Brother Decimus. Yes Chapter Master. Why have you not yet cleaned the blood from your armor before engaging in leisure? Because the Emperor wills us to adorn it proudly for all to see when we celebrate the victories of humanity, Chapter Master That is CORRECT. Brothers, ALL of you are to follow the example of Brother Decimus. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? YES CHAPTER MASTER! *Karoke Increases*
The screw ups of the AI on this make it feel better in a sense, as if the marine isn't able to fully remember the exact lyrics and how to sing them, so he's adlibbing with gibberish to keep himself in the moment
Would have worked even better with "Pokerface" then ! Oh holy throne , I know have images of Alpha Legionnaires , very lightly armored, singing "pokerface" near a swiming pool...
"Should we tell him his hot mic is open?" "Sir... hes facing an entire army by himself... AND WINNING." "Send him his entire Karaoke party! NOW!" "I'll send the band too Sir."
@@Edible_edibilityabsofuckinglutely yesss, slanmesh can never slay like this, truly a manifest of the emperor's truth that chaos can never beat mankind
Just got flashbanged with a memory of when a local band at a metal concert did this right outta nowhere and half the crowd laughed whilst the other sang along. Metalheads have a great sense of humour.
idk why, but google's new "translate to English" function is translating this to have 2 extra A's and that is it. this is funny to me. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH = not English. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH = English.
Well, i'm the 40K universe it is suposed to be our future so maybe all the 40K franchise was a future prophecy, (with some grade of error for the future events like every prophecy), but that would mean that You and me and this video is canon, but maybe forgoten in time.
After returning here for the dozenths time, i finally understand why it always sounded so natural: The instrumental parts. Shrieking synthesizers, heavy beat, the scale, it sounds a bit like the darktide soundtrack. I believed it was a complete cover other than just the voice for a while.
"Brother, this is the music of Lady Gaga from the 3rd millennium?" "Yes brother, it sounds of heretical degeneracy but trust me, it fucking slaps brother"
POV: You're a guardsman that finished a grueling fight now back on the ship, listening to what the white scar that just slaughtered thousands of zenos does in his free time
What keeps coming to mind as I hear this, It's a space Marines in combat slaughtering numerous enemies. While singing this song. And he conveniently forgot that the channel was open, everyone could hear this. Battle anthem
Here after seeing that stomping meme
Same, this sounds so damn good
Same lmao
Same😂
Same, this is awesome!
Same XD
“We had some of Fulgrim’s uncorrupted geneseed left over.”
Proceeds to out shine the emperor's children on the runway and on the battlefield
I'd kill to see Fulgrim's drag routine
@@AviaryAssassin ferrus being the supportive bff he is
Took all the VIP seats for himself and sons
@@Edible_edibility Shame he doesn't have a good head on his shoulders after the Heresy
@@laynethebreadlord7373 he really needs to keep his head out of the clouds and on his neck if he wants to keep watching
"Um... Should we tell him that he's on a open channel?"
"Nah, let him cook."
Fulgrim - What the fuck my children why is a son of that tone deaf Guilliman out shining you!
Nah cuz if I was a space marine you'd hear the music from my specially installed bluetooths thru the vox
@@Skydefender536
Noise marine - BROTHERS WE MUST NOT BE SHOWN UP!
Noise marine 2 - RELEASE THE FUNK MARINES!
Imagine during a battle you hear this from a space marine trying to kill you lmao.
"He knows."
The sexual tension between a chaos cultist and an Astartes' bolter:
🤣😂
...where exactly is the bolter going??
"It explode when it penetrates"
-bolter ammo expert
@@infinitypilotnowhere, boltgun puts it's load inside the cultist. And he gets those fireworks inside, followed by embracing the Emperor's peace.
@@infinitypilotwhere the machine spirit chooses
I picture Space Marines, still fully armored doing karaoke to unwind between campaigns
During inbound, right before dropping off above the battlefield, the Space Marines starts to growling songs to boost their morale.
Brother Decimus.
Yes Chapter Master.
Why have you not yet cleaned the blood from your armor before engaging in leisure?
Because the Emperor wills us to adorn it proudly for all to see when we celebrate the victories of humanity, Chapter Master
That is CORRECT. Brothers, ALL of you are to follow the example of Brother Decimus. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?
YES CHAPTER MASTER! *Karoke Increases*
in the 1th edition lore ABSOLUTELY
HAHAHAHA that's totally an emperor's children thing to do
There was in fact a 1st Edition image of Ultramarines tango'ing complete with roses held between teeth.
The screw ups of the AI on this make it feel better in a sense, as if the marine isn't able to fully remember the exact lyrics and how to sing them, so he's adlibbing with gibberish to keep himself in the moment
@@Furydragonstormer happens to the best of us when we get too passionate
Literally me in church, my whole life
“ dang it I don’t remember the syllable may as well cover up AHHH!”
Yvraine: Robute? Is that you singing?
Roboute: no yvraine😂
It's one of my son.
Let him cook
"Don't you come back here with your bullshit."
1:13 - *Me coming STRAIGHT back here with my bullshit.*
it has to be a big, hefty, steaming pile of BS.
Alpha Legionnaires after double crossing every faction
Would have worked even better with "Pokerface" then !
Oh holy throne , I know have images of Alpha Legionnaires , very lightly armored, singing "pokerface" near a swiming pool...
Stomping Marine? Stomping Marine!
"Should we tell him his hot mic is open?"
"Sir... hes facing an entire army by himself... AND WINNING."
"Send him his entire Karaoke party! NOW!"
"I'll send the band too Sir."
Noise Marines be like
Congrats youre on reddit now lmao
Came here from the space orks
A space marine singing in French sounds almost as angry as happy German singing.
Just wait until I upload a famous Spanish song
@@dancingvegeta7126 Oh shit, son!
@@dancingvegeta7126ok now I want to know xD
@@ul8532 it’s despacito
@@dancingvegeta7126 well....shit, at least it's not the macarena or asereje
This is probably the scariest war cry I've ever heard.
Imagine you see all of your mates get slaughtered by a big smurf coming closer with every second and hes just enjoying it and singing hahaha
@@tjerno_8709What would be even worse is if the Space Marine was pink and instead of killing you, he’s capturing you…
@@tjerno_8709 It would be far worse to Emperor's Children because a smurf of all people is outshining them
I like how at about 3:55 he just goes completely feral and begins screeching nonsensically
Forgot the words?😅
He's getting possessed by a Daemon.
It's French, lol. Lady GaGa's mother is half french, so she can speak it.
The background vocals are messing up the voice lol
Maybe he got some súper powerfoull enemy and he is Ripping it appart with his bare hands, por with that sword
...he's singing that to his power sword, ain't he?
Yes
bro, the emperor is an alpha male with 20 male sons and 99% of the astartes are male...
yes, big, strong, perfect males
@@walterc5831 wot
@@walterc5831 too bad they worship a corpse
@@walterc583118 sons
A meme bring me here... FOR THE EMPEROR!
Imagine living in an undefended hive city and you hear Emperor’s Children blasting this from their Thunder Hawks as they descend upon you.
Me: You know what? They can have it. I’m leaving.
@@jrblankenship88same
if pre heresy. it'll be epic to make the drop
slaanesh fears him.
For not even it can achieve this perfection
@@Edible_edibilityabsofuckinglutely yesss, slanmesh can never slay like this, truly a manifest of the emperor's truth that chaos can never beat mankind
Sir should we tell him his vox is open
Hush now he's singing the hymns of Old Terra
The part where its talking about "walk, walk, work it baby", its a captain strolling past his men in his full wargear.
A Captain in Gravis Armour, no less. Thicc bois.
Guilliman and Yvraine
This is what he sings when he's in the shower.
Literally everyone thought of this as they saw the Ultramarine on the cover
Lies, their relationship is very wholesome
@@josharko111isn’t their relationship based on just one interaction? Don’t really know the details fully sadly.
@@arrowtooth won't stop my headcanoning, not this time I'm afraid. Besides it's fun.
The emperor's children between campaigns:
I am shocked how good this sounds
*Guilliman sings
Cawl: "Should we tell him he is in open channel?"
*Yvraine raises hand
"Hold on, I am curious...very curious"
Im imagining the scene of Batman singing in Justice League Unlimited.
Lilith: "A deal is a deal, he can stop now."
Yvraine: "Not on your life."
"I don't wanna be france." 🗣🔥
this is going into the Space Marine 2 playlist right away
“I assure you, Lord Commander, I haven’t used any heretic geneseed in the Primaris project.”
The Sons of the Phoenix:
Just got flashbanged with a memory of when a local band at a metal concert did this right outta nowhere and half the crowd laughed whilst the other sang along.
Metalheads have a great sense of humour.
Imagine a full battalion of Noise Marines just power strutting towards you singing this as the last song you hear from their super sonic weapons 😂
Horrifying and hilarious 🤣🤣
I’m very fond of imagining the Emperor’s Children to the tune of Ice Nine Kills version of Walking On Sunshine
3:53 is what you're looking for lads
I knew there was something....odd about those Primaris.
The Primaris marines do get a bit quirky on the crusade
Gabriel Seth warned us
@@brotherhoodofsteel4751 what are you talking about my new battle brother is wonderful.
Primarius lamenter - 🎶In the end it doesn't even matter🎶
They’re putting chemicals in the gene seed that turn the friggin marines gay
*adds to blursed playlist*
This is everything I hoped it would be and more. Thank you to whoever made this.
@@Hugorius no problem lol
"Brother are you aware that you are on an open Vox cha-"
"Yes, brother, he knows."
Call it WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH romance!
idk why, but google's new "translate to English" function is translating this to have 2 extra A's and that is it. this is funny to me.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH = not English.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH = English.
@@jonmcfluffy9699it still does this
This is one of the most cursed things I've ever come across on UA-cam. Well done.
The last minute of the song has me laughing nonstop lmao
It’s stuff like this that makes me remember that no matter what terrifying technology people will make, others will always use it for fun
There is a greater than zero percent chance this is canon somewhere in the 40k universe.
Well, i'm the 40K universe it is suposed to be our future so maybe all the 40K franchise was a future prophecy, (with some grade of error for the future events like every prophecy), but that would mean that You and me and this video is canon, but maybe forgoten in time.
This… is… actually pretty good.
"I want your ugly, i want your diseas-" "THATS IT! IM FLAMING HIM!"
The FRENCH followed the near unintelligible screaming😂 👌🏻
2:34 here you go..
The Blood Ravens after taking one of the tech-priest Karaoke machine:
I just picture a bunch of Astartes doing karaoke to this song and they’re progressively getting drunker and drunker
Space wolves would fit that description
Amazing I can say even better that original at the end with the hard second voices that goes shit high !! 👌🏻
when he said, J'veux ton amour, et je veux ta revanche, i felt that.
I like how at the last chorus it sounds like he's just falling apart and about to cry.
@@Galenarnen he got really into it
This goes sooo hard!
Brother this is criminally good.
After returning here for the dozenths time, i finally understand why it always sounded so natural:
The instrumental parts.
Shrieking synthesizers, heavy beat, the scale, it sounds a bit like the darktide soundtrack. I believed it was a complete cover other than just the voice for a while.
After giving this comment 10 seconds of thought I have realized I no longer want to think.... mostly because it makes too much sense
I just ascended bro
My soul is beyond anything
I don't think I've laughed this hard in the past couple of years....
A short brought me here.
I could imagine this being a marine with Guillamine with other primarchs and the emperor beign in a Karioke.
If only i could stomp like a space marine to properly vibe to this 😢😢😢😢
Now we have a new way of singing this song even if you cant hit the notes, just scream with passion for the emperor!
Glad to see fellow brothers here because of that stomping marine
This sounds better and less cracked than expected
"Brother, this is the music of Lady Gaga from the 3rd millennium?"
"Yes brother, it sounds of heretical degeneracy but trust me, it fucking slaps brother"
Singing Space Marines needs to be a thing.
I need this on spotify please
This is the cover I NEEDED
All I can imagine is the sheer power I would wield using these songs for bardic inspiration as a Warforged, College of Valor bard
"Um..sir..was this in the training regimen?"
In honor of the emperor marine, its about to be.
I love that this is a thing. Space Marine radio hits different, much like me to every Xeno in sight
I see the loyalist noise marine program is coming along quite well, the silence displeases the Emperor
Noise marines been really quiet since this banger dropped:
The codex astarte’s does not support this action, but i am looking forward to it 🗿
Did not know this was a thing glad I found this
Instagram meme brought me here lol
Loyalist Alpha Legion or Emperor Children
its almost too bad the image wasnt a noise marine, this fits them so well
Should have been an emperor's child
Or a son of the Phoenix
Plz, give this comment a like if you came jere after watching a space marine walk stomping while singing...
This and Elton John space marine ALL BOTH INCREDIBLE
I think that’s enough Internet for today.
No one can convince me that this isn’t the Space Marine who was also fighting while singing Im Still Standing 😂
@@FuzionCrisis it isn’t
Here from stomping meme 😂😂😂 this is LIT
@@xaelch.official what is the stomping meme?
POV: You're a guardsman that finished a grueling fight now back on the ship, listening to what the white scar that just slaughtered thousands of zenos does in his free time
A very specific stomping brother have made me go here
Absolut cinema
Wasn't expecting Bad Romance when being sent here, but this is hilarious.
And so the story goes, the Gaga Marine never stopped singing or killing... they now play his open mic aboard the warships.
RAH RAH OO LALA!!!
Well... I know what the noise marines are singing now. This is hilarious thank you.
What keeps coming to mind as I hear this, It's a space Marines in combat slaughtering numerous enemies. While singing this song. And he conveniently forgot that the channel was open, everyone could hear this. Battle anthem
"Captain, a lone astarte, is fighting all by himself."
"What chapter?"
"son of the phoenix, sir."
"....that cawl didn't listened...but let's watch."
You should The Lamenters singing "I tried SoO HARD, and got so FAAR, in the End TYBEROS destroyed Us!"
I love it did not know i needed this 👍😎
I can imagine a heavy metal cover of this goin so hard
Hammer core 😂
Ngl the part in french just sounds so clean what
White girl pop music is best sung in two ton power armor on the battlefield, change my mind
this is legendary
*A STOMPING BRÖTHER HAS CALLED TO ME*
I need to know where I can add this beautiful thing to a playlist
Ou yeah! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
This makes me smile
this is art
I would like to imagine its a troop of still loyal to the Emperor, Children of the Emperor hunting there corrupted brothers while singing this
"I don't wanna be french" "I DONT WANNA BE FRENCH!!" only legends will know of that.
@@Cmdr_knight look at my recent uploads
Omg fucking beautiful
They always said that the Astartes are angels. They clearly have the voice of angels too.