wikiHow: How to Be a Nerf Medic

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  • @KC_Garcia
    @KC_Garcia 4 роки тому +1157

    The best way to call for a Nerf Medic is to do it TF2 style.
    "MEDIC!"
    "MEDIC!"
    "MEDIC!"

    • @silksongoutyet
      @silksongoutyet 3 роки тому +49

      Spam E on your keyboard

    • @lich.possum
      @lich.possum 3 роки тому +21

      Doc! Come on man!

    • @zeshen7030
      @zeshen7030 3 роки тому +5

      I don’t know why but I think I am the only one call nerf medic: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOC

    • @elderbugisacooldude8743
      @elderbugisacooldude8743 3 роки тому +5

      MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

    • @BongBong-Gaming
      @BongBong-Gaming 3 роки тому +3

      MEEEEEEEDIIUCCC!

  • @jbob1047
    @jbob1047 6 років тому +2025

    “Here eat this to revive!” “Okay....”
    Gets drugged by the candy

  • @ortizcarlmoni
    @ortizcarlmoni 6 років тому +1426

    My UberCharge is almost ready my friends!!!

  • @KC_Garcia
    @KC_Garcia 4 роки тому +330

    "I am fully charged!"
    "MEEEEDIC"
    "MEDIC"
    "MEEEEEEDIIIIIIC"
    "DOCTOOOOOR"

  • @tylerwiseman
    @tylerwiseman 6 років тому +813

    Downed Person: "MEDIC!"
    "Medic": Want some Skittles?
    Downed Person: "...MEDIC!?"

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 роки тому +23

      "Medic": Well, what about some Snickers-
      *DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME DUMMKOPF!!!*
      Anyway where was I?

    • @Anthonywinters_
      @Anthonywinters_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@boid9761 in the 3rd reich

    • @RandomPerson-mt1oy
      @RandomPerson-mt1oy 3 роки тому

      Skittles?!?
      I NEED A MEDIC BAGGGGGG

    • @Xplainn93
      @Xplainn93 3 роки тому +1

      @@RandomPerson-mt1oy AAAAAGH I’M DYING

    • @lasagna6133
      @lasagna6133 3 роки тому +4

      Meet the medic

  • @Korviliath
    @Korviliath 6 років тому +714

    "Stop dying!" ...But I want candy...

    • @trix5125
      @trix5125 6 років тому +12

      Korviliath Stop being unable to spell “dying”

    • @glitchy-17
      @glitchy-17 6 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @apotatoguylikesdogs6761
      @apotatoguylikesdogs6761 6 років тому +2

      Candy is what all ppl in a nerf war need

    • @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh0
      @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh0 5 років тому

      Nah
      If you could make a rule to only be downed once then your can’t be revived

    • @CAceDubz
      @CAceDubz 5 років тому +3

      @@trix5125 stop bitching

  • @notmuch_23
    @notmuch_23 6 років тому +200

    At a group I play with, their "medic system" is this: first hit, the teammate (no designated medics), ties a white strip of cloth (simulated bandage) around your arm. Second hit, a teammate gives you a bottle of water, and you must drink the whole thing before getting back in play ("potion"). Third hit, it's a hard respawn.
    I also need to write an Nerf WikiHow article that's actually *good!*

    • @smittzero8463
      @smittzero8463 6 років тому +19

      This is a cool system. The bandage can double as a sweatband and staying hydrated is important.

    • @mills1198
      @mills1198 3 роки тому +1

      Probably best if you carry one emergency bandage just so it's not op

    • @hexsiongaming4462
      @hexsiongaming4462 3 роки тому +9

      Get a gallon of water and connect it to someone with a straw for ubercharge

    • @rhodesdrakethenieliii3209
      @rhodesdrakethenieliii3209 2 роки тому

      The bottle of water is more like a medicine vial in militaristic terms

    • @wiggle143
      @wiggle143 Рік тому

      @@hexsiongaming4462yea, like those hats with three cup holders in them to drink two at once lol

  • @Jackalblade9
    @Jackalblade9 6 років тому +483

    I gotta admit I like the candy mechanic, just tote some Tic-Tacs, Pez or the like around....
    Or Skittles if Captain Xavier's on your team.

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner 6 років тому +15

      Skittle absolver.... So you get get the healing at range.

    • @skrrtdotcom9120
      @skrrtdotcom9120 4 роки тому +9

      Gummy life savers lol

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 4 роки тому +8

      Use gummy bears
      If you are a double crosser, spike one gummy bear with a spicy one

    • @jackp8293
      @jackp8293 3 роки тому +2

      Emergency pez dispenser

  • @BradleyPhillipsYT
    @BradleyPhillipsYT 6 років тому +1899

    Can I suggest Wikihow: How to be a Nerf sniper for your next one?

    • @ALPHA.Mods.1
      @ALPHA.Mods.1 6 років тому +9

      yes!!!!

    • @telmjen4662
      @telmjen4662 6 років тому +8

      Be Bradley

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 6 років тому +20

      who fucking wrote that, Coop? XD

    • @bernie604
      @bernie604 6 років тому +1

      William LOL

    • @Bean41
      @Bean41 6 років тому +7

      William no... Bradley Philips, a real nerf sniper.
      And aussie.

  • @UnkleSanik
    @UnkleSanik 3 роки тому +342

    Nerf medics are the living embodiment of the "I'm a healer, but... *cocks gun*" meme

    • @Moralsiz
      @Moralsiz 3 роки тому

      👽

    • @thegame5126
      @thegame5126 3 роки тому +5

      @@Moralsiz bogos binted?

    • @keinname9638
      @keinname9638 3 роки тому +9

      "Zhe healing is not as rewarding as zhe hurting!"

    • @meemkade
      @meemkade 3 роки тому +1

      PROOTOOOGEEENNN- AAAAAAA FLUFFY

    • @soramikami4383
      @soramikami4383 3 роки тому

      Does anyone here know where that it from? I can provide sauce

  • @trytobanme9332
    @trytobanme9332 3 роки тому +420

    My brain: Isn't it a warcrime to shoot medic by Geneva convention?
    My soul: *Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion*

    • @piotrwisniewski70
      @piotrwisniewski70 3 роки тому +30

      Someone: you cant shot medic! It's against Geneva convention!
      Gamers: Geneva what now?

    • @FakeTronaldRump
      @FakeTronaldRump 3 роки тому +31

      well the war crime only comes if the medic is unarmed, if the medic is armed then it should be ok if I remembered correctly

    • @trytobanme9332
      @trytobanme9332 3 роки тому +13

      @@FakeTronaldRump nope as much as medic has red cross on head he can't be harmed and it's war crime to kill him (yes even armed cause noone cares for Geneva convention so he must defend him self)

    • @trulers8713
      @trulers8713 3 роки тому +3

      Battlefield:

    • @audeliy2092
      @audeliy2092 3 роки тому +16

      Its not a war crime if there ain't witnesses

  • @Seattle41791
    @Seattle41791 6 років тому +601

    Does each piece of candy raise your health meter level to "revive" you?

    • @beretnarf
      @beretnarf  6 років тому +153

      1 M&M = 1/5 revive

    • @froogy9218
      @froogy9218 3 роки тому +54

      @@beretnarf eat 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 m and ms to become immortal

    • @juggernog4422
      @juggernog4422 3 роки тому +46

      @@froogy9218 eating 1 Million m&ms
      +Immortality
      -diabeetus

    • @sweetricecakeman8582
      @sweetricecakeman8582 3 роки тому +28

      @@juggernog4422 Ability: Diabeetus
      -Physical damage: 0
      -Self-damage: 100
      -Emotional damage to loved ones: 20

    • @PapeZeon
      @PapeZeon 3 роки тому +3

      @@sweetricecakeman8582 XD

  • @Seattle41791
    @Seattle41791 6 років тому +211

    Unfortunately Skittles are the only thing that can revive Captain Xavier

    • @camerong7365
      @camerong7365 6 років тому +2

      Aaaayyy

    • @awfullygenericname6783
      @awfullygenericname6783 6 років тому +6

      Clandestine Nerf
      I will only accept Nestle Crunch, KitKat, Tumblrone, Toblerone, and any actual orange flavored candy. Orange juice and orange flavored Gatorade may work.

    • @apotatoguylikesdogs6761
      @apotatoguylikesdogs6761 6 років тому

      Clandestine Nerf always bring a few bags of them

  • @rzrider683
    @rzrider683 6 років тому +550

    I want the candy mechanic used in a game, just for the lols

    • @yegor2
      @yegor2 6 років тому +11

      i hope it's just a kid with a dog covered in tin foil

    • @apotatoguylikesdogs6761
      @apotatoguylikesdogs6761 6 років тому +6

      RZ Rider free candy from a medic

    • @minecraftWithDanielD
      @minecraftWithDanielD 5 років тому +8

      What if your on a diet

    • @quant1ri0
      @quant1ri0 3 роки тому +11

      just imagine a guy has an airport bag just full of candy in the field.

    • @PJBloop
      @PJBloop 3 роки тому +6

      "Sandvich made me strong"

  • @IdkMaestro
    @IdkMaestro 3 роки тому +65

    Tf2 Medic mains: Watch what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

  • @БруноСерветто
    @БруноСерветто 3 роки тому +22

    *"DOKTOR, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK"*
    *"I HAVE NO IDEA :D"*

  • @bipedalnarwhal277
    @bipedalnarwhal277 6 років тому +92

    I love these little skits you added in!

    • @beretnarf
      @beretnarf  6 років тому +12

      Thanks! They are a blast to make.

    • @camerong7365
      @camerong7365 6 років тому +2

      Beret Yeah! They are awesome and funny!

  • @celestial7548
    @celestial7548 6 років тому +170

    8:08 "Can i use nerf blaster to revive lizard that fell of sandbags?"

    • @Jack-lm8ry
      @Jack-lm8ry 6 років тому +14

      Toby Chanco I love how he took his arms off the table like the question made him uncomfortable😁

    • @celestial7548
      @celestial7548 6 років тому +4

      Jaxson xD

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 6 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @TrickySlickNick
      @TrickySlickNick 3 роки тому +1

      I was laughing

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 3 роки тому +1

      What in the goddamn does this mean?

  • @loganguy2155
    @loganguy2155 3 роки тому +22

    Him:comfort is “optional”
    Me:(picks up minigun)

  • @murderousduck3024
    @murderousduck3024 3 роки тому +12

    *"Hooh... Anyvay, zats how I lost my medical license."*

  • @homelee665
    @homelee665 6 років тому +343

    Chocolate also helps in case of dementors.

    • @bernie604
      @bernie604 6 років тому +7

      i got the reference

    • @camerong7365
      @camerong7365 6 років тому +5

      Aaayyyyy

    • @jacobb.9181
      @jacobb.9181 6 років тому +2

      Harry Potter?
      I've read the book and this was never mentioned.

    • @camerong7365
      @camerong7365 6 років тому +9

      Jacob Burden When Harry passes out from the dementors, he is told to eat a lot of chocolate, as it helps with the trauma after being attacked by a dementor.

    • @Alex-wi1mx
      @Alex-wi1mx 6 років тому +1

      Lupin?

  • @Trigos211
    @Trigos211 3 роки тому +14

    "Medic!"
    "Medic!, Come on man"
    "Medic please!"
    -Me on half of a game probably

  • @darrellgalusha5906
    @darrellgalusha5906 3 роки тому +29

    "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting"

  • @cabbybrocolimania5297
    @cabbybrocolimania5297 3 роки тому +10

    “HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU DYING, STOP DYING!”
    “But I like candy!”

  • @eggbag4182
    @eggbag4182 6 років тому +66

    Legend has it that the blue shirt guy is still being revived to this day.

    • @SirFailure
      @SirFailure 3 роки тому

      And the legend continues

  • @HungryGoofball
    @HungryGoofball 3 роки тому +24

    Me when im a medic THAT one annoying scout: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC

  • @ZachsGametube
    @ZachsGametube 6 років тому +15

    The literal only reason i could see the "Candy-Medic" being an actual good thing would just be game pacing or balance. For example if half your team is down in one spot and all you have to do is tag them all (which you could almost do without even stopping your sprint) than that would be mad broken. the slower pace adds a real sense of 'danger' for the doc and those trying not to be shot
    "Candy-Medics" would have to take their time to aid other players which, imo, would lend itself to some fun gameplay, Ex. everybody covering fire for the medic so we can get our only missile guy back in the fight

  • @theprimegamer7086
    @theprimegamer7086 6 років тому +56

    Can we just get a video of you running with "run" in the background?

  • @blackberet9997
    @blackberet9997 6 років тому +49

    Normally when I'm thinking of subscribing to someone, it usually takes about a week. But yesterday, I decided I was gonna subscribe to everyone I considered. And it was one of the best decisions I've ever made. You are awesome!

    • @donutstudios6353
      @donutstudios6353 3 роки тому +1

      God emperor of mankind

    • @Lyncin
      @Lyncin 3 роки тому

      @@donutstudios6353 D0nut Studi0s

  • @liamthespecial4820
    @liamthespecial4820 3 роки тому +21

    Pro tip: rapidly shovel skittles into a teammate’s mouth to activate Uber Charge

  • @zeroblade6599
    @zeroblade6599 6 років тому +123

    From what internet tells me about the usa, wearing a bulletproof vest actually will keep you alive longer. Good tip wikihow, not really nerf related but still a good tip.

    • @9_dog_madness
      @9_dog_madness 6 років тому

      Zero Blade or dont be stupid and travel to high crime rated cities. I been to every state and almost every major city and have yet to hear a gunshot.

    • @schwany6703
      @schwany6703 6 років тому +7

      Just don't go to baltimore, chicago, or any cities in general.

    • @floppaquest4916
      @floppaquest4916 3 роки тому

      @@schwany6703 don’t go to black cities

    • @schwany6703
      @schwany6703 3 роки тому

      @@floppaquest4916 even majority white cities are s#1tholes. The urban environment breeds toxicity, malice and independency like nothing else. People in those hellish concrete jungles are much worse than those in suburbia or rural areas

    • @schwany6703
      @schwany6703 3 роки тому

      @@floppaquest4916 I've had my car broken into in rapid city, south Dakota. No city is ever really safe

  • @sir_goofs9456
    @sir_goofs9456 6 років тому +70

    Take the chewable candy and gently spot to the wound,it’s medic 101 people

  • @BingethBongeth
    @BingethBongeth 3 роки тому +6

    I feel like the candy idea would be a great mechanic! Each medic starts with a PEZ dispenser with one packet already stored inside, and each revive takes up a pellet. When they run out, they are either not allowed to revive or they can reload with a new packet! Think of it like a stim shot

  • @theteutonking3306
    @theteutonking3306 4 роки тому +12

    Remember: Nerf medics aren't real battlefield medics, meaning it is perfectly legal to shoot them even if they aren't an open combatant, meaning you won't be tried in the Hague for violating the Geneva Convention!

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 роки тому +1

      Besides.
      If you are well aware that the Medic can not only Rez, but Uber as well. You need to take them out while protecting yours

  • @EDSKaR
    @EDSKaR 6 років тому +20

    Obviously the answer is the Tactical waitermedic.
    (And a real world first aider with a phone to call an ambulance)

  • @makibruv
    @makibruv 3 роки тому +3

    Personally my friends and I did a Nerf war and we had a class limitations, which I'm not going into details but at the most basic point - each team has 1 or 2 medics, and they carry around band aids. To revive someone, you need to stick the band aid somewhere on their shoulder, and that can be a clear indicator to how many times they were revived. If you get taken out while you have 2 band aids, you're out for the match.

    • @wiggle143
      @wiggle143 Рік тому

      Thats a great system!
      It does sound like a giant waste of bandaids though…

    • @makibruv
      @makibruv Рік тому +1

      @@wiggle143 We had lots of spares lying around that barely even stuck, but they were functional enough to work. We found it fun that you had to actually put in some amount of effort to open and stick a band-aid to revive someone as well. We only played it two or three times though, and since then I've moved on to Airsoft a bit more

  • @NavySeabee333
    @NavySeabee333 6 років тому +32

    Most of the other ones were just bad but I can see this one actually working for a child's role play nerf war. Not suitable for an actual nerf war and I don't believe it was intended for that. There are points where it crosses the line when it mentions moderators. It still seems like this was for a larp style war instead of a legit nerf club event.

    • @Matt-md5yt
      @Matt-md5yt 6 років тому +3

      agreed, like that Fallout themed one

  • @SiLva_SuRfa
    @SiLva_SuRfa 3 роки тому +8

    Why doesn’t anyone talking about how this guy sounds just like daily dose of internet.

  • @connortremeer1966
    @connortremeer1966 6 років тому +9

    Im a real medic and a nerf medic so i carry a real med kit with semi good stuff like gauze tape joint braces and numbing gels as well as injury cleaning fluids. And i carry water and snacks and goomies. I carry 1000 ammo in a backpack to pitch in. And im 100% first aid trained.

  • @Maximus2761
    @Maximus2761 6 років тому +36

    You know blue cross is also a thing, right?

  • @zing_zoo
    @zing_zoo 3 роки тому +4

    Meet the medic "*team fortress 2 music starts playing*"

  • @nerfspartanEBF25
    @nerfspartanEBF25 6 років тому +2

    As a Nerfer and someone with actual occupational first aid training (OFA), your analysis gave me a chuckle XD And it also inspired me to assemble an actual pair of medkits in case something actually does happen.

    • @beretnarf
      @beretnarf  6 років тому +2

      A well packed first aid kit at games is definitely a good idea- better to be prepared just in case!

  • @heartbreakpg3d327
    @heartbreakpg3d327 3 роки тому +5

    0:02 he sounds like daily dose of internet

  • @itsjave8644
    @itsjave8644 6 років тому +13

    “Educational video”

  • @nerfjager731
    @nerfjager731 6 років тому +32

    best part at 5:30

  • @duhdude7165
    @duhdude7165 3 роки тому +2

    Little did the medic in the thumbnail know, that is his Jolt was not primed.

  • @imtoolazytocomeupwithaclev2323
    @imtoolazytocomeupwithaclev2323 6 років тому +19

    3:41 FUS RO DAH!

  • @scp-6659
    @scp-6659 6 років тому +8

    This is as accurate as Valve's Medic Tutorial..

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 роки тому

      ArraySeven is better

  • @JamieTenikoff
    @JamieTenikoff 6 років тому +29

    My lizard fell of the sandbags. Any advice?

  • @kvllerqveen7147
    @kvllerqveen7147 4 роки тому +2

    “And there it is, the nerf medkit”
    I t ‘ s a j o l t r e s k I n

  • @NaptownNerf
    @NaptownNerf 6 років тому +78

    lol great vid man. Now I need candy...

    • @zagost3611
      @zagost3611 6 років тому +1

      Naptown Nerf you're here too ? I'm a fan and I love your review of the Nerf terrascout 😊

    • @octaviathecaster3539
      @octaviathecaster3539 6 років тому

      *69 likes*

  • @Carlos-zn6zf
    @Carlos-zn6zf 3 роки тому +2

    bruh when being a medic just have a wall of guys in front of you and every time they get shot just tag them back.

  • @redwwhite739
    @redwwhite739 3 роки тому +10

    Bro, I need to see a nerf war that actually has all the roles n shit.

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 3 роки тому

      That would be sick as shit, and even cooler if they was a sort of uniform like Gilli suits and helmets and all sorts

  • @ShadowmarkReturns
    @ShadowmarkReturns 3 роки тому +2

    Legit though, the candy to revive is a neat idea. Makes it so there is an action time which leaves the medic vulnerable instead of just tag and run.

  • @thebenmario10
    @thebenmario10 6 років тому +5

    me:MEDIC
    medic: DONT WORRY THE MEDIC IS ON THE WAY **gets sniped**

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 роки тому

      Sniper: _laughs in Australian_

    • @thebenmario10
      @thebenmario10 3 роки тому

      @@boid9761 spy: **commits mass genocide**

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 роки тому

      @@thebenmario10 Seeing Dirty Harry, I'm very disappointed that nobody thought of giving Sniper a .44 Magnum named the Magnum Force as a secondary.

    • @thebenmario10
      @thebenmario10 3 роки тому

      @@boid9761 yeah

  • @mistertrashman6140
    @mistertrashman6140 3 роки тому +1

    Instructions unclear, booted up tf2, medic is now my main

  • @pixeltrex1144
    @pixeltrex1144 6 років тому +4

    whats the blaster the impaled guy has at 6:29?

    • @itsyaboyo68
      @itsyaboyo68 6 років тому

      looks like a centurion demolisher integration

    • @pixeltrex1144
      @pixeltrex1144 6 років тому +1

      @@itsyaboyo68 cool thanks

  • @McGuireMotionProductions
    @McGuireMotionProductions 3 роки тому +1

    “Get in shape” alright guys, it’s been fun, but ima head out bc I’m not gunna be a nerf medic

  • @DeltaWolf1000
    @DeltaWolf1000 6 років тому +14

    *impaled* sure, a band aid and some chocolate will help!

    • @bipedalnarwhal277
      @bipedalnarwhal277 6 років тому +1

      Are you questioning Wikihow’s medical wisdom?

    • @DeltaWolf1000
      @DeltaWolf1000 6 років тому +1

      It seems completely sound, but I'm no Medic.

    • @bipedalnarwhal277
      @bipedalnarwhal277 6 років тому +1

      Exactly 😤😤

    • @gravelis_6798
      @gravelis_6798 6 років тому

      If its the last thing i eat, sure ill have some chocolate

    • @supersloth5169
      @supersloth5169 6 років тому

      @@gravelis_6798 i have to agree

  • @killerzedboss
    @killerzedboss 5 років тому +1

    I made up a revival system, I got inspired by another comment, so here it is:
    When shot, you are "downed", normal teammates can revive you if you have a white band of cloth (Bandage) on a limb, if not, a medic will have to give you one to use, if you are downed and there is a bandage nearby, you may grab it and equip it, but if an enemy tags you while your downed and you have a bandage, you have to give them it.
    Medics can carry blue bands of cloth (Shields) with them to give to teammates, these are equipped same as shields, a medic may not use them, however. If knocked down, a player can get back up in 3 seconds with a shield equipped, but if they do this action, they must discard it. Teammates can exchange shields, they can also give them to medics for other use. You cannot use shields from the ground, however, a medic can pick them up to give to teammates.
    If a enemy shoots or melees your bandage or shield, you have to discard it, if a medic is nearby, you can give them the item. Remember: YOU CAN ONLY USE A DISCARDED BANDAGE IF YOU ARE DOWNED.
    Edit: You can have a maximum of 2 bandages and 2 shields equipped.

  • @kingfloridaman5274
    @kingfloridaman5274 3 роки тому +3

    It’s why I use melee, all fun and games till I’m charging at you while screaming

  • @therealemeraldswordtes986
    @therealemeraldswordtes986 6 років тому +1

    "Oh, you have a sword implanted in you? Just put a Band-Aid on it and walk it off!"

    • @notdog6642
      @notdog6642 3 роки тому

      Madness combat be like:

  • @asherlito3801
    @asherlito3801 6 років тому +7

    Yes teach us all powerful wikihow

  • @krystallinekandied
    @krystallinekandied 3 роки тому

    "Are you sure this will work?!"
    "I have no idea!"
    *Begins to shove a packet of skittles down throat, package included.*

  • @ianfarquharson3772
    @ianfarquharson3772 6 років тому +28

    Best 1 yet. Great cast N ad reminded me I had a bag of maltesers buttons in the freezer I 4got about lol. Great vid as usual. TkEZ»UK

  • @gustavomotta8038
    @gustavomotta8038 3 роки тому +1

    "Lets go pratice some medicine"

  • @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato
    @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato 6 років тому +4

    So your saying putting mnms in a open wound won’t fix it?

    • @supersloth5169
      @supersloth5169 6 років тому

      No im saying pushing into the bone won't

  • @vanilla8956
    @vanilla8956 3 роки тому +2

    Me: I can’t sleep, this looks like a boring video I can fall asleep too.
    Me minutes later: *Laughing my ass off at **2:14** with tears in my eyes*

  • @lukemanuel6803
    @lukemanuel6803 6 років тому +4

    The stryfe is strong and fairly compact

  • @rougepilot5513
    @rougepilot5513 6 років тому +2

    The last step on this thing should be that medics must have a loudspeaker playing the "run" music

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 6 років тому +3

    Still better than battlefield 1 medics.

  • @gun8737
    @gun8737 3 роки тому +2

    Next article : "How to make a real life ŰberCharge to help you in your nerf battles."

  • @onecent8960
    @onecent8960 6 років тому +4

    So somone how tags you and your in. thats the wiki how

  • @grenadine_0976
    @grenadine_0976 5 років тому +1

    5:32. You never and I mean NEVER, piss off the captain with Swedish fish.

  • @rzrider683
    @rzrider683 6 років тому +17

    Write your own wikihow article as satire. Plz

    • @pigeonpower42
      @pigeonpower42 6 років тому

      RZ Rider it could be "how to make a wikihow article".

  • @erlik420
    @erlik420 6 років тому +2

    Let’s go practice medicine
    *Medic theme plays*

  • @OCNerf
    @OCNerf 6 років тому +25

    I'll take the Reese's please

  • @erickennyproductions1050
    @erickennyproductions1050 4 роки тому +1

    Oh my gawd! Friken Chaylo Captain Xavier!? Hell yeah!!!

    • @erickennyproductions1050
      @erickennyproductions1050 4 роки тому +1

      And what if the downed player is diabetic? That'd be a pretty damn horrible way to be revived, lol.

  • @Dead_Weight21
    @Dead_Weight21 6 років тому +4

    Medics too op. Nerf the nerf medic

    • @mooplex4466
      @mooplex4466 6 років тому

      The Shameful I’ll be Medic
      *NERF MEDIC*
      You’re right so sniper

    • @creepman2580
      @creepman2580 6 років тому

      @@mooplex4466 I'm already sniper

  • @somewhatofaidiot6570
    @somewhatofaidiot6570 3 роки тому +1

    Down person: DOCTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK
    Nerf medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

  • @TheBishopV
    @TheBishopV 6 років тому +6

    Revive me I have a SCAR

  • @Bluecheese2142
    @Bluecheese2142 3 роки тому +2

    Medics are tops. “You can only revive when I tell you to.”
    Tanks just sit there and take it from every angle.

  • @joxxed98
    @joxxed98 6 років тому +5

    First love you channel beret

  • @KaelumKrispr
    @KaelumKrispr 3 роки тому +1

    The candy thing is actually pretty sound, just imagining playing Airsoft while being mowed down trying to give someone some five gum

  • @thegamingsnail8115
    @thegamingsnail8115 6 років тому +7

    Oh no 🤦‍♂️ this can’t be good

  • @z.xdtcfy
    @z.xdtcfy 6 років тому +1

    When you're reviving, you solve for the values of x,y, and z from set of 3 linear equations

  • @gamerguy425
    @gamerguy425 6 років тому +3

    it doesn't have those horribly awkard wikihow illustrations that look like you took real photos and put them through an MS paint filter or something!

  • @loafdog7753
    @loafdog7753 6 років тому +2

    I don’t know why this showed up in my recommend feed, but I got a good laugh out of this 😆

  • @redenginner
    @redenginner 6 років тому +3

    MEDIC, EXCUSE ME, I AM IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

  • @coolpick2432
    @coolpick2432 6 років тому +2

    Nice! Now I can suffer people screaming relentlessly for a medic just like in team Fortress 2!

  • @titaniumviper9745
    @titaniumviper9745 5 років тому +1

    We just do the PUBG game mechanic so instead of being killed,you get "knocked" and you have ten seconds to be revived by a teammate. To revive a teammate you hold them for five seconds but if you can't get revived in time you are counted as dead for that round

  • @randomscientist6369
    @randomscientist6369 3 роки тому +1

    Meet the amazing medic

  • @robly1120
    @robly1120 3 роки тому

    Your telling me that the “hello everyone” at the beginning of the video wasn’t DAILY DOSE OF INTERNET?!

  • @amaze_man8072
    @amaze_man8072 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine a medic just saying GUM GUM in battle

  • @virustheguardian
    @virustheguardian 3 роки тому +1

    I remember one way we used the medic mechanic in a nerf war was when you got downed you could still get shot and if you were shot while down you were out of the game or had to go all the way back to spawn in order to get back in the game and the only way to get revived was to have the medic walk up to you and instead of tagging you he had to physically help you stand up like basically give you a hand because a downed player had to kneel and it took less than 1 second to preform, It seemed fun at the time and we sometimes still do it that way.

  • @NoseCandyKermit
    @NoseCandyKermit 3 роки тому

    "I JUST BROKE MY LEG!!"
    Wikihow: Its gonna be ok.. do you want skittles or M&Ms

  • @gamerguy425
    @gamerguy425 6 років тому +2

    If I ran a game with medics I'd make it that you either have to just help them up or shoot them with a specified "revive syringe" jolt or something.

  • @H1ydra
    @H1ydra 3 роки тому +1

    war medics: work from home:

  • @kw4584
    @kw4584 3 роки тому +1

    His "Hello everyone" made me instantly think of Daily Dose of Internet.

  • @typical8903
    @typical8903 3 роки тому +1

    i read this as, “how to nerf a medic”