Bao Sings Baolifornia Girls to Vienna

[@derpedfox]

"14 forklift not even an inch"
"A whale's been beached, I'm obese"
truly a lyrical genius

[@CCGonYouTube]

lol

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

I love how Vienna is clearly trying to vibe to the beat but has to periodically stop in bafflement at just what Bao is singing. This is the most blursed thing to come out of western vtubing this year.

[@SnowBlitz7]

If Filian's vtuber awards had a most insane vtuber or most curaed vtuber
Bao would win

[@Jeremo-FD]

Vienna deserves credit for vibing to a beat that isn't playing.

[@smpandlox]

Bao is beyond cursed, but man if she isn’t creative.

[@rogershaftly6976]

She's definitely one of the funniest vtubers, lol

[@mroxkral7276]

​​@@rogershaftly6976I mean it depends a lot in your type of humor, I'm not that fond of the cock and balls haha funny KEKW! type of humor. But even I can enjoy watching her streams quite a bit, she is indeed very creative.

[@krabat_souza]

ngl her AI voice sounds more real then her actual voice, i sware if this sounds like AI xd

[@seneca983]

Did she write these lyrics herself or was it her chat?

[@Kyriesosa11]

@@seneca983She had help from chat

[@20tailedcatifailedthat]

I love how shes vibing and just stops and like looks at bao with concern for a moment 😂

[@PaulReyes-qj1wn]

especialy when bao says "plap plap plap, get pregnant by c**k" lol

[@snowfloofcathug]

My favourite part of the whole song is at 3:31 where I'm pretty sure she's just losing it laughing (if I'm judging the eyes correctly) on mute

[@bebop_557]

It has the same exact energy as Sacha Baron-Cohen fucking with Bono in the ending song for Bruno

[@Arashi_Raiden_Alt]

...we can't fix her.

[@dusk2308]

yea cause she's perfect XD

[@zerosorigin8387]

No but we can make her worse.

[@итутнанегоупалкирпич]

Who said that this was an objective

[@mekich08]

Not just i but WE

[@J221.]

Good

[@sefirot57]

1:08 & 3:26 Love that Vienna face going like *"wait... wtf?"* XD

[@ulrickts]

You can see the exact frame when she realizes fully what she's in for.

[@DadrCVpR]

Also one more at 1:55, that one just.... yeah

[@meetjeric]

Plap plap

[@DudeBroMan]

I love how Vienna just stopped at the realisation of Bao saying the "plap plap plap"...

[@groerhahn225]

I sometimes forget that Bao can sing like a popstar lmao
Good thing she's putting her talent to good use

[@DaltonYoung-jn4ll]

I misread this so badly

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

​@@DaltonYoung-jn4ll well she did do all that moaning on that public train in Japan...

[@dodsa8907]

​@@DistractedGlobeGuyhuh?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@dodsa8907 remember Yuzu's drunk stream? Where she asked if she could "tongue-punch" Nihmune's "fart-box"?

[@dodsa8907]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy HUH?!?! (No I don't think I was there when that happenedp

[@GurinObservationArchive]

The breedable line goes surprisingly hard

[@bigships]

💀

[@summer7603]

"Plap plap plap, get pregnant by c***" 🤣 very creative indeed

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

plap plap plap

[@vidyastuff3509]

The little pauses of Vienna being horrified for a second before just rolling with it again really make it complete.

[@Ov3rmind1]

I wasn’t expecting full length let alone the rap breakdown. 😂😂

[@toadguy5752]

Better than Demondice 💀

[@flashpone7910]

@@toadguy5752no one asked

[@H3cJP]

@@toadguy5752 bruh

[@christophermoore6110]

It was clean too!😂

[@bobdagno4036]

Every verse I think it can’t get any more unhinged. And then it does.

[@naruarthur]

bao singing is so cute
but the lyrics...
and i love how vienna keeps going to -vibing to the music- to -wtf is that!-

[@lenieldelatorre480]

my eyeballs became flat as paper looking at your Bao Berry Art

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Mine-admittedly-started bleeding. I’m going to go see a doctor now

[@monokomomo4977]

be happy theres no bao berry model for her to use on stream....YET

[@sneakretster]

@@monokomomo4977 🗿

[@lenieldelatorre480]

@@monokomomo4977 there's one now I'm afraid

[@irora1902]

2:52 These lyrics are genius
Also Vienna’s reaction is perfect

[@jennynguyen586]

Lyrics, I listened to it on repeat but I could've misheard some words:
[Intro]
Greetings, Baoble
Let's take a journey
[Verse 1]
I know a place
Where the blueberries are bigger
Warm, wet, and wild
There must be somethin' in the water
Sippin' blubber juice
Crushing underneath my caboose (Yer done)
The boys break their necks
Tryna creep a little sneak peek (Fat ass)
[Pre-Chorus]
You could swallow the world
But nothing comes close to the Baoble bloat
Once you inflate my butt
You'll be farting with lust
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Chorus]
Baolifornia girls, we're so inflatable
Diabetes, dented on top
Stretched-mark skin, so hot we'll melt your monitor
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Baolifornia girls, we're so unsinkable
Sonar pings, hey where's the door knob
Baoble represent, now put your hands up
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Verse 2]
Roll on the beach
We don't mind sand in our belly bulge
We eat till I queef *car honks*
Christian singles on the stereo, oh, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
You could ligma the world
But nothing comes close to my big folds
Once you dine in with us
You'll be growing a chub
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Chorus]
Baolifornia girls, we're so insatiable
Heart disease, baokinis popped off
Triple-chin so hot, we'll slorp your glorbsicle
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Baolifornia girls, we're so immovable
14 forklifts, barely an inch
Big mac represent, now put your hands up
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Verse 3 - Breakdown]
Big, round, blue, and ready
Turn it up 'cause I'm gettin' heavy
Wild, wide, can't be towed
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like she's the ton
Feed her, breed her, squeeze her buns
She blocks the sun
She fills the streets, a whale's been beached
I'm obese
Need to feast at the buffet, now I'm at Chick-fil-A
Numi's peach in Plum Springs
Dinnertime is everything
Homeboys eatin' out
All my rolls, spillin' out
Blueberries, strawberries, and kiwis
Baoberries, Burger King, Dairy Queenie
Wendy's, my lady (Yeah)
Whatsa matter, baby (Uh-huh)
I'm inside of ya
'Cause you have to stay at Baolifornia
[Chorus]
Baloifornia girls, we're just so breedable
Plap plap plap, get pregnant by cock
Blood pressure so hot, we'll clog your ventricle
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Baolifornia girls, we'll crush your toilet bowl
Thunder thighs, we'll cause aftershocks
Richter 6.9
Now pull your pants down
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Outro]
Baolifornia
Baolifornia girls
Baolifornia
Baolifornia Girls
Meow meow meow meow

[@mekich08]

Jejak

[@hermanrampersant5424]

❤❤❤

[@CCGonYouTube]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@hamsteratemyhomework618]

Time traveler from 1812: "Say friend, what does 'we'll slorp your glorpsicle' mean?"

[@tanith117]

Time Traveler from 3026: Choom, I aint got a Frakking clue what she puttin down.

[@tacticool_weeb8450]

It means we all going to hell 🫥😂

[@WooHooLadttv]

Finally a good vtuber song 👍👏

[@ninjaeddy1717]

It really is the best one

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

Here I come, a mega idol..!

[@Ragnell123]

This really made me notice how good Vienna’s eye tracking is

[@Egg-n3d]

14 forklifts not even an inch is an unbelievably hard bar.

[@cuddlequeen3225]

This is now my favourite song. She performed it so well.

[@kamaussie]

I sung this to my wife and now I'm getting a divorce.

[@Krimsonkouhai]

At least you'll have a funny divorce story to tell.😂😂

[@Spiderella3959]

She was weak. This song is personally my mating call, I sing it on the shore as if I were a siren trying to attract males into my lair. So far no success, so ig guys don't often like singing praise to roundness either 😢

[@matiasmacchiavello]

At this point Bao will create the entire Baomerica

[@Battfro]

Like A Party In The Bao-S-A?

[@Kata_Taka]

This was my first introduction to Bao and it couldnt have been better.

[@CJBooks4]

Same here😅

[@AaronThe3Dman]

Lol....first time? Enjoy the ride bros

[@Kata_Taka]

@@AaronThe3Dman well about a month and a half in it's been a ride catching up and such hahq

[@NatureXwars]

Vienna's just so damn cute trying to vibe along lol ☺️

[@dreamisover9813]

Now those lyrics are ... something. Great performance, haha

[@farvadafatazz2274]

Hearing her sing the oh oh ohs in the chorus is the cutest fucking thing!

[@wedgewizard5429]

I love the creativity and the energy. Also taking the time and energy to do the entire song, just amazin'. This version of this song gets stuck iny head all the time and I listen at least once a day. Chef's kiss! 💋❤👌

[@PleasantLeech]

I made the mistake of taking a drink during this and then Bao said we'll splort your blorpsicle and i almost died 😂

[@ikaros9727]

UA-cam just asks me "If this what you were looking for?"
Of course I gave it the best rating

[@phos4us]

I love how Vienna occasionally stops to question what Bao says

[@ishirotanaka]

3:23 ProjektMelody brought me here

[@SPCNY88]

Same

[@flameosaurus1832]

Baolifornia with the science team

[@CCGonYouTube]

Same

[@KookyCody]

Omg this song's so funny, also every time Vienna stops dancing to go "Ayo wtf?!?" 🤣

[@whatthehellcosplay5240]

Played this for my therapist, 10/10.

[@firstnamelastname8006]

“Stretched marked skin so hot, will melt your monitor…” bruh. That’s brilliant!

[@venomark7883]

I was vibing with her song until the chorus kicked in 🤣🤣🤣

[@roomies_l0v3r]

the way vienna is just sitting there vibing but she has to pause because bao said some outta pocket shit is what makes them the best duo

[@gunmandoo]

Dying at "Christian singles on the stereo," "Sonar pings, hey where's the doorknob?" and "14 forklifts, barely an inch."

[@fishbaitx]

I found out about this masterpiece because of a projekt melody media share 😂

[@TinoNate]

Bring me back into summer vibe 96

[@ralph9989]

Yes 🤣

[@TinoNate]

@@ralph9989 😂😂

[@Stonehenge-Man]

Gotta admire her dedication to the cringe

[@H3cJP]

at least for me it wasnt so cringe just because of vienna vibing

[@Manuuu0810]

The song that lives rent free in my head 24/7

[@CCGonYouTube]

same

[@cuddlequeen3225]

I keep playing this on repeat. It is so good😊

[@bahamutprime1159]

Bao is FULLY BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR.

[@lenieldelatorre480]

You 'll empty Numi's Plum Tree
in one inhaling

[@michaelkata2342]

The song was catchy and well written...but good lord woman what is going on in the head of yours?

[@mauriciomeireles1210]

Either too much or nothing at all... No in between

[@ottovonnekpunch1268]

Unhinged AF, Bao! Highest compliment EVER!

[@psychopathicgaming3279]

This is so cursed yet it goes hard wtf

[@xandred_bass1011]

I think this song perfectly sums up Bao's personality

[@unknownvariable2456]

why does her voice and these lyrics fit better than the actual original song lyrics and vocals?

[@Renovartio]

cause katy perry sucks

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Because it comes from tge deepest, greasiest pits of her severely overtaxed little heart.

[@GenshinLover283]

I don't know and that scares me

[@unknownvariable2456]

@@Renovartio Well THAT came outta left field.
Did your emailed marriage proposal get left unread or something? XD

[@Mrcapo100]

This is living rent free in my brain. If she was using a voice changer and a different model I'd still know this is Bao. Not many other vtuber would come up with this.

[@TheOnlyBiodude]

YUR DONE is such a tasteful and creative touch to this song.

[@manoftherainshorts9075]

I love how she gets " o aoaoaoao " part wrong in terms of tune, it's even funnier this way 🤣

[@patchworkboy87]

A song of culture, for certain

[@davidp3727]

This soo ... beautiful single tear runs down Cheek

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

Certified classic. Imma gonna need a remastered edition.

[@cuddlequeen3225]

Vienna didnt realize what she signed up for.

[@grimmashley8422]

I’m genuinely curious how long it took Bao to write this absolute messy spectacle of a song

[@wteverisgud]

This song has grown on me so fast, i love it.

[@alcole-holic8779]

I can’t believe I only just now found this, this is absolutely insane and I love it

[@Kitsune-Sage]

Vienna jamming the whole time got me jamming with her

[@thesalvadorianwarrior798]

I think I love this song.

[@minunmitzylinder2894]

0:55 she told us but we didn't listen

[@petercooper456]

I love this song, I don’t know why and probably never will but it’s amazing

[@Merkthesherksensei]

iv listened to this like 10 times now

[@AngellishV]

I unironically like the t shirt Bao is wearing.

[@NaiseiTatsu]

I've listened to this work of art five times now.

[@DarukaEon]

Now I need a 3D-rendered inflated Bao doing the Friday the 13th dance thing. Maybe not even the full thing. Just does a couple of moves, then just gasps for air.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

The Crispin Glover one?

[@jake_from_state7143]

The three wolves shirt just awakened primal memories from 2009.

[@lenieldelatorre480]

Jab-Bao the Hutt

[@suravian666]

Why Am I adducted to listening to this song... Seriously I have listened 20 to 30 times in a couple days It's stuck in my head

[@rikustorm13]

Ok yeah, we uh... I don't think we can fix her bois...

[@Daniel199816]

Non ironically downloaded it and put it on my spotify playlist lol

[@OGAzpect]

This should be a soundtrack

[@dnwm82]

“Yer done” 😂💀

[@cuddlequeen3225]

Snoop would be proud of those verses you laid down.

[@CCGonYouTube]

o7

[@hiroshidesmeyter3323]

I need this on my Spotify 😂

[@pokedude104]

This is simultaneously the best and worst song that's ever been stuck in my head

[@1wolftank]

Straight to the music playlist

[@music79075]

This and Pippa the Rippa are truly Vtubing

[@RavenHexKiII]

I have never wanted to unhear something more in my life

[@OGAzpect]

Her sister is proud😂

[@Kriakye2435]

Beautiful

[@abyswolf23]

The fact this was dmca music is there mode important

[@Saradomusic6402]

Vienna questioned several lyrics through this… but at moments, she was actually enjoying it…

[@Garl_Vinland]

She even did the Snoop Dogg bit

[@Tryagain681]

That slaps so hard it got caseoh moving 😂❤

[@BLeePrit]

So how long until Numi is forced to cover this on stream.

[@Dindonmasker]

I would love to see how many times i've listened to this XD

[@Dindonmasker]

Probably a thousand times by now.

[@the_lightning_king8181]

as someone who never properly heard the original, my brave has saved these lyrics with this beat, and its truly cursed

[@LilithGraveheart]

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life holy fucking shit dude 😭😭

[@shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator]

I just realized the "door nob" at 1:32 is from last years NNN
and yes: Questionable knowlage O.o

[@sir.grumpypawson6598]

i remember doing that kind of thing in highschool music class

[@Web_2567]

When the doctor diagnoses me with diabetes instead of Baolifornian inflation:

[@FFXfever]

Here's the lyrics to this piece masterpiece:
Greetings Baoble. Let's take a Journey;
I know a place, where the blueberries are bigger.
Warm, wet and wild, there must be something in the water.
Sipping blubber juice, crushing underneath my caboose (you're done).
The boys break their necks, trying to creep a little sneak peek (phat ass).
You could swallow the wo-orld, but nothing comes close to the baoble float.
Once you inflate my bu-utt, you'll be farting with lust uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Baolifornia girls were so inflatable, diabetes dented on top,
Stretch marks, skins so hot, will melt your monitor uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Baolifornia girls were so unsinkable, sonar pings, hey where's the door knob,
Baoble represent, now put your hands up uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Rock on the beach, we don't mind sand in our belly bulge,
We eat till I queef, Christian singles on the stereo (oh oh).
You can let model whirl, but nothing comes close to my big fat folds,
Once you dine in with us, you'll be growing a chub uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Baolifornia girls were so insatiable, heart disease, baokinis popped off,
Triple chins so hot, will scorch your glopsicle uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Baolifornia girls were so immovable, 14 forklifts barely an inch,
Big Mac represent, now put your hands up uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Big round, blue and ready, turn it up cause I'm getting heavy,
Wide, wide, can't be towed, these are the girls I love the most.
I mean like ones, I mean like she's a ton. Feed her, breed her, squeeze her bun.
She blocks the sun, she fills the street. A whale's been beached. I'm obese.
Needs to feast at the buffet, Now I'm at chick-fille.
Numi's peach in plum springs. Dinner time's everything.
Home boy eating out, all my roes spilling out.
Blueberries, strawberries and kiwis, barberries, Burger King, Dairy queens, Wendys, my lady yeah.
What's the matter baby, uh huh, I'm inside of yah, cause you're at the state of Baolifornia.
Baolifornia girls were just so breedable, clap clap clap, get pregnant by cock.
Blood pressure so high, will clog your ventricle, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Baolifornia girls will crush your toilet bowl, thunder thigh will cause after shock.
Richter 6.9, now pull your pants down, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Baolifornia, Baolifornia girls.
Baolifornia, Baolifornia girls.
Meow meow meow meow.

[@lenieldelatorre480]

every seats go fear for their lives once they see you
takin' up two to sit one cheek

[@rocknexus5749]

1:50 the double take in viennas model bruh

[@hermanrampersant5424]

Bao cook with the song and love her sing and hear voice ❤

[@crizman7032]

architect bros can't stop winning

[@Zeburt]

This is... something. I don't know if I've been blessed or cursed lol