Ranking Genshin Characters by their CRIMES?!
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Beidou has committed many crimes like smuggling food and good for her crew. Ningguang let’s her off though, because they are totally in love.
Do a 'ranking genshin charecters based on how close of a friend i want them to be' please
Aether and lumine should be in regular at local jail. They were convicted for zhongli they revolted in inazuma broke in a prison actually now that i think about itthey might even be a couple years in prison because where ever they go they are just asking for trouble
Your Yae impression is great
Sayu’s 12-13
Amber has definitely been arrested for gliding with a suspended licence.
truee
Agree
Agree so true
And illegal landings
Her license has been revoked 15 times
i like how you put traveler in good noodle as if they haven't been wanted at least once in every nation so far
Not Mondsta- *remembers the holy lyre incident*
@@bilhert9351 It's not a crime if you don't get caught!
Holy lyre, the “death” of Rex lapis, the entirety of the Inazuma quest
@@Moon-Archive didn't they get caught tho?
@@dearkoma_ No actually, not properly anyways. Somehow, nobody saw Paimon and just saw the Traveler's blonde hair. Venti was the prime suspect, actually, to my knowledge? At least, he was the one with a more detailed description.
Yeah they get caught by Diluc and tell Jean, but I don't believe it was ever made public, or got to a point where it'd be put on their criminal record
Though, a guard literally stared the traveler in the eyes...So, uh. The archon quest was odd in that way, idk.
They should of been caught. Really, really should of. Plot armour ig.
Itto is canonically in and and out of jail in the game already. He's right home in that spot.
Kazuha always sounds hes high and drunk. Accident for sure.
welll Kazuha was a bit of a fugitive for a bit soooo
@VIRTU G. for leaving inazuma cause no one was allowed in or out at the time I think
He played grass, who knows if he smoked it 🤷♂️
The recent rhythm game event ended with Itto's festival being canceled because he got arrested again while he was trying to invite the Shogun to the festival.
@VIRTU G. He have done war crime, murder, and disrespected his god, I think he is the human who have done the most crime
Aether: *sweats violently because he has broken many laws for the sake of justice*
- Part of a rebellion
- Illegally entering Inazuma
- Challenge the Raiden Shogun
- Participated in the fight on Watatsumi Island
- Assulted 2 ambasador from Shneznaya etc..
@@hmaster0973 also attempting to steal the Holy Lyre
@@hmaster0973 -fought the millileth when he was on the run
@@hmaster0973 Theft, aggravated assault-
@@YumeBat breaking and entering-
Arataki Itto got arrested for stealing a bridge. Accidentally. He said he was just borrowing it. Who tf steals a bridge?
Clearly you have not heard the story of Leonardo da vinci and Machiavelli planning to steal a river.
He saw a sign that said "Draw bridge ahead" so he took it home to trace it
LMFAOOO
My question is HOW
Itto, duh
We can’t forget how Diluc is literally banned from Snezhnaya though
Why is that hilarious to me omg
Wait what for?? 🤣🤣
@@sweetlittlenothing7696 destroying a bunch fatui camps
Like alot
@@glitchtraptheweasel624 of fucking course he did I don't know what i expected smhhhh
@@TonksTheFool I know, it's funny for literally no reason
Zhongli almost got arrested for just picking up a bunch of classy watches and art pieces and nobody stopped him because he just looked like he paid for them. And then he realized he didn’t pay for them and put them back the next day.
he do look rich tho
How do u know???
@@mantes8153 I almost arrested him
@@callmeravenlee1972 good job
The Kamisato siblings crime record are like night and day.
Which is best illustrated by their actions during the vision hunt decree.
Ayaka: "Traveller please help us, I can't do anything personally since I can't burden brother or the clan"
Ayato: is out there committing TREASON
And there’s raiden and then Sara
How was Ayato committing treason? I thought it was kinf of the opposite, Ayaka was doing civil disobedience behind the scenes and he was just irrelevant?
@@uboaappears idk how that works now
@@uboaappears watch his character demo. He was the one that planted the resistance forces in tenshukaku.
He actively aided the rebel forces to go against his gods, that definitely treason
Plus, he also took out the Fatui agents in his demo (this was all before outing the Fatui for using inazuma), so he also killed a bunch of foreign "diplomats" that had a huge influence over the other 2 commissions
Lisa loves arresting and punishing the drunks in Mondstat so she should definitely be in the bottom tier
Me venti now scared
Ikr. Kaeya even mentions how she’s stricter than him and jean.
Lisa would never be a bottom though
"you've been a nughty boy"
She's out here zapping people for being drunks or overdue on their library books.
"but then one time Kaeya got the strict cop that actually arrested him"
It was Diluc. Hands down no question. It couldn't be more obvious that the frog man himself got Kaeya.
Diluc: in the "puts people in jail category"
Also him: nearly wiped out every fatui encampment sites, fought with some harbingers and joined some dark-web like secret organization
… to be fair, vigilantes are probably illegal.
Gets banned 💀
Hes the FBI
So...he's Batman?
@@audiosmurf but in a way better since he actually finish off his enemy
As a lore reader id like to say chongyun once went crazy in a restaurant when he ate spicy food then started destroying things and chasing xiangling trying to exorcise her
Also spoiler:
Shinobu helps out by trading info with Heizou and in return he helps her by defending her when itto gets into trouble
chongyun loses his cool XD
Tbh I think Xingqiu would frame or set up Chongyun as a “prank” then bail him out and act like he’s oh so chivalrous for doing so. And then he’d pressure Chongyun to pay of him back by handwriting all of Xingqiu’s book manuscripts since XQ’s handwriting is bad. XQ wouldn’t give him credit in the book either, so instead of looking for ghosts, Chongyun would end up becoming a ghostwriter.
@@a-non6238 Yeah, their friendship is not healthy...
@@a-non6238 well Xingqiu has helped chongyun out when someone scammed him if I remember, Xingqiu does love to mess with people so there’s no wonder why Shenhe doesn’t really like him.
@@Bammtoriii78 But Xingqiu also scams chongyun (lovingly LMFAO)
Didn’t Shenhe want to eliminate everyone that was in the jade chamber contest thing
But she didn’t ☺️… but she would have
no, she would have “deposed of them”
@@tableduck- she didn’t. But she would have ☺️. Without hesitation.
she definitely would commit several crimes because she doesn’t even know about the concept of law, so when the traveler isn’t around and she’s in the city…. yeah.
Shenhe definitely gets into incontrovertible shady shit when the traveller isn't around to tell her "we don't do that here."
i feel like Heizou is both putting people in jail but he's also a regular at the local jail, like he's besties (and occasional cellmates) with Itto and Venti
Heizou is like a cop that chats with every prissoner and becomes the local nexus of rumors and info trading
there’s an anime called Moriarty the Patriot and one of the characters is Sherlock (yes, like the detective) who’s a supremely smart but super klutzy and messy detective and he absolutely is on the shitlist of every cop in town because of the way he works but they can’t put him away because of how good he is. Heizou fits that dynamic sooo well
anyways, sherlock went into the slammer for shooting a guy
Heizou is arresting people and then becomes best friends with all the prisoners.
Noelle accidentally arrested helping someone commit a felony because she accepted their request before knowing what it was.
is this a reference to that one time she got in solitary confinement with klee because she wanted to know how klee was a knight even though she was so young and ended up accidentally helping klee's mischief?
@@aqua3331 it’s her voice line where she’s says ‘Leave it me. All of it, whatever it is. What exactly is it? I didnt t quite catch your request.
bro we have like literally the same headcannon-
"Amber is a good noodle"
In her story quest she admits to defying the laws of gliding, constantly having her license revoked but continues to glide anyway XD
Hasn’t she also broke the code stuff for the knights of favonius?
@@shroomesh6456 Yes
The game doesn't show it that much but she's kinda of a brat. She ignores orders, wanders off to her own businesses and lacks proper knight etiquette. In the manga she shelters a wanted criminal after realizing what's going on and the first time she encounters the Traveler she adresses them in a way that is forbidden by the Knights of Favonius guide (no joke, read the guide and rewatch that part of the game) xD
@@javahikageI will admit that I said "Hey you stop right there" or som close to that
Ayato has ordered assassinations on people but nobody can prove ANYTHING
Xiangling has definitely been arrested on accident, she literally eats EVERYTHING. She ate an extinct boar?? Probably tried to eat Qiqi thinking she was some exotic animal
and also Amber has had her gliding license revoked countless times so shouldn’t she also be in the accident or regular category?
She also could get arrested for giving people food poisoning after making people try some weird experimental dishes.
Prolly got arrested for trying to hunt an endangered animal for her new recipe lmao
Didn't she want to eat Paimon at some point?
Shenhe belongs in life sentence. She changes from quiet and aloof to black air force energy. No in between. He literal story quest has us stopping her from clocking multiple people.
Albedo has the potential to be in life sentence but no proof. The police just think he's sus as hell and keep him on the police watch list.
Is albedo on Interpol?
@@lukatosic09 susbedo, remember?
Its like: "you did it?" "No im not," albedo says. It could be the imposters doing it, but albedo got the bad rep.
Wait what the hell did hu tao do also yeah 😂
well "thinking of doing something" is not doing "something" so she can't be incrimnated based on what i know
Yoimiya would be in federal prison. She harbors traitors and was actively involved with insurrection
she might also get into some stuff involving her accidentally killing a few people with her fireworks
If I remember correctly in the story she also admits that she gets in trouble multiple times but gets away with it because her family is famous and has ties with the Tenriou Comission or something like that. So tecnically she's never been to jail but without her family ties she would definitely be a regular
And didn't she also break a guy out of jail with the traveler?
Fun fact: diluc got banned from snezhnaya by the fatui after he wouldn't stop beating some fatui solder's 💀
(I would also think that venti would get life in prison after all the horrible shit he + the archons did in their prime back then 🚶)
I'm surprised she hasn't brought up the archon's warcrimes in the video.
I think I heard that Venti just sat back and watched during the Archon war, and the only reason he's an Archon is because Andrius (Razor's dad) was the only other runner up and he doesn't have compassion for humans.
Again, I THINK! I don't have Venti, so I'm not certain!
But Zhongli would def. get a life sentence since he was known as cold and brutal during the war.
@@KazikBitch Venti during the Archon War was just a harmless wind spirit; the god Decabarian was defeated by the people of Old Mondstadt and Andrius gave up his claims on Old Mondstadt as well, likely leaving Barbatos as the only candidate for the Anemo gnosis
@@KazikBitch even if he (probably) didn't do anything in the archon war hes still a god and you know how there are many evil gods in teyvat, it would be impossible for him to not kill back then. Im also a bit tried of the genshin community babying venti.
@@dxlited_1196 maybe during the Khaenriah thing, but during the archon war there were only 3 gods In mondstadt, Andrius, Decarabius (not sure how to spell that) and Barbatos. Decarabius got killed by the people of mondstadt where venti helped w their rebellion, and Andrius stepped down bc he didn't want to be an archon so venti became the archon by default.
Zhongli would get a life sentence for war crimes and Xiao would probably get a few years helping him carry them out.
But Xiao also worked for the other war criminals and is kind of like an assasin
He would definitely committed crimes
Zhongli did those because those gods would try to destroy Liyue Harbor
@@ataberkkaya2202 Is it justified? Absolutely. Has he probably committed at least dozens of murders? Also yes. I love him but his hands are rated E for everyone, you break a contract, he break your face.
Yeah but the list depends on the life in our world,and i dont think zhongli puts a war here like this because he dont have a reason
Ningguang would definitely be arrested for like breaking the monopoly laws or some shit if she weren't the one making the laws.
Definitely not. She wouldn’t be caught ☺️
tax evasion
4:19 "but he would just like wink at them-"
Meanwhile Kaeya: ◼️👄👁
◼️👄➖
⬛👄👁
My one major disagreement is Yanfei.
She might be a lawyer, but she understands that law and morality don't always line up. I see her more as a defense attorney getting people out or reducing their sentences.
huh I never thought about that until you pointed it out, good thought
Would love for an event where it's basically an ace attorney trial and traveler is the Maya to Yanfei's Phoenix.
@@xiphoid-process6624 that’d be so cute 😭
Yeah, and Rosaria. From what I remember, she was part of a gang when she was younger. Definitely had a few years behind bars
Yanfei need her own private category named “the lawyer”
In Mondstadt, Diluc would be the law enforcer but remember he’s canonically A GENOCIDAL MANIAC.
And venti would be arrested for identity theft
how's he genocidal tho? 🤔
@@gracemarieyeh3608 from what i heard
Diluc left his vision along his status as a captain of the favonius knight. Travel across tevyat and when he reach sneznayha he goes on a rampage destroying all the fatui he met in the way to the point tsaritsa order the harbinger to capture him, and he escape and mind you this is diluc at 19-20 years old without a vision
Life Sentences
Like the only reason he even escaped was because some underground network was like “yeah he’s helped us a bit so… we’re going to save his stupid ginger butt”
I feel like venti would be a regular but then he would just be drunk and say “I hAVe ThE riGhT To bE FreEEeeEee!” And fly out or some crap
fairy tinkle noises
Koomaxx: Then Kaeya got the strict cop
Me: He got Diluc!!
omi-
Diluc would KILL him XDDD
@@ResidentKieran I know right
@@kanelinden9400 i could just imagine Diluc Go Like:
"of course it had to be you, Kaeya"
Diluc would tsk with disappointment but he's not surprised to see Kaeya behind bars.
Kaeya: Hey, brother. Care to help me out?
And Diluc would be like, "Bye Felicia" and walks away. XD
@@witchqueen1296 oh my god yes
Sucrose is a sweet-looking nerd, but she has a dark side. She stalked Diona and ended the story with I didn't get a bone sample. She wanted to take Diona's bones. Sucrose also keeps hilichurls as pets and kills them for experiments.
@@a-non6238 and hu tao
Isn't she and Diona of the same species?
@@animesenpai1163
Sucrose said they are of similar genome, but ultimately different.
I knew she was a freak 😭
For sure a dominatrix omgg
Bro time to become friends with sucrose
The fact that Itto is canonically thrown in the slammer by the Tenryō Commission on a regular basis makes this even funnier-
Also I once saw this tiktok that listed out most of Childe’s crimes and it was so oddly satisfying to me???
TW, mentions of unaliving and other severe crimes of the sort
For anyone curious, the charges listed in said tiktok included abuse of power, homicide, attempted homicide, fraud, attempted mass murder, organized crime, defilement and stalking
Tbh I have the gut feeling he’d also get charged with terrorism, falsified documentation, damage of both public and private property and tax evasion-
Oh you KNOW he's got terrorism. Unleashing that giant sea boi had to count as a form of terrorism. He just yeeted Liyue into a state of instant panic and DIPPED.
@@TonksTheFool NO URE RIGHT THO- 💀
good. it's what he deserves
Childe's crimes:
Me: ah isn't he a pretty dreamy cute boy
Me: *pats childe on the head*
Shenhe wanted to smash everyone’s head against the ground.
kokomi has 100% committed several violations of the Geneva Convention
I feel like Xiao would be arrested on accident. He would’ve lost his mind and gone crazy cause of his dark past. Xiao might’ve grabbed a claymore and whacked some random people with it. Zongli (probably misspelled) had to bribe people to help him pay for Xiao’s bail.
Xiao probably thinks about all the people he's killed in the war and puts him self it prison under war crimes
Okay but real talk, Sucrose would totally be up there with Albedo. She is also into some VERY shady shit. Only way I could see her as less is that she never got caught. XD
I'd say Sucrose does a bunch of messed up things in the pursuit of knowledge, but hasn't been arrested because while the evidence trail obviously leads back to her, nobody in charge believes that she could've ever done anything bad. That and the fact that hilichurls don't have human rights.
she literally has a pet hilichurl, she should definitely be up there with albedo
Shady? At most she experiments on plants and fruit, she doesn't have a live hillichurl, it's the bones of it and she got it by either the hunters from springvale or from Katheryne (the adventurers sometimes leave bones).
Beidou's is very accurate as she was caught smuggling by Ningguang but Ningguang just lets it go after finding out Beidou does it to help children.
Yanfei got arrested once on accident for something that seems very illegal but because she found a legal loophole she was let go
I think the Raiden shogun should be the other way around. Ei would get in trouble and the Raiden shogun would put people in jail
ok is no one gonna talk abt that one yae impression at 9:30 though??? ngl that was kinda op
"If they actually manage to arrest this man"
They did....FOR THE ONE THING HE WAS ACTUALLY INNOCENT
The protected forest Razor got caught hunting in is his home and he was getting dinner for the puppies 💀
Omg that's so cuteeee 🥺
I love how Venti and Itto are in the thumbnail because those two immediately came to mind when talking about arresting characters 😂
Also Chongyun has gotten into quite a few situations where he could be arrested because of his yang state, but Xingqiu, like the good boyfriend he is, always bribes everyone at the scene with enough money so Yun never has to go to jail 😂
One thing about Sucrose
She kept a hilichurl in a cage as a "test subject", and she likes to extract bones from living creatures, probably of hilichurls too
But regardless, because she kept a hilichurl, and we know that Hilichurls are once humans, she might get charged with Crimes against ex-humanity
That's entirely false, she doesn't keep animals or humanoids in her lab or anywhere, she only experiments on plants and fruits, it's in one of her conversations, the room full of bones she collected, not living creatures.
@@rauladriaham2508 there's literally a voicelines of her mentioned a hilichurls that she's keeping
@@BelrogPlutius There is but she never said a live hillichurl and they were in the room with the BONES she collects.
@@rauladriaham2508 "This room is where I keep all the bones I've collected. On the table on the left we have lizards, frogs, and grass carp. To the front we have the bones of a wild boar, and then over there in the right corner is a hilichurl... Oh, don't be nervous, nothing to be afraid of. They're really quite cute once you get used to them."
It doesn't imply that she's keeping it in a cage, but it's seems to be imprisoned and alive, because she knows the Traveler will be cautious around it.
@@BelrogPlutius Again, "This ROOM is where I KEEP all the BONES I've collected", if the hillichurl was ALIVE she would've said something like "It won't harm you or it's domesticated", she said not to be nervous because of the large collection of bones she has and thought it might be overwhelming for the traveler.
You are right abt ayato tho cuz he runs the shuumatsuban, who are literally ninjas who get paid to do shady business
They’re orphans who are brainwashed into absolute loyalty and ofgen sent on suicide missions and assassinations… Ayato is lowkey life sentence with the Shuumatsuban
I feel like Xiao would put people in jail, he spends most of his time hunting down and killing monsters which wouldn’t be too different from hunting down major criminals in a way
You could say that Yelan is technically the Liyue Mafia. So yeah jail for sure. And we love her for it
The Liyue Mafia boss..reports to Ningguang? This makes sense for Koomaxx tier list, but not for how Mafia works. Or maybe Ningguang is the Mafia boss, and Yelan is the underboss or top agent or sth.
I was thinking Liyue CIA.
i feel like kazuha would never commit a crime but you still put him in the right tier cuz like…. he works at the crux, so i imagine a situation where like everyone is drunk and general chaos is going on and kazuha tries to fix it or something, and he just ends up making it worse somehow and he gets arrested
Kazuha commit crime
A lot of it
LOLOL NOT ITTO BEING A LOCAL 💀
There should be one where it says "Bribed the court" or something lmao
Ningguang wouldn’t get caught lol. Like she’d do some super shady business thing but no one can prove anything because there’s no evidence
Chonguyn 110% got arrested once on accident, and he got so embarrassed of it he got overly anxious for not letting it happen ever again
I now wanna hear the story why he got arrested
Weird head cannon Xiangling got arrested once for using an endangered species in one of her dishes and once for accedently poisoning a costumer.
Maybe you could rank the characters for how well the characters would do in school or maybe certain subjects, perhaps a physical exam or smith
How they would run the Fitness Gram Pacer Test. Like who would run the entire thing and who would call it quits after one lap (me)
@@junekoo9248 omg I love that idea
June Koo itto would try his best to run the whole thing and spend all his energy just to get like 10 while everyone else got 35+💀 but like he’d be so proud of it
Sucrose got put away for doing questionable things to the Hilichurl in her lab; but the charges were dropped because Ella (I think??? The girl learning Hilichurlian) translated that the Hilichurl misses her and wants her back.
Stockholm syndrome? Interesting I like that idea!
im imagining the hilichurl crying for sucrose and ella just trying to calm it down
this is a headcanon now
That never happened, Sucrose doesn't have a live churl in her lab, it's the bones of one.
I love how basically even military generals have been arrested and Xiao who has committed mass murder has not 💀
(Not to be mean. I just found it funny lol)
Well, his was government-sanctioned mass murder. That's a-okay.
Well, I mean, Xiao had no control at that time.
Yeah it was an accident but it's still murder. You can get charged for accidentally killing someone. Just depends on the situation. For Xiaos case, it was mass homicide so even if he didn't mean to, I think the worst he would get would be getting jail time but also rehab
Lisa would accidentally hurt someone cause they absolutely refused to return their book and than she got arrested for a while 😂
Isn't Rosaria on the same line as Diluc? I'd probably say she either puts people in jail, or few years in prison since unlike Diluc I could see her making certain people disappear. But she'd never get caught.
yeah coz the church protects her (also maybe funds her). pretty sure Rosaria canonically committed homicide
Yeah I solidly read her as an assassin.
Like she's either the James Bond hero or the KGB villain depending on your point of view
Sucrose got caught stealing bones from the graveyard
Diluc was that one cop that arrested Kaeya.
Imo sucrose would get albedo's sentence 2 because in Canon she Collects dodgy stuff and stores them in her house (like hirlichurl bones n stuff) she doesn't even let ppl into her home 😭
She also canonically has a whole ass LIVE Hilichurl in her lab!
@@KazikBitch YEAHH
@@KazikBitch That's false, she has the skeleton of a hillichurl, not a live one, the bones she collects are from hunters in Springvale or adventurers guild.
@@rauladriaham2508 In one of her voice lines she says not to worry about the hilichurl and that, "they're quite cute once you get to know them."
@@KazikBitch She was reffering to the SKELETON of said hillichurl and she said "They're really quite cute once you get used to them", she most likely thought the traveler was being weirded out by her bone collection.
I feel Barbara wouldve been Arrested once in accident for like singing that led to a mini concert on a public place or somthn
Albert probably started the “accident” tho
9:12 “Im a little bit of a bad boy myself” THE WHEEZE I LET OUT LMFAOOOO😭
For some reason when she brought up the anecdote about pirating SSB64 and the guy mentioned a USB I thought it was gonna be a story about a kill stick LOL
same
Ningguang knows the law like the back of her hand so everything she does is legal… barely… and if it ain’t… well… oh look, lobbyists
Yoimiya's canonically getting taken to the police station pretty often for disturbing the peace so while she might not be in for long she's definitely a regular at the local jail. Also there's the whole breaking people out of prison and accidental Yashiro Commission arson thing that one time
Xingqiu probably got arrested because when doing a presentation his laptop was opened to a particularly spicy scene in a book and got the cops called on him
Fun fact: it is canon that he reads smut
Aren't those martial arts books he reads?
@@ankanaroy4685 Well, that too, but if you go into his voiceline titled "Xingqiu's Hobbies" you'll find him very obviously alluding to that. I mean, we all need variety on life. Learn about martial history and arts and then take a nice little break of smut for fun. Why not?
He's a man of culture
@@ankanaroy4685 in one of his story archives, there was one that had his brother see some of the books he read and he said "Well, he is at that age". What book would have an age-restriction?
The thing about Sayu being an adult is just a common misconception. She's just short for kids her age
There's no way Yelan would be sentenced to any amount of prison time, she would basically be the equivalent of our world's FBI, and we all know how much they are held accountable for anything.
Xiao, often mentioning mass murders during the war and killing mortals when being controled by dream God - "good noodle" :'D
you cannot convince me diluc has not been wanted/arrested/sat in prison in snezhnaya at some point how else do you get b a n n e d from a whole country
wanted by the Russian government
He broke out probably and thays why the harbingers had to go after him to end him
@@stressedhaish69420 Why is this phrase so funny to me
he pulled up to sheznaya in a lambo to a funeral
I really love your Genshin tierlists!! The topics are so fun ☺️
Kazuha gets arrested for trespassing like, all the time. Beidou gets tossed in jail for her debts and whatever other pirate shenaniganery she gets up to. I think Albedo would actually be fine if it weren't for susbedo, who lands our smol alchemist in prison for murder/attempted murder. Diona might actually get arrested for a lot more due to her hatred of the wine industry depending on how she handles it. Ayato either stays where he is for his weird shady shit, or he actually puts people in jail through his puppet mastery thing. And of course, Childe gets jail time for literally anything and everything war crime/terrorism, and Thoma reigns supreme as king good boy.
If Koomaxx is up there, Koomaxx is gonna be on a life sentence for being such a cutie 👀✨
Love your videos. They are always so different from the usual, and they have fair touch of subjetivity, which makes them easy and enjoyable to watch. Thanks koomax
Tartaglia would be like Gru from Despicable Me
I’d argue that Diluc had a few years in prison for either shady dealings or beating up a cop. He might be a vigilante who puts people in jail, but like, you don’t have to beat up people into unconsciousness when doing civil arrest, you know.
from inazuman characters' voice lines about heizou, he's a detective under tenryou comission jurisdiction but he has really loose morals and most of the time he's kinda just doing whatever he wants - i feel like he's gotten into a few messy situations while out and about or even during a case and then sara would have to go reluctantly bale him out since he's so good at doing what he does that she can't afford for him to end up in jail
I have a feeling that xiangling would get arrested once on accident because she might make chaos while looking for different ingredients for cooking
Ayo how about you rank genshin characters by how they would act in online school?
Love your videos!!!
I randomly just thought of this idea for a tier list and it would be how each character would play genshin impact (whale, Meta player, causal, ftp, or any other category you could think of).
I really enjoyed this list xD I just wished that there was a column for "committed a crime but got away with it or isn't caught". I would put Ningguang, Yelan and Xingqiu there because they're clever enough to find loopholes in the law :P
Feral Razor headcanon ftw! He DEFINITELY is feral.
I would put Chongyun in the regular at local jail, because whenever he gets in a yang state he basically destroys everything around him and Xingqiu always ends up paying the damages lol. It’s unintentional but Chongyun would probably just turn himself in after lol
i love how there is three types of cryo characters: the good beans (babies, never did anything wrong in their life) and there ones who at least created some sort of trouble (is it on pourpuse or not? we'll never know), and there is kaeya
And i think Xiangling would have done something weird to other people's food and got arrested for food poisoning or whatever
Ok but barbara could be one of those religious recruiters who follows people around stores and stuff trying to get them to join her church or something and accidentally got herself arrested with restraining orders cus she took it a little too far 💀
“join the fvcking church or i’ll make you see lord barbatos i will make you beg for mercy if you say no”
Next video ranking character base on their accident like when genshin character crash someone car what genshin character gonna do? Escape???
i think beidou should be in the "few years in prison" she does tax evasion like a regular morning routine
9:31 Idk if this was an impression or an actual voiceline but if it was.. that is scarily accurate goddamn
Amber constantly loosing her gliding license indicates she could be higher on the list.
Tbh I think Qiqi would end up being a backpack substance delivery kid. And since her memory is bad she won’t really be able to snitch if she’s caught. Baizhu defs seems shady enough to get her involved in stuff like that.
As for Sucrose, she’d probably get in trouble for violating some moral codes from her experiments. Pretty sure she has a hilichurl torture lab already. I could also maybe see her pulling a Shou Tucker if she somehow hears Albedo is a homunculus and decides she wants to try making some herself.
Also Xingqiu would never get caught for anything, he’d 1000000% make Chongyun his scapegoat. Then when he feels like he needs a packmule, an amusing toy to play with, or some actual hard work done, he’d finally decide to bail Chongyun out and act like it’s chivalry for his so called friend but really he has those other motivations.
Sucrose only experiments on plants and fruit, she doesn't have a live hillichurl, only the skeleton, which she got from the hunters in springvale or from the adventurers guild.
how does kaeya wink at people if he only has 1 eye
imagine if someone tells him to sleep with 1 eye open
New ranking idea! Do a follow up one like you did with the UA-camr/streamer videos? So you explained the crimes for some of them, but have a few categories of popular crimes, murder, arson, etc, and sort them as such! Maybe have one category that “one of a kind” for those who truly have a one of a kinda crime lol
9:30 Yoooooo ur voice is so perfect holy crap that caught me off guard.
That just reminded me that Barbara did help a treasure hoarder because he was hurt in her hangout event, so she’d definitely house criminals if they were nice or hurt.
Personally speaking, I'd have put Lisa, Shenhe, Rosaria and Zhongli in regulars in the local jail, same with Hu Tao, I can't help but think she's Zhonglis partner in crime when they get thrown in the slammer together
I absolutely love your voice imitations lol
I think Aether and Lumine would at least be in "once in jail accidentally" because of all the "adventures" they've been through.
traveler has been a wanted criminal at least once in every region we've been to so far
I think arrested once on accident or few years of prison fit them best
also yoimiya is absolutely a regular at the local jail, not too regular though probably around 3 times a year?
also in mondstat, diluc would be putting people in jail, but I feel like he'd get sentanced to a few years if he traveled to any other reigon
I feel like kaeya would be arrested for espionage if where talking on more realistic charges
I love your tar list videos! can you do genshin characters as tiktokers?