigori7779 23 дні тому

      How's everyone feeling now?

    • @soulynn2095
      @soulynn2095 13 днів тому

      Its a conpletely different world now a days it sounds like

  • @Notypls101
    @Notypls101 4 місяці тому +33

    “You can od on the sunsets there it’s a beautiful area” this is the type of positive thinking I need to make myself do

  • @davidvenesky9053
    @davidvenesky9053 2 місяці тому +6

    The new way of quitting smoking. Just buy an 8 ball. LMAO 🤣

  • @4thlord
    @4thlord 3 місяці тому +28

    Joey Diaz feels like an Italian Charles Bukowski to me lmao 😂

    • @brandonobrien7239
      @brandonobrien7239 3 місяці тому +5

      Other than the fact that he's Cuban, I think you nailed it.

    • @Bellaa4578
      @Bellaa4578 3 місяці тому

      Omg 😂 you’re right!

    • @brando7266
      @brando7266 3 місяці тому

      Without the gravitas,

  • @MikeStivicATS
    @MikeStivicATS 4 місяці тому +13

    This is the closest thing ive heard to OLD SCHOOL stern ive heard in a long time.
    This sounds like something me and my buddies would listen to in the truck on the way to work and laugh our asses off the entire ride..
    Ty 😊

  • @nodaysback1
    @nodaysback1 3 місяці тому +12

    I choked on a pretzle and pissed in my shorts and still cudn't stop laughing.. 😂wtfff!

  • @bronco4life
    @bronco4life 3 місяці тому +5

    Fricken Joey Diaz comes up with the wildest stories,, LMAO,,.

  • @danielcarr6170
    @danielcarr6170 4 місяці тому +28

    Why was the chick's voice joey impersonated the same damn voice he uses when he's telling stories about lee 🤣🤣🤣 omfg that's so great lol.

  • @Scorpiobw
    @Scorpiobw 3 місяці тому +23

    Uncle Joey locking slim and trim.

    • @DMort22
      @DMort22 3 місяці тому +7

      Like a docta

  • @coldcrush9
    @coldcrush9 3 місяці тому +20

    I don't think Theo understands the level of drugs that Joey Diaz did

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 3 місяці тому +4

      He is clueless. Theo is a pretender, Joey is a contender.

  • @Tr1b33
    @Tr1b33 3 місяці тому +1

    When 2 legends collides.. too fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @deelite19
    @deelite19 3 місяці тому +3

    “Nowadays you just sit on a plane like a commie” hahahaha coco killing me

  • @Domn879
    @Domn879 2 місяці тому +4

    13:20 I think many of us feel this way. Baffled that we are still alive/still whole and not in jail considering all the wreckless sh1t we did when younger. We all know people who had less luck.

  • @Kamopanda
    @Kamopanda 4 місяці тому +16

    That first story was wild about handing the prostitute money through the door several times a night.

    • @DerDudelino
      @DerDudelino 3 місяці тому

      Never gotten into the Escort game. Is the sex so much better? I've always been the guy that goes down the elevator in a hotel, sits next to a hot girl a the hotel bar or some other bar, talks to her for an hour or so and bangs her the whole night, because you gotta enjoy life dude :D
      But I've also never gotten into cocaine, not my game. Lots of alcohol - bring it on Baby. But drugs, I always chickened out without folks knowing :O)

  • @spiraloonable
    @spiraloonable 3 місяці тому +6

    Another fucking priceless duo, I adore to watch. Thanks for being you guys. You are fucking awesome 💜💪🤣

  • @bringuptheWolfsHead
    @bringuptheWolfsHead 4 місяці тому +13

    fellas, I've gotta do a little time starting Wednesday morning...when I say a little, I do mean a little....a few weeks in county...thing is I'm around Theo's age and I haven't been in trouble since the early oughts....it's more annoying & maddening than anything else but thank you...this has helped me....

    • @stickd34th
      @stickd34th 4 місяці тому +4

      Stay strong bud, you'll be out in no time

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 4 місяці тому +3

      What did you do?

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 3 місяці тому +1

      Focus on nothing but positive shit while you’re in there.
      Read some books. Make the most out of your stay!

    • @ledflaplin2001
      @ledflaplin2001 3 місяці тому

      Pull on your taffy in the shower everyday. Assert dominance

    • @bringuptheWolfsHead
      @bringuptheWolfsHead 2 місяці тому +2

      sup brosefs... I'm back from my recent nightmare and started breathing fresh air in freedom once again....if I told you guys the reasons why I had to do these past 30
      days, well, I wouldn't be surprised if after hearing my story not one of you guys would believe how and why I was made to cop a plea instead of risking way more time away considering how NASSAU COUNTY has a 97% conviction rate when going against them in a fuckin trial... appreciate the vibes and well wishes.... nothing as gorgeous as being able to do little things we usually take for granted

  • @chasegordon2120
    @chasegordon2120 3 місяці тому +7

    Drugs. Lord help us all. It’s amazing any of us live through it

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 3 місяці тому +1

      No shit bro, I think back on how hard me and my Podnuh’s used to roll and there is no way I could even think about doing that these days.
      Good times.

  • @DonnieXz
    @DonnieXz 3 місяці тому +4

    I would pay to watch a hundred seasons of a series about Theo, joey and Joe Rogan histories. LMFAO 😂

    • @iambs11
      @iambs11 3 місяці тому +2

      100%

  • @notadamcrosby
    @notadamcrosby 3 місяці тому +22

    i was a driver for an escort... these stories are so common its insane...

    • @juanitomartinez4279
      @juanitomartinez4279 3 місяці тому +4

      dawg you were a pimp!

    • @notadamcrosby
      @notadamcrosby 3 місяці тому

      @@juanitomartinez4279 naw. we both worked for a madam that we never met. she ran the online ads. we ran the logisitics.

    • @figurefiguras4104
      @figurefiguras4104 2 місяці тому

      ​@@juanitomartinez4279 lmaoo

  • @ericgreen6540
    @ericgreen6540 3 місяці тому +4

    Joey kills no matter where he is 🤣🤣😂

  • @Certified_Art_Teacher
    @Certified_Art_Teacher 2 місяці тому +1

    “Wow!”
    (Continues watching basketball)
    That took me out!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rossow88
    @rossow88 4 місяці тому +25

    Can't have times like that now, everybody has a high quality camera in their pocket and the means to share videos immediately.

    • @SpacePope420
      @SpacePope420 4 місяці тому

      Fine by me. Upload me pounding you out bitch i aint shy.

    • @niks9652
      @niks9652 4 місяці тому

      You still can not give a fuck

    • @Roosters-rants1977
      @Roosters-rants1977 3 місяці тому +4

      Yup. I'm so glad I was a maniac junky before the internet and cellphones got big. I'd hate to have my stuff on video

    • @Soloflavor
      @Soloflavor 3 місяці тому

      youd be surprised

  • @daveinmontana7726
    @daveinmontana7726 2 місяці тому

    I Love this one !! I was born in 1960 and spent my 20's in the 80's and 30's so this video hits home. The Cocaine situation was insane !!

  • @amigodelamigo
    @amigodelamigo 3 місяці тому +4

    I remember my coke days,tripping over about where the bag is, when it’s in your pocket the entire time.

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 3 місяці тому

      lol! Shit, I alway knew where my bag was. When I started to trip was when it tooted it all and there was nothing but tumble weeds. LOFL!

  • @FJB_2024TRUMP
    @FJB_2024TRUMP Місяць тому

    Damn!!! Thank you for taking me out of REALITY of life over here for 20 mins!!!! I was reminiscing on all the crazy shit I did when I was younger. I definitely have some stories.

  • @Green_Gold
    @Green_Gold 3 місяці тому +3

    I was too nervous to let one of my feet make all the decisions is the most Theo thing ever

  • @jeffreydavis4844
    @jeffreydavis4844 3 місяці тому +1

    its crazy how accurate theses stories are

  • @carolinehayward6694
    @carolinehayward6694 4 місяці тому +25

    🦉 I remember being so lonely years ago I phoned a prostitute out the phone book and asked if there were any male ones , she said yes after a long pause , three hours later( of pure waiting in terror , )he appeared , looked like a smaller version of my uncle so I paid him £175 for the hour, back then that wasn’t cheap and ended up only talking for 2 hours and sent him on his way , thinking back I’m sure it was her man , loneliness, sad songs and booze can make you do strange shit. 🤦‍♀️ never again. 😊 ✌️

    • @RedEyes_95
      @RedEyes_95 4 місяці тому +1

      real 🫂

    • @ledflaplin2001
      @ledflaplin2001 3 місяці тому

      Did you put sexy underwear on before he got there?

    • @AaronBr00mfie7d
      @AaronBr00mfie7d 3 місяці тому

      That's some real talk. I never imagine women would seek out and pay for confort, like men often do.

    • @ledflaplin2001
      @ledflaplin2001 3 місяці тому

      @@carolinehayward6694 what would you have done if he pulled out his giant dong?

    • @ledflaplin2001
      @ledflaplin2001 3 місяці тому

      @@carolinehayward6694 what if pulled out his huge member ready to shag?

  • @spencergill1890
    @spencergill1890 2 місяці тому

    We love Joey and Theo so much. International treasures and national treasures, both legends. ❤❤

  • @SteelyDanimal
    @SteelyDanimal 3 місяці тому +3

    I’m only 44 but I totally got the Jethro Tull joke. That was my first concert as a kid.

  • @darcyshore7048
    @darcyshore7048 4 місяці тому +14

    Joey looks so much healthier! Good on you

    • @dudemanismadcool
      @dudemanismadcool 3 місяці тому +2

      It's incredible how far Joey's health has improved. He is way sharper mentally and night and day physically, outfitted with new replenished cells now far removed from his prior lifestyle. Even his vocal chords and lungs have recovered considerably. Human body is like a plant and it's never too late to bring that puppy back to life if you haven't crossed that nebulous threshold.

  • @expendable4h002
    @expendable4h002 3 місяці тому +4

    “Getting high and not getting anywhere.” - Facts

  • @survivethis1wow
    @survivethis1wow 3 місяці тому +2

    8 more weeks of 8ball LMFAOOOOO that groundhog day joke was hillarious

  • @InfoWarsTexas
    @InfoWarsTexas 4 місяці тому +4

    Theo amazing stuff! Two legends!

  • @XLSaga
    @XLSaga 11 днів тому +1

    "Picking up chicks on the plane!"
    Niiiiiiiice.

  • @JerryC25
    @JerryC25 3 місяці тому +5

    This is gold

  • @borlan100
    @borlan100 Місяць тому

    I love Joey, his stories always make me laugh.

  • @user-bf5vi6yg8n
    @user-bf5vi6yg8n 3 місяці тому +3

    Thank you for the honesty Theo! Everybody thinks they’re weird but it turns out everybody has their things. Insecurities, vices, skills

  • @Helsingborgare90
    @Helsingborgare90 18 днів тому

    How Joey is stil alive is one of earths biggest mysterium.
    The storys is neverending 😂

  • @GeorgiaGrowGuy
    @GeorgiaGrowGuy 3 місяці тому +3

    I used to carry an alarm clock in my car back then. I never knew where i would end, but i knew if i missed work, i could not afford to do it all over again.

  • @erokbrewmeister9231
    @erokbrewmeister9231 2 місяці тому

    This was the funniest vid I have seen in a LONG time ! JD you da man !

  • @HSCS98
    @HSCS98 3 місяці тому +5

    It’s 3:30 and this guys a f chef 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnmchugh8049
    @johnmchugh8049 19 днів тому

    Uncle Joey stories are the best

  • @TH4MBRM
    @TH4MBRM 3 місяці тому +4

    These 2 are just genius

  • @HillaryBGoff
    @HillaryBGoff 2 місяці тому +1

    joey diaz funniest guy on the planet

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 3 місяці тому +4

    Just earlier I was shaking my head thinking about a guy I met in the drug underworld and some of the situations you find yourself in with those people. Stranger than fiction.

    • @jyellowhammer
      @jyellowhammer 3 місяці тому

      Can’t make that kind of shit up!! Lol

  • @Rosco_1
    @Rosco_1 2 місяці тому +4

    johnny look at this ..(WOW!!!!)😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jenniferspence7092
    @jenniferspence7092 4 місяці тому +8

    9:37 Theo I'm dying 😂😂

  • @tdedition2219
    @tdedition2219 Місяць тому +1

    this interview cant get more Pisces energyy in itt😂😂😂

  • @mattblack2475
    @mattblack2475 3 місяці тому +4

    This is Gold

  • @dwade6322
    @dwade6322 15 днів тому

    This is one of the best clips ever. The story at the end...OMG😂

  • @kevinyeager9023
    @kevinyeager9023 3 місяці тому +3

    holy hell that ozempic making joey look so different...

  • @Johnny-hq3cd
    @Johnny-hq3cd 3 місяці тому +1

    Joey has the ability to make you miss those times like crazy, even tho you werent around that time 😂

    • @pekbekmkek6310
      @pekbekmkek6310 3 місяці тому

      you mean the fantasy times that only exist in this degenerates fantasy?

  • @chrissilva4500
    @chrissilva4500 2 місяці тому +3

    Woman of the night 😂 😂 😂

  • @anFy81
    @anFy81 4 місяці тому +6

    you can o.d. on the sunset..
    some things we can only hear from Theo

  • @ryanjohnston7844
    @ryanjohnston7844 2 місяці тому

    I could listen to joey all day.

  • @johndrake3472
    @johndrake3472 3 місяці тому +7

    I grew up in the 80s and 90s - It was a different world - a better world.

    • @skullrose8985
      @skullrose8985 2 місяці тому

      It certainly was a lot more laid back as well..
      I live in England & I'm so glad I had my kids when I did..life has changed a lot, don't get me wrong there are a few positives but still,I was born 1976..
      People were different,I feel sad now 🤣🤣 think I'm going to have to watch another one of these..
      Have a great day & take care 🤘☮️🤘☮️

    • @johndrake3472
      @johndrake3472 2 місяці тому

      @@skullrose8985 No doubt about it.

  • @Baltimoresfinest700
    @Baltimoresfinest700 3 місяці тому +1

    What’s understood doesn’t need to be explained. When you know you know.

  • @raymondqiu8202
    @raymondqiu8202 4 місяці тому +3

    Dang I'm early. Love you Theo the funniest comedian!!

  • @AP91
    @AP91 3 місяці тому +1

    people need to hear more of those stories

  • @adrenalinejunkie4320
    @adrenalinejunkie4320 Місяць тому

    oh man that was hilarious!!
    pulled out some serious laughing!
    thanx!

  • @Stephanie_S_777
    @Stephanie_S_777 4 місяці тому +5

    I love these two.😂

  • @vaserve2994
    @vaserve2994 3 місяці тому

    I listened to this clip twice and laughed all the way through both times 😂

  • @BMG19FUNNYDIE
    @BMG19FUNNYDIE 3 місяці тому +6

    Jethro Tull. Aqualung.

  • @fhaquuu
    @fhaquuu 3 місяці тому +1

    Ok I’m Subscribed Theo.
    Omg Joey is funny AF right now. On fire 🔥
    Amazing

  • @nixifyy
    @nixifyy 4 місяці тому +9

    Joey looks better!

  • @brysant_
    @brysant_ 2 місяці тому

    I could listen to Joey tell stories all day haha