⚜ | IL-2: Battle of Stalingrad - Final Destination [with the worst gunners of the Luftwaffe]

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  • BohicaIce once again jumped into my Bomber to be a gunner. If you think that's bad, wait until you realise that he brought friends..
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  • @MilitaryAviationHistory
    @MilitaryAviationHistory  6 років тому +79

    *Attention* I see some people subbing to the channel from this video which is great! However, please understand that I *no longer do* game play videos but provide content on the history of military aviation (operations, planes etc). It's pretty awesome and you should stick around for that ;)

    • @MilitaryAviationHistory
      @MilitaryAviationHistory  6 років тому +3

      Yes, about +3 years ago

    • @behindthen0thing
      @behindthen0thing 6 років тому +3

      You should do some more gaming videos

    • @elmikeomysterio5496
      @elmikeomysterio5496 6 років тому +9

      Military Aviation History I came for the history videos, and stayed for gaming and history. You should gey back to gaming.

    • @rickfordmorningstar130
      @rickfordmorningstar130 5 років тому +2

      You should start a second channel for gaming, assuming you still play, and have the time.

    • @axcelis6188
      @axcelis6188 5 років тому +1

      What camera settings do you have for this Im really late am I

  • @ricardowerner8617
    @ricardowerner8617 8 років тому +144

    "i don't want to lick your gun"
    "it's hard"
    well well mr. Bismarck, explain that to me

    • @KvltKommando
      @KvltKommando 5 років тому +2

      "you've gotta guide me in"

  • @stevefrench4139
    @stevefrench4139 7 років тому +83

    "Our wing went behind our airplane" ..... famous last words.

    • @AJewInTexas
      @AJewInTexas 7 років тому +1

      Best quote of the video.

  • @MilitaryAviationHistory
    @MilitaryAviationHistory  8 років тому +156

    And to think I need to do at least one more levelbombing video with these guys as crew...

    • @ryanbush777
      @ryanbush777 8 років тому +7

      Oh they cant be THAT bad right? I mean.... its only TBLF ONLY ;) I mean atleast they provide some entertainment yeah?

    • @vaporfarts
      @vaporfarts 8 років тому +2

      You have a lot of patience.

    • @MartinPlanner2
      @MartinPlanner2 8 років тому +1

      all you need is a miracle....all you need is COVER :D

    • @Taeschno_Flo
      @Taeschno_Flo 8 років тому +5

      this guys are the funniest crew i saw.
      Die Enigma ist nicht grad sehr zuverlässig.

    • @fernandoi3389
      @fernandoi3389 8 років тому +5

      Is like being in a fishbowl , one pass and everyone dies.
      Why they insisted in this design leaving lots of blind spots for the gunners ?

  • @papieznik21
    @papieznik21 8 років тому +39

    That moment when Bismarck started speaking German to the other guy
    the crew was like
    wat do I do
    is he selling us out

  • @CentrePeice
    @CentrePeice 7 років тому +32

    I imagine this as a crew in WW2 made up of almost entirely american conscripts and one german pilot to lead them. Cooky adventures follow!!

  • @Lemard77
    @Lemard77 8 років тому +90

    "Why are you licking your gun?!?!" xDDDD

  • @LeiKaEr
    @LeiKaEr 7 років тому +20

    Gunner: "I still don't have a seatbelt..."
    Gunner two: "Holy-cow I don't have a seatbelt either!"
    Bismarck: "You'd better hang on then."
    Gunner: "WEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!"
    Gunner 2: "That's the ground."
    Bismarck: "Yes."
    Gunner 2: "A lot of it."
    Bismarck: "Yes."
    Bismarck - When did the Luftwaffe hire kids from the special bus? What is this: "Bring your kids to work day?"

  • @MilitaryHistoryVisualized
    @MilitaryHistoryVisualized 8 років тому +261

    I never saw the Suicide Squad movie, but I am certain this is better. Also you guys die several times and your corpses for sure will help regrow the Russian squirrel population, you should get a PETA award for that.

    • @mattybanks101
      @mattybanks101 8 років тому +17

      Very weird when two of my favourite youtubers interact

    • @MilitaryHistoryVisualized
      @MilitaryHistoryVisualized 8 років тому +24

      best part, we just releases Luftchat #2! Excellent timing on your part.... feel the weirdness :D

    • @ricksanchez694
      @ricksanchez694 6 років тому +3

      In Russia you cant find theese crashsites anywhere, no bodies, no planes, nothing, eaten bye the soviet squirrels kamerat

    • @Billy-I-Am-Not
      @Billy-I-Am-Not 6 років тому +1

      wait, you guys aren't the same person?

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 8 років тому +155

    Imagine a game like this in Europe. Full crew in a B17…

    • @DerSheriff
      @DerSheriff 8 років тому +27

      Battle of Midway coming. so... I guess there were B17s

    • @SteelBollocks
      @SteelBollocks 8 років тому +10

      I would expect carrier based bombers like the Avenger or Dauntless since those were the main force during Midway itself.. or possibly the B-25, they did launch those off Carriers... SOMEHOW

    • @hvymtal8566
      @hvymtal8566 8 років тому +6

      Midway is an island airfield and its plenty big enough for the beast. I'm more interested in the TBF and SBD, the latter especially is a superb multirole aircraft and being a gunner in a dive bomber never gets old. I'm also interested in how they portray the Brewster Crapcan and if they do the P-38E or G, and any crossplay with BOS/BOM

    • @Lemard77
      @Lemard77 8 років тому +5

      Currently the engine can't manage 4 engine planes, so they'll have to work on it. On the other hand most likely we will have G4M for the Japanese, and maybe B-26 for the US, so there's that ^^

    • @hvymtal8566
      @hvymtal8566 8 років тому +1

      Super Étendard Besides, the B17 is hardly the ideal platform for naval bombing anyways, the b25 can even carry torpedoes, and it has plenty of its own crew seats

  • @isaian987
    @isaian987 6 років тому +8

    Pilot's report: tongue stuck on gun

  • @JaredHardstyle33
    @JaredHardstyle33 7 років тому +9

    "Oh shit! We are going down"
    "I don't like that sound"
    *Explodes*

  • @aprilwhitemouse1593
    @aprilwhitemouse1593 8 років тому +13

    The chemistry between you guys is hilarious. :)

    • @aghost5281
      @aghost5281 3 роки тому +1

      Only a woman would say: “the chemistry”

  • @MovingTargetOne
    @MovingTargetOne 7 років тому +9

    I love to imagine this is real, in some kind of context like 4 current era guys somehow end up in a ww2 bomber( i dont know like hot tub time machine or something) and have to do this mission but dont really know wtf they are doing :D "DUde, dont shoot the bomb, just dont!!"

  • @Tonci87
    @Tonci87 8 років тому +55

    But seriously though, what happens if you shoot the bomb?

    • @851852093114208513
      @851852093114208513 8 років тому +10

      Probably not much. The whole point of explosives for a long time has been making them only go off when you want them to. Look at C4, you can beat the shit out of it, shoot it, microwave it, or set it on fire, and it still won't detonate.

    • @SteelBollocks
      @SteelBollocks 8 років тому +33

      OMG< you mean video games and movies have LIED to us?! I thought EVERYTHING blew up if you shot it. Red barrels, mines, cars, fire extinguishers, fat zombies

    • @851852093114208513
      @851852093114208513 8 років тому +2

      SteelBollocks - Well, a mine that has been deployed is probably armed and might explode if you shoot it..?

    • @xX_Skraith_Xx
      @xX_Skraith_Xx 7 років тому +12

      Most explosives have an arming system, either electronic or mechanical, that separates two chemicals that cause a chemical reaction. From what I understand bombs in the WWII era had either a little screw attached to a propellor that, when flown through the air, would unscrew and allow the reaction to occur. Or there was a firing pin that, when the hit the ground, it would detonate. A cover would be over the pin before dropped, and either the crew would remove it before the drop, or there would be a system for the aerodynamic forces would remove the cover.
      Nevertheless, I would refrain from shooting the bomb.

    • @nathanielfalen8042
      @nathanielfalen8042 6 років тому +1

      Are we shooting the warhead or the rest of the bomb

  • @toxicity4818
    @toxicity4818 7 років тому +5

    I hope to see much more of exactly this. Every now and then you struck gold on UA-cam.

  • @Mr_Dumpty
    @Mr_Dumpty 8 років тому +21

    This felt quieter than normal, had to turn my volume right up...am I going mad?

    • @MilitaryAviationHistory
      @MilitaryAviationHistory  8 років тому +2

      Strange, for me it is too loud to be bearable even at 50%

    • @Mr_Dumpty
      @Mr_Dumpty 8 років тому

      Bismarck Then I'm most likely going mad :D Regardless I had no problems hearing anything and I love your shenanigans with Bo so I wouldn't worry about it.

    • @MilitaryAviationHistory
      @MilitaryAviationHistory  8 років тому +1

      You're not the only one saying it. I find it strange that others have this issue since I bust my ears when I set the sound up :/

    • @Mr_Dumpty
      @Mr_Dumpty 8 років тому

      Oh, I see, strange then. I was playing it through a tv though, so I could turn the volume right up anyway and hear everything perfectly...I guess you'll have to twiddle with some things, I haven't got a clue what the problem could be.

    • @hvymtal8566
      @hvymtal8566 8 років тому

      Don't worry about turning the sound up, there's all three speaker volume and system volume and media player volume for a reason. Its not so much an issue with it being loud when you can turn system volume down and get fine control, its more when the volume is low and can't go any higher that's the problem

  • @stanleystephens5749
    @stanleystephens5749 7 років тому +1

    "Something fell off the plane" he said that so comely.. OMG Im dying lol

  • @flonp2396
    @flonp2396 7 років тому +2

    4:59 close your eyes and let your mind soar

  • @marshalhaynes3007
    @marshalhaynes3007 5 років тому +1

    The princible of proximity was key to German aircraft and tank designs. Unlike American aircraft designers, G designers believed it was better to have the crew closer together. That way they would would need less armor , could encourage each other, and help each other if wounded. Thedownside side was one good hit usually took out the whole crew.

  • @overcastandhaze
    @overcastandhaze 7 років тому +2

    Well after 1942 there was a REAL big drop off in the quality of Luftwaffe gunners...and pilots.

  • @grofatso3233
    @grofatso3233 8 років тому +7

    A bit on the quiet side.. But great content, great to watch this game.

  • @Ensign_Cthulhu
    @Ensign_Cthulhu 7 років тому +2

    4:48 Nice little jab at the whole "Keep the crew together to improve morale" design philosophy. (Is this perhaps an overdone myth that you and/or M.H.V. could examine at some stage?)
    5:08 "Here - would you like to lick my gun?" LOLOL
    8:03 If you blew up POWs being taken to the Gulag, does this not constitute mercy killing? (Though I read somewhere that what the Russians did to Napoleon's troops they took prisoner in 1812 was worse; they stripped them naked and MARCHED them to Siberia. Given that they started somewhere west of Moscow, you can imagine how bad things got.)

  • @MrJohnycomelately21
    @MrJohnycomelately21 7 років тому

    I think my favourite line in the whole video is angry German "Don't shoot the Bombs."

  • @markmark147
    @markmark147 8 років тому

    Absolutely brilliant. These IL-2 vids with the TBLF gang are superb.

  • @lampajoo
    @lampajoo 3 роки тому

    The banter in these videos is humorous.

  • @user-xo3bt8qr3p
    @user-xo3bt8qr3p 8 років тому

    funniest bombing crew ever! "I don't wanna die again" was best!!!

  • @synl8847
    @synl8847 8 років тому

    i love this how everyone in the plane is a real dude. sick series i subbed

  • @BlackIjs
    @BlackIjs 7 років тому

    I like the different perspectives, watching the gunner's view, then the pilot's on a different YT channel.

  • @MrZevv
    @MrZevv 6 років тому +1

    OUr wing went behind our Airplane. Stunning :)

  • @TheRaptorXX
    @TheRaptorXX 4 роки тому

    That's fantastic Biz and the boiz!! I laughed all the way to the toilet!!!

  • @feetusbeater1245
    @feetusbeater1245 6 років тому +2

    when germany needs the reserves

  • @MrAbanjie
    @MrAbanjie 7 років тому

    6:28 chat message reads refugee convoy spotted initiating bombardment as a german viewer i find that hillarious in a morrbid way

  • @MikeLitoris66
    @MikeLitoris66 8 років тому

    While i was checking my other screen your noises at 7:26 scared me a little bit

  • @edwardmorriale9358
    @edwardmorriale9358 7 років тому

    I watch you guys and laugh myself sick. Love you as a comedy team!

  • @Lewis82100
    @Lewis82100 7 років тому

    "aaaaaaannnd there goes are wing"

  • @Zopzodeman
    @Zopzodeman 8 років тому +21

    Chaos Crew... :P btw i noticed your whole audio is pretty low in the last few videos...can you do anything?

  • @wideyxyz2271
    @wideyxyz2271 6 років тому

    Lol the deaths at the end were tragic...unable to bale out.....

  • @blackdrako1335
    @blackdrako1335 8 років тому +2

    moree plisss!!! awesome contend and crew talk by the way :D

  • @TheLoader69
    @TheLoader69 7 років тому

    i like your episodes , makes me smile, thank u i might even get back in to flight simming. maybe at start as a gunner :)

  • @setoredan
    @setoredan 8 років тому

    Loved this video from start to finish. I hate that you didn't have any company other than enemies for the flights.

  • @mrg315
    @mrg315 8 років тому

    It's like flying with a six-year-old. I love theses.

  • @mh-60t
    @mh-60t 5 років тому

    "I shouldnt have done that," " I should have crushed you, Bo"
    wow

  • @Troubadour04
    @Troubadour04 8 років тому

    Never a dull moment with bo aboard... lol.

  • @MuhmmedNadeem-cy2tj
    @MuhmmedNadeem-cy2tj 7 років тому

    Bismark speaks like Christoph Landa don't you think???
    19:12
    "Those were pretty much on target........IF I SAY SO MY SELF"
    Hans Landa in the inglorious bastards said the same thing many times!!

  • @christopher6212
    @christopher6212 8 років тому

    Enigma Code XD Sehr Gut
    couldn't stop laughing
    Weiter so Bismark, mag deine Vid`s um den Enigma Code ebenfalls zu nutzen ^^

  • @terryteed1903
    @terryteed1903 8 років тому +5

    oh good. I like swearing.

  • @seanduffey5162
    @seanduffey5162 8 років тому

    Really enjoy these videos Bismarck.

  • @ghostriderskulls
    @ghostriderskulls 8 років тому

    at 7:25 we have an excellent example of the Bismarck mating call.

  • @jacksonms212
    @jacksonms212 7 років тому +1

    I know its frustrating as hell for you "Bismarck" but it funny as hell to us to watch and listen... FFS its the damn comedy hour!!!

  • @silvanoplayz2892
    @silvanoplayz2892 8 років тому +3

    when you were talking german i could understand almost anything because im dutch.

  • @kevinstinger22
    @kevinstinger22 7 років тому +5

    Hi guys i have a question. cna you just join any random match and just automaticly be some random guys gunner or do you need to play With a friend to be a gunner? cause i want to play this game as a gunner. I dont really want to fly myself.

  • @kennethbastion1879
    @kennethbastion1879 8 років тому

    Glad they're on your side!!!

  • @carlosteran8114
    @carlosteran8114 4 роки тому

    I love the thing about panels, jejejeje, german lgic above all jejejeje, well said Bismark ;) so as well I did learn something bout 'Ju88 panels philosophy.

  • @mattr05rice14
    @mattr05rice14 7 років тому

    I laughed so hard when bo said if I shoot the booms will they explode

  • @jamesfieweger8648
    @jamesfieweger8648 7 років тому

    Progressive German Techno for the win

  • @luciusquinctiuscincinnatus6627
    @luciusquinctiuscincinnatus6627 7 років тому

    BUT DOES THE BULLETS DETONATE THE BOMBS ?
    Best crew.
    Loved the vid keep it up

  • @jarigustafsson7620
    @jarigustafsson7620 7 років тому

    I think Bo:s crew made the same mission vids a bit more funny.
    But nice to see your version also.

  • @ZeSgtSchultz
    @ZeSgtSchultz 7 років тому

    Holy god Bo, you're the sassiest navigator in history. lol

  • @richardgambill1737
    @richardgambill1737 4 роки тому

    I hear Bo! Like when you 2 team up...

  • @theangrykorean5194
    @theangrykorean5194 7 років тому

    Bismarck is a real Nazi in the pilots seat isn't he? pun pun pun pun pun pun pun. 😅

  • @malrec
    @malrec 5 років тому

    That was hilarious, too bad you aren't making these anymore. History is great but a good laugh is better. Lol enigma code..

  • @Kollider115
    @Kollider115 8 років тому

    Reading these comments not and one enigma breaker. I was interested

  • @hvymtal8566
    @hvymtal8566 8 років тому +7

    Ze gunnermen simply did not feel ze spirit necessary, nein. Also what is to your taste? Gunsight housings?

  • @Crosshair1990
    @Crosshair1990 8 років тому

    Do a video to demonstrate whether or not shooting the bombs is a disaster! Fly in formation and capture the moment :P

  • @Bullet4MyEnemy
    @Bullet4MyEnemy 7 років тому

    I laughed so hard I almost weed watching this.
    More plz xD

  • @babakzekibi315
    @babakzekibi315 6 років тому

    They should take this crew and make a movie out of it

  • @Joannes808
    @Joannes808 8 років тому

    Talking bad about the iron cross? HOW DARE THEY!!!!

  • @mbolduc
    @mbolduc 3 роки тому

    This is fantastic

  • @philopfries6432
    @philopfries6432 3 роки тому

    Subtitles at 12:49 are amazing

  • @Ray-lf1eo
    @Ray-lf1eo 6 років тому

    *before i saw the video* worst gunners of the luftwaffe? Oh thats probably bo and loli. (I wasnt surprised)

  • @wolfbyte3171
    @wolfbyte3171 8 років тому +2

    If you guys want a translation of what Bismarck was saying through the enigma, turn on captions.
    ...
    I lied. It's just funny.

    • @Luna-4L0n5
      @Luna-4L0n5 8 років тому

      I understood only a little bit.
      But still it is quite funny

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 7 років тому

      Yes, it is, ;-)

    • @TheKnaeckebrot
      @TheKnaeckebrot 7 років тому +1

      he was just describing his flight path, nothing spectacular ^^

  • @veterankasrkin7416
    @veterankasrkin7416 8 років тому +10

    German techno music over London?
    Hmm.

    • @vaporfarts
      @vaporfarts 8 років тому +4

      schrage musik over London.

    • @benjamin8558
      @benjamin8558 7 років тому

      vaporfarts Thats jazz.African American music

    • @mitchellhogg4627
      @mitchellhogg4627 7 років тому

      Master Assassin progressive* german techno👌

  • @butone7919
    @butone7919 7 років тому

    I would love to try this on VR, just put a chair down and act like that navigator, just moving my body around and having a good look around the plane, I would be so happy.

  • @MrExade
    @MrExade 6 років тому

    Please, make more videos like this, its fun! :D maybe with a proper crew though hehe

  • @Edgewalker001
    @Edgewalker001 7 років тому

    "OH SHIT NO! WE'RE GOING DOWN!"
    "Nah, I don't like that song..." XD

  • @MrRobertX70
    @MrRobertX70 5 років тому

    You guys are awesomely funny!

  • @confusedwolf7157
    @confusedwolf7157 6 років тому

    ok Heinz we have been told to jettiison payload and rtb...do not bomb London ok? .....(rodger)....bombs away! (hey wait! thats London!!)....OOOOPS (yeah rite)....

  • @Otaku-rh8kh
    @Otaku-rh8kh 7 років тому

    Hab sofort an deinen Akzent gemerkt das du deutscher bist, schöne Videos :D

  • @MartinPlanner2
    @MartinPlanner2 8 років тому

    pls just raise that german volume on that mighty radio...

  • @jabo109
    @jabo109 8 років тому

    This kind of content it's epic, I love it!!!

  • @Gremlinke96
    @Gremlinke96 6 років тому

    Now i want to buy this game to try to drop the bombs with bomb bay doors closed

  • @nomis19821982
    @nomis19821982 8 років тому +1

    11:34 lol

  • @f4ucorsair153
    @f4ucorsair153 2 роки тому

    11:25 is hilarious

  • @skyeshi3570
    @skyeshi3570 6 років тому

    I think i might have to get this game now...

  • @arkadyromanov7803
    @arkadyromanov7803 8 років тому

    Hi Bismarck. I know you don't like modern flight sims because modern jets have no character/soul, but I was wondering if you've heard about BMS Falcon? Its a free development of the original Falcon 4.0, a game which probably has the most complete and dynamic campaign of any flight sim ever. So much so that is the closest you can feel to being one small pilot in part of a much bigger conflict. To my mind, that adds a lot of character, and the F-16 is an interesting multi-role aircraft with a lot of depth. I was wondering if you've tried it, and if so, what you think of it.

  • @BarbosaUral
    @BarbosaUral 6 років тому

    I love these videos. They make me laugh.

  • @mattavy
    @mattavy 8 років тому

    First! Finally...Great vid as always Bismarck :)

  • @darkether
    @darkether 7 років тому +1

    ....TREES!

  • @nomis19821982
    @nomis19821982 8 років тому

    ones a giro compass and one is called something else

  • @J-Station4
    @J-Station4 6 років тому +1

    Enigma code haha Der ist gut

  • @NJP695
    @NJP695 6 років тому

    Very weird to hear Bo without a crystal clear mic

  • @seanduffey5162
    @seanduffey5162 8 років тому

    Please make more like this!

  • @calvin7122
    @calvin7122 8 років тому +1

    Bismark You have a New subscribe

    • @Litany_of_Fury
      @Litany_of_Fury 8 років тому

      So on a video that came out 40mins ago you just stumbled upon?
      Nah you already subbed.

  • @29420502
    @29420502 5 років тому

    Where is the video that The Sherrif posted featuring this rather entertaining gameplay?

  • @zzy11188
    @zzy11188 2 роки тому

    After 6yrs of War Thunder, I'm now trying my hand at IL2 Sturmovik, the problem is I'm no computer wiz, At 67 I struggle to even understand utube joystick tutorials. Have you ever thought of producing a simple tutorial with just enough info to get by. Maybe future ones could get more involved
    War Thunder has the Wizard, which I see IL2 has in a newer version than Stalingrad. Please help in any way possible. this is a enjoyable video, as are All your Videos.

  • @Vinny_TheCableGuy
    @Vinny_TheCableGuy 7 років тому

    Two Pilots One Seat ;)

  • @dasSofa
    @dasSofa 8 років тому

    Hehe, ich liebe Boh`s Sprüche :D

  • @dotdeutschland3654
    @dotdeutschland3654 7 років тому

    das erste mal das ich dich deutsch reden gehört habe :D

  • @wntu4
    @wntu4 4 роки тому

    Ozzy Man Reviews; Destination: Fucked.