80s'bby They're like Wrestling fans in a way, they say they hate a certain wrestler, but keep talking about him, even going on to videos about to him to say how much they hate him
Yellow Scar Lightning Scream I don't like him either, but I don't talk about him as obsessively as I've seen other wrestling fans do. Regardless of what they think of him
I'm sure about the former. Well seems I'm sure about a lot of things, so here's one last offer, one last deal before the offerings and dealings will cease to exist. Turn your weapons into plowshares. NOW. And perhaps this will ease the war in everyone of you, the so called apocalypse, but I doubt it. The real world war is about to happen, and it is not what you are expecting. And yes, after some time, well as a matter of fact time won't be that important in the future anymore, and nevertheless or better because of this everything is going to be fine. Some food for thoughts until then, ok. How do you like cancer? Did it work out? Did you "heal" it? No? Hm.
Fun fact: Einstein never actually said that. The quote is taken from a book by Frederick S. Perls, who attributed it to an unnamed astronomer, and repeated in a book by Robert Byrne, who did atribute it to Einstein. Einstein himself never actually believed in an infinite universe. The part about human stupidity is definitely true and relevant, though.
Collusion is a crime. It's called "conspiracy". It's a fundamental legal principle that a word given to describe an act doesn't matter; what matters is the act. So it doesn't matter what word is used for an act; what matters is whether the _act_ is a crime. To help you understand: "mugging" isn't a word found in the statutes, but the _act_ of mugging is a crime, called "robbery" in the statutes. The argument that collusion isn't a crime because the word "collusion" isn't used in the statutes is utterly ridiculous.
@Never Trust: Stop throwing a tantrum. What are you, an infant? *I'm wondering what you have least of, functional teeth or years in school?* Feel free to reply using full sentences. Best regards
I apologize, you seem very "stable", buddy. Taxes (HooRay, you do know they are mandatory?), Children (ANYONE can have children...) and a Job (at Amazon or Walmart....). That does not make you seem less of a petulent child in this discussion. And remind me again of the child rapes? Ah, yes, your "Fathers" and "Pastors"... And of course the occasional Congressman.... Great stuff. So not only are you ill-informed, you are actually in denial about the provable crimes of your own ideological brethren. Turn off the screen and go hug your children instead of spouting unhinged illiterate garbage. *This is how I picture you: **_GrrMAGA'Murica!_** [whilst drooling]...*
He fucked up that Sanford line on so many levels: 1) it's FLAMENCO not FLAMINGO 2) FLAMENCO is rooted in Spain 3) Argentina is known for TANGO, thought it's mostly performed in the Tallahassee Trail region of Argentina.
+Jay Zenitram Donald Trump is the greatest President of all-time!! Because of him, I am going to apply for a passport so I can go to Argentina and visit the Tallahassee Trail! (who knows, maybe I'll get lucky while I'm on it!)
Isn't exile just like getting away with it, though? Unless you somehow made them exiles from every society on Earth, so they had to go play Lord of the Flies on some scrubby island with nothing but turtles and cactus on it-I'd be fine with that outcome.
John Meeder Whatever makes you feel better. We can create this fantasy world world where all recent Democrats(and Bush for some reason) are guilty of something instead of Trump and his campaign. There will be flying reindeer and bottles of beer that never empty too.
Yesita VegaAndreu... But when is Trump going to have to "Tango" with the Flamingos? I mean, since he's giving that much song and dance, you'd expect something before the finale... 😕
That"s not liking him, his babes like the money, even if it is for abortion he is funding. I'm not surprised porn stars let him touch them, they get paid for it. I wonder how much he is paying #3 to keep her in place.
Topher S: It's more important that the rest of Americans don't escape reality. They are the majority. Nov. Register & vote for the blue wave that will end this farce!
Jazzy if you love people who spread hate, then you needn’t be amongst humans who want to live happily with others. You should live with Alex Jones and his hate crew and hate on each other.
+Iamsteezze It's okay, the scary actor won't hurt you anymore. You can finally stop hating him. He's banned off of your favorite platforms. Enjoy the bubble until they ban you over vague accusations next.
Where did CNN found 7 people that are against T-Rump in USA ... must be fake news .... oh wait just go outside and throw a stick , you have 9:1 odds to hit a non T-Rump supporter .
latino for Trump free speech? So the government made a law against Alex Jones? Oh. No. Free speech remains intact. You’re batting like an 8 right now for the season.
Idris ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ The fact that they made an Oregon Trail parody with Spanky is hilarious. And can you imagine the game killing off the rest of his family and it doesn't affect him in the slightest?
Lord Byron - notice that they're mainly women, just so they can be seen cheering at his patronising crap on how "the women" love him. It's so bloody staged it's pitiful.
I have the worst feeling that when he said ' we won the women...' he's talking about the Eastern European models locked in a shipping container that Putin put up against Eric if Donnie could get through election night without snorting coke off his fist on camera.
If this Space Force actually came to pass you ought to worry as if you remember at the beginning of his presidency where he , General Flynn and that dodgy Blackwater guy (Betsy DeVos's brother) were planning for an overarching private security force that was under the sole command of the president. His incompetence even then meant it was only considered for a moment by the press as it would obviously take quite some time to set up and Trump doesn't have the discipline. I remember because it terrified me. I imagine this is where this Space Force talk is coming from. Maybe y'all should take a look at that before he unleashes them on the rest of us?
Trump supporters were clueless to begin with. They don't know what's going on. They weren't paying attention. With Trump, they can continue their ignorance and they believe completely what Trump says. They don't have to keep informed for themselves. Trump tells them what to think.
Lot of stupid, clueless people out there. That's why I believe there should be an iq limit to vote. Seriously. If you don't hit a certain iq you can't vote.
In my time on earth I’ve never seen someone lie so hard about things then turn around and admit he’s done what he was lying about. Mueller is coming for him.
well you got what was voted for.......didn't need to be a rocket scientist to know what he was and still is......he is going to run the economy of the us into a recession and it may be closer than most think - and that is not from the fake news......I feel bad because many hardworking people will probably be 30 years trying to recover from the damage he has done to their markets that he keeps tearing apart.......think about this - you spend 1/2 a million to make another 1 million in debt while trying to feed your family and that is something that was far from your control ......feel sorry for the farmers who feed the world and the longer it goes on, the more damage he is doing to everyone who works and pay taxes....
He is so ignorant. But that isn’t the worst of it. He won’t invest any time in working to educate himself. Perhaps if he begins to act presidential, Lebron James will let him enroll in his school to learn about American geography, history, government (with special emphasis on the Constitution),reading and spelling. Perhaps trump can think it over as he drives his golf cart along the Tallahassee trail. 🤣
Sorry, it is most definitely Illegal-- §30121. Contributions and donations by foreign nationals (a) Prohibition It shall be unlawful for- (1) a foreign national, directly or indirectly, to make- (A) a contribution or donation of money or other thing of value, or to make an express or implied promise to make a contribution or donation, in connection with a Federal, State, or local election; (B) a contribution or donation to a committee of a political party; or (C) an expenditure, independent expenditure, or disbursement for an electioneering communication (within the meaning of section 30104(f)(3) of this title); or (2) a person to solicit, accept, or receive a contribution or donation described in subparagraph (A) or (B) of paragraph (1) from a foreign national
Indira Gutierrez I’m curious, what is the source for this? Or the actual title of the document? Also dirt on an opponent qualifies as “something of value”
Cameron Mitchell From 52 U.S. Code § 30121 While I would love any legal reason to get Trump out of there, based on current knowledge, there isn't anything Trump or his campaign has proven to have done that would violate this US Code.
Yes... Except that Trump himself is a Foreign National. He renounced his Citizenship a long time ago, to avoid High Taxes and Gain Foreign Loopholes in Funding/Contracts/Grants... His Empire is an International Maritime Empire. Independent and a Member of the European Union. That's why his wife had to go through the citizenship process without her marriage being a basis, because Trump isn't a Citizen. - TPO
Jeff II hmmmm I think the prosecution will go with “something of value” as dirt on Hilary. I’m not claiming to be a legal expert, but they might be citing a different legal code. This one seems just to deal with financing from foreign entities. I’d be curious to see if there is another one that might have sturdier ground. But In my opinion there not gonna get him for collusion. It’s gonna be for tax fraud
Dark Days Who are you and what are you talking about? I don't recall defending anybody, or stating a lie... Perhaps you are confused? I would hate to think that you would Purposely Slander and Defame me... If so, then please be advised that Donald in point of Fact, entered into the Scotland Court Record, as a "Representative of The People" in regard to his Golfcourse Blunder. This Court Entry was Accepted into the Record. As such, he is in Fact, a Citizen of the European Union. Further, his Stolen Heraldry is Sealed by the Russian Double Headed Creature (falsely called an eagle) Binding him to Russia. Now... Please go do some Real Research, before you Waste My Time any further with your Clear Ignorance. Thank You - TPO
How can someone judge someone for going out on his wife on a trail trip while having had at least 2 confirmed paid off affairs with porn stars? By his own logic he should be out of office. lol
We're living through an extraordinary time in U.S. history, folks. I love Seth because he facilitates laughing about it, but he also keeps our focus on it.
I made a tremendous deal with the Martians. Their great and wonderful leader, Marvin, who is very strong and powerful, has promised to stop attempting to blow up the earth so he can see Venus better. Anyone who was able to take over a situation like Marvin, a very tough situation with Bugs Bunny, and is able to run it tough. Mars is no longer an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator threat. My uncle, who was a great professor, knew about Illudium Q-36, and I used to talk to him about it all the time.
You know, guys, that if Trump was a cartoon character . . . but, wait! He actually IS a living, breathing cartoon character, orange face and all. However, even cartoons are more intelligent than he is. Send Trump to be the first colonist on Mars. It would not matter if he lives or dies.
Housequake B cheers from Canada somebody should do is hoarder from florists only we can do that here in Canada I'm so hoping you can do it there in the states order hundred or thousand flamingos to be placed upon the Lawns around the White House he wakes up he's been invaded
Cassie Dolis... If I put a piece of bread on dirt and a piece of bread on him, I'd eat the cleaner one from the dirt... You can't trust him as far as you can spit, and you being a real lady, that says much!
zislec seriously, it looks worse then usual. 1: swollen 2: sweaty 3: not the right color (even for him) I thought it was my phone. He's got to be sick. I'd bet my house on it. He won't last eight years.
Dudes.. he is melting, he needs to get back go the chocolate factory, I heard oompa loompas can't survive without their cocoa, and dancing that if they don't get both they turn into an idiotic guy with an ego bigger than the iceberg that sank the titanic
Melania would be saying that these martians really like you Donald, you should really move there, as far away as possible and you'll even find a free Tesla roadster up there.
When we show footage of Trump to kids 30 years from now, they’re bound to think he was an impersonator making fun of the actual president.UNBELIEVABLE !!!
The most shocking thing is that he doesn't know what the Appalachian Trail is. How does anyone his age or even half his age who has lived in this country all their life not know that.
+Thebe Bashaleebee Have you not been paying attention? Trump does not read, and knowledge and education are not Trump's thing, either. Trump revels in ignorance. It truly is bliss for him to be perpetually stupid.
John Stables... We out from the human rights organization, we out from treaties, we out of hope here in America... So, "What makes it Illegal?" said the lawyer
“Im not your doctor mr president but I’d recommend you watch less of them” lmfaoooo listen to how distressed he sounds. Spiraling. Manic. Self-implode already!!!!!
I can tell Seth is getting worn down by Trump's constant idiocy. I can't imagine how much it must suck, having to dissect the never-ending stream of garbage that pours out of the Whitehouse every day. Stay strong Seth! Stay strong American neighbours!
Donald, Step down from being president, and devote the rest of your time with being commander and the chief Space Cadet of your brand new Space Force. Just jump in a shuttle and head out, build a gold course on Mars. If you build it, we will come, Eventually. Just grab a coke and wait, we promise we won't be long. 🚀 and don't worry about taking too many rations with you, We will bring up all the food you could possibly want when we come.... Promise 😜.
we will make sure you have extra "special sauce" on that healthy big mac you eat 3 times a week per your uhhhh, "Dr." Ronny Jackson.................#Degreefromcrackerjackbox
Shitstirrer I still wanna see the flamingo dancers. I wanna see how they work those castanets. I think they import them from either Spain or Florida...some place Hispanic. anyway. Do you think there are any women who like this guy? Because none of the women I’ve talked to say that! Do you think that tanning bed will give him melanoma?
Essefex Oh my gosh! I forgot about them. There really WERE flamingo dancers. 45 is about my age so he must have seen the original like I did... so that’s what he’s remembering.
Don't forget Seth, Trump will stand on the White House lawn and yell at those kids to "Get off my lawn!" Then the secret service will say, "Mister President, it's the Easter egg hunt."
Prosecuting attorneys love it when the criminals voluntarily provide evidence in a case by tweeting their confessions. All that's left is compiling the evidence and attaching associated legal arguments.
Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights... X-Man (Ridley's) Emperor, Assimilates EvilHeart... But because he always wanted a golf course there, for everyone that can play better than him...
0:40 Him and his supporters are just alike. They don't watch CNN, "Fake News" but you can catch them in every CNN comment section
80s'bby They're like Wrestling fans in a way, they say they hate a certain wrestler, but keep talking about him, even going on to videos about to him to say how much they hate him
80s'bby They're obsessed, including him
WeAreTexans #RedNation i am sure you are talking about Roman Reigns. And yes he sucks
Yellow Scar Lightning Scream I don't like him either, but I don't talk about him as obsessively as I've seen other wrestling fans do. Regardless of what they think of him
That's true
Good job. The sooner that rotten family and their cronies are locked up the better.
*_"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein_*
Oh , Yeah !!!
I'm sure about the former.
Well seems I'm sure about a lot of things, so here's one last offer, one last deal before the offerings and dealings will cease to exist.
Turn your weapons into plowshares. NOW.
And perhaps this will ease the war in everyone of you, the so called apocalypse, but I doubt it.
The real world war is about to happen, and it is not what you are expecting.
And yes, after some time, well as a matter of fact time won't be that important in the future anymore, and nevertheless or better because of this everything is going to be fine.
Some food for thoughts until then, ok. How do you like cancer? Did it work out? Did you "heal" it? No? Hm.
Fun fact: Einstein never actually said that. The quote is taken from a book by Frederick S. Perls, who attributed it to an unnamed astronomer, and repeated in a book by Robert Byrne, who did atribute it to Einstein.
Einstein himself never actually believed in an infinite universe.
The part about human stupidity is definitely true and relevant, though.
If Einstein doesn't what it , i'll take it !!! lol.
Someone's been playing No Man's Sky... ;)
Collusion is not a crime.
Treason is, though..
Collusion is a crime. It's called "conspiracy".
It's a fundamental legal principle that a word given to describe an act doesn't matter; what matters is the act.
So it doesn't matter what word is used for an act; what matters is whether the _act_ is a crime. To help you understand: "mugging" isn't a word found in the statutes, but the _act_ of mugging is a crime, called "robbery" in the statutes.
The argument that collusion isn't a crime because the word "collusion" isn't used in the statutes is utterly ridiculous.
Collusion could actually mean a number of illegal activities. Aiding and abetting for example.
@Never Trust:
Stop throwing a tantrum. What are you, an infant?
*I'm wondering what you have least of, functional teeth or years in school?*
Feel free to reply using full sentences.
Best regards
NEVER TRUST A COMMUNIST what a sad individual. I will pray to Abraxxas for the wellbeing of your soul.
I apologize, you seem very "stable", buddy.
Taxes (HooRay, you do know they are mandatory?), Children (ANYONE can have children...) and a Job (at Amazon or Walmart....).
That does not make you seem less of a petulent child in this discussion.
And remind me again of the child rapes? Ah, yes, your "Fathers" and "Pastors"... And of course the occasional Congressman.... Great stuff.
So not only are you ill-informed, you are actually in denial about the provable crimes of your own ideological brethren.
Turn off the screen and go hug your children instead of spouting unhinged illiterate garbage.
*This is how I picture you: **_GrrMAGA'Murica!_** [whilst drooling]...*
He fucked up that Sanford line on so many levels:
1) it's FLAMENCO not FLAMINGO
2) FLAMENCO is rooted in Spain
3) Argentina is known for TANGO, thought it's mostly performed in the Tallahassee Trail region of Argentina.
And Spain got it from illegal immigrant drifters known as Romas. Same people that invented the guitar.
Carewolf Gypsies right?
Eli Anderson - yes.
+Jay Zenitram
Donald Trump is the greatest President of all-time!! Because of him, I am going to apply for a passport so I can go to Argentina and visit the Tallahassee Trail! (who knows, maybe I'll get lucky while I'm on it!)
Eli: Yes, though Gypsy is considered racial slur these days, so I would recommend using the term Roma.
Gates: Guilty!
Manafort: Guilty!
trump: Guilty!
They're all guilty. Enough already. Lock them all up.
Dorian sapiens don't forget to throw away the key cheers from Canada
Better than locking them up: exile. There have to be consequences to the subversion of our democratic processes.
Obama guilty ... Hillary. Guilty...bush guilty...lock them up
Isn't exile just like getting away with it, though? Unless you somehow made them exiles from every society on Earth, so they had to go play Lord of the Flies on some scrubby island with nothing but turtles and cactus on it-I'd be fine with that outcome.
John Meeder Whatever makes you feel better. We can create this fantasy world world where all recent Democrats(and Bush for some reason) are guilty of something instead of Trump and his campaign. There will be flying reindeer and bottles of beer that never empty too.
The Tallahassee Trail cuts right past the Bowling Green Massacre Memorial, bless their sweet lost souls. We hardly knew you
+dafttool - And it's the only man-made object that can be seen by the SpaceForce
#neverforget
Haha
That is really funny and may Flamingo dancers do a pirouette on kellyanne Conway's head while overlooking the Bowling Green Memorial
dafttool They hardly existed.
Flamenco is what is danced in Spain. Tango in Argentina.
Yesita VegaAndreu Flamingo would be neither, it is a bird
Which just adds to how incredibly embarrassing this all is 😫
Yesita VegaAndreu... But when is Trump going to have to "Tango" with the Flamingos? I mean, since he's giving that much song and dance, you'd expect something before the finale... 😕
Dancing Flamingos on the Tallahassee Trail?
Yesita VegaAndreu Shh...don’t tell Trump that! It’s entertaining watching him misspeak.
If collusion isn't a crime when trump does it, why is it a crime when hillary does it?
avery neal Because it's Hillary.
This is no time for common sense 🙂
avery Neal...
What is this logic you speak of?
I blame Obama.
It makes total sense if you don’t think about it.
Melania probably said "the women really like you," because of all the affairs.
Dee Lish She probably said it hoping he'd divorce her🙄
Dee Lish you pretty 😢
That"s not liking him, his babes like the money, even if it is for abortion he is funding. I'm not surprised porn stars let him touch them, they get paid for it. I wonder how much he is paying #3 to keep her in place.
+Sonsarae ronnow
Clearly not enough, looking at her body language in photos.
Sonsarae ronnow don't disparage adult film actress/actors. Also, Melania made her choice, didn't he help her become a U.S. citizen?...
Apparently, Spanky saw Mars Attacks and thought it was a documentary.
Eva Luna - LOL. That's funny! And believable!
Eva Luna Hahahaha
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Wolfram Stahl unfortunately for us all Trump supporters have completely escaped from reality.
Topher S: It's more important that the rest of Americans don't escape reality. They are the majority. Nov. Register & vote for the blue wave that will end this farce!
Open your eyes look up to the sky and see.... Best karaoke song ever. Thanks I needed to smile...
Trump's just a little silhouette-oh of a man. Scaramooch, Scaramooch, can you do the flamingo? (Edited last word due to popular request.)
Open your eyes.
Look up to the sky and seeeeeeeeee
collusion isnt a crime.... unless hillary clinton does it... get with the game guys
That's the Republican way
Kelly Mcgrath lol😄
Everything is a crime when Hillary does it.
Tell Trump that Hillary breathes out CO2 and suddenly global warming will no longer be a hoax.
Can somebody explain that logic?
I mean he blatantly wrote " collusion is not a crime except for hillary" for my logic, its absurd.
rachadian hadiwibowo therein lies your problem. You're searching for sense in such a sense vacuum that Trump might send the space force to invade it.
Why is he so greasy? Is he sweating gravy? 🤢
Idaho Tricia yeah he makes his own because he's too cheap to get it with his bucket of KFC
sweating pizza grease
I just want to celebrate the fact that Alex Jones is no more on Facebook, UA-cam and anywhere. If you see anything about him, report it to UA-cam
Hurrah
Iamsteezze - yeah, best news I've heard in a while. That idiot is totally out of control.
+Iamsteezze I'm surprised you don't feel angry at all that UA-cam thinks you're too sensitive to view Alex Jones content
Jazzy if you love people who spread hate, then you needn’t be amongst humans who want to live happily with others. You should live with Alex Jones and his hate crew and hate on each other.
+Iamsteezze It's okay, the scary actor won't hurt you anymore. You can finally stop hating him. He's banned off of your favorite platforms. Enjoy the bubble until they ban you over vague accusations next.
When Fox and Friends interrupts your hysterical ranting by saying "I'm not your doctor, Mr. President" padded cell time.
You know you done messed up when your legal defenses are
“Screw the orphans” and
“How would it be illegal?”
Artemis Wolf .
And don't forget "can I pardon myself?"
@Terncote well, now he wants to keep them in detention indefinitely.. so there may be time.
Another notch on the wall; that makes 563.
Stay strong my fellow Americans.
Where did CNN found 7 people that are against T-Rump in USA ... must be fake news .... oh wait just go outside and throw a stick , you have 9:1 odds to hit a non T-Rump supporter .
Wtf is a flamingo dancer?
Ffs he's in his 70's and this is the best he can do. Oh, lordy. Come on November.
I'm with you: #staystrong.
Trump is the 21st century Commander McBragg....
what do you mean? only 563 days since inauguration? I thought you were referring to his lies, but I guess that number is over 4200.
“The women really like you!”
Melania doesn’t even want your hand in walks.
+Napoleon I Bonaparte
Yeah, but that's only because spray tan is so hard to wash off your hands, not to mention her expensive designer dresses!
The 'chasing ambulance which turns out to be an ice cream truck' is quite underrated 😂
flamenco = Spain
tango = Argentina
flamingo = BIRD!
elfdrow do flash cards and post to Trump😂😂
Lol! Love this explanation, I hope trump can get it right for once.
LOL
Alex Jones is off UA-cam and the Trumpenburg is on the nose dive. It's been a good week.
And Gates is singing like a Canary!
"oh the Sean-Hannity!"
Hurr Durr you don't support free speech?? Yupp I knew liberals were The Crazy Ones not the conservatives
Hurr Durr and no he's not he gots a back up 😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
latino for Trump free speech? So the government made a law against Alex Jones? Oh. No. Free speech remains intact. You’re batting like an 8 right now for the season.
Thank you, Seth. You help me deal with all the garbage.
In reality he lose the martians by 12 points
The only "Martian" is Matt Damon, and there ain't no way in hell he voted for tRump.
lol leave Mars alone.
We've got enough issues over here.
I wonder how many potatoes Matt Damon could grow with all of Trump's BS.
Mars is a planet inhabited by robots, and we know how robots are with Donald Trump
Lost the Martian vote? I think we found those 3 million illegal aliens.
"Your only supplies are a private jet and a bucket of KFC--- oh, you have dementia."
The Tallahassee Trail sums him up real good. lmao
Idris ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ The fact that they made an Oregon Trail parody with Spanky is hilarious.
And can you imagine the game killing off the rest of his family and it doesn't affect him in the slightest?
+Insignificant360 - "Eric dies from diptheria"
Douglas Davis "Father, NOOO!"
Are those people behind Trump programmed to smile, laugh and clap whenever he opens his mouth ?
Lord Byron - notice that they're mainly women, just so they can be seen cheering at his patronising crap on how "the women" love him. It's so bloody staged it's pitiful.
they're paid
Lord Byron, they are programmed by their genes and teaching from their parents to be morons, unable to use their brains.
+Lord Byron
Not programmed. Paid.
IMPEACH
I have the worst feeling that when he said ' we won the women...' he's talking about the Eastern European models locked in a shipping container that Putin put up against Eric if Donnie could get through election night without snorting coke off his fist on camera.
Flamenco is from Spain, Tango is from Argentina.
An Marllo Cheeseburger is from Germany
Why so serious? 🙃
ProjectFlashlight612 did you watch the video? Relevance?
Flamingos are from Florida.
"Space Force" and "Be Best" are the only things this WH can come up with? WTF? Can this be over yet?
If this Space Force actually came to pass you ought to worry as if you remember at the beginning of his presidency where he , General Flynn and that dodgy Blackwater guy (Betsy DeVos's brother) were planning for an overarching private security force that was under the sole command of the president. His incompetence even then meant it was only considered for a moment by the press as it would obviously take quite some time to set up and Trump doesn't have the discipline. I remember because it terrified me. I imagine this is where this Space Force talk is coming from. Maybe y'all should take a look at that before he unleashes them on the rest of us?
Still can't believe there are Trump supporters left after all his lies and crimes.
Trump supporters were clueless to begin with. They don't know what's going on. They weren't paying attention. With Trump, they can continue their ignorance and they believe completely what Trump says. They don't have to keep informed for themselves. Trump tells them what to think.
Lot of stupid, clueless people out there. That's why I believe there should be an iq limit to vote. Seriously. If you don't hit a certain iq you can't vote.
Celldweller...
Or run for office!
THERE ARE PLENTY OF HITLERY SUPPORTERS STILL AROUND!................WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU, ASS CLOWN?
Yes I agree Celldweller, most millennial's and all libtards should NOT be allowed to vote!
if trump was pinocchio his nose would be bumping mars right now
ETC Flyer, isn't it easier to imagine it poking the gaseous Uranus?
Gipsy Mayhem It would burn up on the sun before that could ever happen.
Palpatine might say "It's Collusion then."
Essero Eson It’s not a story the Deplorables would tell you
Essero Eson brilliant!
Lmao it is mostly treason based in palpatine
Essero Eson... No, Palpatine would recognize true evil and give Trump a perpetual salad tossing...
In my time on earth I’ve never seen someone lie so hard about things then turn around and admit he’s done what he was lying about. Mueller is coming for him.
Been waiting all day for this!
Its like listening to a crazy hobo just going nuts
-like-
I cringe everytime Trump opens his mouth.
Spiderous - I just hit mute. His ignorant rasp makes my skin crawl.
believe me as do i
well you got what was voted for.......didn't need to be a rocket scientist to know what he was and still is......he is going to run the economy of the us into a recession and it may be closer than most think - and that is not from the fake news......I feel bad because many hardworking people will probably be 30 years trying to recover from the damage he has done to their markets that he keeps tearing apart.......think about this - you spend 1/2 a million to make another 1 million in debt while trying to feed your family and that is something that was far from your control ......feel sorry for the farmers who feed the world and the longer it goes on, the more damage he is doing to everyone who works and pay taxes....
every time a closer look episode comes out, i always thought "okay, what did trump do this time..."
He is so ignorant. But that isn’t the worst of it. He won’t invest any time in working to educate himself. Perhaps if he begins to act presidential, Lebron James will let him enroll in his school to learn about American geography, history, government (with special emphasis on the Constitution),reading and spelling. Perhaps trump can think it over as he drives his golf cart along the Tallahassee trail. 🤣
At risk kids are much smarter than Trumpsky Dumpty.
Principal Vernon I have no doubt. I am sure they are much smarter than trump!
In all fairness, Trump's spray-tan s smarter than he is.
*In politics, absurdity is not a handicap - Napoleon Bonaparte*
_the President is the living proof of this._
I can confirm we need a Space Force, those Daleks are a constant threat to Earth.
Trump doesn't like stairs either!
Brilliant!
Only the new TrumpRay™ can save us!
The Martians attacked first anyway!!!! #BUILDTHEWALL
Who's going to pay for it?? MARS!!!!!!!!!!!
I've seen hogs that sweat less.
Flamingo dancers o on the Tallahassee trail, huh? Sounds amazing!!!
Sorry, it is most definitely Illegal--
§30121. Contributions and donations by foreign nationals
(a) Prohibition
It shall be unlawful for-
(1) a foreign national, directly or indirectly, to make-
(A) a contribution or donation of money or other thing of value, or to make an express or implied promise to make a contribution or donation, in connection with a Federal, State, or local election;
(B) a contribution or donation to a committee of a political party; or
(C) an expenditure, independent expenditure, or disbursement for an electioneering communication (within the meaning of section 30104(f)(3) of this title); or
(2) a person to solicit, accept, or receive a contribution or donation described in subparagraph (A) or (B) of paragraph (1) from a foreign national
Indira Gutierrez I’m curious, what is the source for this? Or the actual title of the document? Also dirt on an opponent qualifies as “something of value”
Cameron Mitchell From 52 U.S. Code § 30121
While I would love any legal reason to get Trump out of there, based on current knowledge, there isn't anything Trump or his campaign has proven to have done that would violate this US Code.
Yes... Except that Trump himself is a Foreign National. He renounced his Citizenship a long time ago, to avoid High Taxes and Gain Foreign Loopholes in Funding/Contracts/Grants... His Empire is an International Maritime Empire. Independent and a Member of the European Union. That's why his wife had to go through the citizenship process without her marriage being a basis, because Trump isn't a Citizen. - TPO
Jeff II hmmmm I think the prosecution will go with “something of value” as dirt on Hilary. I’m not claiming to be a legal expert, but they might be citing a different legal code. This one seems just to deal with financing from foreign entities. I’d be curious to see if there is another one that might have sturdier ground. But In my opinion there not gonna get him for collusion. It’s gonna be for tax fraud
Dark Days
Who are you and what are you talking about? I don't recall defending anybody, or stating a lie... Perhaps you are confused? I would hate to think that you would Purposely Slander and Defame me... If so, then please be advised that Donald in point of Fact, entered into the Scotland Court Record, as a "Representative of The People" in regard to his Golfcourse Blunder. This Court Entry was Accepted into the Record. As such, he is in Fact, a Citizen of the European Union. Further, his Stolen Heraldry is Sealed by the Russian Double Headed Creature (falsely called an eagle) Binding him to Russia. Now... Please go do some Real Research, before you Waste My Time any further with your Clear Ignorance. Thank You - TPO
Every tweet the president sends out I think of Gilbert Gottfried reading it sarcastically lol 😂
He likes Mars so much because they're the same color
And shape.
And intelligence ...assuming there's no microbial life on Mars.
Ascending Demon... But Mars isn't a wank-maggot anymore than tangerine
How can someone judge someone for going out on his wife on a trail trip while having had at least 2 confirmed paid off affairs with porn stars? By his own logic he should be out of office. lol
Only if he was Clinton.
Respect to whoever wrote that Oregon Trail joke.
Finally collusion found! And in his own tweet. Sounds legit.
Flamingo dancer?? Oh well.. what can be expected?
Flamingo dancers and the Tallahassee Trail...Criminy...😑
April Young He's an idiot. Unfit for the Presidency from day one.
A few days after not knowing the difference between England and Britain and not even knowing how to shop in a supermarket.
Flamingo dancers?
He meant Flamenco Dancers
What he meant? He was reading off a placard.
I love to see that show on animal planet
Serai3 on Mars.
Serai3... Watch, he only hires them to fire them so they end up getting jobs as lawn ornaments 😐
Donald Trump, the Gilderoy Lockhart of presidents
- the same integrity and talent, but a lot less humble
George Hugh OMG, tRump actually *is* less humble than Gildaroy Lockhart.
Lockhart may have been a Ravenclaw gone bad, but he was still a Ravenclaw.
Solid potter reference
And a lot uglier.
nope man trump makes lockhart look humble
Rudy chasing an ambulance all day only to find out it was an ice cream truck!!! Fricking priceless!!!
Am I the only one who finds it bizarre watching Fox&Friends sit through these phone conferences with the President(!)?
“Non-sensical inane and garbled”- then Don jr. gave that side eye. Thank you Jr., now we know.
"Please state your name for the record, Mr. Gates."
"Rick Guilty."
"Mister Guilty, can you please identify this person?"
"Of course, that's Paul Cantafford, former conspiracy chairman of Donald Traitor.
Look for Melanias Tweet CONGRATULATIONS to LaBron new school for at risk kids!! Kinda threw her orange hubby UNDER THE BUS 🚌 lmao 😆
We're living through an extraordinary time in U.S. history, folks. I love Seth because he facilitates laughing about it, but he also keeps our focus on it.
Can tRUMP stop saying a won the women it sounds 🤢
Tobias Jonsson it’s sooo cringey
Because everyone knows that old military adage: fastest route between two points is to go to another planet.
Moving Parts Gaming... He did that between two affairs going to a lawyer
The President might like Flamingo dancers, but I love Flamingo guitarists too.
I made a tremendous deal with the Martians. Their great and wonderful leader, Marvin, who is very strong and powerful, has promised to stop attempting to blow up the earth so he can see Venus better. Anyone who was able to take over a situation like Marvin, a very tough situation with Bugs Bunny, and is able to run it tough. Mars is no longer an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator threat. My uncle, who was a great professor, knew about Illudium Q-36, and I used to talk to him about it all the time.
+KingOfMadCows - "WHERE IS THE KA-BOOM? THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EARTH SHATTERING KA-BOOM!!
You know, guys, that if Trump was a cartoon character . . . but, wait! He actually IS a living, breathing cartoon character, orange face and all. However, even cartoons are more intelligent than he is. Send Trump to be the first colonist on Mars. It would not matter if he lives or dies.
KingOfMadCows, very nicely done. Exceptional attention to detail.
Flamingo dancers 😆
Housequake B cheers from Canada somebody should do is hoarder from florists only we can do that here in Canada I'm so hoping you can do it there in the states order hundred or thousand flamingos to be placed upon the Lawns around the White House he wakes up he's been invaded
Housequake B lol
He's disgusting. If I ever had to be ten feet from him I'd feel violated
Cassie Dolis... If I put a piece of bread on dirt and a piece of bread on him, I'd eat the cleaner one from the dirt... You can't trust him as far as you can spit, and you being a real lady, that says much!
oh my God! Following this Tragedy for over 18 months now...where will it end??!! by the way Seth, as always, Brilliant!!
Love you Seth. You make my day. ❤️
No comments on trumps melting face? Anyone? No?!😅💦
zislec seriously, it looks worse then usual.
1: swollen
2: sweaty
3: not the right color (even for him)
I thought it was my phone.
He's got to be sick. I'd bet my house on it. He won't last eight years.
The Commentator Is in town ...there you go 👏👏😂
Dudes.. he is melting, he needs to get back go the chocolate factory, I heard oompa loompas can't survive without their cocoa, and dancing that if they don't get both they turn into an idiotic guy with an ego bigger than the iceberg that sank the titanic
He’s rough to look at
zonkeymaker just think, there are women out there who have seen him naked
He is one to talk , about extramarital affairs. Even sadder, his followers are eating his hateful, fact less , vile rhetoric up.
Larry White... It didn't have the CA. Cancer warning on it...
They say, "Trump tells it like it is". Whatever that means about anything. They are so stupid.
Thanks Seth Meyers... now I wanna know what happens to Dorinda...
2:20 Trump is melting. Is melting!
Melania would be saying that these martians really like you Donald, you should really move there, as far away as possible and you'll even find a free Tesla roadster up there.
Great real estate on Mars!🏌🏻♂️
"And we only had to pay off one of them." Gosh, I love Seth Meyers.
When we show footage of Trump to kids 30 years
from now, they’re bound to think he was an impersonator
making fun of the actual president.UNBELIEVABLE !!!
I don’t think Melania saying “The women really like you” was supposed to be taken as a compliment.
The most shocking thing is that he doesn't know what the Appalachian Trail is. How does anyone his age or even half his age who has lived in this country all their life not know that.
Thebe Bashaleebee because we dont go there? I have no idea what it is really and I'm 38
Curtis Payne
I am not even living on the same continent and even I know the Appalachian and the Pacific Crest Trail (PCT).
+Thebe Bashaleebee
Have you not been paying attention? Trump does not read, and knowledge and education are not Trump's thing, either. Trump revels in ignorance. It truly is bliss for him to be perpetually stupid.
Because he doesn't own a golf course there.
5:50 so glad Seth said something about the “flamingo dancers” 😂 I thought I was crazy
I still don’t see how are people calling Lebron a Beta for saying his opinion on Trump. How are people even still supporting Trump?
Space Force? I thought we had International Treaties to prevent the proliferation weapons in space?
John Stables
We do, Trump just doesn’t know that.
John Stables... We out from the human rights organization, we out from treaties, we out of hope here in America... So, "What makes it Illegal?" said the lawyer
“Im not your doctor mr president but I’d recommend you watch less of them” lmfaoooo listen to how distressed he sounds. Spiraling. Manic. Self-implode already!!!!!
2:10 - Does he have gold paint on his face? Like, actual gold paint?
Flamingo dancers? Flamingo? Maybe he was thinking of Flamenco dancers? But, in Argentina, they dance the Tango.
I can tell Seth is getting worn down by Trump's constant idiocy. I can't imagine how much it must suck, having to dissect the never-ending stream of garbage that pours out of the Whitehouse every day. Stay strong Seth! Stay strong American neighbours!
agree
He is so fucking stupid and has such a "tremendously" poor vocabulary, he can't come up with anything better than "Space Force".
Does DJTJ know you don't have to look greasy to be greasy?
The world gets a bit stupider every day.
Donald, Step down from being president, and devote the rest of your time with being commander and the chief Space Cadet of your brand new Space Force.
Just jump in a shuttle and head out, build a gold course on Mars. If you build it, we will come, Eventually. Just grab a coke and wait, we promise we won't be long. 🚀 and don't worry about taking too many rations with you, We will bring up all the food you could possibly want when we come.... Promise 😜.
Believe Me!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
+ G Macka: In all probability, Trump will also weasel out of being a cadet due to "space sickness"
we will make sure you have extra "special sauce" on that healthy big mac you eat 3 times a week per your uhhhh, "Dr." Ronny Jackson.................#Degreefromcrackerjackbox
Because it's Trump, I can't tell if "gold course" is a typo or not. Wouldn't put it past him.
*Turns up the volume to hear...
I wanna hear about the flamingo dancers.
Barbara Latham
He's wrong on so many levels. Even if he got "flamenco" right, flamenco is from Spain, not Argentina.
Shitstirrer
I still wanna see the flamingo dancers. I wanna see how they work those castanets. I think they import them from either Spain or Florida...some place Hispanic. anyway.
Do you think there are any women who like this guy? Because none of the women I’ve talked to say that!
Do you think that tanning bed will give him melanoma?
If you want to see some flamingo dancers, I can recommend the movie Fantasia 2000 to you.
Essefex
Oh my gosh! I forgot about them. There really WERE flamingo dancers. 45 is about my age so he must have seen the original like I did... so that’s what he’s remembering.
Don't forget Seth, Trump will stand on the White House lawn and yell at those kids to "Get off my lawn!"
Then the secret service will say, "Mister President, it's the Easter egg hunt."
DOWN GOES ALEX JONES!! DOWN GOES ALEX JONES!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em!
props to graphic department, that 8-bit 'You have DEMENTIA' graphic was good
😂🤣 I thought the same thing when he said “flamingo dancer” lol he has no clue
UNBELIEVABLE
Spencer Washington... Yes, but true!
Flamingo - Flamenco. They both start with 'f' and end with 'o'. Close enough.
Nah.
Somebody get that guy his pills and some pudding.
Prosecuting attorneys love it when the criminals voluntarily provide evidence in a case by tweeting their confessions. All that's left is compiling the evidence and attaching associated legal arguments.
Seth's jokes were FIRE on this one lol
Why is Trump so adamant about this space force?
Who do we have worry about out there?
The Covenant? The Xenomorphs? The Empire? The Borg? The Flood?
The military industrial complex is just finishing up contracts. Need more gee wiz research for Boeing et al. Fear is money.
I like Ike
Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights... X-Man (Ridley's) Emperor, Assimilates EvilHeart...
But because he always wanted a golf course there, for everyone that can play better than him...
It sounds cool and he watched an episode of Doctor Who and thinks Harriet Jones was the good guy and the mean Doctor was the villian.
Xenu's return
The Reapers.