Police: sir what do you want Bike: ... Police: answer me!!! *The police grabs the bike* Police: Wtf, it's a decoy Police underling: sir there is a note here Police: let me read it then Police: omfg, UNDERLING!!! Underling: yes sir!!! Police: WHERE IS THE DECOY!!! Underling: It's in jail sir Police: throw it, it's a-- * EXPLOSION* Monika: oh, come here right now *Smooches each other while watching the world "BLOW" up*
Monika: *moaning like crazy* Natsuki: *just standing there laughing* Yuri: *just reading her book, peeking at what's happening every once in a while* Sayori: All these squares make a circle... ._. MC: ........................................ Dafaq? Me: Just another Tuesday at the Literature Club.
How do all these squares make a circle?!?! It's just... No, it's fine, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me... It bothers me, it bothers me a lot!!!
I can imagine *doot doot doot dooooot doot doot dootdoot/le music* Sentinent MC: And now to the news with us! *someone shouts we are confirmed communists while clapping* SMC: It seems that Bike is messing around with the girls again, but unfortunately locked our sentience away for today, otherwise it would have been hilarious. Going with current us. Inner MC: Yeah, things are fucked up right now. Monika is having the female equivalent to a boner like if No Nut Month ended the day before but it lasted 30 YEARS instead. Thank god we are denser than a black hole and are used to this shit or we would faint at the sight. I can't send feed - its too graphic, but trust me, it is worse than the first time in which we could remember events in a different loop. SMC: And that was all folks! See you in the next broadcast at MC is teased/lewd by the 4 dokis at one o'clock!
mr.doggytime 1 we are talking about mods not games there is a huge difference you can make stuff like that in games but not mods 2 what are you talking about it’s clear he’s not joking 3 work on your grammar before making a reply
FBI agent #1: Hey let's watch the Natsuki one next. FBI agent #2: No, let's watch Sayori. FBI agent #3: Man, both of you are sick. Me: You know there is one for Yuri right. FBI agents: ohhhhhhh, nice. Me: leaves room and calls US Marshalls to report a crime
Hi,i'm MC,I'm the human sent by God above to assist you in making your future. Club President,i must inform you that i intend to file a report for your lewd behaviour in the clubroom.
MC be looking at Monika, both weirded out and a little turned on to how Monika is reacting (Assuming he can't see/doesn't know who Bike is) XD He be like: what? 800? Also who's "Bike"?
So everyone is a 4th wall breaker except MC, that's a pretty clever idea. MC was just standing there and watching Monika and even when she collapsed he was like "should I help? Nah, Imma just stand here and watch her talking to someone who doesn't even exists". I see why Monika loves the player, not the main character. P.S.: Can we get a video about a beautiful date where nothing crazy happens ?
Hmm, i guess that should make almost every category Science and Technology like gaming, vlogs because they are using Technology, this still should've been gaming but UA-cam won't learn that category is a main topic of the video.
"I've seen some strange, strange things. My best friend, erased from existence. Girls having their eyeballs explode, or stabbing themselves in a fit of demented ecstasy... But it was this point, right here, where I gave up trying to understand WTF this club is." -MC
Sometimes I have to remind myself of how good Bike is at writing when he makes a serious animation, and I had to do that just now to remind myself why I just watched Monika get code fucked.
Schizophrenia is a mental disorder characterized by abnormal social behavior and failure to understand reality. Common symptoms include false beliefs, unclear or confused thinking, hearing voices that others do not, reduced social engagement, extreme and unprovoked emotional expression, and a lack of motivation.
ur abusing monika xd why im so dirty minded sometimes let me guess the other dirty minded is getting turned on i cants understand it and shes talking to her self?
Mc watches in stunned silence as monika argues with a bike in the club room about nonsense while getting increasingly aroused.
Poor mc guy is confused
Yeah MC is just like: "what the fuck?"
Summoner Royale- yeh. I was exactly like "what the fuck?" xD
MC: Damn she needs to get laid...
Lulu B- i wonder who will do it.... :3
I can imagine the MC just watching Monika scream at a random Bike just sitting in the clubroom
monika: I hope your audience is happy!
MC:(staring at the bike in the corner)THAT'S IT I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!!!!
Lol, good one
Lol
200th like
Bike:BUT THAT WAS ME !!!!!!DIO!!!!!!!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
At least I didn’t have to read about a handlebar brushing against Monika’s leg again.
But.. that was the best part of that video
_well, that and _*_monika's orgasm_*
@@H2OHydraulic I know which one I prefer ;)
The bike that's why I watch the bike cus I like bikes
a what?
ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ You read that properly. _A fuckING _*_HANDLEBAR_*
-[TaviScratch ]- Wait is that supposed to be The Bike’s hand?
Yes this is him sir he may look like a bike but he is a monster take him away.
Thank you Mr.Reality, very helpful!
Thank you for the information.
Well take care of it from here sir! Please leave this to us! *The officer handcuffs the bike* We have some questions for you to answer mister!
Police: sir what do you want
Bike: ...
Police: answer me!!!
*The police grabs the bike*
Police: Wtf, it's a decoy
Police underling: sir there is a note here
Police: let me read it then
Police: omfg, UNDERLING!!!
Underling: yes sir!!!
Police: WHERE IS THE DECOY!!!
Underling: It's in jail sir
Police: throw it, it's a--
* EXPLOSION*
Monika: oh, come here right now
*Smooches each other while watching the world "BLOW" up*
And please put it in the *Solitary*
I expected the MC to say "I'm so tired of this shit.."
Humanoid YOU GIRLS HAVE FUCKED WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME.
Mc pulls out a gun and shoots himself.
@@kingwolf5534 monika would delete literally everything if that happened then, she would delete herself
Humanoid omg your profile picture! I love Isabelle too!
GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD! 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀👼👼👼👼👼🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
I would literally do that if im in MC's place
I was expecting the mc to be commenting on whats happening
Instead he just says *whats happening* at the very end of the video
*disappointed*
I think his brain couldn't make up a response and just watched
Poor MC :(
Bob the Divine Ruler of the Universe- Well, i mean.. i.. Didn't know that Monika had.... Schizophrenia! No nothing else! Schizophrenia!
Main Character did you just make that account for this comment?
SuperSonic Balls- Wha-what account? I don't know... what you mean?
No i didn't :3
It's not the same without that handlebar joke. Still 10/10
Category: *Science & Technology*
eh, i guess that makes sense?
[edit: wait wot? 227 likes? thanks u, peeps!]
[S I L E N T A K I B A]
You're right.
XD yep
(Also ya know coding crap ... Stuffz)
F.A.P = For Academic Purposes
Feelz Bad
Definitely.
And now it doubled exactly
I guess this is for everyone who asked for "mc gets teased"?
yep
*_o o o o o o o f_*
@@thebike1123 Damnit bike I need a real MC gets teased.
we need a real one where mc is aware (also maybe you could starr the don't touch the child militia)
@@thebike1123 *tease me bikey boi*
MC's perspective: "Monika is a lewd schizophrenic and Natsuki wants to see more of it."
LMAOOOO
Wait hol up tf
L e w d s c h i z o p h r e n i c
L E W D S C H I Z O F P H R E N I C
she always has been...
Monika: *moaning like crazy*
Natsuki: *just standing there laughing*
Yuri: *just reading her book, peeking at what's happening every once in a while*
Sayori: All these squares make a circle... ._.
MC: ........................................ Dafaq?
Me: Just another Tuesday at the Literature Club.
How do all these squares make a circle?!?! It's just...
No, it's fine, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me...
It bothers me, it bothers me a lot!!!
Gameman Crafter I don’t care I don’t even care
(I care immensely)
SAYORI WAS MR POPO ALL ALONG I FUCKING KNEW IT
@@krimson8317 so that's why MC is afraid of her, he knows the pecking order!!!
It goes:
The Literature Club
The Dirt
The worms inside of the dirt
Yuri's Booo......oooks?
Monika
Then Sayori
*In the MC's mind*
Breaking "Noose" (I'm not funny)
The president of the LITerature Club, Monika has clearly gone insane.
Let's get roight into the *NOOSE!*
@@foogoose1439 Noice. Moite.
I can imagine
*doot doot doot dooooot doot doot dootdoot/le music*
Sentinent MC: And now to the news with us!
*someone shouts we are confirmed communists while clapping*
SMC: It seems that Bike is messing around with the girls again, but unfortunately locked our sentience away for today, otherwise it would have been hilarious. Going with current us.
Inner MC: Yeah, things are fucked up right now. Monika is having the female equivalent to a boner like if No Nut Month ended the day before but it lasted 30 YEARS instead. Thank god we are denser than a black hole and are used to this shit or we would faint at the sight. I can't send feed - its too graphic, but trust me, it is worse than the first time in which we could remember events in a different loop.
SMC: And that was all folks! See you in the next broadcast at MC is teased/lewd by the 4 dokis at one o'clock!
gone insane *again*
*Slam me and fuc-...*
Monika You feel better yet I mean that was pretty rough
Yum
Are you ok, I mean did he reset the value back to 0?
Fuck this shit I'm out
@@urapoljak9297 i think it rests itself.
So let me get this straight those girls can hear whatever you say The bike
That’s amazing well done
Star Master 0713 you’re an idiot you can’t make a mod like that that’s impossible
@@faresalsayed9005 he knows he is just kidding
@@faresalsayed9005 also that could possible just not in this generation you do not know what the future may hold
mr.doggytime
1 we are talking about mods not games there is a huge difference you can make stuff like that in games but not mods
2 what are you talking about it’s clear he’s not joking
3 work on your grammar before making a reply
Ever heard of r/whoosh? Well, let me introduce ya....
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*THEY SHOULD MAKE AN ANIMATION ABOUT THIS IT WOULD BE FUNNY AF*
And upload it to hentai haven
AND TRASH
AND VOICE IT!
yeah... "funny"
And everyone would beat their meat to it lol
I can't remember the last time I wished this hard for voice acting.
Monika says “i can HANDLE anything you through at me”
GET IT???
Cuz he's a bike............ Wow what a cLEAVEr joke
god damn it 😂
Funny,did laugh
the exit is that way
*_points to window_*
show yourself out please
Give me your best shot.
Guy I need sleep, but I also need to clean my search history... Maybe add some more then later in the day
Fuck it hour later still ain't sleep
(6:20 am GMT-6:00 mountain daylight time)
I love how you felt this version of the video was necessary, but im not complaining
What is going on inside this clubroom
~MC 2018
And those were my words of wisdom
A biks brushing its handlebar againist a girl
Some weird ass hentai between a bike and a highschool girl
Isn't that pansexual?
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 more like bikesexual
FBI:WTF PUT UR HANDS UP
Me: TmT
FBI: is that Monika?
Me: yeah
FBI: *watches*
Me: -_-
Netflix and Monika
Party Edits lol
Party Uh I remember this.. Jesus Christ ahaha.
FBI agent #1: Hey let's watch the Natsuki one next.
FBI agent #2: No, let's watch Sayori.
FBI agent #3: Man, both of you are sick.
Me: You know there is one for Yuri right.
FBI agents: ohhhhhhh, nice.
Me: leaves room and calls US Marshalls to report a crime
Party Edits srry for that
*R E S P E C T W A M E N*
Lizard Life5 *R E S P E C T A L L T H E W A M E N*
Sure, I’ll respect Ramen. ^-^
I respect *WAMEN*
Is what the last Jedi should have been named
F
MC probably thought he'd joined the LITerature Club himself.
Blushes
"Oh how lewd."
Just Monika.
Even if it's lewd it's
Just Monika.
Nep nep
(Just monika)
And an extremely confused MC
HOW NAUGHTY! 😂😂😂😂😂😏😏😏😏😏😖😖😖😖😖🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😤😤😤😤😤👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺
Wow, you're making me blush here.
Also Protip: watch this before the original. It makes it so much better.
It's a little late for some of us.
@@nekohoney5162 for all of us
Breaking News: Local programmer screams at ceiling and comes from nothing.
...........the first time in my life I'm speechless I got nothing
We fap to this
Random person: is she okay?
me: yeah, she's just on her period
Ayato Sakamaki sounds about right
Red & Charizard yeah...
Makes sense.
Komato Beast totally
No, she's dying
I asked this once, now I'm gonna ask again: why did I join this club again?
To get laid by four girls
👌👌👌👌
F8 The forbidden angel ahaha you think your sneaky F8 huh? I found you ?
@@TRUEHATRED i expect you to find
Hi,i'm MC,I'm the human sent by God above to assist you in making your future.
Club President,i must inform you that i intend to file a report for your lewd behaviour in the clubroom.
MC be looking at Monika, both weirded out and a little turned on to how Monika is reacting (Assuming he can't see/doesn't know who Bike is) XD
He be like: what? 800? Also who's "Bike"?
*Category: Science and Technology*
XD idk why
its for research
I need to know about that project
XD also coding stuff and ... Stuff
Category: tourture
@@imlivingunderyourbed7845 boi
I feel kinda bad for Monika...
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH
*MULTIPLE TIMES*
So everyone is a 4th wall breaker except MC, that's a pretty clever idea. MC was just standing there and watching Monika and even when she collapsed he was like "should I help? Nah, Imma just stand here and watch her talking to someone who doesn't even exists".
I see why Monika loves the player, not the main character.
P.S.: Can we get a video about a beautiful date where nothing crazy happens ?
can we get a person forgiving him and a video whre shit happens and he is self aware?
@@conradovillegasalvarado6392 Poor mc
I appreciate that you diffuse every single one of these with humour at the end.
Category is Science & Technology. UA-cam what kind of weed have you been smoking? Jesus this generation is doomed!
Makes sense to me, not from mc's prospective. I just helped your argument didn't i?
How does this make sense? only think i understand is Monika being tortured and she wants to be capital f-ed.
@@akakuna5787 it's brought about through coding which is technology.
Hmm, i guess that should make almost every category Science and Technology like gaming, vlogs because they are using Technology, this still should've been gaming but UA-cam won't learn that category is a main topic of the video.
@@akakuna5787 4th wall breaking is science!
Manga is literature !
Monika's determination to not get screwed though is gold.
Yea
Why did the bike fall over?
IT WAS TOO TIRED!!! PFFF.... 🤣🤣🤣
BWAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
**cries inside**
I would have jumped out the window on some Michael Jackson “ YEEE HEEEE” shit and gotten tf away from that crazy ass club B
Well atleast this isn't age restricted anymore.
I tought he was gonna say like
"What the fucc Monika?"
Also, Bike-kun can you do this from Natsuki's perspective? lol.
"I've seen some strange, strange things. My best friend, erased from existence. Girls having their eyeballs explode, or stabbing themselves in a fit of demented ecstasy...
But it was this point, right here, where I gave up trying to understand WTF this club is."
-MC
being serious and all, that level of stimulation is probably is probably, really painful, I would've been good at 200 or more
When you realize that if she knows her limit then that means she's more then likely tried doing that to herself before
4:43 I really want to know why MC hasn't done it. If I was on his place I'd jump on her even before she would end her sentence
i would do that...
and then slap her unconscious with the pelo slap
aka ultra meme-stinct
I don't think 'whap' is the sound heads make when they collide with desks
I'm having an evil laugh while seeing monika suffer at the same time I'm saying "oh really" whenever she denies it....
2:57 "Without saying a word, I gently brush one of my handlebars on Monika's thighs."
Sometimes I have to remind myself of how good Bike is at writing when he makes a serious animation, and I had to do that just now to remind myself why I just watched Monika get code fucked.
It does not have the code bar which makes it even more messed up
the comment link is broke.
y
I watched this video first before the original so can safely say i know exactly what mc is feeling and how confused he was. Because i was too.
Where the hell do these girls spawn at dawg?
260 credit score de de de de de de de de de
japan
gong sound
Mc thoughts: Every day we stray further from god, the @%$# just happened!
Mc thoughts: Why did I joined this club?! *Takes out a cross* God has left this server!
🎵Where I stand is also where I'll make it end🎵
😐🔫
Or are we getting closer??
I can just imagine that MC, sayori, natsuki and Yuri are literally just watching her talk to herself.
Alternative title: MC dying inside while Monika has a severe meltdown.
That must've been one hell of a nose bleed for the MC
"Your fantasies can never be quenched, can they?"
No handlebar and thigh action. 0/10.
Truly a disaster fit for this date............ that was a joke.
WHATS WITH HANDLE BARS AND THIGHS
The title means monika is the getting teased at
Poor Monika getting abused
#StopMonikaAbuse
1 like = 1 prayer
this is actually pretty funny I like it good job on making this
0:06 Monika is taking nothing immediately XD wow
Everybody gangsta until MC gets teased back
Damn thoes are some serious cramps
im not sure whether to be disturbed, be very disturbed, or be so disturbed that i vomit
4:34 Time to hit em with the x20 Kaioken!
The MC must be like
"[•_•] is she ok?"
I thought MC would say more or think more to himself. Still funny tho👍🏽
She’s acting like Glados from portal 1 at the end boss fight where forgets what 2+2 is and says that she’s fine
5:36 hahahahha Monika's face is funny
Rawr
She looks like she's gonna eat The Bike for dinner! Also her teeth are so clean, what toothpaste is she using ?
This is not funny at all
@@TRUEHATRED I never said it was funny, I'm on your side.
_Ababababa_
I’ve never wanted to die more in my life than I do now
''Alternate Title: Monika has schizophrenia'' ...
exactly
5:13 I was expecting for MC to say “ *Can I do it?* “
I'm seriously thinking why I didn't subscribe to your channel yet...
*Do it*
*this was realized in 9/11*
everyone else: *praying and crying for the ones who died cuz of 9/11*
Me: *watches terribly rated M ddlc lewy stuff*
Nice try
How about a normal "Monika gets teased", please?
I mean like Monika gets teased, just like the other three girls...
ua-cam.com/video/6K502cDz--w/v-deo.html
I mean like the MC himself teased her, or something...
That’s what I thought this was but then this happened
I wonder how MC would react to Bike if he could see what was actually happening. (Then again he's hardly proactive in these situations.)
The FBI are gonna shoot me down
But they're all 18...
They are legal so we are fine :3
I’m 18 ahaha.
Ah! It's Monika!
*Hide!*
you uploaded this at 6:09AM for me.
I have one question bike, how did you get this idea?
Edit: Just realized you made more of these. You are pretty creative.
"MC's Per-"
Monika out of nowhere: "AH SLAM ME ON THE WALL AND F*** ME HARD."
*Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.*
So... MC just watched his friend go insane and did nothing about it at all. And people always criticize my want to stab him.
Trust me,there are far more horrific situations where I did nothing in it
M C Though that may be true, you still did nothing in this instance either. Can I stab you? (That was a joking comment, don’t take that seriously)
Sure,I don't care.
Cool.
I knew this was coming... I had thought about all day at school
MC: TeRriFieD.
MC: *ShOoKeTh*
This is a certified schizophrenia moment
Monika has Schizophrenia confirmed
Orgasmic Schizophrenia
What's Schizophrenia?
Schizophrenia is a mental disorder characterized by abnormal social behavior and failure to understand reality. Common symptoms include false beliefs, unclear or confused thinking, hearing voices that others do not, reduced social engagement, extreme and unprovoked emotional expression, and a lack of motivation.
@@zawarudo596 Thanks ^^
I'm pretty sure MC would have been sexually assaulted at some point. Monika would rip his trousers to shreds.
LMFAOOOOO
Yamete!
FUCKING BIKEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
category: science and technology
Hm...... No age-restrict
How and why?
"audience is happy"
Well I can assure im already laughing to death here 🤣
ur abusing monika xd
why im so dirty minded sometimes let me guess the other dirty minded is getting turned on
i cants understand it and shes talking to her self?
I can just imagine him having a poker face throughout this entire thing
Uh I remember this.. Jesus Christ ahaha.
Monika das tuff
GokuBlack yeah ahaha.
i feel bad for u :(
You should have given in you know it would have felt good
Um... how can you be so nonchalant about that?... unless...
*X files theme plays* It was wanted...
I'm just confused, Monika.... [sweatdropped almost feeling for her (07:03)]
*The joys of being bisexual.*
Purrzilla hah, gaaaaaaaay
Noahthehyperpotato [BoF] hah, yeeeeeeep
the kitchen sink hah, bisexuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
“What has happened in this clubroom?”
-M C 2018
I exist everywhere
So do i😈
Seriously, will no one answer my question?
*_M C STANDS FOR MINECRAFT, RIGHT??_*
@@H2OHydraulic *CORRECT*
Me too ahaha !
F8 The forbidden angel I will find you on every comment ahaha ! I will always find you 💚
I am just confused can someone tell me what's going on or am I just on the weird side of UA-cam again?
Arfa Hamid Monika had her Horniness at maximum and therefor had an orgasm.