Sky Diving is STUPID - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • The Brilliant Idiots' stand up comedian Andrew Schulz explains why there are no bad reviews for Sky Diving and shares his awful experience doing it.

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  • @stoehr
    @stoehr 5 років тому +2269

    “You spend 300 hundred dollars to be a bottom...” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

  • @AI-vs1oc
    @AI-vs1oc 6 років тому +8594

    I swear Schulz funnier then 75% of famous comedians man.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti 6 років тому +202

      He really is. I only just discovered his material today and he's one of the only comedians that actually makes me laugh out loud. Bill Burr is one of the other rare few who can do that.

    • @shiebudsri7342
      @shiebudsri7342 6 років тому +4

      Carissa Conti same

    • @abadmixtape
      @abadmixtape 6 років тому +45

      I swear the majority of people still don't know how to use the proper form of then or than... get off UA-cam and read a book

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti 6 років тому +25

      @ SipmlyCRehZ - I was just happy he didn't use "must of" "could of" or "would of" somewhere in the sentence. That shit makes me lose my mind.

    • @Mercury11486
      @Mercury11486 6 років тому +20

      And 100% funnier than famous comedian women

  • @zimraanghazi2391
    @zimraanghazi2391 6 років тому +2401

    This is too good, "let's dddddddooo this" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emiliocoppin1844
    @emiliocoppin1844 6 років тому +4326

    Yo Andrew funny AF can't lie man get this guy a Netflix deal

    • @jamesonjunky
      @jamesonjunky 6 років тому +8

      Fact a mundo

    • @PyroLeo1
      @PyroLeo1 6 років тому +7

      Monique need to holla at his business plan. Been a Idiots fan got about a year but didn't know how good he was, but he dropping these clips, I'm down for a solid 30, maybe even an hour.

    • @chriswilley731
      @chriswilley731 6 років тому

      Emilio Coppin yea and he will because he's a white cis-gendered male. He will accept his $800k and keep it moving though. 😂😂😂

    • @Fixajo
      @Fixajo 6 років тому

      jippiii!

    • @AI-vs1oc
      @AI-vs1oc 6 років тому

      Emilio Coppin you think he getting more then Monique?

  • @asparrow9876
    @asparrow9876 6 років тому +7094

    I'm gonna need an hour of material this year or we're gonna have problems with Netflix.

    • @CrisGoatmez
      @CrisGoatmez 6 років тому +62

      We should start a fucking petition online, seriously!

    • @sirgems5926
      @sirgems5926 6 років тому +8

      Just a reminder that they have 3 months left

    • @CrisGoatmez
      @CrisGoatmez 6 років тому +11

      On Jan 1st, 2019 we RIOT!

    • @scottgiles9345
      @scottgiles9345 5 років тому +3

      I sent netflix a dm on ig saying the same thing. Good thing I know i'm not crazy

    • @haunsolo1364
      @haunsolo1364 5 років тому +1

      A Sparrow ii

  • @bobbythechicken6075
    @bobbythechicken6075 5 років тому +1295

    So your telling me amy schumer gets a netflix special but he doesn't wtf

    • @omnipotentgaming166
      @omnipotentgaming166 5 років тому +42

      Bobby The Chicken that woman’s jokes are so bad I fell into chronic depression and aged 5 years of my life in the first 30 minutes I forced myself to endure hoping it would get better.

    • @kingwild772
      @kingwild772 5 років тому +7

      She’s terrible

    • @sfm1022
      @sfm1022 4 роки тому +5

      CursedCaptions Neither does Amy

    • @petersommelier
      @petersommelier 4 роки тому +3

      He turned them down

    • @chapn7
      @chapn7 4 роки тому +1

      He didn't want to do one

  • @aavimaharaj4837
    @aavimaharaj4837 6 років тому +1409

    this guy needs a special

  • @twatfaggotson
    @twatfaggotson 6 років тому +1337

    But did you arch your back though?

    • @lylemcdermott2566
      @lylemcdermott2566 6 років тому +47

      You know he did,how come he can tell the story then?

    • @prudentiusinvader6652
      @prudentiusinvader6652 5 років тому +48

      He arched his back like he was gonna get it

    • @Diana-ov9vp
      @Diana-ov9vp 5 років тому +5

      Am not gonna like it because it’s a 420

    • @charliehustle7774
      @charliehustle7774 4 роки тому +1

      He did

    • @Masquerade08
      @Masquerade08 2 роки тому

      You should. It's the most aerodynamic position. But as a tandem you don't have to. Instructor should outfly your terrible body position. It does make it more challenging though.

  • @TairyHesticles
    @TairyHesticles 5 років тому +135

    "Warm ass nice breath" hahahaha. This dude is great.

  • @aninkrahman
    @aninkrahman 6 років тому +612

    Andrew has earned the right for me to never skip the ad.
    ‘GWANNN SCHULZY, you’re creating a world on your terms my g.

    • @aninkrahman
      @aninkrahman 6 років тому +2

      Joe Arguin I imagine an ad has a total amount given for the full thing to be played. If skipped, you’d get a fraction of that total as a minimum. But I’m no UA-camr.

    • @Likerholicz
      @Likerholicz 6 років тому +3

      You need to click on the ads.

    • @aninkrahman
      @aninkrahman 6 років тому +1

      Likerholicz wouldn’t doubt it. I don’t know any better

    • @ddf5878
      @ddf5878 6 років тому

      Ah ah ah

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 6 років тому

      Anin Rahman do you think he’s getting the money?

  • @RemsonJohn
    @RemsonJohn 6 років тому +1532

    I didn't know G-Eazy does stand up comedy

  • @dr.s.choudhury8089
    @dr.s.choudhury8089 6 років тому +201

    "Don't forget to arch your back!" 😂😂😂

    • @Masquerade08
      @Masquerade08 2 роки тому

      I tell people to pretend they're peeing off a bridge and trying to make sure it doesn't hit their shoes. Hips forward.

    • @bryanmavis8771
      @bryanmavis8771 2 роки тому

      @@Masquerade08 For both male and female?
      Im under the impression that they dont exactly pee off a bridge the same way 😅

    • @jaffacalling53
      @jaffacalling53 2 роки тому +1

      @@bryanmavis8771 Women just have to imagine.

  • @LaLabutterfly
    @LaLabutterfly 6 років тому +390

    We’re spooning to safety 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CaseloadMoses
    @CaseloadMoses 6 років тому +564

    Now that was FUNNY AS HELL Mr. Schultz. Not to sound like a comedy critic, but I loved the entire build up and you literally clenching your cheeks at the end of the joke. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Shotleejoe
      @Shotleejoe 6 років тому +7

      Moses Wabwire I died literally. I didn't see that coming😂😂😂

  • @angelashrum7340
    @angelashrum7340 6 років тому +354

    "You're the big spoon, I am the little spoon! We are spooning to safety, that's how this shit works!!"
    #dead

  • @muhammedceesay8715
    @muhammedceesay8715 6 років тому +1085

    now we gonna boycott netflix

    • @iarielcohen4330
      @iarielcohen4330 6 років тому

      muhammed ceesay why ?

    • @SaaErDetNok
      @SaaErDetNok 6 років тому +28

      iGuitarDude
      Because it is 2018, and if I am not getting what I want, when I want, and how I want it; there has got to be some outrage..

    • @carlosparra8976
      @carlosparra8976 6 років тому +2

      you dont have the balls to boycott anyone...sit down

    • @weirdviking3481
      @weirdviking3481 5 років тому

      Yeah good luck with that

    • @hanneswurstbrot6902
      @hanneswurstbrot6902 3 роки тому

      good job guys it´s working, his netflix premier is on the way!

  • @andrewschulzsd
    @andrewschulzsd 6 років тому +640

    I can never be famous now cause I have the same name

    • @xanderalex3453
      @xanderalex3453 5 років тому +74

      Then again you could just add your middle name like Michael B. Jordan

    • @deshaundozier
      @deshaundozier 5 років тому +11

      Andrew Schulz go by drew Schultz, A.S or name. Lol

    • @bootlegrascal22
      @bootlegrascal22 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Schulz damn

    • @adrianorizzopt
      @adrianorizzopt 5 років тому

      So close too 😂

    • @becasshrestha2151
      @becasshrestha2151 5 років тому +8

      You are already famous man hahahahaha

  • @ALJBrah
    @ALJBrah 6 років тому +394

    I need to see a full special

    • @hektors1234
      @hektors1234 4 роки тому

      Just don't sit at the front row. Thank me later :D

  • @jcdstravelchannel4894
    @jcdstravelchannel4894 6 років тому +81

    His stand up is classic!!! Andrew is the best!! 💪💪💪

  • @Likerholicz
    @Likerholicz 6 років тому +178

    Netflix better give him a special ....

  • @nosaedokpayi2446
    @nosaedokpayi2446 6 років тому +221

    he is better than most of the people getting netflix deal

    • @morgengabe1
      @morgengabe1 6 років тому +3

      The SJW Hipster cohort probably wouldn't approve though

  • @rustynail1071
    @rustynail1071 5 років тому +32

    Old school comedy feel..it's refreshing in these times

  • @ScoobySnacksRI
    @ScoobySnacksRI 6 років тому +393

    Bro my ribs.

    • @AskKoreans
      @AskKoreans 6 років тому +2

      mine as well :) and i am sure tons of other peoples ribs as well :)

  • @titania5825
    @titania5825 6 років тому +107

    i love this guy for being so aware and hilariously open with sexuality and joking about it (appropriately)

  • @big0514
    @big0514 6 років тому +187

    I give him 2years tops and he’ll have a special dude is talented and he’s selling his material very well

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 4 роки тому +10

      It's 2 years now

    • @BoDesis
      @BoDesis 4 роки тому +5

      Netflix still drunk, high and blind. Not just Netflix but HBO as well. This dude is absolutely hilarious and killing it. Netflix and HBO executives don't know shit about stand up comedy.

    • @MukulApple
      @MukulApple 2 роки тому +2

      @@BoDesis, high, blind, drunk, and, now, walking out.

  • @PinguuuVG
    @PinguuuVG 6 років тому +152

    Andrew is too funny

  • @RasPutintheGreat
    @RasPutintheGreat 6 років тому +73

    New Yorker and Italian accent.

  • @chasevineland1508
    @chasevineland1508 5 років тому +16

    I joined the diving team in high school to face my fears of water, height, and small speedos. I now have PTSD in all three. 😭

  • @ChanceJolivette
    @ChanceJolivette 6 років тому +38

    Damn Schultz funny as hell, hope you get a special soon

  • @gabrieldobrisan2103
    @gabrieldobrisan2103 5 років тому +28

    I will never go skydiving either.
    I get to the altitude me and the dude strapped to me jump out of the plane, after 2 minutes into the skydive the guy asks me "So how long you've been a skydiving instructor?"

    • @julesking8355
      @julesking8355 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a bad joke or was he serious

    • @remedios3895
      @remedios3895 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Masquerade08
      @Masquerade08 2 роки тому

      That's a fairly common joke. What's great is when a newly licensed instructor is taking their first live student and we all joke that it's their first time, and the student thinks it's a joke.

  • @PalestinianDoctor
    @PalestinianDoctor 6 років тому +28

    I watch a lot of stand up and i’m sorry i didn’t find him out earlier, he is an amazing joke writer.

    • @vadaski5038
      @vadaski5038 4 роки тому +1

      If you think his written shit is funny you should see his crowd work

  • @Animelover1030
    @Animelover1030 3 роки тому +16

    I have gone skydiving twice and I can attest everything this man said is 100% true 😂😂

    • @bryanmavis8771
      @bryanmavis8771 2 роки тому +6

      Ayoo this seems sus. 1 time is understandable but 2 times sounds like you were looking forward to be a bottom 😂

    • @princeofallnegros4035
      @princeofallnegros4035 2 роки тому

      Dude YOU ARE GAY. Just say it.

  • @MrJreed98
    @MrJreed98 6 років тому +312

    I HATE Andy as a podcaster, but love him as a comedian.

  • @slimischillin7753
    @slimischillin7753 6 років тому +55

    That’s Andrew Schulz for ya

  • @CHSToday
    @CHSToday 6 років тому +116

    NETFLIX SPECIAL

  • @leonardhofstadter5698
    @leonardhofstadter5698 5 років тому +9

    1:55 I love the blonde lady's laugh 😃

  • @danm1063
    @danm1063 6 років тому +50

    Damn actually got some tears going

  • @2334juan
    @2334juan 5 років тому +18

    I’m really hoping Netflix picks him up for a special. I just found out about him yesterday and I’ve already watched a solid 3 hours of his material, I can’t get enough. I haven’t laughed like this since the first time I saw Kevin Hart.

  • @DigBickOfaGod
    @DigBickOfaGod 6 років тому +14

    Every clip of this guy is hilarious 😂 netflix sleepin

  • @ickatabg
    @ickatabg 6 років тому +20

    You are so unbelievably original and funny!

  • @dKidLigh26
    @dKidLigh26 6 років тому +10

    This is too good. Keep doing your thing

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia 5 років тому +20

    I've made the argument (against buddies of mine who wanted to go sky diving) "the best case scenario is you don't die." This dude shares my logic I'm an instant fan. I'm glad I never went 😁after listening

    • @LegendInThaMakin
      @LegendInThaMakin 4 роки тому

      Sky diving is one of the greatest things I’ve ever done. It was extremely terrifying but life had so much more meaning when I decided to conquer my fear.
      Memento Mori

    • @Masquerade08
      @Masquerade08 2 роки тому +2

      The best case scenario is you get an adrenaline rush and change of perspective that changes the way you live your life.
      But if you don't wanna do it, don't do it. It is not for everyone.

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 6 років тому +213

    He's solid AF, but this audience laughs at anything.

    • @aaronreyes7735
      @aaronreyes7735 5 років тому +7

      Dino Sabalić who cares

    • @indoorgangster
      @indoorgangster 5 років тому +2

      Too many women..

    • @shirinf333
      @shirinf333 5 років тому +18

      @@indoorgangster I bet that's very unknown for you

    • @KFC_Official_
      @KFC_Official_ 5 років тому +3

      shirinf333 r/murderedbywords

    • @kresant1507
      @kresant1507 4 роки тому

      True. It’s feels kind of condescending even though he is already funny. And doesn’t need support laugh.

  • @DJAnthologic
    @DJAnthologic 6 років тому +14

    Someone sign this guy onto a series of Netflix specials already!

  • @Zer-mz4rw
    @Zer-mz4rw 6 років тому +57

    Let's D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

  • @mapsandmaverics
    @mapsandmaverics 5 років тому +8

    Just went sky diving and this shit is freaking hilarious! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jollybeancomedy
    @jollybeancomedy 5 років тому +16

    A great comedian tells ordinary things happening in people's daily life, but with the magic and charm to make others laugh to tears. Andrew is definitely one of them!

  • @segmentgweezy4228
    @segmentgweezy4228 6 років тому +49

    Give him his coin

  • @Blackwinglb58
    @Blackwinglb58 6 років тому +33

    Schulz might just be the G.O.A.T bruh

  • @marvinthemartian857
    @marvinthemartian857 6 років тому +12

    Hezzy puttin in that work

  • @bsilva3879
    @bsilva3879 5 років тому +4

    Oh!.. you are good! You had me in tears at the “onesie”, and by the end, my stomach was rolling... thanks (Netflix is sleeping on ya)

  • @prernachauhan8780
    @prernachauhan8780 3 роки тому +2

    This video has me in splits EVERY TIME I watch it. This man’s the funniest!

  • @mariabatool346
    @mariabatool346 5 років тому +3

    last year, i randomly found about Bill Burr and since then I have been on his binge..I was already a fan of Chappelle. and now this guy! He is really funny!

    • @Carlos559Caps
      @Carlos559Caps 4 роки тому

      check out Tom Segura, I put him on the same tier as those dudes. but Schulz is easily my favorite at the moment. everything he puts out has me rolling!

  • @nimanaan2009
    @nimanaan2009 5 років тому +2

    This man is going places. Spot on delivery & funny as hell

  • @mayanotmya_5818
    @mayanotmya_5818 6 років тому +8

    THE WAY HE CLENCHED UP 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @davidchao685
    @davidchao685 4 роки тому +3

    He's been my go to comedian for instant laughs for awhile now.

  • @boogieblack206
    @boogieblack206 6 років тому +21

    👌👌👌Keep em tight

  • @thesomalistrawhat
    @thesomalistrawhat 5 років тому +2

    The editor needs a comedy special lmfao
    Andy explains what a bottom is, instantly cuts to some chubby lady clapping her hands, throwing her head back, cackles.
    Genius

  • @chikitanumber1
    @chikitanumber1 6 років тому +5

    Can andrew come to Montreal please. i only see Toronto

  •  4 роки тому +1

    Andrew is one of the best comics out there right now!
    Have a friend that does it on her birthdays😏

  • @vivekprasannakumar1826
    @vivekprasannakumar1826 2 роки тому +3

    This guy's needs an award for the best comedian in the world

  • @biyolazaro6046
    @biyolazaro6046 6 років тому +3

    "So if this guy tries to unbuckle me..
    Nooooo!"
    I died..

  • @ishaarai
    @ishaarai 6 років тому +4

    The lady at 1:55 though, I love her laugh in the whole video

  • @peacefuldwellings489
    @peacefuldwellings489 5 років тому +3

    Where has this guy been all my life! Fucking genius! My face hurts from laughing at all these clips

  • @denali7886
    @denali7886 6 років тому +1

    Another W, we need a full special.

  • @jhamumamaSwag
    @jhamumamaSwag 6 років тому +7

    young gerald.

  • @orwelliangunner7256
    @orwelliangunner7256 5 років тому +1

    It’s been like a year I haven’t cried out of laughter you men just made my fucking year !

  • @amberyancy5605
    @amberyancy5605 6 років тому +5

    keep working i appreciate what u do

  • @leoncashmier3066
    @leoncashmier3066 6 років тому +2

    Andrew is literally the funniest comedian I've ever listened to by a long shot and I love all the legends like Bill Hicks and Richard Prior but this guy is just a different kind of funny to me he's freaking priceless

  • @trifectakush
    @trifectakush 6 років тому +12

    I didn't know Andy was so funny 😂

  • @Miasfoodlab
    @Miasfoodlab 6 років тому +2

    How am I so late to find this man😂😂😂😂 I am already so addicted to his videos....

  • @xizor1d
    @xizor1d 6 років тому +93

    Netflix gotta break off some of that 🍞! Give him a half hour show, once a week about life and comedy, with about 15 mintues of Stand up comedy stiched in each episode, for 10 episodes.

    • @Meekmillan
      @Meekmillan 6 років тому +3

      HardworkandDedication that would be A LOT of material to try and come up with in a short period of time. A single 45-60 min special would probably be way more entertaining

    • @xizor1d
      @xizor1d 6 років тому

      Christian Mcmillan not really. Think of it like a Gray V video with a bigger budget and higher production.

    • @AdamSmith-ql3el
      @AdamSmith-ql3el 6 років тому +1

      HardworkandDedication you don’t know shit

    • @xizor1d
      @xizor1d 6 років тому

      Adam Smith what?? How dose that comment even fit in the context of this conversation?

    • @AdamSmith-ql3el
      @AdamSmith-ql3el 6 років тому +1

      HardworkandDedication cause you’re a fucking mook

  • @constructapex2021
    @constructapex2021 2 роки тому

    Back here 4 years later, mans still KILLIN IT

  • @gajendrasinghkanyal3766
    @gajendrasinghkanyal3766 6 років тому +11

    Jeff cavaliere doing comedy now...

  • @sylviajo569
    @sylviajo569 5 років тому

    wow! i hope you get a special on tv soon. I stumbled across a video now i cant stop watching you.

  • @yalanchiswiss2650
    @yalanchiswiss2650 3 роки тому +5

    Finally found a comedian that makes me laugh out loud ! Thank you Andrew !

  • @abhinavsahni2535
    @abhinavsahni2535 4 роки тому

    Man this is way better than the crowd work you're doing right now man!! Try doing more of just jokes like this and test it. You're famous now.

  • @kyoungmin2lee
    @kyoungmin2lee 6 років тому +25

    Andrew is hillarious😂😂😂
    Been watching alot of his stand up lately and his style reminds me alot of Kevin Hart.

    • @ayushisharma162
      @ayushisharma162 6 років тому +4

      Edward Lee he is kinda better than Hart tho.

  • @codylottering3663
    @codylottering3663 4 роки тому

    Ahhh man, i was in tears bro. Love your work man. Netflix get this legend on!!!!

  • @Inspirmentalist
    @Inspirmentalist 6 років тому +5

    yooooooo give this guy his netflix special!!!! lol

  • @_SKDK_
    @_SKDK_ 6 років тому +2

    "Noooooooo!" my ribs! My sides! They hurt so good lmao

  • @trifectakush
    @trifectakush 6 років тому +20

    I felt the same way after skydiving lol

  • @thenineyearoldarmy6070
    @thenineyearoldarmy6070 5 років тому +2

    Saw you on joe Rogan just bought tickets to your show on the 21st

  • @personapersonal7957
    @personapersonal7957 6 років тому +8

    This was great

  • @JustXavier
    @JustXavier 6 років тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 OH MY GOD! I MUST find all of his specials now. I'm up here giggling like a school girl!!!

  • @dr21011
    @dr21011 6 років тому +11

    that was the funniest shit ever

  • @sbk1398
    @sbk1398 6 років тому

    Need so much more material

  • @kingjah6420
    @kingjah6420 6 років тому +3

    Andrew needs a special netflix tighten up

  • @freak.meister
    @freak.meister 5 років тому +1

    took a sip of water right before 4:37 and almost died.

  • @rushiljohar4206
    @rushiljohar4206 6 років тому +10

    Schulz is for real.

  • @Ogkushgod23
    @Ogkushgod23 6 років тому +2

    genius laughed all the way through.keep doing this andrew, they should be coming with them offers soon!!!!!!!!!

  • @tendevone
    @tendevone 6 років тому +14

    Hilarious!!!

  • @tdsdasdas
    @tdsdasdas 6 років тому

    You gotta upload more videos man too funny

  • @AbirZenith
    @AbirZenith 6 років тому +3

    I haven't laughed this much since Dave Chappele

    • @salimalbitar
      @salimalbitar 5 років тому

      Yup

    • @Masquerade08
      @Masquerade08 2 роки тому

      It is not that easy to unbuckle your student. Especially when the harness is under tension. Y-strap makes it pretty much impossible to fall out of the harness.

  • @petekimura5614
    @petekimura5614 5 років тому

    Hilarious dude. Can't get enough

  • @ebkplague
    @ebkplague 6 років тому +21

    Bro wtf? When did g easy start doing comedy?

    • @nadiahassan2030
      @nadiahassan2030 6 років тому +1

      Do you know da wae Honestly thought the same thing😂

  • @borisbrian2565
    @borisbrian2565 4 роки тому +1

    I like his materials more than his roasts

  • @_.13_
    @_.13_ 6 років тому +10

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @thechillspot6503
    @thechillspot6503 6 років тому +2

    I'm laughing out loud to a UA-cam comedy video, most are good, few are this good.

  • @XiAnais-bt9ke
    @XiAnais-bt9ke 6 років тому +4

    Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂