Bill Burr - FMTV | Shari's Berries 2.0 feat. Nia

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  • Опубліковано 28 січ 2021
  • Bill is joined by Nia to read an ad from the long lost Shari's Berries company.
    From 2-4-2019
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 88

  • @sagitarius8184
    @sagitarius8184 3 роки тому +89

    “Yea you’re dipped in milk” 😂😂😂😂

    • @EMD_HOKIO
      @EMD_HOKIO 3 роки тому +10

      Hahaha she fucking loved saying that

  • @shamilbasaiv2403
    @shamilbasaiv2403 3 роки тому +72

    "Dip your balls, sorry dip your berries"- Bill burr

    • @77mpickett
      @77mpickett 2 роки тому +6

      That was the best part.

  • @GrnArrow_
    @GrnArrow_ 3 роки тому +42

    Bill is the only person that can make me enjoy a 5 minute ad break

  • @innerlude
    @innerlude Рік тому +15

    "Take your chocolate strawberries and get out of my face" LMAO 🤣

  • @tomyurkovic
    @tomyurkovic 4 місяці тому +3

    "You're definitely dipped in milk."
    I love when Nia and Bill give each other shit.

  • @megasrd123
    @megasrd123 3 роки тому +45

    "Wish somebody loved me" 😂😂

    • @davidrojas9895
      @davidrojas9895 3 роки тому +1

      “Dip”

    • @TheTuubster
      @TheTuubster 2 роки тому +1

      "... why does no one love me?"
      .... *dip* ....
      "... sniff ... I am so alone ..."
      .... *dip* ....

  • @GilliamVA
    @GilliamVA 3 роки тому +15

    "Hey there Milkyyyyy"

  • @dalewikfors9194
    @dalewikfors9194 3 роки тому +16

    15 years! I love you kids! Make it another 15 and you two will be legends!

  • @Colmenero444
    @Colmenero444 2 роки тому +7

    Nia is killing me hahaha

  • @DudeWatIsThis
    @DudeWatIsThis Рік тому +6

    2:34 Holy fuck that was savage lmao

    • @dookfields2362
      @dookfields2362 Рік тому

      The obnoxious laugh was icing on the cake😭

  • @tashammcglashan
    @tashammcglashan Рік тому +6

    I love the dynamic between you two! 🤣

  • @micaz999
    @micaz999 3 роки тому +10

    He is great for advertising because you have to pay very close attention when he is reading...and then put it into a translator.

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 3 роки тому +5

    "For me TV" LOL

  • @nocuh
    @nocuh 3 роки тому +14

    That ad copy was (poorly) written for someone to prepare in advance so there was literally no chance for a smooth read

  • @FrancescoDiMauro
    @FrancescoDiMauro 3 роки тому +19

    "volatile" is actually the perfect adjective for people throwing stuff at other people

    • @Mechamjr88
      @Mechamjr88 3 роки тому +8

      Volatile domestic violence whatever.

  • @PhantomFilmAustralia
    @PhantomFilmAustralia 6 місяців тому +2

    Sharri's Berries dumped Bill until their phones started ringing off the hook by people wanting the berries Bill just trashed!😂

    • @robbader3
      @robbader3 Місяць тому

      The ONLY reason I know where to buy berries online off the top of my head is because of Bill Burr, so... 😂

  • @traviscoates6878
    @traviscoates6878 3 роки тому +1

    #1 “must give” for Valentine’s Day...Head

  • @marcarvalho86
    @marcarvalho86 Місяць тому

    How Shari's Berries has not made Bill the face of their company is beyond me.

  • @slimpickens7822
    @slimpickens7822 10 місяців тому +1

    I love how Nia has mastered the art of deflection….

  • @lvluptoaverage52
    @lvluptoaverage52 3 роки тому +3

    This is so funny am getting some sharia berries

  • @paintedblue83
    @paintedblue83 2 місяці тому

    This has always made me laugh my ass off. This year I got my wife flowers from 1800Flowers and it included some Shari's Berries. And maaaaaan, those were some damn good strawberries.

  • @vt4784
    @vt4784 3 роки тому +5

    Yo Bill. You redheaded phoenix.

  • @mr.pritchard67
    @mr.pritchard67 3 роки тому +1

    Billy Berries

  • @Historian212
    @Historian212 3 роки тому +2

    OMG Shari's Berries!!!

  • @801leggy
    @801leggy 2 роки тому +3

    "You Couldn't Live with Your Own Failure, Where Did that Bring You? Back to Me"

  • @premalpanta4978
    @premalpanta4978 3 роки тому +1

    What’s the email to his podcast

  • @georgewood00
    @georgewood00 3 роки тому

    So funny

  • @johanvonbronx5127
    @johanvonbronx5127 3 роки тому

    Lawnmower 2.0

  • @joshuaburgin5995
    @joshuaburgin5995 Рік тому +1

    I miss nia on the podcast.

  • @77mpickett
    @77mpickett 2 роки тому +1

    This is why they come back cuz bill may crack jokes on your product but I doubt the plug was supposed to be that long. You know damn well prob 250k people bought them after hearing this

  • @privateprivate2268
    @privateprivate2268 Рік тому

    👍

  • @cookiewaa
    @cookiewaa Рік тому +2

    This just made me realize that bill's 'woman' voice came from nia lol

  • @Alexander-qz6px
    @Alexander-qz6px 3 роки тому +1

    Was Bill 37 when he met Nia? Because I remember from O+A that he was single again at 37.

    • @Alexander-qz6px
      @Alexander-qz6px 3 роки тому

      @Let me offer you this I'm not sure if I'm a genius because of now, but let me remark that your formula assumes that the value of Bills age didn't change since this clip was released. This clip misses he reference to the source.

    • @dwaynebruny
      @dwaynebruny 3 роки тому

      @Let me offer you this Do the math yourself, braintrust. He was 37 fifteen years ago and the poster is asking if he was single at 37. You've got some serious personality issues if you get triggered by the question.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 роки тому

      @@dwaynebruny DO THE MATH

    • @dwaynebruny
      @dwaynebruny 3 роки тому

      @@seanmatthewking I did the math,. Did that escape you?

    • @mebeyatch2361
      @mebeyatch2361 2 роки тому +1

      Bill is currently 53 and Nia is 42 and in this clip she says they met when she was 25. So math says he was either 36 or 37 depending on what months they were born

  • @kal-el_fan7422
    @kal-el_fan7422 3 роки тому +20

    For years I've heard Bill Burr tell men to break up immediately as soon as a psycho girlfriend starts throwing hands. And then you hear more and more of these little stories. Good to know that he doesn't actually follow his own advice.

    • @AngryJT
      @AngryJT 3 роки тому +23

      Difference is she seemed to stop when he said stop. He found someone that can listen.

    • @kal-el_fan7422
      @kal-el_fan7422 3 роки тому +3

      @@AngryJT except for the fact that she didn't stop. Bill has dropped a few examples like this over the years. One was even part of one his specials when she punched using what he called the "defibrillator" move and knocked him backwards into a bathtub. So Nia has a history of not controlling her temper and assaulting Bill like a scumbag. Any fan of the podcast will have heard him advise countless men over the years to immediately leave a physically abusive woman.

    • @TheGenedon
      @TheGenedon 3 роки тому +11

      @@kal-el_fan7422 get a life dude, they clearly love eachother :)

    • @kal-el_fan7422
      @kal-el_fan7422 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheGenedon good for them, I'm sure lots of people love spouses that physically abuse them from time to time.

    • @TheGenedon
      @TheGenedon 3 роки тому +11

      @@kal-el_fan7422 honestly man, im sorry if you have personal experience with this. Seems like youre projecting hard bc Bill and Nia clearly have a very healthy marriage

  • @vaxan5126
    @vaxan5126 6 місяців тому

    I love how we just brushed past the fact that Nia was an abuser...and how conditioned bill is to not take it too seriously cause he's the "man"

  • @Mechamjr88
    @Mechamjr88 3 роки тому +19

    So are we gonna side step Nia used is assault Bill countless times?

    • @lsynno
      @lsynno 3 роки тому +29

      She was called out, she cleaned up her act and Bill forgave her. It is officially none of our business.

    • @Mechamjr88
      @Mechamjr88 3 роки тому +3

      @@lsynno we'll see if that's how people would react if it was Bill doin it.

    • @abbgfdhkkhfvn5497
      @abbgfdhkkhfvn5497 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mechamjr88 none of our business

    • @KB-nz6bv
      @KB-nz6bv 3 роки тому +16

      Countless? He tells the same “she threw something at me 15 years ago” story every time. And he’s clearly exaggerating. You people are just as ridiculous as the feminist you complain about.

    • @Mechamjr88
      @Mechamjr88 3 роки тому +2

      @@KB-nz6bv bill mentioned multiple times nia assaulted him. On specials bit most importantly he and her were talking on the podcast about he said he would leave her if she kept on assaulting him. Comparing me to a feminists you goofball. Know your stuff before you talk.

  • @Arcanecide
    @Arcanecide 3 роки тому +5

    When a man abuses her woman: Jail
    When a woman abuses her man: C'mon you know I was volatile when I was younger
    Yeesh I don't like Nia.