Hamtaro Abridged by JelloApocalypse [Reupload]

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  • @tart-miano
    @tart-miano Рік тому +166

    It's been years and I just now realized when Oxnard says "my mom always told me my weight would one day drag me into the earth" he meant KANA LMAO like, the fact Kana shames her hamster that often fucking kills me

    • @kjw21411
      @kjw21411 Рік тому +1

      Are you sure he meant Kana? He could have meant his actual biological hamster mother

    • @tart-miano
      @tart-miano Рік тому +13

      ​@@kjw21411I feel like the "my mom says I'm too fat" joke was sort of foreshadowing to Kana saying "my hamster is a disappointment", suggesting she's the same "mom" bc of her tendency to shame Oxnard lmao

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 9 місяців тому +53

    I still reference the way he says "DEAD" way too much. Also "red sky in the morning, sailor's warning. Red sky at noon, sailors warning" is so endlessly funny to me!

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 2 роки тому +165

    Hey, maybe one day, UA-cam's copyright system will allow Jello to make these again.
    It'll be a team effort!
    Yep!
    Leave it to me!

    • @rionthemagnificent2971
      @rionthemagnificent2971 Рік тому +4

      By you, you mean Panda.
      Panda: *annoyed groan*

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea Рік тому +9

      ​@@MEE-t2k
      There really aren't that many that seem like he'd avoid them with his current sense of humor (at least looking at episode 3, wasn't really paying that much attention to the other two).

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain Рік тому +3

      ​@@Jason_AlteaThere's literally nothing in the first two that'd be weird to hear him say today, I don't know what zeno is getting at. Not like him being politically correct was even relevant, since these were taken down by copyright strikes and not Jello scrubbing old controversial content.

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea Рік тому +1

      @@Sam-Cain
      Yeah, there's really not anything here to avoid for being "controversial". If anything, I could see him being embarrassed by the blatant references to other UA-cam abridged series (like the "actual dialogue" pop-up gag that he likely got from LittleKuriboh's YGOTAS "Actual 4Kids dialogue" gag), but there is not a single joke I heard that stuck out as being un-pc or anything.

  • @darkmatterbuildrplays
    @darkmatterbuildrplays 2 роки тому +165

    This has the same vibe as the English dub of Ghost Stories

  • @SapphyTaffy
    @SapphyTaffy 7 місяців тому +15

    "Mine's a disappointment."
    *cuts to Oxnard crying*

  • @Motolmang
    @Motolmang 2 роки тому +127

    One time two LESBIANS took me into a dumpster and fed me a haaammmbuurrrggerrr......
    panda's cool we hung out...
    uuuuughhhh I just drank a WHOLE bathtub of Absinthe.....

    • @WOOPAHsoup
      @WOOPAHsoup 10 місяців тому +3

      IM FEELING AN ANGRY IN MY PANGRY

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 Рік тому +42

    As someone who went through a Hamtaro phase, this series is hilariously wonderful!

  • @BubbyBoy
    @BubbyBoy Рік тому +53

    Hamtaro and Oxnard really have Jolteon and Crap Gorps energy

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +39

    "Menage a trois?" I'M DEAD

    • @jangoligth
      @jangoligth 9 місяців тому +1

      I lost it with Bijou!

  • @nunya1103
    @nunya1103 2 роки тому +228

    *Am I the only one concerned about that corpse?*

    • @actuallyIDontExist
      @actuallyIDontExist 2 роки тому +29

      NOOOO

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 2 роки тому +14

      am i the only one who finds it haliarious they called pennelope a pac-man ghost then just made pac man noises her whole character

    • @hamhamkammy
      @hamhamkammy 2 роки тому +2

      “No”

    • @manoluigisupershow1411
      @manoluigisupershow1411 2 роки тому +3

      @@actuallyIDontExist WOWZERS! More friends to play with! Isn't dat great, boss?!

    • @noahschultz9031
      @noahschultz9031 2 роки тому +5

      I hope Jello makes a fourth episode and continues the series this is genuinely hilarious

  • @SmokeTheHorsehog
    @SmokeTheHorsehog Рік тому +52

    It's a damn shame that all of the episodes got taken down.

    • @sonofillahee
      @sonofillahee 10 місяців тому +1

      How many were there?

    • @SmokeTheHorsehog
      @SmokeTheHorsehog 10 місяців тому +2

      @@sonofillahee Three episodes
      Each produced on an April Fool's Day
      Episode 1 - April Fool's 2018
      Episode 2 - April Fool's 2019
      Episode 3 - April Fool's 2021

  • @mr-hmmmmm2100
    @mr-hmmmmm2100 2 роки тому +114

    thank u for reuploading this masterpiece.

    • @dsckriskris
      @dsckriskris Рік тому

      The amount of comments is hilarious

  • @risel56
    @risel56 Рік тому +25

    I like how they hype up the Old Ones and it just ends up being some dude in the recording studio.

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 Рік тому +41

    Even when these hamsters are talking about blood sacrifices they're STILL FREAKING ADORABLE!!!!!

  • @Sinamuna
    @Sinamuna Рік тому +65

    I still love how well they did Boss's voice. It sounds just like the OG English dub Boss lmao

  • @nunya1103
    @nunya1103 2 роки тому +68

    You magnificent bastard, thank you

  • @indigoxsaurus5698
    @indigoxsaurus5698 8 місяців тому +5

    “The ugly stick! My weakness!” Really got me

  • @en5722
    @en5722 Рік тому +6

    I’ve always come back to these despite all the takedowns. Mostly for Boss. That scarf quote will always slay me.

  • @HarmonyBunny
    @HarmonyBunny Рік тому +33

    "Look mom! I finished up packing!"
    "That's great Hamtaro."
    *_wheeze_*

  • @tairrendaly5855
    @tairrendaly5855 2 місяці тому +4

    I know I'm a little late to this, but I just want to point out that after 192 proof, alcohol becomes rocket fuel at that point. 😳🤣

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 Рік тому +29

    This is the 3rd most chaotic Abridged series on the internet.
    2nd is Code Ment.
    1st is SGT Frog Abridged.

    • @neonthunder3261
      @neonthunder3261 Рік тому

      JJBATAS

    • @zerosen1972
      @zerosen1972 10 місяців тому +1

      I'M GAY. THE END.
      ~ Sergeant Keroro, Keron Forward Invasion Force

  • @MimicksRiot
    @MimicksRiot Рік тому +17

    thank you for reuploading these! i loved these when i was younger
    i mimick the "dead" all the time

  • @MatchaFoxx
    @MatchaFoxx 2 роки тому +30

    Thank you so much for reuploading this! I’ve loved these ever since the first one came out years ago. When I was younger I remember laughing about this with friends all the time, especially since I watched Hamtaro a lot and always had merch and games. 😂

  • @StefanSaba
    @StefanSaba 2 роки тому +39

    Oh shit I have to save this before it's gone

  • @zildjian2381
    @zildjian2381 2 роки тому +36

    I really love that you reuploaded it

  • @lunaire1106
    @lunaire1106 2 роки тому +18

    DEAD! :D
    Omg I missed this series so much...

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 9 місяців тому +3

    I was not expecting Bijou to sound like a foghorn before the ribbon dance. I snorted. 😂

  • @brandencortez1205
    @brandencortez1205 Рік тому +5

    I believe I found will because of Crap Gorps voice, and Jello with his rapid breathing sketchy voice

  • @henryfreed-fundak5861
    @henryfreed-fundak5861 10 місяців тому +3

    When Hamtaro came to America in 2002, it was everywhere.

    • @jangoligth
      @jangoligth 9 місяців тому

      Thank you Canada

  • @katthy092
    @katthy092 9 місяців тому +2

    Since we didn't get a new one this year, rewatch time!

  • @joaoguilhermeassim
    @joaoguilhermeassim Рік тому +2

    Thank you for your service

  • @henryfreed-fundak5861
    @henryfreed-fundak5861 10 місяців тому +1

    Even after it stopped airing on Cartoon Network, Hamtaro has gained a cult following.

  • @derrickfoltz8555
    @derrickfoltz8555 2 роки тому +11

    3:46 Corpse! 😂

  • @outlier9099
    @outlier9099 Рік тому +17

    "One time two lesbians took me behind a dumpster and fed me a hamburger."
    Man i love undertale

  • @cradleofchaos4923
    @cradleofchaos4923 Рік тому +2

    Red sky at morning, sailor's warning, red sky at noon... Sailor's warning!

  • @RallyLancer95
    @RallyLancer95 Рік тому +11

    Does anyone know how to cite a murder as a source?

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 2 роки тому +14

    *I am a hamster and have no opinion*

  • @ivyw5862
    @ivyw5862 Рік тому +9

    BROOO OMG ITS BEEN YEARSSS I WAS LOOKING FOR THESE 😭😭😭😭

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +2

    Damn nr.3 was up for a bit but then gone. But this is good, I never got to see nrs 1 and 2

  • @Xenlavian
    @Xenlavian Рік тому +10

    Hi ho [FORD F-150]

  • @KairuHakubi
    @KairuHakubi Рік тому

    Paywalling the right aspect ratio? Devious. Well, glad this is finally back online, part of it was missing for ages.

    • @rfsmaster
      @rfsmaster  Рік тому +1

      It’s available for free on the Patreon last time I checked

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi Рік тому +1

      @@rfsmaster what a weird place to host free stuff. well I might check that out then :D

  • @KD-kk6yg
    @KD-kk6yg 5 місяців тому +1

    If this is the only way I can watch the Hamtaro Dub, then so be it 😂

  • @annanmathebula-jg7zz
    @annanmathebula-jg7zz Рік тому +3

    When I started playing these games I thought hamstaro was hamstaro 😆😭😆😭😱😱

  • @s.b.4875
    @s.b.4875 2 роки тому +22

    If only there was a hamtaro analog horror series. Hmm, alternate hamtaro or he turns into the intruder from Mandela Catalogue?

  • @dannyboy8231995
    @dannyboy8231995 9 місяців тому +1

    Another year without a new Hamtaro abridged

  • @RFD1996
    @RFD1996 2 роки тому +16

    DEAD!

  • @Freezient
    @Freezient Місяць тому

    Omg thank you thank you

  • @LardManAnimation
    @LardManAnimation 2 роки тому +5

    Boss has issues.

  • @littlenuggets5108
    @littlenuggets5108 Рік тому +1

    I once pick up a plushie of hamtaro. I lost it. I miss you my ham ham :(

  • @galactic_studio09
    @galactic_studio09 6 місяців тому +1

    2:46 "One time two lesbians took me to a dumpster and fed me a haaaaaaamburger"

  • @DominckSwakon
    @DominckSwakon 8 місяців тому +1

    Behold the ribbon queen to arle! 13:11

  • @maddiematthews7115
    @maddiematthews7115 7 місяців тому +1

    did book 2 have a name I can't think of it

  • @DominckSwakon
    @DominckSwakon 8 місяців тому +1

    After 6 years...

  • @MadAliceInWonderland
    @MadAliceInWonderland Рік тому

    I watched these as they came out and I still quote "yup, it'll be a teeeam effort." xD

  • @optimaltt6070
    @optimaltt6070 5 місяців тому +1

    I love watching this in [AMERICA]. It's so fucking good. Pardon my [CANADIAN].

  • @theplushexperience4589
    @theplushexperience4589 Рік тому

    3:10 Hamtaro I just woke up in the club house and boss was there and I didn’t what’s going on

  • @Uta_Chandra.H
    @Uta_Chandra.H Рік тому +1

    7:50 😂❤

  • @sumostudios3958
    @sumostudios3958 2 роки тому +11

    first thing i see this is a non profit parody
    ok so why the video get taken down for
    violating copyright!!!!!
    youtubes video algorithm is great there monatization one is a hot garbage bonefire

  • @celyn_luv
    @celyn_luv 19 днів тому

    2:45

  • @ArtsyDoggieOfficial
    @ArtsyDoggieOfficial Рік тому +1

    1:32 DEAD

  • @samartmanandpals5012
    @samartmanandpals5012 Рік тому +5

    Please, Make more Hamtaro Abridged!!!!! Please!🎉🎉🎉😊😊

  • @loquita-lostwave
    @loquita-lostwave 8 місяців тому

    I'M FEELING AN ANGRY IN MY PANGRY

  • @ZidanexGarnet
    @ZidanexGarnet 10 місяців тому +1

    DEAD
    DEAD
    DEAD… inside

  • @Justagermanball1407
    @Justagermanball1407 9 місяців тому

    This reminds me of of the tugs stupid dubs

  • @urszulapietras7967
    @urszulapietras7967 Рік тому +1

    8:54 translate?

  • @andrewjack5092
    @andrewjack5092 Рік тому

    😊 it's hamtro time

  • @Arseneluci
    @Arseneluci 2 роки тому +5

    dead

  • @DiffidentDennis
    @DiffidentDennis Рік тому

    16:29

  • @whybother5741
    @whybother5741 Рік тому

    10:20

  • @KINFIN123
    @KINFIN123 2 роки тому +18

    I get to watch the videos and I avoid putting money in Jello’s jerk pocket? This is perfect

    • @ciciana
      @ciciana 2 роки тому +9

      What did jello do though? Could you explain?

    • @Motolmang
      @Motolmang 2 роки тому +8

      @@ciciana he's preachy as fuck

    • @ciciana
      @ciciana 2 роки тому

      @@Motolmang okay! Do you have any proof? I fully believe you but i wanna spread the fact that hes an asshole to other places.

    • @KINFIN123
      @KINFIN123 2 роки тому +2

      @@ciciana Long story, but I’ll just leave it as, we have beef.

    • @Ffom177
      @Ffom177 2 роки тому +8

      Or you could avoid his videos if you don't like him as a person

  • @SOJITZL
    @SOJITZL Рік тому

    Dead!

  • @kratos692
    @kratos692 Рік тому

    Is this supposed to be a Ebichu clone?

  • @BluShiGuy
    @BluShiGuy 2 роки тому +1

    Oooh

  • @rfsmaster
    @rfsmaster  2 роки тому +37

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