A hunter while hunting deep in the woods, stumbles upon a sexy woman lying naked on a blanket. He stares at her intently, finally asking, "Are you game?" "I sure am," she purrs. So, he shoots her.
As a Kohls employee I can testify there is so many complaints about Kohls cash.😂 also I always hear how small our tech departments are at every location.
Hey to Matt’s defense, he is right, you could hire an OFF DUTY cop to test out breathalyzers! If you can hire them to sit outside of a bar, why couldn’t you hire them for this!?
I remember going with my mom to Kohl's when I was a kid and seeing their "tech section" (really just a display stand in the middle of an aisle) and it was either random crap or it was iHome brand iPod dock/speakers/alarm clocks/etc.
For the video breathalyzer idea hire an off duty officer! Go too a security company and they can help connect you with a retired one or some have active officers on payroll.
There are a few automated beer brewing systems (BEERMKR, Pinter, PicoBrew.) Mind you, most of them require you use the company's kits to brew; rather than your own recipes (But it would be fun to see what Matt could do with it.)
Yes! Finally, they play music through the speakers instead of just dubbing it over the footage. The karaoke machine seemed surprisingly decent, bit expensive, but would be some good drunken fun.
I once got a $130.00 pillow from my local Kohl's after I got a new mattress. For that kind of money it'd better cool my head and hold my drink. 1 out of 2 and was told my grandkids will get the pillow too.
Was the only thing said about the glasses Austin has on toward the end just that they are there ? Because i don't remember hearing him or Matt comment on them not that Matt could yet I suppose.
Making mead isn't the hardest thing, but it's hard to make it taste sweet and crisp and still be over 13% abv. I tip my fedora to you Mat. Edit: By "isn't the hardest thing" I meant it's easier than beer. It's still a significant commitment and it's hard to make good mead. Which by the looks of that, that was damn good mead. 🤤
we need more drunk matt and austin episodes. this was an amazing episode
Them not understanding "man is the most dangerous game" really shows their age. At least Papa Mat is there to guide them with all of his wisdom.
I was like "y'all REALLY didn't catch that"? 😂😂 I
A hunter while hunting deep in the woods, stumbles upon a sexy woman lying naked on a blanket. He stares at her intently, finally asking, "Are you game?" "I sure am," she purrs. So, he shoots her.
i didn't get drunk at work but i did get to go chupacabra mode so i count it as a W
Being part of the squad is always a W!
If you don't make a shirt for Christmas with Mat saying "I'm a jolly little boy!" I gonna riot!
That shit was so funny
Make him dressed as Santa and all blushed and happy with mead in hand and I will buy at least 2
Matt and Kinsey are gems. Austin was there too.
As a Kohls employee I can testify there is so many complaints about Kohls cash.😂 also I always hear how small our tech departments are at every location.
That's definitely on purpose because those big retail brick and mortar stores always cut back on labor.
Hey to Matt’s defense, he is right, you could hire an OFF DUTY cop to test out breathalyzers! If you can hire them to sit outside of a bar, why couldn’t you hire them for this!?
Best This Is ever, more drunk product reviews please😂
I think I want to see more of this - drunk colleagues trying to figure out and reviewing stuff
I remember going with my mom to Kohl's when I was a kid and seeing their "tech section" (really just a display stand in the middle of an aisle) and it was either random crap or it was iHome brand iPod dock/speakers/alarm clocks/etc.
Guys, I live in Maine where several local PDs are relatively chill and might be down for the breathalyzer thing.
Hello fellow mainer.
Drunk Matt with a knife looked maniacal.....
I read that as mechanical at first and had to do a double take
Kinsey with the zingers in this one!😂😂😂 "i choked on my own spit." "YEAH YOU DID!"
For the video breathalyzer idea hire an off duty officer! Go too a security company and they can help connect you with a retired one or some have active officers on payroll.
Bring back the sea shanty animated characters splattered all over the screen
Fun fact, you can call them and they will apply the same sale price from the first time you made the purchase
Atta boy Matt coming in with the the home brew. Y’all gotta grab some schramms and explore more alcohol based tech 😂
There are a few automated beer brewing systems (BEERMKR, Pinter, PicoBrew.) Mind you, most of them require you use the company's kits to brew; rather than your own recipes (But it would be fun to see what Matt could do with it.)
I want Matt Bathwater Meade.
Strange
What
Meeee toooo!
Laughed pretty hard on this one. Great episode!
11:01 Kinsey Down With The Sickness timestamp
Lol. Yess more Mead please this episode has been hilarious lol love it..😅😅😅
Find some weird tech at Bass Pro Shops next!
This was a fun episode 😊
First I have to say Kenzie is beautiful we need more of her lol. Second drunk Matt and Austin is hilarious. Love your channel
Your telling me there isnt one off duty LAPD officer who wants to do an Austin Evens colab
😂 they should get wasted 🍸 first then purchase things.
Hope they remember when they arrive and see what they bought 🤣
If you like that kinda stuff you'd love Cold Ones, if you don't already follow them!
What song was used in replace of sea shanty 8:54
I think Kinsey was dipping into the mead a little as well ☺ haha
Yes! Finally, they play music through the speakers instead of just dubbing it over the footage. The karaoke machine seemed surprisingly decent, bit expensive, but would be some good drunken fun.
Matt is very favorite UA-camr lol The kohl's cash, the fancy, the brews haha
Matt. Just the man, bruh. Sing that Mariah Carey!
Matt my man, you wanna take a trip to TN and share some of that happy juice? Lol
I could watch these guys on mead all day
I had a friend that would turn red in the face whenever he drank. People would always think he was mad, however, he is slightly allergic to alcohol.
2:06 i know Final Cut Pro texts when I see em! 😂
the befree speakers i got from amazon for $20 there just a different name but look the same
subbed cause Matt played sea shanty what a legend
From now on, mandatory drunk episode every month.
he said it was about .15 Meade too.. suprised about the breathalizer actually...lol
then screwed its self
I once got a $130.00 pillow from my local Kohl's after I got a new mattress. For that kind of money it'd better cool my head and hold my drink. 1 out of 2 and was told my grandkids will get the pillow too.
I used to play that retro arcade console since during my childhood time, that only game console that I could afford
Was the only thing said about the glasses Austin has on toward the end just that they are there ? Because i don't remember hearing him or Matt comment on them not that Matt could yet I suppose.
Austin bringing out all the alphatauri shirts
All i could hear reading this was russian badger yelling "i bought that shit with kohls cash!"
RIP Kinsey's ears 😅
Did anyone else hear In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida in their head when Matt put the NVG's on?
Matt looking kool-aid red
Food or drink doesn’t slap, music slaps, food or drink smacks
This is x Cold Ones crossover I think is needed
In France, you have to have a breathalyzer in the Car to test yourself
if 'This Is After Dark' doesn't become a thing....im out
When I close my eyes, instead of seeing Matt, I see Herbert from Family Guy. Gdmit!
Rocket money “helps with unwanted subscription”
Rocket money *is an unwanted subscription*
Highly recommend checking out Honey Pot Meadery in Anaheim, Ca. Matt.
Bless austin evans and his tone-deaf heart
Just off the top of my head there's Mac Tools, Mac Cosemtics, Mack Trucks...
Poor Kinsey trying to deal with the guys being drunk…
the night vision goggles actually seem kinda legit
Mat looks like he's taking a very tough dump @12:36 xD
Matt wasn't kidding, he loves Mariah's Heartbreaker.
I wonder if Matt made the meade with juniper berries?
that peach wine looks like it taste good XD
Next challenge: doing honest tech reviews sloshed
i like they hosting this is with drunk atittude🤣
Kohls in America is so different to Coles in Australia
Isn't "let's get ready to rumble" trademarked?
Austin singing is nightmare fuel, lol
can we have a video that Matt shows us how to make mead ??????
I love a fun episode
Music slaps, food smacks. Come on guys! 😜
8:58 I laughed so hard lol
This is a very weird lookin cold ones episode
Use a straw to breath on the breath thingy.
8:52 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Making mead isn't the hardest thing, but it's hard to make it taste sweet and crisp and still be over 13% abv. I tip my fedora to you Mat.
Edit: By "isn't the hardest thing" I meant it's easier than beer. It's still a significant commitment and it's hard to make good mead. Which by the looks of that, that was damn good mead. 🤤
10:13 it's Dankpod's sexy speaker voice 😮
I dont ever comment or like but today I am in honor of Matt
Whenever someone asks me what crypto is I just tell em it's like kohls cash.
We need more meed
lmao that 26 in one psp ripoff is at five below for $5 right now
"We Wasted"
You forgot the 're in We're Wasted.
Isn't Aztec basketball the most dangerous game?
W Matt!
More drunk power puff episodes
WASTED! WASTED! WASTED! WASTED! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sometimes i wonder if this is is still a tech channel. lol
This is X cold ones Collab
Its okay that his is the movie quality Chewbacca mask
Kinseycabra lol!
Matt we'll have to trade recipes I've been making Mead for 15 years I'm curious your techniques :) I have my own fan base for my mead.
This Is x Cold Ones
Would love to taste matt Mead but I'm 7months sober
Is Kinsey Down with the Sickness? 🤟🏻
Am I the only one that wants to marry Kinsey?
Lol yes
@@MisterPJC That's just mean...😔
lightweights
Let's get ready to rumble is trademarked....just saying.
I knew Matt is an alcoholic
Booger sugar woulda pulled ya
I Love Sea Shanty 2!
Matt i want to tey your alcohol how can i get some im 40 so....