He's a terrible person that ruined many lives and families by scamming them out of their life savings. This guy is the epitome of trash. He should not be promoted in any way.
You are thinking about it as a lawyer reviewing the case. If you are going to imagine it, you must also imagine being on ungodly amounts of drugs and alcohol
Camera tip: instead of moving the camera back and forth just zoom in and out. The reason the camera movement works in the office is because people are moving around. Everyone here is stationary so just zoom in and out
@@ukizabunje nerd? What’s nerdy about realizing losers say they’re real because they know how to balance a wide variety of drugs that counteract each other? I used to pop 20-30 pain killers are day and 75 MGs of adderal and feel perfectly balanced only for it to blind me from the rest of every single part of my life that was no where near balanced which is exactly how it is for everyone who says only the real ones understand the art of balancing.
@@emeraldbaby2259 He was getting judgmental on him for him to say that.....which is really fucking odd. You don't have Jordan Belfort on looking for wholesome tales 😂
if you listen to what hes saying.... you cant possibly tell me that these rich people arent in devilsh sex cults that abuse children. during the story he said that what he is describing is "nothing" compared to what hes actually seen. just imagine.
yep. It's only logical. They are so bored with power and desensitized to everything that they must go to extreme lengths to feel anything. Ultimately that sends people down some VERY dark paths.
You can tell that Jordan doesn't have any real remorse for what he done. He's happy as Larry taking a trip down memory lane... The hooker with 15 guys and the dude with the champagne bottle is the sickest thing I've ever heard.
@@pizzajimbo7129 he stuffed a popping bottle of champagne up a naked girl's pussy, who's pussy was disgusting and just dancing there naked, and the champagne that fell out of her pussy, he slurped it all up(not jordan belfort, the man he was talking about)
Stories like this makes the existance of the devil more believable to me. Seems like the more money you have the more degenerate fucked up things you're capable of doing. These rich folks have literally sold their souls to the devil and their soul resides in the underbelly of society.
this is only the amalgam-devil spawn of capital and the private market's ruthless competition that breeds these degenerates. it's a society where prices are everything but values are non-existent. the devil is gree and he's in all our pockets, waiting for a chance to leap out and grab us.
Good job Mike thank you for clarifying what he meant by balanced we’re so lucky about your drug past that you were able to clear that up for us it was so confusing what balanced meant! If only you were talk about your past more often!
Lol saying we are so lucky that a dude did drugs and ruined his life? Wow what a statement. Belfort is trash and ruined lives. He’s the epitome of walking shit
"It actually got worse." That's how you say, " I may or may not have witnessed a murder that night." Without actually saying,"I may or may not have witnessed a murder that night. "
You can really tell that he's so ashamed of ripping off people and not proud of his past. Can definitely see he's moved on from that period in his life.
This is exactly how I imagine Elon Musk's life is, only completely opposite. Some people make the world a better place with their energy and others just make crazy stories.
@@robertpatterson8437 no it's not. I can make assumptions about people without wasting any time. Besides, the difference between what Belfort and Elon have created is out of this world. Literally
First time going back and watching an old podcast for #1 the production team has gotten tremendously better #2 whoever that is that got replaced my George definitely was a good move. Huge fan of the show now. Very well done guys!!!
It’s crazy to me that he’s making this sound crazier than the actual movie. Imagine having to get Hollywood to un exaggerate your life. That’s absurd
There's a better film, the one with Vin Diesel. It shows more true to life, what a scumbag this guy really is.
@@ностромов what is the movie name
Seriously if he could of made it 100 percent true to real life
@@aidencollison1463 boiler room
Wait wtf there's a second movie about his life?
4 dudes sitting: podcast
Camera man: filming the office
😂😂😂
Such an underrated comment!!!
Omfg Hahahahaha
The cameraman was on ludes and was getting to the druleface.
the channel itself is called IMPAULSIVE pal. chill
Bro there’s no need for all that camera movement, they’re literally all sitting down lol
Fuck best comment 😂
I'm dying
Seriously though. The crazy camera movement almost made me sick....
Yea seems like dude is trying out the zoom feature for the first time
Camera man was bored asf
If this is the stuff the rich and powerful are willing to tell you imagine the stories they can’t tell you
jordan belfort was a nutty rich dude
When you have money to get into trouble. Something else
Adrenochrome
There's nothing "rich and powerful" about this lowlife criminal...
@@ностромов someone’s butt hurt
This guys storys are pretty interesting he should make a movie
@@de.castro_o8137 bruh
r/whoosh?
@@vakaris2183 wolf of Wall Street
Joke flew right over all y’all heads
How could you sleep at night
After watching wolf of wall street and comparing Leonardo DiCaprio to him leo did a good ass job
Leo is thee best freaking actor ever
@@T.J.Caldwell318 top 20 of all time
@@n95productions top 1
Leo always does a good job, he definitely top 5 actors of all time
@@n95productions top 20 wtf 😂 nimrod, so you’re saying he’s 15th or lower?
Is this Tarantino's camera guy? Goodness
If “show me what I pay you for” was a person 😭😂 mans getting every angle..
@@yslAstro Good guy, tries hard
was waiting for the cam guy to do a 180 and there sits Leonardo Dicaprio
Pretty sure tarantino does most of his own camera movement
@@fyreda2572 Well I'm sure you don't care but the last time Tarantino did his own camera movement was during the filming of Deathproof.
This guy is the definition of a salesman. The energy and the look and movements and the times he says "right" even. Its classic
that's why I have a hard time believing his stories, at the end of the day he's a salesman
@@gabrichirra I mean, he might exaggerate some stuff, but apparently some is proven, like the parties and hookers in the office
he’s not a salesman, he’s a thief that stole 200 million from his customers.
Instinct
The Nigga is coked up.
I love how mike is the only person that knows anything close to what Jordan is talking about
He was an ex addict. He grew up in Boston and is the perfect age for when the opiate epidemic hit hard.
He’s the translator
@@dlife7427 yeah thats why i said what i said
He Was Ex Addict and He wrote a Book About it
@@dlife7427 you're right except for the fact that there is no such than as an "ex addict" once an addict always an addict.
Jordan Belfort and Joey Diaz need to do a podcast together
They have lol
@@gabrielsilvas692 bet ur a goat
That would be dope
You’re welcome lol
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They have
"im the people my parents wanred me about" thats gota be on his gravestone
“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.” - Jordan “Thanos” Belford.
Thanos must be proud
Haahaha
I can listen to Jordan Belford tell stories for hours, hilarious
The way these hosts always interrupt him it would take all day for him to tell you who was involved in each story
@Model Chick and that's why he worked in sales :)
He's a terrible person that ruined many lives and families by scamming them out of their life savings. This guy is the epitome of trash. He should not be promoted in any way.
@@tuco0501 bet your fun at a party fuck off lol
@@tuco0501 man got rich anyway possible fuck u
I never thought the movie could be an understatement 💀
"So I lost 30 million" *chuckles.
Jesus fucking christ
The story is disgusting when you just picture it in your head. Imagine actually being there and seeing it.
Can you explain the Champagne bit?
You are thinking about it as a lawyer reviewing the case. If you are going to imagine it, you must also imagine being on ungodly amounts of drugs and alcohol
@@mateo23999the guy poured champagne in her vagina, and then drank the champagne out of her vagina, there someone had to say it.
Literally traumatic...
The camera man did more coke before the filming than everyone in the story he just told
For a guy who punished his body so much Belfort looks great.
i always think the same thing
The amount of damage most drugs do to people is usually overrated
@@ProjectMorten Bender duration, frequency and years of abuse factor in. Eventually it catches up with you and you look like shit.
@@ProjectMorten the man could be hurting inside lmao you don't know
He may look good. But I'd like to see a medical records for his insides. Lol
0:52 Logan says “yeah, yeah, yeah” to the mirage being the shit back in the day like he actually knows 😂
Hahaha true just trying to be friendly though tbf
What a prick
It’s in the Movie “Casino” Which he’s probably seen
maybe he heard stories
Love how Jordan completely ignores the guy next to Logan 😂
Worst camera guy ever, got nauseated watching this.
Fr bro
This guy is what ya call a master storyteller
"A perfect state of toxic poise" LOL Only an addict would understand what he means when he says that 🤣😅
yes
Camera tip: instead of moving the camera back and forth just zoom in and out. The reason the camera movement works in the office is because people are moving around. Everyone here is stationary so just zoom in and out
Thanks wilford
Only real ones understand the art of balancing
Losers*
@@HawtMummas nerd
@@ukizabunje nerd? What’s nerdy about realizing losers say they’re real because they know how to balance a wide variety of drugs that counteract each other?
I used to pop 20-30 pain killers are day and 75 MGs of adderal and feel perfectly balanced only for it to blind me from the rest of every single part of my life that was no where near balanced which is exactly how it is for everyone who says only the real ones understand the art of balancing.
Demonic lmao chill
Jackson Parr go watch other videos then these are for the “losers” lol
Mike now knows what his girlfriend's day at work is like! Thanks Jordon
who is his girlfriend?
@@S0RELOSER Lana rhoades
omg now i need to know
@@Jpabloo he was probably talking about Lana rhoades
This is what I’m saying. No idea why he acted so shocked by the story. Thats literally what you see in porn anyway.
Homeboy said “eat ya magic mushrooms” 😂
Very weird energy i got off that exchange
I think he’s almost saying take your natural relatively harmless drugs like a pussy if you can’t handle taking 30 pills
@@emeraldbaby2259 He was getting judgmental on him for him to say that.....which is really fucking odd. You don't have Jordan Belfort on looking for wholesome tales 😂
He know that he doesnt know...
if you listen to what hes saying.... you cant possibly tell me that these rich people arent in devilsh sex cults that abuse children. during the story he said that what he is describing is "nothing" compared to what hes actually seen. just imagine.
yep. It's only logical. They are so bored with power and desensitized to everything that they must go to extreme lengths to feel anything. Ultimately that sends people down some VERY dark paths.
@@S0RELOSERso scary
@@S0RELOSER💯
Leo DiCaprio played him beautifully wow
You can tell that Jordan doesn't have any real remorse for what he done.
He's happy as Larry taking a trip down memory lane...
The hooker with 15 guys and the dude with the champagne bottle is the sickest thing I've ever heard.
😂🤣😭😅😂
I dont understand about the champagne story
@@pizzajimbo7129 the dude shook the bottle opened it and shoved it in the hookers vaginee and then drank what came out, which wasn't just champagne
@@pizzajimbo7129 he stuffed a popping bottle of champagne up a naked girl's pussy, who's pussy was disgusting and just dancing there naked, and the champagne that fell out of her pussy, he slurped it all up(not jordan belfort, the man he was talking about)
@@pizzajimbo7129 he poured champagne into her nutted up, std riddled disgusting p*ssy then drank it out
“he understands Lude talk 😭😭😭
3:19
Cop: Mr B, you do not wanna go in there trust me
Mr B: we must go in there, it’s beyond our control
"Perfectly balanced" on a wolf of wall street high.
Stories like this makes the existance of the devil more believable to me. Seems like the more money you have the more degenerate fucked up things you're capable of doing. These rich folks have literally sold their souls to the devil and their soul resides in the underbelly of society.
Wow
Not really
this is only the amalgam-devil spawn of capital and the private market's ruthless competition that breeds these degenerates. it's a society where prices are everything but values are non-existent. the devil is gree and he's in all our pockets, waiting for a chance to leap out and grab us.
but you realize that money is devil. When singers tell they sold soul to devil, they think about money and industry. Its all metaphor
@@markozbunjol625 tell me you don't have a lot of $ or ever made a bunch of $ without telling me....
Is this a new camera guy or something? They are literally sitting down in one spot just keep it still? The movement literally does nothing
He define on something there lol
i kinda like it ngl
I think Jordan slipped some coke to the camera guy cuz he’s just going nuts.
I can seriously see Leo through him, which means Leo did a great job interpreting him.
Imagine the stories Jordon will never tell?
Good job Mike thank you for clarifying what he meant by balanced we’re so lucky about your drug past that you were able to clear that up for us it was so confusing what balanced meant! If only you were talk about your past more often!
Lol saying we are so lucky that a dude did drugs and ruined his life? Wow what a statement. Belfort is trash and ruined lives. He’s the epitome of walking shit
@@tuco0501 sarcasm
mike was just explaining to the other guy
camera man got real excited when the blow talk started
@5:05 I thought my phone randomly started charging
"It actually got worse."
That's how you say, " I may or may not have witnessed a murder that night." Without actually saying,"I may or may not have witnessed a murder that night. "
I want to listen to the story but I absolutely cannot stand any of these terrible hosts
Yeah they seem like complete fkn morons to me
They are
when Belford explained that they were so rich that they had to outdo the last craziest thing they did, Logan felt that
You can really tell that he's so ashamed of ripping off people and not proud of his past. Can definitely see he's moved on from that period in his life.
Lol
ur funny. he still does it just through “get rich quick” courses
you can tell the only thing he regrets is getting caught he misses his life every day probably
Definitely. And I have some stock I'd like to sell you 😁
Bro this guy's got a wild life they should make a netflix docu series on him
I mean they made a film based on him it's called The Wolf of Wall Street
@@MultiTrickster121 I think it was a joke
A man who lived many lives talking to children who don't know what to do with their own life.
Jordan's face reminds me of Rami Malek's Freddie Mercury when he didn't have the moustache yet.
The overlook hotel isn't half as evil as some of the vagas hotels. The foul depravity that lives in those walls is scary
So that's what they mean when they say "what happens in vegas stays in vegas."
This is what was going on inside Super Hans’ New Years Eve party
Jordan talking is what every dad feels like they look like while telling glory stories
*Person blinks
*Fast intense camera zoom
You can't convince me this guy isn't doing drugs anymore!
no one will try to
He still does
He definitely still does but not nearly as much as he used to
I think it’s just a part of his DNA at this point
the drugs are permanently embedded into his brain
Ive watched wolf of Wall Street and him saying so many words and terms from the movie its amazing
I miss the days of trying to balance different drugs 😂
Youth
Leo really nailed his mannerisms and everything. Wow.
Bro it's crazy what happens behind closed doors in these rich people's life
8:50 this reaction sums up the whole story😂
I feel like Mike wants to be best friends with Jordan
Ya and Jordan ignored him 💀
8:06 are you saying it’s gonna get worse?! -OH YEAH 😂💀
This is the greatest convo to touch the internet
We are witnessing these children acquire PTSD from Belfort.
We're witnessing it too lol
That is some extreme vile stuff. Like he said biblical type sin taking place. This was 30-40 years ago, imagine the stuff happening today.
When he said the “m” word (midget) while telling his story and that funny cough sound bopped right in. Evan in the back punching the air
Plot twist: Camera guy was having a fit whilst they're chatting away
8:40 I can’t unhear this
Now I can’t stop seeing the camera man moving every second 😂
That story was a panic attack. The way he stamered through it. The way he ended it.
Camera man also had paniv attack
Can you explain it a bit to me please?
Ive never heard someone say “right” so much😂
Fair doo’s Jordan, I thought I party back in the day but you are the man.
1:17 “he’d carry around a lil billet of coke”
Mike: * starts searching billets *
When the camera guy thinks he filming a Michael Bay movie
Finally someone who outtalks mike
This is exactly how I imagine Elon Musk's life is, only completely opposite.
Some people make the world a better place with their energy and others just make crazy stories.
Nigga Elon musk would be on crazier shit than this
You couldn’t be more wrong. Do some research. Elon is fuck up
@@robertpatterson8437 I don't research people. What a waste of time that would be.
@@rymichael7203 better than making assumptions
@@robertpatterson8437 no it's not. I can make assumptions about people without wasting any time. Besides, the difference between what Belfort and Elon have created is out of this world. Literally
If you've ever been on a bender you know exactly what this dude means when he says "perfectly balanced" 🤣🤣🤣
If I was on cocaine right now, I'd be 500x more irritated that I am right now
…..and this is Jordan when he’s calm.
I dare you to take a shot each time he says “right”
or “anyways”
Can someone tell me wtf does he say at 8:38? I couldn't understand it
That friend he didn't name was Elliot Lavigne.
Did no one catch the movie reference when they asked him to repeat himself lol
this guy was the living embodiment of evil.... not judging btw
I like how it says uncut but it’s still cut
First time going back and watching an old podcast for #1 the production team has gotten tremendously better #2 whoever that is that got replaced my George definitely was a good move. Huge fan of the show now. Very well done guys!!!
hats off for the camerawork. very unique.
If I hear another "right" I will break my phone.
One second later..
Broken phone.
Jordan is the Steve O of Wall Street tycoons
My god... the amount of drugs, how the hell was he able to get clean, or not deteriorate?
His friend spent 1.2 million and said we gotta go lmao what
why are here only 4 comments and 2k views wtf
Because only kids watch Logan Paul and not interested in anyone above the age of 20
Take a shot every time this guy says ”right”
Damn. When I saw Jordan Belfort, I thought of DiCaprio. But I’m hearing kripke from TBBT😂😂😂
I don't get the bottle story. He drank from the bottle but what was in it.
In all honesty....this is really sad
My question is, when Jordon refers to other people that are missing teeth, am I the only one that noticed he is too?
Embellishing is a trait for many sales people.
💯that’s how they make their living. I’ve never heard anyone back these stories up tbh
6:25 I laughed so damn hard, I will let you know that it's because of this part
The stories that those Las Vegas hotels workers must know...
Love how man-bun just sits there in silent contempt. He can't even enjoy these ridiculous stories of debauchery.