How Did Genshin Characters End up in the HOSPITAL?! 🚑 - Tier List
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Yelan often visits the pharmacy undercover after every mission she does 🤔🤔 I'm not vibing for any specific category you give her乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
Cyno breaking his leg and Tighnari taking him to the ER, while also tired because Cyno is explaining how he’s not “breaking a leg because of his broken leg”
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Personally, dont agree with chongyun’s placement cuz he’s literally never seen a ghost due to his yang energy. He’d probably eat like a chili pepper and then pass out tho lol
Maybe someone was really thankful for his work and gave him food as a thank you.... except the food was really spicy lol 🤣
@@diamondseraph9369 He probably had to eat something with crushed up chilies in it as punishment for losing a bet to Xingqiu.
@@whitneybennett4857 Nah Xingqiu would give him an allegeric reaction and say “it’s just a prank bro” on any occasion he can get. He can’t flex his wealth and chivalry by bringing his so called friend to the hospital if he can’t get him hurt by food poisoning, leading him into traps, setting him up to run into villains, etc. and then trying gaslight him that no of course he’d never hurt his friend, well not that badly at least, for fun and to satisfy his ego
@@a-non6238
I mean...to be fair he also knows that triggering his yang energy won't kill him (probably?) and just makes him act erratically. As long as he's kept under supervision he'd probably be fine (and what's the point in him getting him all riled up if he's not going to watch the chaos ensue?) and Xingqiu has no problems paying for any damages.
This is why “think”
Itto could legit fit in every single category, he's constantly in ER, falls off cliffs while searching for onikabuto, breaks his hip doing chores for other people for quick money, got into some serious situation in one of those jobs and had an accident, got distracted while cooking and almost chopped his whole hand off, tried to one up yoimiya and blew something up he shouldn't have, heard a spooky story about a sickness and gets paranoid so he gets a tummy ache due to stress and that makes him even more freaked out, made a stupid bet about pulling all nighters or did something really stupid that exauted him and he bonked his head when he passed out, accidentally ate beans, accidentally stepped inside the wrong property and their guard dog bit his leg, accidentally drank really strong alcohol all in one go and almost died, got shot by a stray arrow and refuses to say it hurts like hell because of both his pride and that he doesn't want those who accidentally shot him to feel any worse about it
why is this so accurate omg
especially the arrow
and he'd live through all of it too
This all happens within the span of two days and everyone in Inazuma is scared for him but on the 3rd day he forgets it all happened 💀
LMFAO Itto's seen everything 😭
I see a distinct lack of a "They're the doctor" category 👀
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As a British person, this situation seems awfully familiar
@@therobotengineer9834 YOU- 😭😭🤣
Look, as someone with multiple medical professionals in the family, I can confirm that every one of those “is the doctor” individuals would also fall under “refuses to go, says “I’m fine” category 😂
Well we already have one-
HEADCANNON: people frequently find qiqi sleeping literally anywhere and bring her to the ER and the doctor’s like “she’s dead” so they call up baizhu and tell him and he says “I knew that stupid we’re going home qiqi” and she just wakes up and follows him💀💀
YES
THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEADCANON NOW
Canon!
I’m stealing this headcanon
Gimme one sec I'm calling Mihoyo to make this canon
Honorable mention: Kaveh
1. Had an accident at work (literally anything can happen on a construction site).
2. Fell off the chair while trying to hang the painting straight, and broke his hip.
3. "I'm fine, I have five designs due tomorrow, I don't have time for ER!" he says, after not sleeping for three days straight and fainting on his desk.
Diluc, Childe, Scara and Dori must have done something really wrong and didn't want to tell the doctors
Especially Scara considering an certainly somebody who was the one behind his friend death and was the one who brought him into the fatui and do experiment on him
And Dori who has been doing tax fraud for over 10 years 💀
@@joshhallam6342 and collie too, dottore experimented on scara and colleu, and traumatized them a whole ton
@@54XM_Jen Warder is basically Shinji from neon genesis evangelion
@@joshhallam6342 yeahh, I figured that out a couple months ago, the pararells in genshin with Evangelion are insane
I think Noelle broke her hip doing chores just from how many she does and how hard she works. Maybe there was a spot on the floor that looked like dirt, so she kept trying to mop it a little to hard, but the whole time it was just a difference in floor colour.
Also she's wearing heavy armor + heavy farbics cloths, so I agree with you haha
Omg with my ocd I’d have that floor demolished to match with the rest of the room/house
I was thinking the same. She might slip on a puddle
canon fr
I think Thoma would too, I mean he spends most of his days just cleaning. I can imagine him getting a ladder to dust a certain corner and than he slips
I think Alhaitham mentioned something in his voicelines about medical treatments being free in Sumeru. Specifically, about how stupid Kaveh was for believing someone about needing charity donations in Sumeru where healthcare is free.
Yeah but it's only in Sumeru...
Many characters in Sumeru have mentioned medicine is expensive, like in Cyno's quest and in Dori's backstory.
Maybe checkups and the identifying process are free, but prescriptions definitely aren't.
@@cookiemoon7441 Along with Tighnari's expertise with rudimentary medication despite his stature as a sumeru academia graduate.. Like, if he's that good in biology, he should have been like the lead researcher in organic pharmaceuticals.
His reluctance and sumeru's hefty charges both point to a same conclusion.
@@nawenyxar4378 i really dont think barbara or the church would charge money for helping someone wounded
Headcanon: Nahida and Wanderer both got injured in the same accident, but they aren’t going to the ER because they were doing something super illegal (maybe they hacked into Irminsul?)
Nahida is the law now, tho
so like showing up with a wrist broken by recoil in a land with incredibly strict gun laws
I'm just imagining Scara RELUCTANTLY agreeing to seek medical attention and he's like "fine, where's the nearest mechanic." And folks are incredibly confused 🤣
Incorporating this one into my list of headcanons now, thank you
Nah, actually, Itto ended up in the ER after getting his butt kicked by some preteen girls while fighting them for the bouquet at Ningguang's and Beidou's wedding.
Itto: I AM ARATAKI ITTO THE ONE AND THE ONI I WILL BE MARRIED NEXT!!!!
Jean: No, sorry.
@@aj7515 Definitely wouldn't put it past her lol.
Childe, profusely bleeding: "not bad, not bad. Call the ambulance, but not for me"
Also Diluc would go for things he can explain with his lifestyle, like "oh I fell down the stairs because they were wet from being swept and I didn't see that, clumsy me haha" (has a broken leg from being thrown by an Abyss mage) but for many things he'd have the "I had worse" attitude of not having to go and the "If it's really that bad I'll just cauterize it I don't see the problem" developed by 3 years of running around in a one man war. (He has two very different attitudes depending on the situation. He is also the type of person who'd make the others go to the ER even if they don't want to)
Honestly, with Dori’s backstory, I honestly feel like she would go to the ER for the little things, since she’s made sure she always has the means to take care of herself and her loved ones (I know she isn’t a popular character by any means, but being oh too familiar with the medical system in my country, her story definitely struck a cord with me).
I feel like Tighnari could also be placed in the "accidentally ate something deadly". one day he confuses and licks the wrong mushroom or something.
THIS!!
He discovers a new plant, eats it, has the trip of his life and is sent to the ER in one go
@@gloop7458 Collei finds him stoned out of his mind one day and decides to Take him to the Bimarstan just to be safe.
Or after discovering the new species of plants or mushrooms, he accidentally gets sent to the ER all for the purpose of research.
ayato totally gives broke his hip doing chores energy, dude's never done his own chores in his life. but lets face it there's at least a 50% chance he does it on purpose or fakes it to get out of being asked to do any more chores
Mika having social anxiety doesn't mean he's sensitive about everything. He seems like a tough cookie to me. He's a knight. He's a cartographer for a reconnaisance squad. He definitely got bitten by a bug/animal/stung by a plant. Especially since he wears shorts. Or he fell off a cliff while balancing on the edge, spying on some enemies.
Exactly!
My comments on this...According to Yelan's profile she apparently goes to the ER equivalent all the time and is almost freakishly into getting stitched back up after a mission goes bad, but she tends to go in disguise so the staff don't recognize her even though she's a regular. Also, totally agree Keqin going to the ER at the slightest upset stomach. Someone like her is not waiting a second at the first symptom and risking being off work for a week or more.
I think when Diluc is hurt, he would always act "I'm fine", and Jean would be the one caring for him
But when Jean is the one being hurt, or passed out, he would give her the best care, which would make them always calling the other hypocritical, cause "You say I have to take care of me, but you're not capable of following your own advice"
Yeah, they give that kind of vibe
3 HP Hu Tao: 'Tis but a scratch.
Yaoyao: You're missing your entire arm!
@@Lampent12 Who Tow: *I don’t care*
I have 2 Questions
1. You remember the 2.3 update with evil albedo? Could u maybe make a tier list about how the Genshin character would be if they became evil?
Like for example my head cannon for Heizou is that he'll "play nice on the outside but evil on the inside" and he would manipulate people to get to his goal
2. You made a video about how the Genshin characters would behave at a wedding and I would like to animate that, am I allowed to use your voice?
Thanks for the video, enjoyed it very much as always
You have my permission as long as you credit me! ^^ and thank you for the suggestion! 🙏🏻
please do the animation that vid is one of my fav tier lists-
it's so funny and chaotic 😭
Klee, Xinyan, and Yoimiya were all involved in the same accident.
something went a little too wrong at xinyan's performance
They both exploded something😂
Headcanon: Xinyan wanted some extra oomph in her concert, so she calls in Yoimiya and Klee. They went a bit overboard.
And by “a bit,” I mean Klee and Yoimiya attempted to manufacture a small thermonuclear missile.
The only reason why it stayed as an attempt was because Yoimiya spread the word to some of the kids in Liyue, who then informed Ningguang, who then stepped in because something like this would probably make Zhongli come out of retirement.
Thoma being in the broke a hip while doing chores makes the most sense since he’s the caretaker for the kamisato estate
But then there’s the hotpot game
Bennet definitely has a permanent spot in the ER (Emergency Room) and the doctors and nurses are more concerned when he doesn’t show up at this point. Poor Benny 😢
Good list, but tbh for Chongyun the more likely reason is that he ate something too spicy and passed out Itto style-🤣
"I will drag you by the good leg" sounds like it would be canon tbh
Sounds like something kaeya or childe would do 😅
Zhongli probably carries a case of Osmanthus Wine wherever he goes hench the broken back lol
I mean he is very old.
Video idea:
Pair every character in the tier list up into ships, but every character has to be used and they can only be used once. It would be interesting to see some new ship ideas once all of the early characters have all been paired up.
i know that i would put yelan in “always goes to the er” because she is a bit of a masochist. she’d do it secretly, though, under different names like she does ingame.
🥸 different disguises
Alright that's it, for everyone I see making up fake lore I'm gluing one plastic rat head to my car
I would put itto in "always goes to the ER" because Shinobou would be like "oh my god, not this again" and calls the docter all because he would ALWAYS get into no good for itto
Faruzan gives me major pseudo broke a hip vibes. Like she bends over to pick something up and pulls a muscle but thinks she’s dying because of how old she is
Yelan goes everytime her tummy hurts just so she can get pinched by injections or something.
(In her lore she is a massive massochist)
Lumine feels a little more independent than Aether for some reason.
Venti definitely got bit by a stray cat Margaret was harboring at Cat's Tail and got severe rabies.
I can see Wanderer in his hovering flying around TOO FAST hits a tree falls down passed out wakes up and says “ I’M FINE!!! “
I am puppet
I don’t need to go to the er
But secretly he’s scared of going💀
I'm kinda surprised that Bennett is not on every tier considered his "one of a kind" bad luck
He is at the top because he is in every tier.
@@w01fkin30 My bad, just noticed the tier Bennett in means various causes including ER and etc
Why do I feel Scara somehow got banned from the ER
I don't even know if that's possible, I just feel he somehow would
Tighnari in lore eats random mushrooms for science, and I feel like that would be why he went to the ER
Goeou either got injured in combat, fell off a cliff while hiking, or had a panic attack because of Yae
He was hiking up the cliff to get away from Yae and when he got to the hospital he was like "I got hurt in a fight" cuz he was too embarrassed to tell the truth.
If Kaveh was on this list, he would definitely go on the "goes to the ER whenever their tummy hurts" category, or the "im fine" category because he's too prideful in himself to go
Baizhu would probably be "broke their hip" bc he's so physically frail
Bennett and Collei be chilling in the ER
Love the pyro explosion squad
Also, SPOT-ON Lumine impression 5:44 👏👏👏
Jean literally just ignored her passing out and just goes back to work :D Story quest
Venti kinda did the 'doesn't want to go/stay' thing in the Mondstadt archon quest and speeded to the tree at Windrise instead lol.
But I guess that could've also been because Barbara's healing wasn't helping him much but the tree does.
yelan actually LOVES going to the ER. in one of ger lore bits we learn she regularly goes into the ER in diffrent outfits to get stitched up and refuses to take pain meds because its heavily implied she loves the pain.
I’m pretty sure every region we’ve gotten in teyvat has been in inspired by a place that currently has free health care so I’d say teyvat heath care should be pretty good
Fun fact: Alhaitham mentioned that Sumeru has free healthcare! i think it was one of his character profile voicelines
These lists somehow always keep getting weirder- I love it 😂🤣 good job on the original content is why I always get exited when I see your notifications pop up!
Kaveh would leave some books etc somewhere where they are not supposed to be and Al Haitham didn't see those and tripped or something XD
I support this headcanon LMAO
in my headcanon aether is definitely the type to break his arm falling off a cliff and be like "no im fine lets just finish this quest" and paimon literally has to drag him by his scarf to the nearest ER/healer
he would also be the type to go the er for a broken arm or something and find out he has internal bleeding, food poisoning, extreme dehydration, a concussion, deadly bug bites, and multiple symptoms of ptsd
Ok headcanon, Kaeya cut himself cooking because he was recording a Tik Tok of cooking with a sword and it went very wrong but very viral and he regrets nothing
Miss Koomaxx back at it again with the super specific tier lists with the spiciest headcanons lmao love those
I feel like the "blew something up" trio would get along SO WELL.
Like Klee, Xinyan, and Yoimiya would have a blast (maybe literally) if they ever met!!
I feel like Qiqi gooes ro the ER everytime a customer sees her testing a new medication. Like they see the side effects include death or stroke and panic. Then when she gets to the ER they're like, "She's literally a zombie. Nothing can kill her."
Thoma eating sumnthing green and bubbling that Ayato made but tried to hide that it was awful so he went to the bathroom and passed out LMAOO
As someone who works in a hospital I can confirm that most people do in fact refuse to go to the hospital for any reason. Especially the sussy people.
or just there is no money to pay it!
I saw you in a Genshin add on one of Cy Yu’s videos!! I was like, OMG IS THAT KOOMAXX?!?!
Personally, I think Collei's eleazar weakened her immune system and made her susceptible to illnesses so er regular is my personal opinion
"another highly specific genshin tier list that nobody asked for" oh I totally did. I absolutely love all of your tier lists
I feel like Ayato and Ayaka would just call Thoma when ever there's a problem 😂 Thoma is their personal doctor
U should do a teir list on who is most likely to destroy the world
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I imagine the ER has a punch card everytime Bennett comes in before asking him "alright what'd you do this time?"
I can't see chongyun being hurt at his job by a spirit since I'm pretty sure he's never seen one before ;p
Yah the only way he ever gets hurt on the job is by Xingqiu’s “pranks.” Basically a direct quote from one of his character stories, “oops you fell into a pit that I totally didn’t set up and nearly died, well I guess I’ll take you to the hospital because I’m oh so chivalrous, but you’ll owe me for deigning to assist you.”
The only way Chongyun will likely ever see an evil spirit is if XQ gets his hands on some Fontaine tech and uses a projector to shine some ghastly images around to lead him to fall into said previous pit.
Or if yk Xingqiu dies, I can see him trying to overcome whatever energy Chongyun has to torment his favorite plaything from beyond the grave. Wonder how long it would take Chongyun to see him for what he is then...
I have a headcanon Scaramouche used to have his own monthly or yearly checkups but instead of actually going to the hospital dottore checks to see if he is still functioning properly or if any of his mechanical organs need maintenance
Thoma put something weird in the hotpot. Or Ayaka did, and Thoma got sick from it
I feel like cyno whenever he gets hurt. If it's something he can't patch up himself, he'll go to tighnary and ask him to do it, and if it's something he can't fix, he forces cyno to go to the emergency room.
Aether: *falls off a cliff*
Lumine: *falls into the abyss*
I used to hate tierlist and reaction content but your channel changed ma mind
I think Mika is quite tough. He is more the fell off a cliff category. With all the scouting ahead and stuff.
Headcanon: rosaria will do LITERALLY ANYTHING to get out of church, if Barbara passes out she’ll pick her up and just RUN TO THE ER! She gets there real fast when it’s night
Koomaxx definitely does not know Dori's backstory 💀
Always looking forward to the way you start videos. That "Welcome BACK" really set the mood.
Faruzan literally throwing out Genshin Grandma energy screams “help I’ve fallen and can’t get up” broken hip problems
I think Nahida doesn't go to the ER, not because she doesn't want to, but because she either never needs to always being quarantined or she did and no one called her an ER cause evil.
Keqing has survived in the wild with nothing but her hairpin and has gone undercover in illegal circles, I don't think she would notice an upset stomach.
Also Rosaria drinks, but she never gets drunk, she's careful with her intake.
i was going to say for kaeya to be on the alcohol poisoning side but hun doing some dumb shit with his sword at 3am makes sense he’s not just cutting his hand but he’s cutting multiple objects around him because spoiler alert he had also gotten poisoned
I LITERALLY SKIPPED THROUGH THIS ENTIRE VIDEO TO SEE THOMA BE IN ‘broke their hip doing chores’ ISTG HE IS A HOUSEKEEPER IM JUMPING OFF A CLIFF THIS IS BLASTPHAMY.
I feel like Albedo would be more in the ate something deadly with the whole eating spiders thing, while he would prob have risk hazards at work, I feel like he would be more of type to say no i'm fine, it'll eventually wear off, or be like oh thats an interesting reaction and then work more to figure out why it made that reaction rather than go to the er for it
okay but your voice impressions are so good 🫶🏻
Sumaru has canonically free health care. I assume that Mondstadt will be in a similar situation, the only difference is that the church is in charge there.
As for Liyue, it is an economic powerhouse. My theory is that Zhongli/Morax must have devised a generous insurance system (even though he is not insured itself and someone has to pay for him) As for the other regions, I have no idea.
Cyno was embarrassed going to the er after straining his arm pulling it from its socket by dramatically drawing a card from his duel disc
Childe is the king of 3 categories "Nah comrade, I'm perfectly fine", "Oh yeah it was work related, Foul Legacy stuff ya know?" and "I'm here a few times a month"
Yae 1000% broke her hip doing chores, or at least, pretended to break her hip whilst pretending to do chores.
saw you putting thoma in the "accidentally ate something deadly" category; thought about if it was ayato's fault somehow because he always gives him weird food (to be fair, once ayato learns about any food allergy thoma has he would not subject him to that probs)
Funnily enough Benny fits most of the categories 💀
Bennett would get hurt from doing literally anything like: eating, walking, working, and just standing (how he got hurt by standing was/is: something fell and hit him on the head or somewhere else) 😂😂😂
Next video idea: (idk if this has been done before) Genshin characters if they robbed a bank
Adding on Baizhu as frequent trips to the ER and Qiqi with him because while individually they would maybe not go that frequently together with all the pick ups they have to do they're well known at the local hospital. Also pharmacy money can probably(hopefully) cover medical bills and paying to have Qiqi unburied.
Also Hu Tao is in regular ER visits just to check on potential clientel
Canonically, Sumeru has free universal public healthcare. And Mondstadt too, since they basically only have Barbara and she was too shy to ask for "a small donation to the church".
Liyue's healthcare system sounds like the type of capitalist nightmare you'd avoid at all costs because look at the prices in Bubu pharmacy.
And Inazuma's healthcare system is just so unbelievably fucked up. Your best options are probably a war hospital inside a tent or an old lady selling herbs out of her house.
Wait you should do a rollercoaster genshin tierlist (Like what the characters would do on a rollercoaster)
Qiqi being an ER regular because people keep thinking she's dead is actually genius and I would have stuck her in that category.
The timing of this is kinda funny. You see, this video came out *exactly 1 month* after I went to the ER. (It was anaphylaxis, thanks cashews)
when I first read the category for “I’m fine(they aren’t )” the first thing that came to my mind was the scene in the new kny movie wear mui is saying “I’m fine I’m fine”while he’s foaming at the mouth.
I'd say Xianling should be in 'Ate Something Poisonous' from her testing highly experimental dishes and ingredients than accidentally cutting herself in the kitchen.
Bennett falls off a cliff on Dragonspire, breaks his hip, cuts himself by crashing into a treasure hoarder's cooking fire, is bitten by a Fatui cicin, slams into Albedo's experiment causing an explosion, and gets food poisoning from the Suspicious Fried Egg the adventurers at the base camp use to revive him. And he took a commission in Dragonspire, so this technically all happened at work.
I think there needs to be another tier that says "all of the above" since it can all apply to Bennett. XD
Tier list idea: Genshin Impact Characters if they worked at a Hotel
SHE DID IT SHE FINALLY PUT ATHER AND LUMINE IN DIFFERENT CATEGORY!!!
OMG YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO!! YEESSS I LOVE IT THANK YOU!!
I've had the Carmen opera stuck in my head for two weeks and finally got it out of my head and what do I hear in the background of this video but the Carmen prelude (this is the third?? time it's played in a video I've seen by coincidence)
Fun fact: in jeans story quest she actually dose pass out due to overwork
You should do a ranking on what gehshin impact characters would do at a grocery store! (just a idea)