Modiji & The Bhai | Stand-up Comedy by Abijit Ganguly
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- Опубліковано 25 бер 2019
- Stand-up bit about Modi Ji & the one and only Bhai. Performed at Canvas Laugh Club, Mumbai.
For show queries, contact on +91 89286 08556 or drop a mail at abijitganguly@gmail.com
Written & Performed by Abijit Ganguly
Video Production by Myoho Films (www.myohofilms.in)
Production and editing: Karan Asnani
Sound mixing and mastering: Raghvendra Bhattacharya
Location courtesy: Canvas Laugh Club Mumbai
Website Details: www.abijitganguly.in
Twitter Account: / abijitg
Facebook Page: / abijitgangulycomedy
Instagram: / abijitganguly - Комедії
Advance mei sorry, yeh is T-shirt mei aankhri video hai. God Promise.
Ek number bhai 😂😂😂😂
Is t shirt mai aur videos : kalle kalle kalle kalle 😄😄😄
Kalle kalle 😂
Bhai wala part mast tha sabse🤣🤣🤣
Bhagawan ko bhi maar dega ab Bhai !!
Amit Shah wants to invite you for morning walk
Nik 5 , woah!
G mara
Lmao
Amit shah (totla gujju): ye lalka achcha bolta hai, iski sephti ki zimmedari meli hai
😂😂😂😂😂
Ye morning walk wala kya kahani hai bhai
@@BrajeshKumar-cp9ws ha mujhe bhi Jan na h
Comedians are doing the job of journalism and Journalists are doing the job of comedians 🤦🏻♀️😂
Meanwhile me:- BHAI MARO MUJHE MAROO😂
Last me baasi meme padh ke sachme Marne ka man Kar rahe he
Kaha pe au marne
Bhai tu vedio upload karte rehna Hume bhi pata rahega ki tu Abhi tak theek hai.😂😂
😂 😂 😂 Bilkul sahi
Rahman Bhai ki tarah...
😁😂😬
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chinta nahi ye bacha rahega... Akhir Modi ki hi advertisement ho rahi hai... Aur itna liberty to hai hi... Warna pehle k silent PM par kaun joke maarta tha?
The last modiji doing aerobics video killed me mannn !!!!!!😂😂😂😂 The level of confidence this guy have 🔥
He knows he is safe cause pehle Kamra jayega ... haha ... love political jokes ... keep it up bro
Phir varun grover 🤣🤣
After that aisi tesi democracy wale
Bhai aaj bhi vo joke jaan leta h. XD XD XD
Hahaha
Name of that video please ?
U should thank Modiji for giving so much content
It's a STREANH of weed energy..😉
1 number bhai😂😂😂😂
Its 2ab in the square of a plus b dot bracket..
Mohd. Moazzam I’d advise you to give more time on your studies rather than Modi...😂 your English is Horrible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....pretty obvious....72 virgins ke lalach me padai karne me hi vul jate ha ye sab bande 😅....I’m talking about the sentence “u should THANKS modiji sentence...not the STREANH thing....calm down Jihadi johns 😂😂😂
और nirvaan से liya hai weed भी और गंगा kinaare baitke ये joke cracked किया है भाई.. पथा है उसे मोदी से रोटी चलती है bolake 😜😂😂
Andh bhakt bro..STREANH apke modiji ke bol wachan hai...jaa ke dekh internet pe..insan hai ya bhagwaan hai..@@satyakidey1520
So relevant..... Especially today! It hits even harder! And makes you laugh even more
I noticed you didn't mention any names, for why it is relevant. Any specific reason? 😁
@@suneetamrute4304 did I have to mention names? I think the video takes care of that... My comment is pertinent to the topic at hand
@@Mysticworld2707 say it, what's the big deal. The name is mentioned in the title. So everyone is clear about whom you are talking about. I think it just makes the post more clear and self-explanatory, so there is no confusion. You know, say the name, it can be an alias also, anything. Say it 😁
*Kamra,grover and this guy are some of the most courageous comedian.*
*Speaking on political issues needs guts and they have it with them.*
Even Rajeev Nigam... please go through his videos also
sahi baat hai
Makes me feel like freedom of speech is really an alien concept. This is a genuine concern btw, I'm no troll
He is not that fine. Watch Rajeev Nigam once..
I'm big fan of #kunalkamra
This video was sponsor by kunal kamra 😂😂😂😂
Thanks
Everything he said about the elections came true.
1. People who laughed at BJP ended up voting for it.
2. BJP won the elections by a huge margin.
3. Congress ended up being 3rd.
Whatever he was smoking, I want that shit right now.
Lol says the keralite Commie. "99%" literacy rate but not even 20% educated. Did BJP not win by a big margin?
Get some rice bag from some nearby churches.
@@rohitrohan2009 gaumutra ka nasha mat kiya karo
@@rohitrohan2009 Aap bhi thoda prasad le lijiye Badme kam aayega
@@sproutinggroot2690 to teri ma ko piyu kya
I watched This Video 1 Year Ago and disliked it as i thought he spoke wrong about modi ji......i watched it again now...and realised he is right.
Same 🤣🤣🤣
Same pinch
Same bro...jab se godi media ke bare me pataa chala hai gand fat gai hai... instagram me bhi paid meme chal rhe hai.... mere dada dadi ne tho modi ko bhagwan he maanliya hai
@@nautiualsooraj2960 same here bro.
#metoo a Ex-bhakt
BJP will probably win IPL 2019 as well
Edit: Damn 430 likes! That's 420 more than my profile pic
🤣
Even Caribbean premier league 😂
@@shadabhanafi745 lets c
😂😂
Amit shah bowler ka haath kaat rha hai
Bhaiyo video ke end tak wait karo.. Kaat mat dena.. There's a surprise and although it won't disappoint you it might just destroy you. 😂😂😂
xD thanku for telling
🤣🤣🤣🤣u r a saviour
@@markmark-rc3mz lol, triggered bhkt😂
U knw right he doesn't give a shit?!
This is one of the best stand up comedy clips ever!! Evergreen act 😂😂
That 'ghar ka hunhar bacha' wala joke was lit 😂👌
3:12😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*The funniest part of the video was Modiji at the end* 😂😂😂 Just replay the last 10 seconds and see Modiji , you would burst out laughing.
Really 😂😂😂
man seriously... I was laughing like hell.
xxx xxx whats funny abt that? Is yoga n exercise funny to u. Stupid fuck!
@Rohan verneker , this is how you do yoga😛. Roaming and dancing around the tree means yoga...lol
Anaylser Attracter bhai pure dunya me faila rahe hai yoga ModiJi. World yoga day unka idea tha. He done more for yoga than u can imagine.
Desh ki GDP -24 %,
Modi Aerobics krke 'Flexibility' dikha rha😂😂😂
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Aur tu economics me PhD hai na 😂😂😂
Machuda
Source: trust me bro. 😂😂. That's condition of left wingers
Abhijit confidence is impressive 😂👍
each and every educated person know this and feel this situation , how nation is spoiling bad crisis, due to the famers protest in this moment , prime minister anil ambani , modi became the P.A
You don't seem very educated to me just from your grammar
1.5 K Dislikes 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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It Simply Means
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Salman Khan's IT Cell Also Get Activated 😂😂😂😉😂😂😂
DJ Pranit Vinit guar se dekho Bhai it's 2.5 k..... 😂😂😂😂.... I know u n me both disliked.... kahi Amit Shah ne morning walk par bula liya to
@@bhadoria600 Sahi Pakde Ho...😆😆😆😆😆
Sohel & Arbaj with Salman the joke is best at its level
Wooooh!
BJP IT cell wants to know your location..
2:34 he predicted it before everyone else
*Andbhakat Wants to know your location*
@Biswadeep Bardoloi 1 joke on JNU, rest of the video on BJP, doesnt even matter, bhakts don't see ratio of jokes, they see only jokes on them, even if there had been 1 joke on BJP and modiji, that would've been enough.
Rishikesh Roy purana ho gaya bro, kuch naya laa🤣🤣🤣
Na tu apni bata de
@@Sawvage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
अंध तो भक्त ही होते हैं, गुलाम अंध हो ही नहीं सकते हैं क्योंकि वो UPSC से भी कठिन परीक्षा पास करने के बाद गुलाम बनते हैं। 😂
Now a days reality is stand-up comedy
How sad☺️
Now-a-days Stand up comedy is bunch of propaganda.
Exaggerating
Now a day's reality is stand up comedy
Yes therefore rahul gandhi will be 3 rd
03:16.....Kya punch tha bhaiiiiii....subscribe kar diya😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wese to pata tha modiji fans yaha bhi galiya likhenge but last me rahul gandhi ko troll krke public ka anger thanda krdia🔥😂🤟🏻
Na bro jab usne bola Jeet to jaege BJP ....kitna bhi jokes Kar lo isse anger khtam ho gya 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Seems he follows MAMTA DEE DEE LOL😂
Every stand-up comedians are cashing politics talks.
Yes because politics has now become comedy. It's easy to get content.😂😂
Coz we have comedians in politics...
No original content. Bash politicians to cash in...
Comedians are talking sense where as our politicians talk nonsense and shit at the same time ....
"make fun of PM Modi and get instant success'' scheme saare comedians use kar rahe hai🤣🤣🤣
Best Hai, "Yahan abhi bahar election hojaye to BJP hi Jeetey gi". Sab Modi joke par hans rahey hain, lekin vote to Modiji ko hi jayega". Great observation\
Check the news chutiye
Dharm ki aad m 🙄
5:03 third aani hai mujhe lol I'm dying out of laughter 😂😂
In the end Modi Jee wandering like a chowkidar in search of you.. 😂
Now Ab May be 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where is Abhishek upmanyu
King of stand-up comedy
But sad thing I don't know where he is.
Kya bol raha hai bey?
1abhishek
2 Zakir
3 Kenny
Abhisekh upamanyu ki stand up best hai .Content superb hota hai kisi ko hurt kiye bina comedy karta hau
@@dhansukhvaishnav2005 but PTA Ni kyu vo new video upload nahi krta .. waiting for his vedio
Wo kuch din pehle to jaipur me show kr rha tha ! Sayad tk jld hi video dalega
'Mujhe puri taiyaari kar ke 3rd aana hai' was epic😂😂😂😂
Bhai comedians in this country predicted the future...
We want flexibility from our P.M. hence aerobics video 😂😂
What u want from govt. Any suggestion
Yeh Aya fan
Your comedy felt one from our tongue ! Means felt too connected. I enjoyed ! The condition of Bhai in Bollywood & the condition of Modiji in cabinet, well portrayed. Kudos. 😂👍
Bs. He said all stupid things. Half the jokes are not even on true things
Half the jokes like ? Will you please elaborate ?
Sir aap ki political awareness k sath sense of humour ka koi jawab nhi🤗
बुलेट ट्रेन आ रही है जापान से
सरदार पटेल की मूर्ति आयी चाइना से
राफेल आया है फ्रांस से
और भारत वाले पकोड़े बेचेंगे ।
आप Chronology तो समझिए
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Are to mere bhai kaha se layega bullet train or rafale aasman se laye kya
Umeed Kare ki àayega aise 70saale se nhi dekhe hai
Sukar karo aa to Raha hai...
Nothing is done in 70 years
Par kisko he chahiye thi wo murti??
Now he get promotion in kill list of BOLLYWOOD
salman khan & kapil Sharma fans searching you😆😆😆
Who are laughing like a mad while watching the video of modi at the end of this video🤣🤣😂😂
I'm a MODI supporter and that part was lit🔥🔥
Katwa jalta hai
Mohit Saraff me 😂🤣
Kosis kiye ho hsane ki..but nakamyab.good
I also make funny video
please support my channel
Abijit Ganguly... awesome yrr..
Content which you choose is awesome.
Keep up bro.
U raised the name of Bongs
U are Sourav Ganguly of Comedy Industry
All the best Bro
More than Modiji fans, you will get abuses from Salman khan fans 😂😂😂🤣
Right q Salman khan ko judge kerraha h ye bhai 😠😠😡
@@jerichoohoo5237 Itne case hain tere Salman bhai pe
@@markmark-rc3mz ✌️✌️
@@piyushmahajan5080 to jail karwa de tu😂
loved it💜💜💜 specially the ending..with modi ji😂😂
Ji ...?? wo uske liye
@@abdeviliers6976 death threats and rape threats se bachna hai Ji to lagna hoga na.
This guy is the most obsessed person with Modi ji. Mamta is the purest form for this guy.
Bhaiya ke sath jayengey 🤣🤣 2:40
Kya baat krre ho?
Employment issue solve Kiya toh hai!
Term khtm hone se pehle sabko Chowkidaar bnva diya!!😂😂
Sabko nhi bro sirf bhakton ko..
@@saurabhmeshram4388 right!
😂😂😂
SAHI BOLA THA BOSS
Tu Pakistan jaa
Watch this video wearing Waah modiji Waah T-shirt 😛
Same here
Modi Modi
Yes Papa
Any Development?
No Papa
Farmers Happy?
No Papa
Women Safe?
No Papa
Job Creation?
No Papa
Only Jumla?
Ha Ha Ha
Wah Modiji Wah🤣🤣🤣
Amazing
😂😂😂
Deepak Joshi
Andh Bhakt spotted 🤢
Schemes only for display.
Deepak Joshi
Are bhai AAP to emotional ho gae.
I don't support any political party. They all r shit. Playing with our mind and emotion.
@@zushin8781 Ok sorry Puppu wale statement k liye! 🙏 I support 'bhagwa' I'm a member of 'Bajrang dal'! Hope you won't panic after reading this! 💪💪 14th feb ko koi 😘😘😍😍 krta dikhe to niche diye no. Pr smpark kren..
9974288219
#Jai bajrang dal jai bhagwa..
New Name added into the Hit list after Kunal Kamra and Varun Grover 🔥
Milenga usko jald ek din toafa👍🙏
Listen to amit tandon too 😂😂
@@krisshnakumar5082 aa gye bjp it cell wale😂😂
@@gouravsingh6446 Congress ke IT cell kum nahi hai👍🙏
@@krisshnakumar5082 na bhai m na congress wala hu na bjp na owaisi wala... m wo graduated unemployed banda hu jo tum jese andho ke khilaf h jinhe hindu muslim m maza aata h.. maybe u r a rich guy that's why u cant even seeing the harsh reality of this country.. we want that kind of prime minister.. jo man ki bat biwi se or kam ki bat janta se karen.. baki mujhe pata h ankh ke andhe bhi ye dekh lenge.. pr aap jese akal ke andhe nhi🙏🖕
I m a hardcore supporter of bjp..even though I laughed alot on your jokes..
Not onlt laugh.....think also logically
And they say we are intolerant. Ab ek baar Mohammad ya Quran pe bhi joke bana ke dekhlo. 😂
@@xzy198 sir that's my way of thinking and I Don't think u wud have any problems from that..
After seeing your comment it seems that we have a hope for our country 😍
Open your eyes as well then
Kitni curiosity badhayenge maalik...kr dijiye upload
kal se wait kr rha
I also make funny video
please support my channel
the most fun part of the video is comments 👌🔥
Don't know about you, but that video of Modi in the end was plain dystopian. He literally has no clue what is happening in the country!
You are also Politically opinionated......😂😂
Wish this one is not his last stand up😂
Bhai ne Salman aur Modi "ji" dono Ko lapeta h iss Baar😂
This Hits a lot hard after 2 years😂😂😂
Bhai got cheated
Those people in front of him laughing also voted MODI 😂 😂
'Modi ji' jail janna hai kya gandu ??
Patanhi log itne bewakof ho sakte hain kya jiki majak udate hain ...usko vote thodi denge ...matlb joker kon vote deta yar
@@aradhyanayak5280 esa kuch ni hai
Kyuki jeeta to modi hi
Jali na jali na 😂😂😂😂😂
NAUTIYAL 123 😂😂😂😂 ji nhi jalti kyun ki evm se jitne se kesa jalna wo to hume pata tha modi hi jitega .......jalta to bhakton ki he.... bhai ki baton se.....😂😂😂😂
NAUTIYAL 123 yehi vdo dekho 4.45 dekho edam sehi bola he bhai ne ....
It's funny to see that now everyone is talking about Modi without hesitation 😂🤣
@anju purohit . Dude which language is it ???.
@@anjupurohit1951 Are you having a stroke? Or is this your mental capacity working at its best?
@@anjupurohit1951 is this English? Reporting your comment.
I love Salman but I love the jokes you cracked on him. It was at another level.👍
Carry ka roast song suno salman par bahut accha banaya hai.
Deep down you also feels that
Man he is so good
Modiji is Salman khan of politics. Koi v mare.. kitna v mare.. Par jail se choot hi jate hai.. Gujrat aur footpath ka fark hai bas..
2:26 modi ji dosent like the color of the old notes
sri lanka ordered 100000 evm machines upon good performance in indian Elections. only problem was BJP won in sri lanka as well
Murtaza Kandil yeah and it will repeat in india
If u need burnol
Chutiye
Lollllll
😂😂😂😂😂lol
Now Trump decided to order those evms for next USA presidential elections...
But there's fear that BJP gets into power there..
6.6k bhakts of Modi and bhai😂😂😂😂
Pappu ji lover spotted ^^
Pappu mutra drinker and chatu spotted
Janta ko kya chahiye apne PM se: flexibility.. 😂😂😂😂
Resignation
@@ferozshaik3487 Allah se maag le
I love your show 😂😂😂😂 hope you rise high in making ppl laugh 😆
Superb yaar 👍🤣🤣🤣
Basically what is he saying: Modiji ke naam pe dedo re baba.😆😆
Sahi bola bhai
No,
Basically you are saying that
@@vkumar2657 🤣🤣 I can understand your " जलन " bro...,😆😆
@@deepakpatil1739
You cant understand bro
For that you should have visited kishan march ..
www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46396118
For that you should have studied about manual scavengers
( SINCE JANUARY 1, 2017, one person has died every five days, on an average, while cleaning sewers and septic tanks across the country, according to numbers collated by the National Commission for Safai Karamcharis (NCSK) )
indianexpress.com/article/india/official-data-shows-one-manual-scavenging-death-every-five-days-5361531/
As a result
Now 111 tamil nadu farmers are fighting elctions against modi in varansi ...
They are the same who drunk urine during protest for farmers demands ...
I wish you could have understood
Their जलन .
Meri जलन samjhne se pahle aapko
Unki जलन samjhne ki kam se kam
Koshish to karni hi chahiye ....
Their conditions were really bad already in upa rule
But now they have come at their worst ...
Farmers and underprivileged
don't even lie in acknowledgement of people ...
Aisa samay aa chuka hai ki desh ki sabse badi party apne speeches me sirf
Pakistan
Balakot
Nationalism
Congress
Hindu muslim
Me simat kar rah gyi hai ...
Even all the other parties have started talking about the same topics ...
More children under the age of five die in India than anywhere else in the world. A recent estimate puts this figure at over 1.5 million children a year-over 4,500 child deaths a day
indianexpress.com/article/opinion/columns/starvation-deaths-in-india-global-hunder-index-unicef-poverty-national-health-mission-5276194/
In spite of all these things
Nationalism , hindutva ,
Pakistan and balakot
Are the main topics on which voting will be done ...
@@vkumar2657 hey I know about all that buddy. Unfortunately these problems were there in UPA s period also and at large scale , and every party or government has it's merits and demerits. all we can do is choose one with the less demerits coz this is what we call democracy. All that I'm saying is yes problems are there they need to be solve but which govt will solve it efficiently just ask yourself buddy. do you think Rahul Gandhi can sort out all this things ? And your talking about speeches ,,, Congress appointed arshi Khan as vise president of Mumbai Congress . This the same arshi Khan who supports Pakistan and tattoos herself with Pakistani flag , i mean that kinda people gonna save our farmers..? Seriously..? And what about nepotism..? Maa, baap ,beta , chacha , bhatija, damad, beti , whole Congress and other parties are filled with that bro. And still I'm saying I'm not any parties supporter but also I'm not blind buddy , yeah our pm is unsuccessful at some aspects but dude we should also see his successful plans and policies.
Loved this show
Dude the way u make me laugh no other stand up comedian can 🤣🤣 pls jldi post kiya kro content
bhai modiji ke naam par tera career ban gaya highest viewed viedeo of your channel 👏👏👏👏👏
क्युकी अंग्रेझो की चाटणे वालो को कोई याद नहि रखता (exept RSS वाले ) पर जो अंग्रेज के खिलाफ लढे है वह हार किसी के दिल मै है (exept RSS वाले)
Coming from a guy from Mamta Banarjee state. 😂😂
Haha...u cannot even do this. Shame to u
Momta didi bolo bhai 😂 "jail thodi jana hai gandu''
Sourav Tripathy Sahi bat
Bongs
ତ୍ରିପାଠୀ ଭାଇ
Last scene was epic Modi 🤣🤣🤣
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Keep making videos for making us ensure that you're alive 😂😂
Relevant even today in August 2020
Bro you are just awesome...😂😂
Video was incomplete without the last 10 sec 🤣
Even i m modi supporter but i enjoyed a lot , especially that amit shah wala part😂😂😂
This guy was ahead of the curve 🙌👍
Everything aside, Loved how he took the initiative on talking about a topic like this!
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Love ur stand-up comedy 💕
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😂😂😂😂😂has has ke...lot pot ho Gaye sare gharwale...TV pe video chalaya... 😂😂
Truly amazing bhai..may god save you man..
best kid in that house is Bhai.. :D Rofl
Bahut badia maja aa gaya jo hum ni bol pa rhe vo tumane bol diya 😁😁😁😁😂😂tum death threats lo hum maje lete he ho ho ho 😂😂😂😂
Superb abhijit..i love ur stand up comedy..keep it up
Too good bro.
Bhai Superb👌 The Best part is "3rd ana hai" 😂😂
@mahesh deshmukh why just go get a life man have you lost your mind just because koi Muslim h to wo terrorist ho gya gyatiya soch ke log apni soch ko bdlo smjhe
This is next level 🔥😂
It better to see this guy comedy then stressful news channels 😂😂😂😂🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
1:37 watching with petrol price 80 rs/litre
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It's 83.76 now
@@avinash9225 97
Century mara bhai apna petrol century mara 😂😂
It's 110 now
Amazing .. The Sarcastic Comedy king😜❤️
The best part is he actually put Modiji's aerobics video.😆
😂😂😂
That’s yoga bitch ...
My mind was so into the comedy so it could not recognize the difference. Thank you for pointing out, bitch!@@tiaraSisodiaa
What's Best funny part in this Video ..Modi ji ka yoga 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isse kehte hai asli soldier 👍 brave fellow, this ganguly guy!
always high on Weed Energy-PM😋
And the drug dealer is Owaisi
@@MathhackAssam take a chill pill bro😉
Bhai Ruppe has emerged as the strongest currency in Asia in past few weeks after depreciating against the US dollar for so many days. The main reason behind the depreciation was the hike in the interest rates by the US federal bank. At least news to sahi diya karo in padhe likhe gawaron ke samne
Rbi ka governor hamare bich!! Welcome sirji!
@@TheAmitkumar2010 RBI ka governor nai hoon bhai 😂 ... Ek jagrug nagrig hoon jo thoda bahut akhbaar / newspaper padhta hai .... Padha karo aap bhi thoda bahut gyan mil jayega 4 5 rupay mein
Osadharon laglo. . .ami bengali tey likhlam amr cmnt ta karon tmr name title dekhe amr tmk bangali boley mne holo.khub vlo mto diyecho.open stage e dariye eai person gulor against e bolar jnno sotti buker pata darkar.seta tmr moddhe a6e.amr to osadharn laglo tmr stnd up cmdy.keep it up brother
Legit lit, you are great bruh