Bill Burr & Nia - Waiting For Your LAAAYY DEEEE!!!

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2015
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  • @mihaelaandronache5492
    @mihaelaandronache5492 7 років тому +201

    I love them!!!He melted at her words and as soon as she left,he was like"you guys,did you see what i did there,i totally won that one"😂😂😂

  • @MrTuohitorvi
    @MrTuohitorvi 8 років тому +194

    That ending rant man :D

  • @TheSoundslinger
    @TheSoundslinger 7 років тому +205

    Either this guy has got the greatest relationship with a women or the most relatable one. Not sure which.

    • @Tommy-fj4oq
      @Tommy-fj4oq 5 років тому +10

      Both!

    • @ReubenAStern
      @ReubenAStern 4 роки тому +4

      That's what happens when you constantly pass the shit tests.

    • @diannecarroll4087
      @diannecarroll4087 4 роки тому +7

      Woman. Singular.

    • @h2bizzle
      @h2bizzle 3 роки тому +4

      Can’t it be both?

    • @jarredl990
      @jarredl990 3 роки тому

      Dianne Carroll why can’t people learn that.

  • @DOODOO315
    @DOODOO315 8 років тому +85

    "why don't you come up with an original idea?" haha that killed me at the end.

  • @theuglybean7929
    @theuglybean7929 5 років тому +35

    Nia is a fucking awesome human being.

  • @xeleven1310
    @xeleven1310 3 роки тому +10

    these 2 are just perfect

  • @V3rnSqwd5611
    @V3rnSqwd5611 5 років тому +192

    If bill and Nia ever get divorced then I know there is no hope for monogamy, if they can’t make it none of us can

    • @Ashish-xm9ol
      @Ashish-xm9ol 4 роки тому +39

      @vincentrich - Banned But Not Forgotten Who hurt you?

    • @hermit8244
      @hermit8244 4 роки тому +18

      @@Ashish-xm9ol probably a woman

    • @Nikketmzee
      @Nikketmzee 3 роки тому +3

      You people put too much hope on these famous couples. That’s why you don’t even know how to have a real relationship yourselves. Look at how many idolized will and Jada, now look at that shit show.

  • @joboss9511
    @joboss9511 6 років тому +16

    Love how he says laaayyy deee!!

  • @kazuhira_miller
    @kazuhira_miller 4 роки тому +6

    Imagine being a fourteen year old watching fast & furious and bill fucking burr comes to watch it with you

  • @upcoming3341
    @upcoming3341 5 років тому +84

    You can totally tell that they really love each other. I've always loved Bill Burr, and I found out he was dating a black woman and finally married a black woman I loved him even more. Now hearing all their podcast recordings together it's even better because I am also a white guy married to a black woman, and we fight and joke very similarly. Don't buy into all the fucking hateful comments about Nia. If She's good enough for Bill, she's good enough for me.

    • @bronsonnolan1383
      @bronsonnolan1383 4 роки тому +13

      you can really tell they love each other and maybe its because im not HUGE in bill but hes my fav comic, but nia seems pretty fucking cool

    • @Mellowcanuck33
      @Mellowcanuck33 2 роки тому +1

      who hates Nia? I'll fuckin break their knees.

  • @iVan123
    @iVan123 2 роки тому +3

    5:00 this interaction right here lol

  • @LeLeB37
    @LeLeB37 6 років тому +49

    I know I'm late... but they are so cute together. #jealous

    • @chadpickett2139
      @chadpickett2139 5 років тому +8

      Hahaha they are.. i used to not like Nia.. but I've grown to love her to death

  • @zeroxenos1309
    @zeroxenos1309 5 років тому +17

    these 2 are the best couple since oxygen and hydrogen 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @user-gl5ok5pc7k
    @user-gl5ok5pc7k 2 роки тому +2

    What a gorgeous couple , damn Bill
    You lucky bastard

  • @mayanking213
    @mayanking213 4 роки тому +3

    Nia has perfected the female version of the "Oh Fuuuck Youuuu" line!

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 4 роки тому +8

    03:24 Best woman impression ever

  • @JoseChavez-ct1db
    @JoseChavez-ct1db 8 років тому +470

    I love Nia. She can grab her ovaries and admit when she's wrong and not be all dramatic like 99.9% of the women out there. You better hang on to this one, Bill! Don't lose her.

    • @KTKZon58
      @KTKZon58 8 років тому +83

      I really don't get all the hate she gets in these comments

    • @briandawkins7108
      @briandawkins7108 8 років тому +20

      +c dean you really don't get why fans of Burr don't like the opinions of Nia?

    • @V25021
      @V25021 8 років тому +65

      That's not the point though. You don't have to like or accept anyone's opinion in order to respect them as a person. All this hate just inhibits constructive dialogue

    • @Crawlerjamie
      @Crawlerjamie 6 років тому +4

      Jose Chavez no. She's fucking brutal to listen to. LESS NIA MORE BILL

    • @TheShmoodled
      @TheShmoodled 5 років тому +33

      c dean sadly a lot of bills fans forget hes a comic and not a real women hater like a lot of them.

  • @nqinadlamini
    @nqinadlamini 8 років тому +10

    Love this guy. I must take marriage tips from him. I obviously can't get away with swearing. Loved it.

  • @evalex71
    @evalex71 Рік тому +4

    Been happily married for 21 years, my wife has made me late to every wedding, party etc. we’ve ever been invited to. Drives me crazy because she’s perfect in every other way. I’ve just learned to let it go

  • @TheShatteredlamp12
    @TheShatteredlamp12 5 років тому +9

    "I haven't yelled about sports on speakerphone all week" 😂

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff Рік тому +2

    4:32 That is the hardest I’ve laughed in a LONG fucking time. Holy shit that was hysterical. XD

  • @DippinSauc
    @DippinSauc 8 років тому +16

    Merry Christmas to you and to Nia, Bill !!

  • @user-gl5ok5pc7k
    @user-gl5ok5pc7k Місяць тому

    I love Nia

  • @VitorMiguell
    @VitorMiguell 6 років тому +23

    incredibly mature couple

  • @elenadawes2615
    @elenadawes2615 7 років тому +7

    all that makeup on the fuckingggg VIS-AAAAH 😂 cannot listen to this in the car anymore I almost pissed myself

  • @eznosnopes5276
    @eznosnopes5276 5 років тому +9

    Nia crushed it. "I've been f*cking a lot of broads since you left". Lol.

  • @joeymarino1540
    @joeymarino1540 3 роки тому +4

    They say Nia is still getting ready till this day

    • @TheAnkie0808
      @TheAnkie0808 3 роки тому

      Maybe next month. Next month will be ready😂😂

  • @rachelsamson7050
    @rachelsamson7050 5 років тому +9

    I told you an hour ago I'd be ready in a minute

  • @l-korrosiv-l6126
    @l-korrosiv-l6126 8 років тому +2

    marry Xmas Billdoe! & a Happy New Years

  • @briancarmichael449
    @briancarmichael449 8 років тому +4

    Merry Christmas Billiam & Nia 🎄

  • @Zoologic21
    @Zoologic21 6 років тому +67

    Do you think Nia was ever ready in time for that next party in June 2017?

  • @el1061
    @el1061 8 років тому +2

    HEYYY BILLLIE & NIAAAA FELIZ NAVIDAD Y PROSPERO ANO LOVE YA BASTAHDS

  • @pavlovsworld9122
    @pavlovsworld9122 4 роки тому +1

    Classic clip. This is quintessential male/female dynamics.

  • @Leniwalk
    @Leniwalk 2 роки тому +1

    4:25 holy shit man bill really is a comedic genius

  • @jambean420kush9
    @jambean420kush9 4 роки тому +1

    Merry Christmas billy boy

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 5 років тому

    I love Christmas cake.

  • @dallasroy3003
    @dallasroy3003 Рік тому

    Willywhammy bars! Woooooo! Willy willy wha?? Whaa

  • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917
    @nikko.lottsahcocc6917 7 років тому +4

    now i have to go watch that scene with Michael Corleone slapping Kay in the face..... Godfather ||

  • @user-qn7ty8ig7s
    @user-qn7ty8ig7s 4 роки тому +6

    I get mad when they get mad at me for lying about the time because I know we will be late. Work with me a little here. Either get ready on time or I lie to you.

  • @Bobman-ml5qf
    @Bobman-ml5qf 5 років тому

    Oh shit Nia has seen "Soaked In Bleach", fuck yeah! One of my favorite documentaries of that year.

  • @Antman-nf3tq
    @Antman-nf3tq 4 роки тому +2

    Waiting 2 hours later than planned for tonight cuz this chick i have a date with has to shower and get dolled up lol. I know the feeling.

  • @Handlebarrich
    @Handlebarrich 4 роки тому +1

    I wanna watch fast and furious with bill

  • @nat21myria
    @nat21myria 4 роки тому +1

    I have the opposite problem I get myself ready n the kids n we r waiting in the car for my husband.

  • @muskokamike127
    @muskokamike127 4 роки тому +1

    I worked with a guy with a "high maintenance" woman and he wouldn't even get out of bed until she said "I"m ready" and standing at the door. Every morning he'd be waiting for her out in the car even then.

  • @mainelycify
    @mainelycify 4 роки тому

    Story of my fuckin life

  • @thedavecorp
    @thedavecorp 3 місяці тому

    Don't wait - A.I.S.

  • @chiwabryan
    @chiwabryan 4 роки тому

    With the kidS? Did they have more than one?

  • @ethansagastume5462
    @ethansagastume5462 5 років тому +1

    2019?

  • @swagner2063
    @swagner2063 8 років тому +8

    German Irish I like what he does

    • @kieran8720
      @kieran8720 8 років тому

      hes certainly not wrong in his assertions lol

    • @jonathanmcculley3728
      @jonathanmcculley3728 5 років тому

      S Wagner being both German and Irish I can confirm this to be true lol. I’m incredibly stubborn

  • @ananeghbarieh
    @ananeghbarieh 5 років тому +7

    I just went through a divorce, these two make me miss being married

  • @nickdipaolofan5948
    @nickdipaolofan5948 5 років тому +8

    "have you ever wondered if this is why you women are not as successful?" haha seriously! I work with a lot of women and not keeping a deadline (not just being to work on time) seems to be a common pattern. Not all women, but it happens enough to validate the stereotype.

  • @ALiJ4LIFE
    @ALiJ4LIFE 4 роки тому

    0:37

  • @ThomasJames69420
    @ThomasJames69420 4 роки тому +2

    Oh my God are all women the same?! She sounds exactly like my girl

  • @thegreattomatoadventure9027
    @thegreattomatoadventure9027 8 років тому +57

    Or you do what I do if my wife isn't ready... you leave without her. They'll complain but after a few times they have their ass ready, especially when it causes them to be late to work

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 7 років тому +25

      Or, I like to drag my ass when it's something she wants to be on time for. Her freinds wedding, I'm like, "I should brush my teeth for twenty minutes" or I'll be adamant that I want to wear the only shoes that I can't find.....you know, shit that women do............

    • @davidjd123
      @davidjd123 6 років тому +3

      I do the same shit hahaha

    • @TheKryptonianGaming
      @TheKryptonianGaming 6 років тому +6

      This comment reminds me of that Everybody Loves Raymond episode when Ray just left Debra cause she wasn't ready and the shit was hilarious and he caught shit for it. But it really is the right thing to do it's negative reinforcement done right lol.

    • @mon0theist_tv
      @mon0theist_tv 4 роки тому

      I always say I'm going to do that in my head but I never do it lol

  • @mrgor24
    @mrgor24 7 років тому +2

    under 2 months to go get ready Nia

  • @dominick253
    @dominick253 5 років тому +5

    Tell them an hour early instead. Ie party is at 3 not 4

    • @lamorenitaloca89
      @lamorenitaloca89 4 роки тому

      dominick253 my husband does that to me😂😂

  • @pavlovsworld9122
    @pavlovsworld9122 4 роки тому +2

    Adult pacifiers for women.😂😂

  • @dirtymikentheboys5817
    @dirtymikentheboys5817 7 років тому

    was she ready?

  • @EternalSearcher
    @EternalSearcher 4 роки тому +1

    Nia: watches an episode and falls asleep on the couch while Bill is waiting for her. "We take longer time to prepare because we want to look nice"

  • @JesseMoe99
    @JesseMoe99 5 років тому

    The only reason Bill won that argument is because Nia knows he’s gonna give he a-lot of gifts on Christmas and its the holidays cmon you cant be mad on the holidays.

  • @tetdgjk
    @tetdgjk 8 років тому

    I reckon you could have a tan and look black next to Bill

  • @planecrashcorner7283
    @planecrashcorner7283 6 років тому +1

    I wonder if nia was ready for that party this year?

  • @danmanjones
    @danmanjones 8 років тому +1

    that was particularly misogynist even for billy boy...still funny, I just wouldn't let the missus hear it

  • @fartbreath2884
    @fartbreath2884 4 роки тому +4

    Her voice is REPULSIVE

    • @Sixsoul
      @Sixsoul 4 роки тому +4

      Finally someone agrees with me! There's not a drop of authenticity in that tone

    • @notorioustampaton
      @notorioustampaton 4 роки тому +5

      u r dum

  • @carrrexx7190
    @carrrexx7190 5 років тому +1

    She sounds like she has flem. A flemy baritone.

  • @sharonmorrill9741
    @sharonmorrill9741 8 років тому +19

    I seriously suspect Nia is manipulative and abusive but Bill doesn't see it. Some think their bantering is cute but I get a strong vibe that Nia is angrier and more serious than she behaves for the videos.

    • @mikedome9475
      @mikedome9475 7 років тому +102

      That's sad man. Quite amazing you can tell how a person actually is based off clips from a podcast compared to her actual husband.

    • @L1GHTNINGSLAYER
      @L1GHTNINGSLAYER 7 років тому +55

      Sharon Morrill We got a fucking Dr. phil hear everybody!

    • @Crawlerjamie
      @Crawlerjamie 6 років тому +1

      Sharon Morrill oh she totally is dude. He has money, she's a bitch, perfect match. LESS NIA MORE BILL

    • @heminator89
      @heminator89 6 років тому +41

      You do know that they've together a long time even before Bill became a successful comedian? If you watch his old specials he talks about her. You are over analysing this.

    • @flyaway9086
      @flyaway9086 5 років тому +5

      Bill has never said that he hates Nia. It seems like you have a lot of jealousy towards them. They love each other. Nia is the one who seems like a sweet person. Bill is the one who is a douche bag. You are very delusional and you're a liar.

  • @JoBunny87
    @JoBunny87 4 роки тому +6

    I love these two together so much.