You know me, always the life of the party. And by life of the party, I mean botching attempts to look cool and mysterious for you. 🌠 What to Expect: Expect an emotional rollercoaster with a twist of lemon... and vodka, apparently. 🍸 🎭 Witness a transformation from nerdy to seductive... or at least an attempt. 💔 Share in the heartache and hilarity of unspoken love bursting out awkwardly. 🕒 Count down to midnight with secrets spilling faster than champagne. 🌀 Get dizzy with the spins of a confession gone hilariously wrong. 🤫 Enjoy the suspense of whether a midnight kiss will seal or spoil the night. 🔑 Metadata Elements: Event: New Year's Eve party gone awry Setting: A lively party teetering on the edge of disaster Mood: Sardonically humorous with a hearty dose of reality checks Characters: Me, the nerdy-yet-wannabe-mysterious best friend, and you, the unsuspecting recipient of my confessions Theme: The complexities of friendship, love, and the unexpected paths one night can take
I honestly don’t think anyone can do drunk audios quite like you can, wayward. They’re seriously the funniest and most endearing things I’ve ever listened to.
Goodness gracious she cannot hold her liquor. That or she had a couple glasses of vodka too many. Luckily she’s an adorable kind of drunk. We’ll happily help her deal with the inevitable monster hangover when it hits.
"And I'm your best friend, and there's a lot you don't know about me, because I have secrets, because I am-" THE HONEY VIXEN! OR BLOOD ORCHID! What exactly will the villain moniker be this time, I wonder? Warlord Wayward? The Wayward Witch? Wayward Wendy? Wayward Woman? If it's Wayward Woman, I'm pulling out Proverbs 7 so quickly people will get biblical whiplash. Edit: THE RETURN OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE WAYWARD TROPES! "I'm not your friend? [cries] Wait, I'm not your friend because I'm your girlfriend? I'm your girlfriend? I'm your girlfriend!" Almost as good as the "No, you're not in love with me. No, you're not. No, you are not in love with me." trope.
Enjoy the great new start (I do hope however we can get some of the audios from the previous channel available again). Happy New Year you Wayward traveller.
There's not enough money in the world and there's nowhere enough coffee and tea in the world to for someone to get me to drink vodka. Again. No. Nope. Nuh uh.
You did a great job being "mysterious." Another adorable one. Way to start off the new channel with a bang. Take care, and I hope you have a great new year. 💜
You are by far one of my favorite audio roleplay creators. I adore these silly and adorkable characters and stories. I hope this new channel and the new year go well for you. You are an absolute treasure.
Oh wow, she is just a treat.😁 I hope you had time for juice and a nap after this recording.👍 If you ever think your ideas are silly or not good enough, just remember: Someone once stood in a room full of network executives and said, "Ok, picture this, sharks in a tornado."👏👍👋
"I'm a mystery, wrapped in ice cream! Wrapped in a biscuit!" Dammit, listener! You had a chance to chime in with "Ooh, I'd love a taste!" or something along those lines, and you blew it! Are you even trying to flirt back with your drunken, wayward friend?! C'mon!
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You know me, always the life of the party. And by life of the party, I mean botching attempts to look cool and mysterious for you.
🌠 What to Expect:
Expect an emotional rollercoaster with a twist of lemon... and vodka, apparently. 🍸
🎭 Witness a transformation from nerdy to seductive... or at least an attempt.
💔 Share in the heartache and hilarity of unspoken love bursting out awkwardly.
🕒 Count down to midnight with secrets spilling faster than champagne.
🌀 Get dizzy with the spins of a confession gone hilariously wrong.
🤫 Enjoy the suspense of whether a midnight kiss will seal or spoil the night.
🔑 Metadata Elements:
Event: New Year's Eve party gone awry
Setting: A lively party teetering on the edge of disaster
Mood: Sardonically humorous with a hearty dose of reality checks
Characters: Me, the nerdy-yet-wannabe-mysterious best friend, and you, the unsuspecting recipient of my confessions
Theme: The complexities of friendship, love, and the unexpected paths one night can take
We're so back
"I am sooo....sexy..."
"You are so plastered..."
I honestly don’t think anyone can do drunk audios quite like you can, wayward. They’re seriously the funniest and most endearing things I’ve ever listened to.
Everytime you do a tipsy audio. I picture the listener getting the trash can and water and prepping for the hangover....
Goodness gracious she cannot hold her liquor. That or she had a couple glasses of vodka too many. Luckily she’s an adorable kind of drunk. We’ll happily help her deal with the inevitable monster hangover when it hits.
"And I'm your best friend, and there's a lot you don't know about me, because I have secrets, because I am-"
THE HONEY VIXEN! OR BLOOD ORCHID! What exactly will the villain moniker be this time, I wonder? Warlord Wayward? The Wayward Witch? Wayward Wendy? Wayward Woman? If it's Wayward Woman, I'm pulling out Proverbs 7 so quickly people will get biblical whiplash.
Edit: THE RETURN OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE WAYWARD TROPES! "I'm not your friend? [cries] Wait, I'm not your friend because I'm your girlfriend? I'm your girlfriend? I'm your girlfriend!" Almost as good as the "No, you're not in love with me. No, you're not. No, you are not in love with me." trope.
Enjoy the great new start (I do hope however we can get some of the audios from the previous channel available again). Happy New Year you Wayward traveller.
There's not enough money in the world and there's nowhere enough coffee and tea in the world to for someone to get me to drink vodka. Again. No. Nope. Nuh uh.
You did a great job being "mysterious." Another adorable one. Way to start off the new channel with a bang. Take care, and I hope you have a great new year. 💜
This is so cute. The poor girl. I feel like the listener could have quieted her alarm with a kiss. I laughed many times. Thank you for your hard work.
She’s back!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
"I was gonna have hard liquor but I don't like it, it tastes funny."
Honestly saaaaaammeee.
Two videos in one day? This is nice, i like this.
So glad to seeyou back. Great audio
Another great video a new years gift.
Your voice, the accent and your personality got me hooked to your audios 😭💜
I’m guessing this character would not of noticed the best friend rings and the best friend ceremony are actually engagement rings and a wedding
Two in a row? Yes good! And adorkable drunk to boot! 😆
Thanks for the audio, Wayward!
Yesss I’m so happy to see your cute audios again to start a New Year 🥳 I like to think the two audios are at the same party
Happy New year 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳
Amazing
This was absolutely awesome listening my friend and happy new year friend and my 2024 be great for Wayward audio.
You haven't lost your touch at all! Lovely audio.
You trying to say femme fatal is unfairly adorable, amazing audio as always!
You are by far one of my favorite audio roleplay creators. I adore these silly and adorkable characters and stories. I hope this new channel and the new year go well for you. You are an absolute treasure.
I love your Audios! You always play the cutest characters!
what a wonderfull new year gift :) love to have you back (btw, could you make a wife RP? i really loved those from honey's channel)
Welcome back, and a happy new year !!! 🍻
So adorkable
Oh wow, she is just a treat.😁
I hope you had time for juice and a nap after this recording.👍
If you ever think your ideas are silly or not good enough, just remember:
Someone once stood in a room full of network executives and said,
"Ok, picture this, sharks in a tornado."👏👍👋
Great video amazing work happy New Year's 🎉
Glad to see you back. This was such a great audio, as good as ever.
Awesome video I loved it can't wait to see the next one when you do it it's always so funny have a happy New Year love your videos
Great videos Wayward. Happy New Year
i found you again! 2024 off to a great start!
It's so weird to hear a voice I haven't heard in so long. Make me feel safe.
Glad to see you back again, Wayward. Been a fan since Aural Honey, hopefully this move is one that sticks! Happy New Year!
❤
Hang on I know that voice
"I'm a mystery, wrapped in ice cream! Wrapped in a biscuit!"
Dammit, listener! You had a chance to chime in with "Ooh, I'd love a taste!" or something along those lines, and you blew it! Are you even trying to flirt back with your drunken, wayward friend?! C'mon!
We're back baby!
Mystery solved
💟✨
Girl needs to drink some water. Mysteriously.
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Is this the 4th or 5th channel?
Where's portley
Girl...no one likes vodka. That's why people keep putting stuff in it.