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oh wow!!! you said that the joke... is funny!!! guys, it ain't that big a deal I'm just annoyed that people that make genuinely funny jokes get nothing here
@@THEOFFICIALU.S.GOVERNMENTFr bro I get so mad when they say exactly what they said in the video and said they thought it was funny and a million kids like it jus gets mead for some reason
Superman: grew up as a farm boy, parents taught him to never hit a woman. Batman: grew up in the city, probably saw a hooker stab a man. Knows women are just as dangerous as men.
In the last footage, Batman and Batwoman swaped bodies, so in actuality Batman was the one who said, he doesn't punch a woman, and Batwoman was the one who punched him.
thats remind me of mashl that said "don't worry, i support gender equality" and downslammed the girl after that😂 Wow, th i got 2.9k likes, thank u guys
@Tom_Stevens617 in theory in practice they still get pissed when men dont pay for everything or get themselves killed defending them or get angry if they arent promoted souly because their a woman. Their hypocrits and only want equality if it helps them.
They have to put profanities in the subtitles so UA-cam doesn't automatically put the video under UA-cam Kids, which disables the comments section. That's why every one of these videos needs to have at least one profanity in their subtitles
@@MisbegottenPhilomath on God the worst people on this platform are just the people that repeat quotes from the video Especially if they add emojis or "got me dying"
While I get the joke, but to be fair equal rights haven’t been achieved yet. But I’m also of the opinion that consequences are consequences. Your gender doesn’t save you z from accountability and retribution. So say woman wants to get physical and starts a physical altercation. They better be ready to finish physical altercation.
@@JediDrPepper049 no its more like im not going to be treated like a peasant in a monarchy and defend myself bo one should be hitting anyone until someone hits you first and what makes women think hitting someone stronger than you is a good idea is beyond me its pure delusion to start fights with someone who is more of a threat than you
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Batman on that Sigma male grindset better than Patrick Bateman.😂
W
Song?!?!
No problem
"Equal rights, equal fights."
-batman
More like Equal Lefts
Do a Jab
I think I like this better than that other comment lol
@@FakeSmile151 Batman probably dose has a great left hand hooker
Factss😂😂
"The hammer of Justice is Unisex"
Got me rolling 🤣 🤣 🤣
oh wow!!! you said that the joke... is funny!!!
guys, it ain't that big a deal
I'm just annoyed that people that make genuinely funny jokes get nothing here
@@THEOFFICIALU.S.GOVERNMENTWow, you said the joke was funny too, how hypocritical
@@Theflowingcurrent mine was to point out a like farm
His was to participate in farming
@@THEOFFICIALU.S.GOVERNMENTFr bro I get so mad when they say exactly what they said in the video and said they thought it was funny and a million kids like it jus gets mead for some reason
@sun1375 lil bro are you seriously admitting you're jealous, and GET jealous when people get likes and you don't 💀🙏
“ Equal opportunity crime fighter” what a fun thing to hear Batman say
It seems he has a sense of humor despite all the trauma
He sounded WAY to eager to say that shi 😭🙏
Why did Batman sound so happy to punch a woman 😂
@@samtheman-wc2pfhe gets a chance to flex his skills against women. How else do you think he got Catwoman?
I had to think about "I dont care what her Gender is i'm a equal opportunity ass whooper
Superman: dang it, Twitter would cancel me
Batman: doesn't care and saying equal rights, equal fights
😂
have you considered that there are people who do not enjoy hitting women
Batman does care since he can buy Twitter
Twitter is still debating his existence
@@Into_The_Void69wouldn’t that in turns make him care less
Why does he sound like he's having fun since long time 😭😭😭
FR
He miss punching his wife
He was smiling in the last clip😭😭
He was excited to punch her xD
Cuz that was actually batwoman in batman's body. So she obviously didn't have any problems hitting a woman.
Batman would absolutely say "Equal rights, equal lefts." 😂
🤣💀🤣💀
You win the internet today!😂
And equal uppercuts
Dammit you beat me to it!
I was just thinking that.
"the hammer of justice is UNISEX" 🗿🗿👏🏽👏🏽
The fact his head is shaped like 🗿 is so good
FUCKING WILD IM DIEING
⏸️
Equal rights equal fights
🥶
Bro really said "These hands are rated E for Everyone"
“Funny I don’t have that problem” 😂😂😂😂 I love that line so much
Fr
Considering how many mental issues batman had, it's a good thing he had one less😂😂
@@polipemoplume9283he isn’t Batman in this clip. Batwoman took over his body
@@dimsumboy22So he was basically trans 🤔
Look again at subtitles at that phrase. ☠️
"Funny, I don't have that problem" 🤣 love it
That smile while saying the line hits me every time😂😂😂
The funny thing is that wasn't actually Batman talking. The girl there used magic to make them switch bodies so the Batman there was actually the girl
I thought you said furry xD
Equal rights equal rights
🤣
I love how enthusiastic he sounds in the first clip, like he waited for so long to get the opportunity to beat up a waman
Fr
Yea you cheer him on when he does it. But when I do it someone calls the police 🙄
It's his little fast walk that sends me. Like he's so excited about that he can't even wait until he finishes speaking.
@@Scarecrow_555😂😂
@@Scarecrow_555to be fair he does a lot of stuff that would probably land ordinary people in jail.
Now this is what we call, "Equal Rights,Equal AWESOME Fights"😌😌😌
"Funny, I don't have that problem" got me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
mmm yeah
That's how jokes work thanks for pointing it out
“FUCK YOU, YOU GOVERNMENT ASSHOLE” is what I would say, but could not say that without yelling it in jack black’s voice
@THEOFFICIALU.S.GOVERNMENT you being a dick is unwarranted
Did it have you dying?
@@BoiledEgg48 Kinda. Well I did chuckle a few seconds
"the hammer of justice is unisex"definitely something that batman would say
True.
Batman 66? Absolutely
Well youre not wrong
It’s almost like he said it
Batman's hands are rated E for Everyone!
BEST ONE LOL 🤣
I laughed out loud from that XD.
You can catch these equal rights and equal lefts
I was gonna say that's bro
Cap.
Superman: grew up as a farm boy, parents taught him to never hit a woman.
Batman: grew up in the city, probably saw a hooker stab a man. Knows women are just as dangerous as men.
probably? in gotham? he most likely saw the hookers unionize to hit a man with crowbars
"Man or woman, a sick mind is capable of anything."
- Batman to Poison Ivy, "Harley and Ivy"
Don't forget, Batman himself got r🍇 by a women…
You have a point.
@@litepaw7when did that happen?
Equal rights equal fights
Equal rights, equal lefts
I agree with gender shouldn’t matter in self defense but this phrase just makes it sound like you guys want to beat up women
@@SokoIsCool then you missed the point or you dont really believe on what you say you believe
@@SokoIsCool I mean if someone has a beef with someone and they wanna settle it with hands..It shouldn’t matter what gender they are.
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The fact that he said 'The hammer of Justice is Unisex' without cracking up laughing 😂😂😂
E
@@EEEEEEEEFOR EVERYONE
The hammer of justice is unisex🤣🤣
If only it was that way irl
thanks for repeating the exact same line followed by emojis
You deserve all those likes
@@THEOFFICIALU.S.GOVERNMENT bro seems a little jealous 💀
@@JosephBallinin313 you’re on the Internet way too much if you think someone is jealous of likes because they said that😂
@@johnsmith2232- you might have autism if you can't understand sarcasm or most humor
This is why Batman's the GOAT
Not at all, I’m an equal opportunity crimefighter
Me: I’m an equal opportunity ass kicker
Bro is not him😂
Duke Nukem reference?
Cringe 🗿
Equal rights equal fights
I'm an equal opportunity my son beater
“didnt you parent ever teach you not to hit a women”
batman:
Batman: didn't your teach you to do no crime?
😂
😭💔💔 poor batman
Emotional damage!
"jokes on you. I dont have one"
The last one is out of context. That woman tricked Batman into switching their bodies. The woman is actually Batman and Batman is the woman.
So Batman ended up punching himself?
@@BigDexMedia
The woman punched her own body
But that doesn’t sound like something Batman would say. Batman isn’t that stupid. He’s meant to be a genius
Why would batman say that though.
@@MercurySteel you're right and wrong. Different woman inhabiting his body and that lady had zero clue.
Im sorry but this is why batman id the best superhero doesnt care whos he fighting just care if there gone and he wins
Female villain: you wouldn’t hit a girl, would you?
Batman: equal rights, equal fights.
Nah
BATMAN: Equal rights, Equal lefts.
self defense
He punched his future wife
Lol😂
“You wouldn’t hurt a defenseless woman!”
Lucky for me, you ain’t defenseless.
Yep
I would like this comment, if it didn't have exactly 682 likes
Batman really said these hand are rated E for everyone.
Underrated comment
"You wouldnt hit a woman"
"Ma'am, you have a 5 o clock shadow."
Superman: uhhhh
Batman: proceeds to knock people out without worrying about gender
"Funny, I don't have that fucking problem" 🗣🔥 🔥 🔥
wow, thanks for repeating the line with some emojis
@@THEOFFICIALU.S.GOVERNMENTwow, thanks for repeating the line with some emojis 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥💯
I mean technically that wasn't batman saying that, it was the woman who took his body that said that
@@JohnJohn-r4l lol
@@JohnJohn-r4lYou. I like you.
Bro is goated for this😂
Oh The Bat was goated WAAAAAAY before we realized his fist goes both ways like Diddy
Superman: chivalry ain’t dead
Batman: equal rights equal fights
@@brandongreenhow3863 "wait you are black AND a woman?"
(batmans backhand cranks back 10x10)
Bro was JOYOUS in That last clip😭😭
In the last footage, Batman and Batwoman swaped bodies, so in actuality Batman was the one who said, he doesn't punch a woman, and Batwoman was the one who punched him.
I mean, he said 'defensless' woman.
Edit: 69 likes. Noice.
I mean it's very VERY obvious given the over the top performance akin to Aquaman
he did call catwoman a defenseless woman
What episode
@@reapersouls9269 Season 2 Episode 20 "The Criss Cross Conspiracy"
"Funny, i don't have that problem" HE'S SO COLD-
Edit: BROTHA WHY DA FOK AM IH GETTING LIKES? I SAID A COMMENT NOT A SPEECH-
His body got switched with batwoman, that’s why she says it with that hilarious little smirk.
@@hawaiianonymous3917were all the clips of him swapped or is it just that last one?
@@brysonhanes8828last one
Like his parents.
It's even funnier cus it sounds like she's speaking for both her and him
The hammer of justice is unisex! 😂
thats remind me of mashl that said "don't worry, i support gender equality" and downslammed the girl after that😂
Wow, th i got 2.9k likes, thank u guys
The way his head turned like a fucking owl before that was the scariest thing ever.
Straight Konosuba reference but ok
@@Jaozin-z3wSeason 3 wont come
Straight up suplexed her😭
"Funny, i don't have that problem" LMFAOOOO
I love how they always drop an Fbomb in the subtitles at the end just so it doesn’t get flagged as kids 😂
Lmfao is that the reason??? I was wondering why the hell they did that LMAO
@@KornKonnesuer yup they gotta do that or else it gets marked as kids content and then the comment section gets disabled
@@Raigius ohhhhh, well thank you bro, I did not know that
"Im an equal opportunity crimefighter" is possibly the most gangster line Batman has ever said
Also I love how every universes Batman is equally based
Reason number 28383747473738282828282772728282837375 why Batman is the 🐐
I would like a list of these ~duodecillion reasons Batman is a member of the subtaxon Capra Aegagrus
That sounded funnier in my head ngl
@@MisbegottenPhilomath Well is he a Capra hircus or more of a Capra Artiodactyla?
Name the rest
"You wouldn't hit a woman, would you?"
"You seem to have me confused for Superman"
Batman - "I'm an equal opportunity ass whooper for all criminals" 😂
“The hammer of justice is unisex”🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯💯
Bro fr went *MINK MINK MINK* what were you saying?
What have we learned
@@lordofcheese1805 Batman doesn't care who or what you are. Do the crime and you'll get his fist of justice.
Handing out those hammers of justice to everyone A straight Menace to Society 😂😂😂😂😂
now this if feminism. women wanna be treated equally, this is equal
Yes sir
You're saying this as some sort of "gotcha" moment when most feminists already agree that self-defence goes both ways lol
@Tom_Stevens617 in theory in practice they still get pissed when men dont pay for everything or get themselves killed defending them or get angry if they arent promoted souly because their a woman. Their hypocrits and only want equality if it helps them.
@@Tom_Stevens617not until they get punched in the face
@@Tom_Stevens617fr
It said "funny, I don't have that problem" but the subtitles said "funny, I don't have f**king problem"🤣💀🙏
I found out its so it doesn't get age restricted
They have to put profanities in the subtitles so UA-cam doesn't automatically put the video under UA-cam Kids, which disables the comments section. That's why every one of these videos needs to have at least one profanity in their subtitles
Yeah. And???
"Funny I dont have that problem'' w quote
Bro was so traumatized by his parents death he just punches everyone now.
👾Bro took equality to whole another level
E
Bro that is equality
Equal rights and left!
This is why I love Batman: "Equal fights, equal rights!"
"The hammer of justice is unisex"🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro was the Gigachad when being gigachad wasn’t trend
Possibly Batman: "These hands are rated E, for everyone" 🗿🗿
"Funny, I don't have that problem"
Me asf when playing most games.
Superman: My fists are feminists
Batman: My fists hate everyone
I've never seen Batman smile so hard until now. Bro 😂
"funny, i dont have that problem" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“If ANYONE hits me. Im hitting back”
You would hit a woman would you?
"Oh- thats a woman??" - the lorax
Batman:These hands are rated E, For EVERYONE.
E
E
I always laugh when Batman says “Red claw, a woman!?” 😂
"Equal rights, equal fights"
Batman in Batman the Brave and the Bold was too cold🥶😂
"Equal rights, equal fights" ahh video 💀
Batman sounded TOO excited for that fiest one 😂
That was a man with a 5 o clock shadow cross dressing. Can't blame bats for that one
“Funny I don’t have that problem”😂😂
Wow, thanks for repeating the exact line followed by emojis
@@THEOFFICIALU.S.GOVERNMENT no problem big dawg may god bless you
@@Sk11ttz nvm didnt know you were chill like that
@@THEOFFICIALU.S.GOVERNMENT Oh him? thats my new character, hes lowkey a chill guy who doesn't give a f
This guy smiled once in his life☠️
Batman: equal rights equal fights
“Funny, I don’t have that problem”is crazy😂
Batmans such a G 😂😂😂
He's the physical embodiment of "equal rights, equal fights"
"The hammer of justice is unisex" hits so hard both in a funny way and how cold and cool he is
He was so happy on the last clip 😂😂😂❤
"Not just the men. But the women.. and the children too"
I hate them😂
He had zero hesitation 😭💀
Everyone askin for gender equality til the dark knight shows up 😜😜
Batman has no weakness 🗿🔥🔥🔥
THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE IS UNISEX HELP😭😭
“a woman?!”
censers: “CENSER EVERYTHING QUICK!!”
"Aint nobody above an ass whoopin."
-Chris Rock
The last clip isn’t Batman it’s actually the girl who switched body with him
You f*cking ruined the joke man😒 , you must be fun at parties.
Batman will hit anyone it doesn't matter is a girl or boy
That is in fact the point of the vid
At least he's is can't Hit Children
@@MisbegottenPhilomath on God the worst people on this platform are just the people that repeat quotes from the video
Especially if they add emojis or "got me dying"
@@THEOFFICIALU.S.GOVERNMENT Depends, if they put at least some creative spin on it it can be funny
@@MisbegottenPhilomath does this comment look like a creative spin to you
"Funny, I don't have that problem 😃😃😃😃"
💀💀😂😂
"The hammer of rights is unisex" 🥶🥶🥶
Batman guves all people his Knuckle sandwich freely without hesitation 😭
"Funny" I Don't Have That- 💀
I could tell the punch was personal 💀
"funny i dont have that problem" that smirk bro i cant 💀💀🙏
Batman’s hands are rated E that means anyone can get these hands 😂😂
Don't you mean rated E "Everyone"?
I'll give you and A for effort head ahhh
@@Malikcarr093 pretty much the same thing except it’s with out the E
Kazuma approve this
Batman just climbed one spot among my favorite heroes
“Funny I don’t have that problem” proceeds to hit her with the Ike turner combo
This mf will always throw hands even if there's nothing going on
"I missed the part where that's my problem"🗣️🔥🔥🔥
But when I do it , its a crime 😂
"the hammer of justice is unisex" goes harder than I thought it would
My favorite one is an equal opportunity crimefighter.
I mean they fought for equal rights, now they got it.
Equal rights, and equal lefts.
While I get the joke, but to be fair equal rights haven’t been achieved yet.
But I’m also of the opinion that consequences are consequences. Your gender doesn’t save you z from accountability and retribution.
So say woman wants to get physical and starts a physical altercation. They better be ready to finish physical altercation.
Spoken like a true incel/neckbeard/nice guy.
@@JediDrPepper049 And you sound like a white knight. Fair thee well sire, I doest hope ye shant remain maidenless o'er the fortnight.
@@JediDrPepper049 no its more like im not going to be treated like a peasant in a monarchy and defend myself bo one should be hitting anyone until someone hits you first and what makes women think hitting someone stronger than you is a good idea is beyond me its pure delusion to start fights with someone who is more of a threat than you
Ms. MANN and Baby-Face are among the oddest Bat villains ever! 😅😂😂😂