Hannibal Buress - Don't Assume I Want My Zipper Up
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- #HannibalBuress on getting Lasik, what he would do if he went blind, and why you shouldn't assume his stance on zipper politics.
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*"Sir your zippers down"*
*"Aye man, your life is down."*
😂😂
"Couple things"
Oh, you heard the video too?
What happened to good comedy punching up?
@@HKoopman stfu lol
When hannibal said "Your whole life is down" I felt that
Vaasav S. Me, too
That was so rough jesus Christ 😂
he called a man a piece of shit to his face
Vaasav S. It cracked me up.
“Well damn” *looks down all sad*
The glasses were a part of him
And now they apart of the trash 🗑
The end of an era
Nick D this was 2015 though?
msgnus kristleifur lasik is more for people who have eye sight that is so bad that it’s becoming a problem. The thicker the glasses, the more they warp everything. So for some, it’s pretty necessary.
Apothe Curio thanks for the lesson doc but I think he was just joking around
hannibal is an underrated comedian....he needs a special...
satin he does on Netflix n this bit is in it as well
Avery Joyner look up his name on Netflix
He's got quite a few specials
another one just got released go check it out!
The stuff he does with music in his special is genius.
"People would hate my blind set."
I don't know Hannibal, I think lots of people would laugh.
Nice pfp
Hope he will see this comment before he loses his sight
All hail Lelouc✊🏻
Yeah, I always laugh at blind people.
"You ever touched stucco?" lmaoooo
When he said that, I heard it in Cosby's voice and laughed harder
@peroh
Not much, how about you? Also press "read more."
“You ever smell?” LMAO
I guess we can now really see how great a comedian he is...
RIP
@Cindy lou Betris Damn, I thought you were kidding, had to do a quick google check and wow. So sorry for all involved. :(
@@konxy4704 Fuck you I was scared
The Abbey of the Everyman bruh, thank god for your comment. I was finna google that so fucking quick.
Fuck y'all I thought he was dead lmfao
Kamikaze Blackjack sounds like a cool band
Sounds like punk band that’s really good but ends up falling apart within their first album
Guns and Butter
Dead Leopards
ha-ha ... your dad, dude, is a square... oh wait, Dead Leopards would be a cool name for our band.
@@billt8504 Guns and butter😳.........those two things make you say humm!
His blind bit was hilarious af. "You ever touch stucco?" XD
Definitely one of my favorites.
His material is decent, I think it’s always his delivery that gets people
No shit
I like it, though, it's kind of natural, like just sitting listening to your funny friend.
@@roguesheep3083 kinda with Pete Davidson. He doesn’t have amazing material but his delivery is super casual and feels like joking with a friend
Is it just me or can people get away with just about anything if they get you to sign a disclaimer?
Consent is protection for a lot of things in the eyes of the law
Yeah... prescription pills and products can easily get away with negative side effects.
Do. Your. Research.
Read stories on other people’s experiences
A waiver does not protect against gross negligence, however.
Yeah well the recipient agreed! So it's ok to kick the person in the nuts, burn their hair, rape them and their children and stick up your middle finger at them, because they said it's cool and you have proof.
I've heard you can't actually sign your rights away...
Hannibal Buress: [yells about his fly]
Me: Ah, I see he's busting out the ol' Southern Accent
ur a comedic genius ruth
Hilarious, another comedic genius that makes logic and reasoning easy for those that just don’t get it. Laughter brings people together Peace
I'm telling my kids this is Wesley Snipes.
It isn't?
happy to see homeboy still crackin' jokes.
What else would he be doin
@@cole6122 getting assaulted by Eddie Griffin?
Is it bad when halfway through the skit I noticed my fly was down? lol
God i love him. He's like Dbangz, but a comedian.
ohad. LMAOO
ohad. ur getting subbed
@@shockminerx1518 lmao thanks
Dbangz a nerd
The whole bit about him turning blind was hilarious 🤣
I literally just came from the casino and learned not to hit when the dealer shows a 6 because statistics say the next card is a 10 or face. Basically I took everybody down with me too 😂😂😂♠️♦️♣️♥️
2:50 kills me everytime 🤣😂💙
“I had 17 dealer showed a 10 I was the last one to go before the dealer showed again.” Low key bar
Big Pun type bar
🔥
@5:12 for those looking. ("I said HIT! [dramatic pause]" is a nice start the the next line too.)
I am in love with 4:25
I was thinking same thing. She is gorgeous. Nice legs. Other than that hannibal is one funny dude.
The V-neck behind her
is *NOT* having fun...
T H I C C
What hannibal failed to account for in his fight analysis was that when someone knocks your glasses off there is a short period of pure fucking rage towards whoever dared touch my expensive ass eyewear
This dude is funny. Glad I stumbled across his comedy.
His material was some of the weakest he's had, but his delivery is still so on point that it covers for it.
Thanks to GTA online I was able to follow the Blackjack joke.
Bogensohn lmao. for me it was fallout new vegas
@@thomasarrington156 you are a good person
@@thomasarrington156 lol just max out luck
For me it was Red Dead Redemption (1)
Thomas Arrington New Vegas for me too. Lol
I love the over the shoulder camera angle when Hannibal points at the random audience member and calls him a piece of shit
That black jack joke, I haven't laughed that hard in a fat minute
“Why are you booing me”
I'm right
Just wanna say that front row in the end looking nice!! Congrats
please, I see what ppl say about me when I take my glasses off. please just take the lenses out and wear the frames. Hannibal, I need your glasses on your face
Taking everybody down with you in blackjack is craaaaazy 😂
Tis man made me laugh at a card joke and I have no idea how to play😂🤦🏽♂️ real comedy 🎯
Basically if he didn't hit the dealer would have busted because he got HIS card which had a number value of 10 which is why Hannibal busted(exceeded 21). If the dealer got HIS card the dealer would have busted and the whole table would have won. Instead the dealer got the next card.which allowed the house to win. Basically Hannibal made the entire table lose because if the dealer busts everyone wins which makes it a sort of team effort.
That moment he kicked flavor flave in the face he became my hero.
Morpheus burress for me
Ay, we still don't know what's in his hands.
He skated away from that s**c*de hope so quick 😂
0:16
Hannibal: PERFECT VISION
Me (actually have 20/20 vision): MY ASS. 20/20 vision only means we're average, if that.
hannibal is my fav comic.
So happy you're back
I love his stand up stuff 👌
Loved the ending 😅
He looks like millhouse big time
Mulhouse yellow tho
I'm blind and I can't see this
Criss Cross Applesauce W
🖕
Shhhh don't tell him guys
@@dontforgettolike7127 😂😂😂👏
Backyard Music Feedback lmaooooo
*"If my zippers down...let if go."*
So now I know that I'm older than Hanninal Buress.
4:23 ♥️
Let's get a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!
Admiral Squirt I was not gonna stop scrolling until I saw this!! Thank you !!
@Confused Loser fatalityyyyyy fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Who?
No
3:40 I thought that was John Krasinski
“Hey man your fly is down” “HEY MAN YOUR LIFE IS DOWN”
Quality, as usual.
Couple things, couple things sir!
Hannibal is a BEAST
He has really perfected his craft. By not trying so hard 😂😂
'You ever touch stucko?' 😂😂😂
He coulda made a double entendre ‘underage’ reference with the “hit on 17” joke lol
The title of this video is too relatable
Can we just all enjoy the moment at 4:24.
Kamakazi blackjack! LMAO!🤣🤣🤣
Damn that brunette in the front row. :o
Which one?
@@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv you made me come back, a full month later, just so I could tell you which one ????!!!!!
Okay, 4:20...
The one you ment is ugly bro haha, your getting no competition from this comment section
2:24 Simon Wilson: Dang, you'll be just like me. More famous than Ray Charles.
Bruh I got a lasik ad for this video and I’ve never searched or mentioned it ever before
So nobody else got a lasik ad before watching the video??
Dude, pissing people off at the table is the best. Especially, when I win some money anyway.
"That's kamikaze black-jack right there!" I feel like I live life kamikaze style.
Hannibal without glasses isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Hannibal with glasses
In 7th grade my zipper broke off of my pants while changing for gym class. I had to walked around with my zipper down. All the girls were screaming things like, "NOOOOO!!!! WER'RE GONNA GET PREGNAUNT!!!!!" "AHHHHHHH!!!!" They were freaking out. So much so that I had to wear my gym clothes the rest of the day.
This guy is amazing
Damn the title made me laugh before I clicked it haha
Hes funny, very natural
"That's kamikaze blackjack right there"
I fucking love him
Omg he’s hilarious 🤣
The lady at 4:25 oh my ❤️
IKR she’s so pretty
Tom's Sunglasses gives you sight
All the people at the end pretending to understand Blackjack 😂
That blackjack bit was funny lmao
Thank you
i got a laysik ad before this LOL
He is the best brother in action ladies..I love it😍🙂
Kamikaze blackjack lmaooooooooooooo
One of the funniest.....
If he went blind he could be the next famous blind guy
fuckin hilarious, cheers Hannibal
I liked his blind set
its anarchy down here
I agree with him on the 17 with dealer showing 10, why not go for the Hail Mary? Sure the dealer could bust, but I have initiative I don’t leave something like that in the hands of others.
How many times has this bit fuckin been posted on youtubr
Its anarchy down here and I'm livin it!
This is why I don't like to play blackjack with random people, especially if they're on 3rd base (last hand before the dealer). 😠
5:49 dem girls want it
Name matches the comment perfectly.
some these comments just as funny as this set here Lmaoo Hannibal funny man
Well now I have to learn how to play blackjack in order to understand the last bit
You find out yet after 6 months?
@@snanoopis6584 Nah, I didn't bother with it yet. But thanks for asking :D
Well, my ad is all about Lasik and Eyeball Surgeries sooooo
3:18
He would be the new famous blind guy
That one girl in the front tho 4:24 👁
Kamikaze Blackjack 🤣
don't clap I paid for it
Kamikaze Black Jack!!
😂😂😂
I'm the same way with my shoe laces