Mark Watson - The Gillette Razor Is Not A Weapon

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • #MarkWatson on his problem with the Canadian sales tax, how hard the South African accent is to understand, and the absurd reason he lost his razor at the airport.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 63

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 4 роки тому +46

    This guy is fantastic, he's appreciated over here in Britain and its great to see the Canadians enjoying his comedy too. I love his very awkwardness that he has during his sets, his jokes hold up even past this though which speaks volumes lol.

  • @PlotTwists
    @PlotTwists 4 роки тому +20

    Reminds me of the guy from IT crowd

  • @Xphaedos
    @Xphaedos 4 роки тому +7

    Howie Mandel out here threatening us-

  • @jenniferbates2811
    @jenniferbates2811 4 роки тому +20

    I live in the US and I work as a waitress, and every time I wait on people from other countries, the taxes always get them

  • @mrmediklguy69
    @mrmediklguy69 4 роки тому +25

    🤔 I wonder if Mark is watching this on his phone right now??

  • @sorawisdom6516
    @sorawisdom6516 4 роки тому +5

    i wish these clips were longer

  • @flameshana9
    @flameshana9 4 роки тому +6

    03:57 My how times have changed.
    As I watch this on my phone.

    • @andracatheduckking257
      @andracatheduckking257 3 роки тому

      i've seen mark watson perform in many different tv shows and live performances. and i've watched every single one of them on my phone

  • @georodir6508
    @georodir6508 4 роки тому +14

    Dude he's hilarious

  • @susans654
    @susans654 4 роки тому +19

    I'd like to see more. Funny guy.

    • @Tamashi88
      @Tamashi88 4 роки тому +1

      If you need something to help pass the time, check out the Watsonathon. Mark hosted a 24 hour Twitch stream for comedy. He normally does it live in Edinburgh but, obviously, the Fringe is cancelled this year, so he did it on Twitch instead. One of the highlights is the interview with the puppet cactus Oucho.

    • @heatherkaye8653
      @heatherkaye8653 3 роки тому +1

      Hes so awkward and uncomfortable on Task Master season 5 I had to look him up. I enjoy his bumbly awkward presentation of jokes.

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 4 роки тому +7

    *ACOUSTIC TOOTHEBRUSH*

  • @bismuthcrystal9658
    @bismuthcrystal9658 4 роки тому +21

    Wow, you can really tell this is a very old clip.
    Because razors had roughly eight fewer blades than they do now.

    • @Tamashi88
      @Tamashi88 4 роки тому

      Also he's dropped almost all hints of his Welsh accent now... this must have been between exaggerating Welsh and exaggerating Bristol accents.

    • @markwhitman9542
      @markwhitman9542 Рік тому

      😆

  • @TeaAtTwo2
    @TeaAtTwo2 4 роки тому +18

    The tax being left off the advertised price of goods/services thing is Sooo annoying and stupid

  • @originalShorai
    @originalShorai 4 роки тому +15

    He's clearly never been to prison. A razor is a grooming tool, a slashing weapon, and a cigarette lighter!

  • @Mr.ToastyBunz
    @Mr.ToastyBunz 4 роки тому +7

    Yes, yes it is

  • @tomace5008
    @tomace5008 4 роки тому +1

    Good watch

  • @peterwelsh1932
    @peterwelsh1932 4 роки тому +6

    How many people are watching this on their phone? Or think this is sponsored by Gillette Mach 3 ?

    • @ollycity
      @ollycity 4 роки тому +1

      nobody i guess

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 4 роки тому +1

      @@ollycity I should have said "O.K., raise Yer hand if Yer not watching this on Yer phone and can't tell this is an add for Gillette Mach 3? Unless Yer busy touching Yerself; then PLZ raze Both hands THX. 👅🥜🥕🍩

  • @seansmith6373
    @seansmith6373 4 роки тому

    In Montana there's no sales tax. It's a fucking relief!

  • @heatherkaye8653
    @heatherkaye8653 3 роки тому

    It was hard for me to get I to Canada! I was contained in a tiny room in BC for 6 hours before they let me into the country. Then I slept through crossing the US border, nobody even checked my ID.

  • @michaelberstler9379
    @michaelberstler9379 4 роки тому

    Sounds like Mark Ronson on speed lol

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 4 роки тому +2

    Electric Blanket Commercial: just eat a few carbs to avoid still being cold under 1000 blankets.

  • @spliffyrodgers4266
    @spliffyrodgers4266 2 роки тому

    I swear everyone in Britain had that haircut in the early 2000s

  • @Samiismyname
    @Samiismyname 3 роки тому

    Here after Ricky Gervais tweeted to this guy!

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 4 роки тому

    I have customers come to my job in the airport in nyc and they say the same thing. Post the with tax price

  • @olivedotcomm
    @olivedotcomm 3 роки тому

    Looks like Pete Townsend

  • @iain8837
    @iain8837 4 роки тому +1

    5:18 when she asks for the joke to be explained.....

  • @Nik-ff3tu
    @Nik-ff3tu 4 роки тому +3

    $500 phone is mid tier...

  • @doodlefisher234
    @doodlefisher234 2 роки тому

    Didn’t he used to have a welsh accent?

  • @adigun8745
    @adigun8745 3 роки тому +1

    This year I asked santa to make mark watson fall in love with me. I know he’s married and all that,but i’m a caring person so i don’t mind sharing him with his ‘legal’ wife. I’ll have him every other weekend and i’ll make sure that i WILL ALWAYS have at least 3 gilette razors when he spends the night at my place.

  • @huckleberrylachow2202
    @huckleberrylachow2202 2 роки тому +1

    the phone bit aged very poorly hahaha

  • @hellosergioa
    @hellosergioa 4 роки тому +11

    He needs to breath a bit more and just slightly slow it down other than that it was just 👌

  • @JerKur18
    @JerKur18 4 роки тому +10

    He needs to slow down. He's funny though.

  • @C70W11
    @C70W11 4 роки тому +3

    is he tweaking?? funny act though

    • @Tamashi88
      @Tamashi88 4 роки тому +1

      Nope! He's just frenetic. Still is to some degree

  • @rocarlosdavis622
    @rocarlosdavis622 4 роки тому

    And you shall my dear..but listen to one sensational album and you will only appreciate one true blue song called CHERUB ROCK 😍😭. Trust me..you will grow to Love it 👽😍🤫🙂

  • @trntavry
    @trntavry 4 роки тому +3

    Well this didn’t age well.

  • @yoshimusmaximus3473
    @yoshimusmaximus3473 4 роки тому +3

    Luke warm

  • @downandoutinparadisepanama1936
    @downandoutinparadisepanama1936 4 роки тому +4

    A man who bought a gillette razor?
    This must be an old video.
    Most men have quit buying gillette products due to their anti-Male/pro feminist advertising campaign.

    • @jdsd744
      @jdsd744 4 роки тому +8

      No they haven't the only person concerned with it is you

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 4 роки тому +1

      LOL, so they are now wearing panties are they?

    • @Tamashi88
      @Tamashi88 4 роки тому +2

      If you think something as silly as that advert would bother Mark Watson, you are clearly not a fan of Mark Watson.

    • @Jnoooooo
      @Jnoooooo 3 роки тому

      Lol almost as good as Mark Watson's brilliant comedy.
      But not quite.