Hannibal Buress - Don't Assume I Want My Zipper Up

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  • #HannibalBuress on getting Lasik, what he would do if he went blind, and why you shouldn't assume his stance on zipper politics.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 327

  • @rmack5936
    @rmack5936 4 роки тому +1789

    *"Sir your zippers down"*
    *"Aye man, your life is down."*

  • @nuggetsfan231
    @nuggetsfan231 5 років тому +1858

    When hannibal said "Your whole life is down" I felt that

  • @leroywakens5570
    @leroywakens5570 5 років тому +3404

    The glasses were a part of him

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 5 років тому +105

      And now they apart of the trash 🗑

    • @jbasti227
      @jbasti227 4 роки тому +93

      The end of an era

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 4 роки тому +7

      Nick D this was 2015 though?

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 4 роки тому +12

      msgnus kristleifur lasik is more for people who have eye sight that is so bad that it’s becoming a problem. The thicker the glasses, the more they warp everything. So for some, it’s pretty necessary.

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 4 роки тому +5

      Apothe Curio thanks for the lesson doc but I think he was just joking around

  • @satin2142
    @satin2142 5 років тому +752

    hannibal is an underrated comedian....he needs a special...

    • @CrivemanII
      @CrivemanII 5 років тому +13

      satin he does on Netflix n this bit is in it as well

    • @CrivemanII
      @CrivemanII 5 років тому +3

      Avery Joyner look up his name on Netflix

    • @cdotodot5037
      @cdotodot5037 4 роки тому +3

      He's got quite a few specials

    • @chriscaruso8876
      @chriscaruso8876 2 роки тому +1

      another one just got released go check it out!

    • @hbeachley
      @hbeachley 2 роки тому +1

      The stuff he does with music in his special is genius.

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren 5 років тому +1361

    "People would hate my blind set."
    I don't know Hannibal, I think lots of people would laugh.

    • @silveriii8456
      @silveriii8456 5 років тому +3

      Nice pfp

    • @xGERxNM
      @xGERxNM 5 років тому +14

      Hope he will see this comment before he loses his sight

    • @Alaaslayer
      @Alaaslayer 4 роки тому

      All hail Lelouc✊🏻

    • @leoisanerd
      @leoisanerd 2 роки тому

      Yeah, I always laugh at blind people.

  • @Freewxll614
    @Freewxll614 5 років тому +734

    "You ever touched stucco?" lmaoooo

    • @lucasokeefe7935
      @lucasokeefe7935 5 років тому +12

      When he said that, I heard it in Cosby's voice and laughed harder

    • @axtonpino5213
      @axtonpino5213 4 роки тому

      @peroh
      Not much, how about you? Also press "read more."

  • @kai-wr6yk
    @kai-wr6yk 4 роки тому +67

    “You ever smell?” LMAO

  • @blakeholden5898
    @blakeholden5898 5 років тому +514

    I guess we can now really see how great a comedian he is...

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 5 років тому +4

      RIP

    • @konxy4704
      @konxy4704 5 років тому +11

      @Cindy lou Betris Damn, I thought you were kidding, had to do a quick google check and wow. So sorry for all involved. :(

    • @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman
      @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman 5 років тому +41

      @@konxy4704 Fuck you I was scared

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 4 роки тому +16

      The Abbey of the Everyman bruh, thank god for your comment. I was finna google that so fucking quick.

    • @Officialalmate
      @Officialalmate 4 роки тому +13

      Fuck y'all I thought he was dead lmfao

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 5 років тому +234

    Kamikaze Blackjack sounds like a cool band

    • @snanoopis6584
      @snanoopis6584 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like punk band that’s really good but ends up falling apart within their first album

    • @billt8504
      @billt8504 3 роки тому +1

      Guns and Butter
      Dead Leopards
      ha-ha ... your dad, dude, is a square... oh wait, Dead Leopards would be a cool name for our band.

    • @dennissmith7214
      @dennissmith7214 3 роки тому +1

      @@billt8504 Guns and butter😳.........those two things make you say humm!

  • @rheymarvinsalestre4075
    @rheymarvinsalestre4075 2 роки тому +4

    His blind bit was hilarious af. "You ever touch stucco?" XD
    Definitely one of my favorites.

  • @ozzie4885
    @ozzie4885 4 роки тому +241

    His material is decent, I think it’s always his delivery that gets people

    • @wtfimcrying
      @wtfimcrying 2 роки тому +5

      No shit

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 роки тому +8

      I like it, though, it's kind of natural, like just sitting listening to your funny friend.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 2 роки тому +1

      @@roguesheep3083 kinda with Pete Davidson. He doesn’t have amazing material but his delivery is super casual and feels like joking with a friend

  • @louie9373
    @louie9373 5 років тому +528

    Is it just me or can people get away with just about anything if they get you to sign a disclaimer?

    • @williamthatsmyname
      @williamthatsmyname 5 років тому +52

      Consent is protection for a lot of things in the eyes of the law

    • @PimpCatTV
      @PimpCatTV 5 років тому +39

      Yeah... prescription pills and products can easily get away with negative side effects.
      Do. Your. Research.
      Read stories on other people’s experiences

    • @WeaselKing_Obie
      @WeaselKing_Obie 5 років тому +37

      A waiver does not protect against gross negligence, however.

    • @nochill9475
      @nochill9475 5 років тому +2

      Yeah well the recipient agreed! So it's ok to kick the person in the nuts, burn their hair, rape them and their children and stick up your middle finger at them, because they said it's cool and you have proof.

    • @dontforgettolike7127
      @dontforgettolike7127 4 роки тому +1

      I've heard you can't actually sign your rights away...

  • @RuthKoheifish
    @RuthKoheifish 4 роки тому +75

    Hannibal Buress: [yells about his fly]
    Me: Ah, I see he's busting out the ol' Southern Accent

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 3 роки тому +2

      ur a comedic genius ruth

  • @paradisedeyo4140
    @paradisedeyo4140 4 роки тому +14

    Hilarious, another comedic genius that makes logic and reasoning easy for those that just don’t get it. Laughter brings people together Peace

  • @sonny5292
    @sonny5292 4 роки тому +45

    I'm telling my kids this is Wesley Snipes.

  • @rethorics
    @rethorics 5 років тому +37

    happy to see homeboy still crackin' jokes.

    • @cole6122
      @cole6122 2 роки тому +2

      What else would he be doin

    • @youtubedj9298
      @youtubedj9298 Рік тому

      @@cole6122 getting assaulted by Eddie Griffin?

  • @mikaelgaiason688
    @mikaelgaiason688 5 років тому +24

    Is it bad when halfway through the skit I noticed my fly was down? lol

  • @ohad.5890
    @ohad.5890 5 років тому +69

    God i love him. He's like Dbangz, but a comedian.

  • @TheBBQify
    @TheBBQify 3 роки тому +6

    The whole bit about him turning blind was hilarious 🤣

  • @Alr1ghtyThen
    @Alr1ghtyThen 5 років тому +27

    I literally just came from the casino and learned not to hit when the dealer shows a 6 because statistics say the next card is a 10 or face. Basically I took everybody down with me too 😂😂😂♠️♦️♣️♥️

  • @jpjunas8048
    @jpjunas8048 4 роки тому +7

    2:50 kills me everytime 🤣😂💙

  • @twinkbreaker_
    @twinkbreaker_ 5 років тому +511

    “I had 17 dealer showed a 10 I was the last one to go before the dealer showed again.” Low key bar

    • @cooper2228
      @cooper2228 4 роки тому +16

      Big Pun type bar

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому

      🔥

    • @chrislukes9037
      @chrislukes9037 3 роки тому +2

      @5:12 for those looking. ("I said HIT! [dramatic pause]" is a nice start the the next line too.)

  • @sdfdfgsfger3wzsdgzdg2
    @sdfdfgsfger3wzsdgzdg2 5 років тому +69

    I am in love with 4:25

    • @gabelopez657
      @gabelopez657 5 років тому +13

      I was thinking same thing. She is gorgeous. Nice legs. Other than that hannibal is one funny dude.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 років тому +8

      The V-neck behind her
      is *NOT* having fun...

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 4 роки тому +7

      T H I C C

  • @patrickmills6447
    @patrickmills6447 4 роки тому +4

    What hannibal failed to account for in his fight analysis was that when someone knocks your glasses off there is a short period of pure fucking rage towards whoever dared touch my expensive ass eyewear

  • @belindabarton4648
    @belindabarton4648 2 роки тому +3

    This dude is funny. Glad I stumbled across his comedy.

  • @raveoreynolds6049
    @raveoreynolds6049 5 років тому +82

    His material was some of the weakest he's had, but his delivery is still so on point that it covers for it.

  • @d0risthesheep
    @d0risthesheep 5 років тому +140

    Thanks to GTA online I was able to follow the Blackjack joke.

    • @thomasarrington156
      @thomasarrington156 4 роки тому +13

      Bogensohn lmao. for me it was fallout new vegas

    • @thenavigator2559
      @thenavigator2559 4 роки тому +1

      @@thomasarrington156 you are a good person

    • @aysn2277
      @aysn2277 4 роки тому

      @@thomasarrington156 lol just max out luck

    • @Official2Shitty
      @Official2Shitty 4 роки тому +2

      For me it was Red Dead Redemption (1)

    • @TubboDaKittyCat
      @TubboDaKittyCat 4 роки тому

      Thomas Arrington New Vegas for me too. Lol

  • @koye4427
    @koye4427 4 роки тому +6

    I love the over the shoulder camera angle when Hannibal points at the random audience member and calls him a piece of shit

  • @franklingauthier-parker7253
    @franklingauthier-parker7253 4 роки тому +5

    That black jack joke, I haven't laughed that hard in a fat minute

  • @natejustice8278
    @natejustice8278 4 роки тому +7

    “Why are you booing me”

  • @BennyTheGenerous
    @BennyTheGenerous 4 роки тому +1

    Just wanna say that front row in the end looking nice!! Congrats

  • @frostyglock317
    @frostyglock317 5 років тому +35

    please, I see what ppl say about me when I take my glasses off. please just take the lenses out and wear the frames. Hannibal, I need your glasses on your face

  • @bigflexonthebeat3022
    @bigflexonthebeat3022 2 роки тому +2

    Taking everybody down with you in blackjack is craaaaazy 😂

  • @sixringshow2670
    @sixringshow2670 3 роки тому +4

    Tis man made me laugh at a card joke and I have no idea how to play😂🤦🏽‍♂️ real comedy 🎯

    • @williamneuzil7403
      @williamneuzil7403 2 роки тому

      Basically if he didn't hit the dealer would have busted because he got HIS card which had a number value of 10 which is why Hannibal busted(exceeded 21). If the dealer got HIS card the dealer would have busted and the whole table would have won. Instead the dealer got the next card.which allowed the house to win. Basically Hannibal made the entire table lose because if the dealer busts everyone wins which makes it a sort of team effort.

  • @H_A_F_GAMING
    @H_A_F_GAMING 4 роки тому +20

    That moment he kicked flavor flave in the face he became my hero.

  • @MIent1313
    @MIent1313 3 роки тому +1

    He skated away from that s**c*de hope so quick 😂

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому +2

    0:16
    Hannibal: PERFECT VISION
    Me (actually have 20/20 vision): MY ASS. 20/20 vision only means we're average, if that.

  • @zihanbayeed42
    @zihanbayeed42 4 роки тому

    hannibal is my fav comic.

  • @yasmingonzalez1069
    @yasmingonzalez1069 4 роки тому

    So happy you're back

  • @candicebering4995
    @candicebering4995 2 роки тому +1

    I love his stand up stuff 👌

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 5 років тому +3

    Loved the ending 😅

  • @TheXhenah
    @TheXhenah 5 років тому +67

    He looks like millhouse big time

    • @HKoopman
      @HKoopman 4 роки тому

      Mulhouse yellow tho

  • @itspaintosee
    @itspaintosee 5 років тому +47

    I'm blind and I can't see this

  • @rmack5936
    @rmack5936 4 роки тому +8

    *"If my zippers down...let if go."*

  • @okmiedga
    @okmiedga 5 років тому +11

    So now I know that I'm older than Hanninal Buress.

  • @beerndumplings
    @beerndumplings 5 років тому +8

    4:23 ♥️

  • @DoctorSquirt
    @DoctorSquirt 5 років тому +404

    Let's get a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!

    • @donaldsimon1411
      @donaldsimon1411 5 років тому +5

      Admiral Squirt I was not gonna stop scrolling until I saw this!! Thank you !!

    • @DoctorSquirt
      @DoctorSquirt 5 років тому +12

      @Confused Loser fatalityyyyyy fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh

    • @MrFallingcats
      @MrFallingcats 5 років тому

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @kingjayjay98
      @kingjayjay98 5 років тому

      Who?

    • @tox6132
      @tox6132 4 роки тому

      No

  • @Jakenatorr
    @Jakenatorr 4 роки тому +5

    3:40 I thought that was John Krasinski

  • @theCathers
    @theCathers 3 роки тому

    “Hey man your fly is down” “HEY MAN YOUR LIFE IS DOWN”

  • @Q.Q.
    @Q.Q. 5 років тому +2

    Quality, as usual.

  • @microtransactions2661
    @microtransactions2661 5 років тому +5

    Couple things, couple things sir!

  • @wk3isme70
    @wk3isme70 4 роки тому

    Hannibal is a BEAST

  • @extremecouponing91
    @extremecouponing91 Рік тому

    He has really perfected his craft. By not trying so hard 😂😂

  • @rich8642
    @rich8642 Рік тому

    'You ever touch stucko?' 😂😂😂

  • @nickn2978
    @nickn2978 Рік тому

    He coulda made a double entendre ‘underage’ reference with the “hit on 17” joke lol

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 4 роки тому +1

    The title of this video is too relatable

  • @Beardsandbars
    @Beardsandbars 4 роки тому +1

    Can we just all enjoy the moment at 4:24.

  • @Carmoca
    @Carmoca Рік тому

    Kamakazi blackjack! LMAO!🤣🤣🤣

  • @yoe91
    @yoe91 4 роки тому +21

    Damn that brunette in the front row. :o

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 4 роки тому

      Which one?

    • @yoe91
      @yoe91 4 роки тому +1

      @@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv you made me come back, a full month later, just so I could tell you which one ????!!!!!
      Okay, 4:20...

    • @davidpetrovic9462
      @davidpetrovic9462 4 роки тому

      The one you ment is ugly bro haha, your getting no competition from this comment section

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому

    2:24 Simon Wilson: Dang, you'll be just like me. More famous than Ray Charles.

  • @JohnSmith-ih4ky
    @JohnSmith-ih4ky 4 роки тому

    Bruh I got a lasik ad for this video and I’ve never searched or mentioned it ever before

  • @karot1137
    @karot1137 5 років тому +3

    So nobody else got a lasik ad before watching the video??

  • @nikkyboy1067
    @nikkyboy1067 2 роки тому

    Dude, pissing people off at the table is the best. Especially, when I win some money anyway.

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 4 роки тому +6

    "That's kamikaze black-jack right there!" I feel like I live life kamikaze style.

  • @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615
    @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 3 роки тому +8

    Hannibal without glasses isn’t real he can’t hurt you
    Hannibal with glasses

  • @1119nj
    @1119nj 3 роки тому +1

    In 7th grade my zipper broke off of my pants while changing for gym class. I had to walked around with my zipper down. All the girls were screaming things like, "NOOOOO!!!! WER'RE GONNA GET PREGNAUNT!!!!!" "AHHHHHHH!!!!" They were freaking out. So much so that I had to wear my gym clothes the rest of the day.

  • @dr.8pip378
    @dr.8pip378 4 роки тому

    This guy is amazing

  • @eswyy
    @eswyy 4 роки тому +1

    Damn the title made me laugh before I clicked it haha

  • @moblacker
    @moblacker 4 роки тому +1

    Hes funny, very natural

  • @venomslayer9899
    @venomslayer9899 Рік тому

    "That's kamikaze blackjack right there"

  • @danggirl128
    @danggirl128 4 роки тому

    I fucking love him

  • @mrwickairsoft6345
    @mrwickairsoft6345 4 роки тому +4

    Omg he’s hilarious 🤣

  • @chocolateeyes7017
    @chocolateeyes7017 4 роки тому +5

    The lady at 4:25 oh my ❤️

  • @GE0attack
    @GE0attack 5 років тому +10

    Tom's Sunglasses gives you sight

  • @XxTheJimsterxX
    @XxTheJimsterxX 4 роки тому

    All the people at the end pretending to understand Blackjack 😂

  • @FlyBoyKhi
    @FlyBoyKhi 5 років тому

    That blackjack bit was funny lmao

  • @Ci-D3
    @Ci-D3 4 роки тому

    Thank you

  • @AzingGaming
    @AzingGaming 4 роки тому

    i got a laysik ad before this LOL

  • @rocarlosdavis622
    @rocarlosdavis622 5 років тому

    He is the best brother in action ladies..I love it😍🙂

  • @Loganiz1337
    @Loganiz1337 3 роки тому

    Kamikaze blackjack lmaooooooooooooo

  • @mattvick5124
    @mattvick5124 3 роки тому

    One of the funniest.....

  • @laurenlambie5213
    @laurenlambie5213 2 роки тому +2

    If he went blind he could be the next famous blind guy

  • @sissywizard1764
    @sissywizard1764 5 років тому +1

    fuckin hilarious, cheers Hannibal

  • @Opochtli
    @Opochtli 4 роки тому

    I liked his blind set

  • @dr.m.h.patterson8121
    @dr.m.h.patterson8121 5 років тому +8

    its anarchy down here

  • @warrcoww6717
    @warrcoww6717 3 роки тому

    I agree with him on the 17 with dealer showing 10, why not go for the Hail Mary? Sure the dealer could bust, but I have initiative I don’t leave something like that in the hands of others.

  • @qbikmusik
    @qbikmusik 5 років тому

    How many times has this bit fuckin been posted on youtubr

  • @ramcharger154
    @ramcharger154 4 роки тому +2

    Its anarchy down here and I'm livin it!

  • @BWater-yq3jx
    @BWater-yq3jx 5 років тому +1

    This is why I don't like to play blackjack with random people, especially if they're on 3rd base (last hand before the dealer). 😠

  • @GT6SuzukaTimeTrials
    @GT6SuzukaTimeTrials 5 років тому +8

    5:49 dem girls want it

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 3 роки тому +1

      Name matches the comment perfectly.

  • @midwestzeke481
    @midwestzeke481 4 роки тому +1

    some these comments just as funny as this set here Lmaoo Hannibal funny man

  • @yakupakgul7548
    @yakupakgul7548 4 роки тому

    Well now I have to learn how to play blackjack in order to understand the last bit

    • @snanoopis6584
      @snanoopis6584 3 роки тому

      You find out yet after 6 months?

    • @yakupakgul7548
      @yakupakgul7548 3 роки тому

      @@snanoopis6584 Nah, I didn't bother with it yet. But thanks for asking :D

  • @almostdroppedmycroissant7426
    @almostdroppedmycroissant7426 4 роки тому

    Well, my ad is all about Lasik and Eyeball Surgeries sooooo

  • @renzle9296
    @renzle9296 4 роки тому

    3:18

  • @BlueTroll
    @BlueTroll 4 роки тому +1

    He would be the new famous blind guy

  • @heisenbooger
    @heisenbooger 3 роки тому +1

    That one girl in the front tho 4:24 👁

  • @GirlNamedNino
    @GirlNamedNino 5 років тому +1

    Kamikaze Blackjack 🤣

  • @Kami-zv4zg
    @Kami-zv4zg 4 роки тому +1

    don't clap I paid for it

  • @SB335i
    @SB335i 4 роки тому

    Kamikaze Black Jack!!
    😂😂😂

  • @mikebar42
    @mikebar42 3 роки тому

    I'm the same way with my shoe laces