From a Teddy Bears Picnic,to a Shaolin Training Academy,all in a few short months! The humor,and real truth of a Zen Warrior,and all without the usual beating around the diplomatic bush! Hilarious,and profound,with a slice of choice cake,with a cup of tea,to go along with the Enlightenment! Thank you 😇 😊!
There are no errors, just happy littel -accidents- incidents. _spoken in the soothing voice of the Legend of inner tranquility himself, the late Bob Ross_
Oh yeah, this was definitely my favourite story so far 😂. I have been giggling non stop 😂
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When I wasn't laughing, I was shaking my head and thinking "Oh good god, of course humans taught these adorable aliens, Peace through 'peaceful diplomatic' ass whoopins"
Oh the Fluffykins are totally aware of what they have been taught by humans. You can tell that they know the truth by how how the Ambassador signs off his report in the end. They simply see it as adding a new tool to their diplomacy toolkit, for when all other tools fail, get "dynamic"!😂😂😂😂
I like this. It's like the opposite of all the stories where humans are the "harmless pacifists." While it is usually a misunderstand of human mannerisms not like in this video where they were literally the cutest species, but I digress.
So good!!!... author...if you write an audible book or series..please let us know...I would definitely will be on the waiting list..thank you for your creativity to make us laugh ..
There was a Sci-Fi novel series that had a Sentient Being that looked like Teddy Bears. In reality the species was about the galaxy's more perfect blood-thirsty predator. It could literally become intoxicated - Drunk - drinking blood.
If you like this story I'd recommend the Hoka! Hoka! Hoka stories by Poul Anderson. Humans discover a cute small bear species resembling teddy bears on a planet that seem innocent and harmless but turn out the be the most adaptive mimics in the Universe. Basically think think human movies, novels, and roleplay are real and assume personas to match. They also learn things like technology very very quickly. The quirk is their entire personality revolves around the occupation or person they are trying to mimic. God help the universe if they discover anime or shows like the Power Rangers.
Fun story, thanks. A tip: delete every paragraph starting with "little did x know" and the like ("neither of them could have predicted" and "they were about to find out" for example) in LLM output. It's guaranteed to be a rephrasing of a prompt and redundant at best.
Oh please! How can the Fluffykin be the most feared warrior race in a galaxy that still has humans in it? Of course, humans would have to teach them martial arts. We don't find pets cute if they don't have teeth and claws and actively practice hunting in our homes. Without any natural weapons ourselves we treat animals whose ancestors used to hunt us as adorable family members.
From a Teddy Bears Picnic,to a Shaolin Training Academy,all in a few short months! The humor,and real truth of a Zen Warrior,and all without the usual beating around the diplomatic bush! Hilarious,and profound,with a slice of choice cake,with a cup of tea,to go along with the Enlightenment! Thank you 😇 😊!
I needed a good giggle. Have had some really sad days last couple. So needed to smile
Be well! 😊 Find someone to hug!
@jefftitterington7600 I have my son and husband. We lost our guppy dog he's been with us 16 Yeats
@payne8081 ouch. We've had Cavaliers who passed so I know that sadness. Long distance hugs to all of you.
There are no errors, just happy littel -accidents- incidents.
_spoken in the soothing voice of the Legend of inner tranquility himself, the late Bob Ross_
Oh yeah, this was definitely my favourite story so far 😂. I have been giggling non stop 😂
When I wasn't laughing, I was shaking my head and thinking "Oh good god, of course humans taught these adorable aliens, Peace through 'peaceful diplomatic' ass whoopins"
I think I need an insulin shot just from listening to this. 🤣
Go get it
I think I need one as well, and I’m not diabetic
A hefty dose also.
Oh the Fluffykins are totally aware of what they have been taught by humans. You can tell that they know the truth by how how the Ambassador signs off his report in the end. They simply see it as adding a new tool to their diplomacy toolkit, for when all other tools fail, get "dynamic"!😂😂😂😂
Absolutely loved this story.
I love this story. So much fluffiness, wow fluffy, fluffy to touch.
Love to see this story made into a Star Trek Lower Deck episode, it's perfect!
That would be perfect
Oh my goodness 😻😻😻 they sound so cute and fluffy
They are!
OMG, Beware of Four Foot tall space Bunny! "Run Away, For God Sake Run Away"!
Having your butt kicked by a 4 foot tall ball of pink fur holding a plate of cookies has to be pretty demoralizing.
You live because they allow it. You die because they demand it.
This should be turned into a show. Or a movie, a three part movie, a trilogy of trilogies.😂
awesome, funny and unexpected
pompom knows what he is doing
My god this almost killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Flufftastic❤
I like this. It's like the opposite of all the stories where humans are the "harmless pacifists." While it is usually a misunderstand of human mannerisms not like in this video where they were literally the cutest species, but I digress.
Great story loved the names a great laugh piece
So good!!!... author...if you write an audible book or series..please let us know...I would definitely will be on the waiting list..thank you for your creativity to make us laugh ..
This is super funny and adorable
🤍🩷🩵🤍
There was a Sci-Fi novel series that had a Sentient Being that looked like Teddy Bears. In reality the species was about the galaxy's more perfect blood-thirsty predator. It could literally become intoxicated - Drunk - drinking blood.
Hilarious!!
This was great! Completely lost it at "Rapid perspetive adjustment therapy" 😂
so true mortal artiste
Bob Ross we will make some happy little clouds
Ya, but those 'happy little clouds' will make some 'unhappy little Pirates'
That is heart stoppingly adorable 😍 ❤️
P.s this needs fanart!
And could evolve into its own series!
Absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤✌️
This hadme laughing so hard one of the best stories ever
Hilarious!
The funniest yet
Captain Slash the Slasher Slashington 😂😂😂
You guys come up with some funny stories, but this one even made my wife snort 🤣😂
Aggressive negotiation XD
please let there be more of this, my sides have developed sentiance.
This story just reeks of Arifureta and its Rabbit Tribe.
14:20 XD
Great story and the speech AI did well on this one.
love this one
" Sir, Operation "Fluffy Bunny" is a go. I say again, "Fluffy Bunny" is a go."
Oh i loved thos so so much. Couldn't stop gigleling the whole time. Thanks i need a good laught 😂❤❤❤
so cute loved it
I was giggling the entire time... 😂😂😂😂
Plot twist. They actually knew what they are doing. And they like it.
So monk rabbits from out space 😂😂😂 nice.
The axe is a metaphor for cutting away negative energy
People are going to be alot less negative after that, they're going to be alot less living, but what ever gets results.
Cute story 🐰🐰
Great story! 🎉 Lol'd for real. TY.
Aliens: why did you lot teach them how to perform martial arts!
Humans: we did it for the funny
"No species can resist peace"
You're in for a rude awakening with the humans. There's people who actively hate cute stuff.😂
Or cringe
tack för skratten :D
"Diplomatic readiness"
I know A.I. wrote this, but its still really funny.
The next time I adopt a furry animal, I will definitely name them Snuggles McFist.
If you like this story I'd recommend the Hoka! Hoka! Hoka stories by Poul Anderson. Humans discover a cute small bear species resembling teddy bears on a planet that seem innocent and harmless but turn out the be the most adaptive mimics in the Universe. Basically think think human movies, novels, and roleplay are real and assume personas to match. They also learn things like technology very very quickly. The quirk is their entire personality revolves around the occupation or person they are trying to mimic. God help the universe if they discover anime or shows like the Power Rangers.
Thanks for reminding me. My usual comment involving Poul Anderson concerns "The Right To Arm Bears".
If the Fluffykins are only 4ft tall, then the average human must be approximately 30 inches, tops, judging by the accompanying sideshow...
Fun story, thanks. A tip: delete every paragraph starting with "little did x know" and the like ("neither of them could have predicted" and "they were about to find out" for example) in LLM output. It's guaranteed to be a rephrasing of a prompt and redundant at best.
Leave it to humans to turn cutest beings into vicious beasts
I want to hear a space whale playing smooth jazz ...
It's always the cute ones you have to be the most cautious of.
Oh please! How can the Fluffykin be the most feared warrior race in a galaxy that still has humans in it? Of course, humans would have to teach them martial arts. We don't find pets cute if they don't have teeth and claws and actively practice hunting in our homes. Without any natural weapons ourselves we treat animals whose ancestors used to hunt us as adorable family members.
Wow, thats...different.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 so funny
Tell me all the details of who written it and where find it and i have to tell every hfy narrators i know of.
I want some of what he was smoking
😍🥰🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Were rabbit
Funny as F 🤣🤣🤣
AI slop
Fear the Fluffy.🐰🦙🦙🦊🐅🐆🐈🐥🐤🐣