I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again (Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine cover)

I'm doing it, I'm actually covering this song. It was inevitable baby. This could have happened to anyone, life is just fun like that.
A Warhammer 40,000 twist on "I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again" by Obscurist Vinyl: • I Glued My Balls To My...
LYRICS:
I glued my balls to my butthole again
By the Emperor, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole!
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Sweet Emperor, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh Emperor!
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh God Emperor, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
My chapter doesn't want a life
Of watchin' their man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, brothers, fuckin' please, just take me back
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God Emperor, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Sweet Emperor, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard!
Glued my balls, It was inevitable, brothers
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just fun like that
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God Emperor, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Sweet Emperor, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Sweet Emperor, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

[@TheMechwar88]

Brother Testiclus, I am pined here!

[@TimothyMark7]

Brother Testiclus of the Red Ballsacks

[@taxidermyminotaur5340]

Brother Testiclese of the Newtons Knackers Chapter, reporting for duty

[@DaveyKanabus]

This is what I'd expect to hear at a Noise Marine concert.

[@mattybbg6850]

I didn't know Sabaton had released a new album.

[@gloomboy1639]

A bard's retelling of an Angel of the Emperor falling to Slaanesh.

[@Sagebreaker]

In the grim darkness of the far future...
There is only glue.

[@redvsdead]

1:05 Nah man, you're gonna need an Apothecary for this one.

[@alexabaxter6658]

The codpiece line adds so much coherency! I am terrified to see any renditions of this in mini form, I'm thinking a biiiiig sheaf of Night Lord or Dark Eldar skin.

[@jackforman4363]

We're getting out of the imperium with this one boys

[@InuKirinMike88]

Someone chose violence when they called out Heresy! The Angry Marines shall answer in kind!

[@epiendless1128]

Sounds like the AI was trained on Alestorm. Now I want to hear Alestorm sing it for real.

[@garysuarez9614]

The Codex Astartes does not support this action.

[@ZamboneeMan]

this is great metal. warhammer or not, AI or not, cover or not, purely amazing still!

[@Biotear]

By the Emperor, what have you done?!

[@aurangzebbaig4712]

Slaanesh: 👀👀👀

[@Briselance]

Even Slaanesh would be grossed out.😅

[@d1halberdgnoll963]

Nevermind the glue, this guy is engaging in HAIRESY!

[@Crocogator]

AGAIN?

[@hamptonhouse6189]

god i am blessed to be this deep down the hole

[@Eaglebrace]

And thus after many millennia,
The Glue Marines were created.

[@LindeltCleric]

This is noise marine noise.

[@Beriorn]

The enemy sure is balled and foolish to try suchc a tactic.

[@saholer]

This is crazy brilliant 🤣

[@_ZimZam]

Amazing

[@ChaoticPesme75]

The Codex Astartes doesn't approve of this, cause it's AI, but I love it.

[@sbennettpia]

There are far too few views for this one.

[@ZamboneeMan]

I'm probably half of them

[@Reimerguns]

We must watch on repeat. For the Emperor!